You Had Me at Draculas

On this episode, spike-impaled towel boy to the Order of the Dragon, Tom, and the blood-chugging president of Transylvania who would live long enough to be impeached twice, V, mix up a tasty cocktail of hepatitis C positive bloody Marys to play a vampire-related drinking game. Tom blames his rabies, missing church, and general bad attitude on vampirism, and V drafts a business plan for a very specific vampire-friendly braces mail-order delivery service.