UTT: "That's Not a Grapenut"
The guys talk about Cheddar's story, DocDisrespect's banning, John Cena's retirement, kankles, and more!
Episodes
The Main Menu Podcast
Welcome welcome back to the Main Menu! Tune in with us to catch a group of college friends playing their favorite zombie-themed sessions of their Z&D homebrew virtual tabletop game! Be sure to catch the "Under the Table (UTT)" sessions where we let loose to talk about anything and everything.
Not sure where to start? Each season is marked with an emoji and numbered. If any share the same continuity, they'll use the same emoji. We have over 16 seasons worth of content to explore with many one-shots and three-part series, so look for the emojis to start listening!
Recommended ages 18+
Episodes
🎲Z&D Anthologies | Terror in Paradize
In this installment of Z&D Anthologies, our players each select a pair of players to embark on the Icon of the Seas, the largest American cruise ship. Trouble ensues after hitting their first stop when the ship's vacationers begin turning into the living dead once they're in the middle of the sea. Will Montgomery and his "roommate" Neil, Randy and Brandy the "twins", Moira and Star Boy, and Billy and Mandy make it out alive? CAST: DM: Dan Montgomery Wrangler and Neil: Joe Randy and Brandy: B...
🌙Mothership | Dead Snow
Back in the Mothership Saga, Joe takes the role of Game Warden to embark a small crew from the USS Hiroshima before its outbreak, to respond to a distress call from the Artemis 7 research base which has gone completely dark. The party enters unarmed with a simple mission of resparking the power, but comes across the strange beginnings of the power of the marker and encounter the alien scourge has already taken the base. Will they survive?
⚔️Sorcerer's Edge Side Quest | Zephyr's Rest
In this installment of Sorcerer's Edge, our new party is sent on in important mission after just completing a tiresome journey, leaving them exhausted. They're sent into a deep dark cavern to find the Adventurer's Guild's cartographer, but finds the cave holds more secrets than their whereabouts.
🎲Z&D Anthologies | Aokigahara Forest
On this episode of Z&D Anthologies, a group of strangers meet to embark into the haunted Japanese forest known as, Aokigahara, where spirits are notorious for persuading hundreds and hundreds of its visitors to commit suicide. WARNING This episode contains dark subject matter and situations of self harm Do you struggle with suicidal thoughts? Help is available Speak with someone today. Call "988" for Suicide and Crisis Lifeline
UTT: "Munting for the Soul"
The guys talk about being trailer trash, starting an ice cream podcast, the definition of "munting" (oh boy), and more!
UTT: "Neighbor or Ninja"
The guys prepare for Baldur's Gate season, introduce their character's and let off some steam in their voices before the fun begins, today's meme culture, the... R word I guess, and more!
UTT: "Vermin Supreme"
The guys talk about weird recipes, apocalypse alcohol, fromunda cheese, squid ink, Trump on the Impaulsive podcast, and THE most important presidential candidate to ever run in any election: Vermin Supreme.
UTT: "I've Cleaned Up the Showers After"
The guys talk about last week's episode, work disallowing earbuds and podcasts, *sigh* more "gooning", a Frenchman surviving in prison in an unconventional way, the characters for tonight's episode, and more!
UTT: "Please Pee on Me"
The guys talk about "gooning" and strange kinks, Cheddar dogging on his sister's graduation quiz, more fart talk, the characters for the upcoming one-shot, memes on the " farting on my roommate's door " animation video (caution: brain rot ahead), and Alex's burrito.
UTT Special: "You Could Never Make Sweet Love Again"
The guys talk about cats in car engines, how often to change your oil, setting up and planning for the new Zulu Delta game that Joe and Cheddar are cooking up, their most iconic characters, play Am I the A-Hole and A Million Dollar's But
UTT Special: "You Look Like My Grandmother"
The guys take a week off of Z&D to talk all night about the Met Gala, coffee, wrestling, the upcoming Z&D game called "Zulu Delta" where all the Z&D factions can fight each other all at once, MORE food sins, and more!
🏴☠️Sea Dogs and Sorcery | 14.07 - The Scourge of the 7 Seas (Finale)
Aye, it be time to walk the plank! In the conclusion of the season, the crew works to uncover the mystery of the Great Old One's plans brought about by the dark priests to bring about his resurrection and put a stop to his reign before it's too late. CAST: DM: Dan Cian: Joe Butcher: Xander Jack: Bob Eddie: Derek "Cheddar" Miss Fortune: Sam
🏴☠️Sea Dogs and Sorcery | 14.06 - Awakened From the Fathoms Below
Land Ho! Our buccaneers and rapscallions find their way to the cursed mount where a sacrifice must be made to prevent the end of times. The Great Old One is awakening, and the entire seven seas be at stake, and one ritual can be make the difference to put a stop to it all. Will our heroes succeed or are they as good as fish food? CAST: DM: Dan Cian: Joe Butcher: Xander Jack: Bob Eddie: Derek "Cheddar" Miss Fortune: Sam
🏴☠️Sea Dogs and Sorcery | 14.05 - Mutiny
Shiver me timbers! The old scallywags commandeer a nearby vessel on the high seas before learning more about their important mission. Upon returning to Richard, the one who freed them from prison, they learn of a new threat that looms against the Caribbean. CAST: DM: Dan Cian: Joe Butcher: Xander Jack: Bob Eddie: Derek "Cheddar" Miss Fortune: Sam
🏴☠️Sea Dogs and Sorcery | 14.04 - Batten Down the Hatches
Avast ye scallywags! As a battle with the commadore takes place on the high seas, the crew encounter a large foe on their way to finding a way to stop the impending doom that threatens the entire Caribbean and beyond. CAST: DM: Dan Cian: Joe Butcher: Xander Jack: Bob Eddie: Derek "Cheddar" Miss Fortune: Sam
🏴☠️Sea Dogs and Sorcery | 14.03 - Before the Hempen Halter
Ahoy ye bilge rats! The crew comes across more oddities at sea, having a member on deck stolen. Their ship gives chase and finds a ritual that must be stopped before it's too late for one of the crew! CAST: DM: Dan Cian: Joe Butcher: Xander Jack: Bob Eddie: Derek "Cheddar"
🏴☠️Sea Dogs and Sorcery | 14.02 - Set Sail the Maiden Voyage
Aye ye landlubbers! This week, the crew prepares for their first voyage as official pirates and scallywags, venturing to islands unknown, battling hostile tribes and searching deep dark caves to unearth treasures before meeting up with Richard to see what next adventures are in store there. CAST; DM: Dan Cian: Joe Butcher: Xander Jack: Bob Eddie: Derek "Cheddar" Miss Fortune: Sam
🏴☠️Sea Dogs and Sorcery | 14.01 - New Hearties of the Briney Deep
Ahoy ye pyrates, it's time to set sail! On the first episode of Sea Dogs and Sorcery, a feeble group of misfits shares a catastrophe while en route to Havana when they come upon a dark mysterious entity. After the battle, the group is cast into prison and have to rely on friends to break them out and find a ship to meet the one who sent the men to help them. CAST; DM: Dan Cian: Joe Butcher: Xander Jack: Bob Eddie: Derek "Cheddar"
UTT: "Not Getting the Hospital Pregnant"
The guys talk about Sam's prophecy in 4th grade to see how people die, Danny's move, photoshopping pictures of Joe and Dan into historic events, how to win an eSports bet, and more!
UTT: "You Had Me at Peegasm"
The guys talk about the newest top steam "games", their new discord soundboard (and this time you can hear a few of them), kidney stones, revisiting their special calendar, and more!
UTT: "Hung Like a Barnacle"
The guys talk about Kewpie Mayo, tomato sandwiches, penis tech support, mix drinks, Alex's pipe, and more!
UTT: "The Fart Olympics"
The guys talk about some stuff from Joe's other podcast, a lot of discussion on farts and if they should be included in an Olympic event, their production on "tasteful" calendar of each of them, and more!
UTT Rewind: "Wrench Boy"
Rewind years back to a time BEFORE the table, where the guys talk about a news story where a man, defending the inside of his home, shot a naked woman 39 times and missed only for his son to kill the intruder by stabbing her in the neck with a socket wrench.
UTT: "Angry on Purpose"
The guys talk about Eddy shenanigans, Rey Ripley, Alex having kids for the tax moneys, getting Ronda Rousey to make an appearance to kick our butts, what classifies a movie as a "western", and more!
UTT: "I've Sniffed That Toilet"
the guys discuss Joe's woes in Baldur's Gate, some more people caught in 4K, someone uses the bathroom on the podcast, Alex's half-buttoned shirt, and more!
UTT Rewind: "Bird Wine"
Rewind years back to a time BEFORE the table where the guys sat around talking about the worst beverage concoctions ever devised
UTT: "I Caught Someone in 4K"
In this episode the guys get political, government regulations on adult websites, someone getting caught in 4k with Judy Hopps, the new "top" steam game, military theocracy, and more!
🔥Chasm Inferno: Two Nights Til Dawn | Part 3 of 3
The Purgers battle with the most fearsome enemy they've faced yet after searching the area and making preparations for an epic battle. The group escorts Dr. Haggis back to the homestead, but something strange happens as a mystery unfolds that will shape the future. CAST: DM: Derek "Cheddar" Svetlana Molotov: Joe Crystal Fox: Sam Father Love: Dan Day Mike: Bob Caleb "Big Wheel"- Alex Music by Jacob Lizotte all rights reserved...
🔥Chasm Inferno: Two Nights Til Dawn | Part 2 of 3
As the team of purgers continue their mission to find the doctor out in the wastelands, they must battle through a neighborhood with fearsome guardian mutated enemy, and move through the previously busy highway, but having to make a lot of noise CAST: DM: Derek "Cheddar" Svetlana Molotov: Joe Crystal Fox: Sam Father Love: Dan Day Mike: Bob Caleb "Big Wheel"- Alex Music by Jacob Lizotte all rights reserved