Sh**ged Married Annoyed

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Chris & Rosie Ramsey•soundcloud.com

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.

Episodes

Ep 74. Queen Bee in The Side Garden

This week Chris and Rosie discuss their new flying neighbours. Rosie has a mystery...which is promptly solved and they hear about what not to do after you've been to Nandos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 24, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 73. 36 hours later

Another big week in the Ramsey household! Not only did they win a British Podcast Award (thanks smas & das) but they also announced a new addition to the family and perhaps a motorhome too! This week the pair discuss an odd date involving taxidermy, a drunk Dad doing DIY and they answer a big question that involves a trip to the bathroom and a million pounds. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 17, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 72. Guest in the nest

It's been quite the week for the Ramsey's. So much so there is double beef! Rosie explains some Real House Wives lingo and Chris reveals why he is not Bike Guy. There are some tales of childhood punishments and a strange choice of sleeping arrangements. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 10, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 71. Dull as dishwater

On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris have their weekly catch up and of course The Beefs! They reveal Robin's new term for Rosie and Chris explains why he's getting through so many Birthday Cakes in lockdown. There's skiving off school confessions, a militant Grandmother and a question about toilet seats. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 03, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 70. Seventy several

This week on the podcast there is a log update, Chris's new coffee invention and the rules of the SMA drinking game are revealed! QFTP's include a clapping complaint, an unusual Doctors appointment and a DNA dilemma. Also this week, friend of the show Carl Hutchinson gets in touch with a question for the couple. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 26, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 69. Meal for Two

On the podcast this week, it's meal for two time! Chris and Rosie bring their beef to the table and discuss their week which involves Chris potentially buying enough logs to build a cabin. QFTP's vary from a pizza slice being hidden in a questionable place to a story about a giant Ant that ends in tears. All of this plus a brilliant question from Scott & Jemma Bennett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 19, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 68. Dental dam

This week on the podcast Chris has chosen the questions and there is some absolute corkers, including some safe sex advice, an awkward text scenario and and update on a potential covid romance. As well as this, Rosie shares her annoyance with Birthdays and they both share the moment they nearly got a pet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 12, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 67. Streets of Heferlon

The beefs get real on this week's podcast when Rosie takes it to a whole new level! The pair discuss the six in a garden dilemma and they share the joy of Robin starting to do chores. As always the QFTP's go from the weird to the disgusting - this week they include a Pizza rating system, a smelly face and questionably, charitable ex boyfriend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 05, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 66. Fortune cookies

On this week's podcast Rosie's love of cushions is escalating and Chris is having none of it. There is some discussion over the pronunciation of nougat, a potential lockdown love story and some strange one night stand behaviour. All of this plus a story about a car sale that takes a very strange turn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 29, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 65. Love Birds

It's episode 65 of the podcast and Chris is officially a 'bike guy' but Rosie has some rules about this escalating hobby. The pair discuss breastfeeding, piercings, bad wedding presents and ghosts. There is some brilliant utensil based beef and angry Sharon from the pub makes an appearance to discuss her new club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 22, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 64. Bath Buddy

On the podcast this week Rosie's beef backfires and Chris gets annoyed at plants! They compare PE Classes and Rosie shares the details of her school trip to Holy Island.There are some great QFTP's - involving bathing, eating yogurt without a spoon and drunken nights in a playsuit. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 15, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 63. The Twits

On the podcast this week we find out who made an unlikely appearance in The Ramsey's wedding photos and why Chris is staying relatively calm during a pandemic. There's a drink based beef and an announcement from Barry. Some great QFTP's and the first ever Shagged Married Annoyed guests! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 08, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 62. Yarden

On this week's podcast Rosie reveals what she likes to do at train stations and Chris has some ideas for the next series of Strictly. The beef's get juicy and there are some very impressive Lamb impressions (why not?!). They discuss horror movies, ice eating and what to do when you find a sex toy in your new home (and it's not yours). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 01, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 61. My lover

This week on the podcast The Ramsey's talk about their main motivation behind exercise and they settle on a new way of introducing each other. Chris gets a taste of his own medicine and Rosie gets annoyed at how good her husband is looking. There's some smelly Q from the's P's and some great childhood fibs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 24, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 60. Zoom Pole

