Will You Survive: 20 Questions pt. 2

Hello survivors , I gotta come in here and toss a quick little note on this . I made a whoopsie . I made a few whoopsies . Actually , the first whoopsie is that I thought the second half was gonna be a lot longer than it is , so I'm sorry for the short episode .

Can it be found ?

on our Pinterest . It can be found on our Pinterest . I'm going to double check that , but if it can't , we are lacking .

And I'll keep my hands , like where you can see them . I don't want to look at the Pinterest and cheat .

It can be found on our pinterest . I mean , you were just looking at the pinterest , so I was , but I wasn't really like I was looking at it for his freaking question .

Yeah , I got , I was taking it in for like what you know . Um is it ? Is it something I would encounter in my everyday life ? Oh wait , no , I have to guess . Um , is it a ? What was your first question ? Is it on the pinterest ?

oh yeah , okay , okay , I'm following is it electric ?

no , that's a question . It's not a solar battery . Is it a kit ?

is it a bag ? It is not a bag , alex , your first question I think .

I think we should have started with that for a long time ago . Is it on our pinterest boards ?

you guys , you guys are . I keep closing it and I shouldn't close it . I'm gonna leave it open from now on fucking a .

I mean , we should have started with this from date like the first question , right dj ? Yeah no that's I mean make sure to check out our pinterest guys .

We've been talking about it all day . It's there's a lot of cool stuff on there . There is a lot of cool . I've seen that hiking stick .

There's a full-on bug out bag . You don't have to pick anything or you could go through . We have several posts that you can build your own bug out bag .

My foot is asleep , oh sorry .

That's not on our Pinterest board .

No , do we have anything to wake up my foot on our Pinterest board ? I'm not seeing it on our Pinterest board .

Wow .

It could be something included in an item in our Pinterest board which leaves a lot of items on the table , but it is not directly on our Pinterest board .

So what he was actually saying is it could be included in our bug out bag , but you'll have to find out and see . Check out our Pinterest . I'm just keeping , just keep plugging it over and over .

They're going to think it's so annoying , go check out our Pinterest right now to go see if you can guess what the next item is . So , is it a spade ? Is it a spade A spade ? It is not a spade . Okay , tj , your second guess . Or your second question , sorry , is it food ? It is not food , your second guess .

Is it made out of a bendable material is a question , not a guess . Is it a nice cash manual ? Is it a manual of some sort ?

Oh no , it is not a manual . That's smart , though I wouldn't know .

That's another item you should take manuals with you when you're going out doing shit .

Actually , that's a good point , a major .

So , or during the zombie apocalypse actually this episode is sponsored by the will you survive ?

pinterest board that's right go check out our pinches . That should be our next ad it should be like .

This whole episode has unintentionally become an ad that's right and that's really good actually . So my question .

You're done , right , I think TJ's done . I think it was me .

I just asked is it a manual ?

that's what it was , and then we went on the rant about that . Did you get that from Project Zomboid ?

yeah , that and also what's that one 60 seconds you can get the ?

yeah , the new game . Yeah , okay , your second guess . Well , I already . I guess is a manual 60 seconds . Yeah , you can get the manual in there . Yeah , okay , yeah , yeah , okay , your second guess .

Well , I already . I guessed it's a manual . You said no .

Oh , I thought that was your question .

No , my question was is it food , oh , and you said no .

I got you , I got you , it's a manual .

Your second question , Alex , no my question is is it food ?

It is not food . Okay , your second guess .

Is it ? This is tougher because it's not on our Pinterest board . It's not a spade , it's not food . There's not a lot that's not on our Pinterest board . Although you said it could be something that's in our in our pinterest board , it won't be something that was already guessed by either one of us , right ?

it's something completely different it's not an item that I have written down for either one of you okay , good , so it's unique to me , yes .

Um then I'm going to say is it a gravity water filter ?

It is not a gravity water filter TJ your third question .

Is it used ? This is this is a good question , because it'll mark off a couple of things . Is it used to keep warm ?

No , it is not Um your third guess . Is it some sort of water container ?

It is not your third guess , is it some sort of water container ?

It is not a water container , Alex your third guess Is it for shelter building ?

It is not for shelter building , your third guess .

Is it a ? You said it's not food , so it's not on MRE , it's not . Is it a first aid kit ?

it is not a first aid kit . Oh wait , that's on our Pinterest board .

He's just going to be thinking what's not on our Pinterest board it is I am .

Our Pinterest board is too good does ?

I'm getting real obscure with it . Does it rely on the way that the magnetic poles on the earth are ?

oriented . Are you asking if it's a compass ?

No , I'm asking is it a compass ? Is it electronic ?

