Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss your dad as your best man, feeling inadequate when meeting your girlfriend's family, sleep sex, a girl liking all your IG posts right after matching on Hinge, disagreeing with your significant other on having kids, and when to let the two people you're dating know about one another. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss gas station guilty pleasures, Stan/Mute/Cancel baby party edition, dating an undergrad, having a friend who's a degenerate gambler, finding your writing voice, splitting dinner checks among friends, and using an engagement ring passed down from generations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss setting up two friends of size, a bride asking a groomsman to clean up his beard for the wedding, a disagreement of rightful dog ownership, the most romantic spots in Austin, dating a girl who doesn't like sports, a go-to Friendsgiving side dish, dating someone who has a sugar daddy, and F***/Marry/Kill fall pie edition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Brett, and Dave discuss your dad liking porn stars' tweets, a friend approaching you about a pyramid scheme, a guy wanting you to skip a wedding to celebrate his birthday, doing acid, finding someone to take over your lease when you live with a friend, and if Washed Media were running for president. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Brett, and Will discuss the groom's rehearsal dinner toast, if it's weird to donate sperm, when it's okay to get out the Christmas decorations, people around you not taking Covid seriously, sleeping on a two-person road trip, loaning money from your mother-in-law to buy a car, our favorite fall activities, and what we're dressing as on Halloween this year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss if it's trash to swap streaming logins in your 30s, kicking a groomsman out of your wedding for cheating on a bridesmaid, your mom stealing 10 grand from you, unpacking everything and putting it all away while on vacation, company Halloween costume contests, joining a fraternity, and splitting the cost of your dog with the new girlfriend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss letting yourself go since you aren't attracting the opposite sex anyway, disagreeing with your SO on home decor, homemade nitro cold brew, which three beverages you're brining to a deserted island, the most overrated movies and TV shows, only choosing one method of cooking for the rest of your life, and working out on vacation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss groups throughout history with the best drip, how we check our personal problems at the studio door, dating the boss's daughter, what it's like trying to date when you're a Trump supporter, being given a 30-day "must improve or else" notice from your employer, dating someone who walks into traffic, and a guy who purposely removed his birthday from Facebook and still expects everyone to remember it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Brett, and Dave discuss our bodies deteriorating as we get older, which starter pair of boots to cop, our favorite grams we've ever posted, which douchey cars we'd drive, being stood up by your date, if it's trash to schedule two first dates on the same day, and the right length for a bachelor party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss rooming with someone with whom you've previously had sexual tension, what to do about your 180-person December wedding, go-to airport foods, how to move on with your life after a divorce, letting your wife read the squad group chat, telling the guy you're dating that you used to be a live-in fraternity House Mom as a 22-year-old, and working out so much your thighs become too big for your shorts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss our generation's parents becoming right wing conspiracy theorists, how to lift your significant other during a bout of low self-esteem, first date Covid protocol, two-day-old breakfast tacos, whether Dillon will get his son into podcasting, whether a queen size bed is big enough for two adults, and the phrase "asking for a friend." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Micah joins Dillon and Dave to discuss which region has the best barbecue, modern day Freemasons, your girlfriend over-editing pics, female groomsmen, a sex/food hypothetical, the money protocol after bailing your friend out of jail, and when you're too old to have a sticker on your rear windshield. P.S. Subscribe to Micah's newsletter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Dave, and Brett discuss your girlfriend going through your phone, hiring your girlfriend to clean your apartment, struggling with addiction, dating someone who lives with their ex, sneaking nudes of your wife, Dillon's past relationships, and a man of size being attracted to thin women. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss your significant other suddenly becoming paranoid with their phone, matchmaking with listeners, Stan/Mute/Cancel reliving our favorite movie, series, and sports moment, post-relationship social media behavior, what percentage of your income to put into savings, attending a bachelor party as the sole groomswoman, and Dillon's family ranch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss starting a business with friends, what to do about body insecurities, the name Brantley, your significant other meeting your ex, starting a career in media, when/if to post a pic with your significant other on Instagram, and the best parts of trail mix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss marrying someone 33 years older than you, how we spend rainy days, wearing revealing swimwear around your parents, trying to date without having an Instagram, puppy ownership etiquette and pet peeves, and a Covid wedding where the guests were uninformed of a recent outbreak. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, & Will discuss getting past the tough stage of raising a puppy, the obligation to follow our friends' dogs' Instagrams, upper lip hair on girls, splitting utilities, living in the burbs as a single lady, comparing yourself to your peers, and chewing with your mouth open. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Brett, and Dave discuss "is it cheating if...", giving 24-year-olds access to an open bar, Texas high school football, getting "cloaked", Weightlifting 101, and being a self-aware terrible gift giver. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss picking meaningless fights with your significant other, someone going through your phone while you're sleeping, differing political views in a relationship, your mom wanting to choreograph the mother/son dance at your wedding, balancing work and personal life, and smoking cigars vs. cigs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss your upstairs neighbors constantly having loud sex, scumbags on Hinge, asking a girl to be friends with benefits after one date, Stan/Mute/Cancel: musician, chef, mechanic, dating a twin years after sleeping with her sister, favorite drinking games to play by a body of water, and your dog watching you have sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Brett and Dave discuss taking group pics as a couple who are 6'11" and 6'4", where we'd own vacation houses, dealing with insensitive comments from older generations, competing in The Amazing Race, a boyfriend who doesn't flush, and our dream music festival headliners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Brett, and Will discuss wanting to hook up with other people while still being "in love" with someone, heating up coffee in the microwave, proposing without asking for her parents' blessing, acting like a shithead to make her break up with you, when to meet your boyfriend's daughter, and wedding flexing in front of your ex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss the burbs vs. the city, the worst jobs we've ever had, hairy chests, wearing sweatsuits every day during quarantine, a fighter jet pilot looking for love, and the best day of our lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss getting blocked on social media after refusing to answer "how many people have you slept with?", Will not responding a listener's wedding invitation, getting shamed for wearing a mask in public, a graduating senior going through a tough time due to Covid, your girlfriend not seeing results in the gym, and a boyfriend that refuses to celebrate his girlfriend's birthday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss your dog peeing in the neighbor's yard, how far in advance to have your bachelor party, what to do when your boyfriend's ex calls him constantly, hooking up with someone before their divorce is final, pools vs. lakes vs. beaches, inviting members of Washed Media to your wedding, and how to appear taller in photos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon and Dave are joined by Lauren Olaya, who may or may not be real, to discuss homemade sex tapes, Dorn's deal, breaking up with your girlfriend right after her cat dies, how to spend the day before an out-of-town wedding, a 21-year-old couple's marriage ultimatum, the genetics of your significant other's parents, and Lauren the TV star. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss a caller's wife who gets in bed soaking wet after a shower, the worst meals to order on a first date, what to do about gainz during the quarantine, a couple who is not postponing their May wedding, a sexual fantasy involving waffles from Waffle House, mermaids, and Bigfoot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss ear buds vs. over-the-ear headphones, bad quarantine roommates, aliens, ghosts, a girlfriend with a gas problem, breaking the news of your tattoo to your traditional parents, fun ways to kill time during the quarantine, and our favorite TV show theme songs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss graying hair, your date choosing and ordering your food for you, your roommate's girlfriend setting up your living room and kitchen as her temporary office during Covid lockdown, when it's time to start taking care of your skin, how and when to break up with someone who struggles with mental illness, quarantine drinking rules and alcoholism barometers, and people in the health industry oversharing Covid-19 information on social media. Learn more about your ad choi...
Sally is joined by Alyssa and Lily to discuss their quarantine diets, how to handle the cancellation of a planned bachelorette party, your friend who refuses to social distance, dealing with your husband's obsession with Call of Duty while stuck at home, quarantine birthdays, and taking your charcuterie game to the next level. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
