Where I could get Lasik, but instead i'd I having ascended lamps from my Kia. Oh, I've kind of not success for the update for you, this update on my eyesight, my pen, this situations, toe by Friday afternoon so much I've heard, it's like I've even talking about the episode so much. This stuff high names are and I've entered a few state here. I am high in a high rise down the street from where a crack house just got rated yesterday. True story. You just need to know.
I broke my toe and I did it myself yesterday on the set of Adam Ruins everything like a real dickhead, and I'm elevating my foot and everybody's had to wear a slipper in public, and I actually felt like always right with the world. I know this because I'm with my friend Aaron Foley broke her toe last year and we as we tour it in Chicago and fully I missed you. Thank you great to be back. We take my toe on a dance move into the side of my bed. I recall I think I know you are
stern forty something. If no, I just need everybody to know that we're being quiet, because for me, Annah's Professional Office. We've got sessional NPR type podcast and instead we have to act like adults from Syria. You if I, if I live from Syria? Is grocer question dancing? Were you were dancing? If I recall? I know you all enough? Friends? This is the Honeymoon show? Whatever that show was, Uh, George Michael. It was George Michael, father, George Michael. No,
it was George Winne Houston. I think it was Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson. It was one of these, one of the the trifecta, the most important guys. But it was something specific because I was really going for you. He did a spin kick, he did a spin needed a clap, spin kicking. You kicked your man in the mirror. It kicks up at the end. Yeah, I'm in the mirror. Then I had to get a mirror. The entire I was a mystery. It was ebony and ivory. Yesterday on
the set of Adam Woms Everything. We were filming out in Chatsworth where all the porns are made, and I I the was this giant sound stage and they had all these differences because they used to film Teen Wolf there, so they had the remnants of teen wolf. So of course I was wildly aroused as a human and as a woman. I needed to go exploring as a woman, just and as a teen. So I found a sewer set and I was like, I gotta jump in the sewer. I'm only human. So I was like, quick, quick, get
a photo. Let's grab constant content. Guys. I take a jump, and I land like a ballerina, perfect hoe point, not wearing toe shoes on hard straight down on my toe broke mattaw, which is second from the big one. All it's it's so painful that all night. This is how I slept. That the one that went to the market. It was piggy that one went to the market. Mean you might hear the melodious dulcet tones of not only the most dangerous god, it's supernatural and not only my
mother's potential new best friends love her so much. She loved you. Yeah, we had a good time. But also that's for ye bay, We're so glad to have It's fun to be Robert Bennett, my mom. I did in Ville. You walked in. You took the Red Eye to get there, Yes, and you walked in and who was waiting? But Jane Marine. I mean, I've heard so much about her. And she looked at you and you said to her, I'm so happy to be here. Is she said to you? Are you though? She was, are you? Are you really roight?
Are my God? Didn't you feel understood? Oh God? I just I love her so much? And first of all, she looks like she looks so young, so young, and she's got all this energy. Yes, she's adorable. I love her so much. She was everything that you've described her. She's everything right. She used the microphone as a suggestion. Yeah, so I think on stage in front of people, she's waving the mic in front of her face, but she was killing it. We were asking her about like, oh,
like what about when I broke up with somebody? When she's like when you broke up with people? We still had a party. It was a celebration. Like she was just like fire. She was working and the story about her and the horse is still on my favorite. I mean, I wanted to know that I was at a party, like a like a benefit to help for the families that are separated at the border. I went to like a fancy political party, and somebody came up to me and they're like your mom and the horse, Your mom
and the horse. I had talked about, like can we see the photo of your mom by the horse? And then I had to look at this man and say, my newly widowed mother. He looked at me like I was the devil. The woman who was telling the story loved it. She's like, you know the story. And he looked at me like I was there until I pulled out the photo. And even he couldn't resist the charms. Why would he be angry that You're like, it's a funny story about your mom getting bit by a horse,
getting bit by a horse. She's fine, she's fine. It's not like the last times of the pictures. It might seem cruel. It said cruel, like, oh my mom, you gotta get back out there, you gotta get in the dating world. I'm getting it. I was like, it's my newly widowed mother that I was like, I'm taking. I'm taking her for Thanksgiving and I was getting her like dating profile shot. I was like, she didn't want to get back out. I was like, no, you got it.
She's like I'm not ready. I'm like ready, schmetty, let's get a pick. She had cut. That's the set. I lost him in the beginning, and then when I showed him the photo much like anyway, I loved it. I got the low down on Little Compton real estate. I just loved it all. She's a new nickname. Now, what is it? J j um Anna Katie? How are you? Ladies? Were good? Very good? Okay, can we just discuss. Here's the thing, so we're not guys, We're sorry. We're doing this on Friday. Um, I know you have to go
give your cat insolence. So we're gonna make this. Okay, we're doing this. This is sexy. We got broken toes, we've got diabetic cats. Things are happening. I'm literally on the toe end of our marine looking beyond her. What if I was just such a dick that this is how I just like like I had, like I had like I came with a fur pillow and I actually might take my pants off. I had a burrito for lunch, and I am below. I don't trust people that don't
like burritos. Where did the Communist? Where you go? Casita Campu? Are they good? Delicious, affordable kind of burrito vegetarian and a takeout? Or do you sit down. Well, it was last night's Brithday dinner and I had the second half today. God, you, I don't know how to pace myself. Okay, speaking pacing yourself those guys. It was so hard to not be able to do the But I'm still actually glad in some ways that we're doing it now, because it's like
it's like we had Monday and Tuesday night. You see the show and then you're like, wait, what, I've had enough time to hate ourselves for watching it. I watched it. I tried to stay pure and not find out because because my so my TV didn't record it. It didn't record football, and then so then yeah, so then I watched it the next day and that I was filming, So then I watched. But by the time I watched the second night, I had already found out about Jordan
and Jennis watching. It was so hard to watch. And I and then laurcause I was filming in Chatsworth. Will they make poornnesterday? It was a long enough drive. Laurie sent me the reality Steve interview with Jordan yesterday. Okay, can you feel me in a little bit? And for the listeners, so is Jordan's it was so gracious about it. Basically what happened. So this is after after the final, after the final rose. I think he really loved her.
