Will You Survive "Geopardy, Part 2": Unpredictable Trivia Tensions and Gaming Showdowns

Hello survivors and welcome back to another episode of Will you Survive .

The .

Podcast and today we got something so special for you guys because I know you liked the last one If you didn't fuck you .

But before I get to what we're doing , I am joined here by my two contestants .

Hello , I'm Alex and I'm Eric , and before we get started , I need you guys to choose your buzzer sound . Oh .

I'm going to , oh OK , so I think I'm going to go with my original me , me , me . I think it's a strong one and I think it serves its purpose . I think .

I think last time he just went Alex . I think you're right .

I think I'm going to stick with my Alex . Okay , very original .

So if you guys couldn't already tell we're doing Gepardy , Part 2 , baby Eric , are you seeing ?

the board . I am seeing the board host .

Would you like to read all of our columns that we have ?

I would . But first I'd like to say that you are by far the most handsomest game show host and I love that about you . So our categories today we have anything and everything . My favorite from last time Movies you've watched , will you survive ? And then the one I'm most interested for only for Eric , and then WYS video games .

So you know there's some from the last one , there's a couple new ones . The will you survive category . It can vary from things about the podcast , things we've done in the podcast , things about us , pretty much all that . I really couldn't think of any survival related topics . It takes a lot of brain power to think of shit that you guys might know .

I will say I'm feeling pretty confident looking at this board .

There is a Final Jeopardy question that I will be asking you guys , so it could decide it all . I would like you guys to rock paper scissors . Oh , and I will narrate .

Rock paper scissors , shoot they tied . Rock paper scissors shoot .

Yeah , and Alex wins Alex . Would you paper scissors shoot ? They tied Rock paper scissors shoot . Yeah , and Alex wins Alex would you like to pick a ?

category .

I would . So let me see here , let's see , let's see Chat . Should I play it safe or should I go big ? I think I'm kind of feeling like I want to go big here . I want to know what only for Eric is .

Only for Eric , of feeling like I want to go big here . I want to know what .

Only for eric is only for eric 500 , please , whoa only for eric , for 500 , let's see what's on the board .

It's only for eric . I feel like an unbroken what is the ? Term for the point in the planet's orbit around the sun where it is closest to the star . Eric would know this one , ale , alex , alex .

Alex Perihelion .

Let's see what's on the board . Oh , it was a Perihelion Kaboom . Who knows that ? Eric knew that , so I it's his category .

I'm starting to think that this category is not going to be nice to me .

So that is 500 points for Alex . Alex , would you like to choose another one ?

You couldn't have tortured that answer out of me . I don't know .

We were just talking about the sun .

You were literally just talking about the perihelion the other day . I've never heard that word in my life .

Okay , I mean like the category's only for Eric . I'm being gaslit , okay , go on .

No , okay , so we'll change it up . We'll go to . I'm so scared . I want to know what Will you Survive for 300 is ?

Let's see what's on the board . Will you Survive for 300 ? When was the episode , the WYS Interview , uploaded ? Oh man . Oh my God , Now that's a very important episode because your host Yep , join the podcast on that episode .

Yep , ok , so I'm going to chime in . Alex , alex , let's see , let's see , and and we didn't phrase this , we didn't say this ahead of time , but I think I think Josh is trying to call me out . Uh , I need to phrase this as a question , right ? Is that the rule ?

oh , but nobody caught it , so points still count . If eric , if eric catches you , he gets the point .

I will be thinking about it now okay , so when , uh when was the episode , the wys interview uploaded ? Uh , alex says , when was jan 2024 ? January 2024 .

What was January ?

2024? .

Eric , would you like to steal ? How specific do you want this to ?

be . I need the date . When was it uploaded ? You lost .

October 13th 2023 . You really think I've been with you that long .

No , I'm going to give it to the person who answered it closest .

When was yeah , when was October 13th 2023 ?

Okay , so it goes to the closest .

It goes to the closest . Let's see what's on the board . I know I won this March 29th 2024 is when I thought you'd been on here way longer . Yeah , no , I haven't been on here for too terribly long . The points go to Alex . Yeah , this is not good . I'm winning , Alex would you like to pick our next category ?

Yes , host , let's try anything and everything for 500 , please .

Let's see what's on the board On 11-11-24, . Who won the fight between Jake Paul and Mike Brown ? Me , me , me , me , me , eric .

Jake Paul .

Let's see what's on the board .

Between Jake Paul and Mike Brown .

Jake Paul , are you fucking dead , ass , are you dead ?

ass . Who is Jake Paul ?

Nobody caught it .

But I have an interesting conundrum there was no fight on 11-11-24 between my time and my kid .

Oh shit , you're right . Why did I put 11-11 ?

I don't know . I thought you were fucking with us . Who is nobody ? Who is nobody ?

All right . Let me get out my notebook .

Oh yeah , why'd you laugh at the host man ?

What the fuck ? I was laughing at you .

Nah , I got the green book out , bring it out host .

You won't need it , but you could bring it out . Well , you won't need it for me , this unruly character over here , I don't know who you could be talking about .

So We've got Alex .

No , you don't even need to mark down Alex , because Alex isn't going to lose any points .

