On today's show we have 5 Rounds in the Magazine ... ROUND 1: If the gondola is rockin’ don’t come a knockin’ cause it might be a story ‘bout Marines that’s shockin’! (Marines got crazy at the San Diego Zoo.) ROUND 2: Of course the big story this week…3,000 troops are off to Eastern Europe as tensions between Russia & Ukraine continue to rise ROUND 3: President Biden ordered a strike that killed ISIS’ leader in Syria. We’re gonna look at the operation and what we know now. ROUND 4: Military work...
Feb 04, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got AUDITIONS for ZBT + 5 Rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Kate got tricked by a SToLeN VaLoR Marine this past week.. It’s a wild story of a woman pretending to be a highly decorated veteran DYING OF CANCER. Turns out, she never served & she was making BANK. ROUND 2: An F-35 crashed into the South China sea last week. Thankfully the pilot is alright but it has gotta be a rough feeling crashing something worth a cool $100M ROUND 3: Another update on what’s happening in the Uk...
Feb 01, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine! Round 1: Hey there, kitchen gloves. Give me 600 crows right damn now for a working party. Round 2: Someone update our old producer kyle because that cyber nerd would cum if he heard this one. Apple’s airtags have uncovered a secret german intel agency. Round 3: The war drums continue to beat in Ukraine. We are gonna try our best to give you an update. Round 4: Give em one. Fishermen and FISHERWOMEN are thwarting Russia’s wargames with nets, rods...
Jan 28, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's episode of ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A british soldier trying to huff shoe polish started a fire in his barracks instead which lead Kate down a non-traditional drugs rabbit hole where she learned you can get high off poop. ROUND 2: Oh, ya know, just monkeying around on this round ha ha! We’ve got monkeys going AWOL on a PA highway & the Queen of maqauces waging war & kicking ass ROUND 3: A Michigan school district responds to parent’s concerns that the school...
Jan 25, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's Episode we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: What in the hell is Havana Syndrome and why are so many US diplomats coming down with this illness? ROUND 2: Bus drivers, snow shovelers & now… New Mexico National Guard = substitute teachers ROUND 3: Russia getting squirrely again, we have the latest from those nuts PLUS, your tax dollars at work outside the USA - where is the most US military aid going beyond our borders? ROUND 4: A motivated warrior came up with a meme that will ...
Jan 21, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's show we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A massive volcanic eruption happened over the weekend that sent shockwaves & tsunamis around the world so of course we have a science round for you! ROUND 2: Have we found the horniest grave of all time? ROUND 3: There’s a shitstorm brewing on military tikTok & men on Twitter are up in Arms over Army women dancing, so SNAFU. ROUND 4: We have a prime example of thinking outside the box in a military manner. ROUND 5: Charles McGee...
Jan 18, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's show we have 4 rounds in the magazine! Round 1: Kate still has Covid and is out today but it could be worse. She could be like a Chinese woman who was stuck in a hasty lockdown with a guy she went on a blind date with. Round 2: The army has upped their bonuses for some new recruits to 50k. Round 3: One person the Army should target for an enlistment is a brilliant military spouse who did some good ole fashioned espionage during a PCS move. Round 4: Go to jail or join? The old tit ...
Jan 14, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this episode of ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Katie Covid joins the show to talk about her bout with the viral devil. Her illness gives us all a chance to complain a little bit. I love complaining! Round 2: How on earth did we start shaving our flaps and balls? Excellent question. You asked. We answered. Round 3: Norway is making their soldiers share… wait for it… wait for it… UNDERWEAR! Round 4: When I found this out, my jaw dropped. Larry David was in the Army. Round 5...
Jan 12, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: A mass beheading by the Taliban in Afghanistan (but don’t worry, no fatalities) Round 2: Brussels Airlines takes a page out of the US Military playbook by spending money so they have more money to spend next year. Round 3: Good initiative/bad judgment or a story of one man who is blooming where he was planted? We’ll let you decide when you hear the tale of a fella who is now the chief of a fire department despite having an arson conviction. Round 4: What in the world is happening in Kaz...
Jan 07, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Squad is BACK from break and they've got 6 ROUNDS in the MAGAZINE! Round 1: This was the longest break the squad has ever taken. We just need to catch up! Round 2: It’s tough going back to work so we have some good ole fashion boot motivation for ya. Round 3: Heads up to our friends in the Space Force, new research shows that Space Force members are likely to become cannibals. That’s right. Eating people. Round 4: Huge shoutout to the teacher from Michigan by showing an instant willing obedi...
