Beard Al Yankovic
While this episode’s title makes no sense and doesn’t capture what this episode is about, it makes me happy. And that matters. Transcript
Oct 23, 2024•6 min
Your Daily Lex
I work in podcasting. I’m quite charming. I wrote this bio.
Episodes
Crappy Crappy
No one wants to hear customer support horror stories. Except you! Transcript
Oct 22, 2024•5 min
A Minor
Trash talking. And a minor change. Transcript
Oct 21, 2024•5 min
Stems and Seeds
The joys of Logic’s stem splitter. Auditions. Charlie Brown. My son. My daughter. Good stuff. Transcript
Oct 17, 2024•5 min
Smart Nora Is Bad
You win some, you lose some. This week, I’ve done some of each. Transcript
Oct 16, 2024•4 min
Garage — Banned
My eyes remain an issue. Also I wasn’t murdered. Transcript
Oct 15, 2024•4 min
Fiery Pits of Hell
More thoughts on shots. Transcript
Oct 10, 2024•5 min
Leaky Faucet
Cinnamon! Synonyms! And tears. Don’t do anything rash. Transcript
Oct 08, 2024•5 min
Wafer Thin
I went to a wedding! Transcript
Oct 07, 2024•5 min
Mumblebrag
I’m not the boss of you now. Transcript
Oct 02, 2024•6 min
Promo
Play my games! Listen to my podcasts! See my shows! Buy my cereal! Transcript
Sep 30, 2024•5 min
Oops All Jingles
Here’s a slew of jingles I’ve written for my pal’s Marko tour of North American national parks. Transcript
Sep 26, 2024•8 min
Jingle Guy
Someone get me a full-time job making jingles. Transcript
Sep 25, 2024•5 min
A Couple of Couple Rhymes
Couple-related rhyming expressions. Thousands of games. And existentially, am I the funny one? Transcript
Sep 24, 2024•5 min
Learning
Self-imposed work. Transcript
Sep 23, 2024•5 min
Bussing Bussing Bussing
Bus updates! Get yer bus updates! Transcript
Sep 19, 2024•4 min
Batty
Hey, I’m in Bat Boy! As someone. Transcript
Sep 17, 2024•4 min
Chicagone
I’m back from Chicago. I missed you. Here’s a catchup on last week. Transcript
Sep 16, 2024•5 min
Not Chicago
A story told from Chicago, not about Chicago. Transcript
Sep 10, 2024•3 min
Ha Ha Ha
It’s the first day of school! Also, donate to Sandy Hook Promise. takeaction.sandyhookpromise.org/a/foundat… Transcript
Sep 05, 2024•6 min
Uphill Both Ways
A toll story. And the school year is starting. And the bus situation is subpar. Transcript
Sep 04, 2024•5 min
TFG Is Not On This Podcast
My own mother-in-law. Also soft pretzels are good. Transcript
Sep 03, 2024•5 min
The Eyes Have It
I didn’t do anything rash. But I saw another dermatologist. Transcript
Aug 29, 2024•4 min
Shots! Shots! Shots!
I got immunized. And made immunizers and interns laugh. Transcript
Aug 28, 2024•4 min
And Here's His First Pet's Name
Follow-ups on new phones, configurations, a birthday greeting, and audition questions. Transcript
Aug 27, 2024•5 min
Meat; The New Phone, Same as the Old Phone
I’m setting up a new new iPhone. It’s very frustrating. Also, my niece is visiting. Transcript
Aug 26, 2024•6 min
Prize Possessions
It was a fair day. Transcript
Aug 22, 2024•6 min
Great Scott
The true story of my Doc Brown experience. Transcript
Aug 21, 2024•5 min
On the Wall
All killer no filler week continues. Beer. Walls. Busses. We’ve got it all. Transcript
Aug 20, 2024•5 min
Flighty
I got an earlier flight. Not without dramatic tension. Transcript
Aug 19, 2024•6 min