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your work. Oh my god. Welcome to the finale episode of this season of William except this Rose for Becca's bachelourette. My name is Artem Marine, I Beck in Los Angeles. Hey, Hey, hey, hey, I am sitting here with the owner one of my favorite people and the owner of a brand new hot tub. You might know from his Instagram account with the ring that he made from Neil Lane with his Instagram handle Mr Kyle Don Again. Hi, coyl. I can't believe I

got a hot tub? What was it arrived today? Was it like on a big like a flatness, Like six sweaty guys came. You know, it's so hot today. It's so hot today, and they're like, we can't get this to your backyard. It was I had to like break all these things they scratched it coming in and it's a it's a white trash hot tub in my yard now, Like I didn't want to go in a hot I thought you were doing a bit when you said what kind of a hot tub should I get? And I

remember like laughing at you. Why didn't you say? I said, are you serious? Like you were like if we go back? It was cool, if we go back, And because I'm not you know what, I'm not like, I'm not your mean like I'm not a mean friend. Like what I actually saw that you weren't doing a bit and that your heart was singing for a hot tub. I didn't want to make fun of what made you happy. I was like, Okay, Kyle knows what he wants. His way

to look at it. The other way to look at it is you are not a good friend because you knew I was getting a white trash item, and you let me get it. Here's what I want to say. It is a white trash item, but I gravitate towards it at hotel Tanna said, if I put it in the ground, that makes less. Speaking of Tanna, a woman who texted me a photo of her father and a cowboy had missed Tanna. Except if you don't know. That's from a Patreon episode. The nickname Tanna. You have to

listen to people. People don't know. Yeah, it's Anna with a chant. Now I feel like you're Tanna's You're not quite Tanna today. Indoor cat Tanna. Yes, we've been painting his apartment, so I've just been inside house. The blue coming out gorgeous? Is it? I want to give a shout out. We had our live podcast in Nashville Zany's this past weekend. It was so fun. That was his past week This weekend. I was gonna go except for You're Afraid of Rob Benedict. My mom came, Janna Maary

from a little comfortent. Really, she flew in. She was on stage. Here was the best part watching watching Rob, me and my mom. When Rob met my mom, robed she Rob blew in that morning. He took a red eye. We really didn't think he was going to make it. My mom met him in the hotel and my mom and he was like I was in the other room and and um, Rob goes, I'm just happy to be here. And apparently Jening from a little Controm real Estate looks at Robin went are you are you happy to be

She knew he was just being polite. Was a red eye? Who yeah, the red Eye. But we had people fly in from North Carolina. Somebody drove from North Carolina. People fly in from New Hampshire and Boston and New York and Chicago. It was really fun. Somebody made a cross stitch from my mom that said, Jane Rene a little Comptrom real Estate for all your summer rental. Needs to put that in the office, yeah, or maybe at home. It might be a man. I got one that said

things are so good you guys. Um. That was from Brandy. And then I also recently gotten a mail a pensive gentleman mug saw that was from Sandy Christiansen mailed me a pensive gentleman mug to create size. It was really good and before I get going to have anything you want to promote? Yes, I'll be at Largo Theater the Kyle Dunning Experiment Largo Theater. I do a show at

Largo every now and then, which is UM. I call the Kyle Dunning an experiment because I want to try new stuff and I feel like if I do stuff that bombs you, you as an audience member, go ohways. Experimenting. That's the name of the show, isn't you? And who will be on your I mean it's been in the last show was zach Alifanakis Sarah Silverman on The Scalar Brothers. And this one's gonna I don't know if I could even say I'll sell this. It's it's an even bigger

line Tom Cruise, you guys, impossible. That's sort of a gun does his own stuff still and I love it. I'm excited to see that movie. It was so fun. I loved it. Um, Tanna, do you have anything you want to promote? Um? I don't know. My podcast ethnically ambiguous. Like I always say, if you love The Bachelor and Middle Eastern politics, you will love my show. That's a great combo. Um you guys, My Netflix show drops this Friday. Insatiable is This Friday with Rookie of the Year Debbie Ryan,

Sarah Colowna. Listen, Milanas. You got Milana's she's she's like she was like leading me to right. Yeah, she tweeted it out while we were filming. I heard what you've been trying to get her on the Largo Show. Yes, she might five. I don't know her. I love her, I don't. I don't know her. If you knew her, you if you knew her, she's really she's just a good egg and she's sucking a Listen Alana. Anyway, the show is so good, you guys have to watch it.

I'm going to actually, I've never actually legitimately binge watch something in one weekend, and I'm going to start. They're gonna do two episodes of doing that. They're doing the premier sters at edit the arc Light and then I'm going to go into lockdown on Friday, and I'm not I'm going to watch the entire I'm going to do it. That's cool not to plug be like, hey, but I'm in a in a movie that's our right now that I don't even want to go sit. We're very different,

is it? Um, it's called he Won't Get Far in Foot with Joaquin Veenis. Why don't you want to see that? And what do you play here? Let's lower expectations. I play the doctor who when he comes and he breaks his neck's like a quadriplegia. So I come in with some Asian students. I'm not I honestly didn't read the script. So I'm not sure why I had Asian students. But I had a lot of Asian students. Okay, they were all Asian students. Okay, sure you've made Okay, Asian students Asian? Okay, great.

You sound like what I was afraid my mother was going to do on stage. I was like, mom, and don't mention to anybody, said, well, I guys don't know why. They were all probably but I only had like a monologue and it was one of those like it wasn't even it was like a ranting of medical medical stuff. Why don't you want to see it? I thought that movie looked good. It's cust van Sand. You're a cust van Sand player, now, you know? Have you do more than no? But I auditioned a couple of times, you know,

but you got this? Yes, and but when I showed up, I first of all, no one was there to like say hi or like hey whatever anything. I just I was in a trailer. Uh. Wardrobe assistant kid comes in who didn't seem to know what he was, like, which shirt do you like? And I'm like, you're asking me exactly that one? And okay, I put that one on. So I put that on. The I go hair and makeup and they comb my hair extremely to the left, like the part was very extreme. And I was like, oh,

because I looked terrible. And I was okay, okay, can I can I move this a little? And she goes no, that's how they wore in the seventies, So that's why you don't want to look. You don't want to go see because you don't want to see your hair. Partially, I think I look terrible. And then I no one said hey, here's a rehearsal desk. It was just you're gonna walk down this hallway and then walking in the bed and just go up to the bed and then do your lines. I'm not kidding. That's what they told me.

Now I'm like, okay, I haven't heard, and it's all like this techno stuff. So the you know, the six Asian people and I'm not being rady. I'm telling you what they Okay, sure nobody, don't you are you are challenging with your eyes, you know what it is. That's just more. I just know the emails we're gonna get. You can cut this all off. People want to hear about the batche You can cut this outside. My my friend,

my friend Edgar mom Plos series. Also in that film, well know, so that I walk in and I'm like, is scapil five sections has been severed over? The fifth verdbe or whatever exactly got a bed sea section and walkings and bed going oh the whisper actor, I can't. I can't, so I don't think And then gusts it came up to me after he goes, have we met?

I auditioned something three times, right, and so it's probably my hair in my shirt but he didn't recognize me, and like, yeah, yeah, we met, and he goes, you're you're stepping on Walking's lines, like I can't hear him. I can't hear him. I sorry, but my performance was was this his C five verdicb I'm talking vertebrae is uh talking about that. Nicole Sullivan or Nicole we did.

We both we guessed it on a corporate that show and we were having like morning show hosts and there was another young lady that was on there who was so quiet, and we were saying that that often happens, like if you are it's somebot of the clowney person, and then you go and you work with like a movie sto or something, and then it's like, I'm used to big, large hand bonds and then you work and

they're like I work to like Harrison Ford. You're like, and then you're like, you're like, wait, you literally I can't hear people talk, and I'm like, are they good? Because they're just quiet? And then you're like and then you're like, I literally think, is it my train to talk because I can't hear a lot of movie? Yeah. And it keeps it because it's also if you're like a big movie screen, you don't want to you don't

want to seem exaggerated or too much. I mean like they probably look they probably look way better on screen than I'm sure thing. If I ever get a part that's a bigger and on screen, you'll whisper it because I think I'll look good. No, I think that that's how you look. I noticed when I'll literally just be like, why the fund are they whispering when I'm watching something and belie as if you would actually be whisper Give me, give me a line. I'm going to read it you

in two different ways. Okay, Tanna, Tanna, Tanna, my new hawk tub came in. Right, that's a low blow. You know that. I'm very you. Okay, I'll do it. Okay, okay, okay, is Kyle done again? And then I will do my new Okay, Kyle, whenever you're ready, and it's going to read with you, Tanna. This is my new hot tub just came in. So Tanna is gonna be playing Tanna. She's gonna she's gonna read with you and okay, so whenever you're ready and Tan is gonna read with you

and action, Hey, Tanna, sorry, I haven't s line. Tanna starts. Tanna has a fresh Okay, everybody sounds just rolling sounding and action. Kyle, what's wrong? Hey Tanna? Um, nothing's wrong. Everything's great. Actually, I just got a new hot tub. That's not You're you're improvising that I have the word of the life. Okay, it's Tanna. My new hot tub just came in. Okay, take to Take two whenever you're rolling, sounds, bread, action, Tanna. You're gonna be reading with Tanna and action. Tanna, try

the wizard. What's wrong, Tanna? My new hot tub came in great, Okay, Okay, number take three. Take three, you're gonna be reading with Tannah, sounds, speed, rolling, and Tanna whenever you're ready. Action. Okay, that's a rock, but that's great. That's how I've I've worked on people and there it's all like the beautiful people and they'll be like this, that's actual. You have to you have to listen to me very carefully. You ruin my life, taken off my clients,

taking up and mother report you stall. All right here we got up in the last ten minutes. Alright, So here we are. Chris Harrison is warning everyone that is the most emotional fun when is he ever not? He's really He's warning a whole room field of women in jewel tone tops that it's the most emotional. Final syne Kyle, just to repay, it's always the most emotional Batchelor can't be always I like you want you guys to see what's in my purse. By the way, I'm doing tug

Vince's uh show afterwards. A used to be and I needed a prize. That's a pretty good prize. That's a great prize. That's a superhero dolls, a superhero dog. Okay. So um, so it's a woman of color. So we're back. Oh that's cool, all right, So it's uh, we're back in the Maldives. Were at the shang Law. She's like, I am so excited to tell one of these Let's just overall, we fucking knew she was gonna do it. We knew she was going to do it, and I can't. I'm mad at Brendan for saying it on the first

Tanna thoughts what did he say? I don't remember what he said. He said it, he called it out. He did a deep dive because the Instagram stuff had come out, so he went deep diving, and then he was he said he like saw a photo of her with a guy with brown hair, and it was all when they kept now they also kind of did it to themselves because but it could have been a mislead when they said in that first episode, how the guy who gets the first impression. Rose Winds like they laid it out.

That was his whole thing, I think, because he was like, oh, well I saw a brown haired man also first impression. Ros always gets it, and I think we're both kinding. Okay, okay, I do that clearly. I just knew when he he being Jake Blake. When Blake was like, I'm seeing a little weird that you're you're going to have sex with another guy today, and she was like, oh really, you we week man. She looked at him like, oh, somebody sent on my Instagram last night that basically she did.

She basically pulled what already did to her, like the longer I'm with you like that, it's like hurting my chances of having a connection with Like that's what the other guy, she said, who already said to her like the long like our connection is actually blocking my capacity to have a connection with ding Dong what's his name? Garrett?

You know what I actually I was. I was starting confused because you know how sometimes they edit it to confuse you, Yes, but this time they were editing it to just make it look like Blake wasn't gonna win, Like all this anxiity that's what I Oh, my god, Blake, I'm good, I'm good. These are good, I'm good, I feel good good. Her body language towards time was kind of colder than normal, like it just felt like she was drifting away from him. Yeah, like are they trying

to trick us? And then she wins anyway, Like I was actually confused to the show that it's it's a hypnosis. Yeah, he didn't do anything different other than she was totally in love with him. In the rest of my life with him, enough time goes by tooly. That's how a life decision should be, where the beginning parts where you are just falling in love be equal to the whole rest of your life. And I think the sister has a great question, have you guys had any challenges? And

he was like, yes, remember that? Which one? Who? Garrett? I'm sure who? She asked just someone. Her family was basically like, without saying it, her family was like, Garrett's kind of dumb. We like him, but he doesn't. She'sn't your equal. Oh I didn't notice that. Yeah, I noticed them saying like to the other guy, like, hey, you know, you may lose. They did that last year. That was them trying. I think that was editing. I'm sure they did it with Garrett too, he said. Blake said, like

they are saying weird stuff to me about Caarrett. I don't want to hear about That's the thing. It's too dumb to like for that to register to him. I have to say I did like I liked Becca's mom, that she was really sweet. They did that last year, Tobecca. Rebecca went on the second day and all they talked about was Lauren and then she fell apart. You know, so I think if you go number two, it's hard because they've already fallen. You give me eagles, Becca, you

give me eagles. That was said, Oh my god, all right, let's start jump, I will say overall, and they did address the Instagram thing, which we'll get to, and it doesn't He didn't say why he did it or like it was hard because he was very likable on this episode. He's like not a bright guy. He was very very charming and sweet crying all over the place that there was a lot time. Are you a crier? No, I won't cry it. I like that. I don't like that's good. Yeah, Yeah,

we're gonna try and make you cry. Try do Zach cry? I mean not, I want to like dude cry. It's not my thing like Zack's not like out here crying. No, there's a fun It depends on what the guy's crying about. Yeah, if his dog died, he can cry. Yeah, dog like my mother. That's when you see me. You're raised. Stuck it up, Go clear some brush. You want to hear something very embarrassing. Now you don't forget it. I can't

believe this happened. That's very embarrassing. It. But I got really high again last night and watched I did too. I don't get high, but I did take an ambient in Vancouver and email bad videos. I was like at the end, I was like tears. I wasn't even like I didn't even realize I was being I was like emotionally hit by it. But but there, even though it was like the proposal when they were all happy, touch,

I got touched by it. Your heart cracked joke. Yeah, and I'm not proud of this and I felt touched too. You know what they looked really, I hate to say it, they seemed they seemed like one of the happier couples that have come out of there until I heard them say we're going to go moved to Minnesota or Reno or Los Angeles. As soon as I heard that, I thought, oh, you'll break up. Like if they actually moved to Minnesota

or or Reno. I actually thought even though they're different and he maybe has some growing to do, like I can see them going to Costco and they're going to actually be happy. But now I'm like, oh, they're going to break up. If you if you want to actually be together, don't move to Los Angeles. It is a This is not a family town. No, and you just come to come and get famous. You felt like she

was in most l a like Hall would. Well. Last night she just seemed very um because she had her extensions in her makeup was and she looked really tan. And I don't know if they I've always noticed tanner, I know all tans, and it looked but didn't necessarily look like the most natural tan. I don't know. I'm getting a spray tan tomorrow for the premier and it's going to stain my dress nice. Thanks, that's exciting. Than send me some picks. Gott to send these to Tanna.

