Personal Sad Pizza, None Love Museum, Poorly Written Conspiracy

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Thank you so much for joining us today. I am excited. My name is James Petra Gallo. I'm here with my co-host.

I'm Jimmy Wismith.

Thank you for joining us. We are gonna hear some fun stuff today. We're gonna travel a little bit. We're gonna we're gonna uh eat some pizza. We're gonna we got some fun stuff. We we might go bowling at the end of this. We'll see how it goes. Uh and we'll definitely hear the rest of the The reviews from the milking farm. Uh we won't start out with that though, just don't want to drive people off right away going, Jesus, is this the whole show? This is what these guys do?

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Oh my god.

Here it is, the Bob Marley Museum here. Uh they say reggae legend Bob Marley's nineteenth century house museum. Which makes it sound like Bob Marley lived in the eighteen hundreds, which is hilarious. I know it's a nineteenth century house that he lived in, but the way they say it is it really makes it sound like Bob Marley is like in black and white.

How long did he live in this house?

Not sure. Um the it offers a this museum offers guided tours plus a cafe and a gift shop, of course.

So it's a big place.

It's a big house. Yeah, it's a big house. There's gates in front. I mean, yeah, it's it's nice. Um it has four point six stars on Google out of forty eight hundred forty seven reviews. So it's been looked at quite a bit.

make a bunch of money

Yeah, Bob made good money. Did you know right? Fuck yeah. He sold a lot of albums and he toured and he sold he fucking played the stadiums. I mean he was a Yeah.

How young? Is he the twenty six?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Older than that. But I mean he died f for shit he shouldn't have died from. And there's a long there's a there's more to it than that though. It's uh

But he he lived a long enough life to have this house be like really palatial and beautiful.

Yeah, yeah. No, he made some money. He made a bunch of albums and did okay and everything like that. Looks like it's about twenty five to thirty bucks to get in, depending on where you go for for it here. It's on six fifty six Hope Road, Kingston, Jamaica.

They've got a comma in the address.

Six comma. That's a strange one. Um let's start out with Schmid giving five stars.

Oh, we love it.

Absolutely stunning and heartfelt experience. Our guide Shane was incredible. Shane sounds like a real Jamaican guy, doesn't it?

Yeah.

Imagine a guy with a thick Jamaican accent saying, I'm Shane like what? You're what now?

No, that driver that drove drove me from uh the city up to you.

Uh

Mike, he was he's Jamaican. Doesn't sound like a Jamaican name, Mike, but he's incredibly Jamaican

No, Mike, but Michael there's a lot of Shane?

Yeah, that's not a biblical name.

Shane is a white kid. I'm sorry.

That's a very good thing.

You you can't even live past the age of thirteen at Shane. You just die. If you're Shane at thirteen you just perish.

Buy a horse and you're done.

If you name your kid Shane, you're dooming him to not living past like thirteen, fourteen years old. You can't

Did you know Shane growing up?

Many. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know them anymore because they're all gone. They're all gone. All the chains are gone. Um he was incredible and had a spectacular voice and encouraged us to sing along to Marley songs with him, which of course we did.

That's very easy. Bob has really done a wonderful job making sing along.

So you you don't even have to you don't even have to think about where you are when you're singing it. It's great. That's what a lot of old white people like about.

Very comfortable.

It's very comfortable.

I don't think about the next lyric of what I'm gonna deliver.

No, exactly. Are my windows up or not? Yeah. Each room in the house has treasures, stories, and history that is unmatched in this world. Marley's life, Rita, the I-3s, and the Wailers have kept Robert Nesta's vision and dreams alive. Keep treat yourself to this truly special place. No pictures inside and they couldn't do it justice anyway. One love, one heart. Let's get together and feel all right. So let's do some Marley lyrics.

Yeah, that's the song.

Yeah, yeah, and he's the to the whitest man ever. He's wearing a kilt in Jamaica for some reason. Uh no no no, the the this guy. He's wearing a kilt, sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with yellow sunglasses, this guy.

He's really living the Jamaican lifestyle.

He really is. He's happy that that there's comfortable songs that don't have the N word in it.

He's kind of mixing a little bit of uh a little bit of margaritaville into this.

Yeah, that's that's more like w he looks like he's at Margaritaville, Glasgow. That's where he looks like. Like the the the Glasgow Margaritaville experience. Yeah. Here's three stars from Grace. Visited on 5th December. Lovely to see all the pictures of Bob and hear more detail about his life. Was also nice to meet one of his friends that give a short music lesson before the tour.

Okay.

All right. Two stars from Alexander. It's getting worse. Nast. It's getting bit it's going down quick here. Alexander, two stars. Jamaica is full of scams. You know what? Whenever people they go to places and they s this happens all the time. They go to places like this and they go to places that's essentially a very poor place where you go to one little outlet of it where

Yeah, economically challenged. Yeah. From a place that's probably not, there's going there's gonna be a little bit of culture shock, and that is a lot of those people scrounge for a dollar.

Yeah. So my advice to you is stay home. Yeah. Stay don't go anywhere. Stay in Benton, Arkansas and shut the fuck up. No one wants to hear you.

Or bring enough money to pass some out to some people that need some help and they probably won't scam.

No. Or maybe you'll get scammed more. We don't know.

Give it a try. Marley's house is a scam.

Why is that? Because t-shirts cost$58 US dollars.

F yeah. And they encourage you to visit the weed shop and back after the tour and buy a joint for thirty US dollars. Bob Marley, I can feel you rolling in that grave of yours.

You feel it.

Can you feel him rolling in his grave? I think he's rolling a joint and laughing at you is what he's doing. He doesn't care about you.

What's the steamroller?

Yeah. Yeah, that's all it is. Um Marsha one star. Oh boy. Disappointing.

Uh-huh.

This tour had so much potential, but the tour guide was a complete letdown. Come on, Shane, get it together. Uh he kept trying to make the group sing all of Bob's songs, and it was obvious people didn't want to, but he didn't read the room. He's trying to make you have fun. He's trying to be fun. That's what he's doing. He's being fun. Mm. That's like being on a tour bus and it's like the tour guy kept like pointing out

We drove by Jennifer Aniston's house and he made friends references. It was annoying.

This guy, that would be annoying. That would be fucking annoying as shit. But just pointing it out going, there's Jennifer Addison's house, when you're on a goddamn star tour, you shouldn't be mad at him for that. Bad jokes are never acceptable, especially cheap friends' jokes. It's terrible.

Tour guide, that is the guy I expect to have the worst jokes. And it's Sometimes it's fun.

I always think of it the opposite. He does this shit twelve times a day. Imagine if you got to get twelve sets in a day. Your shit would be tight. Your shit should be tight. You just worked it out on the one o'clock and the twelve o'clock and the fucking ten thirty.

Try new material, James.

Bullshit. I don't want to hear your new material. This is two in the afternoon. This is good material time right here.

This is your closer time.

You work you work new shit at 9 a.m. Everybody knows that.

Yeah.

Everybody knows it.

This is tried and true 2 PM. Trident 2.

I'm always impressed at Disneyland, the jungle cruise guides, when they're actually kinda funny. I'm impressed. We went one time and there was this she was like a maybe a twenty year old chick and she was actually very funny. And afterwards I was like, That was a really good set you just had. I just wanna tell you that. You should

You should probably get a job as a flight attendant'cause they they need your help.

They need your help bad because they suck. Um, okay. He kept trying to make us sing. Anyway, everyone looked so bored. He was also filled uh he also filled every other word with yam on. You're in Jamaica, stupid. That's how they

Yeah, they do.

What else did he do? Yeah. Did he eat shit with plantains in it and you're upset about that? What do you want?

They offer you a jerk chicken burrito?

Jesus Christ. Which was so tacky and inauthentic because Jamaicans do not use it in that context and it felt like a Taurus trap trying to get the group to say Yamon during his sermon. Jesus. The group was too This is this lady sucks.

Michael never said that. I rode with that guy for hours and hours and hours. Never said Yamon once.

No he doesn't. He absolutely doesn't. Uh the group was too big. So had to squash everyone in small rooms. You couldn't really look at what was going on what was on the walls, which would have been better than listening to a patronizing guide addressing the group like a bunch of kindergarteners. Ugh. So off putting.

They're all saying the same things and they add a name of the guy before so

That's it.

Ha ha.

That's how I'm doing it. The guide was horrible, constantly yelling slash singing in a very tight space and jumping in your face all the time. What? Uh not to fight, I think to say one love. I it's probably way different. It's a different vibe. Um PTSD trigger warning if you get stressed out by people yelling and invading your space, would not recommend.

If you've got PTSD and those are your triggers, don't leave the house.

Yeah. You got to Jamaica, you're fine. Yeah. You got in a plane or a boat, either way, and went to Jamaica, you know what? Calm down.

You did all of that without somebody in your space? Good work.

I doubt you went to an airport and you were

Flew you sat on a plane without somebody in the

A hundred and fifty other people? Yeah.

I flew from Detroit to Phoenix with a man in my fucking lap. I had a sweat mark on my thigh from his forearm.

It is impossible. Yeah, they're always gonna be there. Uh Nubia one star. Bad experience. I think it was a real ripoff, twenty five dollars for nothing interesting. I was in Jamaica ten days ago and decided to visit the Bob Marley Museum. Oh, she wrote this shit like it's a newspaper article. Yeah. She fuckin'

I guess I guess she saw the things on the internet and was like, Oh, what else have they got?

I've seen Mount Everest the from the top up there. I don't need to go up there.

What else is what else do they have up there?

Finally, we went to a larger group to see a film that I had seen in YouTube before, all without air conditioning. Never again! Uh-huh. Never again. Okay, John, one star. Took the tour this morning. At the end of the tour, the tour guide asked for tips. Most didn't tip him or only gave him a dollar. I gave him two dollars. Okay. Why? Because I'm a good guy. Yeah. I only had a ten and asked for eight back. He refused to give me the eight back. The tour guide ripped me off.

I got ten dollars.

Shane? Shane's like, no, I got this. It's good.

No, Sawbuck for me.

No, it's fine. Uh Dave One Star. Great place if you're a pothead. Now what made you think that going to a Jamaican reggae legends house would have no pot themed anything or no? What do you know? What do you think?

About Bob Marley.

Yeah.

I mean I know two things.

Name five things about Mob Bob Barkley. It's gonna come up

One is that he smokes a shitload of wheat.

He appears to be Jamaican. Yeah. He uh is a good singer and s smokes a bunch of weed. Those are three things I know about Bob Marley. Right.

And I know that he died with several species of lice in his hair.

That probably maybe. Or maybe not. I don't know.

Well, yeah, could be a legend. Don't know.

I don't know. Oh, was that something you've actually heard?

Yeah.

Oh I didn't know that. I was like, You never heard that? No, I never heard that.

Oh, I thought that was like the most popular thing about it.

I thought you were just being

No.

Really fucking weird. I was like

I know that I've seen a fucking thing. And every one of them if it has Bob Marley, his eyes are closed, he's holding

There's a bunch of smoke. Yeah. If you go to Spain.

Smokes weed.

That's number one. They have Bob Marley like like on grinders and like anything weed related. He's involved in it.

Loved weight.

Uh not so good if you believe in family values in a man should raise his family and be responsible for what children he brings into the world. He's a reggae fucking musician. What do you want from a guy?

Right.

Yeah. Unfortunately, one of the larger parts of the tour is how they brag members of the band had a lot of children and with a lot of different women. Gee, sorry it was the seventies and they were literally a reggae band traveling in a cloud of smoke. What do you think? That's w wow. Well that's not bad, really. That's a bunch of English guys. No, that's a bunch of English.

Well he sang he did a cover of it.

No, they use I think they use a sample on it of Bob Bob Marley possibly. Oh.

Really?

Yeah, that's a bunch of...

That was his song.

That's a bunch of English like children, literally.

Oh well I've heard that part. But I swear to God it's a Bob Marlon.

No, no. That's th that's allegedly not even about weed. It's about some kind of

They can go fuck themselves.

That's what I'm saying.

That it sounds like

Who you bullshit.

What's the magic dragon too?

Yeah, they had to say'cause they were letting children sing it so they had to be like, Oh, it's like a Jamaican, you know, like a like a hearth or like a you know, a a bowl of food or some bullshit. All right. Next up, one star, rude security staff and is not welcoming at all, yells at you to wait in a ticket line before taking any photos. Once they have your money, then they tell you photos aren't allowed.

Torsock.

Let's go ahead and take that watch off. One thing about the islands I will say that the time is a different thing.

Two times.

Yeah.

Daytime and nighttime. That's the time.

Yeah. Yeah. I said this afternoon it doesn't have to be it could be five, it could be two, it could be three.

Here's the thing about uh things happening on an island. If the sun's gone, it's so much cooler.

Doesn't that sound like a great life too? You live on an island. And you just uh you show up whenever and people go, Yeah, that's fine. Why not? If everybody's happy with that, what are we doing? What are we in a rush for?

Dark out and the fucking beach is lit by very dim bulbs. This is awesome.

This is fucking great, man. Um okay, Robert One Star. My mother was attacked and robbed outside the museum by a man on a motorcycle. Okay. She was holding my daughter's hand. I could have lost my family. This needs

Museum.

It's all it's Bob Barley's fault. Never mind the museum.

Ziggy too.

You know what? Yeah, Ziggy, fuck you and your tomorrow people. What's going on, asshole?

Every whaler that's ever existed.

All the whalers. Um if you see a man pull up on a sidewalk on a motorcycle, please be aware. He pretends he's waiting for traffic. I hope I can help to protect another family. Oh my God. Uh Elsa One Star. Very informative tour guide. Kenneth was excellent. People oriented and centered. Excellent content. Money well spent. Very informative tour guide. One star.

One star. I think she's foreign.

Yeah. Everything was great. One star. Number one is what they looked at it probably as. It's the number one. Um that's another one. Michael, one star. It was a great time spent there.

I love the confusion.

They don't understand it. Um one star from Fra Fra, Babylon takeover Illuminati controls.

Uh oh.

I don't know what that means, but I don't think it has much to do with a dead reggae stinger. I'm gonna just go out on a limb here.

That's too much.

That's a lot. Um okay. Uh Helavanders one star. Eight hours of sightseeing to see a house that wasn't even his with an LED TV washing machine and other newer items. This here is Bob Marley's iPad. Isn't it nice? He wrote Exodus on this. It's very excellent.

He used to make his smoothies in this magic bullet.

And so isn't it? Oh he smoothies are what kept him strong and gave him his energy. Oh my God. Uh worse is the trip. More than four hours of getting lost, lunch packed with rice, beans, and chicken, always in a rush. On the previous trip they took it to C O, I don't know what that is. Uh huh. Or shoes for the waterfall in stores were thirty dollars. I bought them at the waterfall for twenty LOL and they still say it's cheaper before.

Yeah.

No. Seems like it was a st a tour of several spots on the island, one of which is Bob Marley's house, and he didn't have waterfall shoes. So

And there was a waterfall and he was wearing flip-flops.

And he just didn't have it. Um Last one, Mariana, one star. What can I say? I wish I knew. I really did. I really do, Mariana. The whole trip was a disappointment. That's not Bob Marley's fault. Um it's not a good city. All the food is spicy.

That was a bad setting.

Oh my god. The city s this is a review of the Bob Marley Museum and she's angry because Jamaican spoof'cause jerk seasoning is spicy. Matters and the city sucks. Um everything is very expensive and it's full of drunk gringos willing to pay a lot of money like fools for bad marijuana everywhere.

Is that what they call the w white people there?

I don't think so. I don't I I doubt it probably. I don't think they've adopted Spanish there. They probably have their own word, I guess.

She's over in Jamaica just ethnic slurring people of a different country.

That's fucking awesome. The museum is small and expensive for having nothing inside. It should cost three dollars, but cost thirty dollars. There we go. Now, after all that I I we did we visited the weed shop out back afterwards. So

Sober.

Not anymore. So I am dying for something. I'm hungry. What are you I'm hungry? I'm dying for some pizza. Doesn't that sound good? But we have very little time.

Hot and ready, babe.

No, no, even quicker than that. Even quicker than that. We're going to Walmart to buy a great value microwaveable thin crust thin crust cheese pizza.

Oh my god.

Microwave in three minutes.

Three minutes.

You know it's gonna be good if you could microwave a pizza in three minutes.

Is this pizza?$3.97.

Holy shit. It is seven point two ounces. Um very convenient. I'll get to the price in a sec. Built in crisping platform. I'm sure that does a lot. Doing those little gray dips.

Microwaveable tinfoil.

Gray disc. Three minutes available in three other delicious flavors. This is just the cheese flavor. Make one for an after school snack. Cook it for a quick dinner.

What do you want to bet?

Probably. I would guess so. A sleepover movie night or anytime you crave pizza. If you're craving pizza and I give you this, you're gonna kick me in the balls and I'm gonna deserve it.

I'm gonna beat you with it before I

What is this mushy shit that you're giving me?

Why'd you give me an icicle?

Uh one dollar and seventeen cents.

It's a...

Dollar. It's a mi it's one of like a personal deal. It's not a like a, you know, large buy. A dollar.

Anything that's the dollar anything.

Food you could get for a dog. Even those burritos in Arizona in the grocery stores. Remember like in the nineties they were like ten for ten for fucking burritos? Like that was a

Three for five now.

That's what I mean. When you were poor like I was, that was a great fine. I'd still get ten of these awful burrito. I can have d diarrhea ten times for only a dollar.

For ten bucks.

For no, for a dollar they were tied neck a dime apiece.

Bucks ten ten diarrheas.

I could have a hundred diarrheas for ten bucks. That's amazing.

Ten diarrheas for Verena?

No no.

Oh my god, what?

Those Tina's ones back in the day. In the burrito in the in the groceries, like if you went to Food for Less and went got the in Phoenix and got the Tinas, they were ten for a dollar. That is ten diarrheas per dollar.

I think they're two dollars now, but the Jose Oleys are three for five and those are the ones I eat.

That's way better. Yeah. All right. This pizza now I'm gonna read some of the nutritional information and ingredients here. That's fine.

Pronouncing nutrition on this.

It's it's tiny, number one. Okay. A serving size is one pizza. It's that's a serving. And uh like a frozen pizza normally, those are like three servings. You know what I mean? The big ones, yeah. For a decent like even a totino's is three servings.

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Eighteen grams.

You could eat six of these things, no problem.

It What's the fact?

Yeah.

Very little cheese on it, right?

Also, looks like it. Uh twenty-five gra percent of your saturated fat for the day comes from this. 700 milligrams of sodium, thirty percent of your day's sodium come from this tiny disc. This is fucking wild.

Dollar.

Seventeen grams of protein too. That's not bad. Um the ingredients list is obs it's so long, dude. It's a phone book. Um Wow. Enriched flour, wheat flour, melt malted barley flour, niacin, ferrous sulfate, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin folic acid, water, soybean oil. It gets there's some

Yeah.

Uh le contains two percent or less of Parmesan cheese.

Two percent or

Let's go.

Pizza.

Who the f okay, I've worked at pizza places, watched my grandmother make pizza. No one ever said my grandmother said, Ma Jimmy, my get me the beet powder. I'm gonna put I'm gonna make the pizza now. I make it the dough. Ma please ma get the beet powder I put in. It's good. I would never want

Shit pizza restaurant that was$4.99 for a large. We did not have beet powder in the building.

And the last in line of this, after all the distributed by Walmart and all that, is contains a bioengineered food ingredient.

A what?

Doesn't say what that is. Doesn't say this. It just says contain it's like find it. There's a a list of eighty ingredients. Find which one is the buy in bioengineered food ingredient. Good luck on your scavenger hunt.

In a pizza, we put bioengineered something.

Why it's a pizza. It's the simplest thing you can make.

It's flour, yeast, water. Tomato sauce cheese.

Such a simple dough. So simple. Such a just a little ch it's so easy to make. Wow. Okay. Bioengineered pizza?

Why'd you bring a science lab into

I'm not going to space. If I'm going on the space shuttle

Go ahead and give me bioengineered pizza. But if I'm sitting at home, I'm good. And doesn't bioengineered spark in the microwave when you put it in there?

Right. How does that not conduct electricity?

I don't know. Product details, great value microwaveable cheese pizza is a true winner across all age groups.

Oh.

Trust all people who have no self respect. This delicious pizza is made with a mozzarella cheese blend and a flavorful sauce that has just the right amount of spices. It's it's a

I didn't hear a spice in there except for pottery.

All on top of a tasty crispy crust. The added benefit of a microwave crisping platform built right into the package makes this a convenient meal at home or away from home. If you're wanting a crispier crust, bake it in your oven. You know, if you're not a completely Piece of shit. Put it in your oven. If you're not a fucking monster, it would fit in a toaster oven. You don't even need a whole oven for that.

Air fry the goddamn thing.

Yes, whip up a deli as a delicious it doesn't even say as it just says whip up a delicious meal or snack in no time with great value microwaveable cheese pizza contains milk, wheat and soy. Yeah. Let's get it uh

Can I just say this too? I feel please so bad for anybody that is this is your dietary this is the way you get nutrition?

I yeah. If if this is a choice, I feel terrible for you. If you just don't have the money and you're like it's a dollar seventeen and

I'm so scared for you.

I've been there. I've eaten those burritos. Trust me, I get it. But if you're like, Yeah, I'm having this tonight

James, this causes cancer, right?

Oh, I'm sure it has to. If you have any other things in your grocery cart, you should not be buying this. You you don't even get a basket when you go buy one of them, you just buy the pizza and bring it up there.

Should absolutely have a surgeon general's warning on it.

Absolutely should. This should be worse than a pack of cigarettes on the side.

It's bioengineered.

Yeah. It definitely comes.

Right.

Yeah, I would say so. Allegedly. We don't want to get sued by Walmart.

They microwave. I'd be scared to death to feed the biggest. Yeah.

It's a concern of mine. I don't know if it's true.

It keeps me awake at night.

I think about it. Okay. Five stars uh uh let's see from Reta. Okay. Frozen pizza is the title of the review. These are my favorite frozen pizzas ever.

Good lord, I

There's some decent frozen pizza out there too. Yeah. You can get a Defaras. You know, Defaras from Brooklyn. It's a famous pizza place. They make frozen pizzas that are pretty fucking good. They're in all the stores all over the country. Even a red baron is d half decent. Yeah. Yeah. Passable. It's crap, but it's e edible crap. It's fine.

Screaming Sicilian is actually decent, and Elios are very affordable. Now, with the internet, you can get that shipped fucking anywhere.

Anywhere. I love it. Yeah, there's a lot of affordable, decent frozen pizzas out there. Even some store brands are decent, like grocery store brands are decent.

But they're not a dollar, James.

No, please don't change one single thing about them. Even the bioengineered food ingredient. Keep that. The the cheeses are my favorite dipped in ranch dressing. You are a monster, sir. Yeah. The ranch dressing costs more than the pizza, number one. The cup of ranch dressing, number one. I order them almost every time I do a Walmart delivery. They're quick, taste great, and are definitely affordable.

Let's not act like you can taste anything.

Oh no, you your tongue was burned out in an industrial accident years ago. We know that. There was a bio

bioengineered ingredient. Are you even aware of that?

I don't think they are. Uh here is uh Deanna, five stars. Very good for the price and quickness. I'm glad I found a microwaveable single serve pizza. Deanna, we gotta talk, girl. Let's me and you and Jimmy, we're all gonna sit down and we're gonna find out what you're what's wrong with you because.

What happened?

You don't feel good about yourself and I could tell just by this. This is a cry for help is what this pizza is. It's a cry for help. Um

Glad you found this?

I'm just I'm so glad I found a single microwaveable serve pizza. If you follow the directions, considering the price paid, that's what considering it's a dollar. These single served pizzas aren't bad. Okay. That's that's more like it. Um the cheese is real. Not really, as we found out from up there.

Yeah.

And tastes good. Maybe the other part, maybe there's some mozzarella. I folded in mine in half because it's a little messy. Yeah, because it's microwaved. It's a mush. Um you just you roll that up and eat it like a fucking like a like a burrito and

Tornado from

Yeah, okay.

Ha ha ha. Cheaper hot pot. Imagine getting a cheaper hot pot.

Finally, an affordable hot pocket. Yeah. Jesus.'Cause I ate those when I was plenty poor. So they couldn't have been that much.

I've been saving all week to get my hot pot.

Finally. July uh ninth is from two thousand twenty five. Aaron three stars. Pizza Puck is his title of his review. They're all right. They have that authentic, quote, cheap pizza taste to them that some people like, kinda like an old school pizza. I'm not a fan of it too much. I add my own cheese or meat to it, but it doesn't you put

No. What are you doing? No.

Any amount of meat you put on that is worth more than the pizza, and so is some cheese you sprinkle the top of it. Are you kidding me?

You're going to that extent Get th get a totino's or a fucking bulby or get a fucking dough and make your own pizza. Stop this.

What are you doing, man?

Put five dollars worth of toppings on a dollar.

A dollar seventeen pizza, but it really doesn't help much. Did you think it would? Um it feels like I'm wasting my own ingredients on this thing when I do that. You are. That's why. You'd be just eat it by the handful, just a handful of Fucking p pieces of pepperoni and dr and shredded mozzarella just stuff it in your face.

He's he's getting his life together throughout this this review.

Coming to a senses.

Yeah.

The price is nice though. So hard to give it less than three when it is edible. That makes sense. It's a dollar and it's edible, is what he's saying. I don't like

Three stars?

Three is like average, so it's kinda like it's a dollar and it's edible. So technically it's what they're advertising, can't really give it less than three stars. That makes sense. And the and that's fairly fair.

Yeah, but the bar gets set so low because it's a dollar because a Taco Bell burrito is four dollars.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh.

Bean burrito's like two hundred forty nine now. That's insanity.

Three ninety nine.

That's that's that's for delivery. If you go to television.

I got it.

This is there.

Fucking drive thru. burritos. Because I get the my favorite thing is just regular ass crunchy taco combo and two bean burritos and that is thirteen dollars.

That's it's successive.

That's too much.

Caden fall with three stars, perfect for when you're too tired to cook. And too depressed to fucking move, a sa apparently too.

Too tired to cook. It's three minutes in a microwave. That's

This microwaveable pizza is exactly what you need for a quick snack or meal. The thin crisp cr the thin crust crisps up nicely in the microwave. No, it does not. How dare you? And the cheese melts perfectly without it turning into a greasy mess. It's a premium frozen pizza for sure. What? Premium, no cardboard taste here, but at a price that won't make you question your life choices. No, the the in your hand she should question all of your life choices.

When you look food that's a dollar

When you read the back and it says Scavenger hunt for the bio w engineered food ingredient right there. Good question your life.

Everything that you've done.

It's not a gourmet pie, but it's a solid option when you're in a pinch and craving a satisfying bite without too much fuss. Fuss. Great value for what it is.

Holy and that's the brand too.

Yeah. Got it right there. Uh tumors two stars. What? Slop. Tumors, T O O M E R Yeah, like Amani tumor, the wide receiver. Uh slop. It's it is slop, simply put. I've been knocked down in life so much that I worry over saving a penny per ounce. I need to stop doing this. I need to treat myself like a person and stop this fucking insanity.

Well life's really giving me the one two.

My dick has been knocked in the dirt my entire life, but I gotta tell ya, stepping on my balls too ain't gonna help. That's what he just said.

Mm-hmm.

That ain't gonna help me none.

Yeah. Life's giving me the old one too. I refuse to give myself the three points.

Right.

Hang on.

Wow, he said I need to stop doing this. Spend the penny more per ounce and get a notch better in quality. Yeah, you're really pinching pennies if you're looking at the cents per ounce that things cost.

Unbelievable.

If you just need some carbs without being concerned with the taste, this is still fine. Just stuff it in your face.

Who just needs carbs? That's frightening.

If you're extremely poor. Right. Feel full, essentially. But you can go get potatoes. Just go buy some potatoes. They're great. Yeah. You can b uh potatoes are great. Just buy some potatoes and you can

Stab that motherfucker, throw it in the microwave.

Even in the microwave, you know, you're or you can be a you know, a a a human and put it in the oven and it'll be delicious in an hour. But the microwave even for like ten minutes, you you have something that's you can get a fucking five pound bag of those things for two dollars. I mean that's

And all of a sudden you've got carbs, babe.

I've done it. Mash'em up. Have a party. Do whatever. Uh two stars for Michael, not a fave. These remind me of the Celeste pizzas, and I was not a fan. Mama Celeste pizzas are a hundred times better than this.

Mama Celeste. How do I have to stop?

I get a job, mama's the last face down, you're selling oranges on the freeway. We both went exactly there. That's hilarious.

That's a bad pizza.

That's a bad p that's they're not terrible, Mama Celeste.

It's a teenager.

Exactly. That's a that's like an Elios for me. It's a nostalgia pizza. Every once in a while I gotta get one and be like, Yeah, this is shit and I'm stone. This is hilarious. Okay. Uh I followed the directions and turned and it turned out both soggy and overcooked. Yeah, you're gonna get mush in the middle and solid as a rock around the crust.

Yeah. And everything else sucks, it's that ruins the whole thing.

Yeah, soup and stone. That's a great

It's like the edges of the burrito when they're

Yeah.

Rocks. And then the center is three thousand degrees.

Or a d microwave one where the center still has ice in it and you're like, But the ends are turned to shit, how do I make this? That's those ten for ten burritos. That's what they would do.

Rocks on the outside and ice cubes on the outside. This is impossible.

Literally still icy on the inside. You're like, I don't know what to do here.

How did it do that? Maybe bioengineered this motherfucker.

Maybe that'll help it. Yeah. Maybe it needs some

Yeah.

It needs some ingredients. Oh Christ, that's great. Oh man. Um okay. It needed more cheese. The taste was okay. I had ordered the pepperoni one, but it was out of stock. Hot product. Toppings may help. I still yeah, that pepperoni's gonna be top quality, I'm sure. Nothing but the best.

Those are chips of pepperoni, right?

God. Uh I still have no idea what to do about the soggy slash over crust overcooked crust thing. Yeah, th there's nothing you can do about it. It's just bad. Um, two stars from Maddie. Terrible, awful taste. Don't buy. I usually don't do reviews, but I really had to let people know how awful this is and avoid buying this item. The Tony stuffed crust microwaveable pizzas is a better choice. Tony's pizzas aren't bad either. They're okay.

Rust on a mic.

Microwave pizza. I didn't I didn't know that I didn't even know that you could microwave'em'cause that's uh yeah. No, I I will not microwave a pizza. That's not

Oh, that is not a choice. That should not be an option ever.

Yeah. Uh it's more money, but it's not as terrible as the Great Value Pizza, even though the Tony's isn't the best tasting frozen microwaveable pizza, it is one of the better ones. That being said, I would also like to let you know when of the when of the tricks that Walmart does, I guess one of the tricks is what they're going for. They don't show the reviews if they get poor reviews on an item.

Alright.

Also, another thing I would like y'all to know is they're not shipping it from the store. Sometimes they ship it other ways, and you have to watch it closely because sometimes the shipping cost gets to be too ridiculous on these items and don't that they don't currently have in the store.

There's shipping on top of the dollar. Shipping is three ninety nine? Why buy this?

Why bother?

Just go to fucking Little Caesar.

Wow, uh Tejas, uh two stars, eh not horrible, horrible cry. Not horrible, comma, horrible cr I think they're trying to say not horrible, but with a horrible crust. Toppings fine. Crust was more like soggy crackers after cooking in microwave. Recommend using skillet or oven.

Skillet.

Skillet e now skillet is a trick. Skillet is something you guys should all think about. Yeah. Le you get leftover pizza, not microwave pizza, but leftover pizza. This is my grandmother taught me this. Um you put it in a skillet and you put a little water in there, otherwise it'll just singe to shit and it'll just be dried out mess. A little bit of water and a fucking lid on it. Yeah. And oh Christ, it comes out perfect like it just got cut from the

Steams it.

Fucking so good. Yeah. And you can take it off at the end for a little bit if you want to dry it out, whatever.

Steam but also crisp up the bottom.

Oh crisps it up beautifully.

So then it moisture yeah, then then it puts some puts some wet into the dough.

Into the cheese too. So that cheese isn't all like cracked and dry.

Sounds great.

That's the and you have to work on on that to figure it out for your pan, for your whatever for the You'll get it when it's worth it. It's worth it. Um here is two stars from M. They don't even want to give their name'cause they're so embarrassed they bought this probably. Needs better flavor. It wasn't the quality I was looking for. Strange for a dollar you were expecting. $1.70

looking for

I added black olives, but I didn't take which a can of black olives about the same price as the pizza. It's a dollar. Uh but I didn't taste the tomato sauce or cheese. It was bland.

Tasted like crackers with olives on it.

That's it, crack olive crackers, which sound great. Um I like olive, I like crackers. Uh Hannah one star. Great value cheese pizza stinks now. That's her title.

It used to be great.

Oh yeah, they were the b that's she's gonna go on a n a great value nostalgia trip here with us. Take me down memory lane, would you Hannah? Yeah. I have eight these great These pizzas about every other about every weekday for a few years now. Oh my God.

Say s say all those words in a row.

I have ate these pizzas about every weekday for a few years now.

This is destroying your brain.

Hannah, go to the doctor. I'm gonna say that right. You need to go.

Yes. And also you have poisoned yourself. Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok

I would say so. Uh some have plenty of cheese and some have don't have hardly any. The last few cheese pizzas I microwaved stunk so bad that I couldn't even eat them. And this is Hannah. She eats five a week.

She needs Robert De Niro in the in the

Oh that's great. Shelley one star. I'm missing ten pizzas. There was only two in the bag. You ordered a dozen of these. You're gonna fill your freezer with this shit.

than a dozen

A dozen, my god, a hot dozen. Um, one star from Tana. Gross. This tasted so bad, my husband threw up. Okay, sure he did. Um, one star from Lindsay, these smelled and tasted like dog food. My kids wouldn't even eat them. This is what's great. This smells like dog food. Kids, lunch is ready. Great parenting right there.

She smelled it and still tried to give it to her kids. They're absolute dipshits.

Oh man, Herbert one star did not work, did not work in my microwave. Others may like that. I will not buy again.

What how did that not work?

I don't know. Um and then finally Genevieve one star. I think she speaks for all when she says, quote, I would like a refunds.

Got a lot of

Over stressed millennial or some shit. It's crazy.

A lot of people that have read this. Oh yeah.

Got it.

Yeah.

That too.

Or uh

Yeah. That's the the the p wow. There's people who are like, I really liked it and I'm like Wow, that's crazy.

What were you looking for that it what was the itch that it scratched?

Book reading is too time consuming to watch bad I want good shit when I read. Movies, I'll watch a shit movie. We'll do bad TV shows. We'll text each other. Oh my god, this is on like Tubi, you have to watch this. It's this piece of shit from nineteen eighty eight. You have to see it. So but books, I just don't see it, especially like horny books. It's weird.

Yeah, why would you why'd you waste your if if somebody forwarded me a clip of a porn and was like, This is so awful, watch.

No! No! I don't need that.

I don't want that.

I only porn is only for one thing. It's not for I'm not laughing. It's not for the art of it. It's has a purpose.

I'm not trying to fucking uh be on the board that that uh uh nominates A VNs. I'm j I don't care.

I'm not trying to go through the list of submissions. I really don't care. Uh KD One Star, horrible. This is the worst book.

The worst one. Finally found it. Thousands of years.

Um I was so hopeful with the four point six rating on Amazon, but it was awful.

Yeah.

But hardly any romance. I think they're that they're considering that romance.

I kinda wanna Google what the what the description is.

Right. Are they how they talk about each vein in its own fucking paragraph?

Old man penis.

Yeah. Uh and the weird flashbacks were poorly written and confusing. We've heard that's like every review is like it is written like shit. Like it's

Keeps going back to another time she fucked somebody with a

It seems like. Somebody like like back in the day like they had a it all printed out and they were like running it over to the editors and they like bumped into someone and the pages went everywhere and they just scooped them all up and still handed them in'cause they had a deadline.

Mm.

Yeah, what the fuck? Uh why does it say chapter one up here? I'm have three quarters of the book. Here we go. I don't know how this book had so many five star ratings. If I could give it a zero I would she nails it.

Thank you.

You got it. You redeemed yourself. Okay, one star from Porsche.

Uh-huh.

Poorly written. I don't think the author used an editor for this. It had a lot of b it sounds like AI wrote it like kinda like not saying they did, but that's what it sounds like. It had a lot of blatant errors and just plain terrible writing.

Errors.

Errors like I don't know what an error would be like something's in the wrong place, misspellings, typos, problem Yeah, yeah. Run-on sentences and blathering. There was no plot to speak of. The narrator was jumbled and confusing, irrelevant scenes and poor world building, no character development. It's a bull fucking a lady. What do you want?

How much do you need it to develop?

Imagine watching because this is what you know, this is supposed to be like woman porn. Yeah. Imagine watching a porn and afterwards going, there's no character development. The guy at the beginning seemed like he didn't really grow much by the experience of getting blown by those three ladies. He just didn't seem to grow much from it. I wanted more character development out of it.

Little Geordie was there and his mom was doing yoga in the living room with her friend. He fucked them both and did they ever finish their workout?

Did they finish their workout? Is that part of their workout?

Yeah, did Geordie finish his homework?

Yeah, what happened?

the nose, man.

It is me it's a fucking guy with a bullhead plowing some chick. What are you talking about?

What is that not basty out?

What are you tal it is exactly bestiality? I mean bullseye, right in the middle. Um bullseye. Yeah. Uh I ended up skimming through about half the book and I never do that.

Uh-huh.

Okay. Uh Jim One Star. This may harm your long-term sexuality and sexual yedpono y-e-d-p-o-n-o

Jim, I don't think this is aimed at you, but

Talking about. Yeah, I don't get it either. Uh Jim, this isn't for you. There's no pictures in it. Guys want pictures. Um

There's no video.

Yeah, he goes on to say, yes, women are gooners too. They have fantasies just like men.

I hate that word so much.

It's so bad. Maybe wired a little different from bio biologic b biologics. Biologics. That's not biologics is not a word. That's why I was like biologics. Maybe wired a little different from biologists.

Ha

This guy's a moron.

Women are gooners too. Yeah, we know women masturbate, Jim.

Yeah. Oh.

They can't help it. They have biologists too.

They have biologics. I mean it's it is what it is, man. Uh but quite similar. The women who read this type of pulp. and then it says, get real here in parentheses, will be the first in line to pillory men who feed their fantasies with published material.

This pillory men to fucking go after them and and uh just assault them with words and

He's a r a red fella, isn't he?

Yeah the red faced hardcore.

I mean he's a rat.

I know what you meant, and I know I know what you meant and I'm saying red faced he's d I don't know if he read this or not, but he just wanted a comment on woman porn to say Oh, it's okay for you to jerk off, but if I fucking watch a girl taking it in the ass and in the mouth at the same time, I'm some kind of pervert. Right.

Right. I'm sick because my homepage has all these all the all the incest porn. I'm sick. Okay.

I'm sick'cause I get updates when new porns drop from certain actresses. I'm sick'cause of that, right?'Cause my phone's.

'Cause I got a profile on a Gooner's page.

Come on.

'Cause I entered my email address. I'm sick.

The sick o okay,'cause I gave them my credit card number. Now I'm the sick guy. Sure.

Because I pay for the new truck. All right.

Okay, I'm the weirdo. This reality Is the type is is that this type of material objectifies the opposite gender and has serious effects on neural pathways that relate to the desire response.

Is he saying he doesn't like being objectified?

He's saying that this objectifies what? Bullmen? Who does this object? Centaurs? Who are we talking about? Minotaurs. No, this is fucking ridiculous. Um and this will fuck with your pathways that relate neural pathways that relate to uh desire response. This is a person who went to the University of YouTube

Yeah.

And thinks that if a woman has sex with a bunch of people it alters her genetics. That's these that's one of these idiots. That's exact type of idiot that would say. Yeah. Not even YouTube junior college he went to.

But the problem here too is his his argument is hypocritic hypocrite hippocratical.

Hypocritic.

What about beauty and the beast when these girls were five? Fuck you.

That's yes. What are we talking about? What about the hunchback of Notre Dame? He was kind of a monster. What are we talking about? Yeah.

I don't I watch Beauty and the Beast. I don't need to I don't need a candlestick up my ass to come. Shut up. I don't want to fuck a teapot.

No. Well I mean sometimes, but it's not because of beauty and the beast. It's for a way other different reasons.

It's the way she screams.

It's hot. It's hot. Oh, um, okay. It objectifies completely unrealistic attributes, activity that defies the laws of physics.

Oh huge decks.

Wow. Um it gets worse. And performance expectations not ever experienced on this planet by humans or beasts. He's saying he can't live up to a woman who's thinking about giant bullcocks that make them come fifty times. And he's like, I can't even make them come once. It's not fair.

Go to Tijuana, sir.

Wow. Holy shit. To have the shifted to have the shifted the earth from its orbital axis experience, the neural pathways will have to be shifted from those fantasies to thoughts and anticipations about the partner.

Yeah, he cannot please a woman if this is what she needs. No.

Oh.

That's his worry.

The how worried is how Okay. How low is this guy's dick esteem? Yeah. He has never made a woman come and he figured out scientifically from the University of YouTube why. And it's neural pathways that are being adjusted by man bull fucking books. That's what the problem is.

And up to and including uh digital and oral because there's a lot of women that can't come just from uh

I think absolutely.

Sometimes you gotta really fucking work.

And he can't do that. None of them. It's not working. Only a giant bull penis can do it.

Giant bull team is just gonna make it harder for me.

Yeah, I can't do it. I just don't have it. He said, I'll ask this the next time you enjoy moving the earth, are you moving the earth emotionally and physically with your partner or with an impossible physics defying fictional character? You know, like chicks with fake tits and porns.

Yeah. His love language is gifts. Yeah. He's a

Wow. What a douchebag. Okay. Ronald one star. What did I just read? That's a fair title for a review. I never want to hear from another person about they how they read a hundred books in a year if this is the kind of slop they're consuming. Imagine a YA novel, but for people who want to have sexual intercourse with farm animals, yet still seem to want to be empowered or want to be seen as empowered. Okay. Um Lulu one star. Porn, not worth reading.

Who's furious her pussy's wet?

Yeah. She got it'cause she thought it was a nice story about man bulls and then she was like, Hey, he's fucking this broad.

She thought it was an Orwell book. Now we're at Animal Farm, this must be the sequel.

I brought my gr I bought my grandkids Animal Farm and Milkin Farm. I bought'em both. Well maybe it'd be a nice read for'em. It's the sequel. It's the milking farm now. I did not know what was in there.

Yeah.

It goes on to say, porn, don't read this book.

Yeah.

Oof. Uh Oro one star. Couldn't ignore is the title. Okay, let's find out what they couldn't ignore. Uh-huh. There was some racial coding I couldn't get by. After accepting but feeling weird about the mentions of his wide nose and bigger lips. You know he's also got the head of a bull, you fucking idiot. Have you ever seen a bull's nose? It's as wide as your head.

Not very narrow.

No! There are other f- What the fuck are you talking about?

How else do you describe a bull?

It's especially if they're describing like it being close to them and they're gonna get and like, Oh, it's you know, I feel like he's I'm gonna go up his nostril for Christ's sake,'cause it's a giant bull.

Did they mention the ship?

Yeah. That's yeah, what are we talking about here? I couldn't shake the weird feeling. All the talk about how the human women moved into the neighborhood because of the bigger and amazing penises of the different species. and how they'd quote, never go back to humans felt grossly fetishizing.

Yeah, I've heard that before.

If they said you'll once you go bull, you'll never go back, maybe. I'd give you that. But um too reminiscent of a human saying by the second time he referenced to his penis as a big bullcock BBC, I was done. Okay.

I mean that's a that's a pun, right? B is that what a pun, B B C would you do that? Would you say that?

Bullcock.

Blackcock, right.

Yeah, that's what I mean. From porn, that's the that but this is Big Bullcock, so I think he's kinda making a yeah, I think they're making a joke. I think that's the point.

I don't think it was I don't think it's I don't think it's so much of a subliminal message as it's a obvious message.

Yeah.

Yeah. Joke about a giant dick.

Yeah.

Also, you've seen a bull's cock before? A lot of them are black.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Donkeys too.

Yeah. Yeah. Donkey's got a giant dicks for their size too. Yeah. More dick more dick than they need, I would say.

Um all right. And then finally, Ghost.

Uh-huh.

Send the one star. The title is No, just no. That's the title. Dot dot dot no.

Ghost got to the V V C part.

Yeah, absolutely. And then the the b one of the greatest reviews of all time. Quote Nah, something wrong with y'all something wrong with y'all for buying this one. Nah, something S U M N something wrong with you with y'all for buying this one.

Stop it.

Oh yeah, maybe you're into different animals. We don't know. Here's one. Here's a a romance book two, because that was book one. Right. The milking farm. This is Sweet Berries, a monster bait romance again. Cambrick uh Creek Sweet and Steamy Monster Romance Book Two.

When did the first one come out? What year was that? Do does it show when it was published? The reason I ask is that there is that website that has

Okay.

That may be why somebody thought of this.

Maybe this one on the cover has like a I don't even know what this guy is, a fucking fairy? Yeah. Something. He's got like hair that goes down his chest in a V and like a weird he's got like wings on his head and pointy ears like a like a fucking like a like an elf or Spock or something. It's fucking weird. It says Grace has a job she loves, a community she adores and plenty of friends, but her lack of bedroom action has left this event planner too horny to think.

Take it.

When one ill advised night at the bar leads to her giving an exhibitionist show to an unknown presence outside her bedroom window, she thinks she's hit a new low. Ooh, a peeper. Let me shake my head.

Up to him.

Yeah. Um when her voyeur turns out to be a nebli a nebishly charming mothman.

The Mothman

The mo a moth man. Grace needs to decide if she can trust her body and her heart with h this garnet eyed stranger before her before with this garnet eyed stranger before he flies out of her life for good. Uh Sweetberries is a monster slash human romance featuring high heat and lots of heart with guaranteed H E A. What the fuck is that? human excrement activity? I don't know. Maybe there's sh shit porn in this. I'm not sure.

It it is interesting that that the it's kind of that old trope of like uh being a being a creep and then and then like peeping and being a creep and then the peeper gets raped. Like that's kind of

Yeah.

Oh no. Yeah.

Oh God. All right. The next one, uh part three, Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic. Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic. This is a uh werewolf.

Oh yeah.

So the cover is just her with a a guy on there, but like around him there's like a shadow of

Oh yeah.

Yeah. So you see that he's gonna turn into a wolf.

You know what?

So you know what that's all about. Uh then there's number three is T for two. Welcome to Azate. Oh I don't know. Um this one, what is this? Harper Hollingsworth wasn't looking for a friend. You named your children. They named their character, their main character, Harper Hollingsworth. Jesus. Wasn't looking for a friend. She wanted peace and quiet. Some place to lose herself in a book and not think about grief. Not to think about her coven.

What is she a witch?

And disconnect from uh the craft. Not to think about being the odd goth out everywhere she went.

She's the horny one that never gets left.

I'm the I'm horny but sad. These are they don't go together well. She didn't want to think about her lack of magical ambition as she was regularly told by her mother's poison tongued familiar. and how her life had fallen apart since the death of her father. More than that, she didn't want to feel anything. To the strange seldom seen owner of one of Cambra Creek's oddest businesses,

A witch fucks a T go.

A wish walking a T ghost that appears to be Wow. Or it's a shadow'cause it says she didn't expect the shadows to talk back. She gets fucked by a shadow. Wow. Sh okay, I get it. Maybe it chicks in a like big guy Zu Manhandle or even a were werewolf. He's dangerous. He might disappear into the night, whatever. Why would you want to fuck a shadow? What is horn?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's what I was just gonna say, like Peter Pan. Yeah. That's totally right on the bike. And then finally he loves me not is the next one. Um with this one he has the upper body of a man and from the waist down he looks to be a long snake. Oh boy. Yeah, let's find uh there's an enormous pressure to keep his family business going. Family business? What started by his grandfather, passed to his father and now to him.

Wow, they're playing so many different people.

Pressure as the eldest son. Wow, uh when Bloomberg, an online flower conglomerate, opens their soulless flower factories in Cambrick Creek, Reynard knows it's only a matter of time before he's forced to close the doors. Okay, some broad comes in and fucks a snake. That's the end of it. Who cares? Anyway, there you go, everybody. Wow. There is your stupid opinion.

Yeah.

Or a snake or anything else.

Yeah.

Yeah. And we don't even really. We're just like uh

Fuck her stepdaughter. I'm so tired of that being a thing. It's so gross.

That is very gross and not something I want to think about. No, not at all.

Okay.

It's very creepy. I don't like thinking about that. That's gross. So there you go, everybody. We've had the worst peep uh pizza ever. We've been to several weird farms, including Cambridge mil milking farm. We went to see Bob Marley and were forced by Shane to sing along to Graygay songs over and over again. Uh next week we're gonna have a bowling alley slash arcade, which will be a lot of fun as we know that shit's always hilarious on this show. So thank you so much for joining us.