He really won me over the season. You know, the way he looked at her, he was so dazzled by her. When the wedding dress, he just loved loved her. And um, even hearing him speak about it, he was so gracious. He's like, I'm not going to speak ill of her. I'm embarrassed, I'm devastated, but this is a woman I loved and I'm not going to I'm not going to trash her I care for. So they're saying that she had like a couple of sugar daddies. It's almost implied,
and I don't know if this is accurate. This this may be completely false. But like some people are saying she may have possibly been like a sex worker. Maybe maybe maybe not that, but like maybe one of those like you know they have like like not like kind of like an escort sugar were Like I see billboards that literally say that in Hollywood that are like get your sugar daddy and like get things paid for, Like they literally Yeah, it's like yeah, so you actually just
like show up and go places with them. And I don't know if you do stuff spin on this woman in trouble. Yeah, And I know because some of the texts were like I'm gonna put you in my mouth, blah blah blah. The thing I got from it is that she she has like these networking meetings with older like businessman and then her way of like getting help out of them for her own business I think is by like sleeping with that is this she has like
a fitness and then like a lifestyle brand things. She's got like four different instagrams that are like fitness in life by Jenna. Like what is she Carolina? I don't know outings to think about it. If she's like kind of an escort kind of situation she did? She she easily how I say this delicately place she would sort of easily go. She was She seemed like she really cared about Jordan's Yeah, but then she'd easily kind of kiss on yes easily you know other guys. Yeah, exactly
you would be watching was like I really shouldn't. I really shouldn't. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Well, she would be like really good at like quickly winning people over and like kind of putting on an act. And I also feel very naive for thinking they probably sleep she doesn't sleep well. She probably doesn't know there was texting suicide of ye, that's true. I didn't actually
like I feel bad. I mean, she feels like she feels like bad stuff probably like it's like this is probably somebody that had some tough stuff early on, and it's like, pardon me, feels like sad that she even went through this system and was like like like there's there's some hardcore probably old damage there. Yeah. It just sucks though, And he's been such a gentleman about it.
He said like he and the way he phrased it, it was just basically like, you know, I wish her well and I will be a friend to her, but I don't see how you can get past this. And he's like that we don't know she's sleeping with these guys to like promoter business. My first reaction obviously was like, oh god, that's terrible. But then now hearing this, I need to get a better business model. I really could. I gotta get out of some jams, and they are
building up the Foli Jail, Foli jail. I got about six on the front burner happy related burn hard to bang to get out of the jails. Yes, yesterday, Thanks. I love me over exactly the same as when I first met you maybe two years ago. Yeah, have an aged I have weathered though, like fifteen years in the two years. You know, it's just my broken top. No, I've seen the marine jeans. The marine jeans are strong. The fake get some fake lashes going. My fake lashes
are still kind of they're starting to coffer. They lotted a good, solid month. Okay, guys, not surprised. Let's just no, not even remotely surprised. Well, I guess we should. And I think they really liked that. Like she had absolutely no substance, like if you're talking about like a like a strong female that knows what she wants, no, like if someone sneeze. I was like kind of thing, did we actually her speak that much? And I couldn't recall
seeing her speak that much? Like literally when I saw her, Yeah, I was just her with like Bena or with Jordan's. But I mean I wasn't. I'm never shocked when anyone from the show does anything like that, because I'm just like, of course they did. They went on women to cheer for. I would have been more surprised, like of all of them.
It doesn't shock me that it's her. I mean the real shocker here is that we're even having a positive conversation about Jordan's He was I've loved him from the beginning. Side note, I got to work with Lance Bass this week, may do the podcast he's I tried to get him to come today, but he's in San Diego. He loves The Bachelor. I've heard nothing but that I loved him. Yeah, he is such mostly just super awesome. He's the best. Yeah,
he's the best. Um, Okay, here we go. So I guess we're just gonna go through the episodes and then we can all right. Ord and getting camera ready. They had to go do the they got the date, they're going to go do their photos shoot, um, their engagement photoship. Those pictures were so cute. Yeah. Yeah, did you think that they told them to go into the water? Was that? I don't know, but it was funny. I love forgetting tossed around like, but her reaction, she froze. She was
not This was not a person who was ready. She was not ready. Anna, what do you think no. I mean now that we know that, like looking back at all her behavior, like you can see that she was very stressed about the situation. But also at the same time, I was trying to capitalize on it and be like, well, if I can engage, people are gonna like follow me on Instagram and then I can like I never like, honestly,
this was a couple like I barely cheered for. I have to say, I never thought like this was gonna last. I never thought I thought, truly by the end, he really probably loved her. I honest to god, I'm not just saying this because we could talk about the other couples. We were like, how is it please for her? I just never never believed anything. I really was like, oh this is She's like, I don't know. She was never that he was never likable to me in it. You could see he was dazzled by her and she was
never all in. But like, Jordan has this thing where he was such good, he was so funny and he would say such funny things You're just like, I can't believe. But he also was like a huge dick tie you know what I mean, and disrespectful to women in the beginning of b I P so I was just like these two, you know, but he really was so I mean listen, so entertaining. And I will say Ben Walk called him at on that at the after the final roses. I never called women a snack. Yeah snack. Yeah, that
was the grossest conversation. Oh my god, that's why it was just like him in like goose, piece of shop. That was funny. But then when you get real disrespectful misogynist, I check out, like I just I check out. Yeah, I did wonderful. And the temper tantrums, the throwing the bear into the ocean, yeah, really strangling it. Yeah that's true, is it? Then Jordan's and he said this a picture takes a thousand words to describe, and there's a thousand words to describe. How great Jenna and I, isn't it
a pictures worth a thousand words? Take words? Okay, it's an ocean, there are two people people are working on. It's on film. Um, it's nine ago. Okay, it's there's a palm tree. It looks like there's some depth. The aperture is the apictures like it was over excited. Okay, there's old God's graces, there's more to go. Okay, the best of times, it was the worst. It's a little heavy on the red um. There's also there's a little chew mark on the side of the picture. Is your
Hunger Away? Did you listen to that reality Steve with Jordan's Yeah, they said that. Apparently one of Jordan's or not Jordan's Jenna's friends came forward and said, no, she's actually playing the guy that she's having an affair with. She really loves Jordan's Yeah, just like I know Jordan was. Even Jordan was like, that's also up. Yeah, that's what Jordan was like, That's still fun. That's like a Giuliani. The truth isn't the truth. You know, she's Trump's I
am also fucking the neighbor, and I'm the neighbor. Yeah. Yeah, she's basically reality seeing fake news. Don't believe it. But she hasn't said anything, so I can't trust her. I feel badly for him. So then the falcon arrives and they said he's famous for being Robert Hunter eighty nine. He said, I'm famous for being Robert Hunter eighty nine on the social interwebs. It's like, dude, don't try and be funny. You're not, You're the fucking falcon. Yes he is, Ye,
he should go home, he he. He just seemed like too old. He was wearing like a sleeveless turtleneck. Yeah, tight sleeveless like dental white turtlement. Weird. It almost was like something Jennifer Anniston would have worn on friends in with her the Rachel. It would have been a tight turtle then, which reminded me of like when you're in high school and like the person that graduated and like
I didn't go to college days to kill me. I was like, I'm gonna come back and hang out with the high schoolers and you're like, oh I thought you were cool and now you're just know. They were all like they were all like, oh my god, this guy's back, Like what the fun fuck you? Classmates? Like are in Vegas getting arrested for like to mess. Okay, let's talk
about that. So Amanda got arrested. Amanda, who's who's maybe four ft four, the mother of two or three to twins, two little girls, yeah, two little girls, not twins, that she got arrested for assaulting her boyfriend who's like six six. She's like four ft one. She probably like pushed his dick. She got it's amazing that she assaulted him. I would pay so much money to see that bugshot. She lived pretty badass and I'm not gonna lie like she kind
of looked like I'm gonna fucking kill she. She's actually look cooler than she's ever that her place, Like back in kidding me, you can take this fucking shut or not, Officer, I'm gonna star in Peppermint too. She's attacked him in front of the er. Yeah, she's like, yeah, She's like, you think I can't solve this tall guy, Watch that I'm gonna punch his dad. What I bed happened because
she's so small. She's probably just blacked out from drinking too much and probably didn't eat enough because she's an Instagram model for the most part, so she's just like,
let's contact out my staff. It's weird when they It's weird when they talk openly about like, yeah, you know, he just used her to gain Instagram following when they were saying that, when they were explaining who he was and then and then the twins called him out for It's like when they're all openly trying to get Instagram followers. It really dispelled. It really kind of is the man behind the curtain, Like I don't want to just don't we know this? But I don't want to know this.
I don't want to believe in the power of love and Salita. Why why I've been to Salita? I fall in love with three tacos. I want to be drinking out of a coconut. I love talking and watching b I p we have a good couple. And then somebody's news. So then Jordan's says, Jordan might peel your skin off and cook it. Somebody says, I feel like Robbie came here to saw my face off and give it to his I'm a big, bad wolf. And then somebody said, you know how you can't turn a home into a
housewife over time? I how slutty he was, you can't turn a home. When the ladies said, I think he was asterraid you can't, he was like, he's like Jordan's from an older class. Yes he's so Jordan's, he's so Jordan's, but he was never funny. He wasn't ever funny. Jordan and Daniel were the only two funny contestants. Like that ever, um and have a shout of the wish. The Champagne
exploding started to feel like go in. The Champagne's editing was staring as the Champagne exploded, mother or not that was happening every got away is her just looking straight like she's so beautiful, so for her to be undateable, she's got to be really creepy because she's on the spectrum. Yeah she's not spectrum. Yeah, I love that the Champagne that she's like, I have to go. Um. So then somebody says he's not even a real dude. He he doesn't, okay.
He dated a man of her social following and then shush smelled her hair after their date dancing, and then it was just like I didn't ever want to slow a dance with a man in a mock turtleneck sleeveless. Not again, not in Mexico again like this, not after not again. I can't. He just he literally like I think he looks at it. He like he looked at himself. But where he laughed, and he goes, I got this. He also remember what he said, I'll go get pretty
for you. Yes, And then he came down and it's and it's like dent he dressed like he was like ready for like I'm the I'm the Monica in this situation all of a sudden, Yeah, he really, he's sad that nothing he didn't he came too late. Was capre pants and a mock turtle knut rob. He was beautiful, though, he's got the face of so much work done, Like he doesn't even look like how he used to on like Joe Joe's season was that it his face, it's almost as if they've smoothed over all his bones, so
they're his teeth are so bad. His teeth, it's weird. I'm always fascinatid when I actually interact with that in public, and I think, what did you do? Like how do you actually because he's not that old, like seeing his third like how do you get it? How do you get how do you get a look like that? He's just he's too perfect. He's such a caricature of how
ant went. Like at the end he's like I'm listen, Yeah, if I'm near Salt Lake, will call you and like waiting by the like somebody met on a plane or something. If I'm near Salt everybody's just outside of the wall, like just totally if I'm ever in Australia, but look you up. Yeah, hey, hey, I'm in Australia. I'm gonna I'm gonna be in for the week because the hot springs.
How many do you hear the thing? It's like, I want to know how so like you get sucked into this, You go on the franchise a couple of times, you get Instagram followers. How do you pay your rent for like at a certain point, Snapchat or Ridever's going to stop paying your rent for like two years. What do you do? You're just going to be screwed. What do you do? Because like a lot of them have quit their jobs. That's why the people who like keep their
own jobs, like like Danielle who's a nurse. Yeah, or like ben who has this, like ben Ze Warner the fitness company, like the well, they're the smart ones because they're not just banking on sugar fend. You're right, it's like that, you're because we even had the little store and then she kept it and then she branched it out. They're the smart ones because I mean it's gonna burn out. Yeah, you're right. Actually that you need your own company that
you're promoting. What's the company in uh Texas? What's her name has uh Tia Tia. She had the shops Blue Sae, Blue Swede Swede, Grace Wade Alexis in that tiny town, Hoxey. It's in Hoxey. But then she opened one I believe in Dallas with Rachel Right, Rachel and who's still a lawyer. Yeah, she's apparently still lawyer. She like only works part time though. Alexis has a hoop company. She sells that, which I like. She's the sharp hearing who's making the scrunchese ok Caitlin makes.
They were eighteen dollars for a scrunch. I was really upset. But she wasn't a cute marketing job. It was a cute campaign, but it was an eighteen dollar scrunches. I was like, first of all, are people still wearing scruncheese? I immediately thought of that Sex in the City episode about scrun cheese, and I was like, people back then weren't even wearing scruncheese? Are they back? Maybe? What would you sell? Rob, what would you sell? It's just thinking
that maybe fake nails. Oh, that's a good one nails for men because we all want good nails, but we were too embarrassed to say it's a great have the time to get a Pedicure's god, I did not that tips for dicks, tips the tip of the dick tips just it's called just the tip. Just you're gonna get That is a company that gets sued for sexual away it line but it ends well. But I asked hands on company, what if what would you were already under investigations,
I'd sell twenty dollar scrunches. No, um, I guess I would I do sports bras like a cute sweatbands, like a cute sweat cute wrist and sweatmatching wristbands, headbands. Yeah, I would sell long waisted bathing suits for the corgy and you like I'd sell sexy like it's like you want to have a sexy one piece, but you can't jam yourself into it, like or like rompers or jumpsuits or overalls for the long waisted gal. Yeah, I do, but I do like a like a little bit of
a like a drop of the jazzer size. Like I'd be like, let's get physical gas dot dot dota. What would you do? Anna I would sell tapestries for like thousands of dollars that are all made in China, but I'd be like guys in Persian, so I know culture. That's a great idea that Chinese. What would you say, Katie would sell? You would have to do a you would have to do a dog thing. I would do, yeah, like dog rush or are thinking hiking clothes? Hiking clothes?
That ideas like clothes just like I would. I was actually thinking functional because I could make my own and they would all have pockets and I'd be very excited. Okay, pocket head side Becket and dog collars and dog Bandana's how about Becca being pregnant? Young beck is pregnant. That's very that's gonna be great. It's that kid's gonna shoot out and just go, I got this. She twenty three? Okay, but have you did you watch the video where she
tells us she's pregnant. Oh my god, it's six minutes long, and the guy, the baby daddy, looks so unhappy through the entire Mini said at first he really didn't want He literally the whole time, it's like, yeah, you know, I think at one point he literally sounds like for if it or something they've they've only been dating for three months. Watched the video that's like, how is she going to make money to maintain a baby, and it's like Jadeen m I'm like, do they have jobs or
do they just do Instagram? I think I think they. I think I think since they're the Great White Hope of like, I think I think Harley and Evan and Jade and Tanner are set because they fell in love. They don't live in l A. They seem happy, and they have basic d like they built a house from scratch because I like, we'll look at their Instagram sometimes they literally built a house, Like I don't know how to do that, but they might have gotten it for free.
They might have gotten it all for free. They probably I have no idea. I have no idea. I mean, he just like constantly posts Hello Fresh ship guys, we love lows. What what is hello red about? Los meals? The meals they send you like meal kids. Oh yeah, I've seen it's actually supposed to be very good. Okay, cool, I'm not gonna lie. I rocked some Hello Fresh on Instagram because they gave it to our podcast as an ad. So I was like I love my Hello Fresh. Look
at my aprin it says Hello Fresh on it. And then I'm like, I've been approached to maybe they do it more with women, but I've never been approached to sell anything on the Instagram. I am so sorry, and I and I felt but I realized it's like I realized I have and like I realized I have to really like it. It just doesn't feel right, like I have to really like it or I wouldn't want to
do it. I just got an email because for my Sports Without Balls podcast, the studio that runs it, and sometimes you'll do some ad stuff UM for I literally was like, hey, UM, just reaching out if you wanted to promote UM a company called Roman that does pills for a rectile dysfunction. Uh, they're looking out so to branch out to female hosts. And I literally wanted an email back, like, in what fucking world is this appropriate? You know, I couldn't be gay er and I'm gonna
pimp out your dick pills on my show. Our network gets so many erectile dysfunction pills, like they have like hymns, they have like every single type being like hey guys, and so like our male hosts like hey, dudes, and they're like, yeah, sure, we'll talk about our rectile dysfunction. Seattle Storm just won the w NBA playoffs and if your dick is soft, take these pills and jam and it a lady that probably will regret this in the morning.
And we're back. Companies reach it and they'll say the guys have to speak on their personal experience, and I'm like, excuse me. I don't think they all want to go around talking like my take's been broken for years. That's what our co to our host. And I always like, okay, you was gonna take the hair loss angle, guys, I'm so bald? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, we're back.
Here we are, We're back. We're with New Zealand. Jordan's he's having a slumber party with Cassandra and she's like, dude, make him okay. She's like, make a move. That was the softest, weirdest right, I'm not gonna maybe is that all right? How you okay? Is that like? How about? And she was just like He's like no, She's like, so you don't think of me in the more time? No, I don't see that's going anyway, that's that that that
breakup was one was like if I'm so weird? That was breakup was like, all right, well can you up just one just really quick? Are we at the point where he announces this is it? Chris Harrison's like this is the last day. Because that, to me, I was laughing so hard. It was like all these couples and
they're really into each other and he's like, Hi, some news. Uh, we're gonna end it, you know, like this, you know if you want to tell you to do the sweet They all look absolutely shocked, and then within thirty five seconds we lost three quarters of the cast and it was just sit down and it was like, Hi, I don't like you. I have no interest in you, so
good to see you, and they all laughed. Well, I thought I was done Monday night when somebody was leaving it O Joe was leaving, and then I realized I was so then I was watching Tuesdays and then I realized it's like there's three couples left. I'm like, wait, did I not finished watching? And I realized I missed all of the Kevin and Astral breakup And I'm like, wait, so this poor guy has like PTSD. Like PTSD. He here's the phrase fantasy sweet and it's like trigger word.
He loses like his huge regret of taking Ashley's virginity. That's crazy. We all thought maybe he would break Ashley I but she broke him. He like the Tables of Dirt. He lost his ship. He get engaged, and then Fantasy Suite he had like a reaction. I get it. I mean, and fantasy sweep probably had just happened for him with actually I and then he just saw her get engaged. Oh my god, my toe feels really crazy right now. Sorry, hi guys, we're back. My toe, my toe, myne to
be set. Guys. It's curved like a northeast. It's it's curved. Is there's some curvature happening. I don't want to set my toe. That sounds having it. All women have curved toes. Oh my god. Okay, so then here we go. So then we have so let's talk about let's get let's talk about um Kevin. That was so I felt, I mean, it was clear that he was actually having like a real PTSD like panic attack. Yeah, it's interesting. I kept
thinking of the dudes at the firehouse. Yeah, like, come on give Yeah, I felt like the whole thing was I don't know, I get sensitive with the phrase I'm having a full mental breakdown. Yes, you're You're not, You're having an anxiety attack. And she asked him to do one thing. I thought, what did she ask him to She was like, all I asked you to do was not to blind. So that's what she said. She's so lovely, she's so wonderful, so beautiful, like super anti him at all.
I actually was really cheering for them part two. I was like, hopefully they'll get it back on track, although we didn't look at her the whole time. And he spoke to Chris Harrison and not to very odd say something. Yes, I was speaking to Chris Harrison and she was just to say something was weird. Um, But I don't know. I think that's like a that's a giant red flag
for me. Yeah, it feels it felt a little bit like I'd better get out of this now because I don't know if I want this to continue after the show. That's what it felt like to me. It felt not ready to get engaged. Although they were talking about having a twelve month plan. She's like a reasonable so reasonable. I just thought, like, you can be very I think
you can also say like this is what happened. I think he was trying to get there with it, you know, but like the whole like full mental break down like that. I was just like he was also like I felt like he was like if then he turned into like this drama. I know. He was like, you have a lot of this stuff, but not all of it, Like some of what he said to her was kind of mean, yeah, and just to be like, can we just you know what, I'm tripping out right now? I feel like the show's ending,
I have to propose. I'm not ready. I'm super into you. Can we just slow this? Like it's all you have to say? Like three sentences? He could just feel like can we just leave together right now? Yeah, And she would have been like all right, yeah, yeah, they don't actually have to get Camille didn't. That's true. That's true. That's true. I feel like they it's a lot of pressure for them to get engaged. But it isn't say yeah, it isn't say bat crazy, so you just go to
have an anxiety attack. And he was just like looking for reasons to like I have the breakup. He's looking for reasons yet and then you say to this person that everything's been completely fine. Oh my my, I feel like I should love you. And it's like, like, what person man or a woman wants to hear that I was And then she works away from the bed when they're talking or whatever. He breaks up like you because he's about him stand up and follow her if you
want to keep talking. And it's also like you just poke up with her, So what is she gonna She was cool, she kept her cool. She's like, I'm taking my bags on out. He like fights fires, just run after the run after. Yeah, you're right. It feels like maybe he wasn't ready to go on paradise because the whole time he's like, I'm in therapy two times a week. Is a terrible firefighter, by the way, he must be, he must well. After that, I'd be like, I'm not working my ship with him. She even was like, why
did you come on? You're clearly not ready. I see a burning building, you run into it. But you have a full mental breakdown because this fucking he was not engaged in front of you. The fantasy suite, hide your packing. How about a seven alarm, fire, last being blown out and babies being tossed like little House of sounds like that man traumatic childhood episode with a fire, little pairing. The baby had to be thrown out the window. That's awful.
I think good. That's good. They were they were killing babies, said Kevin's running in and saving people. Okay, so let's talk about the freaks out. So then Kendall and Crossy store grocery store. Joe goes, what if I don't get engaged? She's Joe said that, and he's like, but what if I do love you? Just you don't. He handled it all really well after that that conversation, I was like, this again, is a normal dude who's been thrown into
this show. He really hasn't had a lot of experience on the batcher because he got kicked off a night one. So this is a normal dude. He was where he was like, he's having a not normal conversation, like we don't really need this is just I do better if you're stuffed. Yeah, she's like, She's like, but he keeps saying like you keep saying we this is you. That's not my experience. He was great with me. He really did how he how? She was like, well, I wasn't sure we you like me? And he was like, how
could you not be sure? He was like he like he really the woman I like points. He was great. So he manned up in a way, because he's been so passive all season. He manned up in a way. He was like, I didn't like you going on a date with Leo. I didn't like you kissing these things, yes and s. She was like, oh, this is all new information. I was like, what's so funny? I was like, so Mandator was like you fucking idiot, Like, how could you not see that he likes you? How did you
not see that? Again? She was looking for an excuse. It felt like yeah, I mean and I felt that from her this whole time. And then then she flew to Chicago. Everyone had full mental how awkward was that Chicago thing? Like, okay, so now we're in Chicago. I hate Chicago exactly, and I like that they made it so like they were like that like round building on the river, It's like nobody lives in that, but like he doesn't live in Chicago in the round building on
the world out, did it not? I was like, is that the same house we stayed. Like I hate when they follow like, just let them fly to Chicago, Like, did she really going to bring a camera crew with her? Oh? The whole thing was maybe they got paid for that. I'm sure. So wait, so where are they now? They're dating and he's on Dancing with the Stars with Nicki, with Nicki, Nicky's doing her She's doing a Patreon on Tuesday. We want to ask about grocery store Joe. Blah blah blah.
We so we're gonna talk about grocer Joe in terms of before Dance with the Stars and after dancing. Let's talk about it right now. I just feel like he's going to it's gonna change. I think he can't be still trying to keep him relevant, Like they're like, Okay, we didn't make a Bachelor, but he should have made a Batchee. He would have been a great batchel with the Stars, which is like, okay, I remember that was
allegedly nick Vaelle's whole goal the entire time. I think, you get paid a lot and didn't he do it? I feel like, what if he gets booted off Night one, just like he did with a Bachelor. Yeah, I just started. Yes, it's it's it's the fans voting, so he won't has it started yet? I don't know what. My mom's obsessed. She like text me and says, can you call this number and vote for this cups? Like who do you want? Whoever? She loves the shot. So it's all fan voting, like
from day one. I think it's half a fan voting. But Mama Levine's name, I'm not going to say. She would be like very mad at me. Interesting, Okay, She's not like JJ no, So I think, I think because but I think that's like the only thing I think, because there are judges. He's kind of like left feet. It's a yeah maybe, so I think, like if you're like a fan, but it's not. He's he was a normal dude, And I feel like he's going to go through the Hollywood to me too, like he already kind
of well who knows? Maybe yeah, I mean Instagram followers are going to ruin him. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. So what is that produce just rotting in his grocery store? Where do I go to a Freshman Chicago? Okay? Exactly? Yeah? Yeah fresh? What is it? Fresh? Hello? Fresh? Hello Fresh? Josh Joe, Joe, Hello fresh. When I prepare food, I prepare with a direction. That's why I take Can we? And then Kendall papers back with like a stuff raccoon? Oh my god, Ken still dating even though we have
nothing in calimon? How long do you give him until dances strives over? Yeah, when he gets kicked off? Three months? Can we give a shout out to the trumpet player that's next to Diggie in the back stab? That was amazing And the performance that Diggie had, he did a good job and he stated he didn't laugh and maybe he was a cute nice guy. Nobody, nobody, Diggie is
he born? How about John? How about John getting called out for face timing with the Chelseas which I had looked at his Instagram and I saw that he had screenshot an idiot then like FaceTime. So he's a total dog. I loved him and he turned out to be a dog. See Like the thing is, I couldn't tell if he really was, because he really seemed like I don't know,
I just I just made out with people. But then I really like thought about the way that he kissed Kendall, and it made me really upset the way he did that. What did he remember like when he went to go make out with Kendall, which I forgot they had kissed early. I forgot that too. I blocked this out. But he like he was like trying to stay, and he like went over to Kendall at one point, and I was just like, yeah, I kind of missed, like I felt
like we really had a connection. And then they made out, remember and then she cried after Yeah, yeah, I was really upset. So that bothered me because I felt like he was just so desperate to stay. But yeah, he really just hopped around the whole time. I just felt like, but it was like dirty dog. It was. At first I was kind of like, oh, he just doesn't get a lot of girls and he first she doesn't know what to do. I think the site, I think he doesn't get a little girls. Other guys are paired off
he's site and he's being a dog. He gets to be the player, but like he was the most unexpected player he was and I still couldn't help but cheer for him by side nothing. I was like I was, I kept wanting him to We we never discussed on this podcast is the fact that Ashley I and what's his name? What's his name? Jared that his favorite band is Measures. We never discussed that. He couldn't believed Rob Thomas is Rob Thomas. He couldn't believe it. He couldn't
believe it was Rob Thomas. He was sincerely freaking out. Wasn't that the greatest? Yes? It was, Yes, it was his Rob Thomas's wife walked in, allegedly walked in and caught him. How that was like an urban legend. That's hilarious. Did he get divorced? Like? Wasn't that the legend of like why he got divorced? He divorced? I don't know. There was that there was a trivol to bath house like one over here. There's so many good one Thomas
is going to sing at their wedding. That would be the best time I have not thought about good about Okay? So then, um, well, Kevin I would explode after that, Kevin broke up with her. He said, um if if I feel like, if I don't give you, I'm a piece of ship. It's like he would made it all about him. It was all about him the whole time. You know, one thing I sud you know it's not to bind tide me. It was just and she said, I feel like I'm getting blamed for his past bad relationships.
She was, she was right baggage. One on one, she was right. I have to say that woman. By the end, I was like, she was my favorite. Me too, by far my favorite too. Yeah, she was wonderful. I also started to like Crystal. Crystal two did a full day, did one both for her. But they're both still crazy. That's why they found each other. I think it's a I think it's a great guy. They literally giggled together. They seemed to enjoy each other, and they actually seemed
to mellow each other out in a sweet way. And they're both not self aware, so they like I still think he's kind of stuck. She's a night mare and he's a d like she got sweet, she said. I liked her saying my childhood I didn't have a lot of role modeled. Um. I never could rely on someone being there. We forgot that she was all alone and they were kind of sweet, like I really didn't have a full honest, I'm totally cheering for them, me too, because he was he I could be naive, but he
was so gross and such a piece of ship. Such by the end, it really felt like he took a glass of act right and was really in love with her and like he was like, oh, I sort of said whole role like I'm not I was playing this role. I don't know. I wish I really like I believed it. I need too. It's weird that we didn't see the conversation. He showed up for their date. Okay, the moms. She showed up for the date. He showed up his date in his tight white jeans and um, yeah, they they
got engaged. He did a fake out engaged. That's a fake out, That's what I'm saying. Like he's still he's still insane, and she's just floating around on Pluto. I don't know how they're going to make it, but they could. The moms were amazing because you look at and Crystal, it was just like White Trash Heart. I think said that Chris's mom just looked like him with a wig on. Oh my god, I gotta forget who said that. Hats I was like, oh my god, can we put an
episode White Tressed Hard? Because it wasn't like Crystal's mom the one that deserted her or that she was there. Yeah, we're so happy she had all that, she had all the filler. She's crazy. I bet they have karaoke for sure, and they're like when best friends, we need lots of baby. Yeah, you put Jack Daniels in your smoothie. I put Jack Daniels. You put a face on your face. I put a face on my face. Can I put your face on
my fide face on my face? Okay, let's talk about Camille and I felt badly for her by the end. She should have stabbed him. I have a question is yes my mom was. I was just going to say, do you think that was completely staged or he really did that? I think he really did. She should have been like you get off the stage. I think she handled fairly well. But I'm not convinced that wasn't her leaving and coming back. That only be is she was such a delicate I mean, she's she's she feels like
she's going to have a breakdown every thirty seconds. Yes, and if that, if she didn't know that was coming, I don't know if she was trying to break up with him, Remember she was like, I tried to dump you a month ago and you said no, So maybe she was kind of over him, and maybe she was just like the whole thing is hardened her and now she's just just like a fucking like me. She'll be back next year. She's going to be back. She got curly, and she got like dump like like Carly did by
that guy the year before. What was that godhead the redhead ginger um she is? But this this dude is just she said to you. He did say, I don't think you're a kind of girl. You are the girl I see myself with I have falling in love. Heart is pounding. Can you feel the entire time? It's like, no, I'm feeling. I don't feel anything because he's cardboard cutout of what do you think he was going to break up with her seven times? And then said like the
most romantic thing. It was actually very part of me was like, maybe he's almost like the far in exchange student who doesn't know not to go out long Dutch. I'm the Polish like you know what I mean, like somebody who comes in and they don't know, not like oh no, you don't go for analyst like she's crazy. Like it was a part of me like, maybe he doesn't know, like and yet he has been here since he was five, so that doesn't make sense. But part of me was like, maybe it's just a different thing.
He doesn't know. He probably doesn't watch, he probably doesn't watch. But she I just was like, she's bad for most fragile. And then I just I, you know, I've said this, I shouldn't say this, but watching her, like you know, with the threads pull out was for me so enjoyful because I was like, oh, no, analysis down in five every single day. She's like, he's she made me to be like, we're one of the strongest, started laughing. Troubles
I can see. I mean my husband, I think both of them was like Kenny jan Jordan was like that he'd be a great dad. Yes, Like did I tell you about I tell you about the Johnny Pepperton Annelie was in his ground class. Yeah, we talked to Johnny about it. She would give us anything. He didn't tell us anything. But that's why I can't hear yes ending. But she apparently was also on who wants to marry marry like a millionaire match millionaire or something like that
as well. She was yeah, I just I just think that that that moment to me felt like if that I had money to bet, I don't. I'm in some jams, but if I had money to bet your sugar mom out there, she was totally staged. I just don't think the way she's behaved, where a wind blows and her knees buckle, that she could handle a guy that you mean if this is the strongest couple, you mean the guy that's the former social media participants, that's his title
for former social media participating. That might be the best, that the best social media participant? Does that mean he's not on Instagram? And he is? He is. You should look at his Instagram. It's nuts. It's just shirtless photos of him and he doesn't look like a real human. You know, he's always like I am barbecueing at home. You're like, he's like shirtless, like and it's fired weird. I can listen to another. My heart it's pounding like
he's a cardboard cut out of a human being. I don't forget in the Russian with the with the chaplipstick, I heard she's apparently with shit who's with her? But but but don't side note Angela and Clay are in love Angela when was like, but you are all in Eric? Angela and Eric who sounds like they're in love, they're look so cute. Yeah, their Instagram and they're really cute. Clay, the one who sounded like Hermit the Frog is broke his wrist and he actually and he like, oh he's
so sweet, so sweet? Wait, how did you guys? That just popped out? Like he tweeted at us. Oh my god, that's so how did they just they just met in some b I P circle? They must have Yep, right, here we go. I gotta lead by ten of Okay, what time is now? Okay? Okay, but no, no, I mean I could just not. She was a guy that was dating Eric and then Eric like I woke up one day was like, oh I broke up with you, remember, and she was like, no, you did it. He goes, oh, well,
I'm this is me breaking up. I love this. I love that couple, she said, she said, I'm a little she's she's that's right, Christina's dating Blake Blake Blake Wait, which was my school shooting? Didn't you? Yes? It's excited, don't heighter he'll be so jealous. Yeah, they've been seeing each other apparently, which might be one reason he didn't get a bachelor growing up. I see snow, I eat it so hungry, allow so much snow. Oh my god. I like trauma, trauma, traumab traumabond. Blake is like good.
I don't know you had no food. I don't ever need to be together forever. I don't never need to see Crystal putting Chris and imask again and with a feather tickling. I don't never need to see the fantasy see im ask featherly back. I gave lips thick feather, Christ and Crystal feather. I'm ask Christ and Crystal feather. Okay, they kill Boston going into the Fantasy suite the first time, like in fact, fifty shades of b I p fifty
shades of BIPs. The sausage. Oh that was so funny. Okay, So then and then love Jordan's say Jenna, this is Mexican polish, so check out my pants. I liked his. Jordan's I'm a one gal guy. I'm a one gal type of guy. And the one girl for me is you. That was so cute. It was so cute. Okay, wait here we go. Um and then fighting Ben Watt. Don't you talk about Claire? That was amazing about do talk about Claire? I love I love all these dudes. I
loved Wills laughing. What was Wills laughing at? He's laughing at them fighting? Wills was dying. Um, Camille and everybody going, this is funked up. Camille breaking up on TV the Girls and she and I did like. She had a good comeback, saying it's not that you're doing it's how you're doing it. And then she goes you are though you are. That was a good She had a good compu Alice went up there and she started like outing
all his info. Yes, and then like Mama Tia. That was like yeah, girl, yeah, Mama, Crystal, Mama Goose moms. They want to flock a baby goose. Where was jujub She was there, Oh Jubilee, Jubilee team. She was in the bluepers but she probably just not on storm after John was a dick and was like fuck yeah, I'm not coming back. That that exit was there was somebody else. There was somebody else that didn't come back. I can't
remember what else that John. I can't remember. John went through like eighteen and felt like there weren't enough people there. But I couldn't remember who wasn't there. Um, I wish Leo hadn't been there. Leo was such a did not need to be there because I assume they were like Leo. I was like, ooh, And then he doesn't even get he's not going to say it because he's accused of sexual Yeah. Really yeah, I'm surprised that even had him on.
Oh my God. And then when you go back and you watch that episodes where he's kissing all the girls, I'm lying and he's gross. He had such he was so fun, so gross. You just don't know, you don't know. We loved God. I loved him on our first day, on the first date. Women have defended Leo. Okay, I have defended him. That was because Kavanaugh came out with that letter Brett Kvina Supreme Court. Sixty women have said I'm a great god and wanted more money Leo Leo.
I'm appointed. Overall, guys, I did enjoy this season very much. I'm bummed that is Colton. Now thoughts on Colton, he's so gay. I know, can they have guys? Do you think they'd ever do that? Would be the best. God, no, it's BBC Disney. It would be great. I mean that's what they should have. That should but I don't know he should he would be like such a fun gay dude. He's sorry, I've transferred. It was like a logo back.
He feels also, he feels also a little like he had maybe some bad stuff go down, Like he feels right and of everything, you know, like yeah, because he's in the locker room wanting to get think he's getting like, I mean, were you guys saying how like remember when he was like breaking up with he almost even like said it, he goes, I feel like I could never have been I never feel felt have felt like I could be myself. I feel like no one really knows the really it's like he wanted to know. I can't
say it. I mean talk about having a fucking mental breakdown. I really I now he's putting himself like and he seems to really like he seems to like to be on TV. Also, I was surprised I didn't even say a single thing to him at the after. They didn't think one thing about him because they rightly makes sense. Oh yeah, was so weird and we're just supposed to accept that that it's just over and just he doesn't really he's looking for love. He doesn't want her, he
doesn't want her. I like that, Like we're best friends now. It's like liars. Yeah yeah, yeah, Um did you enjoy the season? I did? I did. I wanted more couples honestly that I liked too. They haven't had a really watching people fall in love in like two years, because last year we got like all jankie and then this year I really felt like last year that together. Yes, Raven and Adam, Yeah, they were very cute. They're very cute,
really cute, really cute on Instagram. I'd like some people individually. I just didn't like the coupling. Yeah, you know what I mean. I liked Jenna and Jordan until it went awry, and I liked grocery Store Joe and Kendall until she freaked out. And ironically enough, I'm probably cheering the most for bat shit gross Goo to Kevin and Astro the most. I know. It's like they all exploded. I think maybe off the show they'll be way better, but I like them.
I like them all less now that they exploded. I think Chris and Crystal are my top dog. I think I like Jordan. Jordan was a fun refresher, you know, just fun comedy. Yeah. But in general, this this Bachelor in Paradise season, I just was left wanting a little bit more. I feel like Ta Coulton thing really brought it down. Are with you? The first four episodes were like because it was like a dick and like she was the first guest, remember, and she really just wanted
Colton and everyone came on, wasn't Colton? Yeah? Sad? Like, yeah, right, you're right. I thought the Shoshana storyline was my favorite. That was so crazy to do you have anything you want to promote? Mi sarin Um, I am in town, I'm in l A for a bit. And then if you like sports Sports Without Balls podcast, do you have anything you want to promote Rob I'm working on Bosh now. I'm doing a few episodes of this. People love people love Boss. No. My mom was like, oh my god, Bosh,
but that's so fine. I'll have to start watching. I wanted to thank everybody out there who watched Instateable, we got picked up for a second. They announced to two days ago. I'm so excited like that it was so sweet and they like there were so many people from the podcasts so exciting. I just got the chills. I'm
so excited. And I'm gonna be in Vancouver at Yucky I think Janet's coming with me October nine, and then I'm going to be in New York doing a live podcast with Janine Garo Flow called UM part of My Tangent, and Anna will be there at Cooper Union. And that is the last Saturday in October. I believe it's October. And then UM, We'll put tickets on our website, on our Facebook page, and then we have Patreon. This week we're gonna have Nikki Glazer, who's on Dancing with the
Stars with a grocery store Joe. And then Russian Alex is coming to visit us. So that's and then we are either Brian is going on towards so I either want to watch Love Island or Great British Bay Golf thoughts. People really like Love Island right now, it's a long commitment. It's a lot of episodes. You guys email us and that's what you want to know. What what you want to watch? Do you want to watch Great British bake Off, which I kind of want to watch, or Love Island,
which I've never watched. By the here, We're perfect strangers, Um, Katie Anna, anything you want to promote, I don't know if you like Middle Eastern politics, listen to my podcast Vote novemberly Ambiguous, Vote Go vote, Go guys, there's a candidate you want to like Canvas four. Go do that. I'm doing that. Thank you all so much for listening all season. Will you help us pick the final tweet of the weekend? Then Aaron has to go give her
cat um Um, what's it called. It's just a U T I. I just have to drop it and a one strip my face. That's a U T I. No, it's not a diabetic. It's just go a little go, a little affectionate. Um. Okay, ready here tweeter the weeks Number one John Moore at Real John Moore, their kidnapped stims who read their captors demands with more conviction than Camille's post fantasy sweet speech to Analize. Okay, I don't
love you no more. Okay. Number two? Um, okay, number two, wait, hold place, I texted to myself whole please art marine here we go, there, we go there they are Okay, no, this is okay. Number two Jesse Simmons Analyze gave nine for this sixty forty guy and still lost. I guess he should have walked out saying I need one fifty
fit minus fifty yeah yeah, yeah, yeah okay. Um Number three Nikki Lameshka at Enmeshka things no normal women want a one at one, a guy to pretend to break up with her in the middle of getting engaged, and to a dude who nicknamed himself the Goose. Okay, okay um. Number four seth that at baseball, I went to be twice a week so I could find a wife in Paradise, and all I got with these crappy salad dressing recipes. Hi, I'm Kevin and this is my story. Okay um okay,
there's two more. Seth. That one was that because he was like he loves salad dressing, and they were like, oh, like, hey, can we everyone come here. He's like, oh, I just ordered my salad or something like that, and he was also saying like I never buy salad dressing. I always make salad dressing. Okay. Here's another set that at baseban one to the man that said, I'm gonna go get all pretty for you, only to come back in a
sweaty T shirt and slightly more formal capri pants. Neil I now dubbed the service Sir bag La douche Knight of the Realm of Duchery and final one another set that Book of Paradise three sixteen and after three days, the resurrected youth pastor did say, unto his disciples, go the fourth onto the boom boom room or break nine summer fling off today. Either way I careth not. I'll see you guys later. Yes, I'm gonna say um capri pants or other I'm gonna say capre pants or um things.
No normal woman want a guy to pretend to break up with her in the middle of getting a gauge and to a dude who nicknames himself a goose capri pants capri pants was to the man that said I'm going to go get all pretty for you, only come back in a sweaty T shirt and slightly more formal capri pants. Neil I now dubbed these or bag laduche
Knight of Rum of laduce Eery from Seth vat. I like that one, but I'm gonna say no woman wants joking in a proposal or someone named from self proposal or Caprice okay, Katie okay, Capris wins says that you are you want to come back in a sweaty T shirt and slightly more formal capree pants. Neil I now dubbed the bag Laduche the Realm of douchery. UM take Like us on Facebook and iTunes, subscribe on Patreon. There's gonna be We're either gonna be watching Um Great British
Bake Off or Love Island. This week we have Nikki Lazer and Alex Um. You guys have been such a treat. Thank you so much. Thank you guys. I'm gonna get all up inion tonight. I feel so good. I just gotta wanted to bush you finger. When you read this rule, the rules into your words, rules into your world.