I'm going to her level too. What do you say, Okay, we haven't. No, she just she looked more done up than I've ever seen her. Maybe because it was the after final Rose, I don't know, but she looked like her face like she lost weight, like she'd been through the Hollywood system. You could see she got put through the TV music. I should show you photos of the first time I got put through the DVD machine. You

can as Dana or they made me. They took like a normal looking young lady and made her the most unfuncable creature I have, like the reverse. It was like somebody had like reversed. I went in just like a you know, twenty two a little bob, but I was cute, Like I was a cute like the secretary or the neighbor or the best friend, like not theagenu, but like the buddy. They turned me out and put like fifteen Butterfly Bull at Baretts in and they would put like Vinceans.

It was not cute and quirky and like a fun way. It was like, as Data said, I looked like the chandelier in the lobby of an all gay scene. Like it was like like it was so unfussable. They made they literally like it was. They removed any sex appealing on the web. You have a website, people, I want to see that. I'll put it on our Facebook page. I gotta have to find a screen grab at that. I just remember we played husband and wife. We did. That's how we met. We put husband and wife? What

HBO pilot? Remember that? Wait? Wait what? Yeah? We did that's how we met pilot. It was Garfunklin notes, Oh my god, do you remember doing that? I do now, Oh my god. While ago, you know what you point, He's gonna cry. I can't wear a speedo. I don't know why. I feel like you're an ironic speedo wearer. Do you feel like he'd be an ironic speedo wearer? You do any dude that buys a hot tub? I think you're secret? Where where is the speedo? Ironically? I

can't even get to get it out of there. It's it's not a return herble item no, and a scratch now it is yours. They scratched it bringing it in. Where's the scratch on the top? We look, let's just say that it's going to go on the ground. No one worries about it. Okay, let's move on sar bachelor and it was like the price of a small car. Okay, so so then, yeah, it was a lot. I think I could have bought a car. He told me, how I need a car? I feel like I need to

pull up our text chain? Are you going? I thought you were doing a bit, and then I'm like, how much is ten thousand dollars? You need a car? And you what are you doing? You need a hot time? Oh my god? Wow, I love it. I need someone to constantly talk to me about the decisions I make. If I'm the one that's your voice of reason, you're in deep travel. Do you maybe some out there wants a hot time? We could sell it. I'm only take a thousand dollar loss on this thing. Nobody's buy your

scratchhotsars scratch hot tub. Were you high when you place this person? Now? Wow? All right, but you really wanted a hot tub? I mean that's a lot of money. That's a thought out process. Do you here? Here's the thing, here's here's the thing that that was gonna happen. I wasn't definitely gonna put a pool in It's like backyard of mine. It's is a perfect place. But then they were like, you have to get a soils report is boring and it's six I'm pulling this out to find

to find our conversation. And I don't want to talk about this anymore. But the soils report costs six thousand dollars to get to see if you can get a pool. Now if they go, no, the soil is no good, you can't do it. They go, but we're keeping your six down. And I was like, no, but they are a hot tub, now you can you can just PLoP that on there and you're find Kyle. I can't believe I can't find our conversation. I love a hot tub, so I I you know, I sound it sounds nice.

Are you going to have people over? You're gonna start like I plan on making friends this year? Okay, okay, that's how I made friends. I consider you a new friend. Okay, good, Yes, I consider you. I wait, I've made like four friends to you, which is more than I normally make. Yeah, I mean when you guys come over to the hot tubs. Yeah, we have babyception. The only condition outcome? How's the sun? Like?

Oh my god, I can't even that. Wait, is your hot under an entire like a massive tree that shapes and it's actually a bird nest. Okay, I'm still trying to find. I'm trying to find. I don't know where it is. I was trying to find our conversation, all right. So then she says, I love Garrett so much and I love Blake so much. Both guys don't know that I'm in love with them. That's a weird statement. Unbelievably weird. It's a weird statement. It doesn't. I love them, but

I haven't told them. And when I tell one of them, it's going to be so special. No, it won't be special because you just said you love two people. And then we find out that he was married for two months. Two months. Um, we've got the family. Her uncle, who called him a poet, was sitting there in a Tommy Bahama shirt with a huge choker cross like it was a cross choker necklace, giant hanging out of his Tommy Bahama and he said, I think Garrett has the soul

of a poet. Fortune texted me that she thinks that he that Garrett speaks like um Forrest Gump, which I have to agree with. Yeah, Jenny a lot j j um. So then uncle Chuck says, Um, he wasn't in the original hometowns with no there was the other uncle that had the ducks and and the cane. He was there, but he kind of kept quiet except for during Blake. Interesting. Um, he he was like, I could be me, you know, she says about Garrett. She said, I could be me.

I could be all of Becca. Talking to her sister, I like your sister. She had a nice family. Um, I really liked her mom. Um, I loved her mom. And then he sister looked zero much like her. Always ten. They always have the there's always a weird cruly haired sister and then like a straight haired It's weird that there's been numerous families where they really really cruly haired sisters. That comes out. You're like, I don't get it at all, but um, okay. So then he says, my emotions are

just taking the best of me. They're taking the I'm a fifty person. Um. I mean it's like the sisters crying. I just you know, he he comes in, he starts crying. I think she's my person. Um, you know, he gave good family. He started weeping. He gave he was sweet, He did give good family, and when someone is, you know, vulnerable like that, you just tend to like them, right.

