Merry Christmas one and all! Today’s series finale sees Jon and Dan discuss the fan-favourite ‘Off Menu’ episode with the Taskmaster Greg Davies. Along with some controversial menu choices, the two also discuss their series highlights, The Beatles, Christmas plans, as well as Dan’s disliking of the This Morning team. The two will return in 2022 for series 3 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast' Podcast. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert....
Dec 24, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Ep 42•Transcript available on Metacast Ho Ho Ho, welcome to episode 41 of the Off 'Off Menu Podcast' Podcast, where today's edition delves into the dream menu of Joe Lycett. In addition to this, the two give some helpful advice in hosting a 'Mars Bar Party', Dan discusses his new donut business idea, there is a heated chat about ants, par or part boiling potatoes, and Rev. Anthony Cook makes an appearance to tell us about communion wine. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbe...
Dec 13, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Ep 41•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to the 40th episode discussing the menu of the ‘Marvel’ that is Kumail Nanjiani. Today Jon & Dan reopen their wounds over the coverage at this year's Olympics, what is a giant, eating habits and we revel in maybe the best main course in Off Menu history. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.
Nov 22, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week we are talking about the off menu episode of rap talker, philosopher and drugsman, Mike "The Streets" Skinner. Its a good one!
Nov 07, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast After a week off (Dan with a new puppy and Jon just being lazy), the two return for the episode of Kemah Bob. Today they discuss hot dog to bun ratios, people doing voices, and good Tex-Mex food. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.
Oct 30, 2021•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast It's a continental episode this week as we spend some time on France with TV funny man and bald comedian, Tom Allen. This episode was edited by Dan and he (I) also wrote this blurb which is why the tone is all weird!
Oct 17, 2021•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Evelyn Mok. In this episode the two cover the Jonsi and Alex Cookery show, take a conversation from milk to who we are as people, thoughts from an otter, and why people poo-poo the chicken breast. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.
Oct 09, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to episode 35 with the Off ‘Off’ Menu of Daisy May Cooper. Today Jon and Dan discuss the validity of their food news, buffets, best fan theories, tipping waiters, and the poor pricing of chicken nuggets. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.
Oct 02, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to episode 34 where Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Sophie Duker. Today’s topics include, how to keep your hands clean, a lost cookery show from the lead singer of Sigur Ros, an attempt to tackle the origin of food, and a nice chat about whisky. Jonsi & Alex Somers Cookery Show: https://jonsiandalex.com/recipes Chew Comic Book Series: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6839093-chew-vol-1 Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Da...
Sep 25, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week in the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast, Jon and Dan discuss the episode of MP Jess Phillips. Double pizza news, platters, and a lengthy (occasionally heated) debate regarding the Full English Breakfast and whether it’s acceptable for fish fingers to be included. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Dan Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.
Sep 20, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Ep 33•Transcript available on Metacast Today Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Catherine Bohart. In this episode, they cover the problems with afternoon teas, overly attentive waiters, impressionists, Paul McCartney rumours, and revisit the red velvet cake fiasco from Rose McGowen’s episode. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Dan Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.
Sep 11, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Ep 32•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to Episode 31, where this week Jon and Dan discuss the menu of chef and restaurant owner Marcus Samuelsson. Discussions include Dan’s contribution to the jazz genre with a squeaky door, their favourite jingles, we meet a new regular guest ‘Paul Hollywoods’, the future of raw food, a chef that can’t eat food, and a new idea for a show called ‘The Cabbage Family’. Rate My Takeaway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsaoj0TnCSs Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by J...
Sep 04, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep 29•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to Episode 30 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast' Podcast, with the rundown of Cerys Matthews’ menu. Listen for discussions on the problem of celebrities stepping outside of their career, why wraps get a good wrap while loaves aren’t loved, Dan enlightens Jon on when a group of Iranians came to stay, a shout out to those removing poop lines, and a hot debate on which is better, scones or Welsh cakes? Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gi...
Aug 29, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week Jon and Dan discuss the Off Menu of foot critic Jay ‘Jason’ Rayner. In this episode they raise the question of whether the ‘milk of human kindness’ should belong to a nun, the problem of Jason's mantra of ‘women shouldn't take a lover who doesn't like oysters’, a disagreement about how to eat ice cream, and suggestions on the environment in which Jason is eating his dream menu Nic Cage on Wogan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf3OgWVkzlI Man reviews Black Jack Ice Creams: https://www....
Aug 21, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast In today’s episode, Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Kasabian guitarist Serge Pizzorno. It’s a busy episode, with Jon angering Dan with his food news, Jon’s problem with the Peperami Man, the launching of their new culinary award along with the first recipient, why Nando’s isn't actually that good, and the negative impact the ice cream man is having on society. Phew! Make sure you Rate & Review the podcast and subscribe for future episodes. Biscoff Pasta Recipe: https://www.instagram.co...
Aug 14, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to episode 27, where Dan and Jon discuss the dream menu choices of street dancer Jordan Banjo. Today the pair talk about Iceland's marketing and how a certain Hollywood actor would improve their reputation, the lack of food challenges in the UK, and Jon tries out a new catchphrase (apologies for the volume the ‘catchphrase' is delivered). Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.
