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Zombie Eaters Podcast

Zombie Eaters Podcast Paulie Phirm sits down each week and banters about music, the complexities of navigating in a world that has become overly-sensitive and staunchly politically correct.
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Episodes

Season 1 Finale

Zack and Rosie sit down for the season 1 finale and pay homage to the Midwestern Cowboy in honor of Zack moving back to Missouri.

Sep 10, 20211 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 26

Rosie Sues the Adult Version of the Nirvana baby for Being a Hipster Pussy

Rosie and Zack share baby pictures, Rosie proudly shares a naked photo of himself and tries to figure out who he can sue for sexual harassment and decides to sue the asshole trying to sue Nirvana. After, Zack and Rosie share stories of finding, throwing, and going poop in places you aren't supposed to go, throw, or find poop. Later, the two discuss Zack setting the date to move home, and his very special day.

Aug 26, 202156 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Your penis needs to stay in it's home...

Zack and Rosie talk about the ins and outs of people being weird with their penises; Delta Airlines and Corona beer going through weird and unintentional smear campaigns. Later, Zack and Rosie talk about Rosie getting kicked in the face by a 6'10'' Russian

Aug 20, 20211 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Rosie Solves Racism; Zack Pees in Pools, and Animal Personalities

Rosie and Zack rant about the environment, and above ground pools. Rosie discusses people that address servers aggressively and how we need to handle them and which species in the animal kingdom most resembles us. Rosie find himself in the midst of a moral quandary after finding out the head of the anti-sponsor is a Jew. Later, Rosie and Zack play a game.

Aug 13, 20211 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 19

A Queef is a Queef, Aunt Jemima, & A Very Nelly-Esque Band-Aid

Rosie sports a band-aid on his cheek similar to the rap artist he shat all over last week, Zack and Rosie discuss the rebranding of several American breakfast staples and the impact, if any, it will have on systemic racism. Rosie talks about the history of racism in Boston and Zack tells about a trip he made to Boston as a child. Later, Rosie petitions to change the plural form of queefs to queeves, clamming in Martha's Vineyard; then Zack forces Rosie into an unwanted conversation about fishing...

Aug 05, 20211 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 18

Rosie carries the load

Rosie decides to record an episode, and even though he is joined by Derik, Rosie still produces 98% of the content. What the fuck is Rosie going to do when Zack leaves...

Jul 25, 202158 min

Zack's First Episode

The very first episode of THEE ZE Podcast featuring Zack.

Jul 24, 20211 hrSeason 1Ep. 3

I've seen you dress slutty...

The beautiful, vivacious, incredibly wonderful Dulcinea sits down with the Zombie Eaters podcast for a conversation.

Jul 09, 202142 minSeason 1Ep. 10

Rosie Checks in to Wish Listeners a Happy 4th of July

Wishing everyone a happy 4th of July and asking for our loyal listeners to help spread the word. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz1APSOCv96__3w4nwpJzIA https://open.spotify.com/show/4e9S4t0fJ8FTAK78oGlZ9Y?si=Yal53hPYSH2AKbQOeTEcwQ&dl_branch=1 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/zombie-eaters-podcast/id1573939195 https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy82MTI1ODI4OC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw== https://www.zombieeaterspodcast.org...

Jul 05, 202111 min

Rosie proposes a Larp-Orgy-Murder-Flamenco Party

Zack appears, and him and Rosie are joined by Daddy Dick Out. Rosie goes off about murdering everyone at a Larp party. Zack highlights Rosie's inability to listen to people when they speak to him; Mike Gates makes an appearance, and later Rosie and Zack discuss life after California.

Jul 04, 202153 minSeason 1Ep. 9

A Flaccid Penis with Perfect Cinematography

Rosie sits down for a conversation with one of the finest fellows you will ever meet, his dear, dear friend Bill J. Over 90 minutes Rosie and Bill discuss life after COVID, the value of friends and family, and life on each side of America. Later, the two friends express gratitude and a very humbling example of true friendship.

Jul 02, 20211 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Zack Gets Grounded and Chase Wants a Jonas Brothers Fart Sandwich

Zack is not available this week because he was grounded, so Rosie invites his buddy chase over to sit in. Chase and Rosie discuss life and what it was like, what happened, and what it is like now. They also discuss hockey, life after college, and the two amazing women in their lives. Later, Rosie decides to play a game that Chase took for granted, but would later learn that he can never underestimate Rosie's penchant for the abhorrent. Original Record Date: 3 June 2021 Los Angeles, California...

Jul 01, 20211 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Ring Around the Sugar Free Red Bull Rosie

Rosie sits down with his friend Andrew for a conversation about their sobriety, why Rosie believe his lack of empathy to be his super power, and Andrew's resentments. Later, the two friends figure out what Andrew is, and, spoiler alert, it's lame.

Jun 29, 202147 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Rosie checking in

Rosie does a quick spot announcing this upcoming week and the guests that will be coming on the show.

Jun 28, 202113 min

A Double Dicking with the Debutant of Diamond Bar, Mike Gates

Part 1: Rosie sits down with his friend Mike Gates and they discuss the gifts that come from helping others and pogo sticks; later Rosie joins Mike to play a game. Part 2: Rosie and Mike discuss getting back to normal, being an asshole at Disney, and, again, Rosie's disdain for Blink-182.

Jun 26, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 2

The Fundemic: Making America Dumb Again

Zack and Rosie discuss the plight of American stupidity in the presence of COIVD-19. Rosie explains everything wrong with Whole Foods, the people who shop there; he also would like to know how humanely killing an animal is bullshit. Zack and Rosie also discuss the NHL playoffs, how people who hate peanut butter or like ketchup on hot dogs make Rosie uneasy. Original Record Date: 20 May 2021 Los Angeles, California

Jun 24, 202154 minSeason 1Ep. 1

I'll See your Postum and Raise you a Cancer Diagnosis

Zack and Rosie have a hilarious gift exchange after acknowledging their mustaches. After weeks of listening to Rosie talk about the Boston Bruins and Celtics, Zack interjects and forces Rosie to start a dialogue about Dungeons and Dragons. Rosie talks about how his father broke the news to him regarding his cancer diagnosis, and later, Rosie explains his underlying love for pop culture, Dean Martin, Superman, and the Kinks. Original record date: 10 June 2021 Los Angeles, California...

Jun 24, 20211 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Show Me Winston Churchill, Ice Cream Cones, and Colors Rosie Can't See

Zack and Rosie talk about an ill advised graduation gift Rosie bought his girlfriend. Zack decides to have fun with Rosie's colorblindness. Rosie apologizes for never acknowledging Missouri as a state, and later Zack and Rosie discuss Zack's impending move back home which brings the two friends to a surprisingly somber place. Original record date: 23 June 2021 Los Angeles, CA

Jun 24, 20211 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 5
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