This week on the podcast Chris shares his new hobby, Rosie gets annoyed by Chris' weight loss and the pair go down memory lane with some kids TV. The Foot Stool guy re-surfaces, there is some questionable Easter egg based behaviour plus some more Tiger Trapping tales. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 17, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 59. Tiger trap

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie settle a disagreement. Rosie reveals her past as a Bingo caller and shares a story about a phone in talent competition. There is some strange behaviour at Brighton beach, a postie in trouble and some questionable hand washing techniques. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 10, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 58. Fondling by the reservoir

This week on the podcast the Ramsey's have felt the full effect of the clocks changing... as if things weren't weird enough! Rosie has hit rock bottom with some questionable parenting and Chris offers sympathy to the millionaires in their mansions during social distancing. There's some great Q's from the P's and the return of Becky Beef AND a celebrity question! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 03, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 57. The Sniff test

This week on the podcast The Ramsey's talk about their self isolation woes, there's some juicy beef and some fantastic q's from the p's. Enjoy, stay inside and wash your hands! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 27, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 56. The Depositor

It's strange times across the globe and this week Chris and Rosie bring you an extended version of the podcast. Not only do they discuss their feelings around the current situation (including good deeds that didn't go to plan)but they deliver beef with a spin and they answer your questions and read your (filthy) stories. It will bring a whole new meaning to the word 'deposit'. Enjoy and stay safe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 20, 2020•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 55. Elastic Burdens

It's been quite the week for Chris & Rosie and there is some great post awards chat. Chris had his parenting judged and the couple are figuring out what will go in the Wembley Show - Spoons anyone? There are some brilliant questions from the public - how do you feel about other peoples carpets? And a medical professional gets in touch. All of this plus the return of Barry Beef! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 13, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 54. Pointing the Finger

On this week's podcast we here about Rosie's night out, and there's a lot of finger chat plus a new (returning?) character. There's some technology themed beef, a request to settle an argument over a broken plate and a story about some lost chewing gum - where could it have gone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 06, 2020•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 53. Auntie Panky

It's been a busy week in the Ramsey household - Rosie has another new job and Robyn has Chicken Pox. However, the couple find time to share some beefs, answer questions from the public and discuss the pros and cons of role play. Enjoy! You can buy tickets for the Shagged Married Annoyed tour here: shaggedmarriedannoyed.com You can pre order the Shagged Married Annoyed book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/ged-Married-Annoyed-Chris-Ramsey/dp/0241447127 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas...

Feb 28, 2020•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 52. One in Thirty

This week Chris and Rosie have been enlightened with some very on brand statistics...Barry's back and they get anecdotes from a real life member of the public and a doctor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 21, 2020•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 51. Sip Swallow Chug, Chug, Chug

This week Chris and Rosie have had a plumbing disaster, and Chris was a total legend-ish about it. There's whistle wake up beef, restaurant food disasters and disgusting behaviour on a train. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 14, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 50. Billy’s Egg Trick

Fifty episodes in and the Ramsey's are still delivering the beef! There's some book chat and another of Barry's family members gets in touch. Question's from the public involve hedgehogs, placentas and frozen meals. Enjoy all of this and more, including the return of 'Let's talk about S**t'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 07, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 49. Brace yourself

Episode 49 and there's a new Beef family member in town! As well as bringing you some exciting news The Ramsey's get nostalgic about childhood illness envy, they reveal their worst 3 course meals, they share the next Chapter from Jesse AND there is a celebrity question. Brace yourself! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 31, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 48. Drip Drip Drop.

Tensions are running high on this week's episode! As always there's a weekly beef (with Barry getting more air time than ever) and some brilliant questions and stories from the public. This week these cover birth stories to tap water chat and dentistry to a sex themed urban myth. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 24, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 47. Express yourself

This week Rosie and Chris give an update on the breastfeeding groom, tackle some important shopping trolley etiquette, discuss parent porn stars and they hear back from Friend of the show - Jess the paramedic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 17, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 46. Wide Winifred

It's 2020 and Chris and Rosie return with yet another brilliant episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed! There's some great beef, an unlikely story involving a glow stick, a pretty rank pooh story (natch) and a general post Christmas catch up. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 10, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Ep 45. Sweaty Veg: Christmas Special

It's the Christmas Special! And Rosie has Lapland beef and some topless memories. There's also some festive (sort of) questions from the public. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 20, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast