On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne is EXPECTING...some smarter behavior from men on the subway... Post-intro, the girls sit down with comedian and transperson JAYE MCBRIDE to discuss whether it's harder to be a woman or transgender, Dave Chappelle, bathroom laws, dating in LA, and taking a shit. PLUS: Aaron Hernandez had a prison boo AND THAT'S FINE GET THE FUCK OVER IT. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER...
May 05, 2017•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast Recorded live in Austin at the Moontower Comedy Festival, this episode features co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson plus special guest MATT BELLASSAI (Whine About It) AND YOU as the three drink, gab, and complain about sex, dating, and relationship issues that irk the fuck out of the audience. Ghosting, bathroom behavior, and SO MUCH DICK STUFF. PLUS: Advice to a wino and a guy with the shittiest online dating profile the girls have ever fucking seen. PUT SOME SOCKS ON, BRO! Want m...
Apr 28, 2017•2 hr 48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson are boozing, smoking, and getting their minds read at The Museum of Weird in Austin, but that doesn't mean they don't have time to ponder whether or not you should break up with your best friend and to remind you that sexting with your son's baseball coach probs won't help save your marriage. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, the gals of Sorry About Last Night sit down with comedian & actor SEAN PATTON to discuss ecstasy fucking, heart...
Apr 21, 2017•2 hr 53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Given birth in a tub. Double-fisted beers at Disneyland. Been tied down and tickled. Gotten kinky with a celebrity in a dungeon. What hasn't former professional dominatrix JENNY NORDBAK done? On this week's episode, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with the new mom and author to discuss natural childbirth, what actually goes on in a sex dungeon (not sex), and why sometimes keeping a straight face is the hardest part. PLUS: WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND CAN'T STOP EYE FUCKING OTHERS ...
Apr 14, 2017•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's been discussed in theory many times on the podcast, but this week's guest has successfully executed it. POLYAMORY!!!! On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian, polyamorist & vegan MYQ KAPLAN to talk about repetition versus variety, the difference between polyamory and open relationships, spanking, being in love with multiple people at one time, feeling special, and how to make this all fucking work. PLUS: WEED & CHEATING (not related) Wa...
Apr 07, 2017•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Krystyna reflects on her long-term relationship with boyfriend, Stephen, after celebrating their sixth anniversary. Corinne gives some advice to an aromantic teen. The girls decide how to handle a Tinder date who lies about being a paraplegic. On this week's episode, C&K interview journalist and author, CAREN LISSNER (shout-out to Corinne's Aunt Joannie for the great recommendation!), about being a nerd throughout middle school, high school, college, and, well, kind of always, telling your s...
Mar 31, 2017•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Corinne reaches a masturbation milestone, Krystyna explains specifically what she means by "birth control makes me crazy" -- all just in a day's work here on the #GuysWeFucked podcast. Today, the gals sit down with comedian, actor, and producer AMANDA SEALES (you might know her as Tiffany on HBO's "Insecure") to talk about how long it's been since she last had sex, dating a rapper, having ass on the low, auditioning and dating in LA as a Black woman who knows what she wants, and industry bullshi...
Mar 24, 2017•2 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast Corinne's one year deep in that relationship flow while Krystyna is just experiencing a heavy one. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with porn star ASA AKIRA to discuss why she never thought she'd do anal scenes, her love of gay porn, sleeping in a different bed from her hubby, why she fucks on camera, her career path in the adult industry, and how to train your asshole (not to be confused with "How to Train Your Dragon" which is a children's f...
Mar 17, 2017•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Your parents think you're a whore. You lost your best friend to crimes committed by someone who should've still been in prison. Life can be a real pile o' shit. BUT, fear not, this week the ladies of Sorry About Last Night sit down with fellow comedians JENA FRIEDMAN & LEAH BONNEMA to talk all things politics & pussy -- including reproductive rights, Russia, and voting in elections other than that one that happens every four years. PLUS: THE CONSENT EPISODE OF GIRLS & HOW TO DEFEND Y...
Mar 10, 2017•2 hr 49 min•Transcript available on Metacast CORINNE & KRYSTYNA WROTE A FUCKING BOOK ENTITLED FUCKED, CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?? Pre-order it today to get a shout-out on the podcast & so that they like you the best (oh, and it's cheaper if you do it now and stuff): http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Mar 03, 2017•2 hr 49 min•Transcript available on Metacast Krystyna has lived in the same apartment with the same Super for almost a decade, but what's his life across the hallway really like? On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with ex correctional officer, TONY, to discuss working at Rikers, that time he accidentally ended up in a brothel, going on little, innocent, non-sexual dates (LOL) when you're married, getting locked into a relationship with a pregnancy, male daddy issues, and why ya still gotta fuck even i...
Feb 24, 2017•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast After Corinne recounts her first Valentine's Day with boyfriend, James, she and Krystyna sit down with radio/TV personality and author CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD. Char Char tells the gals about how he wooed his wife, how he plans on raising his two young daughters, dick envy, Black privilege, necessary cheating, and strippers smoking blunts with their pussies. Plus, a fun rape role-playing scenario -- you know, for the kids. PRETTY PLZ VOTE 4 US 4 A SHORTY AWARD: http://shortyawards.com/9th/sryaboutlas...
Feb 17, 2017•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Corinne & Krystyna are back from London and boy did they have a delightful time! Join the gals as they swoop back into American culture with this week's guest -- writer, pop culture commentator, and co-host of The Read podcast, CRISSLE! After bonding with Krystyna over Beyoncé, Crissle talks learning Sex Ed from a Christian pamphlet, dating in Oklahoma, how it was to go from fucking vaginas to fucking penises, the logic behind being a cold-hearted bitch, white feminism, and how white women c...
Feb 10, 2017•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode of GWF, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian, writer, and Blacktress NAOMI EKPERIGIN to talk about a romantic life sans swiping, a want to feel dainty, how she met her Jew Boo, and that time she moved to Australia to be revered as a queen, NBD. PLUS: HOW TO GET BIRTH CONTROL STUFF IN TRUMP'S BAD-FOR-YOUR-PUSSY AMERICA! Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET NAOMI EKPERIGIN: twitter.com/Blacktres...
Feb 03, 2017•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast On a very special episode of GWF, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with KRYSTYNA'S MOM! Mrs. Hutchinson guides us through a vocal memoir that is part comedy, part drama, and all genuine with the heart and wisdom only a mother can have. We know her story will move you, her openness about depression may help you, and her laundry list of ailments will make you go, "Wow, I didn't even know you could have all those things at once!" Enjoy Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihe...
Jan 27, 2017•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Yeah, ok America, today is not gonna be the best day, but thank god it's also #GuysWeFucked day! On today's ep, co-hosts Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedy personality/podcaster/DJ/@notes2myselfie creator JILLY HENDRIX to chat about her first time (the lawn), sluts v. prudes, being a female DJ, living a more Jewish life, The Notebook, body image, models, and havin' big 'ole boobies! PLUS: ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK BUT WORSE AND IN REAL LIFE NOT ON NETFLIX. Want more episod...
Jan 20, 2017•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast After Corinne describes a visit from a ghost of dating past, the girls sit down with 68-year-old author, performer, advocate, and gender outlaw KATE BORNSTEIN to talk about what it was like to get gender confirmation surgery in the 80s, how you turn a penis into a vagina, sex for a trans person, advice for young people going through similar struggles, 101 alternatives to suicide, and a whole bunch of other stuff just for the fun of it. Really, anything that's not mean. PLUS: Orange Is The New Bl...
Jan 13, 2017•2 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast HAPPY NEW YEAR, #FUCKERS! Krystyna found some zen, Corinne found a sport she's actually good at, and, if you're a female comedian, you'll find out open mics feature a lot of men making rape jokes. On today's episode of #GuysWeFucked, comedian/producer/writer CALISE HAWKINS sits down with the gals of Sorry About Last Night to overshare -- her specialty! From her days as a Pound Puppy toting bully's dream to her transformation into an attractive mom ready to learn from millennials and forget her e...
Jan 06, 2017•2 hr 52 min•Transcript available on Metacast A serious plea from Krystyna. A letter from a woman who would've been a house slave. This episode is a funny sandwich on some heavy bread. Today, Corinne & Krystyna welcome comedian and podcaster, MARA MAREK. Mara's probably done a lot more than you. She's probably been married more than you, she's probably been divorced more than you, she's probably done more drugs than you, drank more alcohol than you, and also had a lot more fun than you. Oh, btw, we also talk about that time she was forc...
Dec 30, 2016•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast You're either a woman or a man, right? Well, no. On this week's episode, Corinne & Krystyna finally sit down and talk with a person who identifies as non-binary. Their name is SAM ESCOBAR, they're a Senior Editor at Bustle, and they're pretty fucking cool. From the pronouns to the Internet comments to the dating to the fact that non-binary is NOT trans, the three sluts cover it all. Yes, non-binary folks can be sluts, too (some even have it tattooed to their body). PLUS: NO MATTER YOUR RELAT...
Dec 23, 2016•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast THREE. FUCKING. YEARS. Who the fuck could have predicted this fucking shit? THANK YOU! On today's super special anniversary episode of #GuysWeFucked, Krystyna is bringing sexy back (byebyebye, birth control & very sorry for those two Justin Timberlake references right in a row) and Corinne is physically allergic to intimacy! AND THEN, we bring back one of the show's most popular guests of all-time, MIKE BROWN, to fill us in on the end of the saga that is his relationship with ex-bae, Corinne...
Dec 09, 2016•2 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Have you ever gotten high before taking an airplane? Nah, we mean like reeeeeeally, really high. Like the kind of high where the stewardess has to say something. Krystyna did that. And today, she tells the tale. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna interview comedian RICH VOS about his old dick (it still works, you animals), the best room in which to fuck one's wife, cum that drips instead of squirts, and raising daughters. Obviously. Logical progression of a highbrow ...
Dec 02, 2016•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast Drunk in a hotel room in Cleveland, Ohio, co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna bring you the most magical ad-reads of all-time (like, seriously, they should win some sort of award) followed by a balls-to-the-wall live episode of #GUYSWEFUCKED where the guest is...#fuckers just like you! Hang tight as C&K bring to the stage listeners to talk about their hesitance to do anal, awful sexting (YO YO MARIO!!), and why jaws and dicks sometimes don't get along. This was one of the most fun episodes to re...
Nov 25, 2016•2 hr 56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today's guest, fierce-as-fuck feminist comedian MOLLY AUSTIN, teaches co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson that Atlanta International Airport is the largest sex trafficking hub in the USA, explains how being on bedrest forces you to face yourself in a way you probably haven't before, why there are better things to be than pretty, why D.A.R.E. worked her last nerve, and explains how she accidentally blew meth that ONE time. PLUS: Thoughts on thoughts on Hillary Clinton. SAY THANK YOU...
Nov 18, 2016•2 hr 34 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today's episode is brought to you by BADGERFACE BEAUTY SUPPLY (a #fucker-run company)! Use code GUYS10 to get 10% your order of $25 or more today - https://www.badgerfacebeautysupply.com Hillary Clinton isn't our president-elect. We did a podcast live. This guy told us how we could all squirt -N- shit. He was right. WHAT IS LIFE? SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 SAMANTHA BEE'S HILLARY CLINTON P...
Nov 11, 2016•2 hr 56 min•Transcript available on Metacast You're cheating on your boyfriend with a married man. The guy you used to date raped you in an ambulance and then was sent to console a rape victim. You know, you had a bad day. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with actor ROMANY MALCO, son of a West Indian man with some unique advice about how to treat a pussy. The three fans of sex get into a fascinating conversation about the kinds of citizens Americans are trained to be, how we dehumanize one another th...
Nov 04, 2016•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna learn from their guest -- lawyer and domestic abuse survivor, ASHLEY -- that sometimes you don't choose your career, your career chooses you. Ashley's story is so thrilling and hard to believe that it feels like a movie -- the only trouble is she actually had to live through these events. Denial, restraining orders, strangling, screaming, rape, roofies...Halloween won't seem scary at all when once you hear what Ashley has s...
Oct 28, 2016•2 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast PHILLY AREA HILLARY-LOVING #FUCKERS!! If you wanna help out fellow #fucker SHONA KARP in supporting Hillary Clinton, sign up to volunteer via this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1AtmP9AitflD5Npd1rWPq-4MEf1VaOp_Jwi4W5NM_-So/viewform?edit_requested=true Corinne doesn’t like to 69. Krystyna doesn't like to 69. Why do both of their boyfriends like to 69? On this week’s episode of #GuysWeFucked, the girls are coming to you from New Orleans with MTV Girl Code’s CARLY AQUILINO to chat about gett...
Oct 21, 2016•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast James may be voting for Trump, but this week he did the nicest thing any boyfriend has ever done for Corinne, meanwhile Krystyna and Stephen took a sex class because, hey, you can never know too much. On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with ex Islam extremist, MUBIN SHAIKH, to talk about sexuality in the Quran, multiple wives, Osama Bin Laden, life in Syria, suicide bombing for the promise of 72 virgins, hanging out with terrorists, raping your own people, an...
Oct 14, 2016•2 hr 52 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week's guest has been very open about his depression, but less open about his past as the playboy of comedy -- don't worry, we get him to talk alllllll about that! On today's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with one of NYC's favorite comedians -- CHRIS GETHARD -- to talk about coming to terms with the fact that a fan might kill him, having a crush for 10 years, doing copious amounts of drugs, and what inspired him to first eat ass. PLUS: Why you shouldn't make you...
Oct 07, 2016•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast