Two comedians, James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman, explore the most opinionated part of the internet.. the reviews section! Each week, we find the comedy and absurdity in reviews of anything and everything. No matter what -- these reviews will be passionate, and probably pretty stupid!
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More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for motel, where the amenities seem to include lightly used crack pipes & needles. A certain men's clothing store, where you may end up looking your best, but you may also be pretty frustrated by the process. A flea market, where large men try to force you to buy jewelry from their pockets, and you can't trust the tires to hold air & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opi...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a flea market, where someone may try to "give you a dog", then possibly kidnap you. A Circkle K convenience store, where the employees are said to be as bad as the "riff raff" customers. A live music venue, where the sound isn't quite what people want it to be, but the lack of windows really makes some people angry & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of ...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a rural Waffle House location, where if you complain about the roaches, the lady chef may offer to step outside & throw hands. A concert venue, where the people are packed in, but the booze doesn't exactly fill the cups. A public pool, that seems to have better door security than a night club & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The R...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an arcade/bowling alley, where people spend huge amounts of money, only to be furious at huge claw machines, that people claim are "rigged". A Knoxville, Tennessee landmark, where people can pay a fee to look out over 2 story buildings. A public pool, where you come for the cooling water, and stay for the goose feces & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part o...
This episode explores outlandish internet reviews, beginning with the Bob Marley Museum in Jamaica, where visitors complain about everything from reggae to alleged scams. The hosts then dive into reviews for a dollar microwave pizza, uncovering its questionable ingredients and the despair of its consumers. Finally, they delve into the absurd world of poorly written monster romance novels, featuring bull-men, mothmen, and snake-men, alongside the bizarre opinions of their readers.
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a very popular mountain in Phoenix, where nature may attack you, there is absolutely no air conditioning on the trail, and the only way out, is by dangling from a chopper. A personal item consisting of a very book about strange interspecies relations, that many people on TikTok apparently find "erotic". A boat tour where the difference between the best day you can have, and a sad, meager existence is $20 & much more!! Join com...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a museum where people complain that there aren't quite enough Muppets, and one Chewbacca head just isn't enough. A school, where the kids may not learn much, but at least the staff is allegedly always willing to argue. A tourist boat ride, where you may be packed in like sardines, and you never know who you're actually paying & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionat...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an apparently filthy Denny's, where dead animals may be in the vents, and the servers have to get wine drunk to cope. A 7-11 store in a very unlikely place, where even the local tradition of politeness can't overcome the need to be rude. A store that is descibed as a "gigantic crackhouse", where the "feeling of despair permeates" & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opini...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an apartment complex, where the things don't seem to get fixed, it rains in living rooms, people shoot up on the stairs, raccoons have moved in, to take care of the rats, and pizza delivery people are murdered in cold blood. A car wash, where the music blares, and your car may look the same as before you washed it. A Walmart store, where people are requesting their very own "personal shopper" & much more!! Join comedians James...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an indoor paintball facility, where people say that a certain "old lady" rules over the premises with an iron fist, angering all she encounters. A rent to own store, where you may expect increasingly aggressive text messages for late payments, not to mention the internet history billboards. An apartment complex, where you can expect "wildlife interaction", but in your living room & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo ...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a massage parlor, that is in a mall, where a famous movie was filmed, but they make you feel like anything but a star. A major fast food chain's canned chili, that people swear is nothing like the real thing. A truck stop, where the "whatnot" is piled high, and cashiers need heavy security & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews ...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a roller skating rink, where teenagers rule the floor, and plenty of people are "morbidly trifling". A liquor wholesale store, where you may have to encounter a dog for up to two minutes, at a time. A large truck stop stop, where you get the pleasure of showering, while standing in someone else's filth & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet:...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a local post office, where people claim everything from massive conspiracy theories, to just plain laziness is the reason they don't get their mail. A restaurant that serves the "Official Food of Halifax", but the reviewers are saddened by the lack of meat. A cheap musical instrument that may make you dislike music. A roller rink, where the teenagers start fights with adults & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo &...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a uniquely themed restaurant, where people can enjoy the last meals of some of the most notorious serial killers, and surprisingly, people are disappointed. A United Kingdom grocery store, where people seem to have deeply personal beefs with the staff, food, and parking enforcement situation. A store, where a customer's broken leg doesn't raise much concern from management & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & J...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an ice skating rink, where people say the ice is too cold, and the bathrooms are compared to a bus station. An art museum, where the bathrooms are a bit too close to the door, and some furniture is "obviously" out of place. A dying shopping mall, that cares way more about what young women are wearing, than actually drawing in customers & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a buffet, where the roaches run wild, and people can't tell what the food is, just by looking at it. A psychic, who people say is telling people with severe depression that "only she can help them". A major city's health department, where all the crotch checking has made the staff a little bit surly & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: Th...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Florida swan boat rental service, where any threat of even a breeze may shut down operations, while teenagers ignore you. A movie theater in Ireland, where one particular employee runs things with an iron fist, and treats employees so badly, that it ruins movies. A Golden Corral buffet in Alaska, where the employees are a little too honest, and you better not drop your fork & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo &...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a national park where they mix hunting, and hiking, with predictable results, but the art drawn on your truck is world class. A fast food restaurant whe people claim the chicken isn't cooked, and everyone seems to have a problem with one particular employee. A major city's bus terminal where bathrooms are "for closers" & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a strip mall, that has everything from nail shops, dentists, and rims, to government offices, a McDonald's, and AA meetings. One thing they share is that everyone's life is apprantly in danger. A "living history museum" in Arizona where it's so hot, that no history could possibly survive. A city bus station, that will leave its stink in your clothes & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they ex...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Christmas Village, in NYC, where people are angry about the not so private igloos, the lack of space, and the fact that the words "fraud", and "scam" keep being thrown around. A Christmas market, outside of Atlanta, where there isn't even parking for Santa's sleigh. We look at the top Christmas movies of all time, and give our own opinions, which people will probably very much disagree with & much more!! Join comedians James...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a gym, where the employees use the time to work on their own bodies, rather than clean the sewage, from the showers. A Santa's Village, where Santa may, or may not be available, but the owner may call you a "Scrooge", on the internet. A buffet, that will have you knowing a lot of technical terms for "food poisoning & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of ...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Chinese food buffet, where the servers don't serve, but will stare at you, and make fun of your "tall children". An Indiana park, that isn't wuite as relaxing as it should be, mainly due to more broken glass, than green grass. A sleazy motel, where your door may have bloody handprints & random people, smoking & drinking, in the back of your room & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as t...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an NYC ice skating experience, where you may have to dodge the jumping skaters, and you should definitely not eat the empanadas. A Hollywood motel, where you can't get a refund, even if you're witness to a murder. A kid's party business, in Mexico, where your kids may starve, and the soda does not flow like water. A country western clothing store, that only has high water jeans & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo &a...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a famed pizza place, in Italy, where the pizza might be good, but you will be yelled at, and eventually chased from the establishment. A western boot shop, where the attitudes are even more revved up than the crazy prices, but is still a place for short men to get heels. A trailer park, where the water is somehow always off, and is described as "hell on earth" & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a roller skating rink, where the floor is sticky, and you may just get caught up in a full blown riot! A strange, historical "mystery house", where people seem a bit disappointed by the lack of promised hauntings & creepiness, that don't seem to materialize. A trailer park, where meth making isn't as big of an infraction as a small child's bicycle, on your front porch & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Ji...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a major sport's hall of fame, that leaves people underwhelmed, and overcome by anger at the local police force. A motel that may leave you huddled in your room, struggling to close your door, while wiping boogers off the wall. A chicken & fish spot in Baltimore, where people question the pigeon like quality of meat & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a 600 year old castle, in the UK, where people seem to be very angry at the lack of modern amenities, among other things. A side of the road Florida bar & grill, specializing in "gator bites" & rudeness to non locals. A motel that seems to take great pride in not having what you need & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Review...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Halloween haunted house, where you can expect a reply from the owner, if your review isn't glowing. The hotel that was the inspiration for "The Shining", but where the hunts for ghosts may leave you less than scared. A Halloween trail, where the actors are seemingly allowed to be a little handsy. A movie theater, where it takes the length of a film, just to get popcorn & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jim...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Subway Sandwich restaurant in Russia where sitting next to a window is a treat. A Spirit Halloween store in New York City best described as a 'Hellscape of Nonsense'. And a movie theater where you have to wait for your food order longer than the runtime of the movie! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you...
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the Sistine Chapel, where people complain about 500 year old art. A Halloween haunted house & corn maze, that may leave people either bored to tears, or bleeding from chainsaw wounds. A Texas lake campground, where the lake is dried up, and the toilets are full of surprises & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Sub...