I trust you to do your system host .

I gave Eric minus five at the start , so I'm just going to keep that , which is fair . Alex had minus two . I'm going to rework that it's a plus two , alright , alright . Eric just called me out because , uh , he said it wasn't on 11 , 11 um I'm pretty sure that I did .

I've forgotten .

I said earlier sometime , I think , I said sometime .

What did you forget ? I don't know , we introduced ourselves , anyways .

Oh yeah . I think this isn't good . I think Alex got the points for that .

This is unfortunate . Alex , would you like to ?

pick our next category .

I'd love to . I said Alex .

I'm so confused . He thought , because we switched our names , that you were switching our names . Oh , no , because I was actually the one who called you out host . I'm sorry , oh no , no , no , I have to .

I mean , it's already written down , I can't really change it .

It's written in ink .

School , yeah , school told me to write in ink for the rest of my life .

You're like oh , you can't keep using pencils , so like it's , you know . So the points are right . So , alex , would you like I'm gonna take those points ? Yeah , I would like to pick movies you've watched for 300 , please , movies you've watched for 300 .

Let's see what's on the board . Nobody even got those 2012 film franchise . Did we not finish with two movies left in that franchise , me ?

Me , me .

Eric . Oh what is the Hunger Games . Let's see if that's the correct answer . It was .

The .

Hunger .

Games yes , turns out we never finished the freaking thing .

I wasn't there , I did recommend it , I think to you guys from the behind the scenes , but I wasn't on . I did recommend it , I think , to you guys from the behind the scenes , but I wasn't on the podcast yet , if I remember correctly , the reason we didn't finish it is because we felt it was just very political yeah .

It kind of deviated from the whole survival point , but in a different way , I don't know .

I get it , I get it , I get it . You know just , lazy Eric , would you like to pick the ?

next category yes , host , I would like to do .

only for Eric for 100 . Only for Eric for 100 . Coming from Eric , let's see what's on the board . What city holds the record for the highest altitude among the world's capital cities ?

All right , alex .

Alex .

What is the city of La Paz ?

Eric , you literally Okay . You're disappointing me , Eric . I had these questions just for you . It's only for Eric .

I was trying to give you the head start on things .

Yeah , you would think , and I don't even think . You even have answers . I'm just going to reveal it it's the city of la paz . Yeah , I knew that . I'm just yeah , no , no how , minus two points well , alex , I would like to say it was it was nice playing with you , man I I .

It was a good game I expect better , okay , wait . So I at least thought that you would have known this from the game you guys were just playing .

I've never heard of that place in my life . I thought that's how you came up with this . No , what I'm realizing , I'll give you some insider knowledge here , coming into the corner of Eric here . I don't know any of these questions that are going to be in the only for Eric section and that's about guaranteed .

Only for Eric .

It's in the name . It's only for .

Eric . So what's your pick ?

I don't think you took enough puffs . You're playing the long game .

You're waiting for some really high points he's going for end game .

I'm just testing the waters . This is like chess to him , isn't it ? You're testing it , you gotta . I know , I know you know , I know you know .

The rest of them , though , you got it guaranteed alex for sure , alex . Would you like to pick the next category ?

you know I I'd love to host I'm a little afraid of that , uh wys video games . So I'm gonna go back to will you survive for 400 ?

Will you survive for 400 ? Let's see what's on the board . This movie takes place in a post-apocalyptic Australia , alex , where a father Alex what is cargo ?

Let's see . I would have gotten that wrong actually . It is cargo , let's go . I read too fast . I read Australian and I was thinking of Little Monsters .

I didn't read the rest of it , that's good , yeah , it's almost like you know , you got to be quick with it but also still read the question . Yeah , you gotta you gotta kind of pause you know a little bit when you're you , oh , you gotta be like eric and then read it a little more than what I got stopped off on , and then you can you probably get it .

You are one of the people on this podcast .

It is the Will you Survive category . I'm just saying I expect better , but it's fine

category . No , yeah , I understand .

I'm getting angry .

I would love to pick another category .

I'm getting angry . I would love to pick another category .

You're getting angry , I'm getting angry , all right , all right , host , I will try to uh temper your , your temper with uh . Will you survive for 500 eric ?

I swear to fucking god , you hate me why ?

eric , I swear to god I should have . I should have picked the only for eric , huh , you wanted that no , no , no , actually I'm okay .

no , you said , will you survive 500 ? Let's see what's on the board . What is my cat's name ? Oh , me , me , me , eric , oh I actually think I know it .

Who is Mokey ? Yeah , there it is baby , let's go .

Eric got it , he's up to

I think I'm going just by the main digits .

I think I'll just count that as 14 points and him as 14 .

Yeah , you're never getting another point from here on out . All right , let another point from here on out , I think .

I definitely forgot to put points on the last one . So , alex , I'm just going to write some down in here . An arbitrary amount of points Doesn't really matter .

This is good stuff . Do you know what this reminds me of ? I'm still in the denial phase Hang on . This reminds me of something . It reminds me of some of my favorite episodes of uh another podcast where something is completely , totally unfair and favored towards one player I would never say something like that against the wonderful host .

What is wrong with he ?

doesn't even have his own category I don't have my own category I don't have .

It's only for alex cheese . It might as well be . You know , some people are just ungrateful .

Can we move on to the next category ?

I guess you get to pick , so .

Mine is something To be determined later .

Determine it later . Oh my God Eric you got that one .

Pick a category . I just fucking squealed .

I laugh any harder . I'm going to start sn one . Pick a category . I just fucking squealed Minus . Tbd I laugh any harder . I'm gonna start snorting , dude , I just- .

Let's go . Wys video games for 500 .

Of course you'd go for the video games one .

That's the only thing I got at the moment For 500 you have your own category .

Wy's video game 500 . I'm getting angry . Let's see what's on the board , guys . In this game you are in a plane crash and when you awake , your son is a nice find him . You must survive on an island full of mutant or humanoid creatures . What is it ?

me Eric . What is , what is ?

the forest ? Oh crap , let's see what's on the board . It is the forest . Yeah , it's a survival game .

Closest thing I could think of was Dead Island .

Yeah , it's mutant .

You gotta show him a clip of the forest , because shit gets wild on the forest , it gets wild fast . After . She's like oh they're cannibals .

And then it's crazy .

To keep them away from your camp , you have to dismember them and put them on sticks .

For everybody . If I can just do a slight little interrupt here , All of our TikTok viewers go over and follow Will you Survive Gaming ? There's stuff up now . There's stuff up , yeah , and we want to get them to 1,000 so that they can go live with us and they can go live playing games .

We play those games .

They play Project Zomboid . They played that one . One I've been posting today was Chain Together , chain Together . We've played that one . I've been posting this today . What is it ? Chain Together , chain .

Together We've played that . We're basically pros at that game now .

Of course Minecraft . You guys Minecrafted up .

Yeah , we have a hardcore server that we've been playing on for a while . We've got a lot of days on it .

By the way , I don't know if you guys have ever seen this video . I just saw it . Uh , two days ago it was a german grandfather who gave his grandson mein kampf . Oh , the grandson asked for minecraft , minecraft . But the way they said it in german was hilarious . They sounded identical . He's like , yeah , nine , nine , mein kampf , mein kampf .

It was hilarious , fucking grandpa bought his algorithm is gonna hear us saying mineconf , and it's gonna , it's gonna dude , you are right , you're right . Here comes the next scary mustache man is about to take down anyways isn't that ironic , eric , you got that last one and look , you're tied , you're almost tied with points on the board .

Yeah , here we go .

Fucking . Finally , dude , it's literally only for Eric . I'm giving you all of these questions that I know you know the answers to . Like we've talked about this . You said 200 ? 200 . That's a little you know .

I thought you would have went for 400 .

I have a chance for every one of these categories other than video games .

Like you know , I thought you would have went for 400 just because , you know I'm going to go with 200 . That's fine , that's fine , you know . Let's see what's on the board . Which novel by Franz Kafka tells the story of a man who wakes up one morning to find himself transformed into a giant insect ? Aw , dude .

How do you not know this ? How would I know ?

this ? How would you know , alex ?

Alex , you were literally . Okay , alex , would you like to ?

What is the metamorphosis ?

Like Eric . Oh my , let's see what's on the board . It's the metamorphosis . You wrote your senior paper on this book .

I didn't even have a senior year .

It was paper .

On this book I didn't even have a senior year , it was just like two weeks ago on the podcast you talked about this book . You were literally talking yo like have y'all read the book metamorphosis ? You told us we had to read it who the fuck is , franz kafka , the person who wrote metamorphosis .

You should know , god okay , I'm , but this is funny enough . I have to interrupt Seahawks . Seahawks is getting the gist of the argument . She came down in a bubble dog .

Her sister was a witch Don't make a witch in the West .

She was a princess .

She came down in a bubble dog .

Yeah .

Don't make a witch in the East , bro , in a bubble dog , yeah don't give me these , bro . I think I won that one , huh yeah alex won that one .

He gets to pick the next category . I want to go with anything and everything for 400 tj anything and everything for 400 eric .

You better be ready to buzz in .

I swear to fucking God Me me me . Eric Eric .

Oh , me , me me .

Yes , Eric . Who is Dwayne the Rock Johnson ? Okay , I'm just going to .

This isn't a video podcast , so they can't read it , so I'm just going to read it real quick . Who is literally the most dog water actor and worst human on the planet Earth ?

Eric said Dwayne the Rock Johnson , dwayne the Rock Johnson .

He said who Dwayne the .

Rock Johnson .

Let's who Dwayne the Rock Johnson . Let's see Dwayne the Rock Johnson .

Hey , dwayne if you're listening oh fuck , I fucking hate you .

Where'd the money ?

go Dwayne . Where'd the money go ? I'm so sick and tired . I'm on my TikTok all the time and I keep seeing this fucking trailer for Red 1 , your stupid little holiday movie that you're doing . You're doing the same fucking character and how does it even make sense ? You're not an elf , you're like six foot fucking four . It doesn't make sense . Duane and you .

Can I can ? Can I say the audience can't see this , but you know how most nicknames are quoted . Tj just put them in parentheses the Rock .

It's true , he did .

Dwayne the .

Rock .

Johnson .

Parenthetic .

No parentheses means multiply . Okay , you multiply Dwayne by the Rock .

And then again by Johnson .

Fuck you .

You guys know how the Rock pees .

The Rock ? I'm talking shit , but I really don't have anything against you . Do you know how the rock pees the rock ? I'm talking shit , but I really don't have anything against you .

Do you know how the rock pees ? How he Dwayne's his Johnson , oh my God .

Oh my God , that was bad .

In the water bottles on set . He Dwayne's his Johnson and then he makes his freaking assistant throw it away . Who does that Go to the bathroom , motherfucker god is that true ?

yes , you know what you get . You know what you get when you slap duane johnson's what . What happens when you slap duane johnson's ass ? You hit rock bottom okay , are we ready ?

uh , next , next , next one I had to hit my vape because I'm so stressed out . Fuck , Eric . Would you like to pick a category or something ? God .

Yeah , sure , wis Video Games for $400 . Shit , of course you would go there , yeah . I would actually WIS Video .

Games . Let's see what's on the board , guys . What is the character Joel's last name in the game ? The Last of Us ?

What .

Now me .

I know this right away , I didn't even have to look it up . I didn't look it up . You can fact check me after this , alex , yes , alex .

What is ?

Willis . I'll say that's very close , alex . But Eric , would you like to steal what is Wilkins Close in the wrong way ? I would just be guessing that's very close .

Alex . But Eric , would you like to steal what is Wilkins Close in the wrong way ? I would just be guessing there's two L's in it . Me , me , me . Yes , Eric , who is Williams ?

Okay , I'm going to fact check myself on this .

Are you ? I don't know , I have no idea .

I'm stealing an answer .

Alex , that's not fair .

Yes , what is ?

Miller .

Your Honor flag . Flag on the play hey to be fair , I'll get the green book out .

God , I told on myself and I said I'm stealing this answer , eric . I looked over at my neighbor and read his answer . You better not .

Minus two points from Eric , but plus eight points to Eric , minus something from Alex Wait .

Minus two , but then plus eight . Why ?

not just plus six , eric , minus one point . Okay , that's what I thought . Okay , we didn't even get to see what's on the board . Let's see what's on the board it's miller so who gets that point ?

I feel like josh got that point in the name josh .

What's the next category name of ? Both of you get points . Okay , rock paper scissors to see who gets to pick the next category .

I will narrate .

Damn it . Are you ready , alex ?

wins .

Would you like to pick the next category ?

I'm going to go movies you've watched for 500 , TJ .

Movies you've watched for 500? . Let's see what's on the board . This movie should be an S ? Tier on the official WIS ranking , but Eric is a little baby and put it lower , Alex what is Sean of the dead ? Let's see what's on the board . Sean of the dead minus 50 points .

What the fuck .

It should be S tier . I lost points in an answer . It should be S tier .

Eric .

It really should be S tier no fuck you that shit's a fucking B tier movie , at best no .

Whoa , you hear that chat . You cannot accept that chat .

Minus Well when it makes me lose points in an answer .

Minus no . Shaun of the Dead is S tier . Minus it's a masterpiece .

It's all I got , alex , would you like to pick the next category ?

Yeah , I'd like to stick with my role here . Let's go movies you've watched for 400 , please , TJ .

Let's see what you got on the board . What was the main character's name in the movie Zombies ? At the Beginning , I couldn't tell you .

Oh my God , that is a deep fucking , cut Me , me , me . That is .

Now I'll give you a hint . How far back do I have to go ? She doesn't have a last name .

Yeah , try to remember , you called it . You already called me , didn't ?

you ? What was the chick's name from Alien ?

That was Ripley .

Oh , Ripley . Who is Ripley .

You know damn well , that's not it , that's close enough .

It's basically oh wait , what if it you know what ? Alex ? Yes , it's basically oh wait , what if it you know what ? Alex ? Yes , who is riley ? No way , no , I mean dude they copied everything .

That would be hilarious oh , okay that would be so funny me , me , me .

Yes , eric , who is a name that I can't pronounce ? Nope , alex , one last try who is alpha .

That is unfortunately incorrect . Neither of them got it . Neither of them get the points . Let's see what's on the board . Her name was Sharon .

Sharon .

I would never have .

No , no , I wouldn't have guessed that one , I know points on the board , but dog water movie I got the green book out .

If you guys , you know you can't see this , this isn't a video podcast .

Oh , I wonder who's losing points .

It's probably me , eric , I was going to give you plus fucking 20 for the .

I can't pronounce her name , shit , right , I don't even believe it .

I don't believe it . You just sabotaged yourself , bro .

This is self-sabotage , this feels like a parent who's like well , now you don't get this , knowing damn well they were never going to give you that you know what this is .

This is self-fulfilling prophecy , right ?

here . Yeah , what are you ? My therapist Also host . You suck . You didn't even give him points for the last time he got points . You're welcome for pointing that out , eric . I didn't give a fuck anymore , that's fine .

I mean , you are clearly winning on the board . I don't ? You know , I could just be not writing shit in this book the whole time . Yeah , I could just be bullshitting , but like it's fine . You know , I don't believe you . Neither of you got that . I'll just arbitrarily pick somebody to pick something .

Um oh great . Oh , I thought you were gonna pick one I . I saw what you scrolled over and I got scared .

I thought that's what he was going to do too , Eric would you like to pick one , I'll pick one .

Let's do anything and everything for 200 .

Anything and everything for 200 . Now I know exactly what's below this . Let's see what's on the board . Who is the eighth president of the United States ? The eighth , yeah , the most important , like he did so much , much . I'll give you guys a hint it was a he um alex ?

yes , who is polk ?

eric , would you like to steal ? Yeah , me , me , me . Who is thomas edison ?

oh no , I know what it is . I know what it is . I don't know , alex , who is Tyler you ?

know I hate to do this to you guys , but I'm going to lower on your level . I'm going to give you a hint . This man has three names . The middle one is Last name . Starts with a B .

Well , there goes all my guesses . Are you sure ? Did you look this up ? I am so fucking positive . Last name starts with a , b . Well , there goes all my guesses .

Are you sure ? Did you look this up ? I am so fucking positive . He was so influential . Questioning the host yes , alex , who is ?

Van Buren .

Hey , eric . Yeah , let's see what's on the board , martin .

Van Buren , bitch , I didn't even know he was the president . He's the eighth , literally the most influential president of our time .

Yeah , you know , of our time .

Because he did so much more than Washington Adams Jefferson .

Alex , you should literally know this . You were there . Lincoln .

You voted Jackson . Yeah , who did you vote for in that election ? Jackson had slaves .

Nobody cares about him , even though that's kind of my last name .

Fuck that about him , even though that's kind of my last name fuck that literally like you probably own my residence problem .

Your people took their name from him exactly that's true . I feel like I should be entitled to some reparations here you got his name ?

no , I feel like you know the other Jackson's get shit . You see , for Michael Jackson he got killed , okay , but his dad , greatness , talk about getting shit bro . Yeah , you know he didn't get . He got killed , okay , but his dad beat greatness into the entire family bro .

Yeah , you know , he didn't get brutalized and beaten by his dad his whole life . Anyways , he had an easy life .

They're here . Who the zombies ? I thought the gate would stop them . They knocked it down instantly .

How much time do we have ? They're already here , we should have bought that beautiful Los Angeles dream house in that safe neighborhood that Corinne showed us .

I know it was so much more defensible and Corinne would have had us moved in before the apocalypse .

Do you think it's too late to call her now ? I'll try .

No , no , we should have called Corinne sooner . We should have called Corinne sooner .

Don't wait until it's too late . Call Corinne Salas today at 714-510-6443 , and buy your Los Angeles dream house now . That's 714-510-6443 . You can also find her on Instagram at nexthomebycorinne , or visit her website at corinnesalasnexthomegrandviewcom . That's C-O-R-I-N-N-E-S-A-L-A-S . Dot . Nexthomegrandviewcom .

I'm in a state of shock and disappointment . Us .

Eric , do you want to pick ?

something . I know you want to pick something . We're not getting the comment right .

Does it matter ? Yeah , of course it matters , you're literally above him on the board .

This is like pre-tax . Let's go with WIS Video Games for $300 .

Okay , WIS Video Games for $300 . Let's see what's on the board . Where can people go to get clips of us playing video games and being idiots ? Me ?

me , me , me me will you survive gaming on tiktok ? Let's see what's on the board what is ? Will you survive gaming on ?

tiktok . Let's go make sure to go check us out on tiktok . Will you survive gaming ? We got two videos up there , right now give us a follow give us a follow also give me a follow and send me a thousand dollars and I'll get your name tattooed on me . Uh , would you like to pick another ?

one eric wys video games for 200 host okay , wys , video games for 200 .

Let's see what's on the board . In this survival game , you play as a group of kids shrunken by a mad scientist . Me , me , me , yes , er , me , yes , eric . What is grounded ? Let's see what's on the board . It is grounded , woo , woo woo , woo , woo .

It's basically Honey . I Shrunk the Kids .

That's what I was thinking .

Yeah , the last one was for 300? . Yeah , okay , I didn't add it .

You forgot to give me points .

Yeah , I forgot to give you points , so that was 300 .

This one's 200 . Yeah .

I added it . I added it . Nope , you only added 300 . I fucking added it . Okay , you know what ? No , you didn't . You added 200 and then you added 100 .

Ooh , he's going back to the green book .

I saw it coming .

Can't correct the host dude .

It doesn't matter , I suck up to him . I lose points . I say nothing , I lose points . You get an answer right , I lose points , eric , plus two million points . See , look at that I feel like it's going to be followed by minus two million and one .

Eric , minus two million and one See Plus ten . Okay .

All this math is so excessive .

Eric , pick another category , he's not going to calculate this , let's go .

Will you survive gaming for 100 ? Will you ?

survive video games for 100? . This game is about surviving the depths of hell whilst chained . Me , me , me .

What is chained together .

I actually knew that . One See what's on the board , it is chained together . I actually knew that one see what's on the board , it is chained together . Congratulations , eric . You have cleared out the entire wis video games category . Would you like to pick another category ?

the rest is mine . Yes , let's go except for only for eric . I mean , you would get your head out of your ass you would have dominated that category .

Will you survive for 200 ? Will you survive for 200 ? Will you ?

survive for 200? . Let's see what's on the board . Eric was almost named this at birth Me , me , me .

Yes .

Eric , who is Skyler ? Oh God , let's see what's on the board .

It is .

Skyler , Fun fact everybody .

Eric's name was almost Skyler , whose choice was that gonna be .

We all know we're not gonna say it . Hey , thanks for saving me , I got you who ?

who is jessica ?

who ? Who is jessica ?

I don't know who is jessica who is .

This is who is . Who is jessica . Anyways , eric , would you like to pick ?

another one Movies you've watched for 200 . What Movies you've watched for 200 ?

Sure , let's see what's on the board . What is the main threat in the movie Day Zero , according to ?

Eric and .

I I think . Alex got that .

What is zombie babies ?

I feel bad . I'm just gonna let's see what's on zombie baby .

Eric , he didn't even watch the movie , oh my god plus 200 for .

Eric , thank you , you get the points , alex also . Oh yeah , like you're losing Alex , would you like to pick a category ?

I mean here , let me go the hopelessness that eric is displaying . Is there even a point ? Why don't I go with only for eric for 400 ?

oh , gee , thanks no , I don't even know how I would know . This category is only for eric . Therefore , eric knows all of this because it's only for eric that's , everybody understands this except for Eric .

You would think , right , yeah ?

I literally know the exact answer to this question because we were literally talking about it like last Wednesday .

You would think that I would know this . You would think that you know this the category .

Yeah , we're talking on Wednesday about it , uh-huh , but like , let , we were talking on Wednesday about it , uh-huh , but like , let's see what's on the board .

Yeah , show me the shenanigans , only for .

Eric for 400 . What is the title of the debut studio album by the American rock band Nirvana , released in 1989 ? Alex , yes , alex Fuck .

Bleach . I wouldn't have known that . Oh , what is bleach Me , me ?

What is bleach ? Finally , one of y'all catched . Oh my , I've been Literally . I don't want to call you guys out on it , but you guys are freaking horrible on that . Eric , I know , I know what is bleach you got it . You got it Bleach .

You got it . You got it , yes .

Woo .

Minus 200 points , wow Okay .

I should have known this bourbon was starting to taste a little too good .

It's crazy how I'm still losing .

Look after tax . You might lose Eric . Would you like to pick a category For the listeners ? We have anything and everything for 100 . Movies you've watched for 100 . Will you survive for 100 and only for Eric for 300 ? Those are our remaining categories . I wonder what he's going to pick .

All right , let's go anything and everything for 100 .

Let's see what's on the board ? Weighing around eight pounds , this is the human body's largest organ Me , me , me , yes , eric , the skin .

This is the human body's largest organ , me , me , me , yes , eric the skin . What is the skin ?

oh you , son of a bitch , I almost got himself .

Let's see what's on the board .

It is skin yes , fun fact , skin is an organ that's right eight pounds .

I feel like I got a lot of more skin than that , but I ?

yeah , I feel like that will vary depending on the person . No , it won't .

It won't no because it's the subcutaneous fat that adds to or subtracts the skin is the same .

But you're telling me that a six foot four dude doesn't have more skin than me .

We'll have more , yeah , but it's going to be by variation .

It says around eight pounds .

Oh , you're right , it does say around so unless you're like nine foot .

I don't think that's going to be like so indefinitely .

Babies have far less I think there's a high range . And we're probably talking exclusively adults .

Okay , so we need to weigh our skins .

There's a scale to do that .

That is insane .

Let's move on . Eric's skin is going to be inherently lighter . I like that .

I like that .

That was good Good jokes from the host . I see what you did there . That was funny , I'm going to go to the book that was good .

I'm going to go to the book , Just for the chat , just so you know . By complexion we go from darkest to lightest . Tj , Alex , Eric , yeah , Because it's lighter .

it was a funny joke . It was a funny joke . Eric , would you like to pick another one ? It ?

was good . Sure , let's go . Movies you've watched for 100 .

Movies you've watched for 100 . Let's see what's on the board .

Alex .

Yes , alex , who's this guy ?

Tick , tick , tick . What is the flare ?

Let's see what's on the board . Alex got that one . Let's go , eric , I forgot to give you the last one .

How'd you like that ?

How'd you like that call ?

out before it was even up .

The audience doesn't even know the question .

Oh , I'm sorry , I'm sorry , I'm sorry , audience , I'm sorry , I was just so excited to challenge my knowledge . I just wanted to challenge my knowledge . Don't hate me , host . I was like challenging myself . I went in the green book guys .

I went in the book . I went into it .

He was practicing his divination .

The question was what was the virus called in the Maze Runner franchise ? The answer was the flare . Alex got the points . Alex , would you like to choose another one ?

We will go with . I'm going to try to give Eric a break here . We're going to go only for Eric for 300 , please , tj .