I know you liked he because you feel protective. I should practice crying on cue if I ever make it to the final two on the Batchel, Oh my god, as an adult woman, like they should put one adult someone. I know you're not. No, I can't wait till I forty. Gonna be great. You have a female woman, Okay, if you're ready? I mean, would you just start? Would you turn on the tears? Tanna? How did you feel like this? Overall? As a finale, it was certainly better than Rachel's living

her best life. Yeah, actually, I'll tell you later. But Rachel just put out this article on Refinery nine about how basically they gave her a shitty edit to make it look like her and Brian weren't as in love as her and Peter. Don't believe that, and also apparently they made she can't about Peter. They made Rachel sit out, apparently and watch the entire finale on stage like or the like ending. Yeah, yeah, apparently Becka didn't have to do that. She was more protected. No, nobody ever has

to do that. She the Rachel was the only one that ever had to do that, because I think one of her guys left, so like, no, they never did that before. Since, like I think she, I don't buy it. I'm sure they've sucked her a little bit, but like she claims, she got a bad edit and they made her look like like the at the end, like the angry black female, like losing her mind over this and like picking Brian in spite of Peter basically instead of just you know what, I don't even remember. I can

remember the season. I mean I didn't think there. I mean again, look, I can't speak to that. It didn't feel to me. It felt like she didn't to me when she got when she seemed angry, angry female, like it was when it was live on stage. That's not an edit. It didn't feel like it in the edit. It felt like I felt bad for her. I felt

bad for her that Peter didn't calm. I feel bad for her that she seemed to be waiting for him and he didn't come to the top of the mountain where she came off as angry was I'm living this life, yeah, I mean, who knows what's real, but she um, he's not happy right now? Uh, and then MABC refused to comment. I think just because of that, she was just kind of like annoyed, like, oh wow, they really but they but she but they never had anybody do that except for her. She was the only one that ever had

to do it. That's I mean, look, trust I'm sure, I'm sure you should read it. It's interesting. Her point of view is very interesting. It's like, alright, I'll read it. I'm sure they I mean, I'm sure they funk over everybody, so I'm sure there is trickery for any bachelorette or bad you know. I Becca, really, I don't know that that after the final rose was kind of like it was kind of annoying. She annoyed me in that I know, and she was like whoah. The first I seemed drunk

because why was she screaming so much? I was just like, Okay, First I was happy for her because I thought she seems really happy, and then I really and he seemed really so dude, and I was like oh, and then when he addressed the Instagram it was like, also, I felt like she she didn't have to say that line to Blake about like what would you do if you we had a sick kid, or like I was just

like a kid or if I got sick. I think it was that she was like, what if we had a sick kid, would you would you be in your head? She was like like shaming him for his anxiety or something. It's just like, you know, that's the most normal condition, Like I know. I think I think because her maybe because her dad died and because of this new wound with Ari, she just wants. I mean, Garrett did come off as pleasant, as fun, like maybe not smart and

probably needing to expand his horizon. He's a by a medical sales rep or something, some sort of salesman um. It's like he just seemed she did seem happier with and Blake was folding in on himself like a piece of Yeah. If you think, if you analyze what's happening, you will go into a spiral. And if you're able to go, uh, be totally in the moment, then you could be like Garrett. But I'm more like Blake. I would have folded it on myself too, And he's good

to have a guy who's not thinking. That's clearly what she wanted, just someone who's just like I mean, that works in the show, it's like this guy is happier, but then in real life you might go like, well, this guy doesn't really think things through. I felt like her family liked Blake more like the other guy, Garrett. I mean I felt like they were saying, we like Garrett, but he's dumb. Yeah. I thought they were like, Garrett's

gonna win. I I mean, Garrett, didn't you find I felt confused because Blake is so anxious and he folds it on himself. But then like that final date where and we'll get there in a second, but like when when they go have their final night together, they're like, actually pretty cute and sweet together. When you built her that dream box, yeah it was. I can't say how many times I built a woman a dream box. They were also like really weird, have you ever made a

woman a dream box? And Arts and Crafts project? Um, can you count my universe costume for Halloween? Yes? That story? That's sorry, I love that's another Patreon episode. That. Oh and we're starting Basslor Australia. This it'll go up this Saturday. No, yes, it'll go next week. We'll go up next week. Briansfice Monday and we'll go Monday. Um, and next week we're also doing we have our guest winners are coming in,

they're flying in and we're doing that next week. Okay, so Blake, so then she so then Blake shows up. They all like Blake, but they were throwing shade up like kind of like when the mom said to him, I just want you to know if she doesn't pick you, you're still a lovable and good person. That would put me. That would too. I'd be like, I just want you to know when you don't get this part, when they

pick here, you'd be the lady. Here's what I would say, Kyle. Yeah, Hi, you can't chew gum in the podcast, people get mad, Oh I'm not chewing gum. What are you eating? I had something in my throat that cleared and I okay, Kyle, Um, you're such a nice young man. Let me tell you your daughter's banging. I love that when I'm seeing and when Tina making out with your daughter. Well Tina, I mean Tina seems to she's great. Yeah, she's okay, and she says things are great all the time, like when

we go chick this is great. Okay. But Kyle, I just want you to know. Don't say be honest. Please, if she picks Brad right then, if she picks Brat, I just want you to know that you still have value and worth on this planet. Kyle, Why the F would you say that to me? I'm just saying, just hypothetic. You know that would throw me into a huge spiral. And just what you just said, right, So why would you say that. I'm just saying hypothetically. I don't know

what she's going to do. You know something I don't know. I'm just saying, Okay, Okay, down and I'm going to spend the rest of my life, Okay, Kyle, I'm just saying, hypothetically, if she brings you to the mall tomorrow and and you guys go to Arts Julius and and and Garrett's going on a helicopter, I'm going that's a bad sign. If that happened, you still are deserving to take a breath, Kyl, Are you okay? No? I'm not. I would get t ted? Is actually ter t? Did that make you sad? Worried

about me? I want to get hurt. Cuts around of your chips, dude. I feel like when he got I feel like when when dun Dum got the yacht ride and Blake got bicycles, That's what I knew when he got a yacht and they went to the creator. Okay, so how about let's okay, they were like, oh, we forgot to do a Garrett or a Blake dad. They go on the boat and they're boating and he's like, yeah, what'd your family think? And he's like oh, She's like, oh,

my sister. She said she felt like she'd always know new and he's like, your sister, Oh, that was the greatest that was, And they at no point went back to their conversation. You're doing tricks for It's like, oh, yeah, well, you know, I got to tell you what I was talking or I think it was even about like her dad or something. It's like, you know, I just always wanted to have your dad be a part of don't Dolphins. There's a baby dolphin, like a little spin tricks. She didn't.

She looks like cheesy basta, She's like noodle. Jesus was like like, oh my god. He felt like Tom Hank's character and big all grown up, like you're right after this, and then and then they were kissing at the equator and then they were so hot, like so into making out, hanging on that rope under She was just grinding him hanging on that rope under the boat. Whereas Blake, who was like them, I feel good, I feel really good. Things are good. It's good. It's gonna be a little

worried little I just good good to get good. And they're biking around. He's like, ha, monkey here up there, I'm back here. She was just do you think she I think she was freaking out because she knew who it was and she didn't know how to do it. Absolutely, you know, I thought it was interesting that interesting that she kept saying throughout this whole experience, I thought it was gonna beat you. So like seeing that, I think

I would be back off you blew it. It was her subtext like you had it and yeah you I got bored of you. But even thinking back, like oh wow, you were really just like going through the motions to get to Blake until Garrett popped up. Its interesting, like when you really think about like she saw Blake and she was like, well it's you. Let me just go through this. She's saying that giggles and cries comes up Blake, you're the one. Garrett got the first impression. Role. Yeah,

that's why. It's kind of like she was like it was a sort of a slower starts, like you gave him the first impression, Rose, Ye, Like he just didn't get the first date, but he got the first impression. Rose. Yeah. I mean okay. So then they're hanging out and then the sister what is it's okay. There's nothing they say on these dates unless they're not. No, they would show it. They're not saying anything. They say this is nice, they say, oh this is great. They go, oh my god, we

are honorable. Right now, we are going to ring this bell. We rung the bell about so then they can't see you in my house. You're gone. Yeah, oh god I saw No, you're gone. I made a joke about the house. I like, I like you the best the whole time. Now I don't, that's don't. So then so then he goes, something's off. It was not good. I will put back at first, no matter what. I don't want to talk about Garrett anymore. Usually, my gut is right when it comes to this. It's a curse. My gut is right

when it comes to this. My ex I could send. Something was off and she found a new fresh thing in Garrett. She's got to pick Garrett. He was right, yes, And if you're right where you can't confront the person that you're you're gonna marry about the other guy that she's in love with. There's something very wrong here. Yeah, yeah, you're you're just gonna swallow that and go No. This is a great relationship that I can't even approach a huge problem right now because she's gonna think a whimp.