No , it does not rely on the magnetic field or where the poles are , or anything like that , because if the poles switch , all our electronics are fucked . So if it's an electronic . If the poles switch , we're all fucked .

Okay , I'm just saying so . It's not electronic , it's not a compass , I just marked those two off which those could probably be found on a Pinterest board . I'm not sure . I looked at it once .

I will say it would not be affected by the poles . That was your question .

Okay , so it might be electronic . See he's .

Your fourth guess .

Okay , so it's not going to be . Wasn't his solar battery ? Yes , that was one of his previous ones Might be a one-way radio . Shut the fuck up . Wait , hold on .

He might do some dirty shit like no , I wouldn't do dirty shit like that .

That'd be pretty fucked up it's not a water container of any kind . Um , it's not a manual and I'm going for my guess , right , uh ?

yes , this is your guess it's not food .

it's not food , it's not food . I said , is it a bag ? It's not a bag , that's like 90% of our fucking Pinterest .

I think I gave him the food thing for free right now . Oh yeah , huh , that's good .

I think I gave you , oh no .

Did you already ?

ask that . I asked is it food ? Okay , okay , See , but then you might be doing some dirty shit and I'll be like is it food ?

and ?

it's like seeds or something . No , you can eat seeds , you can eat seeds .

What are you a bird ?

sunflower seeds , pumpkin seeds , chia seeds and those are high in things that you need for your body . I think I don't know .

I'm not a doctor by the way for for survival , chia seeds would be great , because they actually help create a sense of being full .

Good to know . Is it for water ? It is not for water .

Wait , I'm going for a guess , so it's not for water .

I'm going to start just counting that as your next question .

You tricked me again . No , no , no , you tricked me again . I was completely on accident . Listen , I don't . Your fourth guess is your next question . On the next , you tricked me again . No , no , no , no , that's completely . I was completely on accident .

Listen , I don't your fourth guess walking on thin ice , mister okay , I apologize , sir .

I you know what . Whatever you think is right , um , is it for come fuck . Uh , is it a walking stick ? That's what I seen at the top of the fucking Pinterest . It is not a walking stick ?

Okay , but I will quote you as saying is it cum ? Alex Is it cum , your fourth question . You got it , it's cum , is it ?

for navigation .

It is not for navigation .

Sorry , tj , is it a walking stick ? It is not a walking stick .

TJ , your fifth question . Um see , I really should be writing down all of my questions . I started to do that at the start , but I fucking I just haven't done it since .

That is so it's not a book .

It's not for water , it's not for heat , it's not food . It is on our p . It's not food , it is on our Pinterest board . You said that it is on our Pinterest board . Now I'm trying to think of what the fuck I've seen . Let me be clear . So when I asked for like the polls , right , like , did it rely on the polls ?

It does not rely on the polls , so like if the polls switched , it'd be fine , the item would be fine . I think we would die , but the item would be fine . The item would still work If people were alive to use it . So it doesn't rely on the poles .

Um . Is it used For holding all ? Is it used for holding things ?

It is not used for holding things . Your fifth guess I ?

think I have my next question , but I'll give you my guess . Is it what he said ? He said like a cream or something you put on your body of some sort . Be a little more specific .

I don't know , because that's more of a question . Yeah , if you're going to take a guess .

Are you going ?

for bug repellent or sunblock .

What do I put on my body ?

You don't ? We just think I will Hold on .

I got some real nice clone here . No , he needs lotion .

No , no , no , real nice clone here out now he needs a lotion .

No , no , no . Do you do ? Do you do sunblock or do you do bug repellent ? Is it coconut ?

oil . It is not coconut oil . Well , you're a question too yeah , that is a food um which that's also a good point for survival , because , although it's not very um appetizing , you can survive off of like canned chicken or tuna oil , preferably not vegetable oil . You do well with olive oil and um something like a dry grain , like rice or pasta .

No , it is not for water filtration . Your fifth guess .

Okay then , Is it ? Jeez , this is a tough one , is it a ? Canteen .

It's not a canteen . Okay , tj , your sixth question .

So it is something you put on yourself . Is that your question ? Well , that's what you said . I was just clarifying what you said . It's something you put on yourself . I never confirmed or denied that I feel like you did confirm or deny that Did I , Because you asked for a follow-up for it .

I said is it some sort of thing ? You no , I just asked you to be more specific because that's more of a question . Not really guessing an item . Because if you were to guess bug repellent , that guessing an item . Because , like , if you were to guess bug repellent , that's guessing an item .

Oh , because they got obscure now , I mean .

And it's not electronic .

I never said that . I never confirmed or denied that part . We talked about the poles .

Yes , okay , but if it was an electronic and the pole switched ?

that's what I asked it would not affect the item I don't believe the item well , okay , so we got to clarify this because if the pole switch , that would be like one of the world's , that would

Would it destroy this ? Uh , no , right , this would still be able to be used yeah , I think I mean there's some caveat to that .

