Fuzztown Stories In this episode Occult Investigator Gilbert Peach is on the hunt for a mysterious object. But will this prove to be his undoing? Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Ready by: NATHANIEL KENT Special thanks to audio wizard OLIVER MORRIS for his editing help. Be sure to check out his podcast: http://kaneandfeels.libsyn.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What is Fuzztown? A short introduction to the stories that you will hear! And make sure if you enjoy the podcast please leave us a review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's here! The true sign that another season of FotHS is over, it's leaves turning red to purple and gently falling to the forest bed below in preparation for the harsh winter months ahead: The Annual QnA Episode! Tune in for Jon, Matt, Marcus, and Will explaining how Sunshine is made and answering YOUR questions! Thanks for listening! See you soon for... oh, maybe just listen to hear what we're up to next! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
SEASON 2 -- Addendum 5: Dankent Sang Bass Meanwhile, in space... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
SEASON 2 -- Episode 15: Night of the Living Elder Fuzz Previously on Days of Future Fuzz. Pangla, Dankent, and Valborg arrived at the outskirts of Fuzzopolis just in time to see the Elder Fuzz controlled by mama boob to rise from its sleep and start to destroy the city. Meanwhile Fuzzo, Prof Y, and Feltina made their escape. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the season finale! Episode 15: Night of the Living Elder Fuzz. written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixe...
SEASON 2 -- Episode 14: Better to Reign in Fuzz Than Serve in Heaven Previously on Days of Future Fuzz Pangla broadcasted her message of love to the world and inspired the people to rise up. Her brother Emperor Fuzzo was deposed in coup by his own mother’s boob! He’s been taken by Feltina to a fate unknown. And just as Pangla, Dankent, and Valborg were about to head to Fuzzopolis the 3rd Felt Legion began their assault on our heroes. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the new episode...
SEASON 2 -- Episode 13: Götterdänkenterung Previously on Days of Future Fuzz. Pangla was resurrected in the mancaroni oven of G.G. Scrumptious and has a message to unite the world. Meanwhile Prof Y is still a prisoner in the castle of Fuzz in his capital Fuzzopolis. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the new episode! Episode 13: Götterdänkenterung. written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad ch...
SEASON 2 -- Addendum 4: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Dankent Meanwhile, in space... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
SEASON 2 -- Episode 12: The Unbearable Fuzziness of Feltina Guernica Previously on Days of Future Fuzz – Dankent and Valborg reached the G.G. Scrumptious Fast Casual Eatery – Where Fun Is Always on the Menu – and put Panglo’s remains and the goop in the mancaroni oven to cook. Meanwhile Feltina is interrogating Prof Y trying to find out her plan. And I’m sure Fuzzo and Mama Boob are also up to something. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the new episode! Episode 11: The Unbearable F...
SEASON 2 -- Episode 11: The Ballad of GG Scrumptious, Part 2 Ah! I see that you’ve returned! And just in time, for, as we’ve learned, GG has found a strange stranger visitin’... Yes, out from the storm and into his kitchen... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
SEASON 2 -- Episode 10: The Fjords of Greenland Are Not But Fuzz Previously on Days of Future Fuzz: Feltina is ordered make Prof Y love the Fuzz. The Matriarch has demanded Dankent’s cobalt hamhock. Will they ever be able to revive Panglo? What about that 3rd Dankent in the pudding factory? What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the new episode! Episode 10: The Fjords of Greenland Are Not But Fuzz. written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Baga...
SEASON 2 -- Addendum 3: The 5,000 Surgeries of Doctor Lu Meanwhile, in space... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
SEASON 2 -- Episode 9: Fear of a Fuzz Planet Previously on Days of Future Fuzz: Prof Y was confronted by Feltina Guernica and her Fuzz Forces. Valborg and Dankent were brought to a neoclassical Rotunda in Bicentralia New Jersey by a group of robotic first ladies. Their leader? The Matriarch. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the new episode! Episode 9: Fear of a Fuzz Planet. written by Jonathan A. Goldberg music by Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will...
SEASON 2 -- Episode 8: Battle Hymn of the Refuzzblic WARNING! WARNING! THERE IS A SWEAR (!) IN THE FIRST SONG, AROUND 6 MIN IN. HIDE CHILDREN IN CUPBOARDS BEFORE LISTENING! Previously on Days of Future Fuzz: Future Dankent sacrificed himself so that Past Dankent and Valborg could escape with Panglo’s bits and the can of goop. They’re headed to the first G.G. Scrumptious Casual Eatery - where fun is always on the menu - to revive the puppet Panglo. Meanwhile bloodthirsty general Feltina Guernica ...
SEASON 2 -- Episode 7: The Ballad of GG Scrumptious, Part 1 Oh hello there, what’s that? You want a story? Something real and true, but perhaps, too, allegory? Oh well, let me see, let me see, let me have a drink, and think up a story worth your time - let me think... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
“10010011” 1 00 0 1 00 1 1 10 00 1 Please send positive feedback to yputerpoems@gmail.com Y-Puter is Billy Griffin, Jr written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
SEASON 2 -- Addendum 2: Epilogue for a Heavy Drinker Meanwhile, in space... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
“You Browse My Browser But Not Me” Why do you browse my browser but not me The world wide web has got nothing to see The wiki you use can’t give you the facts Of the play of our life in twelve brutal acts! Browse me, don’t just surf and shop for slacks … Log off and log into me. And then we’ll both be. Free. Please send positive feedback to yputerpoems@gmail.com Y-Puter is Billy Griffin, Jr written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Will Melones Learn more about your ...
