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Zombie Eaters Podcast

Rosie Doane •zombieeaterspodcast.org
Comedy
Zombie Eaters Podcast Paulie Phirm sits down each week and banters about music, the complexities of navigating in a world that has become overly-sensitive and staunchly politically correct.
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Episodes

Just blame it on cancer…

Paulie Phirm sits down for a special episode from Nevada with Devin and Sam Kelley

Dec 01, 2024•58 min•Season 3Ep. 7

Yelling Chinese not Chinese

Paulie discusses Kendrick Lamar & Drake beef, Mother's Day, and yelling Chinese at people who aren't Chinese. Or Asian.

May 16, 2024•46 min

Cheesy Bird Mess

Don't be a Karen, with your moose knuckle poking out of your yoga pants.

Apr 30, 2024•29 min

Buy a Kia Rio and Move to Riverside County

Paulie gets caught laughing at a hobo during a windstorm, confronts a reckless driver outside of a Shakey's Pizza while his girlfriend's Blizzard melts in his car, and gives advice to his wealthy friend that always bitches about the cost of living in Southern California.

Mar 15, 2024•42 min•Season 3Ep. 5

Colorblindness & Painting Depression

Paulie discusses activities for the colorblind, the most depressed person he has ever met, and horrible human behavior. Enjoy.

Feb 28, 2024•40 min•Season 3Ep. 4

Driving While Asian

Socal is soaked again, and Asians are on the road. Paulie Phirm takes a deep dive into the horrors of driving while Asian in the rain. Then later, asks the LGBTQ community to take a step back and relax. Enjoy.

Feb 20, 2024•45 min•Season 3Ep. 3

Kill Yourselves, People of Buffalo

People of Buffalo, you classless, miserable human beings. You boo Taylor Swift, and on top of it, you do what you do best...lose.

Jan 23, 2024•9 min•Season 3Ep. 2

The Return - Season 3 premiere

Too Sweet Lambrusco's Season 3 Premier! Only one Lambrusco today, but Paulie Firm has a lot to talk about including a broken wrist, white privilege, and cops with a sense of humor!

Jun 14, 2023•40 min•Season 3Ep. 1

Don't Bring a Turd to a Gun Fight

Today, Billy Long Loins comes own armed with an inferior poo which Paulie quickly annihilated. Later, Paulie tells stories from his families vacation which was a strange, annoying journey not from Milan to Minsk, but instead from San Diego to Santa Cruz.

Nov 15, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 6

Clint "Douché" Duggan

Billy and Paulie discuss how to turn a genre of music and they people that listen to it into one single, individual entity that encapsulates how terrible they are. They then turn their attention to the sickening revelations of Ari Spears and Tiffany Haddish; Paulie does evoke the positive side of the unfortunate situation and how it getting rid of a woman as annoying as Tiffany Haddish is for the world. Later, Billy and Paulie dissect the importance of sobriety and choosing the group of friends ...

Nov 03, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 5

Days of Loins & Roses

Long Loins discusses reading music, Paulie only cares about sightseeing, causing wine envy, golf course cowboys, and ending disputes with a pistol.

Sep 24, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 3

Häagen-Dazs Behaving Gayly

Rosie comes across an angry shopper at Trader Joe's who encounters something they are unhappy with and turns a delicious ice cream into something not so delicious.

Sep 11, 2022•45 min•Season 3Ep. 2

The Blueprint

Paulie and Long Loins get into the laborious chore of going to the doctor, condolence and gravy shaming, and the state of the current culture. Later, Paulie tells a great story about his father.

Aug 10, 2022•59 min•Season 2Ep. 44

Poops and Priests and Prius's...oh my

Long Loins and Paulie talk about the worst shit Paulie ever took, a solution to priests fucking children and Long Loins new Prius.

Aug 06, 2022•34 min•Season 2Ep. 43

Almost Engaged...

Long Loins are Firm discuss almost disastrous miscommunications, family vacations, bribing cops with food, and Firm finally getting out...

Jul 28, 2022•59 min•Season 2Ep. 43

Yurt that...

Long Loins and Firm are joined by Robin and discuss pants-shitting sneezes, getting Shanghai'd, farmer's markets, and the crunchy new friend that Rosie made.

Jul 28, 2022•46 min•Season 2Ep. 42

Brunch: The Bi-Sexual of the M.E.A.L+ Community

Zack, Rosie, & Derik discuss the conventions of brunch and people's behavior at buffets, proper restroom and fart etiquette, and Zack begs to find out the truth about the priest. Later, Rosie talks about how he ended up on a cross country flight on Viagra, horseplay leading to a DUI, Zack spends several minutes forcing Derik to eat fart, and Rosie puts the final nail in the Liquid IV coffin.

Jun 29, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 13

A Tacit Tumescent Tallywhacking

The boys are back. Long Loins shares his vacation stories, no priest is safe, and other tales of debauchery.

Jun 29, 2022•49 min•Season 2Ep. 39

Goat Yoga

Bill and Paulie discuss goat yoga, ethnic cleansing, banning bullets, and geographicals

Jun 11, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 38

The fashionista, the Chef, the Bullet Problem in America, and Media Sensationalism

Paulie and Long Loins discuss picking out an outfit as a man, people who cook food and let their ego think the people who work with them are obligated to call them chef and other zen-like approaches other less entitled chefs take. Later, Paulie talks about his random prom with a Hindu named Swapna Komakula and how he had a boner the entire time. The show closes out with Paulie addressing the problem that is not being addressed.

May 26, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 38

The Good Boy

Long Loins gives Paulie the business about his on-again, off-again relationship, the little man living inside Paulie's mouth, and the liberal slant of Syracuse University. Later, they discuss job interviews and jealous friends that turn themselves into jealous girlfriends.

May 21, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 36

My sweet friend

All the joy is back in this weeks new episode. Enjoy!

May 15, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 36
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