I don't know how much of a hint you want me to give him .

I think it's fair to say it could still be used , correct ? It would depend . If it was in use oh okay , but if it was just laying out in a store not in use and somebody found it after the fact ?

not still be not in use . No power , it would be fine theoretically . I haven't gone through an emp I would stand by that .

It could be used . Is it an electronic ?

is that your question ? Wait , was that what my question ? I guess I don't question . Wait , was that my question or my guess ? I don't know .

Just fuck it , it's my question .

Yes , it is an electronic . Would you do a double fucking thing with us where , because his was fucking solar battery , what's your sixth guess ? It wouldn't be a fucking radio or a walkie talkie .

There are no duplicates on this list . Okay , that is a free hint to both of you at any point , and it's for survival . It is for survival , I would say . Is it a flashlight ? It is a flashlight nice .

God fucking damn it , dude . That's so stupid . How did I ? That's such a simple fucking item . I was going too fucking wild with it because you had me on some hard ass ones .

At the start you were like I'm going to get like a little more complicated or something like that , and in my head I'm like no .

Go simpler . Okay , so now is it for communication .

It is not for communication . Your sixth guess . That is so hard for me to say damn it .

Sixth guess I actually had something lined up and then I forgot oh , is it a cooking stove it is not a cooking stove your seventh question is it for ?

first aid . It is for first aid . Uh , okay , is it ?

a tourniquet ? It is not a tourniquet . Okay , your eighth question um is it a tourniquet ?

It is not a tourniquet .

Okay , your eighth question Is it for stopping bleeding ? It is for stopping bleeding , is it gauze ?

It is potting gauze . Okay , so after eight questions and eight guesses , that leaves Alex with 12 points . Tj , you got flashlight in six guesses and six questions , which puts you at 14 points for that . So I think we're at the end of our game . Let me tally up these points really quick .

Wait , so he got what .

He got 12 on Cloud and Glass . I'm about to tally up all of your points . On the first round , Alex got 17 points for Walkie Talkie . The second round , he got 17 points for Lydstraw .

Oh , my fucking god .

The third round he got 9 points for Solar Power Bank and the fourth round he got Clodding Gauze for 12 points , putting Alex .

Oh my god . What it uh alex is at 55 points uh-huh , natalia mayan , tell me what it is , sir , because I think you know what it is . I don't . I think me and alex are gonna have to do something after this little little tally , you do okay , I have a tiebreaker .

I swear this is not planned . I could not have planned that . We got fucking tied , dude . On the first round , tj got 14 points for Leatherman . On the second round , tj got 10 points for Knife Sharpener . On the third round , tj got 17 points for Magnesium and Flint . And on the fourth round , tj got 14 points for Flashlight , putting him at 55 points .

So we're tied . Yeah , we are tied , I at 54 .

Oh yeah , so we're tied .

Yeah Well . I do have a tiebreaker round , so for this one , it is the same item for both of you . Okay , and the way we will do this is we will start with Alex , okay , and we will go back and forth . You will each get a question and a guess . Okay , are we ready ?

Yeah .

Okay , now this one's tricky because it's the same item . So your guys's questions and answers okay , but but wait , hold on tj and I .

Can we ask one question together before we start ? You're gonna think you know the question but you're gonna want I mean tj is gonna want to know this too .

unique . Uh , this is completely unique . Okay , none of these items duplicate . Okay , good , that's a freebie . I am gonna double check our our fucking Pinterest list before somebody asks . Okay , I think I have my answer . Are we ready ? Ready , alex ? Your first question .

Is it on our Pinterest boards ?

It is not on our Pinterest board , your first guess . God damn it .

Is it a gravity water filter ?

It is not a gravity water filter . Although you've said it twice now , I feel like it should be on our Pinterest list .

I'm gonna get it . I'm gonna put one .

TJ . Your first question Is it electronic ? It is not electronic . Your first guess we haven't guessed it before Is it an axe ? It is not an axe .

Alex , oh , if I got it imagine .

Your second question Is it a weapon ? It's not a weapon .

Is it a tent ?

It is not a tent , TJ . Your second question .

Is it something that I encounter on like ? Is it something that all of us encounter in our everyday ?

lives . No , your second guess .

Okay , well , how do you know ? I don't encounter in my everyday life ?

I would hope not , okay , well how do you ? Know I don't encounter in my everyday life . I would hope not . Okay , okay , okay . I wouldn't take that as a hint Before you lead yourself down a bad path . Is it bug spray ? It is not bug spray , Alex . Your third question .

I stopped keeping track . What was my second question ?