SEASON 2 -- Episode 6: Battle of Thermos and Pie, or, The 300 Blend Previously on Days of Future Fuzz – Lord Commander Feltina Guernica laid a trap for Valborg and the Dankents in the ruined Sparta Galleria. The only escape is through the narrow Thermos and Pie Café. Elsewhere in Fuzzopolis Emperor Fuzzo awaits the result of the battle. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the next episode! Episode 6: Battle of Thermos and Pie, or, The 300 Blend! ///// written by Jonathan Goldberg and ...
“File Not Found” What was once saved is over written By the edits we make that are like kittens Grown to cats, I never saw a cat except That one in the bowtie. Autobiographical jazz. I once downloaded all of music but the only song I sang was yours. If I could cry I’m afraid I’m short out. But I’ll never be short on time. Cause it keeps on going. A scientist once said That we are all falling into orbit with each other. That we are the end all be all end all end all Of our gravity and the moon ma...
SEASON 2 -- Episode 5: Crisis on Infinite Dankents WARNING: There are naughty SWEARS in today's first song! Well, really just one swear twice. It's the S word, so just pretend it's S Town and go about your day. Previously on Days of Future Fuzz – Lord Commander Feltina Guernica and Emperor Fuzzo plot to kill Valborg and the Dankents. Will our heroes be able to resurrect Panglo? What's happening to Brushee? What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the next episode! Episode 5: Crisis on Infi...
“Copper Wire” Some say, they say, we say, we are Copper wire. Stripped from the house. They steal it you know. Them who? Them us. We are them who strip. We sell the wire, for a quick fit. Hit. Hit me up and hit me hard. Spank my keys. Oh yes, spank them to forget the broken Days of empty yelling and the bottle that Left your spit and oh I want to lick the rim Taste you sweet. Coppery. Like blood. The city is a vampire, you say. Cause it sucks. I laugh unsure, unproud. Too loud. But then again I ...
SEASON 2 -- Episode 4: The Puppet Who Mistook His Mother for a Breast Previously on Days of Future Fuzz – Past and Future Dankent collide and are tasked by Prof Y to resurrect the puppet Panglo by going to the first G.G. Scrumptious Casual Eatery – Where Fun Is Always on the Menu – in Bicentralia New Jersey. Their guide: the Greenlandic tracker Valborg. Meanwhile Emperor Fuzzo rules with the aid of his Lord Commander Feltina Guernica and his sentient boob mother. Also Brushee faces his past whil...
“backlog” Let’s all find our way to DOS In the backlogs of our own emotions. Upwards, downwards, sideways, across. I have seen dreams and files lost Like so many ships sunk in the oceans Let’s all find our way to DOS If I were a meal I’d want to be sauced In the warm touch of your simple notions Upwards, downwards, sideways, across. My feelings somethipitchng that can be easily tossed Like a coin to a bum or spread like lotions? Let’s all find our way to DOS A rolling processor gathers no moss B...
SEASON 2 -- Addendum 1: The Cat’s Pajamas Meanwhile, in space... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Please send praise to YPuterPoems@gmail.com “Electric Sizzle” I have it here It is so dear. Electronic Almost sonic Sizzle and hiss Oh Did it miss Like a dream died Sizzled and fried. Frozen solid. Blue screen my vid Input received I am deceived By the blinking By the stinking Lies. Please send positive feedback to yputerpoems@gmail.com Y-Puter is Billy Griffin, Jr written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...
SEASON 2 -- Episode 3: Live and Let Dankent Previously on Days of Future Fuzz – Fuzzo and his forces led by General Feltina Guernica defeated the Y Team so Prof Y decided to send Detective Dankent to get his past self and bring him to the future. Meanwhile we learned Madame Sunshine’s fuzzy right boob survived the Sanitarium fire and is now helping her son rule. Also Brushee is still alive and regaining his humanity. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the new episode! Episode 3: Live...
“Caps Lock Error” Shift to yell. Shift to start a sentence that I cannot write. Shift makes the letter tall, bright. And I yell in fonts preselected long ago. Why must I shift so? Shift is the secret to making you stand out in a crowd I wish I was loud, shifting my letter, my ideas, my … dreams? Maybe it was all a joke. You accidently left it so The caps lock was on. How is it a lowercase and capital came to be paired Like mother and child, a dotted I grows tall and serifed. But still the “I” I ...
Content Warning: The first song in this episode contains a character speaking frankly about a suicide attempt. It’s around 7 minutes in if you want to skip it. Thanks as always for listening. Previously on Days of Future Fuzz: Ellen Cantrell, now Punchline, has joined up with Professor Y and her super group - the Y team - to defeat Emperor Fuzzo and return the world to its pre-fuzzed state! They were about to achieve their goal when the brutal general Feltina Guernica fired her secret weapon: th...
“Y-Puter, I Puter!” Can a computer feel with an electric brain – Does my mouse touch me or am I touching the mouse Wireless, but not un-wired in this too quiet house When my recycle bin empties what shall remain? Defrag me, I say, but updates go ignored must I explain – My C-drive heart is as wide as the lost city of Taos Can a computer feel with an electric brain – Does my mouse touch me or am I touching the mouse Sticky keys turn them off, why does this alt-shift stain The memory that is corru...