But that's the show. Unfortunately, like they just can't dore Fortunately. Oh my god, I can't wait for Paradise, Paradise part I gotta take a break for the couple of hours. The only reason to get through Bachelor and Brette is to get to know the new cast of Paradise. There's all just pregame for Paradise. I didn't know that. I guess I don't want to see. Jordan's Paradise is the best of all, all of it. And the editors, they don't have to protect anyone. The editors make everyone the fool.

You're a hot tub now, come on, come on, Kyle with a man who owns a hot tub watches paradim Yeah, you're actually so different now that you have a hot top. I felt like we had a real connection and then you got a hot top and you got a point. I need to get rid of that and get back on the game and know the hot top is good news and that brings you to paradise. You should sit in your hot top and watch the paradise almost. Okay, this is your note, Cole, this is my note most Okay.

You know what you need to do. You need to be a DJ introducing it. All right, let's get some music, all right, Danna, we're gonna do a DJ. We're gonna do We're gonna do Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. I really want to know this song though, you do? You know you know it? Come on, good, good vibration. But you got to do the DJ a game, right, you gotta what do you want? How about um will be a good one? The Jackson five one, that one's always great. Let's try it all right, Here we go, ready,

here's our interlude before we get to Heartford. I want you back. Okay, here we go, Kid DJ, are you gonna be? Oh? You're always a kid? D I might be some give me who I'm gonna do. A senior to be like a booze cruiser. You're you're a senior's booze cruise, senior citizen. All right, you're in Daytona Beach. Okay, all seniors, get out of your wheelchairs and on the dance floor. We're rocking in a socking on the boat

to nowhere. All right, you tell your grandkids and your am I ain't gonna because she's gonna be dancing and made a get something on the side. It's Jackson five and I want your back the best one yet? Yeah yet? All right, Tanna, you're you're up? Are you ready to hear? Hi? Are You're at a kid's party. It's Mikey's birthday. He's turning seven and he loves transformers. All right, little ships, welcome to Mikey's seventh party at the scutt A Beach

if you like. Because they're your mom's straws and I can't do this. Al Michael, I'm definitely winning. Okay, Tanna, you're up like that, You're gonna be You're You're at a tractor pool. You're in tractor pool. You're at a tractor pol You're in your tractor pool. You're in the deep South state of your choosing, and um, you're it's

they're gonna you're giving away a hundred dollars. You're gonna get the tractor away for whoever keeps her hand on it the long Okay, and let me throw on a little wrinkle in the middle of your teacher d J. You wanna get out there that that that Mickey prack Up lost his thumb and it flew into the corn field. If we can all after this go look for his thumb thumb and you have to do it in southern ec because you're in some state in the deep side

of your choosing. Okay, go ahead, Tanna, Mickey prac crack up, crack up lost his thumb up. Okay, here we go, Cana to you. Hey, everybody, it is Louisiana, hot summer nights and not just want you know, then if you keep your hand on that tracter, you may just have a chance to win. It looks like we're down to just to remind or make you prack up. After this, we are going to have to search for it, all right, And here's your tune. Nervous, she said, the name of

the choun but she was really good. All Right, I'm gonna give you guys one minute. Here's your tune. Okay, all right now all right Kyle, it's down to Kyle and Tanna. Alright, Kyle, here's your new assignment. Well, this is for the wind. This is for the wind. I'm clearly out. I have no capacitor for this. Okay, you are you are um at lake have a sou um. They say it's the jet ski competition. Um and um and Eric Sheldon j okay, wait, Eric Sheldon, this is

the wrinkle. Um, it's a jet ski competition. There's been some some kind of talks and put into the lake. And Eric Sheldon, Um, he got his ankle caught in like a motor like his food chopped off somewhere out of the boating in the bay. But Eric Sheldon, Eric Sheldon, Okay, yeah, so we're in. It's the it's the it's like the Mickey crack up thing. But it's not thumb, it's a foot. It's on the cornfield. It's in the lake. Yeah, okay, Um. Eric Sheldon. Okay. And there's some and there's some toxin

that's been put in. Okay, let's do you have anything you want to add that? Okay, might be dead. Here we go. Well, well, well like catastulians, are you ready to go jet scan? Well be careful because, as we know, Eric Sheldon's foot did get severed by his jet ski. A sad tale, but he's doing all right. Should make a full recovery. If you do see his foot floating in the water, please pick it up. It's the checks in five with I want you back, and I know

Eric Sheldon does want his foot back. Yea, my god. You guys really have a knack for this. Would let a DJ make really a lot of practice. Don't act like don't don't think that you're bad at this? Like I do this every day. I work on it. Not only do I think it, I know I'm bad at this. All right, never practice this. I'm just let's let you back in. Let's let you back in, Okay, give me one. This is you're at a acid rock dance party, okay, and you've got to play Jackson five and you know

it's not going to be popular. You're afraid people are gonna boo, So you're gonna say, what's so great about the Jackson FIVEE? And why this song is badass and cool enough to rock with you guys. Okay, it's an acid It's just like an acid rock. People are heavily on drugs, are used to hearing headbanging music, but you know you're playing it's like a normal acid rock. Like,

what's an example of an acid rock? They're just like okay, okay, okay, okay, Devil Yeah, okay, okay, all right, do you have your face blood on, motherfucker because ship's about to go down. It's four am and we're to wear house, all right, don't clear the dance floor yet. Don't pooh pooh. This Michael Jackson was a King's spot from The Devil. We're gonna have you back here. He is is so much. That's my best work yet and it's still like a B minus, but it's my best work yet. I thought

it was good. Thank you, Kyle. Quiet your booze, all right, an Tanna for the win, Tanna's Tanna. You're at a prison, Ryan, Oh yeah, you're at rikers. You've done this for free. You're deejaying for free, and you're not You're like a heavy, You're like a real like a liberal ladies coning in to do service at Riker You don't feel like anyone should be in jail ever kind of everyone's like deserved

a second chance. You are offended though that people have been throwing things at you and you're doing this for free for them. So your son turn up is he's like he doesn't like like seeing his mom get Yeah, yeah, your son's turned up there like lot the records and stuff you needed help caring. So in this DJ spout you're about to do, just make sure you get in how great this song is so and the other you get in is, guys, I'm doing this for free for you,

like can you not throw food at me? And you're a real sort of hippy dippy and your son's okay, Canada, you're up, Tanda. That's a lot, but I'll do my best, but you can do it. Yeah, alright, your name is Scory everybody. It's me having a lot of fun here and being a free volunteer at the Riker's prison, trying to bring you, guys some really good music from Jackson five. Could you just one little thing? Could you stop throwing things? Sammis it's really hurting turnips feelings And here is my

sound Tex so you know joy. Yeah, great, alright, alright, Zack, who won? Who wants Zack? Jack, you've been listening. You can pick and if you want to pick Tanna again, that's okay. But who do you think want? Kyle or Tanna? That's very kind, he says, all three of us. I'm gonna say I felt like Kyle really went for today. I think kind. I thank you. Actually, I think you did win today. Kyle's last reaction, it's best that we give it to him. Yeah, that's when he saw people.

When he saw that person, they're in the garbage, Cantle. I forgot about that and then you tend to take a moment and then threw the garbage. Can't okay? So then so he's freaking out. The uncle says about Garrett. I love the guy. He's a he's a beautiful guy. He's a poet, the soul of a poet. But they say cross choker, yeah, straight across joker, stride for stride um. They all basically said, Blake is your equal team, your bookmark.

They kept saying, you're the same person. I was like, Oh, they're like, you have a job, he has a job. You also can think together. That's not going to Garrett mostly just seems very like giggly and crying, giggling or crying. So does he do anything else giggling? The mom said, I just want you to be happy. Just be happy. And then she says, I just have to say, who could I not picture my life without? So then they

go they he's a sensitive guy, the whole fifty fifty thing. Yeah. Um, they went to the maybe it's the girl, maybe it's the equator, but I'm on top of the world. That's hilarious because the equator is in the middle of the world. It's that's far away from because you don't know, I mean, the top could be either one. Yeah, exactly, so as

far as you possibly can. And then he goes, I couldn't get any higher, and then they started kissing and she was just happy with him, I mean she and then she said, I just picture changing diapers with him, going to the grocery store. We're both weird and quirky. It's like, no, you're not. You're not weird in quirky. Yeah, no, you're not. We're weird in quirky. Yea. After that last hand, we're weird in quirky. Yeah, they're not weird in quirky, if the four of us, five of us, I don't

think aunt Tanna's quirky. It's not weird. You're not weird. You don't know me, Yeah, yeah, you don't know. Don't you think? Like I would trust Tanna, you know, babysitting like a child or something. I would trust you to. Actually really don't I drive d I've dropped babies on their head when I was like, I was like eleven, I shouldn't have been babysitting babies. Yeah, Like if if we all went out with them, would would we all

be like you guys are the quirky ones? Yeah, we know we would be the quirky would be like, you guys are milk? Yeah? What's milk? Yeah? For sure, for sure, for sure. I've never heard the word milk. I didn't know what it was. So then they were like, I guess to be laughing the entire time. Oh list, And then they stay spent. Then like when we slept together, we just you touched me the whole night, even if it was just a pinky, because I didn't want you to get away. And then she goes, do you have

any questions? And he was like nope. Sex with both of them. Yeah, yeah, that's upsetting. Yeah, but you know what, he didn't care. I don't think Garrett cares. He's like whatever, Yeah, that's what made him win. He didn't care. He woke up in the morning like I'm super pumped. It's like you might get dumb. Oh he was the last guy. That's easy to be the last guy. And he also was sweet about you know what, if it's you're such a special person and good people deserve good things, and

if it's not me at the end, it's okay. I just want you to be happy. That was really classy. Well, Blake was like, yes, little lady, do you think Blake is going to be the new Bachelor? He was angling it for it last night. They did it after Paradise Paradise, but he was being like, you know what, and I wish you all the best because my future is on television. He looks cute less. I thought he was more appealing

than normal. Who's up that guy? And then the guy who came in third up for the best and people are angling for Wills, but I don't think Colton. Now, why don't they go for Jordans? That's the pick? The best, Dalbo, it's wherever. She kept saying that he reminded me of my dad. I don't I don't want to date a parent. He hunts. Every time he said about it, went hunting. I just pick your katie at how I'm going. My dad loved to like racist things too. We also doesn't

believe school shootings like survivors. I mean the irony that there was a school shooting survivor and then a person who I mean, that's anyway. So then he goes, you know what they say, to give me butterflies, You give me eagles, and you make me feel so good. I want to give all the world eagles. What I mean, you give me eagles? You guys? He said, you give me eagles. That was unfortunate. I feel like he wanted to take that back of me. He didn't. I He's like,

what's wrong with that? You give me? He's but I vision like eagles in your stomach, like the practically, like you can kind of see butterflies, kind of getting something going on, but e to be trapped and choking to death and would die very and you're just a giant eagle. I hated to say it, but I found myself like getting one over by him. Definitely, he was really sweetn't know about the Instagram. We would know he was dumb because he is just not because he's dumb, but true.

But he was sweet and they had more fun together. You can passed dumb as long as they it's clear that you take. I felt like, I felt like, please tell me what you see coming out of the window of that building. I felt it's not trashedy yet. I felt like, um, she's happier with him. She was clearly

happier with him. Well, of course though, because the other guy is so stressed out in his head is and she felt responsible for his feelings and she's like this guy, he's happy, don't care that bangs the other guy yesterday. This is fun. I like this guy, this guy, this guy yea. True though he was child, you feel so good that you just want you really went for today. You wanted that prize. I wanted it. I practiced all week. I was upset the tanna one last time. I was like,

and I came back strong. Yeah, I think that's what I did. You scared Zack. He can't pick me now for fear of retaliation. Yeah, yeah, Zack, okay, and he goes, I will choose you every single day. I will guard you and make you feel safe. That's a nice thing to say to a lady. That's funny about that, can Id because I know this whole thing, and I'm just telling you guys, these ladies and're like, oh, I want to feel safe, like you know, like this guy says

I'll make you feel safe. What is he going to do? Is she really in danger in society now? It's not like we're in caveman times. She could take care of herself. What's going to happen that? I think for her? It's

more like emotional. I think so with Ari and Dad, of like feeling and he's a big guy, so maybe it is the illusion of I think if your dad dies at fourteen and then you have that happened on television with Ari, like there's this weird sense of protection of like it wasn't really He cried for a half hour and then said strong and keep you safe. Yeah, I guess crying strength in a way. Yeah. I cried at the end, Yet I was not really crying. I just want to put it bug in your ear. I

wasn't really crying, sure, Sure, sure, I was. I had tears. I don't know where it came from. It might have been an allergy. You can understand this is summertime. Do you think it was because you knew your hot was arriving and you were so excited and you knew it was going to get scratched. You know you needed a new car, but you bought a hot all right, eight thousand dollars like your hot brand new hot tub. Tianna is a really good money advisor. You should be called Tanna.

She's really good in the ground with a deck around it. Now, that's gonna be cool. This is the deck gonna call? How much is it going to cost to put it in the ground? Is it gonna be like investment? It's probably gonna be another five grand to get in the ground. The value of your home will go up? Will it hot? You live in like literally a cardboard box? Then I like really well, like definitely a deck would definitely a hot hot tub on a deck if it was somebody

else's old hot tub can be sanitized. I mean, so wish I do put a pool there? You can't. You can't get invested. You can't like, oh funk I bought a hot tub. I should also buy a pool. No, this is good advice. That's bad. You should start with the car and then where about it? Okay? So then um so then uh so then he did say, which was also sweet. I don't know if Okay, they kissed, and he goes, I love her accent. I love you Becca? He did. He loved her accent and does she have

an accent? Oh? That was that was so weird. He's like, I love how she's bag and he goes, I would let her tear my heart out. I would let her tear my heart out to make sure she's happy. Good dessert. Good people deserve the best. I don't know if anyone ever made Becca realize her worth. That's sweet. Ye Dollar Signs was trash and Ross dollar Signs somebody put on Facebook a photo like the looks like Ross Doaller Signs look like if Blake and Garrett had a baby? Yeah?

What is what? Did? What did she say or do that made him feel Not that? I mean, everyone deserves to be happy all that, but like what was so? No one never realized was he referring to the Ari thing? I don't know. It just seemed like it seems like she had some shitty excess. That's kind of what he was implying, but not that we wouldever. So then we have Blake. She did a leg wrap of Blake. They

did the bikes. There was no yacht. And then she kept saying last year, I remember last year, um, um, and he said, I made you something with my bare hands. It's a time capsule, a time box. Um. And then at the end she said, I've been praying for clarity and I got it. I could see Blake standing in front of me professing his love and me professing it back. That's tough. I couldn't see. I could. I could. That's tough.

If you're that's hard to hear that. And then she prayed to dad and then um, how did dad die cancer? I don't know, but she was fourteen. I think it took like five years. I think yes out and then um and then Hi, I'm Neil Lane. But they seek happy at the end, Blake and Becca like when on that final date I actually thought he might pull it off. I think there was a moment when he made her that box and she walked away. She seemed in love

with him. The only thing you're getting on the show is the person going like this is amazing, so happy to be here with you, and I feel like I'm growing and I feel like sharing and I can be myself with you. Thanks, Thanks Kyle. I mean really, that's all you get. You don't get like, oh my god, we were crying, laughing, blah blah blah. You don't get like, oh my god, he came got me up the airport.

That's where in Paradise, Australia is so great because there was the greatest couple that were funny together, Terror and Sammy. They were laughing and laughing and laughing the whole time time, which is why it's devastating that they broke up. They did they broke up. That hurts I heard because they were laughing the whole time. They were so cute. I want to see the first day when it's gotta undercover

with glasses and hidden cameras. But like when they go on their first non producer date when they're like, let's go you know wherever, and they are they go to their house and they just go to a place where I'm not a bear ticket apology. The first time they're not a camera and they're like just real life regular people. Yeah, like where they're doing something where it's not appropriate to say this is amazing. Isn't this great? Yeah, like we're on this is like kind of a crappy place, but

we can just yeah, exactly. I want to see that date. Yeah, how does that go? Break the break up? No boat, no boat, no jet pack, hot no boat, hot top, no boat. That's the cold on a good story. Where's my that's my book? Um hot tip note boat? I don't you just enjoy it? You just enjoy it, don't worry about it. Just you bought it. Enjoy it. Just enjoy it. Water in it, fill it, put water. It's

a great point. Did you think for a second that Blake was going to win for a second because of how the edit was going, But then I just kept coming back. She just seemed towards their last date, towards the end, less happy than she when she was with Garrett. Yeah. Agree. Blake said this. It was his first really bad grammar. I do got this weird, strong calm about me, he said in the morning, you got this weird strong calm. I do got this weird strong calm about me. That's

hard to say. I do got this weird strong calm. I do got this weird strong calm. I do got this rod strong calm. And then I do got this weird strong calm. I do got this weird strong calm. I do got this rod strong cough Tanna, Tanna, I do got this weird strong calm. I do got this strong calm. I do got this weird strong calm. Do got this weird strong com I got this weird strong Wow, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Come come, come can

is pretty good? Is good at things? Um? So then she was pressing in her I found my partner, but I also found myself. Um. And then I'm happy just knowing she's happy. And then and then they go and she fucking she picked Garrett. She picked Garrett, and uh, I hate that they make them do the whole like awkward and speech before she's like just wait for a sec.

I know that was hard. Before she said no, I thought, if this, if she's saying no to him, she's a bit because as he was professing his love, she was like smiling and like, yeah, they all do that, like she loved it. You know, it was not empathizing with this actually watching him and I'm thinking between his mom, his ex girlfriend, and now this this guy is going to harden like he will never his sweetness unless he's the bachelor. TM. What do you think. I think he's

going to be the bachelor. I think he's going to be the bachelor. And a part of me thinks after seeing him on the after the roads, that he's going to have a edge to him. Yeah, that's what That's what I mean. I think he's got hardened by this. I think it was the last straw between the mom the school shooting. Do not funk with me. The mom cheating on his dad with the school coach, the English teacher, his coach. She left him for the coach, and he

found out through us like high school. It's like she moved out and moved into like a shitty apartment, and some girls like and I heard your mom moved in with the coach, and that's how we found out. That's how he found out. Like everyone knew and it was like his coach. Yeah yeah. And then there was a school shooting, which is like traumatizing. You know. That's another reason I didn't like when she was like, what would

you do if there was like a sick kid. It's like he's he got you went through a school shooting, Like what he's fine. He was crying. It's anxious person. Could you about how sweaty that poor guy was they made it was so hot, she was sweating. They made

these guys were suits. I mean, look, the guy just were like a button down in like a linen pant and I was so hot and a tammy behan a nice slack, you know, like a hot top of and like the poor guy was dripping and sweat crying into his suit, like blowing his nose onto like pretty blue wools to get a nice suit on. He looked handsome. I think this guy's I think there was a hardness that like, like he turned to stone. I was worried about a hardening. I thought he was he was gonna

either go one. He was going to turn a stone, or he was going to you fucking lose it. And I really thought he was going to lose it. But he just like when he turned to star, he turned to start push it down, push it down down. Yeah, He's like not again, Yeah, I know it. I knew it. I knew. I mean I also kind of knew when he was like I have a bunch it's a curse. I he was, he was, he goes, and he goes, I pictured the moment with you and like, and then she said to him, I picked I got the whole

time through this. I pictured the moment with you, but it's a better fit with someone else that's so fucked up to stay to the person who just proposed to you. I always pictured it like this, but it's not going to be us. And then him picturing poor Garrett during it was then he was like, I love you, by God, and he goes, I fucking knew it, and then he was. Then he was on stage. It's difficult to watch to see myself with the ring in my hand. There was no red fly. Are you still in love with Becca?

I always have love Rebecca. I mean, it was just I don't have love for her. Yeah I don't. I never And she said, I never wanted to hurt me when I felt so lucky you were my I feel so lucky you were my bachelorette. That's what he said. Yeah he was, he was, he was unditioning to be the bachelor. Surprised. You just gotta start saying, like true love will find it. And then when she said when she he goes why and she said taking care of

one of another. With one of us was sick, I was like, oh, that's a woman who watched a real bed. So she mentioned stickingness twice, A sick kid. If one of us is just waiting for the shoe to drop, yeah, if Garrett has a heart attack and drops dead, she's going to die. If he's a will be very similar to this one, where it's like someone who got hurt really bad and is now looking for someone who's like safe, I'm not gonna hurt me. He doesn't seem smart enough

to do anything that could get him killed Garrott. That's probably she's thinking. I feel I'm pulling this out to do the Bachelor tweet of the week. I feel like I feel like I really wanted them to be happy. I mean, ultimately she didn't seem happier with him, but they didn't ask him why did you like? He said, I did do it. I've apologized, but there was no like, what do you Why did you do that? Why would you like that? Why would you like that? Great? Why? I do believe? I mean? And then I saw I

go in a little deep diving online. He was saying, my family is really open. They say it doesn't matter if you're black, white, purple, Like, that's why he did that. He did that, He did that today. It's one of those things where I would hope that, Look, I would hope that this is a guy that came from a small world where maybe people have limited views, and perhaps he's seen more in the world. He seemed like a dummy who might not have known better, and maybe, like

I believe that you can no better. He had an opinion. Yeah, but I hope I hope, like horizons, could you have to That's the thing I can't get past is you have to follow a certain type of account that puts out memes like that. That's not like or if your friends are doing it, like, yeah, that's the world you live in. Yeah, I don't just want to know why did you like that? Though? I don't know. Why did you like this homophobic one? Why did you like this

racist one? There were so many like this anti immigrant one. Why you was one of the Parkland shooter? Do you actually thank their crisis actor? Did you see the one where it was a liberal woman and there was a lot it was like it was like the young boy and then the boy, young boy with makeup on. It was like trans ones. It's like there was a broad spectrum of things. Yeah, it was that yeah left, I mean like who even he probably literally is like, yeah,

well those kids should be in cages. What he really thinks that he's not saying out loud because Becca, I mean, maybe he doesn't know how to like focalize himself or just I don't even know. It was a lot of different it was. He really spread it up, really spread it up. It's hard because he was so likable on I can see how she picked him. Sure I wouldn't have picked him, but I can see. I can see he was a nice guy on the show. He was nice to be other contestants. He was pleasant. That is

a lot of information to get. And they don't ask questions like what are your views on homosexuality or whatever? They don't get deep lady, just say, oh this is great view, Kyle. Are you going to watch Paradise? And when you come, do some of them good? I may have to, like I need in a few days. Sorry, take a couple of days. You free tomorrow? I mean I am will be there, um, will you? I had there were people were still on fire with tweet on the weeks. I Anna sent me like fifteen or twenty.

I narrowed it down to seven, and then we're gonna pick it to two. Okay, ready, Cheyenne Constant at Trixy Firecracker. This is kind of like what's this is kind of like seeing what would have happened if Jenny said yes to Forest instead of going out in the world and getting gravely ill. That's good. That's a good one. That's that's good, Cheyenne Constant quote going back to your sister dolphins. Yep, this is a man with depth the depth of a

half full kittie poole. Another the three shy in Constant up top number three. Uh oh, Blake is falling apart. A crumbling Blake is never good. His mom is going to have her creepy sexy coach time interrupted while she has to reassure Blake that he is lovaball. That's tough. That's to seth Thatt at basebone one. Hey, Garrett neil Lean's here to explain all the shiny things. That's a pretty This is another good one. Alison H. S At Alison H. Stewart. I don't want to get all hung

up on metaphors or anything. But Garrett just literally dragged Becca underwater. Yes, I saw that under her ankle and pulled her underwater, and they put very romantic music to it. Yeah, they did. Actually really freaked me out. He grabbed her ankle and sucked her underwater. Very awful feeling. I okay, this is from Ryan Patrick Green at RP Green Machine for man Chris Harrison was so wrong. The biggest shock was Uncle Chuck saying Garrett was a poet. Just shocking

and upsetting on so many levels. A close second was seeing Blake's mom's terrible hairy Sorry I don't even get a poet. Oh my god. So this one has a picture of Scooby Doo on a lot of this is seth bad at Basebone one. Garrett was going to use his words to tell Becca he loves her on the boat, and he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling dolphins. Okay, Megan Corbett back at Meg Corps. I'm excited, but I'm nervous, nervous and excited, nervous, nervous.

I think Blake finally broke all right, So I'm gonna narrow it down to these two. I'm gonna narrow it down to set that at basebone one. I'm a narrow down to three, and then we're gonna narrow We're gonna eliminate one and have it be too narrowing it down to three seth vat at basebone one. Garrett was going to use his words to tell Becca he loves her on the boat, and he would have gotten away with

it if it weren't for those meddling dolphins. Very good, very good, Okay, death vat hey Garrett Neil Lanes here to explain all the shiny things. Very good, very good, and um shyanne constant at Trixie Firecracker. This is kind of like saying, what would have happened if Jenny said yes to Forest instead of going out in the world and getting gravely ill. All right, I'm gonna narrow it down to seth that seth that. I'm going to narrow it down to Hey, Garrett Million's here to explain all

the shiny things. And Garrett was going to use his words to tell Becky he loves her on the boat, and he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling dolphins. Dolphins are shiny things, Tanna, dolphins, Dolphins are shiny thing. Here's a tiebreak. I'm gonna go dolphins. Garrot was going to use his words to tell Becky he loves her on the boat and he would have got away with there, but were for those meddling dolphins. Dolphins? Um like us on iTunes? Do we have any new

do we have any new likes? Um? We don't want Garrett to like us? All right, Um, okay, here's an email we got Rose podcast. This is from Sydney or a present. I love you guys. This is my favorite podcast and I've been meaning to contribute in some way. I wanted to make sure you all saw this post.

In case you don't follow Ari on Instagram. I mean I don't really because I hated him, but someone just showed me and he just turned off his cards, so apparently, Um, she sent me a meme of Blake that is Blake dressed looking like a thumb and a it's Blake like looking like a thumb in a onesie. And then it was also Ari did an Instagram post that he said that he and Lauren flew to the mall deeps as the Bachelor and Becca's request and that they didn't hear

the conversation. Well, too bad, dumb dumb Wait what ari if you wait? They flew there to like give her advice, it says in the email. I would kill them. I would fly them out there and kill it says. Here's the post. He says, Laurie and I flew to the mall. De User's a photo of them at the Bachelor in Becca's request. It's a conversation that unfortunately won't be shown,

but it was really positive for all of us. You can imagine this trip could have been very difficult for Lauren, but she has supported and stood by me and all this. I think and love her every day because it's like this was hard on Lauren. Fuck, that was like I'm hurt. Yeah exactly. I think it's good to have one really dumb one in their relationship that's not like thinking tune, not that dumb, but one can be like a stress. But that one, she's like, what are we doing? Okay,

that's good. You know what we gotta get. We gotta get dumb companions for everybody. Hey, dumb dumbs, all right, don't forget to watch insatiable this weekend and dropped Friday the tenth watching all of that. It's the most exciting thing that I've ever done. I can't believe that I'm a horrible person. Bye bye. That's exciting, it's shay it. It's so fun where you reach in this role. In a picture of the three of us, each up this role your word sder et up this role into your world.