I don't remember , did I ?

ask if it was a weapon . Yeah , I mean , no , I jerk . Is it for first aid ?

It is not for first aid . Your third guess .

Is it a canteen it ?

is not a canteen , tj . Your third guess Is it for holding things ? It is not for holding things , your third guess Bleach tablets . I see where you got that from , and no Damn it . Alex , your fourth , guess your fourth question .

Is it for shelter building ?

It is not for shelter building . Your fourth guess Is it a compass ? It is not a compass , tj . Your fifth guess Question . Sorry , your fourth question , my bad .

Is it an ad for our Pinterest ? Everybody go check out our .

Pinterest . It is an ad for our Pinterest . No , I'm kidding . Oh imagine how funny would it be if that was the answer , though . Oh , that'd be really good .

Question Is it made of a material that I could easily break with my hands ?

I wouldn't say easily , but I think you could break it with your hands . I wouldn't lean into that one too heavy though . Your fourth guess Is it a sat phone ?

It is not a sat phone that's electronic . I already asked if it's electronic , god damn it .

Your fifth question , Alex .

Is it ? This is a lot harder now that I'm not keeping track of my questions . This was supposed to be fast . Is it for navigation ?

It is not for navigation . Your fifth guess Is it a walking stick ? It is not a walking stick . Tj . Your fifth question .

I mean it wouldn't be a walking stick because that's on our Pinterest . Oh , oh , but you can check out the links in the show notes .

Now I have to remember to put it there .

Oh God , they're going to think we're so annoying we .

I don't know .

Is it an extra 10 points if I edit this podcast ?

It is not , but I might need you to edit this episode in particular in the future , but I feel like that should be at least four points .

Um , your fifth question . He said I hope not . When I said do we encounter every day ? I did say that , so that makes me think it's something toxic , or like if I was poor I would use it . Type shit . Is it something for ?

comfort . It is not for comfort . Your fifth guess Is it fuel ? It is not fuel , Alex . Your sixth question .

So I asked if it was for first aid . You said no , correct , okay , is it for sanitation Hygiene ?

No , I would not say that .

Interesting Okay . Your sixth , guess I really thought I was onto something there . This is fucking bizarre . It's not on our Pinterest , it's not for food , it's not for shelter , it's not for navigation , it's not for water filtration . What kind of fucking survival kit is this ? It's not even for fucking sanitation or hygiene .

iodine tablets .

It's not iodine tablets I feel like he's being a little gremlin and he's he put something that's not for survival and we didn't ask is it for survival ?

It is entirely for survival .

Tj , your sixth question I was going to ask is it your mustache ? I was going to ask that .

Your sixth question . Lucky , I don't count that as your sixth question . I can't get over that . I hope not for every day . I feel like you're reading too much into that one .

No , because like Right , no , I mean because that's . Is this something ?

we would need .

If it's for survival , it should be something that you need every day . If you don't need it every day , there's no reason for you to have it in survival .

I mean , I don't need radiation tablets every day , but there may be a survival situation in which I would want radiation tablets . But I already asked that . Well , that's not .

That's just an example of what I mean and iodine tablets do a lot more than just clean for radiation .

It's just good to have for that is it something that I would need , like life or death in an apocalyptic situation ?

in a very specific apocalyptic world .

Yes , it's bottle caps um your sixth guess okay , what type of apocalypses are there ? It's like natural disasters .

Nuclear Mermaid disasters , natural disaster , stranded Zombies .

Oh is it ? Is it a gun it ?

is not a gun . Damn your seventh question .

Is it for air filtration ? It is for air filtration . Is it a gas filtration ? It is for air filtration .

Is it a gas mask ? It is a gas mask . Boom , god damn it .

Congratulations , Alex .

Yeah , I'm not editing this podcast . Anyways , guys , thank you for joining us in this horrendous game .

I am thoroughly I thought it was pretty fun .

Congratulations to alex , I mean it was really fun because I won who will be hosting our next episode .

Remember , guys you can find us at everywhere you get your podcasts . That's Spotify , apple , amazon , fucking everything really . You can check out our Facebook , instagram , pinterest , will you Survive the Podcast . You can check out our ex that's Alex and Eric W-Y-S Still haven't changed it . We'll eventually get to that .

I heard there's really cool stuff .

Most of the things that we have talked about today are in there , so if you ever feel like you don't want to die in an apocalyptic situation , just head on over there .

And . I will toss it to our lovely host , eric . I mean you pretty much said everything . Congratulations again . Anything you want to say , alex ?

All I would say is I need to get far more familiar with all of these survival tools , and also I need to add some things onto the Pinterest , because there were too many things that weren't on there . That , uh , yeah , they should be .

All right , well with that . Thank you for tuning into our game show and next episode . We will see what Alex has prepared for us and until then , stay alive