On this week's podcast Rosie gets the ick after Chris books a hotel over the phone which also ends with Chris having a new name. The pair talk about Rosie's funny turn while the pair were away and they also question if anyone enjoys sex standing up... there's some fainting based beef and an retro xfactor ick from a listener. Enjoy!
Apr 28, 2023•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie get nostalgic for 90's adverts and have to get siblings involved for some clarity. There is some fantastic missed heard lyrics, a sample fiasco and a terrapin story. All of this plus the couples weekly beefs.
Apr 21, 2023•52 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's podcast Chris is feeling itchy and neither he or Rosie can figure out why. Rosie spent an evening at a David Bowie tribute act and reveals her technique for singing along when she doesn't know the words. The beefs are on the dry side and there's a snoring special in QFTP's!
Apr 14, 2023•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Chris' new ick worthy sunglasses, sex toys and Rosie's battle with Catholicism. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma.
Apr 07, 2023•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Chris' slide record, Reality TV and Rosie aversion to seeing people in the shade. They take a deep dive in to medieval torture devices and Rosie reveals Chris' bad sleeping habits. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma.
Mar 31, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Rosies dental problems, Sandras Birthday and Chris trip to the wrestling. They take a deep dive in to medieval torture devices and Rosie reveals her disgust in Chriss feet.
Mar 24, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's podcast Rosie reflects on her appearance on The Wheel and why she thought a hamper was needed. Chris gets annoyed about stray snacks and the pair agree to do more kissing after Rosie watched a TikTok video. All of this plus some brilliant QFTP's involving a practical joke, some icks and a strange massage technique. Enjoy! Mars bar anyone?
Mar 17, 2023•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss ice baths, American reality TV and if they have ever been truly full. There is some classic print beef and Chris is annoyed at how Rosie is brushing her teeth. Also on the podcast is a clothes carrying ick, a frisky flight and a strange way of eating food.
Mar 10, 2023•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast A lot gets covered on this week's podcast - does Rosie trust Chris and should Chris take up meditation? The pair discuss retirement, how French kids look healthier and why mid-week swimming is always a treat! All of this plus a Fireman's Pole story and an unlikely use for a Mars Bar.
Mar 03, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Comedy Awards and what went on afterwards. They chat buffet etiquette and why you should never put a baguette in a toaster. Rosie develops a new board game and Chris attempts to explain Alternate Universes...All of this plus a call with Sister Kate, a brilliant Rosie's Mystery and a story that will never see the light of day. Enjoy!
Feb 24, 2023•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week on the podcast Chris returns to Rosie's jotters to discuss Rosie's early creative writing ambitions. They marvel at whisking, they chat about Chris' athleticism and there's an old age beef that rears it's ugly head. All of this plus some strange family habits and a brilliant case of mistaken identity.
Feb 17, 2023•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast The podcast this week covers all sorts! From pelvic floor exercises to spittoons to a unusual talent from a 12 year old. All of this plus Beefs, a record breaking ick and and update on Rosie's jotters!
Feb 10, 2023•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have a lot to get through! They answer all your Midnight Gameshow questions, discuss their trip to London and make a return to Rosie's Jotters. There is some quick fire beef, a few icks and a new (questionable) business idea for Rosie.
Feb 03, 2023•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast The podcast starts this week with some self tan beef or is Rosie just melting? The pair catch up and discuss yet another hobby that Chris has taken up and Rosie is NOT happy. Chris revisits Rosie's jotters and the pair chat through some listener icks, an unfortunate pooh incident in a car and a seriously gross search story. Enjoy Smas and Das! To vote for the podcast and The Chris and Rosie Ramsey Show in this year's National Comedy Awards visit www.thenationalcomedyawards.com/...
Jan 27, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss the highs and (big) lows of fancy dress. Theres an update on what Sandra Christmas gifts and Chris reveals what he attempted to change his name to. Beefs get musical and QFTP's involve a new phenomenon that will put you off your yogurt-based deserts.
Jan 20, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hello Smas and Das, We hope you enjoy this bonus episode! Extra Extra is our fortnightly bonus episode that our SMA+ subscribers receive! For January & February you can subscribe to our Lucrative Lucrative Sponsor Tier on SMA+ and get 50% off for 3 months. No adverts and fortnightly bonus content for half the price! Just use the code BEEF .
Jan 18, 2023•30 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Ramsey's are back and it's the 200th episode! There's a quiz, there's beefs, a Rosie's Mysteries and even a Strictly debrief! Enjoy Smas and Das and thanks for listening for 200 episodes!
Jan 13, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's the last podcast of the year from Chris and Rosie and it's a Christmas bumper edition *sleigh bells included*. The couple discuss recycling, festive chauvinist pigs and Rosie's hat habit. QFTP's are Christmas themed including an extreme PDA, magical reindeer and a living legend. To all the Smas and Das, thank you so much for listening to the podcast and sending in your brilliant stories. Merry Christmas and we'll be back in your ears in 2023!
Dec 23, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast What a lovely festive morning the Ramseys had thanks to the staff at The National Lottery supported Footprints Community Caf. Chris and Rosie caught up with the team and found out about the amazing work they do all year round to help support their local community. And of course, in true Sh**ged Married Annoyed style, they even got some beefs!
Dec 21, 2022•33 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Ramey's are getting festive and in particular Chris shares the joys of Christmas Markets. Rosie enjoys part two of the Countries quiz and she also shares some Strictly moments! Beefs are gassy and Chris is still going strong with the protein bars. QFTP's involve some unusual icks, trading cards and a solitary tomato.
Dec 16, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss billionaires, the etiquette of buying teacher's presents and why taking a toddler to a Christmas shop can be tricky. The beefs involve Chris getting locked out and QFTP's cover condoms, loose teeth and an indoor gilet.
Dec 09, 2022•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss centrifugal force and what life would be like as a worm... all the big topics! They also catch up on Rosie's excitement over Strictly and Sewing Bee and what she is enjoying most about the Football. QFTP's involve a tanning salon, a brace journey and some swapsies in a car park.
Dec 02, 2022•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss sleeping arrangements, phone updates and the down side to bubble gum ice cream. Rosie gets annoyed about Chris sticker addiction and Chris has some possible names for Rosies band. QFTPs include sleepwear, a skater boy and a bad bikini wax experience.
Nov 25, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie wish Kate a Happy Birthday and they discuss preekends and the protocol when taking a sick day. The beefs have taken a healthy turn, protein bars and treadmill etiquette are both on the table. QFTP's involve a messy dream, a make believe squirrel and a wonderful Rosie's Mystery!
Nov 18, 2022•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's podcast Rosie tells all about her trip to London to see The Backstreet Boys. Chris has been busy at home, or has he? The beefs include arguments of car boots and general couple rage. There's a couple of icks and of course some QFTP' which this week involve a terrible Best Man, baby feeding and a worrying foam party.
Nov 11, 2022•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's podcast Chris ad Rosie get nostalgic for their younger days. Robin has his own beef with Chris and Halloween costumes take quite the battering. Gilets are revisited again in the beefs and pumps get mentioned more than a couple of times. QFTP's involve a toilet roll substitute, a promiscuous son and a change of heart over a sex position.
Nov 04, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast On the podcast this week Chris names himself head of gilets and Rosie isnt happy about it! Theres some bowl licking, a car related ick, and some dancefloor shenanigans. All of this PLUS a member of the Beef family return with a Barry update.
Oct 28, 2022•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Ramey's are back and Rosie wants to know why Chris 'can't be more chill?'... There's vasectomy chat, a safe lucrative sponsor and some hypothetical life planning for Chris. The QFTP's involve a strange choice of sex toy, a bad smell and some misinformation on pubes.
Oct 21, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss ways to clean a radiator (that's covered in sick), Chris' choice of shoe and Rosie's response to a text. QFTP's cover bin juice, pile cream and an unusual use for lego. Enjoy!
Oct 14, 2022•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss frubes, strictly, facial recognition and loads more... plus they are joined by a film crew, can you tell? The beefs cover mishearing and of course bins! QFTP's involve a stripper, drinking from a bottle and a filthy dog grooming habit. All of this and some wonderful icks. Enjoy!
Oct 07, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast