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Zombie Eaters Podcast

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Comedy
Zombie Eaters Podcast Paulie Phirm sits down each week and banters about music, the complexities of navigating in a world that has become overly-sensitive and staunchly politically correct.
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Man with little mustache, city with bad smell and football team.

Phirm & Long Loins return from vacation and are back with a bang. Paulie talks about how he tormented a former co-worker with a dumb mustache named Manoli. Long Loins has a Savanna Affair with a flexible banana, and Paulie wishes Will Smith and the city of Buffalo, New York would kill themselves already.

Mar 31, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 33

How bad is a bipolar 2 on the crazy Richter scale?

Long Loins and Paulie Firm discuss weird celebrity encounters in bathrooms, Paulie's hatred of the Los Angeles Lakers, etiquette all around and abrupt endings.

Mar 16, 2022•1 hr 29 min•Season 2Ep. 31

Creamy Jesus

Ponytails, awkward moments, the best Joker, and politics.

Mar 09, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 30

"How did I become the wildcard?"

In this episode, Paulie and Long Loins discuss the great Pete Mardukis and how Long Loins got hoodwinked by a Girl Scout. Then, Long Loins presents Paulie different scenario's in life and Paulie explains how he would handle them.

Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 29

"Why do you have a little pencil?"

Paulie and Long Loins discuss Paulie's penchant for little pencils, and how to consider a soft shoulder. Later, they discuss text stress and thinking people are banging Albertsons employees in the bathroom.

Feb 28, 2022•38 min•Season 2Ep. 28

"You Dress like a Well-Intentioned Lesbian from Bangor, Maine."

Paulie rants about COVID restrictions and a professor with an attitude and a questionable wardrobe. Later, the guys rant about the peanut butter incident and a juggalo that decided to brand himself with something that is not attractive to anyone.

Feb 09, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 27

The Life and Death of Arabian Arithmetic

Paulie and Billy talk about mercurial tricksters, tricking people into being racist, and bad Valentine's Day gifts and girlfriends pooping and farting.

Feb 02, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 26

"You've Been Itchy Since Abigail"

Ben and Andrew take their seats in the (ZE) Studio to discuss Pokemon, being told to halt by a real life Jedi, and a bunch of other shit Rosie has no idea about. Later, Rosie's doctor figures out why he's been so itchy, and the ins and out of social media platforms for adult males.

Jan 21, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 26

Chalk Talk

Long Shanks & Paulie firm discuss insincere advice, Hitler having Twitter and what it means for the rest of the world, and how horrible the writing is on Saturday Night Live. Later Paulie discusses how horrible the acting in Hollywood has become as a result of only talented actors being part of the #metoo movement.

Jan 18, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 24

Ohio, Oklahoma, New Jersey, or Florida...Flat Hot & Dumb

Billy Long Loins returns from the health and safety protocol and doesn't miss a beat. Paulie and Billy talk about a vending machine in Ohio with chili and sushi, Paulie's recent breakup, and the hatred Paulie still has for hipsters. cPrYtJQhOjPRsFbxd5SP

Jan 13, 2022•59 min•Season 2Ep. 24

Puppies Dressed as Cats

You are really going to love these puppies dressed as cats

Jan 03, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 20

The Day after Christmas and with Stereotypes Galore

Paulie Firm and Mitch talk about their holidays with family, the absence of a particular family member in a certain community, and the lifelong bond a person forms with their dog. Later, Paulie talks about a woman who escaped from nearly being raped by mind fucking the rapist and how she should give rape escape lessons to women.

Dec 29, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 18

"Do you Identify as an Almond?"

Paulie tries to re-gift a gift Mitch gave him less than a week ago, Paulie discusses his hate of Oat Milk, and why he prefers almond milk. Later, Mitch talks about panties and it is weird as fuck, and so is the what an old man donated on his face.

Dec 20, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 2Ep. 16

Christmas Gender Reveals, Foot Fetishes, and NYC vs LA

Paulie and Mitch B discuss a borderline pedophile that hit on Paulie's girlfriend, who pushed him through a table. Mitch's weird foot fetish, the ins and puts of Los Angeles people versus New York people, and being judged by Jesus.

Dec 13, 2021•57 min•Season 1Ep. 14

A Gang is not a community, you idiot”.

Paulie Firm explains the difference between a gang and a community to Mitch Buchannon, and they discuss how much Paulie hates humanity, but his need to compromise.

Dec 06, 2021•1 hr 30 min•Season 2Ep. 3

Black Friday: Part 1

The first installment of the 7 part holiday series. In this episode Paulie & Long Loins discuss holiday memories and roll out the first 3 new hot buys of the Holiday Shopping Season.

Nov 17, 2021•46 min•Season 1Ep. 9

(ZEP_) PRESENTS: TOO SWEET LAMBRUSCO'S

Paulie Phirm & Billy Long Loins discuss Paulie saying all the wrong things to his girlfriend, Paulie's love of Ween, Frank Zappa, and Primus. How having to set boundaries with male friends is really weird, a weird fettuccini supper, and later, the conclusion of Pantless in Pawtucket.

Nov 11, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 7
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