Aug 09, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep 27•Transcript available on Metacast The boys at the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast' Podcast have had a week off, but are back for the menu of Kerry Godliman. Today Jon and Dan discuss the best crisp, voiceover artist Redd Pepper, pineapple on pizza, whether a ‘healthy’ salad really exists, and we are finally introduced to OOMPP producer ‘Glenito’. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.
Jul 31, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today's episode is the rundown of Off Menu Podcast guest, Loyle Carner. In this recording, Dan reveals a childhood addition to his drink creation ‘mix’, as well as discussions on Mariah Carey’s burps, Rag & Bone Man’s love for scratching, the best cheeks to eat and they invent their own drinking rhymes. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.
Jul 18, 2021•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to this week's episode where Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Sian Clifford. In this episode, Dan reopens the can of worms of what is classed as bread, authentic food and ladyboys, and dream wee flavours. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.
Jul 10, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to episode 23 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast with magician Dynamo. This whirlwind of an episode starts with food slapping and celebrity cookbook food news (links below), before Jon and Dan attempt to break down the episode, a discussion resulting in tears about the treatment of the magician, an anecdote about a fussy lookalike, and whether there really is cheese in cheesecake. Chicken slapping - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI Kenny Rogers Cook Book - https://joshwillt...
Jul 04, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to a bonus episode of the Off 'Off Menu Podcast' Podcast, with Suzi Ruffell. Due to technical errors, Jon and Dan thought the original had been lost so recorded a new version, only for the old one to re-appear. They cover old ground and also a lotta lotta new ground, including Ellie Goulding's new drink, more information on Jon's TV idea, and whisky snobs. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert....
Jul 02, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast In this week's episode, Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Suzi Ruffell. The brothers get their science caps on as they attempt to understand the complexity of carbonated drinks and the effects of global warming, as well as how long it takes to learn to like food. They also create their own tongue twisters and Dan reveals his overly passionate relationship with cakes. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.
Jun 26, 2021•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome back for series 2 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast where Jon & Dan discuss the menu choices of comedian, presenter, and science man, Dara Ó Briain. The brothers come up with brilliant brand-saving marketing ideas, Dan reveals the history of sparkling water, what's the best food to serve in a bread bowl, and deep-fried delights. Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.
Jun 20, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hello! Jon and Dan are here to welcome you lovely OMMPP fans back for the second series of The Off 'Off Menu Podcast' Podcast. Make sure you listen as it will be a cracking series, with more rants, laughs, regular guests, and Food News. Make sure you like and subscribe rate and review, and tell all (and we mean all) of your friends!
Jun 12, 2021•3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to the series one finale of the first edition of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast Film Club - or OOMPPFC. Although Dan decides not to sing ‘Genie in a bottle’ he does announce that he once created a rock version of the Algueira hit and together they reminisce on how much they miss b-sides. They tackle Rose’s theory of being a ‘supertaster’ and how Dan thinks he might be a ‘super-hearer’, Popeye’s spinach theory, and the serious problems with the red velvet cake. The brothers end their ...
Jun 05, 2021•1 hr•Ep 17•Transcript available on Metacast This week’s episode goes through the dream menu choices of DJ Gemma Cairney. Our very own DJ (Dan & Jon) discuss their disappointment in the ‘new’ Biscoff release, while Jon discovers a special KFC film called ‘A Recipe For Seduction’, starring Saved By The Bell alumni AC Slater. The two approach the ethical problems with Ronald McDonald and his mates, and together they continue to hold marketing boards accountable, this week is the turn of the Champagne Marketing Board. Make sure you watch ...
May 30, 2021•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to episode 18 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast, with comedian Desiree Burch. Jon and Dan continue the discussion on their dad's curry, rice, and chips order, Dan drops a bombshell - potentially putting an end to a key format point of the Off-Menu Podcast, and the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast. The two discuss how they would rather eat their Spam, problems with the quality of Mexican food in the UK, a serious (yes we can be serious!) discussion about the merits of local style street...
May 22, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast In today's Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast, Jon and Dan cover the menu choices of the infamous Victoria Coren Mitchell episode. They discuss the contrasting and often conflicting personalities of Tia and Maria, admit to food they’ve had to hide in restaurants, and we hear from Reverend Anthony Cook, who confirms what the devil's semen tastes like. We also hear about Dan’s new restaurant idea ‘Toast Bae’ and brothers condemn the actions of the Milk Marketing Board and contemplate whether the TV sh...
May 15, 2021•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast In this week's episode of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast, Jon and Dan discuss the menu choices of comedian and actor Jamie Demetriou. Jon has some exciting food news, which leads to Dan learning about ‘Salt Bae (link to some of his finest work below), Dan opens up about his trust issues with Paddington, resulting in a hard stare from Jon. The brothers get scientific regarding asparagus wee and whether other ‘liquids’ can also change their taste via food. Jon asks - Can we really trust Heston...
May 08, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to episode 15 of OOMPP, where today Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Sindhu Vee. We kick off with another brand new game show ‘Oreos or Ore-nos’, Dan reveals his very select list of countries he believes has disgusting food (including one that no longer exists), Jon argues why dauphinoise is not a ‘type of potato’, and the two praise the merit of Sindhu’s mum’s quote ‘To the hungry person, even a doorway looks like crisps’. They round off the episode by discussing their dream sundae...
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