welcome one and all to the first ever, LOVER GIRLS AWARDS!!! nominated by you, voted by you, announced by me (and a few special guests). thank you guys so much for such an incredible year, i'm living in a dream! and i never forget it! thank you for being here and letting me do what i love every single day of my life. let's do it again next year, shall we? season 4 returns on january 16th! 💌 lover girls worldwide end of year feedback form! https://forms.gle/8K6SxGVppXSFjUri9 💌 spill your guts h...
Dec 27, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep 99•Transcript available on Metacast in today's episode, we're talking about an app on my phone that's destroying my life, continuing to reflect on my desire to feel protected in relationships, and then! the politics of public friendship fall outs, a vague commentary on the brianna chickenfry x grace o'malley friend breakup that's been all over my for you page this week. let's chat!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – this app is ruining my life 04:30 – i didn't realize this was a hot take 09:20 – re: feeling protected in partnerships 30:27 – th...
Dec 20, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep 98•Transcript available on Metacast lover girls ASSEMBLE... today, we're being haters (and we're half joking but we're also so serious) and we're talking about relationship hoppers, the worst songs of all time, ex classmates chiming in a decade later, and then we're getting sweet and talking about queer discovery and some insecurities of mine that have popped up along the way lol we have range, mama! this is the beauty of the sleepover! 🏆 LOVER GIRLS AWARDS VOTING: https://forms.gle/W5mwN1yv5hykuZhz8 TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – followed...
Dec 13, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep 97•Transcript available on Metacast For thousands of unique gifts & 15% off your first order, visit https://UncommonGoods.com/emotionallyonline in today's episode, we're offering a critique of babies on planes, an insight into becoming less tech savy post-internet breaks, a release after going off birth control, and a rant about the death of personal style... strap in! 🏆 lover girl awards nominations form: https://forms.gle/TZhYovFgYUKD8H4n7 TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – life recap 04:30 – babies on planes etiquette 09:24 – in my boomer e...
Dec 06, 2024•58 min•Ep 96•Transcript available on Metacast a mini episode! i had limited time this week with the holiday but still wanted to get an episode together for you guys to talk wicked, being type cast as a villain, and the difference between call outs and call ins. love u, hope ur all having a relaxing weekend with people you love TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – the tooniest time of year 04:15 – i saw WICKED 11:12 – oscars predictions 13:51 – fine, type cast me as your villain 21:41 – THE LOVER GIRL AWARDS 24:07 – call outs vs. call ins 💌 spill your guts...
Nov 29, 2024•33 min•Ep 95•Transcript available on Metacast For thousands of unique gifts & 15% off your first order, visit https://UncommonGoods.com/emotionallyonline lover girls worldwide assemble! today, we're talking spotify wrapped predictions, going through an emotionally chaotic time and taking several submissions about friendship breakups and how to navigate them. i hope you're relaxing this weekend! mwah! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – spotify wrapped predictions 10:36 – eager for awards season 19:12 – inspired AND overwhelmed 24:21 – friendship breakups ...
Nov 22, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep 94•Transcript available on Metacast hope you've been taking care of yourself in the wake of well... everything. today, we're talking about all of it: the election, feminine rage, and why we're reprimanded for our lack of empathy towards misogynists (i'll give you a hint...🙄) if you need a break from all of this, please take that break. but if you need to rage, let's rage. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – hi 02:30 – election night 05:05 – a list of people who should unfollow me 13:40 – i feel a lot of anger 16:08 – transphobia in blue states ...
Nov 17, 2024•59 min•Ep 93•Transcript available on Metacast For thousands of unique gifts & 15% off your first order, visit www.UncommonGoods.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE girl, it's emotionally online time girl... and this week, we're joined again by one of my favorite people, the illustrious MEG RUOCCO! i've been dying to have meg back on the podcast so we can talk about my venture back onto tiktok, why men aren't allowed to say they have a type anymore, and indulge in your audience submissions about hating your best friends boyfriend, watching your friends cr...
Nov 01, 2024•2 hr 5 min•Ep 92•Transcript available on Metacast jury duty may have kept us separated for a week but NO LONGER, I'M BACK ON THE MIC! and we have so much to talk about! today, we're reminiscing on my teenage fangirl era and chatting about the loss of liam payne. we're talking about bringing back shame, being a girls girl, and rolling our eyes at people that ask the dreaded, "are you dating right now?" question. grab your snack and a little bev, the show is about to begin!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i survived jury duty 08:59 – ladle was adopted! 11:...
Oct 26, 2024•56 min•Ep 91•Transcript available on Metacast it’s october! but are we feeling the fall season yet? today, we’re chatting about halloween horrors of years past, i give my formal review of joker 2, and we dive into a long conversation about AI, the current state of the creator landscape, and the importance (or lack thereof) of popularity metrics. i’m on a train to go see one of my high school besties get married this weekend and celebrate love for 3 days straight. smooch your pets for me, mwah! xx TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – halloween trauma 17:18 ...
Oct 13, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep 90•Transcript available on Metacast lover girls! we're gushing! mostly about lady gaga this week (deserved) but also about the substance, my sweet angel fosters, and choosing to be childless. i'm writing this description as i'm getting ready to go spend time with my parents this weekend while they're visiting new york. hug your people for me, mwah! xx TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – kitty updates 06:45 – shoutout to the lover gxrls 09:12 – digitizing my closet 14:43 – movie review: strange darling (SPOILERS + TW: SA) 29:56 – the substance an...
Oct 04, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep 89•Transcript available on Metacast cried while filming this and then cried again while editing it... WHY CAN'T I STOP TIME??? WHY IS IT ALL MOVING SO FAST??? today i'm chatting (crying) about getting older, mourning the eras where family and friends lived closer, and worrying about what the future holds and how we'll all remain intertwined when things get more different. from crying to my therapist, to crying to my dad, to crying for your listening pleasure... this is emotionally online baby! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i would die for ...
Sep 28, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep 88•Transcript available on Metacast it's been a long september already folks, a month full of bad periods, reflections on friendship, and two of the cutest foster kittens the world has ever known. today, we're talking about some of your recent friendship conflicts, the ethics of having sex with someone who's anti-feminist, and what we've learned from witnessing chappell roan set boundaries with her audience. lots to discuss! strap in! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – bad periods are haunting me 06:17 – submissions begin! 06:25 – my besties/ro...
Sep 16, 2024•45 min•Ep 87•Transcript available on Metacast check your voter registration, register to vote, and learn what's on the ballot for you: https://www.vote.org/ donate to operation olive branch: https://www.gofundme.com/f/operationolivebranch after being entrenched in american propaganda for a week, i'm happy to be home and deep in processing of all that i observed and all that i'm anticipating as we move through this election cycle. today, i'm chatting through some reflections being one of the creators invited to experience the DNC for myself ...
Sep 06, 2024•53 min•Ep 86•Transcript available on Metacast this week, we're catching up on my few weeks away! we're talking psychic grifters, being a mini golf prodigy, and getting ready to head to the DNC in just a few short days. in the submission box this week, we're digging into our insecurities, chatting big areolas, and whether or not it's a big deal to be so sentimental! love ya! thanks for being here! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – back from maine! 01:46 – overheating 04:55 – old women driving cybertrucks 06:42 – mini golf champ 09:02 – psychic grifters 1...
Aug 17, 2024•53 min•Ep 85•Transcript available on Metacast i'm writing to you from york beach, maine!! watching the waves crash outside of my window for one final day before heading back to new york tomorrow. today's episode is all about red flag reflections, how audiences get caught up in delivering justice to collaborators of people like cody ko, the love island finale, and a farewell to miss moldy mae!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – foster life reflections 09:34 – i've never been in a relationship, is this a red flag? 21:55 – collaborators speaking out: cody...
Aug 10, 2024•1 hr•Ep 84•Transcript available on Metacast robbie's back on the pod to celebrate the hard launch of our latest favorite word: celibatuationships. today we're nailing down the boundaries of what it means to be in a celibatuationship, reminiscing on our former crushes that made it into our mount crushmores, and confirming that brat summer is a flirty summer. join the email list for the crete trip: https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe/greece/greece-with-maddie-dragsbaek-jun-2025 tickets to robbie's august and september shows: https://thepit.my...
Jul 26, 2024•2 hr 7 min•Ep 83•Transcript available on Metacast after taking an unexpected hiatus to take care of some stuff in my personal life, i'm back and ready to talk about well... everything! some life updates from me, my opinions on the hottest horror movies of the summer, a breakdown of the cody ko situation and how the internet chooses to treat "unlikable women", followed by of course, some love island recap catch up. sorry for two weeks without the pod! go smooch your pets for me! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – life updates 03:51 – longlegs vs. maxxxine 17:...
Jul 20, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep 82•Transcript available on Metacast i'm back in brooklyn and boy do we have things to catch up on! i've got some reflections for me and some questions for you when it comes to the community we're building over here and i'm dying for your input!! then we're chatting about coming out as bisexual while in a relationship, dating someone with opposing political views, and how your fear of singlehood is holding you back!! topping it off, of course, by discussing the last 2 weeks of love island... CAN'T WAIT BABES TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – ca...
Jul 01, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Ep 81•Transcript available on Metacast writing this to you as i'm FINALLY sitting back at my desk in brooklyn! i was in spain, then i got home and immediately went off to a friend's bachelorette so my time to edit has been limited but I'M BACK! and i've been filming so much content for y'all so strap in!! this week, we're talking about my joey chestnut fixation, the line between what your partner should intuitively know and what you should tell them, sharing a bed with friends while in a relationship, and how to be a good friend to y...
