You Had Me at Underground Tunnels

On this episode, buttery popcorn-eating beta draconian assassin, Tom, and professional three-fingered wheelchair-bound fibber, V, blow off a high-profile medical examination and go out with a bang in the underground cave system below Area 51. Tom stalks Mike in Manitoba's Facebook profile for a face reveal pic and sexy leg photos, and V is finally crowned king conspiracy with a tin foil coronet after a mere 61 episodes co-hosting a paranormal/conspiracy program.