Week 2 - The Bachelor (Clayton)

If you thought Clayton was a snoozefest before... He somehow managed to lose any whisper of a personality he might have had between last week and this week. Luckily there are some interesting women on this season by which we mean Cassidy (terrible person, great TV), Elizabeth (seems like a good person, enduring emotional trauma with incredible grace on TV), and Ziwe (she's not a contestant, she was just the only other interesting person in this episode). Whoever underutilized Hilary Duff this episode should be fired, and whoever suggested Ziwe deserves a raise. In fact we'd like the two of them to host another season of the bachelorette that starts right now so we can skip the rest of Colton- we mean Clayton's season.