Roi Gold's Newest Podcast is here! We are excited to present with you the first episode! If you like it subscribe on the podcatcher of your choice and visit: www.landwhalepod.com for more! Our story begins with The Four Elementals - Maryanne Blud, Eugene Neddly, Hiram Blud, and Anjus Troop. A group of scientifically minded friends who find themselves drawn into a conspiracy! Will Eugene be able to complete his bird release! Will Anjus get her plants planted? Will Hiram be able to warn his friend...
Oct 20, 2021•27 min•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Epilogue: A Sort of Ending Everything must end but with each end comes a new beginning. Thank you for listening! Thank you for all your love and support! Tooth be with you, fuzz be praised. See you one day far away in the next universe! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visit us at: www.podmusical.com Some sounds used within this episode came from www.freesound.com Special thanks to our backers...
Sep 30, 2020•13 min•Transcript available on Metacast Season 3 -- Episode 12: The Brain at the End of the Universe Previously on Our Dumb Universe. Fuzzo sacrificed himself so that Sondra, Pangla, Bloor, and Dankent could escape on the Fartknocker which now has the spirit of Prof Y inside of it. They’re heading to the Ur-Brain at the center of the Universe to bring back Earth and fix what has gone wrong. Will they achieve this goal? What is to be done? By you? Listen to this – the final episode – Episode 12: The Brain at the End of the Universe. Cr...
Sep 23, 2020•46 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Episode 11: Father Nulls Best Previously on Our Dumb Universe – Dankent, Pangla, Fuzzo, Sondra, and Bloor have made it to the Null Treasure ship the location of the Fartknocker the fastest craft in the universe! Velmach Kvold just made a deal to -- really it’s a lot. If this is your first episode it’s … you shouldn’t be jumping in here. Go back and start at the beginning. Really. No? Oh well. Fine. What is to be done? By you listen! To this! The next episode – Episode 11: Father Null...
Sep 16, 2020•30 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Episode 10: The Null Morpheme Previously on Our Dumb Universe. Our group of heroes headed into the evil Null Empire to steal the fastest spaceship in the universe - the Fartknocker - so they could reach the Ur-Brain and fix the broken earth. They met with Velmach Kvold leader of the Null. But then he revealed a starting truth: He’s Dankent’s dad! What is to be done! By you? Listen! To this: the next episode – Episode 10: The Null Morpheme! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Be...
Sep 09, 2020•32 min•Ep 10•Transcript available on Metacast Season 3 - Addendum 3: A Sort of Love The Sorter tells another tale! The Sorter confronts the Announcer and retrieves a special couple for the Egg to learn from! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visit us at: www.podmusical.com Some sounds used within this episode came from www.freesound.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 26, 2020•13 min•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Episode 9: The Left Hand of Dankentness Previously on Our Dumb Universe our odd assemblage of heroes decides to go after the Fartknocker a super-fast space ship in hopes of reaching the Ur-Brain. But to do it they’ll have to sneak into the treasure ship of the Null Empire the most ruthless aliens in the universe. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this! The next episode – Episode 9: The Left Hand of Dankentness. Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, s...
Aug 19, 2020•28 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Episode 8: A Castpod In the Life of Velmach Kvold Previously on Our Dumb Universe. Our group of space stuck heroes are trying to bring back the earth which was destroyed. Feltina is with Beep, Boop, and Bong who are trying to save Huphelumphugus. But perhaps if our heroes can reach the Ur-Brain they can restore earth - but it’s super far away so they need the fastest ship in the universe: The Fartknocker. But it’s currently on the treasure ship of the Null! What is to be done? By You...
Aug 12, 2020•34 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Episode 7: Who Announces the Announcer? Earth was destroyed! A small group of survivors escaped in a ship. Feltina and Huphelumphugus were injured. And now this small ship has been brought to a larger ship where they are guests of a mysterious person. What is to be done? By you? Listen! To this! The new episode! Episode 7: Who Announces the Announcer! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visit us ...
Aug 05, 2020•29 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast Season 3 - Addendum 2: A Rock In a Space Place Redux Somewhere in time, somewhere in space the Sorter tells another tale of something sorted ... Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visit us at: www.podmusical.com Some sounds used within this episode came from www.freesound.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 22, 2020•8 min•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Episode 6: A Swiftly Tilting Pangla Previously on Our Dumb Universe – the earth exploded via a plot by evil aliens called The Null. Our heroes have escaped in Bloor’s beat up little ship. But suddenly a whole host of Null ships have burst onto the scene to destroy everything. What is to be done? By you? Listen! To this! The Next episode: Episode 6: A Swiftly Tilting Pangla. Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed, and edited by Martin D Fowler...
Jul 22, 2020•26 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Episode 5; The Handpuppet’s Tale Previously on Our Dumb Universe – Dankent, Pangla, Huphelumphugus, Sondra, Fuzzo, Valborg, two Combo-first ladies, Glorpo, Bloor, and Feltina all met up in the relay station. They thought they could broadcast a message of peace. But instead they blew up the Earth! What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this! The new episode – Episode 5: The Handpuppet’s Tale! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed and edited ...
Jul 15, 2020•29 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Episode 4; Crumnox, Crumnox Burning Bright Feltina, Glorpo, and Bloor are headed to the relay ship to broadcast their act in hopes of a better gig. Pangla, Huphelumphugus, Sondra, and Dankent are on their way to the relay ship to broadcast Pangla’s message of love. Valborg and Fuzzo are on their way because they pushed a button. Also the Crumnox is about to arrive! What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this! The next episode – Episode 4: Crumnox, Crumnox Burning Bright. Created by ...
