On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: We’d be remiss if we didn’t address this immediately… Motor-boat-gate is making major waves across the Army right now.. Will anything change in its wake? Probably not! ROUND 2: George Bush had a big time SNAFU moment this week which brings up the topic of Freudian slips ROUND 3: Terrible news, Congress is losing their right to exercise… on Peleton bikes for free. ROUND 4: Will Hurd Interview You can find every episode of this show on...
May 20, 2022•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ZBT May 16 Round 1: Calling a man bald is the same level of sexual harrassment as saying “let me see that dick, big boy” according to a tribunal ruling. Round 2: If you could turn a natural disaster into a weapon, what type of disaster would you choose and why is it a hurricane gun? Round 3: Russians are being tracked and hunted by their cell phone usage. Will memes cause them to lose the war? Hopefully. Round 4: We do a little “Thank You Fo...
May 17, 2022•51 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Police in Thailand have arrested a self-touted holy man whose band of followers were said to have consumed his urine and phlegm as a cure for illnesses. As a result, we will be updating the safety brief. ROUND 2: The baby formula shortage is so bad right now that politicians are getting involved, and commissaries on military bases around the globe are feeling the pinch ROUND 3: 6 Year Old Runs marathon and that might not be the best ...
May 13, 2022•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Betrayal Round 2: #NotMyBarstool and #NotMyArmy. The Army has announced Drill Sergeants will no longer be screaming in the faces of the new recruits. Sad. Round 3: Curiouser and curiouser. More Russian energy heads are waking up dead. Some of them with toad toxins running through their veins at a rate that has never been seen. Round 4: Mark Esper is releasing a book and it talks about the craziest shit youve heard so far this week. R...
May 10, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's show there's only 1 Round in the magazine. 1. Roe vs. Wade Discussion We have a special guest who talks about her experience. Also, Kate and Chaps dive into how this decision impacts Military members. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
May 06, 2022•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Accountability matters. A British MP, and not the kind that Kate and I were, resigns in disgrace because he’s a tractor-loving integrity violator. Round 2: Braver than the US Marines. A gentleman has stepped up and done the unthinkable. Selflessness isnt a strong enough word. Round 3: A little bit of a military Am I The Asshole Round 4: A future Air Force Academy cadet had a lovely news article written about him after he was accepted...
May 03, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... LIBERTY IS SECURED THIS WEEKEND ROUND 1: update the safety brief: if you’re going to political rallies, look alive. There might be dangerous fruits being tossed and that shit could kill you. ROUND 2: Remember when Ukraine shot down that Russian transport plane killing hundreds of soldiers in the early days of the invasion? Turns out U.S. intel paved the way for that, along with much more ROUND 3: Navy Chief tells ship full of demoralized, tra...
Apr 29, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine .... ROUND 1: A delightful tale of beautiful head. No, we aint talkin Blow Jibbers… A Luxury Bathroom curated by the troops @ Joint Base Lewis McChord will make you wanna flush every other latrine youve ever been to. ROUND 2: Attention to detail remains important. A couple of inspectors at the Mexico= US Border discovered that some strawberry puree would leave you tweaking if you were to add it to your morning smoothie. ROUND 3: Heroes among us. ...
Apr 26, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Oftentimes, military stories can end up like a dick measuring contest. If that contest happened, Canada would beat the pants off of the United States. Round 2: PFT commenter is the ghost of barstool HQ3 and we have him on the show to get some advice from a real Top Gun. Round 3: The Golden Knights had a little accident that triggered the Capitol Police locking down the Capitol building. Round 4: In a story that might be the most PFC ...
Apr 22, 2022•2 hr 43 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: We’re tanning our testicles now. Round 2: To all the battalion XOs out there, be advised. Throwing a party for someone at work could end up costing you 450k in fines. Round 3: Update the safety brief. Ladies, if you gotta fart, let it rip. Otherwise, youll be taking a trip to see the corpsman. Round 4: Russia had a ship sink this week, but so did we, and in Buffalo NY of all places… let’s dive to the bottom of it… You can find every ...
Apr 19, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Brazilian soldiers are in hot water as word gets around that they do not fuck at all. In fact, the whole squad is softer than an earthworm in fresh flooded mud. Round 2: BCP members will be sad to learn that they wont be able to dine naked anymore because it makes others want to puke. Round 3:With military recruitment becoming harder and harder, the Air Force is offering 50k bonuses for retention. Perhaps they should think outside of...
Apr 15, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine and they are brought to your by Whistle Pig Rye Whiskey ROUND 1: Would you spend $12,000 for a 75 hour military role playing camp that’s supposed to make you A REAL MAN? Deep dive into the world of military culture in the self help realm… ROUND 2: Radioactive Russians - what will happen to the soldiers who spent a month sleeping & digging around in Chernobyl’s radioactive forest? ROUND 3: The wife of a sailor who feels he’s been wronged has taken...
Apr 12, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine! Round 1: Some are saying a man’s constitutional rights were violated after he was stopped from masturbating a fifth time on a flight from Seattle to phoenix. Round 2: Update the safety brief: Amongst hundreds of thousands of muddy spuds a World War II era grenade was picked up on a conveyor belt at an Auckland potato factory Round 3: National Guard member gets in trouble for trying to go on the worst kind of beer run. Round 4: Kate interviews fo...
Apr 08, 2022•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's show we're got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: In a rare turn of events, a soldier put their struggles on the internet and the military community gassed them the fuck up! Round 2: A person who we assume is a Chinese Lance Corporal has been living in an airport for 14 years. We are gonna do a virtual field day of his room. Round 3: The Russians are going to need to update their safety briefs after some breakfast buns and booze leave many of the occupiers dead. Round 4: War crimes...
Apr 05, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Pilots are finding out they cant just do whatever the hell they want and it is delicious. ROUND 2: Orgies, cocaine, & wild parties? Oh my… A major OPSEC violation gives Washington politicians a shocker. ROUND 3: Mexico is going to rent out their presidential jet for parties. If you could throw a fuckin’ rager on any governemtn installation with any military equipment, what would that look like. ROUND 4: A flamingo that’s been AWOL fr...
Apr 01, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Will Smith needs to stand six and center after his inappropriate actions at the Oscars might just end up with him being busted down. Round 2: Lessons in leadership. Do not ask your people to do what you arent willing to do yourself. Round 3: ASVAB waiver required? A woman went viral for her outdoorsy vibe. Should she be allowed to join the military? Round 4: I texted Connor on Saturday night after I read an article about the NCO corp...
Mar 29, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast n today's show we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... 1. Young men who wear thin, gray sweatpants to Hooters 2. A person who poops in the apartment of the person they just started dating the first time they spend the night 3. People who don’t wear their underwear when they’re trying on bathing suits in Old Navy 4. Women who finally poop a couple days after giving birth 5. The lady who waxed my pubes the other week, even though she stunk at it. She was a young whippersnapper full of life facing a...
Mar 25, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Crime in Antarctica ROUND 2: Leadership breakdown. Urban Meyer was a disaster. Lets learn from it. ROUND 3:The VA is removing caretaker support to the families of thousands of veterans and the ball of red tape is more tangled than ever ROUND 4: We’ve been seeing a lot of stories about Russia’s “The Wagner Group” in Ukraine but they’re also causing trouble in Africa now ROUND 5: The BBC did a deep dive on Russia’s military mistakes so...
Mar 22, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Captain Cons Is Getting Married and we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief. A woman had to go to the doctor in order to remove a glass from her anus. The glass was up there long enough to technically need new pros and cons. Round 2: Ladies & gentlemen, Major Dick Bong (quick) Round 3: Worst wedding advice from each decade/ surprise for Connor’s fiance Round 4: 4 Russian Generals killed Round 5: Zelenskyy didn’t dress up enough for speech You can find every episod...
Mar 18, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's show we have 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Capt. Sir Mansfield Cumming suggested that British intelligence agents use semen as invisible ink during World War I, but later put a stop to it due to the smell. Round 2: An update from a wild stolen valor case from a few weeks ago. Justice is getting served. Round 3: Is Tulsi Gabbard a traitor? Round 4: Iran reportedly bombs sites in Iraq that house US service members which for fuck sake, Iran. Not right now. Round 5: Ukraine update...
Mar 15, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Loose lips might sink ships, but what about really plump ones full of botox? ROUND 2: Speaking of! Explorer Ernest Henry Shackleton's 144-foot long ship, Endurance, has finally been discovered off the coast of Antarctica beneath the icy Weddell Sea. ROUND 3: A plane carrying former president Donald Trump was forced to make an emergency landing after experiencing engine failure on Saturday, & his PAC immediately began fundraising mone...
Mar 11, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast Ukraine Beating Russia Like A Bunch Of Turkeys Round 1: ZBT Mast. A Mail carrier is accused of beating a wild turkey to death on his mail route. We’ll decide if the mail carrier needs to be court martialed or not. Round 2: ZBT Mast part 2- Florida man ticketed for going 50 in a 30… BUT, there’s some evidence on his side. He says that he just got the dodge charger, didnt know how to get it out of sports mode, AND he had just found out about Putin’s nuclear war. Pretty good excuse. Round 3: Burn p...
Mar 08, 2022•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Rob O'Neill, ISIS Brides, Tell Soldier Fetishes, and War Updates - On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A United States Congressman from Texas decided to drop his reelection campaign right as the primary races were headed to the polls. Why? Because he was balls deep in the former wife of the ISIS leader. YIKES ROUND 2: Kate wants to tell us about the Pottsdam Giants, one of the most bizarre military units - who were absolute units - of all time. ROUND 3: While the world...
Mar 04, 2022•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got only 3 ROUNDS IN THE MAGAZINE as we spend a lot of time recapping Ukraine/Russia. ROUND 1: Although the war is still is the focus of the entirety of the world, we are gonna talk about some other stuff too because our brains need a break as well. So, we will start with……should we kill every mosquito on planet earth? ROUND 2: Heat waves have caused our beloved honey bees to ejaculate themselves to death. ROUND 3: Of course we are gonna give you an update from Ukraine. You ...
Mar 01, 2022•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's episode ZBT reacts to the events in the Ukraine as Russian forces invade. There's one round, but a lot to unpack. This is our reaction to what's going on. Presented by WhistlePig Whiskey! -Visit piggybackcraftcocktail.com for more info and make sure you grab a box in select stores! - Go to rockyboots.com enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.com Follow Zero Blog Thirty here: Facebook: https://...
Feb 25, 2022•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Classic case of good initiative, bad judgment. A former Georgia state employee now faces criminal charges after she allegedly faked multiple pregnancies for paid time off. ROUND 2: Who among us has not gone to a sleepover for teens, gotten hammered drunk & called them “acne fuckers”? Well, I certainly haven’t but now at least Kate has something in common with a U.S. House candidate. ROUND 3: An elementary school kid should be a 5 st...
Feb 22, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's show we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief: The Army is making soldiers light themselves on fire. Round 2: The National Guard in Texas is trying to unionize. Whoa Round 3: If you do get stuck on a long deployment or activation, you might need a side hustle. We’ve got some great ideas for you that arent all sexual favors. Lets be honest though. Over the pants HJs still pay the bills. Round 4: Our guy Kyle came up with a list of the dumbest rules in the...
Feb 18, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's show it's a Valentine's Day Edition and we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Many people are saying that the Department of Defense should spend billions of dollars on cows. Seems stupid, right? It should only seem stupid if youre an idiot. Round 2: Woman showed remarkable situational awareness over the weekend. As a result, her wordle loving mama isnt dead. Round 3: Finally all of you nasty little worms who love having your dick skinners all toasty can achieve your hand war...
Feb 15, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... But before that, ½ of ZBT’s nipples went up online yesterday. Nick & Cons need to step up. ROUND 1: School circle on the mayor. He’s about to do a hip pocket class on how ice fishing can lead to a little old fashioned hookin. Talkin prostitutes, folks. Round 2: A museum guard went full blown junior enlisted and colored eyes on a million dollar painting because he was bored. ROUND 3: Dan Lamothe has been knee deep in documents over the last fe...
Feb 11, 2022•2 hr 59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today is an EXTRA handsome episode of ZBT and we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Sailors made a big ole stink about Walter Reid and why medical staff are saying it’s where “corpsmen go to die.” Round 2: Kate’s beloved Furry community is back in the news and this time, it isnt because a michigan school board thought that children were using litter boxes in the bathroom. Round 3: In a classic tale of “fuck around and find out” a woman from kansas was denied bail. Why? Well, because sh...
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