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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

YMH Studiosymhstudios.com
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Episodes

ED Is Cap w/ Stavros Halkias | Your Mom's House Ep. 711

On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stakes of the upcoming basketball game between YMH staffers Enny and Ryan, watch a clip of Garth Brooks discussing marketing, and discuss Tom’s new special “Sledgehammer,” his VRT combat, and whether or not erectile dysfunction is cap. Also, people are still messing up Bert’s name! They watch clips of a Good Morning America host and Mark Wahlberg flubbing his name, and they have an email from someone who knew Blin...

Jun 07, 20232 hr 46 minTranscript available on Metacast

Breaking Beds w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 710

JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode, Tom and Christina recap their time in Europe, look at one of the coolest guys they’ve ever found who was featured on the Humans of New York Instagram page, who is utilizing the Rub Rub Rub Guy’s techniques, get an update about the Enny vs. Ryan basketball game, and discuss Tom's new soundboard. They watch videos of a 56 year old virgin, a cool Swedish sex guy, and an update from Dan Pena. Comedian Steph Tolev joins the Main Mommies to discuss the time an audien...

May 31, 20232 hr 8 minTranscript available on Metacast

YMH Hunger Games | Your Mom's House Ep. 709

Christina P is coming to Canada. She’ll be in Toronto, September 7 at Bluma Appel Theatre and Winnepeg, September 8 at Club Regent Event Centre. Get your tickets at https://christinaponline.com SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It’s a main mommies ONLY episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss some Hunger Games scenarios with the YMH staff that gets Tim upset, Bryan Johnson the anti aging doctor, and celebrity women who ag...

May 24, 20231 hr 22 minTranscript available on Metacast

Return Of The Roach w/ Josh Potter | Your Mom's House Ep. 708

It's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year on a military ship for a year. We review a medical quack's tweet about Pig Norm Summerton, give an update on the Enny VS Ryan basketball game, and hair transplants. Then we welcome friendly neighborhood comedian, podcaster and cockroach, Josh Potter! We discuss best strategies for Only Fans, some coo...

May 17, 20232 hr 8 minTranscript available on Metacast

Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scottie...

May 10, 20232 hr 23 minTranscript available on Metacast

Tom Saves America w/ Chris Porter | Your Mom's House Ep. 706

Watch Chris Porter’s new YouTube special “There’s No Money In Babies” available now: https://youtu.be/NlrJ_Qkmreo Tom Segura and Christina P are so incredibly excited for the Enny VS Ryan basketball game! Tom’s new soundboard is officially up and running, Christina shares some spoiler alerts, and shares things that made you laugh growing up that still make you laugh. Tom continues the fight for our country in virtual reality and the mommies discuss body inclusivity. Then we welcome stand up come...

May 03, 20232 hr 54 minTranscript available on Metacast

Raising The Stakes | Your Mom's House Ep. 705

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Tom Segura and Christina P. Would like to cordially invite you back to the Mommy Dome! What age range is appropriate to date? We open with a clip of a cool guy who got beat up by a girl, Christina continues to learn about the animal kingdom, we dive deeper into Enny and Ryan basketball game AND Enny seems to have cracked Tom’s color coding system for his soundboard! We get an update on ol’ Sh!t Eyes aka Blin...

Apr 26, 20232 hrTranscript available on Metacast

Dating Apps w/ Jay Larson | Your Mom's House Ep. 704

PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s plan to come in space, the possibility of another basketball game between two YMH staffers, and Tom’s new favorite activity: farting in front of and winking at Nadav. They watch some “Barista I Love You” videos sent in from friends of the show, as well as an update from the Dating Advice Cool Guy on “narcissistic game.” Comedian Jay Larson joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new special, “...

Apr 19, 20232 hr 59 minTranscript available on Metacast

Is YMH Garbage? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 703

Get tickets to see the AYG guys at https://areyougarbage.com We are updating our channel memberships! You now get more content for the same low prices! Become a member today by clicking the join button above or going here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with a clip of our favorite drunk guy, we talk about how hard it is to be a drunk, drugs, NASCAR and Joe Rogan's new Austin comedy club The Com...

Apr 12, 20232 hr 2 minTranscript available on Metacast

Bathroom Stunts w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 702

Go watch Ryan Sickler's special "Lefty's Son" on YouTube RIGHT now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXGHgyr2MNA SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Pull those jeans all the way over your head, because Tom Segura is coming everywhere and it might get on you. We check in on Unk Shine, follow up on coming with your dad, Lady Gaga and watch another batch of "Barista, I Love You" videos. We then welcome podcaster, standup comedian and oldschool YM...

Apr 05, 20232 hr 59 minTranscript available on Metacast

Coming In Space | Your Mom's House Ep. 701

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Welcome back to your favorite mothers’ house with Tom Segura and Christina P! Nadav is back from gambling rehab, we find the coolest blind guy, Tom reports on a murder that’s fun for the whole family, and we recap the incredible basketball game between Tom and Erie weatherman David Wolter. Tim tries to compliment Christine, Tom stands with Hilaria Baldwin, Christina makes a worrying discovery about herself a...

Mar 29, 20232 hr 43 minTranscript available on Metacast

When A.I. Strikes Back w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 700

Welcome back to the mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What bodily functions are you ok with in the shower? Where are you ok with taking a Big D? The mommies are asking the right questions. And because it's episode 700, the main mommies review some of their favorite clips from the last 100 episodes. We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! We talk about robot dogs, fighter jets and why Brian apologizes to his Google Home. They talk about the enigma that is Bert Kreischer, fi...

Mar 22, 20232 hr 42 minTranscript available on Metacast

Grossed Out | Your Mom's House Ep. 699

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Mommies only this week in the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P. We talk about a fun box of DVD's Tom had, false advertising, and big D problems. Would you rather be 400 lbs or have your spouse be 400 lbs? The fans weigh in! Christina surprises Tom with a disgusting booger confession from Ali Macofsky and Christina asks Tom maybe the coolest question of all time. They discuss sharing tapes with your...

Mar 15, 20232 hr 48 minTranscript available on Metacast

North Korea Tourism w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 698

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with tom Segura and Christina P! Tom addresses the rumors about his DSL’s, the general behavior of dudes, Jamie Lee Curtis and where Nadav has been. The mommies review more of the worst tramp stamps the fans submitted and the new Netflix show “My Lover, My Killer.” We then welcome comedian and podcaster Duncan Trussell! They talk about their end of life plans, banging in MRI machines, and burping in space, and death ceremonies. The mommies show Duncan some horrible...

Mar 08, 20231 hr 28 minTranscript available on Metacast

Trailer Trash Tammy w/ Chelcie Lynn | Your Mom's House Ep. 697

JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why you can’t burp in space, Tom’s experience at the Daytona 500, Instagram models, and gives an update on his basketball game against Erie, PA weatherman David Wolter. They watch videos of a dude explaining how to clean up before a girl comes over, and some listener-submitted videos of saying “I love you” at drive thrus. Chelcie Lynn joins the Main Mommies to discuss creating her character Trailer Trash Tammy, her upbringing in Oklahoma, ...

Mar 01, 20232 hr 49 minTranscript available on Metacast

You're Fired! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 696

Sponsors: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Unfortunately, Christina P is no longer with us, but Matt Fulchiron joins Tom Segura in her place. Matt and Tom discuss marriage and religion, share some of their wildest stories about confrontations, discuss the time Matt worked for Tom, as well as the time that Matt accidentally hooked up with a prostitute. They watch videos of a heated confrontation between a grown man and some teenagers, a freakout in an...

Feb 22, 20232 hr 38 minTranscript available on Metacast

Valentine's Day Sucks! | Your Mom's House Ep. 695

HAPPY VALENTIME’S DAY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P give their best advice for surviving Valentine’ Day, Tom responds to some listeners about where he actually came on his tour, the mommies give an update on their eye mask revelation, they take a look at some tramp stamps that give Christina a run for her money, and they discuss one of Top Dog’s truest loves: t*ts. They watch a cool update video from Unk Shine, whose camera is, of course, not facing the right way, a...

Feb 15, 20232 hr 33 minTranscript available on Metacast

Gnarly Skate Stories w/ Tony Hawk & Jason Ellis | Your Mom's House Ep. 694

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. TOM’S COMING EVERYWHERE!! Well, not quite everywhere… This week, Tom reveals where he has come, the Main Mommies debate whether you should sleep with an eye mask, they get an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter, discuss a super cool “Would You Rather” question, and get a final verdict on Burpgate from the expert himself: Dr. Drew. Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis are pro-skateboarders and hosts of the “Hawk vs...

Feb 08, 20232 hr 53 minTranscript available on Metacast

Dating Old People w/ Brian Redban | Your Mom's House Ep.693

SPONSORS: - Head to https://policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Pull your jeans all the way over your head this week with Tim and Kirstin! Christina announces to her first brown ever at the studio, he recently getting over vomit, and no one enjoys sneezes more than Tom. We have a cool guy opening clip, a cool Florida realtor, and Tom and Christina have started playing the pushing game again. Then, we see which mommy has nastier flossing habits...

Feb 01, 20232 hr 44 minTranscript available on Metacast

The Best Sex Life w/ Andrew Santino | Your Mom's House Ep.692

Watch Andrew Santino’s Standup Comedy Special “Cheeseburger” streaming now on Netflix! SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. - Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 20% off when you go to http://LiquidIV.com and use code HOUSE at checkout Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P and we are still recovering from Charo’s recent visit. We watch some clips about pronouns/gender, discuss #BurpGate, a...

Jan 25, 20232 hr 47 minTranscript available on Metacast

Torturing Tom's Mom w/ Charo | Your Mom's House Ep.691

Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by Tom’s mom, Charo, this week! They discuss their recent trip to Hawaii, their feelings about Tom’s beard trim, and Charo’s famous fart! Tim and Christine also debate who burped first on a recent episode. Charo and The Main Mommies also get into a heated debate about a necklace that was gifted to Charo, and bring Tom’s sister, Jane, to settle it. They watch a cool puke clip, some Horrible or Hilarious videos, an update from their favorite drunk cool guy, an...

Jan 18, 20232 hr 1 minTranscript available on Metacast

Tortured By Your Kids w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep.690

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. - Head to https://Policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/mom21 and use code mom21 for 21 free meals plus free shipping! Pull those jeans up because Tim and Kristin are back in the Mommy Dome and they still refuse to use wash cloths. Christina can read Tom's body better than Tom as we get into brown talk, we open the show with a ...

Jan 11, 20232 hr 8 minTranscript available on Metacast

Our New Favorite Clip | Your Mom's House Ep.689

BINGHOW!! This week, Todd and Christine discuss why they’re nice to unattractive people, the origins of some famous idioms, the celebrities who have gotten the worst plastic surgery, the woman who shot a homeless man who asked her to move her Porsche, and participate in some good old fashioned brown talk. They watch clips of a confrontation in a Starbucks, a woman explaining her face tattoos, Glendale Gary getting arrested, a handful of drunk Cool Guys, a tattooed Charo, a batch of Christina’s T...

Jan 04, 20232 hr 36 minTranscript available on Metacast

Pranking Your Kids w/ Josh Wolf | Your Mom's House Ep.688

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. - Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 20% off when you go to http://LiquidIV.com and use code HOUSE at checkout. JEANS UP!! This week, Tom and Christina discuss Back to the Future, Chuck Berry, Rocco Siffredi, Peloton instructors, which animal each of the YMH staff is, and watch a clip of girls that really want to meet Chris Larson! Josh Wolf is a comedian, actor, and writer. H...

Dec 28, 20222 hr 47 minTranscript available on Metacast

Don't Ask Me That! w/ Chad Daniels | Your Mom's House Ep.687

Did You Miss YMH Live, A Very Cool Christmas?! Don't worry! You can still watch it at https://ymhstudios.com/rentals DON’T BE A LOSER!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the Royal Family, the Department of Energy official/pup play enthusiast who was fired for stealing women’s luggage, “Wednesday” and goth culture, the National Enquirer article on Garth’s serial killer rumors, and Tom’s 2 Bears rant. They watch videos of a cool girl, revisit Dani’s famous “Hey Hitler” video, watch a b...

Dec 21, 20222 hr 10 minTranscript available on Metacast

Workout Thirst Traps | Your Mom's House Ep.686

Did You Miss YMH Live, A Very Cool Christmas?! You still have time to get into the holiday spirit! Watch it NOW through December 18th at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. HIGH AND TIGHT!! It’s just the Main Mommies for this week’s episode of YMH. Tom and Tina discuss Tom’s appearance on Kill Tony, physician assisted suicide, hot Peloton instructors, remedies for hiccups, Chris Rock and Mike Birbiglia, CP’s...

Dec 14, 20222 hr 37 minTranscript available on Metacast

Phil Hanley Was A Male Model?! | Your Mom's House Ep.685

YMH LIVE is HERE! Get into the holiday spirit with the main mommies! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, THIS FRIDAY, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Get your tickets NOW at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off debating some Would You Rathers, find out some plus sized models weren't let into a night club, and Tom reacts to his interview with Quentin Tarantino...

Dec 07, 20222 hr 54 minTranscript available on Metacast

684 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE is BACK! Just in time for the holidays! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Get your tickets NOW at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We take a stroll down memory lane with cool guys and cool parents. We open the show with cool announcements, review some cool vroom vrooms, and Mike Pence calling his wife “Mother.” Tom shows us one of the saddest things to come from the hurricane, we see a cool campa...

Nov 30, 20222 hr 51 minTranscript available on Metacast

683 - Kevin Smith - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE is BACK! Just in time for the holidays! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Get your tickets NOW at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We start with a story about their kids peeing and farting on Christina, open on a super cool guy talking about women playing games, and talk about Tom’s mom’s new terrible haircu...

Nov 23, 20222 hr 50 minTranscript available on Metacast

682 - Stavros Halkias - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE is BACK! Just in time for the holidays! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am CT at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ YOU BET I’M COMING UP IN MAY!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the worst dates they went on when they were single, whether they would ever have a threesome, the worst parts of being in their 20s, and more! They watch a video of a cool guy who urges men to go to the Philippines. Plus, Tom was on t...

Nov 16, 20222 hr 9 minTranscript available on Metacast
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