Jul 08, 2020•31 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Addendum 1: The Best Laid Plans of Moles and Men The Sorter -- a being that exists outside of time and space -- recounts the fate of Crogus and his crew (including Lyman Keys) below the surface of the earth! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed, and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visit us at: www.podmusical.com Some sounds used within this episode came from www.freesound.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...
Jul 01, 2020•10 min•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Episode 3: Something Fuzzy This Way Comes Previously on Our Dumb Universe – Valborg and Fuzzo have teamed up! Dankent’s brain is sorta fixed. Feltina is now the manager of an intergalactic comedy duo. And the furry earth may collapse! What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this! The next episode – Episode 3 Something Fuzzy This Way Comes. Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed, and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visit us at: www.pod...
Jun 24, 2020•26 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Episode 2: Their Eyes Were Watching Trogus This episode is sponsored by John Detloff! Previously on Our Dumb Universe – the Trogus have invaded and conquered earth. People were forcibly given jobs and peace was brokered. But at what cost? Feltina works at a theatre dealing with the comedy duo Glorpo and Bloor. Fuzzo and Valborg meet up and beat up at a mess hall. And Dankent is zapped and prodded? What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this! The next episode – Episode 2 Their Eyes W...
Jun 17, 2020•35 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Episode 1: Trogus, Dankent, Soldier, Fuzz The Elder Fuzz is defeated. Our heroes, scattered to the winds. Pangla the savior of the world is piloting Lady Liberty a giant robot formed from various robot first ladies. Just as it seemed all hope was won the Trogus – aliens from outer space - have come to earth to demand pudding. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this! The New Season – Our Dumb Universe – Episode 1: Trogus, Dankent, Soldier, Fuzz! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and M...
Jun 10, 2020•32 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 - Predendum: Sorting Things Out Somewhere in space the Externals gather! They speak of the end of the universe! What is happening? It's all part of ... OUR DUMB UNIVERSE! Welcome to Season 3! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visit us at: www.podmusical.com Some sounds used within this episode came from www.freesound.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 03, 2020•7 min•Transcript available on Metacast SEASON 3 -- Episode 0: Recap of The Curse of The Previously On Previously on Days of The Fall of the House of Sunshine - Season 2 and before that ... Season 1! What happened? Let us tell you! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger Recorded, mixed, sound designed, and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visit us at: www.podmusical.com Some sounds used within this episode came from www.freesound.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 27, 2020•9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Carla Gumdonnawitz was an actor on the Sunshine Smile Hour but her story is much more than just that Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: MELISSA LUSK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 29, 2020•17 min•Transcript available on Metacast Reporter Squish Mooshman comes face to face with an old foe. But it doesn't go how he expects! Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: MATT ROI BERGER Check out Matt's band Teen Girl Scientist Monthly: https://teengirlscimo.bandcamp.com/ And check out our great bonus content at Himalaya Plus: https://www.himalaya.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 22, 2020•15 min•Transcript available on Metacast Reporter Squish Mooshman reports the news that you don't need! But is there more to this Mooshman's mooshjourney into the mooshstories? Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: MATT ROI BERGER Check out Matt's band Teen Girl Scientist Monthly: https://teengirlscimo.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 15, 2020•14 min•Transcript available on Metacast A yarn division agent goes to Furiname to bring down the corrupt governor Bongle-Bingle Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: JAY AGEE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 08, 2020•21 min•Transcript available on Metacast The story of the secret guardian of New Molar -- THE ALVEOLAR! Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: AMANDA JONES To learn more about Amanda check out this: http://www.amandajones.biz/ To learn more about Fuzztown check out this: www.podmusical.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 01, 2020•14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Recounted via a series of letters: Martin Felton worked at a pudding factory. But when a mysterious visitor visits him everything changes. Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: JAMES OLIVA Make to to check out James Oliva's fantastic podcast What's the Frequency for some amazing out there audio adventure! https://wtfrequency.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 25, 2020•13 min•Transcript available on Metacast Recounted via a series of letters: Martin Felton worked at a pudding factory. But when a mysterious visitor visits him everything changes. Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: JAMES OLIVA Make to to check out James Oliva's fantastic podcast What's the Frequency for some amazing out there audio adventure! https://wtfrequency.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 18, 2020•15 min•Transcript available on Metacast Recounted via a series of letters: Martin Felton worked at a pudding factory. But when a mysterious visitor visits him everything changes. Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: JAMES OLIVA Make sure to to check out James Oliva's fantastic podcast What's the Frequency for some amazing out there audio adventure! https://wtfrequency.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 11, 2020•17 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Fuzz War has many stories this is one of them. Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: Graham Rowat For more Graham action or gramtion check out his website at: http://www.grahamrowat.com/ For more fuzztown check out www.podmusical.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 04, 2020•16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sally Fuzzworthy works in an office. Little does she know she's about to intersect with the main narrative. But does it matter? Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: SARAH GOLDING Check out her amazing work here: https://sarahgoldingvoiceactorandmore.weebly.com/podcasts.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 26, 2020•19 min•Transcript available on Metacast Fuzztown Stories In part 2 we find Gilbert captured! Can he get the mysterious object he's looking for? Or is his goose cooked? Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: NATHANIEL KENT Special thanks to audio wizard OLIVER MORRIS for his help editing the episode. Check out his amazing podcats here: http://kaneandfeels.libsyn.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 19, 2020•17 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
