Send us a text Barefoot, freshly self-operated on, and trapped in a hospital from hell. Our harrowing journey continues as we navigate through blood-stained hallways and encounter horrors that defy explanation. The waiting room holds our first clue - a dead security guard with valuable equipment. We quickly discover that proper navigation requires more than just courage as we arm ourselves with a baton, handcuffs, and keys. Desperation forces us to don the guard's bloodied clothes simply to have...
Jul 11, 2025•38 min
Send us a text You blink awake on a cold operating table, surgical clamps still attached to your open appendix wound. The operating room is eerily dark except for a sliver of red emergency lighting from a slightly ajar door. Something is terribly wrong. This special episode of Will You Survive takes a different approach as hosts TJ, Eric, and Alex navigate a medical nightmare scenario where survival depends on quick thinking and stomach-churning decisions. When our protagonists discover the dise...
Jul 04, 2025•44 min
Send us a text Dive into the minds of our survival podcast hosts as they abandon their usual movie reviews for a hilarious word association challenge that reveals just how differently we all think about survival concepts. The premise seems simple enough: one host thinks of a survival-related word while the others try to guess it, receiving numerical ratings for each guess. But what unfolds is a fascinating exploration of how our brains make connections—sometimes logical, sometimes bewildering—be...
Jun 29, 2025•1 hr 5 min
Send us a text The iconic survival tale Cast Away takes center stage as TJ, Alex, and Eric dissect Tom Hanks' four-year island adventure with unflinching honesty and plenty of laughs. What would you do if stranded alone with nothing but FedEx packages and a volleyball for company? Our hosts immediately tackle the film's most controversial moment - Chuck's reluctance to open the washed-up packages. "There's no laws here," Alex declares, explaining why he'd rip them open immediately rather than pr...
Jun 20, 2025•59 min
Send us a text We dive into the horror-comedy "Cooties" where a cafeteria food virus turns elementary school children into zombie-like infected creatures, forcing teachers to band together and fight for survival against their former students. • Film stars Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, and Alison Pill as teachers trapped in a school with infected children • The virus only fully "zombifies" pre-pubescent children while adults only get flu-like symptoms • Transmission occurs through bites and scratche...
Jun 13, 2025•1 hr 1 min
Send us a text Could you survive an alien invasion? When towering tripods emerge from beneath the streets, using humans as gardening material for mysterious red plants, would you know what to do? Steven Spielberg's 2005 adaptation of War of the Worlds offers a masterclass in both catastrophic alien invasion scenarios and questionable parenting choices. Tom Cruise plays Ray Ferrier, a divorced father who suddenly must protect his estranged children from death rays, human desperation, and unhinged...
Jun 06, 2025•57 min
Send us a text Graham Hess, a former reverend who lost his faith after his wife's tragic death, faces an alien invasion with his brother Merrill and two children on their isolated farm. • Importance of situational awareness in recognizing abnormal patterns in your environment • Animals going quiet as nature's warning system for approaching danger • Proper shelter fortification techniques using available household items • Everyday objects can become improvised weapons in crisis situations • Havin...
May 30, 2025•1 hr 3 min
Send us a text We dive into Stephen King's psychological thriller 1408, examining the mental fortitude required to survive a hotel room with a deadly supernatural reputation. • Mental resilience proves crucial when facing psychological horror rather than physical threats • The room manipulates reality and preys on personal traumas, particularly the protagonist's grief over his deceased daughter • Documentation and evidence-gathering emerge as vital tools for maintaining sanity when reality becom...
May 23, 2025•1 hr
Send us a text Ever wondered if sheer human numbers could overcome raw primal power? We tackle the bizarre question that's sparked countless bar debates: could 100 unarmed men defeat a single silverback gorilla in combat? The numbers are staggering. A silverback possesses 4-9 times the strength of a trained athlete, can lift over 1,800 pounds, and sports a bite force exceeding 1,300 PSI. Their thick muscles and dense bones make them nearly impervious to blunt force trauma. But their Achilles' he...
May 17, 2025•17 min
Send us a text Exploring America's first case where demonic possession was used as a murder defense, we dive into the true story behind The Conjuring 3 and extract survival lessons that apply to any life-threatening situation. • Teamwork and trust form the foundation of survival in crisis situations • Staying calm under pressure helps maintain clear thinking when facing threats • Knowledge is power - researching potential dangers before entering new environments • Faith provides strength when co...
May 09, 2025•1 hr 16 min
Send us a text Could you survive being stranded on a lifeboat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with a Bengal tiger? This week, we tackle the extraordinary survival tale portrayed in Life of Pi, diving deep into the psychological elements that make this story both captivating and profoundly insightful. The conversation kicks off with a fascinating discussion about Pi's father's brutal but necessary lesson about respecting wild animals – a moment that undoubtedly saved Pi's life later. We examin...
May 02, 2025•53 min
Send us a text What happens when your survival depends on the most random item you could imagine? That's the premise of our brand new "Survive or Die" format, where Alex and TJ face off in a battle of creative survival thinking. Armed with nothing but a bizarre assortment of everyday items, our contestants tackle increasingly absurd scenarios. Picture this: you're trapped in a walk-in freezer with only a fire starter. Or you're fleeing from a bear with nothing but your voice to defend yourself. ...
Apr 25, 2025•51 min
Send us a text Gather around, survivors, as we journey to the luminescent world of Pandora in James Cameron's groundbreaking sci-fi epic, Avatar. Our hosts dive into a passionate debate about whether this visually stunning film deserves its status as the highest-grossing movie ever or if it's simply "Pocahontas in space" with a fresh coat of CGI paint. The conversation takes fascinating turns as we explore how Jake Sully's Earth-learned survival instincts become dangerously "bass-ackwards" on an...
Apr 18, 2025•59 min
Send us a text Lurking behind the veil of a seemingly ordinary ghost haunting lies something far more sinister in The Conjuring 2. We dive deep into the notorious Enfield Poltergeist case, where what appears to be the restless spirit of an elderly man reveals itself as something far more ancient and malevolent. The spiritual battle for survival takes center stage as we explore how names hold extraordinary power in confronting supernatural entities. Throughout history and across cultures, knowing...
Apr 11, 2025•1 hr 15 min
Send us a text Ever wondered if you could survive being stranded alone on the red planet? Our latest deep dive examines The Martian, where astronaut Mark Watney must use ingenuity and science to stay alive on Mars after being accidentally left behind by his crew. We tackle the film's survival realism - from the questionable Martian dust storm that launches the plot to the scientifically sound (though explosive) water-making chemistry that keeps Watney alive. Did you know Mars' atmosphere is only...
Apr 04, 2025•58 min
Send us a text We dive deep into the 2011 film "The Gray" starring Liam Neeson to analyze its survival scenarios and separate Hollywood fiction from wilderness reality. • Examining the film's portrayal of wolf behavior vs. actual timber wolf territorial patterns • Discussing why the wolves' aggressiveness was dramatically exaggerated for cinematic effect • Exploring realistic survival priorities after a plane crash in freezing conditions • Analyzing improvised wound care options including pine s...
Mar 28, 2025•1 hr 13 min
Send us a text We watch the 2013 horror classic The Conjuring and examine how spiritual survival differs from physical survival in the face of demonic possession. Through our signature humor and candid conversation, we explore what it would take to survive a haunting. • Discussing whether we believe in ghosts and demons and how they might exist in our world • Exploring TJ's theory that ghosts are fragments of human souls that break off during traumatic moments • Analyzing universal myths about s...
Mar 21, 2025•1 hr 11 min
Send us a text A mysterious epidemic sweeps across the nation as field reporters TJ Jackson and Eric Salas broadcast live from ground zero of what appears to be a full-blown zombie apocalypse. Their reports from a residential neighborhood outside Milwaukee and the Crossroads Mall paint a harrowing picture of civilization's rapid collapse. As the situation deteriorates, our correspondents find themselves trapped alongside survivors in a shopping mall, transforming from professional journalists in...
Mar 14, 2025•48 min
Send us a text Step into the inner workings of "Will You Survive the Podcast" as we take a break from our usual movie survival analysis to establish our official podcast constitution. Like Washington, Madison, and the other founding fathers before us, we're creating a framework of bylaws that will govern our survival discussions and competitions moving forward. Our newly ratified constitution introduces the Grand Survival Ranking System, creating season-long consequences for our weekly competiti...
Mar 07, 2025•1 hr 6 min
Send us a text We dive into a whirlwind of laughter and competition as Eric and Alex face off in a special Geopardy episode. Their knowledge of survival and pop culture gets put to the test, creating an energetic environment that combines humor and essential survival skills. • Introduction to the unique concept of Geopardy • Contestants: Eric and Alex and their rivalry • Overview of the categories and game rules • Fun and challenging survival trivia questions • Lively commentary and humorous exc...
Feb 28, 2025•1 hr
Send us a text This episode serves up a hilarious and chaotic examination of survival films through an entertaining tier list format that sparks spirited debates. Tune in as we dissect iconic disaster movies, discussing their implausibility, emotional impact, and our criteria for survival ratings. • Engaging discussions centered around specific movies, highlighting survival mechanics • Humorous banter showcasing different perspectives on film critiques • Insightful dialogue about the emotional a...
Feb 21, 2025•1 hr 20 min
Send us a text Winter survival can be a frightening topic, especially when inspired by high-tension films like "Frozen." We explore how the characters' choices lead to dire consequences and what lessons can be learned about preparing for the wild. • Importance of being prepared for winter excursions • Discussion on the movie "Frozen" and its survival tactics • Evaluation of character behaviors and reckless decision-making • Tips for effective self-rescue in snowy conditions • Insights into wolf ...
Feb 14, 2025•1 hr 5 min
Send us a text This episode dives deep into the psychological thriller "Buried," exploring the harrowing experience of being trapped in a coffin and the critical themes of human connection, survival, and the unforeseen consequences of technology. Through engaging discussions, we analyze character decisions, the film’s societal criticisms, and Ryan Reynolds' performance that drives the narrative forward. • Overview of "Buried" and its setting • Exploring claustrophobia and psychological impact • ...
Feb 07, 2025•59 min
Send us a text The episode delves into 'The Cured,' a compelling film that examines moral and societal challenges faced by individuals reintegrating after a zombie infection. The hosts discuss character dynamics, government roles in the reintegration process, and the social implications of acceptance and redemption, weaving in parallels to civil rights struggles. • Exploration of characters' psychological struggles post-infection • Discussion on the government's role in rushing reintegration • E...
Jan 31, 2025•1 hr 16 min
Send us a text Our latest episode of "Will You Survive" features an electrifying face-off between Blake lively and a giant hungry shark. join us as we unravel her survival strategies and answer the question "Will You Survive" The Shallows? Kael Your Idols: A New Hollywood Podcast A movie discussion podcast about the New Hollywood era from the late 60s through early 80s Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify...
Jan 24, 2025•1 hr 9 min
Send us a text This episode examines "The Blackening," a horror-comedy film that utilizes humor to explore cultural tropes and racial dynamics within the horror genre. Through lively discussions, we analyze the film’s characters, shared survival instincts, and the balance of fear and laughter in navigating perilous situations. • Breakdown of the film’s plot and main characters • Humor as a tool for survival and commentary • Exploration of race and cultural tropes in horror cinema • Analysis of c...
Jan 17, 2025•54 min
Send us a text This podcast is a reflective wrap-up episode that explores the hosts' favorite and least favorite episodes from the past year, examining the blend of humor and learning inherent in each discussion. • Discussion of favorite and least favorite episodes • Reflection on key survival lessons learned • Analysis of podcast performance and listener engagement • Insights into the direction of future content • Invitation for listener feedback and recommendations Kael Your Idols: A New Holly...
Jan 11, 2025•44 min
Send us a text Can a zombie apocalypse flick tug at your heartstrings? Join us, your hosts Alex, Eric, and TJ, as we explore "Maggie," a film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger that takes a unique slant on the genre. We kick off with a humorous critique of the movie's quirks and shortcomings, while also appreciating the intriguing concept of infection and Arnold's surprisingly effective performance. we tackle the ethical dilemmas and emotional complexities faced by Arnold's character as he grapples ...
Jan 03, 2025•54 min
Send us a text Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from your favorite podcast trio, Alex, Eric, and TJ! While we're taking a break from dropping a new episode this week, we're popping in with a festive message to keep the holiday spirit alive and remind you to enjoy our previous episodes. We've got something for everyone, from the iconic "Night of the Living Dead" to the hilarious "Shaun of the Dead." Plus, listen along as we banter over which episode truly deserves the title of the best—spoiler ...
Dec 25, 2024•7 min
Send us a text Could a baseball bat save your life in a zombie apocalypse, or is it time to sharpen your sword skills? The debate is on as Alex, TJ, and I, Eric, square off on the ultimate zombie survival myths. We kick things off with a lively discussion on whether blunt or sharp weapons are your best allies when the undead come knocking. TJ throws his weight behind the humble baseball bat, raising concerns about the rust and tetanus that come with metal blades. Meanwhile, we're here to remind ...
Dec 20, 2024•1 hr 19 min
