We promise 0% of this episode is dedicated to the Mueller Report. Promise! Round 1: A Korean fatso ate his way out of military service by shoving fried chicken and booze down his gullet. Honestly, that sounds lovely. Round 2: We will not rest until The Code on CBS is off the air, and never returns. Round 3: Iraq looks to ban Fortnite and other video games that have a negative influence. There goes Bren's summer plans Round 4: The Commanding General of 2nd Marine Division Dunks His Dick On The Fo...
Apr 19, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: The government might start monitoring veterans' social media to see how “happy and healthy” they are in effort to lower the amount of claims at the VA. Meanwhile, the wars continue. Round 2: A Colorado veteran was sentence to pay 1.3 million dollars in restitution to the VA for pretending to be blind since 1969 . Round 3: A 94-year-old blind War World 2 veteran just tried downhill skiing for the first time. He hopped in his sled designed for blind folks and had the mountain wind whippin...
Apr 16, 2019•43 min•Transcript available on Metacast ROUND 1: Last week we ripped on Army a bit for kicking off Sexual Assault Awareness month with big smiles & a giant sheet cake. Well the head of Navy's Sexual Assault Prevention Programs just showed up & said, ‘Hold my beer, I can top that.' ROUND 2: Who among us isn't getting a little thicc these days? Being Chonk is all well & good, but a new ruling says that won't get you a disability claim through the VA. ROUND 3: We figured out how to fix the VA with Chinese Jerk off machines RO...
Apr 12, 2019•40 min•Transcript available on Metacast ROUND 1: Breaking Bad - Navy Edition. Some navy drone techs were cooking up their own batches of LSD on a base in California. Far out, man. ROUND 2: Tenny-runners, Go fasters, sneakers, kicks, whatever you want to call them… the running shoes recruits wear at boot camp will finally be made in America thanks to a decision by Congress. Take THAT China! ROUND 3: The Former Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy resigned after an investigation found out that he made sailors fetch coffee and yelled a...
Apr 09, 2019•39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: In an unprecedented move, the commandant of the Marine Corps has leaked two internal DoD memorandums to The Los Angeles Times. And you're gonna wanna put on earmuffs Cons, ‘cause there's a hard F-bomb in this story. Round 2: The Army celebrated Sexual Assault Awareness month with ::drumroll please:: a fucking cake cutting ceremony. That's it. That's the joke and it's not the onion. Round 3: The Air Force again halts KC-46 deliveries and boot-ass Boeing better know the field days and bea...
Apr 05, 2019•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast ROUND 1: Gold Star families have been getting the financial shaft for a long time. A new law will right some wrongs just a little bit. ROUND 2: Because of the All women Natl' Guard Command, bears will be flocking to Maryland. It's a Tuesday show, after all. ROUND 3: Interview with Anuradha Bhagwati about her role as an activist and being a Marine Corps Martial Arts instructor. Round 4: Some Airmen were heroes in Poland after helping rescue a van that had flipped over. 1stLt Motto was ready to po...
Apr 02, 2019•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: Geardo militia type dudes are taking over the southern border. Without them, the American flag would be in SERIOUS danger Round 2: An unreal interview with Dakota Meyer. We're throwing a MUST LISTEN on this one Round 3: We got a user submitted question: what's the most disrespectful thing you've ever seen while you were in the service? Spoiler alert, a platoon leader got slapped in the mouth. Round 4: Bridezilla gets triggered when Marine shows up to a black tie wedding wearing dress bl...
Mar 29, 2019•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 0: Kate explains how she broke her nose during a Monday morning briefing Round 1:The Marine Corps Commandant personally invited MARSOC Trailblazer to become an officer but she wanted that sweet, sweet DD214 more than a butter bar Round 2: Miles Lagoze, the film maker and Marine who shot the documentary Combat Obscura, joins us to talk about the process of the film and the reaction its received. Round 3: The Air Force should be the envy of all other branch for at least a moment. They are go...
Mar 26, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: The VA is approving drugs that fight depression. That's great, but just let us smoke weed already! We're tryna blaze up, bro Round 2: We interview New York Congressman Max Rose about his military service, life in politics, and why his achievements make us feel like some baby backed bitches. Round 3: President Trump… Please. Stop talking about John McCain. In the words of longtime stoolie Elsa from Frozen: Let It Go. Round 4: We all watched Combat Obscura and have some thoughts. Spoiler ...
Mar 22, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Chaps is in New York this week so that means it's time for a Platoon Room. Kate tells her story about getting lost in the woods, we do a little Army/Navy March Madness talk, and Chaps tells a story that makes Kate VERY mad at him. And more!!! You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
Mar 19, 2019•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: People got their claws on a stat about Lobstah Tails for the troops & they are seeing red Round 2: This weekend is Saint Patrick's Day so we have a ZeroBlogHistory aboot those Fightin' Irish. Kate's tramp stamp is tinglin! Round 3: Remember the National Guardsman who commandeered a TANK for a joyride through Richmond last summer? Well he just snuck another wild trip that tops that by several thousand miles. Round 4: There's a whole new class of Navy ships entering the fleet and thes...
Mar 15, 2019•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: Fuck Springing ahead on the clock. Losing an hour of sleep is a real bitch but we have some folks who have it way worse to start this week. Round 2: Freddie Oversteegen was a boss ass bitch who killed a bunch of Nazis during World War 2. She was a lethal seductress whose story deserves telling so that's just what we're gonna do. Round 3: The US will no longer disclose civilian deaths in drone strikes outside of war zones and that seems bad, right? Yeah. That's bad. Round 4: We posted a ...
Mar 12, 2019•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast ROUND 1: Senator Rand Paul is introducing a victory bonus for all Iraq and Afghanistan vets and we th… wait.. what?! Oh Hell yeah! We won?! It's over?! WE WON! ROUND 2: What happens with the always newsworthy “Florida Man” gets his hands on a Rocket Propelled Grenade launcher? ROUND 3: We are going to take you on the first ever ZBT Field Op to examine a famous war fighter's house. We aren't sure who the house belongs to so we are gonna do the recon ourselves to find out. (does that work for you ...
Mar 08, 2019•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast ROUND 1:Lt. Colonel Geisel was this soldier's name, but he and Dr. Seuss were one in the same! We tell this famous author's military story, & we promise you it won't be a bore-ey. ROUND 2: It's always great to see fellow devil dogs succeed & rise up the ranks in life, buuuut not so much when it's to the top of a Mexican cocaine cartel. Hear about the Marine who's just been caught as Kingpin of the Los Zetas. ROUND 3: When we talk about “skating” in the military it's normally slang for “s...
Mar 05, 2019•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: A Navy Sailor was punished and had to tap paint off of a ship for three days with a ball peen hammer. We love creative punishments and this one applies. Round 2: Interested in working dogs who rip out the throats of terrorists with their teeth? Well, boy do we have a story for you. We are gonna talk about the dog who saved 6 British special forces fighters from a jihadi ambush in Syria with his mufugin teeth Round 3: Transgender troops appeared before Congress to promote inclusion as li...
Mar 01, 2019•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1(5m): Customs and courtesies can be a huge pain in the dick but they also are the backbone of military traditions. We asked our followers on Instagram and Twitter which customs and courtesies they'd get rid of and why Round 2(20m): Troops all across the world are dealing with bad base housing. Fort Hood recently had a meeting about their issues that ranged from mold and lead paint, to snakes and cockroach infestations, and dangerously faulty window screens Round 3(27m): Finally, men wont ...
Feb 26, 2019•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1(5m): Five veterans are a among group of 8 arrested in Haiti, and they couldn't lie their way out of trouble. Also don't mess with the Serbians Round 2(14m): A gun maker who scored a huge contract with the Marines is making headlines after calling them ‘Crayon Eaters' in a viral post Round 3(17m): Interview with NASCAR driver & Navy officer Jesse Iwuji, who spoke with us while wearing his Navy football jersey to troll Cons Round 4(42m): An Airman pretended to be a CIA agent to impress...
Feb 22, 2019•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast We snuck away from the mayhem at Daytona to bring you a pod. We recap our trip so far, talk about the national emergency, and more! You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
Feb 19, 2019•24 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1: Late Microsoft Co-Founder Paull Allen found the Hornet...at the bottom of the Sea Round 2: Marine Recruits On Parris Island Tried To Remake a 100-year-old photo of a living Eagle, Globe, and Anchor. The remake looks more like a Turkey, Globe, and anchor. Round 3: A watchdog report suggests broadcasting the 9/11 and USS Cole Bombing Trials Online: Are we in, or out on this idea? Round 4: Marine Corps vet and Twitch Streamer “ToeYouUp” joins the squad to tell us how he is dominating in th...
Feb 15, 2019•51 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1(3m): Hear how our government spent $65M on tubes of Scar Cream that did nothing to treat scars. $65M!!! Round 2(12m): Daycare… At The VA?? Whaaaattt???? Round 3(20m): Maj. Thomas Gordon Bostick's Silver Star to Be Upgraded to Distinguished Service Cross Round 4(25m): Major Kaminski aka Ed Westick aka Chuck Bass is out here triggering people with uniform violations Round 5(29:30): Kate *tries* to tell her favorite Marine Corps love story for Valentine's week, but Chaps and Cons ruin it! Y...
Feb 12, 2019•36 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1(3m): Hear why an Air Force General's uniform was the talk of the town & had Chaps Triggered at Tuesday's SOTU Address Round 2(13:30m): There's a huge argument amongst active duty folks right now, and ZBT is here to embrace the debate & settle it once & for all. Round 3(22m):The Navy admits that its new $760 million aircraft carrier defense system is... A total failure! Round 4(27m): We've got an interview with former Infantryman turned wine expert & restaurateur Daniel Ki...
Feb 08, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1(5m): Super Bowl Recap: Which parts gave us FREEDOM BONERS? Round 2(14m): A Bunch of motivators row across the whole ass Atlantic ocean in a boat called the WOOBIE. Why? Round 3(20:30): Slip down the stairs and rip your anus open? Take 800mgs of Motrin and light duty for 24 hours. The medical provider who changed the military is dead at the age of 95 and no amount of Motrin is bringing him back. RIP Round 4(26m): Hello fellow kewl teens, the Army is using Trap music to trap new recruits w...
Feb 05, 2019•34 min•Transcript available on Metacast Round 1(4m): Hear why the first all-female flyover is taking place this weekend in Tennessee. Shoutout Rosemary Mariner Round 2(9m): A sailor set fire to his own piss because he was worried about pissing hot. Huh? Round 3(15:30m): SOCOM could test military jet pack this summer. Will it take you higher? Round 4(26m): Former Iraqi contractor Adel Altamimi fought in his Bellator debut with Chris Pratt in his corner. He was seconds from dying at the hands of Al-Qaeda, but now he is a beloved MMA tra...
Feb 01, 2019•39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today's 5 rounds: Round 1(5m): They've got a lotta sole, but BOOTS IN THE NAVY are really messing things up. Round 2(11m): The government shutdown is over. Finally! Round 3(18:30m): A Cheesy gordita crunchwrap supreme with a side of WWII bomb, por favor! You won't believe what this Florida couple brought to Taco Bell. Round 4(24m): Celebrating Audie Murphy Round 5(35m): The suicide rate among active duty Marines is at a 10 year high. It's never too late to visit Headstrong.org! You can find ever...
Jan 29, 2019•41 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today's 5 rounds: Round 1(4:45): Navy's swapping $38,000 periscope joysticks for $30 Xbox controllers on high-tech submarines Round 2(11:30): The Naval and Air Force Academies are falling apart at the seams. Not great! Round 3(17:00): Chaps interviews with Machine Gunner Hank Goff Round 4(42:30): The Army takes 4 years to develop a new super vehicle annnnnnd... It takes the troops 4 seconds to completely destroy it. We've never been more proud of the army. Round 5(48:45): Coast Guard Headlines F...
Jan 25, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today's 5 rounds: 1 - (5:30) A Military Plane takes a couple of low passes over Nashville and makes residents sound like they are gonna shit their pants. Should the military have to issue text alerts for training like this? 2 - (13:40) The Gubment Shutdown blues song is sweeping the nation. A Coast Guard vet's song is now being played on local radio stations and finding an audience online and through social media. 3 - (20:30) The Army released its 1300 page report on the Iraq War. Some of the ta...
Jan 22, 2019•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today's rounds: R1 (3min): Chaps is triggered by military bro instagram star workout videos. Is he being a little bitch? R2 (12min): An update from last episode: A sailor who was onboard when the USS Fitzgerald was involved in a collision joins us to correct the record. TLDR; Shut the fuck about the piss bottles. R3 (25:45): Football player Alohi Gilman waves Aloha to haters who are butthurt about him leaving the Naval Academy for Notre Dame and a potential shot at the NFL. R4 (33:30): Steve Car...
Jan 18, 2019•38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today's 5 rounds: 1) A scathing internal Navy probe into the 2017 collision that drowned seven sailors on the guided-missile destroyer Fitzgerald details a far longer list of problems plaguing the vessel. Meanwhile, the focus was on piss bottles and kettle bells. 2) President Trump's menu for the Clemson Tigers sounds fucking delicious 3) The Coast Guard will not get their paid because of the government shutdown. That's BULLSHIT. 4) Sound the common sense alarm --- The Army is no longer requirin...
Jan 15, 2019•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast On today's show we have 5 rounds in the chamber: Round 1: A Jury Acquits Senior NCO Accused of Pointing Gun at Soldier, Calling Another Fat Round 2: The Battle of Peleliu in Eugene Sledgehammer's own words Round 3: Female Firsts - This past week we had the first female Marine to graduate from the arduous Winter Mountain Leaders Course and the first female test pilot to lead an Air Force F35 mission Round 4: Army and Marines train together to fight underground in mega-cities Round 5: A Safety Bri...
Jan 11, 2019•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today's 5 rounds: -A fella was a deserter for 18 years was captured after he walked into a police station to complain about a co-worker who was pissing him the hell off. -Female and Male Marine Recruits are training together for the first time at boot camp. Will America have to fold up shop soon? -Changes are being made to the Marine Corps version of the fitness test. Are planks better than crunches? -With the government shutdown, our Coast Guard pals aren't getting paid which is actually bad. -...
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