Hypothetically speaking, if the Guardians were to survive the waterfall, then this episode would include an arrival at the Temple of Iol, a primer on Tiefling history, an encounter with Dashing Dawson, and a funeral. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠâ...
Sep 04, 2017â¢1 hr 7 minâ¢Ep 19â¢Transcript available on Metacast Laika and Corbin give chase to the dark divine presence in the tower while Fran and the Goddess do damage control. Then, our adventurers press onward down the road toward new possibilities, puzzles, pursuits, and poop jokes. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠâ...
Aug 21, 2017â¢1 hr 17 minâ¢Ep 18â¢Transcript available on Metacast Dreams, woods, and the infinite library. The Guardians and the Goddess trek toward the Tower of Wivvel, seeking to learn the common tongue of Avelis. They come upon a small town, solve a riddle, and each forget something important. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬...
Aug 07, 2017â¢1 hr 12 minâ¢Ep 17â¢Transcript available on Metacast Our Guardians discover ever more confusing details about the life of the Goddess, arrive at Fang Lake, and fight for their right to big swords. Most memorable of all, Mashing Mawson and his Meal Monkey return. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠ...
Jul 24, 2017â¢1 hr 7 minâ¢Ep 16â¢Transcript available on Metacast The city of Danmar: a place dripping with clues about our story, wonders of architecture, and incredibly embittered staff members... The Guardians speak with the professors from Madria, at long last, and then discuss going their separate ways. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬...
Jul 10, 2017â¢1 hr 12 minâ¢Ep 15â¢Transcript available on Metacast The Guardians fight a Dracolich, take a rest, and arrive in Danmar. Fran comes to a tenuous understanding and finds a home while Laika and Corbin become hardened criminals. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠâ...
Jun 26, 2017â¢1 hr 6 minâ¢Ep 14â¢Transcript available on Metacast Fran causes problems, Laika seeks information, and Corbin handles everything with the kind of finesse we've come to expect. They meet Dashing Dawson, a slick merchant with a beautiful donkey. They say goodbye to friends. They make a plan. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ï¿œ...
Jun 12, 2017â¢1 hr 9 minâ¢Ep 13â¢Transcript available on Metacast In the middle of a desert, oases and marketplaces alike are unlikely. Laika haggles for food and meets a new friend whilst Corbin and Fran sell their spoils. And even now, far from home, an ancient darkness rears its head. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ï¿œ...
May 29, 2017â¢1 hr 7 minâ¢Ep 12â¢Transcript available on Metacast Fran and Corbin astral project out of the afterlife and into some interesting new friendships. Laika makes a difficult choice, a difficult meal, and a difficult journey. Survivors of Estra seem to be unlucky as a rule. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ï¿œ...
May 15, 2017â¢1 hr 8 minâ¢Ep 11â¢Transcript available on Metacast Well, guys, the Guardians are totally dead now. Wait, no. Just Laika is dead. Or was it the Goddess? No, no, no... Fran and Corbin. That's it. But, wait. Anyway, tune in for the first episode of Arc 2, wherein there are dust storms, beaches, land sharks, and also mortal peril. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠ...
May 01, 2017â¢1 hr 9 minâ¢Ep 10â¢Transcript available on Metacast In this incredible bonus episode, the Dames discuss character creation, pop culture influences, dump jokes, snacks, favorite moments, and dogs. Thanks for the Q's, everyone!!!! Now, take a peaceful fall into the audio A-hole. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠ...
Apr 03, 2017â¢43 minâ¢Ep 9â¢Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to Recap News, where we boldly attempt to compress 9 hours of game-play into a 20 minute recap episode. This recap is ideal for the listener who wants to skip ahead in the story, the listener who just wants a refresher, and the listener who left their podcast app running and angrily realizes they're listening to a recap halfway through. Here it is, folks! Everything you need to know about Dames and Dragons Arc 1: Festival of Lights. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠâ...
Mar 27, 2017â¢21 minâ¢Ep 9â¢Transcript available on Metacast Wow. Incredible content. Promotional material. Amazing. Wow. Thank you so much to everyone who shares, reblogs, and spreads the word about Dames and Dragons!!! ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬...
Mar 20, 2017â¢4 minâ¢Transcript available on Metacast At long last, Fran, Laika, and Corbin come face to face with the faceless one. Time runs short as they scramble to piece together scraps of evidence. The Goddess assures them that everything will be fine, and the Festival of Lights is indeed impressive. But you know what they say about all good things. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬...
Mar 13, 2017â¢2 hr 38 minâ¢Ep 9â¢Transcript available on Metacast The waterfall cave presents more challenges than expected, Fran finds an unwelcome clue, and protecting the Goddess gets more confusing than ever. Also, the cast perpetually forgets whether they're dealing in Kaitlins or feet. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ï¿œ...
Mar 06, 2017â¢58 minâ¢Ep 8â¢Transcript available on Metacast As the old saying goes: when life gives you a bathroom, turn it into a devastating hole in the floor. This week on Dames and Dragons, the Guardians check on their party friends, lie to another attendant, and seek help from the Greater Beasts. Fran is a rude daughter. Laika is a bus driver. Corbin is an ant. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠâ...
Feb 27, 2017â¢56 minâ¢Ep 7â¢Transcript available on Metacast As their quest to find the shade-y perpetrators continues, the Guardians go to the one place they know they'll be able to find reliable information, the beefcake barracks. Wait, no. The raging pop punk party in the hallway outside their bedrooms? No, no, no. The LIBRARY! ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬...
Feb 20, 2017â¢1 hr 5 minâ¢Ep 6â¢Transcript available on Metacast Following a trail of clues that seem to reveal more questions than answers, the Guardians investigate the Undertemple and prepare for the Festival of Lights. In the meantime, Fran impersonates a police officer, Laika dreams about that banister style, and Corbin surveys the scene of a troubling ancient escape. All this, and they also manage to irritate the wits out of the Goddess's attendants. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬...
Feb 13, 2017â¢50 minâ¢Ep 5â¢Transcript available on Metacast The Goddess has a quest for our guardians, and a great mystery begins to slowly take form. New enemies must be defeated: Shawn, Shane, Lampshade, and, most importantly--bread mold. Laika goes on a ghostly stealth mission, Fran laughs, and Corbin gets a clue. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ï¿œ...
Feb 06, 2017â¢52 minâ¢Ep 4â¢Transcript available on Metacast The Guardians face their toughest challenge yet: a octa-- pentag--HEXAGONAL room. Laika continues her quest to understand human culture through Corbin, who isn't quite sure what a human is, while Fran struggles not to vomit. Meanwhile, they take on the fiend coliseum, correct past mistakes, and get introduced to the great island-city of Estra.(Sad, regrettable sound issues continue, but this is the worst and last of it.) ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠâ...
Jan 30, 2017â¢48 minâ¢Ep 3â¢Transcript available on Metacast Sometimes in life, you and your friends just have to make a mortal flesh tower to get through the day. As the Trials continue, Corbin has an unfortunate encounter with a watery grave, disappears from existence, and acquires a nemesis for life--not necessarily in that order.(Also featuring sound-quality issues which are fixed in later episodes.) ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ï¿œ...
Jan 23, 2017â¢52 minâ¢Ep 2â¢Transcript available on Metacast During our first episode, we're introduced to our heroes, the Guardians of the Goddess. Corbin, of the Crow Clan, has birthday tacos. Laika, of the Wolf Clan, out-hugs a master. Fra'Nika, of the Deer Clan, would like to go back to sleep. Together they solve some puzzles, fight some mephits, and learn the meaning of friendship. But not the last one at all actually.(Also featuring sound-quality issues which are fixed in later episodes.) ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ï¿œ...
Jan 14, 2017â¢1 hr 21 minâ¢Ep 1â¢Transcript available on Metacast This episode is a comedic primer to teach you as much about playing D&D as you'll need to understand our podcast. It can also help you in getting started on learning to play your personal D&D campaign! Sophia tries to punch the sun, Noel resents everyone around her, Kaitlin has a snack, and Kat DMs. ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠââ¬ðŠâ...
Jan 14, 2017â¢15 minâ¢Ep 1â¢Transcript available on Metacast 