Jan 04, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast We've got 5 Rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Negligent Discharge goofin’ Round 2: Fuck around and find out moment of the week comes to us from some monkeys in India. ROUND 3: Rusty ass ships head ass / tattle tale ship watchers ROUND 4: For all our logistics bubbas out there, some facts & stats about holiday package delivery, Christmas tree sales & last minute shopping ROUND 5: Fort McCoy Nutcracker good vibes story You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. P...
Dec 21, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: 5 FBI agents were caught receiving some good ole fashioned carolina squeezers while on an overseas trip. We dont prostitute shame but the Department of Justice does. Round 2: Lessons in leadership courtesy of Urban Meyer. Round 3: Great news for the podcast, we are officially smarter than rocket scientists. Round 4: The Taliban have been on a media blitz and what the fuck are we doing???? Round 5: Jimmy Carter is our bad ass of the week because of an event t...
Dec 17, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast 5 Rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Christmas present mania is upon us in these final couple weeks before the holiday. Make sure none of your gifts are a national security threat, like the Furby ROUND 2: Military families are doing laundry in buckets with big ol sticks in their driveways & worrying about sick pets as more info comes out about tainted water in Hawaii ROUND 3: It’s beyond time that America takes a page out of Brazil’s political playbook. Rough and Rowdy for governmental officials. ...
Dec 14, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast ROUND 1: Whats up, primals. Every year new fitness and lifestyle trends pop up. This has been the year of the Liver King. Should we all start living like our primal ancestors? ROUND 2: The Marine Corps is adding “foraging” as a course in The Basic School and this couldn’t come soon enough since Chaps is obsessed with Round 1 ROUND 3: An Air Force Major was relieved of command and her actions were so shameful we might even give her firewatch ROUND 4: How bad are things for the National Guard unit...
Dec 10, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast 5 Rounds In The Magazine! Round 1: Update the safety brief. If you see a WW2 era munition, DO NOT SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. Round 2: Good initiative, bad judgment. Man gets caught using a fake arm to get the vaccine in Italy. Sadly, his lack of integrity will earn both Nonnas an extra shift of fire watch. Round 3: British troops apparently dont complain all the time. If that’s the case, we should not be allies with the British. It’s as simple as that. Round 4: Interview Round 5: Just to caveat off t...
Dec 07, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast ROUND 1: Would you trust enlisted leadership that never went through boot camp like you did? That might be the case soon enough ROUND 2: Where does poop go? ROUND 3: Fuel in the water supply of an elementary school? NOT GREAT. Joint Base Pearl Harbor-Hickam is the latest in an endless string of bases to deal with toxic exposures ROUND 4: Growing concern that Russia is about to do something real squirrely with Ukraine ROUND 5: You'll have to tune in to find out! You can find every episode of this...
Dec 03, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast We've got 5 Rounds in the magazine: Round 1: Good initiative; Bad judgment. High school student rigs the election!... for Home Coming Queen?! Round 2: Watching Squid Game in the US? You might stay up too late from binge watching. Watch that show in North Korea and you might wake up dead. Round 3: Earlier this week, NASA used a movie-type approach in a first-ever test to protect the human race from asteroids — the Double Asteroid Redirection Test! Round 4: We need to clear the air about a nationa...
Nov 30, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast We've got 5 rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: A Texas man conned the Air Force into buying body armor from China that failed ballistics tests ROUND 2: Oooooooklahoma where the National Guard won’t get vaccinesss ROUND 3: On this episode of The Great British Crashing Show we’ve got 2 veterans plowing a tank into a cemetery during a very inopportune time ROUND 4: Interview: MSgt Chris Copper / Sgt Maj Matt Parrish of the active duty special forces podcasts, SOFCAST and The Indigenous Approach ROUND...
Nov 23, 2021•2 hr 34 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: There was some news about Wormholes this week. Time travel is possible, bitches. So we are gonna time travel in round 1. Round 2: One colonel was new shoes goofin in Kuwait, but it turns out he stole the shoes from the PX. SAY IT AINT SO! Round 3: Iran was playin a little helicopter chicken and ended up just 25 yards away from a ship’s deck. Round 4: If you’re on a ship, it ships for free! Parents are able to mail their milk/tit milk to their babies on the government dime. Neat! Round 5...
Nov 19, 2021•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: Update the safety brief: A pilot crashed his plane a couple of times and people are freaking out about it. It was only 7 crashes in a week. Whats the big deal? Round 2: Our friends at Task and Purpose think they have the enlisted drinking culture nailed down… We’ll be the judge about that. Last I checked, 23 year old Kate doesn't work at Task and Purpose. Round 3: In a NOT shocking report that SHOULD be shocking, food insecurity is running wild in the military community. There’s a growi...
Nov 16, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast We've got 5 rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: Channing Tatum is doing a movie about the AFghan withdrawal and people are saying “too soon!” ROUND 2: If you’ve ever been to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier you know how moving it is, and we’ve got a story about DNA advances. ROUND 3: Michigan’s attorney general is facing a public hangover after boozing a little too much at a tailgate ROUND 4: Chaps interview with a POW from the Iran Contra affair, remarkable story ROUND 5: Saved Rounds You can find ...
Nov 12, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast 5 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: Head on a swivel when you're traveling. OPSEC is incredibly important. You never know what youre gonna find even in the bathroom of a vegan restaurant. Could be a sex cult in there. You just never know ROUND 2: We’re getting word that there are now Chili’s in space! Veggie or Restaurant? ROUND 3: Theres some trouble in space. It’s a real shitty situation. ROUND 4: Toxic exposures & high rates of cancer among military members - Kate interviews folks from HunterS...
Nov 09, 2021•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Marines getting their ass kicked by Royale Marines? (spoiler ... not true) Round 2: What should we do to keep our best and brightest? Round 3: Having Trouble Sleeping? The VA will give you money to do a sleep study! Round 4: Interview with Jack Murphy Round 5: Grounding of air crafts ... SNAKES ON A PLANE! You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool....
Nov 05, 2021•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: Huge news out of Philly that Chaps could not agree with more! Round 2: OPSEC: Chaps saw an interview last night that has my radar on my highest alert. We are getting farmed silly! Round 3: The Army doesnt want your body to hurt. I wish the Marine Corps felt that way because my (Chaps') body is an absolute wreck. Round 4: Generals are admitting that advances in China have caught them off guard. Round 5: Cons sat down with Dr Amishi Jha to discuss a different approach to mental health foc...
Nov 02, 2021•2 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast IT'S FREAKY FRIDAY ROUND 1: Is it another Rocky movie or did a boxer fight a bear in Russia & live to tell the tale? ROUND 2: We need the Space Force now more than ever - a giant cloud of alcohol has been found floating outside our solar system ROUND 3: The Gruden Effect - WATCH WHAT YOU PUT IN Emails ROUND 4: Military/Veteran benefits you might not have known about! ROUND 5: Update the safety brief. A fella decided he would have revenge on a pit viper. Not a good idea You can find every episode...
Oct 29, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast Six Rounds In The Magazine! Round 1: Update the safety brief: a man was hit with some FOD while in his backyard. What kinda FOD? Well, it comes from someone else’s backyard. Round 2: Are hippos people? Actually, yes. Round 3: The Baldwin Situation Round 4: I wish a mother fucker would moment of the week goes to a former Marine who stopped a would-be armed robber Round 5: New consequences dropped like a shoe release. The Marine Corps is ready to slap them dicks OR FLAPS for refusing to vaccine go...
Oct 26, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: A video of a woman SCREAMING in a Sam’s Club has gone viral all over the internet and, you guessed it, she is indeed military. Round 2: The US should do whatever we need to in order to hire a Japanese man who figured out how to unscramble and unblur porn. Round 3: Some old ass Air Force bubbas are spilling the beans about how aliens messed with nuclear weapons Round 4: Poland’s Military continues to be a bunch of poor boys who cant even afford religion. Sad. Round 5: An episode of Shark...
Oct 22, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: A cougar went into the barracks and caused a big ole stir. We aint talkin about Jill Biden either, folks. Round 2: Last week we talked about gate guards and all the terrible things they have to do on a daily basis. I think they took it too far because some Air Force MPs destroyed a car by deploying the emergency barriers which seems like a really fun time. Round 3: It’s strange when we hear senior leaders making sense especially when that sense involves making junior folks train less. R...
Oct 19, 2021•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast We've got 5 rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Honey, North Korea is having a WEEK. Viral videos, a guy in a human canon ball suit, and chirping at the US. ROUND 2: A Lesson in how not to take accountability comes to us from the governor of Missouri ROUND 3: Unacceptable: An errant U.S. drone strike killed 10 members of their family. They’re still awaiting compensation ROUND 4: MP interactions ROUND 5: I’m not ashamed to say it, I once had a very small, thin CAC. In fact a lot of us did. Even Kate...
Oct 15, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: Couple tries to sell some nuclear secrets to a "foreign agent" Round 2: Attack Submarine, USS Connecticut suffers underwater collision with a mystery object Round 3: Mailbag with ZBT! Round 4: General Ray Odierno passes away. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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