Hey , thanks , man . Okay now , eric , really lock in for this one . I got the last one . I don't know why you're talking crap here . Like really lock in , no , because we also talked about this last one . I don't know why you're talking crap here .

Like really lock in ? No , Because we also talked about this last Wednesday . I'm literally locked in .

I'm not letting you , I'm so locked in .

I'm not going to let you win this one .

Let's see You're not going to get this . What it is , only for Eric , for 300 .

Name the company .

Me me me name the company that introduced the first commercially available lithium-ion battery in 1991 alex , what ?

what is sony ?

eric . Oh , what is duracell ? I just wanted to give you like a chance um , eric and I'm I'm so just not proud of you because it is sony alex got the points . Not proud of you because it is Sony . Alex got the points Disappointed , I just you know .

How did you miss every one of your category ? I got one . Oh , you stole it from me . Yeah , yeah , you're right , that's the same .

Hey , rules are rules , man .

You know , tj this guy how could he not know one of his categories ? You custom made this category just for him . I literally tailor made it just for him .

How ungrateful . I literally got one right . I literally got one right Tailor made for all five foot two of him .

Okay , and he still didn't get any of them .

And I feel like he's not taking this seriously .

Nope still wrong , he's just not .

Five five .

Five , four , five , seriously . And he's still wrong . He's just not five five , four , five four . He just doesn't even .

You know , he doesn't even care doesn't even care yeah , doesn't even care that we have that's all of your hard work .

One last thing on the board . He doesn't even care about that .

He he wouldn't even I'll choose it . I'll choose it , alex .

I'll do it would you like to choose the last thing on the board ? I got your back . Okay , will you survive ? Will you choose the last thing on the board ? I got your back .

Will you survive for ?

100? .

I thought you were going to be like Only for Eric for 600 .

Imagine I scroll down it only goes on that column .

It keeps going down .

Will you survive for 100 ? Let's see what it is . What was the first episode Me ? Will you survive for 100 ? Let's see what it is . What was ?

the first episode Me , me me .

Yes , I am , it begins .

What is it begins ? What was that ?

What is it ?

begins Now .

Well , are you asking . Are you asking will you survive ? Or since you joined ? I'm going to explain myself .

I'm going to explain myself . So , viewers , if you don't know which you should know , you should be huge fans of us and already have us tattooed on you .

But this podcast started in August 2023 .

A little earlier than that , they were recording like way earlier than that . It's a little earlier than that . They were recording like way earlier than that . It's a little weird . Um , the first thing uploaded on to the platforms that were on was it begins , but the first episode was dawn of the dead .

Hey , you know what ?

That's big math , because 400 is more than 100 .

What's that ?

Oh my God , it is , it's Final .

Gepardy Whoa , no way , oh my God , it is it's Final Gepardy .

Whoa , no way . Now , guys , nobody would know this because you're just listeners here and you're not behind the scenes . But behind the scenes I told the boys they were wondering what movie we're going to watch for the next episode and I was like you don't need to watch one unless you want extra credit . Oh fuck , oh God , help me

Totally not straight to DVD . On par with Shaun of the Dead , literally like basically the same . I'm going to my green book real quick now so do I stand as good of a chance as you do to get this question right ?

not if you haven't watched it . Oh okay , now I'm going to double check my question just to make sure I'm asking the right one and I know the answer . Alex , would you like to tell them what the movie was called ?

The movie was called Thanks Killing , from 2008 .

You know , so very topical Not to date ourselves here , but it is near Thanksgiving time , so you know , I thought I'd give them some really nice little hour-long movie . It wasn't that long Hour and six , to be precise . I would like you guys to tell me something . Answer this question . Okay , what's the kill count from Thanksgiving or Thanksgiving ?

Me , me , me . Yes , eric , what is 21 ?

Alex , what is ? I think , what is 7 ?

Oh shit , I was way off .

And now , mind you , I'm counting the dog .

Where's the dog ?

Now , I'm not .

And the first one I'm counting , the very first one .

I'm gonna give the person who was closest the grand prize of 200,000 points . I'm joking . You really thought , eric . You thought it was just an L . It's only like 50 points . Okay , final jeopardy . It's decision making time , that's not .

Even if you gave me 20,000 points , I think I still lose . No , no , no , no no , it's 500 points .

Okay , I changed my mind . It's 500 points . Eric , you could still win this While he's telling the socials . I'm going to tally up all the stuff in the green book , including the stuff on the screen . I am counting just the two front numbers of each of the numbers on the board , which is 39 for Eric , 26 for the bald one , damn .

Seven .

The total amount of kills , slash deaths .

That's my drumroll .

It was 14 .

14? . Oh wait , does that make a smack dab in the middle ?

That makes a smack dab in the middle .

That means that I'm gonna have to give you guys another question .

Hey , good shit Nice , I thought you guys would have got it .

Now , this is from the official Kill Count deadmeatfandomcom . Counted deaths is 10 . I'm not counting like , I'm counting all of the deaths total , so that's 14 . Because you know he goes like off-screen shit and whatever , so the off-screen shit didn't count . So I'm just going to ask a simple question about Thanksgiving . Eric , did you watch it ?

Yes .

What was the third thing uploaded onto the channel ?

Are you asking us To both of you ? Are you asking us both To both of you ?

What is the third thing ? So you know , it begins . You know Dawn of the Dead .

Alex .

Yes , Alex .

What is Shaun of the Dead ?

Oh , you might be right . What was the answer ?

What is Shaun of the Dead ?

Eric , what was your answer ?

I don't think I'm right . But what is Resident Evil ? That was way later . I think you're right .

And drumroll please .

Alex gets the 500 points because you know he's just better and he knows more than you . Eric , alex is Shaun of the Dead .

An S-tier movie S-tier .

S-tier movie Listenersers . I know you can tell it , we are tired as shit . That means I'm just defeated .

It's about time for this episode to end .

It has been an hour and like two minutes .

I have so much energy , but I'm just plotting On how I'm going to overthrow this corrupt government .

Now .

I don't know what you're talking about .

Alex make it a little long so I can tally up the points . Give them our socials .

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Pretty much . It's a lot of torturing each other .

Which is kind of the nature of all of our relationships . I think so .

If you couldn't tell from this episode Especially when I'm tiling up the points here . So on the board we have Eric with 39 , alex with 26 . So I'm just going to put that here 39 , 26 . You would think this sounds good for me . So , tallying up all of yours , eric , I'll even show you . There's a bunch of stuff there tallied up here .

Oh see , that's more Alex ended up with 216 .

That's positive 216 . So if we add it together I already added it together on the book , or whatever I wrote it down it says doesn't win in a big circle right here . That's on Eric's side and the reason that this is this way . Congratulations , alex . You're the winner . Eric , you left during a recording , last recording , you left the room .

That's right . Did you guys make a deal ? We made a handshake deal .

What the fuck ? We made a handshake deal .

This is straight up distractible . Now , what the fuck , guys ? This is straight up .

We're ripping the fuck out of distractible . But hear me out . You left during the recording . That was kind of rude , so I was just like yo , no matter what happens .

Look at this guy . Look at this guy .

No , no , don't do that , don't do that . No , no , eric Eric , listen , listen , listen , listen . You didn't even get to hear our whole plan . No , you didn't get to hear it Put the headphones back on .

He's putting the headphones back on .

You're going to make me sit here and okay .

So scheming . You know , we did a handshake deal and he was going to win no matter what . So all of this was for nothing on your part . Alex gets to dub , he gets to pick whatever movie he wants , or whatever . I sent him all of the answers for only for Eric .

I sent them all beforehand .

Not not any other category , just only for Eric . Yeah , somehow I , I didn't I didn't figure that out .

Not any other category , just only for Eric . Yeah , somehow , I didn't figure that out .

But I thought knowing Heliosphere was a little weird . You really thought he knew the answer to fucking . What was this ?

I thought Heliosphere was a little weird .

Hold on what was the 500 one ?

Also , yeah , sony , I thought would have been a little weird too .

What is the term for the point in a planet's orbit around the sun where it is closest to the star ? You thought he just knew that .

Off the brain meat , bro , Look look , truth be told , that is some random science fact . Alex would know he started off with that .

He did the 500 at the perihelion . Are you dead ?

I will say this . I will say this he is right . Like I am one of those fucking weirdos who I'm always watching , uh , documentaries on science , uh , space , and like I'm obsessed with space , so that one was probably the most likely that I would have known .

All of the rest , though , yeah , truth be told , I should have I .

All he sent me was the answers . I didn't know the questions so I had no idea what the questions were . So I'm looking at all these answers like what the ?

fuck . I said in order bleach .

What the fuck could the question be for this ? And I'm trying to think like , okay , what can you use to purify water if you don't have ? Like maybe , what can you like all of the different things bleach could be used for ?

Uh , eric loser speech . This is rigged because you lost eric . This is , this is eric . You're a loser , you lost yeah , this .

Yeah , this is no . I gathered that you don't win . This is yeah , okay , alex , your winner speech , my winner speech .

I will be absolutely gracious and I will be very humble in saying this is what I get . I deserve this win because I didn't walk away from the recording .

How humble .

Because I respect my co-hosts so much , I won't just walk away from the recording . How humble . Because I respect my co-hosts so much , I won't just walk away from you guys . Hey , you should wipe your nose a little bit .

It's looking a little brown from TJ's ass . My skin is brown .

God , I already lost . You're such a racist . Pull out the book . This goes to next episode . This goes to next episode .

This goes to next episode . Oh great , okay , I'm going to let me go to the next page . Yep , okay .

Wait the next , the next page TJ . Is that the one that's dated March 25th 2025 ? Right , didn't we ? Didn't we handshake like he's not gonna win between now and then ?

oh yeah , no , we did yeah honestly , I'm gonna pretend like next episode . Oh man , oh no , what a bummer bro you're like that .

You're like that little kid in the social media oh , no , what a bummer man .

Thank you all for listening . This has been the Will you Survive podcast . My name is TJ , that's Alex , that's Eric . Eric was the loser Stupid mustache . We love him , though I promise we're not mean to him . But yeah , really . Thank you all for listening . Until next time . News to me stay alive and fuck you , dwayne the rock .