Jun 25, 2024•2 hr 30 min•Ep 80•Transcript available on Metacast hi besties!!! bit of a shorter episode today because i've gotta get my booty on over to SPAIN to hang out with some of y'all for a week hehehe but i'm here and we're talking about jealousy, conditional love, and OF COURSE, love island season 11 week 1. let's get into it!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – cat therapy 10:00 – submissions begin! 10:10 – reopening doors previously closed 13:35 – jealous of my boyfriends girl best friend 22:05 – girlfriend said her love was conditional on my weight 33:26 – LOVE...
Jun 07, 2024•57 min•Ep 79•Transcript available on Metacast summer is HERE, the weather is HOT, and i am SQUASHING THE DAILY PENETRATION RUMORS ONCE AND FOR ALL. today, we're correcting the record, talking about how often you should be having sex in a relationship, reductive advice like "if he wanted to he would" and the pressure to pursue a "wedding bod". lover girls assemble!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – fostering updates 12:24 – traveling to spain with some of the lovers soon :) 16:48 – yearning girls worldwide playlist is HERE!!! 17:53 – brits vs. american...
May 31, 2024•1 hr•Ep 78•Transcript available on Metacast bumble... count your days... this week, i'm talking about bumble's insane anti-celibacy rebrand, making the mistake of recommending challengers to my parents, getting into a groove with the right therapist, and a follow up to the recent karaoke fiasco! oh also... i'm a foster mom now! which is the reason for my mysterious absence last week (i really thought i was gonna be able to plan, film, edit, and upload all in the same day... she was ambitious for sure) anyways! enjoy! and follow me on ig t...
May 24, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep 77•Transcript available on Metacast For 50% off your first Care/of subscription order, go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code emotionallyonline50! thirst season is upon us and i have no thoughts in my brain except for horny screaming and things i remembered to write down in my notes app... needless to say, this episode is a grab bag of topics ranging from my solution for resolving the brit vs. american beef, the man vs. bear debate ending relationships, and whether or not birthdays are a burden. strap in, happy friday! love y...
May 10, 2024•47 min•Ep 76•Transcript available on Metacast mango and i are back in the stu and today, we're talking about the latest in bisexual wins: challengers (sans spoilers!) and the latest in bisexual losses: me getting ketchup foot at the alamo drafthouse. then we're hitting some juicy audience submissions and handing out some tough love where necessary because hey! you asked for it! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – mango's in the stu! 01:47 – bisexual world domination 04:03 – challengers thoughts (no spoilers!) 08:31 – people pleasing at the alamo drafthous...
May 03, 2024•55 min•Ep 75•Transcript available on Metacast we're rambling today, folks! today, i'm chatting about how rewatching some old videos of myself from when i was a teenager made me feel reminiscent for a time i wasn't constantly aware of other people's judgement! yes, we're talking about how to stop caring what everyone thinks of you but truthfully, i don't have any concrete answers yet! the sleepover is getting these thoughts straight off the dome so this is the first draft mama!! then i hop into an audience submission about healing your relat...
Apr 26, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep 74•Transcript available on Metacast CHEEX is the ultimate platform for $ecsual empowerment! Click this link https://linktr.ee/cheexfreetrial or head to g e t c h e e x . c o m and use my code MADDIE to get 7 days of free unlimited access to their platform full of ethically made and feel-good adult movies, audio erotica, and educational tutorials and workshops in their Pleasure Academy (The offer applies when you select the yearly subscription option as a new customer, but you can cancel anytime or switch to the monthly plan during...
Apr 19, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep 73•Transcript available on Metacast for 50% off your first Care/of subscription order, go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code emotionallyonline50! the besties are back! ashley and micha are joining me this week from boston where we're chatting about the hiring procedures at lovers international, a secret that i've held deep within my spirit for years out of sheer embarrassment, and my phobia of vomit paired with some gross college drinking stories (check those timestamps if you wanna skip that section lol). apologies for the ...
Apr 12, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep 72•Transcript available on Metacast at tonight's slumber party, i am joined by the one and only meg ruocco! and boy did you guys come in with the JUICE for today's episode... we've got some listener beef to settle first and foremost but we've also got lots to talk about when it comes to dating as a fat person and dealing with fetishization, libido shifts, trusting in the universe vs. taking action, ricky stanicky, and the importance of periods of prolonged singlehood! let's do it baby! meg's tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruoc...
Apr 05, 2024•2 hr 2 min•Ep 71•Transcript available on Metacast oh i got passionate in today's episode hahahaha today, we're talking about pregnancy scares, shallow boyfriends, and the death of relatability. i've got some reflections on the last two months of heartache, some demands for who needs to be bullied next, and some men that i would like to put firmly in their place so without further ado... let's just get in there besties!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – sports uniforms are recital costumes 05:47 – grind city, population me 12:03 – the death of relatability...
Mar 29, 2024•55 min•Ep 70•Transcript available on Metacast 
