There are some unavoidable truths in life. You will find love and lose it. There will be sunshine after the rain. And a penis must be fully erect before attempting to insert it into a vagina. Guys, much to Krystyna's delight, Corinne finally tried drugs. Sadly, that was not the most interesting story she has from this weekend (Spoiler Alert: It has to do with "boning"...or whatever it is that happened to her). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome JOHN CAMPANELLI - comedian, Inst...
Jan 09, 2015•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY NEW YOU! (J/K you're still a piece of shit.) Welp, it's 2015 and Corinne & Krystyna are still fucking guys and talking about it. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome possibly the hardest working living comedian (since Joan Rivers is dead), SUBHAH AGARWAL. Brought up in a strict Hindu household by Indian parents whose marriage was arranged, it's taken Subhah a long time to get her freak on (and, if you ask her mother, she's still a virgin). But, now that...
Jan 02, 2015•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast Well, fuckers! It's the last episode of 2014 and whether or not you've decided on a resolution...it's time to move the fuck on! To end this action-packed year, Corinne & Krystyna couldn't think of a grander guest than stand-up comic, Broadway star and performer extraordinaire MR. KEVIN MEANEY. This is an extra special one, so grab some hot chocolate (with marshmallows, obvs!) and the new Dre Beats you got from Santa and listen in as the three talk living with a huge secret, getting aroused f...
Dec 23, 2014•1 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Tis the season...to talk graphically about sex with Buzz from Home Alone!! Ahh, holy shit, Krystyna and Corinne could not be more excited to sit down and chat with their good friend, DEVIN RATRAY (again, we repeat, this is the real Buzz McCallister from Home Alone!!), for this very Christmas-y episode of Guys We Fucked! Over whiskey on the rocks, as is their tradition, the trio, who have technically shared a bed, discuss what life is like when folks think you're Philip Seymour Hoffman, being so ...
Dec 19, 2014•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast The weather outside is frightful, but year two of Guys We Fucked started out delightful! After the ab workout that was Vinnie's second poopie-filled visit to the show, the gals of Sorry About Last Night feel more than inspired enough to answer this week's fucker mail filled with conundrums like "What do you do when you're sexually bored in a relationship with a dude you KNOW is awesome?" and "How do you fuck when all you can think about is the one who got away?". Post fan therapy sesh, Corinne a...
Dec 12, 2014•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast WHEEEEEEE! Welcome to year fucking two of talking to guys we fucked, about fucking and general fucked-upedness on GUYS WE FUCKED: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast!! This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night start year numero dos off right with the man who helped us start it all! The ballsiest fucker we know! VINNIE!! That's right, ladies and gents, the ramblin' man himself is back to cough, stutter and complain his way through another episode and we couldn't be more excited. A lot has changed f...
Dec 05, 2014•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast On the last episode of year one of attempting to interview every guy they've ever fucked, Corinne and Krystyna take some time to reflect on everything they've learned so far, offer more of their signature dude girl advice to the authors of some of the juicier fucker fan mail that never previously made it to air, and come to realize that while their lives are totally different and they have grown so much as people, perhaps they're just ironically back where they began? Oh, also they gone ask you ...
Nov 27, 2014•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast After being barraged with a slew of E-mails and Tweets from other girls with guys just not that into them, Corinne feels...better? Maybe? Not really? Who cares? At any rate, much like the Native Americans, she hates to waste anything (even feelings), so she's happy to have helped some sad fuck souls out there by sharing yet another vignette from the series of unfortunate events that is her (lack of) love life. Meanwhile, Krystyna gives a loyal fucker the fuck yes to online dating to find a FB (f...
Nov 21, 2014•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast As the saying goes, things comes in threes, so it's only appropriate that as the girls approach one year of talking about guys they fucked on Guys We Fucked, Corinne rounds it out with getting "dumped" a third time. As has become routine, Krystyna takes her seat as friend and therapist while the girls analyze the effects of social media and texting on "hanging out", Corinne's emotional wall and how the fuck to know when and if you're dating somebody. Post emergency sesh, C&K welcome brillian...
Nov 14, 2014•1 hr 29 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sure, Elle.com just called them promiscuous for profit...which kinda makes them seem like hookers...but sweet hookers! Yay! Feminism! While Corinne's giddy maybe kinda going somewhere with a guy bubble has seemingly burst, Krystyna was forced to decide if she really wants to have a threesome. On Halloween. A Halloweensome? This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome BILLY PROCIDA, comic and host of The Manwhore podcast. The three talk butthole licking, web cam work for money, 69ing, an...
Nov 08, 2014•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Oooooooh boy, Krystyna and Corinne are pissed. Like, real pissed. Like, so pissed you might look at them and want to catcall them, but then be scared to do so. Also, don't do that. Ever. What the fuck is wrong with you? After verbally ripping some online trolls a new asshole, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome this week's guest, professional singer LISA, who was nice enough to stop by while on tour with a band to talk about the important issues: butt stuff, her sexual kryptonite Poison P...
Oct 31, 2014•1 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Bonded by now having both seen Corinne's naked bod, the girls of Sorry About Last Night are more ready than ever to dive into some serious talks about not knowing what the fuck you're doing when you start fucking, possible reasons your boo hasn't banged you in 10 months and how to lower yourself to dating a 6 when you're totes used to a 9. This week, Krystyna and Corinne welcome bad boy comic JOE MASSE to the show to discuss the ins and outs of his 36-hour relationship, his time spent in anger m...
Oct 24, 2014•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast Fresh off the heat of their Reddit thread, the girls of Sorry About Last Night are back for another week of broadcasting from a basement! Corinne's pussy is in pain, Krystyna's broke, but, hey, at least they have the love and support of everyone on the Internet (LOLz y'all)! After advising a hot babe on how to deal with being dumped by her publicly known boo, the gals sit down with EMILY & ARSHAN, their real-life friends who are in a real-life open relationship...that's working! As the first...
Oct 17, 2014•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sure Corinne can't recall exactly what happened at her birthday party, but rumor is she had a damn good time! Meanwhile, Krystyna went back to Pennsylvania and finally mustered up the courage to tell her mom about the podcast. This week, the ladies of Sorry About Last Night welcome dominatrix and NYC-based performer extraordinaire, LADY ZOMBIE and writer/comedian JAY NOG. The 4-some go into depth about the underworld of BDSM (Bondage Discipline Sadism Masochism) including dungeons, stinky feet f...
Oct 10, 2014•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Even after the success of her best friend's wedding, Corinne still thinks the idea of getting married is insane while Krystyna's period is making her (and everyone around her) go insane. This week, after the girls answer #fucker letters from a strong black woman who doesn't understand what white guys are more intimidated by -- the strong or the black -- and a self-proclaimed 'fat slut', they sit down with comic and ordained minister, MARIBETH MOONEY. MARIBETH is a 50+ cougar who officiates weddi...
Oct 03, 2014•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week, the podcast which has been the platform for many the break-up talk, goes through a break-up of its own. Good thing for the girls of Sorry About Last Night, no Ben & Jerry's is required for this one. What they DO need to know, however, is how the fuck do you shave something as seemingly delicate as a penis shaft? Corinne and Krystyna welcome guest JAMES MATTERN, comedian and therapist-in-training, to talk being raised by your grandparents, pubic topiaries, and wanting what's good f...
Sep 26, 2014•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Is a private meeting with a web cam girl cheating? Is asking a girlfriend who's been raped to fulfill your rape fantasy bad form? Why are guys so against 2 guy/1 girl threesomes? This and other daunting questions are thrown into the ring on this new episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast! This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's friend, VERONICA, who, after becoming a bit of a fan girl of the podcast (and after a couple glasses of saki) has decided to di...
Sep 19, 2014•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's 9/12, guys, and NO ONE GIVES A FUUUUUUCK! This week, the chix of Sorry About Last Night welcome week's end already hungover. Like, viciously hungover. Real talk, even Corinne's vagina is hungover (meanwhile, Krystyna's got sleep-fingered). Like any dude with skills, the comedy duo EASE into this episode with chat of cheating exes, pube upkeep, Ray Rice & Janay Palmer (obvs) and kindly map out on the body where it's appropriate to cum. Their glorious guest today is a first in GWF history...
Sep 12, 2014•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast After preparing to have a lighthearted discussion about sex crimes to open the show, instead the heavyhearted Corinne & Krystyna mourn the death of arguably the hardest working person in comedy. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian, puppeteer, and all-around nice guy SHANE S. (yes, it's a different Shane, not the drunk one) to talk about what he thought sex was as a young lad, the ins and outs of a birds & bees talk from his famous dad, and how to react when yo...
Sep 05, 2014•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode of the anti slut-shaming podcast, Corinne divulges her secret Saturday morning ritual and her feelings on Beyoncé's feministy VMA performance while Krystyna gushes of her young girl yearning to date an older man. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome their comic, good friend, and road gig buddy RYAN REISS to talk about feelings, being fat and getting your fucking heart broken. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: smart girls v. hot girls, the nastiest sex acts as describ...
Aug 29, 2014•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
