A Perfectly Cromulent Simpsons Show

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Episodes

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Join hosts Jesse and Kristen as they embark on a journey through every episode of The Simpsons, one Springfield moment at a time! Hailing from different countries, these two lifelong fans bring unique cultural perspectives to the show’s humor, heart, and hidden gems. Each week, they dig into fun facts, debate classic moments, and uncover the quirky errors that make The Simpsons a beloved masterpiece. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a newcomer, A Perfectly Cromulent Simpsons Show offers a fresh, insightful, and nostalgic trip back to TV’s most iconic animated family. Prior to Episode 43 The show was hosted by Jesse and His pal Hella Greg, and it has been revamped by the current duo!

Episodes

2.7: Bart vs Thanksgiving

2.7 (20) “Bart vs Thanksgiving” Aired.11/22/1990 Written by: George Meyer Directed by: David Silverman Chalkboard: “I will not do that thing with my tongue” Couch gag: “Startled Grandpa” The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Jun 05, 2019•41 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast

2.6: Dead Putting Society

2.6 - Dead Putting Society Aired. 11/15/1990 Written by: Jeff Martin Directed by: Rich Moore Chalkboard: “I am not a 32 year old woman” Couch gag: “Pets and family gag” Family sits down, pets squeeze in and sit like people SUPR Simpsons Rating (1-4 Yellow fingers) Robbie - 3.0 Greg - 2.75 Jesse - 1.5 The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

May 28, 2019•39 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast

2.5: Dancing Homer

2.5 - Dancin’ Homer Aired.11/08/1990 Written by: Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by: Mark Kirkland and David Silverman (Supervising Director) Chalkboard: “I will not trade pants with others” Couch gag: “Maggie in Marge’s Hair” Guest Stars: Tony Bennet and Tom Poston SUPR Simpsons Rating Greg - 2.75 Jesse - 2.80 Robbie - 2.5 (Special Guest) The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok I...

May 23, 2019•50 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast

2.4: Two Cars in every garage and three eyes on every fish

2.4 (17) “Two Cars in every garage and three eyes on every fish” Aired.11/01/1990 Written by: John Swartzwelder and Sam Simon Directed by: Wes Archer Chalkboard: “"I will not Xerox my butt", or "It's Potato, not Potatoe" to honor Dan Quayle” Couch gag: “Couch turns to folding bed” SUPR Simpsons Rating (1-4 yellow Fingers) Greg - 1.5 Jesse - 1.7 The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok I...

May 15, 2019•37 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast

2.3: Treehouse of Horror

2.3 (16) Treehouse of Horror Aired.10/25/1990 Written by: Jay Cogen, Wallace Wolodarsky, John Swartzwelder, Sam Simon, Edgar Allan Poe Directed by: Rich Moore, Wes Archer and David Silverman SUPR Simpsons Ratings: (1-4 yellow fingers) Clayton - 3.75 HellaGreg - 3.25 Jesse - 5 (Reserved only for God-like episodes) The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

May 07, 2019•54 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast

2.2: Simpson and Delilah

2.2 (15) “Simpson and Delilah” Aired.10/18/1990 Written by: John Vitti Directed by: Rich Moore Special Guest: Harvey Fierstein Chalkboard: “Tar is not a plaything” Couch gag: “Walk like an egyptian” SUPR Simpsons Rating (1-4 yellow fingers) Greg - 2 Jesse - 2.9 The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

May 01, 2019•36 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast

2.1: Bart Gets an "F"

2.1 (14) “Bart gets and ‘f’ ” Aired.10/11/1990 Written by: David Stern Directed by: David Silverman Chalkboard: I will not encourage others to fly Couch gag: Falling couch gag SUPR Simpsons Rating: Greg - 4.0 Jesse - 4.0 The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Apr 25, 2019•41 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast

1.13: One Enchanted Evening.

1.13 “One Enchanted Evening” Aired. 05/13/1990 Written by: Matt Groening and Sam Simon Directed by: David Silverman and Kent Butterworth Chalkboard: I will not yell fire in a crowded classroom. Couch gag: The Normal everyone sits down fine gag SUPR Simpsons Rating (1-4 yellow fingers) Greg - 3.5 Jesse - 2.5 The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Apr 18, 2019•35 min•Ep 13•Transcript available on Metacast

1.12: Krusty Gets Busted”

1.12 “Krusty Gets Busted” Aired. 04/22/1990 Written by: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky Directed by: Brad Bird Chalkboard: They are laughing at me, not with me SUPR Simpsons Rating (1-4 yellow fingers) Jesse - 4 Greg - 4 The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! YouTube TikTok Instagram...

Apr 09, 2019•46 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast

1.11: Crepes of Wrath

Cromulent Show Episode 11 Aired: 04/15/1990 Written By: Geroge Meyer, Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder and John Vitti Directed By: Wes Archer and Milton Gray The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! Youtube TikTok Instagram...

Mar 28, 2019•39 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast

1.10: Homer's Night Out

Cromulent Show Episode 10 Aired: 03/25/1990 Written By: John Vitti Directed By: Rich Moore The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! Youtube TikTok Instagram...

Mar 22, 2019•32 min•Ep 10•Transcript available on Metacast

1.9 Life on the Fast Lane

Cromulent Show Episode 9 Aired: 03/18/1990 Written By: Joh Swartzwelder Directed By: David Silverman The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! Youtube TikTok Instagram...

Mar 12, 2019•42 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast

1.8 The Telltale Head

Cromulent Show Episode 8 Aired: 02/25/1990 Written By: Al Jean, Mike Reiss, Sam Simon & Matt Groening Directed By: Rich Moore The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! Youtube TikTok Instagram...

Mar 06, 2019•34 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast

1.7: The Call of the Simpsons

Cromulent Show episode 7: Aired: 02/18/1990 Written: John Swartzwelder Directed: Wes Archer The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! Youtube TikTok Instagram...

Feb 27, 2019•36 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast

1.6 Moaning Lisa

Cromulent Show Episode 6 Aired: 02/11/1990 Written By: Al Jean & Mike Reiss Directed By: Wes Archer The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! Youtube TikTok Instagram...

Feb 22, 2019•34 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast

1.5 Bart the General

Cromulent Show Episode 5 Aired: 02/04/1990 Written By: David Silverman Directed By: John Swartzwelder The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! Youtube TikTok Instagram...

Feb 18, 2019•43 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast

1.4 There's No Disgrace Like Home

Cromulent Show episode 4 Aired: 01/28/1990 Written: Al Jean & Mike Reiss Directed: Gregg Vanzo & Kent Butterworth The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! Youtube TikTok Instagram...

Feb 15, 2019•29 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast

1.3 Homer's Odyssey

Cromulent Show Episode 3: Aired: 01/21/1990 Written: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky Directed: Wes Archer The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! Youtube TikTok Instagram...

Feb 11, 2019•34 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast

1.2 Bart The Genius

Cromulent Show Episode 2: Aired. 01/14/1990 Written by: Jon Vitti Directed by: David Silverman The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! Youtube TikTok Instagram...

Feb 06, 2019•30 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast

1.1 Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

Jesse and Greg have loved simpsons for all of their life, join in as they talk their way through every episode while: Sharing their favorite moments and quotes, rating the show, remembering their first time seeing it an so on. So join them, it's a perfectly cromulent show. Aired: 12/17/1989 Written: Mimi Pond Directed: David Silverman The show now has updated social media accounts as of Jan 2025 when the show will return and continue with Jesse and New Co-host Kristen! Youtube TikTok Instagram...

Jan 18, 2019•38 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast