SIDE BAR! Don’t worry, we haven’t abandoned our mission, but gays DO love the Oscars. Dan and Bil are joined by very esteemed guest, NOW magazine columnist Glenn Sumi, for a discussion on the Oscars, why we love them, how we feel about the nominees and what we think (or hope) will win. BE WARNED: […]
Feb 23, 2017•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast WE’RE BACK! We had such a lovely break, and now we’re ready for more madness, and we had such a fun time getting together again. Thanks to Dave Cave for the recommendation as Michael, Bil and Dan are back together to review the film Chicks Dig Gay Guys by Nathan Appfel Listen to it here (language warning): […]
Feb 09, 2017•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HANUKKAH! and Everything In Between! We love this time of year, and we couldn’t wait to get together over a cup of hot cocoa and a total piece of shit movie. Join Bil, Michael and Daniel as they Make The Yuletide Gay by Rob Williams Listen to it here (language warning): This […]
Dec 17, 2016•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast We had a great letter from William Madison, the author of a book Dan recommended on Madeline Kahn, and he very kindly gave us this month’s BGM! Mikey was passed out under the bar the night we recorded, so Daniel and Bil have a sober but enlightening conversation about the nearly forgotten early eighties classic Happy Birthday, Gemini […]
Nov 26, 2016•51 min•Transcript available on Metacast A BGM FIRST: There is a straight man in our midst. We believe in being kind to our inferiors. Bil was joined by the hosts of the Deep Space Nine podcast Raktajino & Root Beer, Matthew and Michael, for this week’s episode of BGM. Join them as they discuss Those People by Joey Kuhn Listen to it here […]
Nov 05, 2016•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re going Live Via Satellite! I had to reach out all the way to Chicago to find people who were willing to watch this one, so join me as I talk to Enzo And Dave from That One Movie podcast as we discuss The Seminarian by Joshua Lim Listen to it here (language warning): This Week’s Recommendations […]
Oct 15, 2016•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast We never miss a Christopher Atkins musical! Bil, Dan and Mike are back together and for our Gay But Not Gay episode and Season Closer, we’re covering the classic 1982 adventure film The Pirate Movie by Ken Annakin Listen to it here (language warning): This Week’s Recommendations Bil loved discovering Emily King and her album The […]
Sep 24, 2016•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re not camping this time, we’re staying at a cabin! That should mean increased comfort, except someone among the group of people stranded by three minutes of rain might be a killer. Or are they all just crazy? It’s like Key Largo with a cock shot. Bil and Dan are joined by director Andrew Lamb and writer Robert Watson for […]
Sep 03, 2016•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Your dad and your boyfriend go camping: who do you think you’ll be more pissed off with when they come back? Not nearly as frustrated as we were with the premise of this movie, that tells us that the best way to deal with homophobic people is to trick them into outdoor activities. Bil, Mike […]
Aug 13, 2016•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast If you want to get married before it’s legal, go to Hawaii, even though it’s legal in Vermont, even though maybe it’s not. We don’t get it, but we watched anyway. Special Guests Matthew Harris and Kevin Calaguiro join Bil for a discussion on Ben & Arthur by Sam Mraovich Listen to it here (language warning): This Week’s Recommendations […]
Jul 23, 2016•50 min•Transcript available on Metacast Matt and Jenn want to have a baby and don’t want to wait to find love; rather than be all clinical about it, they’ve decided that even though they’re best friends, they’ll make a baby the old fashioned way. This isn’t the strangest part of the situation, however: what’s weird is that Bil liked the […]
Jul 02, 2016•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast If you’re going to make a comedy about murder, why not make sure to include every stereotype you can? And while you’re at it, don’t worry about making sense. Join Bil, Dan and Mike as they discuss 9 Dead Gay Guys by Lab Ky Mo Listen to it here (language warning): This Week’s Recommendations Bil thinks […]
Jun 11, 2016•52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Starring on Ellen means you can open a movie, so why not cast Arye Gross as a Montana painter who has found his natural home in New York City before being forced to return to the midwest? We managed to somehow finish the longest movie of all time on this week’s guest panel episode, on which […]
May 21, 2016•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nothing ruins a night at the gay bar like your mom coming in and guilting you in the middle of the dance floor. At least take off your coat and have a drink first? There’s actually a lot of good to be said about this week’s film; dated, sure, but informative? Absolutely. And, at times, […]
Apr 30, 2016•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast One of us is an alcoholic, one of us is deaf, one of us is dying and we’re all adopted: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? Maybe nothing? Let’s find out. On this week’s Guest Panel episode, Bil is joined by Ryan G. Hinds and Phil Skala as they pore over THE PERFECT […]
Mar 19, 2016•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast It’s that tired old situation we always find ourselves in, when your boyfriend leaves the house to go suck your dad off and you’re so over it. If you thought Rob Williams did something magical for murder mysteries in Out To Kill, wait til you see what he does to family drama! Join Bil, Daniel and Michael […]
Feb 27, 2016•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Or as they say it in the film, MAAAAAAAAme. Lucille Ball was nervous about being too old for the part so she rubbed an entire chicken’s worth of fat on the lens every morning, and the result is that when she’s onscreen, you squint. The rest of the time, you wince. The good news is, […]
Feb 06, 2016•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast More gays, more moms. France made a TV movie that we think was looking to educate everybody about having a gay son, and when that gay son has a shack in the backyard to grow plants in. Vive La France! Upon request, Bil, Dan and Mike watch and review JUST A QUESTION LOVE (JUSTE UNE […]
Jan 16, 2016•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Your mom’s kinda okay with you being gay, you met a guy that you’re, like, pretty sweet on and your neighbour is on Mad TV. Obviously you have a lot of conflict in your life, especially since you need to keep your restaurant going, so you invent dumplings for the first time in human history. […]
Dec 26, 2015•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast The wisdom from conservative straight is that God created Adam and Eve, and not Adam and Steve. We have found out, in our film viewing, that this is absolutely true: if there is a god, he could not possibly have created a bad gay movie. Mike, Bil and Dan are back and they’ve answered a […]
Dec 05, 2015•1 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast Lots of things to learn on this episode: firstly, that Scott Wolf has finally aged, secondly that Michael Urie isn’t always brilliant and, mostly, that Bil might be a dog-killer. Want to know more? Listen and find out! This week’s film has got it all: murder, kidnapping, comedy, real estate and trips to Bhutan (or […]
Nov 14, 2015•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re so grateful to our listener who suggested this movie. It had been much too long since we’d watched a gay Mormon movie, and finding out there’s a sequel to this one makes us even happier. Bil welcomes another guest panel including returning guest Phil Skala fresh off his run in The Buddy Holly Story at LOT, as […]
Oct 24, 2015•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast The one thing they have not made enough of is movies about brothers who don’t get along. It’s the freshest plot in the world, and it’s been rehashed with a former BGM star and a hot porn star for some great dramatic possibilities. Or is it? Join Bil, returning guest Steven Jackson and first-time BGM […]
Oct 03, 2015•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast You’ve watched Weekend enough times to know that relationships can’t happen without long, wordless moments of naked, sun-dappled flesh. Our guest panel episode discovered that when Bil was joined by Matthew Harris and Kevin Calaguiro for a discussion of AUGUST by Eldar Rapaport AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX Listen to it here (language warning): While you’re admiring our brilliance, follow us on […]
Sep 12, 2015•50 min•Transcript available on Metacast It was made in 1969, and yet it seems about as modern as Boat Trip…what does that say?. Bil, David and Michael watched it and really need to talk about it. (It’s on Youtube…you can watch it too). Join the BGM boys as they discuss THE GAY DECEIVERS by Bruce Kessler Listen to it here (language warning): […]
Aug 22, 2015•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast If ever a sailing vessel needed to crash into an iceberg and save an actor’s career from its worst possibilities, it is this one. Bil, David and Michael watched it and really needed a vacation right afterward. Join the BGM boys as they discuss BOAT TRIP by Mort Nathan Listen to it here (language warning): […]
Jul 11, 2015•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Honestly, if we were in this movie, we’d have gender re-assignment surgery too…it would be the only way to escape. This week, Bil, Michael and Daniel discuss CAN’T STOP THE MUSIC by Nancy Walker Listen to it here (language warning): While you’re admiring our brilliance, follow us on Twitter and Instagram, like us on Facebook, Give us a […]
Jun 20, 2015•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Magnus and Ryan have decided to not have sex for 6 months until they get to know each other. Because apparently there’s anything new you can learn about a man after a month. Magnus’s friends from all over the country visit him for NYC Pride and plan to have a really hot time, which of course means […]
May 30, 2015•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Casper Andreas leaves the Big Apple behind for an exciting look at the Hollywood Dream. It’s the typical story: Boy Comes to L.A., Boy Becomes a Porn Star, Boy Falls In Love With His John, Roommate Becomes A Fetish Porn Online Superstar. You know, typical. But it is art? You watch it and decide, and […]
May 09, 2015•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Before they let Alice know she was STILL Alice, Wash West and Richard Glatzer spent years making porn to research a movie about the porn industry….and it’s possible the research turned out better than the result. Join Bil, Daniel and Michael for a look at THE FLUFFER by Wash West, Richard Glatzer Available on Google Play Listen to […]
Apr 18, 2015•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast