"WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT MEOW!" w/ Bryan Safi

so we would win. I wrote, best Arden in Town, Best Brian in Town. Hello, and welcome to another episode of Will You Accept This Rose? My name is a coming to you from my bougie Cobweb trophy garage, and let's California. Take a trophy and wipe the web, the deep dark web, dark wife, but the dark go up with my trophy that I bought myself because I'm a champion, and congrats on adult on it or something that's right. That's because Steph gave it to me for being a champion,

for continuing to become a champion. Hello you guys, we made it. We made it. Katie, I'm giving you my full face, which is will only happen once this episode because I gotta go back to you. Guys. I can't believe we've made it through meeting all of the like what is the teams? What is the word of? Like the feed teams? The bush like the farm like the farm teams. We got we got to know all the farm teams. In turns out, we still don't know any

of these people. For the first episode of Bachelor in Paradise. Such a relief because I don't always watch the season, and so to know that they were some of these people were like new wish to you loved it better. I actually feel like that makes it more interesting because I'm like, I actually like the wild card factor of it. We have some greatest hits, and then we do have we have some like who's who the hell is this? I think some of you here a fan. I think

it's the outside air conditioner. That's okay, guys. The doors are open because I have a fancy job next week. So also I want to start out right out of the gate. The podcast is going to be late next week because your queen has a fun boogie job in New York and I'm gonna be filming, so we're going to record on Thursday. Okay, here we go with me today is a brother from another there. I consider him

the second marine brother. I will take that. I I feel like you and I have have leveled up in are like I feel like this Arton and I are so we're sore. So we're gonna we're gonna jump off the Hollywood time together. I've been looking for the right person in it. We're gonna tire ourselves with like silk scarves together. I can't wait. I can't wait. And then on the way down, we're going to scream like they

never should have made talkies. That's exactly right. You know him from nine one one, you know him from you, you know him from his podcast Attitude, and you will know him from our upcoming number one in the world podcast, No autographs please. That will be on my heart at some point once our contracts are done. But we've already made content for it, and you're gonna see him at the show that sold out in twenty four hours. Our first ever live show in on the East Coast sold

out in twenty four hours. I don't have to get my real estate license. I threatened if it didn't sell that I was going to get my quit and get my real estate. Lin by the way, I might even not even pass the test. I would have just been like an aspiring real for her rights. Wow, that's that's deep, ladies, and tell Leman, Brian, Sophie Marine, thank you so much. It's such a thrill to be here in your places. As ever, thank you is like sends no also across from me a woman. I mean, we're about to have

a Solember party in New York City. We're going to Bravo cond we have something fun we're doing on Saturday, and then we're doing our live show with my real brother and my other brother Brian at Union Hall. Sold out in twenty four hours. Dr Tanna Anna Danna, Arianna, Hannah Montana, Rosanna Rosanna Danna, Mitten's Marine hosny a Marine, Sofie, Hello dry Tanna Brian's last name as well. Yes, obviously traditional marriage. That's how does it feel that we sold

out in twenty four hours? I mean incredible, I will say, yeah, a lot of people have reached out to me asking if we're going to have extra tickets. We will not, but if you cannot make it last minute, dm me on my Instagram at selling host and let me know so we can do some ticket exchanges. You can get someone to buy your ticket. This is so fun. Brian, Brian and I. Also, if you couldn't get a ticket, but you're in the New York area, Brian and I are both doing stand up at Union All the same venue,

Union Hall NY dot com. We're doing it on October eleventh, which is a Tuesday night. We're both doing sets at a really fun show. I think it's at seven pm. So if you couldn't get tickets, it's probably like ten bucks or something. Go see it. It's Halloween, It's Halloween. Come say hi to us. Days are Halloween standards? Halloween, you know, October eleven Halloween. Also with us today, Dr Katie Levine, how proud are you of our fans that they bought tickets and we sold out in twenty for hours.

That's amazing. Our fans are the best, Like they are the best because you because you do a lot of podcasts. These are the best, said the best fans. Okay, here's another thing. Allegedly, apparently Ashley I in Kennetti and maybe Jared are going to come do the show with us. How fun will it be to see my brother adult male coder Aleric Marine and Ashley I interact with each other. I want to do because she lives in Rhode Island.

I want to do a Rhode Island accent contest. Yes, I want to have I want to do something where we figure out a way for Ashley I to prep Alaric to be a contestant with the battel Red. Can you imagine or like them trying to like like, I love the idea of somehow them having to interact with each other, Like, it's such a fun pairing to You could play co hog or co host and you you have to give a fact about a co host or co hogan se think I like that, which is a

Rhode Island clam. Well, that's really fun. Will you write that down this Jenna hager Bush or a clam? Oh my god, I love that. That's a really good idea. Co hogger co host is a great thing. It's a Rhode Island clam co hog Okay, and then the other thing she could all I mean, if he would be down for it, it would be it would probably take too long, would be really fun to have her contour my brother's face or my face. I mean, if she would contour, if she would maybe, I mean that's a lot,

that's a big ask. We can see how fast she can contour. But if she would contour of yeahs, by the way, as fast as she can image speed speed, are you kidding? We would look amazing. That would be that's in the next Olympics. Is speed contract It should be okay you guys. So I also want to say, because I'm flying to New York early, we're recording early, so we're not gonna be able to do Tweet of the week, but we'll do next week's tweet of the week.

Um next we see, well, we'll give away two pillows because we we got the clip in advance, we've got the episode in advance. But also Julie, the dream Queen from Sleep Crown, has agreed and is shipping to New York one full size sleep Crown that we can give away at the shop. I got my Sleep Crown, talked to tell us, so the last time I was on this podcast, we had talked about the Sleep Crown, and you maneuvered it for me. You set it up for me.

I couldn't believe my literal eyes. Yeah, tell me, tellent. It was incredible. It is incredible. It's the softest thing you've ever, softest thing you could imagine, and but it has weight. It has weight. You feel so relaxed, you feels so taken care of. It feels like you're in like safe a like, um, what are those things like? Dolphin chamber? Yeah, a dolphin sensory deprivation. It's a dolphin exactly what you meant, doph It's like a co hot

dolphin chamber. It feels like it feels like thank you kids, by the way, go get yourself a sleep crown, sleep Crown dot com, bat w y a t R and putt in co champion. You know what. Jonah ray DM message me. We love Jonah. He was a host of Meltdown with Jonah and camel On Johnny. He we love him. You love Jonah. He He texted me. He was like, hello, friendship, I want to come on your podcast because I want to sleep ground. And I was like, well, you're gonna

have to watch The Bachelor. How do hear about this? I have no idea and he goes, he goes, so apparently he goes. He said, I sleep with piles on my face, and he heard about me and my obsession with the sleep cround and then the cat sits on the piles on his face. I was like, well, you could either use our code and get like get fifteen dollars off and ship free shipping, or you could or and he said, you can watch all the Bachelor, and he said what he said, he would watch the show

and we should have one next week. We have him, We could have him on next week, but he's he was so into the idea of the sleep he literally couldn't believe the Sleep Crown existed. I don't know how he heard about my obsession with it. Shadow Julie shout out Julie's dream Queen Shadow. I mean, but what color did you get? Charcoal or white? And is it? I mean, you can't believe it. You can't believe I just washed my travel pillowcase. I meditated with it on my face,

now do you great? Damn it. I just went on a trip with my father who snores like he's dying, and we had share hotel room. Awful. Literally, I hate traveling with him because he snores like like it's like I would never share him happy and that sleep crown game changer? Are you serious? Could you not travel sleep crown? I could kind of hear it, but it's the pressure and like you felt okay to me, he felt okay. Um And telling him if he snored, I would strangle him.

My suitor, My suitor got his sleep. Make your suits, but I think you know all my suits looks so good. My proportions look greatness suit. You know what looks good in a lady suit? Short legs like like a little but knee legs here, but dunk a dunk ass very long to ourselves. I mean, so my suitor he got asleep. Yeah, and um and because he knows I love my sleep crown and he loves it and has it also has it like around his like couch and stuff because he

knows this monster available it. Could you've got my suitor? Do you like my suitor? My sitter may or may not be in the audience at the show in New York, I will say, we'll see, You're gonna obviously bring him on stage and have him tell the audience what he thinks about you. I'm gonna see, I'm gonna pretend to the ultimatum, and I'm gonna force him to propose. I'm gonna force him to yeah, and I'll be like, oh, this is my brother. This is now hometowns and you're

reading my whole family are this? And by the way, you're as close as I have to a family. I mean, you guys are what's left. So like, this is the whole marine. You can play the part of my parents and that's really should do hometown a lot of oh my god. Or you could be the oh yeah, I talk a lot about Christianity. You should be the hot head. You could be the hot head brother, the hot head

brother that kisses me on the mouth. There's always the hot head brother that kisses the female contested on the mouth. And then yeah, we might well, how are you going to treat this precious tool? Yeah, let's force? Should we force? And then I was thinking we because you know we're doing the lover boy taste test. We could do lover boy with my lover boy. We could do lover but yeah, we should do hometowns and see how he does. Is it too soon? Tell him this is gonna No, no, no,

we can't tell him. We can't tell him. We can't tell him you like cut. It's like he's no longer my suitor. By the way, he might not be. I mean this is like three weeks. Who knows, just like two weeks anything. I'm a real hot head, who knows I could blow hot. Look, it's so early on it could easily go awry. But do you think should we do hometowns? That's your call. I think it's a funny idea, but it's your relationship. You know, that's you want to do. Let's let's do it all right, Let's not prep him

for it, and we'll spring hometowns on him. And you can play the part of my brother. You have to wear a sweater around your neck. And then Alex gonna play my father. And then you could go your father. Oh no, you're gonna be the You could be Alex, but you could be Alex's husband. Do you be Alex's husband, and then you can go your step Your father works so hard, So we pretend Alex a billionaire and you could be his new husband and you that's all we'll do.

So you're my stepfather. You're my stepfather, and you're very protective of Alerc's fortune, absolutely, and you have your stand give me the phone, Give me the phone, give me the phone. Okay, so you're Alex's husband and you are who should I be my aunt? Your aunt? Because your parents? Okay, yeah, your mother? That's like, do you want to be my mom? Do you want to be my could be you could be a a oh yeah. JJ would hit on it. She'd be like, she was like, you've got gorgeous in there.

I didn't know that you had the statue of me. So that's a good luck pig. That's a money pig. It's a three legged money pig. I noticed it when I came in. I thought it was so it's okay, you rub it for money. Money. These are all my money. And then j J gave me this beautiful Okay, by the way, fans, we will get to paradise. Sorry, we have to the money pig. You know how it is? Okay, way to run the monny pig. I need to make more money, even though I'm working a lot that I

want my dollar amounts to be higher. Okay, who doesn't get in line, bitch? Okay, we have it all worked out. We're gonna have hometowns. We're gonna bring hometowns on my like three days, suitor, I'm so great in a relationship, so fun to date me. No pressure, come up, come up on stage. Um, the audience has to be nice to him unless day, unless they listen. I am so jealous of everyone coming to the show, even though I'm going to be fair, I'm so jealous. It's gonna be

so far, it's gonna be so fun. Okay, great, and maybe we'll even talk about bachelor or not, who knows. Okay, here we go. Jesse is on the beach for the first time in Paradise and his tight capri Khaki's Yeah, talk to me. I feel like Jesse's definite daddy vibes. Oh you like it? I sort of like him. I like him until he talks and then he calls all the guys brother Andy was doing that. I don't like that. I also noticed that Jesse, as he did last he's

so he doesn't care about the ladies. He's just insecure about his own body and every guy, every guy that walked into the shirt off. He literally eyeballed the guys up and down. He looked their eyes up and down on their tour soide. Because Jesse has a fine body, maybe I like him if there's a self consciousness there that I appreciate, appreciate that's not with everyone on the show obviously. You know, I feel like it's a guy the way he's hot, and I wouldn't change an inch

of him. But you can see him sizing up these younger guys. You literally I watched him. There was a Romeo walked in with his shirt on button and Jesse's eyes went up and down and you can in a way that was not sexual, in a way that was like, need do more upper body? What does he do? What powder is he on? Like that he was threatened by that. But I also remember the finale last week, He's like Zach even working out at looks like me. You're like, he looks just like you, and he's like, got the body.

It's like you've got the body. By the way, it makes me feel better that he also brother, brother. It makes me feel better that you also don't feel great in your skin and a bikini. It's my favorite. It makes me feel related. By the way you look gorgeous. Do you do? I yea, you always do though, thank you? Okay, here we go. That's the stepfather that I've been looking for. What's your name gonna be Kyle, definitely Kay. I s

l write that down. Dan, I'm gonna make hello. My name is Kyle for you, yes please all were By the way, Arden always makes me garments which I love with my name, and that's my favorite. I've seen your new one. Warn yet I'll say some video because they literally wear it on the podcast. Okay, because I haven't see I love I love outputting you. You're my baby girl. I'm here. How many toats do you own by now that I only have one? To that art and gave me that I love back from b I p Yeah,

you know what. I hope he's okay. He seems like by the way, Jesse gives me as your vibes a little bit. They got themselves an Americans. How many times have I custom made things? They're sure? I can't stop, can't You're my You're like the little girl. I never I gotta tell you for any reason. My memory slips. I have clothes telling me who I am. Kyle. I'm a beautiful baby. I'm a beautiful baby. I'm a beautiful baby beauty. By the way, so I call Brian BBB

my beautiful baby boy. And now at Tennis. All these people that have now only known him one year, they all call him BBB as well. They all know that he's a beautiful baby boy. By the way, our cult leader, Tennis instructor, is that he's back. He has a goatee. He says, he has a long pony tail, that he's he looks hot. He's been wearing a headband and he

says he's gonna chop up his pony tail. And he told me he give it to me like a fall that I can wear to red carpets, and I'm going to Okay, great, all right, So Jesse's tight Khaki's and then Hunter is on the toilet with IBS like I don't remember, did they They don't think they even edited it is also the explanation of ibs C and IBS D and dude. That's like why would like they're basically like, will let you to Silda if you talk about how the place where you can't drink the water because Harry

yes or no or no. Ship. So then we have Johnny, by the way, who was like in the final Johnny, the guy who was wrapping was just he was just in the final three, could not have cared less that he would literally just come from maybe getting engaged and he wrapped toes in the sand and he's he's from like Palm Palm Beach Gardens, Florida or something. I have to say, like every time they were sitting there drinking, I just like imagine him being like, anyone have any coke? Yeah,

he's definitely giving some coke. Coke Robert Spods. Okay. So so then we have the teacher Serene, who is so stunning, what a stunt gun to hot teacher. She's she's beautiful, she's and sweet. I mean, I'm so excited for we love her. I would not want to stand next to her to bikini. I would be Jesse palmering her the whole time, looking her up and down and going, so you teach, you actually are a teacher? Wow? Is this just genetics? Are You're just not hungry? You know, like

like I would be. So, what is it? What is it? What is it? Like that bar pilates, what are you doing here? Okay, So let me have Brandon so handsome. Now he was a nurse and now he's a trainer. That's the problem with this show. He was a nurser recruiter and now he's a trainer flexible hours or something. He was so sweet. So he was the one that

Michelle let go. He was made it. He was the last time and and um, my friend Karen texted me because because we couldn't remember when the last time we waited for the shoes to get out of the limo, Michelle actually went through with this, and Karen said she thought that was mean, but shout out Karen all respect. I do like the who's whose loafers? Are they? Wh Who's Robbie to l shoes are getting out of the suburban um. So then we get to and I want to say, overall the fun of this was also the

who Are You? Like. I like the ones that are the who are You? Because they are actually giving Some of the most fun storylines are from the Who Are You? Which I like. So I enjoyed seeing Brandon and Serena. Those were like, okay, those are some hits that I remember. But here comes here comes the villain Bill gotta Ville Dr Kira. She goes, whatever ails you take two of these and she shook her titties and she said, and call me in the morning, and she said, I am d T f um in another world, I was a

porn star. I wanted to spend all my time in the boom boom room hot opening. Whose doctor is she? That's what I want? By the way, stethoscope on the sand was my favorite. Lord, I've never seen anyone rock the way she did. Yeah, I love that. She was like, you didn't get to know me before. I'm a whore and a doctor. Yeah, like it was. I was only impressed by love. I mean truly, She's such a fun villain. You know what I like about it is that we

thought Shenai, who we know, will cause trouble later. We thought the villains that we've already seen are going to come in. We haven't. It was a fun because sometimes you can get tired of the villains like flavors. So what's fun about it is we haven't seen this villain before, and it was a new doctor villain, like a horny doctor villain. Here for it. Dr bb Katie talked to me, Um, I would love to see who her patients are and for them to be like, is that, oh, what kind

of doctor is Like? What did she do? By the way, she would have given me the HPV vaccine? Yeah, given me the HPV vaccine. Yeah, she's she's she's loose with her goose. She's definitely loose with the old goose. Meanwhile, we have Jacob Tarzan. His whole thing as I love Margarite is never saw him order when once on the beach. No,

you're right. Yeah. And also I feel like he thought they were gonna C G C G. I out his like thong straps like, so it looked like he was nude, but so like I feel like in the past they've blurred it to make it look more believably nude like, and they should have just blurred the whole thing. But it's like clearly a dance belt with a bad leaf sewn on. That leaf was bad. It was like a green sock. The whole thing was bad. Katie. No, it wasn't a fan, wasn't a fan. It was also so gross.

I mean, there's nothing sexy about that. And like to just go up and be like, Hi, nice to meet you. It's just like I mean, they were like, oh, it took balls, but it's also discussed. You're discussing. Then we have Genevieve, who we enjoy. Genevieve is hot, but Genevieve has to learn how to have her own energy. She was already pre upset and she's already lost the fight with Yes, she has two hundred bikinies. I mean, I'm

worried about her. She's already pre lost. She's already manifested that this woman is going to take whoever she's interested in, so and so it shall be by saying it out loud, she's made it happen and she's already has no power in this dynamic. By saying it, don't say it. Be a champion. You're becoming a champion. Act like you're fine, fake it till you make it, honey, she needs to

become a champion. About the Shenana interaction, Genevieve Tanna thoughts, Yeah, Genevieve, I mean even during Clayton's season, we saw her sort of crumbling down. Remember the therapy day where she just like couldn't open up, and I feel like she needs to relax and just be herself. Yeah, she's you know, she's hot, she's gorgeous. Who she connects with, who's going to end up going with Sai or whatever? Like, isn't the guy exactly exactly? I just remembers attracted is unwell one,

but she's playing nice and she was nice. She was nice to lose when loose had I know, Ashley I has to be a relative. We're gonna do hometowns, we need to include her definitely. Who is she? Is? She my best friend? That would be the best friend. She's like, okay, Ashley, I is my best friend? Great, Okay, love it. That'll be a fun segment and for us at least maybe not my suit. Does he listen to this podcast? Okay? Good?

He said, No, I know, he said, he said. He said he doesn't like listening to it because then it just makes him wish that he was hanging out with me, right. He said, he listened to it once and he was like, He's like, I'm so impressed. You give everybody room and there's so any threads going, but you get a right back up onto the trip, like you keep you get back, like you keep it organized. It seems like it's off the tracks, but you get it back on. He's like,

that takes skill. You're the queen of something seeming like chaos, but you just are like, I'm telling you you're gonna love this. I'm telling you that this ship is going in the right direction. And then at the end of it. It always does like you say something and I'm like, oh, I don't really feel like doing that, and then you're like, but this one you do want to do? I do it and I love it. When I said to you, don't be the Queen of France. Get in the car,

come on, I said, I don't know if I'm gonna go. Oh, come on, don't be the Queen of France. Getting the car you're driving. And by the way, we had a great time in the Queen of France. Get in the car you're driving, Lucky Suitor. Lucky Lucky said, okay, so here we go. So then, look, I mean, who knows, we don't you know, I'm not engaged this person, this is this is my first boyfriend. But we like him. So it's time for him to meet my meet the Marines and my best and Ashley I Connetti. I wish

we could have Mittens on stage. We should have a photo of her. We should have a photo of We should get a cardboard cut out of Mitten actually honestly, bigger than life size. Huge. How do we do that? I shouldn't. I could order one and oh, huge. I'll order that online because I'm great. I'm great with I'm great with my money. I'm great with my money. I think that's worth the money. But then what we should crowd fund for it? You're right, who wants to give

us five dollars towards a huge grazing size Mittens? By the way, we didn't say it last week talk. It was the acting of my life, acting like I was fine. When we arrived last week, poor Mittens was not feeling up to snuff. And Dr Banana went in because she's my physician, to check on her, and she was like arden Mitten says, a lump the size of a grapefruit on her head. And I said, I only see beauty, I don't see flaws. And she was in trouble. I

had to get her to a cat emergency room. That then she they did put like a drain in her head and keep it open, and she looked like a princess boxer that she had blood all of her nose, blood on her paws, which actually looked really cute. Yeah, she did, like she looked like she was like she was like, she was like, you should see the other cat exactly. Let me add her at her anyway, So Mittens she ran over. We need to talk about Oh yeah, my vet called. My vet called, and I was to

talk about Mittens. And her opening line was, we need to talk about me. I don't even know if our listeners no, I have another cat was the other cat who clearly hates Mittens. I understandably if I've never hated. Yeah, she goes, we need to Mittens hit me Hitman's and the dr Lisa goes, we need to talk about me out. I mean, I was not happy. Does me I'll have enough room? I'm like, it's me and two cats in a two bedroom house. She's got enough room. And then

she goes, does she have enough to doable? She gotta get got to get into the junior league. You got to get her into sailing one. Okay, okay. Meanwhile, here we go Michael the Zaddie. Michael the Zaddie. I didn't say, you have new teeth as well as a new body fixed up. By the way, he was sweet as can be, but I love that he was like, hey, son, I left like in the final three from Katie season because of my son. But my son is like, why don't you go back to that machine and sorry, kids don't

talk like that. They don't said. The kid was like, you're going to pass on Paradise. That's crazy, dad, Like like in no world they were all of them titties, all the talking. Yeah, those youthful titties on those beach. You're gonna pass dad, This guy, I mean anything, I guess whatever you have to say to yourself to go to sleep at night. By being like I'm going to get drunk for a month's son, Like you know what

I mean, Yeah, Paradise, You're gonna pass a Paradi. I need to say before we go to our first commercial break. So we had actually a very nice email that was actually a very respectful email of like disagreement and it was about Katie So just because he was on Katie's season. No no, no, no, no no no, it was about it was about um, it was about so Michael. So Michael was on How okay, here's the email, so we'll clear this up before we go. I thought this was a way to send in an email that was like

didn't have their hackles up, but had a question for us. Okay, So this is from Stevie Love Dr Branana and I'm curious about the Bachelor Katie, just like, hello, I'm a longtime listener and Patreon member, so I'm asking with obvious only curiosity and no negativity. Great opener, Take note everybody, what a nice opener like And also for me, if I'm feeling ficy, like let me, let me open up

this email and try to act like this. On the latest episode, Tanna mentioned she did not care for Katie Thurston. I have a great fondness for post show Katie, So I'm just wondering what Tanna read that made her dislike her. Thank you, continued love to missart in the production team. That's a nice email. Well, I just felt that her behavior post show felt very like she really wants Like she did all these weird like countdowns where she was

like shading people. I don't know, there was like she was constantly kind of causing problems and like coming for people and like fighting with Nick vay out. There was like so much weird stuff that I was kind of like, I don't to me, it feels like now you're just you wanted this attention to begin with, and yeah, you're trying to stay relevant, and but in a way that felt um kind of like mean in a way that she did a bunch of these I don't know, go

look at her instagram. I'm sure they're all still up in her stories and stuff, like her highlights and stuff. But she did a bunch of like weird countdowns where she would like call out people say sort of things and then like, I don't know, there was an energy. Look, it's it's a personal thing. You might let me be into.

You might not even think gets that mean. But I found it very off putting, which then soured me towards her when I actually ritually really liked her, and I thought it was nice of her to stand up and be like someone's being bullied, when usually when you snitch as a quick way to get kicks off the show. Now I have not followed her at all, so but again, I look, what a nice, healthy discourse we just had.

If all of us could take that, let's take a quick break and we're gonna get into the horny shenanagrams and we're back. Okay. I love basically to me, and you can you can agree or disagree. I feel like the first person they send to the beach and in my mind, like is like you're our lead, your number one. I'm setting you up. So I remember like Carly of Carly and Evan, because she had that bad season the year before with that guy Kurt, and then they I

think I think she was first that next season. Like I feel like they're like, we are, You're our Cinderella is usually a woman we want to give. You are happily ever after. You're the lead, You're the pride, You're the jewel in the in the horny franchise. Do you agree like you felt, You're our heart, you are the Cinderella, You're the You're the Bacheloretta the Bachelor wanted Serena to be the Bachelor now, yeah, but obviously they chose Gabby

and Rachel. So I think this is their chance of like giving her, giving her she I didn't watch that season, but she immediately gave off the vibe of like, why aren't you the Bachelor? Like you you've got it all. She's got it all. Honestly, I assume I just think I'm so excited for her. Oh my god, I mean honest, I can't just get to that Harry ahead because I'm okay, okay. So Serena is so cute. She wants a ring. Um. Next up is the dad. The dad is up, um Michael,

and then of course your friend daddy goes bro. You're Jack. He was like he was jacked. He was Jack. He got different, his hair looked maybe darker. I felt like there was at least a whitening of the teeth, which, by the way, I could do my choice to wear yellow pestel shorts. I mean I couldn't. I have to say. I also loved all these older guys that were kind of funny. I like the geriatric millennial who I don't I don't know, but I like the guys were kind

of funny. I loved was like everyone so youthful. I actually like, didn't stop laughing. I kept thinking about how would I feel if I, as me, was sent onto this beach, and I would think I would feel old and I would feel old, but I would also be like, this is the greatest, how lucky, how I It would be so psyche. I would have so much I would just won an actual luxury hotel. I would feel, yes, I would be I have to share a room with I don't want people to keep commenting on my age.

If I could put in my contract that nobody could mention my age. I think I just act. I would like that, I know can can play thirty four. They'd be like drinking too much, and I'd be like, oh my god, I'm gonna if I drank, I'd feel it tomorrow. I'd be I feel so bloated to like I can't drink and sit in a bikini. It's one or the other. Okay. So then we have Andrew the football player who speaks with the British accent. He's so cute, He's so cute, he's so cute, and I we can We'll get to

it later. But it was the quietest restaurant I have ever that was that had the least at least to send them to town and have some like strumming local magician, like a magician that yeah, I close up magic illusionists. So then we have Genevieve is there and he goes to Michael goes she's so youthful. Ever, so youthful. I couldn't That's what I texted you guys are about. I couldn't stop leaving that. We kept calling my gun so youthful.

I mean, by the way, if you're thirty seven year old widower and you're dealing with a ten year old boy like your life is and here comes Genevieve. You're like, this is a different day to day. He needs somebody who they don't have anybody over thirty except for Loose. Okay, so that Johnny comes right in. Doesn't even talk to the guys. These guys are so passive though, like, go talk to the women. Don't just stand at the bar, like why why are the cute? Uh? Andrew and Michael

like go talk to the women. Andrew seems very shy. And so then Johnny comes in and I was like, yeah, whatever, Haley, where's the cocaine? Where's the cocaine? And there and the guys are watching them like he's really aisled in for the women. I will say I appreciate that so far there's no ship stirs and the guys yet yeah, they all seem nice and there and again, do I remember maybe Johnny was a little bit stuck with Casey? Was he was like kind of he talked like we saw

Casey a lot, what season it was? How fast I forget everybody? I remember liking Casey. He has like he had like good points, but he you know, there was no connection with that's right. He was just like hanging with the guys. I'm here for the geriatric Molla. Then we oh, this is a fun edition Teddy the Virgin. She's so cute. She was, and by the way, they pointed out, she was the most confident vision in the world. And andrews, right, she's confident. She and Andrew seemed perfect.

Oh they're so cute. No, I said, right, you're so cute. And by the way, so Andrew, as soon as she walked in, he was like, she's he's been waiting for her, so cute, and he's just like, couldn't even talk to like. But then they went and talked and you could see that. Unfortunately, now because of Instagram and everything, people pre game. They pre game and they're like, I feel like I know you already, but don't even know, like you could tell

that they've been messaging. There's been a message situation. Think like, don't they have like events where these people meeting but I don't can't see talked about it that they all go hang out and I think they already were trying to form things of you keep me when were there, Like, well, that's what happened. Last year. But like I do, I do wonder if like Andrew and Teddy talked or Brandon and Serene. I feel like Andrew and Teddy message it

didn't seem like they've met in person. And I also feel like Serene and Brandon because they were like, oh my god, it's even better person. I feel like there's been pregame flirting as you're not like as long as they're you're not doing what Brandon and Piper where they were actually dating. Yeah, where they were fully dating. They went on the show together and they knew that they weren't going to be on right away. That was such

a heartbreak. My my hot messages his roofer who dressed like the rock with the Fannie pack and the black turtleneck and the gold chain, and then he turned out to be trashed. Okay, So then we have Casey. Oh so then he goes to talk to Teddy and he's got a smiley faced tonail. Yeah that was Andrew, Yeah, yeah, that was so. Then Casey comes in, geriatric millennial Hayley Brittany um, and then um here comes Hunter. People are talking about I'm a messy bitch. Um. Then we have

Crra she was so cute. She does glow and Michael is like, so fun, She's so fun, she's so cute. The shots and they got all over her like chest and yeah, I know, she's stunning, stunning. Meanwhile, Tarzan and the thong and the leaf, um, that's getting old. Ye always naked guy, it's no fun. Yeah, you're like, okay, okay, you're going to be off in five second to make all the women. I'm comfortable. So all the guys are talking about how all the women are from Clayton season

and they said it's Clayton's Island. It grossed me out by the way Clayton and Susie have broken up, yes good in a statement that nobody cared about. Didn't even catch news. I don't think she comes uh green eyes, green titties, green eyes. I mean I love how like they're like they're talking being like it's so mean because Genevieve is like, I really hope she's not here. Of course, they're just literally here to crack Genevieve like the whole producer.

That is what it feels like they are, and they're going to succeed. It's so easy, and she's not going to be about I mean, I'm really nervous for her. Yeah, she can't handle it. Meanwhile, Cheney likes Jacob um Uh, Genevieve is already pregame, upset. I'm worried she's gonna take away any man. I like, it's like, yeah, she is that attitude. Don't be come she needs champion less. Become a champion. It's good to see you. Yeah, don't put the words out there. They talk to her more, don't.

You don't have to ignore. You can make small talk, but you don't have to be your friend. Just be your own person. You know one thing. If you're a round her, be pleasant. That's it. You do. Not attractive

to see someone. Just be paranoid. Literally, as what Step said to me, become a champion is, don't speak against yourself because you're giving other people arrows to shoot you with, even if it's just to the universe, Like if you're speaking against yourself on camera, like like you're already putting out there that you're gonna lose, and don't learn from that to who who? I mean? I mean, look, we

all can we all can we all get insecure? We've all been cheated on, We've all had people taken away, like just don't say it, don't speak against yourself, like act like like I know it's hard because they're away from their friends and family, but fake it till you make it, like you got to because it's like just you're gonna stay in the same pattern you want to take a on you like, don't do it to yourself. Do things good point. You know, don't be the Queen

of France getting the car you're driving. You know, that's also good advice anybody you're driving. I was just like, I don't know if I want to go, and you're like, don't be the Queen France. And the way we have to post those photos, Yeah, let's do it today, tomorrow, this week, this week, we're gonna post them this week. Okay, great, Okay, So then we have new two point. Oh, Genevieve's losing her mind. The guy's like, oh, her green eyes, her

eyes matches that swimsuit, I mean her titties. Meanwhile, Genevieve likes Justin, who gives all the memes the eyes in the faces. Justin did have good faces. He's fun. So then she's like so then he pulls immediately Genevieve aside. She can't believe it. Um, He's like, She's like, you're ringing sneakers on the beach. She's like, there's some ladies that are freaked out with guy's feet out. He does

have a point. Some women here, definitely some woman hates but you are on the beat, but you're on the beach. Sandals would have been much hotter. Yeah, the birkenstocks thick, thick, go up to your knees. Meanwhile, she has she has crocks there that have all the little things on it, including including a norwal. He said a couple very dumb things because he said that, and then was he the one that was like trying to say words in Spanish And then he was like, yeah, I know, I know

some Spanish, but not Mexican. And I was like, I miss that. I missed that. I was like, what I miss that? I miss that. I didn't hear that. So then they also said, he goes, I love fruit. I love fruit. Pears are super underrated, and she's like, I don't like parents. They were talking about fruit. I honestly thought, like, you belong, you belong together, and please don't ever talk to anyone else again, because I can't imagine anything more

boring than like pineapples or pears. Who gives the fun? Literally? Agree? Agree? Can I just I would pick a pineapple and cut this out if it's insane? But um, someone offered my dad a pair this weekend and he deep throated that thing in a way that disturbed me. It was was gone in a second. Pas like a snake, like a snake. You're at like a snake eating a mouse. And I'm sorry, Dad, if you're listening with you never will but like it shook me to to to you're a you're gonna choke.

I almost want your dad to play my dad in hometown. He would actually be perfect. It would be so fun. That's much like my dad, much like my dad on brand. I hope Jennef even justin have a pair of themed weeating that is called like, aren't we a pair? And they're both dressed as PAMs but she pairs, remember she said, yeah, but that'll be the lynch pin. If there bromance are it's kind of okay, I s k I s can officiate. Meanwhile, Um, meanwhile,

Shiney and tar Zan are like kissing. They're tongue kissing kissing like Oh my god, it's so nice to meet you. And he goes, and then and then they go. He goes, I feel like a baby dolphins, seeing um what the ocean has to offer. The editing as great as always, And then he goes, I told myself I won't have sex the first night. She's like, they're not like sex Tarzan. Meanwhile, then he immediately runs into the ocean with a girl in a surround. Yeah, I can't the girl I've never

seen before, never never. That could have been me. It should have been me. If you gotta put cast her castmate, Okay. Meanwhile, Lace come and people were rude to her. She was a star of the franchise and they did not give her the respect that she deserved because she is a star. But now she's like geriatrics and they're like, there's none. But it's like seven years later, no one knows, or it's been six years. They're like, you have no place here. Once she was like, I really work done myself and

then immediately started spiraling. I was like, my thing is like, oh, you worked on yourself and then you came back to be I mean that is not good. Wasn't she not drinking for a little bit and now she's drinking again. She stopped drinking. Remember she was with Grant before Grant went to Australia. I do remember the firefighter and then he had a situation on the stairwell. He ate out somebody's he got eaten out by his friend on the stair and then she left to become the bachelorette of Australia.

That's right, that's I love her lives. I love her lives. Also, I love how many seasons as I've seen that. I like, four minutes later, I remember no one and then it's like, deep in the gray matter of my brain, I'm like, that's right. She got eating out by his friend and a stairwell and like the Hollywood Hills, and then she became the baschelor of Australia. I mean, thank you, thank you. We're dragging my brother, who's like a fucking like computer program or like a coder, on to talk about this.

It's gonna be great. Okay. Meanwhile, logan, um, we also have I've gotten a response from grocery store Joe. There's a chance he also might be there. They're so cute together, so there's a chance they one of them might be there. I'm really trying. I'm gonna I'm gonna keep pushing it. No word from Peter Pilot, but we're trying. But grocery store Joe and Ashley, I would be so fun. Maybe Serena,

maybe a Jared so hot Okay. Meanwhile, Brandon Um, Serene wants him, um wants to find I don't know, they just want to meet each other, okay, but that's why she wants to find her person. She's waiting for Brandon. When is he coming? And then there he is? And then oh my god, he's just like a durable so and She's like, I've been waiting for you. What do you even do? I'm a personal trainer her and then she goes. I can tell. I just love the way

that he went right up to her. It's just like staying kind of talk to you, and like they just immediately off. Like I think their soul mates, Like I really think they do too agree with they don't end together. I'm going to just stop watching this in her friends,

are you going to at tire yourself? With? Its core to Brian and I when we jump off the John, because I really think that they were just so like and That's why I wondered, like maybe they had spoken like m because there was clearly like something already there, but like he was just like immediate. It was so it felt it felt real, and it felt like new and exciting. Yeah, it felt exciting. I agree with together and then she goes, he goes, I was nervous as hell to talk to you, and then he goes, you've

got I want to kiss you eyes. But then they kept talking for a second and then they kissed, which I liked. They didn't rush anything, yes, and then he said I told myself I wasn't going to kiss anyone day one. But they kissed. They were so cute fast. But particularly if they've but if they've been chatting for a while and they know they're gonna get kicked and they know that they're gonna get kicked off if they don't kiss, you gotta kiss to stay. You gotta kiss

to stay, kiss to kiss to stay. Okay, um, let's take a quick break and come back and we'll talk about Jill. Guys, that's right here, and we're back. Jill is here, and she's like, the guys are really passive. She's waiting for Actually, Jill had the fake black cat. Yes, Jill had the fake black cat. Mittens we need a black cat with us on stage. I think we if we pull them off from Dally. You know what, let's take somebody bring a cat, put it at just told them and you let anyone who brings the cat in

just bring the cat. We need to talk about me now. We need to talk. We need to talk. That's like an after school special. It really is, because there is that movie we need to talk about Kevin Miller playing Associo. Yes, um so uh. Jill I was talking about how the guys are very passive and she's waiting for Romeo, and Romeo walks in Jesse Eyeballs's body and um and ru. I couldn't count of times that poor guy must get that.

That's a tough name. I had to say, Jill rob me the wrong way at the beginning, only because there's one expression I hate more than anything in the world. Let your freak flag fly. I hate it. It reminds me of like the P flag, like the parents of lesbians and gates and like that's their first cool thing to say. Don't you want to know what I hate? I hate from um, I hate from Portland and Austin, two cities that I love. I hate. Keep Portland's weird,

key awesome. There's nothing cool or edgy about saying keep it weird, like there's nothing weird about that. Don't make signs that say that about your town, don't make t shirt, don't make bumper but because your towns are great. I hate those espressions. Just be yourself. Yeah yeah, and if you're weird or not, look even people that aren't weird. We're all fucking psycho to We're all banana. We're all on our journeys. Not me. No, you've figured it out.

I'm perfect. You're the Oh that's why you're going to play the part of j J. Are you my mom? I think mom, And I'm gonna hit on a suit the whole time. And then we're my best friend, Ashley. I can Eddie what a grocery store is he? My grocer is your grocer like I brought him because he always he has never led me wrong. I take all of my dating problems to my grocer astely. And by the way, we make quite a pair dressing his pairs

singers parents. Okay, so uh so. Then Jill Romeo walks in, and so it turns out he's like, I hung out with a few of Clayton's girls. I didn't love the phrasing of that. Um, Jill and Kira, you know, we went to school together. And then so he pulls school I actually missed him somebody. He went to school with somebody. So then he pulls Jill aside and he goes, how's your cat? And she's like, come on, we're actually kind of friends. Romeo. Um. She's like, I cared about you.

We had a good thing going and he's like, I kissed Kira. It's like and then I mean and then meanwhile, up comes dr Kira and she with her fucking doc double d s and she goes, Jill leaves. She's like, Kira drinks her drink. The most shocking thing about it was there were about four SIPs left in that drink. That was so disgusted. That's so that most of that drink had already been drunk. And she's like, I'll take it. Can you're mad? Jid? That is so does all backwashwah.

Also during COVID, I know they've all been like quarantined and tested, but like we're all kissing each other is covid. You want the last four SIPs of my drink? That is so disgusting. So uh so Jill Um. Jill has her with the last three SIPs drank and Um took the drink and then she's like, I was good friends with Kiratt. You know, Kira is the instigator here watching

what happened later. Meanwhile, all the girls do cartwheels in the sand and Genevieve eat ship was of course because you probably said at the beginning, I can't do a car wheel. I'm gonna I'm gonna eat ship exactly. You can't put the word down. You got to become a champion, okay. So then Michael goes um. So then they were spraying each other's asses with Spuntan lotion, Serene and somebody else and they were hot cross bunds. I think it was Serene and Tarzan crade each other's asses with sun black

and said we're hot cross buns. Yeah, that was pretty funny. Meanwhile, Michael says I'm too old for this, and he starts talking to Brittany Hayley. Yeah, and then Hayley I know, and then Hayley, who we don't know. She um, she's like Michael's zadie. He is a zaddie. Would you date Michael me? Neither? Okay? Um uh so then so then the rules of the game get established. Find love or you will be sent home. No pressure, find love, love or you will be sent home. Um. So Lace is

stressed out. The guys have the roses. Of course they always have. The guys have the roses first, it's sexist. And by the way, I also feel like, in is Demi going to be the only person that also dates girls? Like, can we get some gay couples? Can we get some by couple? Like, like, let's go, let's let's just throw in some gay couples. Let's like, let's staring people that, like, what are we doing here? It feels so dated, It

feels like throw in. They had a buy lead, but I feel like throwing ten people, throwing ten people that either are either gay or identify it, like just like like it make it so much. They keep trying to spice up the franchise like that would make it interesting and actually current and trail. Okay, okay, great, okay. So meanwhile, um, Laces stressed out. Kira is like again reiterated for the second time. I just want to go to the boom Boom room. Um. Andrew likes Teddy, Um, the doctor likes Tarzan,

Tarzan forgets the name of the doctor. Uh um. All the girls like Michael Ay and then and then we see Wells. I wanted Wells earlier late. I guess he only comes at night. I was gonna say, I think he only does night, right, but like we haven't seen to be I felt like I felt like he should have been like on the beach with Jesse last year because they didn't have a real host. He was there more. I want more aware They're just they're giving us Jessie only,

which sucks because it should it should have been Wells. Um, okay, they should said Jesse, you can a bachelor, and bachelor at Wells gets paradise. That's how I feel. Yeah, I'm confused why he's not even hosting Paradise because they're stupid. So here we go. We finally see Wells. Teddy likes Andrew and incomes a date card and it's Andrew and he goes, Teddy, will you take a shot of love

with me? Which felt like the name of the show was shot shot Yes, which I watched okay Um and they go to Vedentall the hotel that it looks insane. I hate it insane, the lights of rainbow lights, it looks. It looks like I love I like a little I like like a paradise type hotel, but then I also love an insane resort. But Videnta looks nothing gets Vandenda. It looks so bananas. I'm like, who chooses to stay there? I would never in a million years, By the way,

go in that Margarita hot tub. Not all it looked disgusting. Do you think they built that for the show where that that's the thing I think they built over the show because the show is obsessed with disgusting, weird food things. And also hot tubs that are just still water because they bubbles make noise. It gross so disgust. I don't know why the bubbles make hot tubs less gross, but

there's something so nasty about still water. Hotti, you're taking a bath with somebody, Yeah, and you know it's probably looser war. You know it's not hot, you circulating, you know it's not hot. I got hives once from a hot tub that my friend got secondhand, and then I invited me over for a soak, and then I got hives all over my body. Secondhand hot tub. What do you do when you buy a house from somebody and it has an old hot top? You? Yeah, I don't know, Okay.

So meanwhile they go they go to the Vedante. They have a giant drink. Here's to taking a shot at love. He said it again, and then they're giggling, and he's intimidated. He's so nervous. He's like the anticipation of meeting you. I was hopeful's adorable. Oh my god, he's so cute. Um, and and like she's like, I was trying to play it cool. Um. He's like, I'm a nervous wreck and they go it's so quiet in here, you can hear a pin drop. He's so nervous, he forgot what he

was saying. I mean, they didn't say much, but they're so cute together. I like that when he goes, I'm a nervous wrecker. Like he goes, I tried to play cool and did I And she goes no, And then I like that he goes, you seem very confident, which I loved. Um. And they're just like they're so cute, very sweet. Yeah, he's I hope he can get it together because somebody else will swoop in and try and steal her. And he needs to be able to like

participate a little more accompident himself. He's to be a champion. I like that. He's just adorable. He is. Meanwhile, um, there's crabs and Genevieve. Justin um, um Justin, and Justin is talking to Genevieve. Um. He's like, I'm not dead and gone, I'm interested in you. And she's like that surprises me. You seem very uninterested. All I wanted to do was how you stop talking? Stop talking. She's like,

actions speak louder than words. And then they kiss. She's like, Justin is a great kiss her and then they kiss him the hot tub, and then she gave her his shoes in their huge suit shoes. Yeah, why say you seem uninterested when that wasn't even the case. He went right up to you and talk to you like, why don't you just own your fucking power in that moment and play it cool. Stop speaking against yourself. Everybody you have the lego. You have the leg up. It's embar.

It's really bad. This is lessons for all because we've all done this watching it from somebody else. It's unattractive. It felt like she was about to blow it up before you kissed her. Don't do this, don't do this, um uh teddy. Her goal is just to be herself in here. And then she goes yeah. She goes yeah exactly. She goes, are you proposing? Um, you need to do better. He goes, you have an aura. I stumbled my words.

You remind me, she said, you remind me of joy. Um. That's one of the big things, because you'd confidence I'm attracted to that. And then they kiss and then they get in the margarita. I don't know how they could fit in there. It was so small. It was like a mug and it was like green. It was like a hot cocoa mug. Meanwhile, Johnny is saying, I like it when a girl can eat, and then they kissed. It was it was Sierra who was that hunter Hunter.

I can eat and then I'll poop it out. I can't. Meanwhile, Michael and Sierra Brandon and Serene lay is in the bed, so she's pouting. She's like, this is a boring se I thought that was so fresh by the way, I actually really appreciated her being in bed, being like this, No, but this like sucks an. I loved Brandon imitating her and that not Brandon the geriatric millennial Casey Casey. Yeah, my season was so much better. This season is boring. She's like, I am the prettiest I have ever been.

And she's in bed and she's like, no one listens. Everyone walks away and lo and behold, Cheney comes and it's the kind one to loose. And she's like, because she's probably like loose, I can't be the villain here. You are so much worse than me. Yeah, and I just I gotta wake you up, baby, Yeah, I got to look good next to somebody and I look, hint, I gotta wake you up. I gotta wind up the wind up doll to like have you go, like to have a path of destruction. So then um, she's like

everyone was walking away. I feel like a dog chasing everyone. She's like not, She's like even you, She's like, well, we were talking to the guys. She's like, I haven't talked to one guy this is And then um, so then Na is like just come on, and so then loose goes, all right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna be fake at fuck, which I love because she was Also she was like, at least just go say hi to well. She was like fine, And so that she goes out, she tells everyone's her birthday. It was so weird, very

like personality disorder. I love fake, like you did a great job working on yourself. Like I was like, it's my birthday. So then she's like they ran with it. So then Logan gives her a cake. Logan brings her little cake. They blow it out her own care. Did they bring the cake? She goes and look and they're kissing. He's like, happy birthday. How old are you? Like, no, you see their name, not their age. Weird. He was trying to get birthday like she's not thirty two. He's not.

There's not thirty you right um? And she's like she's like, I'm thirty two. I don't have time to waste. I'm not interested in anyone, but you two. You know what you want you or what I'm looking for. And he goes, She's like, what are you looking for? He's like, well, I'm twenty six. She's like, I gotta go. He's like, wait, lose, lose, lose. I couldn't believe that was happening. I loved him, but like he met so many women, he didn't know who

she was. Why the funk would you think someone's name is loose Lucy or like Luz, Like like I don't know I was. I was like, I mean she like like he really just met you and there's a lot Just correct and be like, oh, it's not loose. That's really funny. It's lace everyone called me loose. She's like, I'm loosey goosey. I'm loosey goosey. She goes why, she goes, why did you just call me Louis? And then she goes Lucy Gucy that she's upset. She's like, funk this

And so then a crab shows up. Sierra and Michael are talking. They're calling him a daddy and he says, which is like the total old perv move. You have an old soul creditory I can't. That's like I know i'm your teacher, but you have an absolute teacher students. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're a teacher, but you get me. You know, you're only seventeen, but you have an old soul. My

bitch wife who wants me to pay the mortgage. She's like, so cranky, But you have an old soul, my wife who wants me to actually like pick the kids up from soccer that I had with her when I made her have them. But you have an old soul. Okay. So then this um, she's like that, she asked, what's what's the hardest part of being a single father? Honestly the most like engaging question anyone's after ever asked on

Paradise and he which I thought was actually insightful and honest. Again, I'm not giving you the cold shoulder, but none of the ambers are all Sorry, I gotta actually look at you. He goes, I'm creating memories and there's no one to share them with. And every time there's a new memory with my son, this person won't be there to have them. That was a good answer. That was a good answer. That must be hard, um. And and then he's like, Cira's so pretty, her skin is glowing, and she has

an old soul. Okay. Meanwhile, Jill and Romeo and Kira, Kira steals the drink um and then Jill is like she's always gone after guys, I like, um, you have to show me actions and uh, Romeo says to Jill, I like you, okay, I really like you. I don't have a connection with Kira. I want um. I wanted to move on and have a date with you, Like I really I want to clean slate. She's like, I need more action from you. It's not going to work between them period the end. No one changes that fast.

And also like, I don't know the detail else, but it sounds like at the end he might have even ghosted you, Like it sounds like it was sort of like what happened. I thought we were buddies, like yeah, and we were hanging out, like this is not her guy, No, he fucked her over. It sounds like So then the doctor Um and Kira the doctor Kira and Romeo. Um. She's like, I'm not here to make good decisions. Why are you here, sir Um? Which is incredible. She's incredible.

She and Jill are my favorite couple. I hope they make it. They're incredible. And she walks up and she says, what is the game plan? Meanwhile, Jill is crying and she started screaming, screaming, screaming, stream screaming um and then she's like uh. And then Romeo was like, Jill and I were starting to connect. So so he's talking, Romeo pulls Kira pulls Romeo inside, and he's afraid of her. And I thought I thought she was going to convince him to about but she felt like it's like she's

his dominatrix. Well, it was really messed up. How like they were sitting there making out, like having a go hunt and then you see Kira see them and just bel she goes, right, you do not. So then she goes she's like, look, Julee and I started connecting, and she goes really and he's like, look, I just don't want for anything. I don't want our friendship to interfere friendship with me and Jill. And he goes, I'm asking like, basically, I'm asking you a favor. Can you let me pursue

Jill in peace? It's like, you're a grown man. Don't be on the bed talking to her right now? What is she like? Why didn't over He should have said like, hey, I'm like kicking it with Jill right now, and yeah, that's what should have happen. He was asking permission from his dominator to pursue her, and then um, the doctor she goes, fine, I'll let you do that. It's like, it was like, why are you she? Why does she?

What are you doing? Sir? My mom is enraged outside the bird and then ki It goes, I didn't do anything to deserve this, Fuck her, fuck him, I hate them. And then she goes on a bee line over to Jill and she's like, can we talk for a suck? Was your problem with me? You're and she's like, you interrupted me in Romeo and I was I was interrupted. She's like, okay, I was in Romeo and um, so

all the ladies are watching them. There's a lot of hand movements while they're fighting, and then, in a brilliant move, the doctor, who's been nothing but an asshole, says to Jill, I feel gas lit by you and Romeo. For sure, I feel gasolt by you and Romeo. You told me he's just a friend. Um, I feel disrespected by you. And she's like, what, because you're slut shaming me. I didn't get She's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, she just sucks.

And then so then he's talking to Wells and he goes, if I hadn't kiss Kira in the club, and Wells is like, was it a good kid? Us? And you could tell it was, You could tell it was, and you know it was more than a kiss. You know it was more than a kill. Um and he goes and then Jill has been played perfectly by this gaslight or doctor and perfect. I couldn't believe that Jill was that easily manipulated. She goes, I just feel crazy. Yeah,

She's like, I feel crazy. Meanwhile, she's crying. Brandon hugs her. Kira decides to go on a rampage. Um. Romeo and Jill are shackles and I am taking them off and um. And then she goes and she snuggles with Casey the old millennial, and she starts, she starts rubbing his nipples. She goes, my mom's gonna kill me. She goes, let's go to the boom broom room, make your dad press, make your dad proud. Horrified, like this girl needs help, Like there's something going on. It's I think she thinks

like television. She wants air time. And I think there's some weird brake with her where she was like I came off as a prude or maybe or and she had no air time. She had no air time. She showed up at Clayton's thing with just she had her doctor's coat on in lingerie underneath. You didn't she didn't come up, prude, you did not come up. She's been dying for attention this whole time. And then you just met Casey who was just like, oh no, my mother.

And then the boom boom she does that. She does the like the nibble rub dress up or something like. It just doesn't seem authentic at all. It was like weird, weird. Meanwhile, Genevieve, and this is like the kiss of death. Do not in and in the moment say, on a scale of one to ten, I'm at in eleven. I like justin nothing could go wrong except for Victoria f coming up with a date card in birkenstocks. I was shocked by her. She was she she would steal Allegedly, she would steal

the husbands of married like naval guys in Virginia. Like she's true, she's at horny and trouble and which they were in her hometown. Like she got approached by someone who's like, you sucked my husband. And then also like she and they went to a quick clean and then she did which Peter it was he went to a country western um show and the guy that was singing like was also her ex. It was like everybody, she's

like sexy. She shocked up with Chris Souls during the after he hit somebody with his car and took off after he like hit and run killed someone. Yeah. Wow, And and she's sexy. She's sexy good, she just as an interesting person. Yeah, she's just gonna come in there and cause I forgot she came, She's going to she's gonna I bet you she's going to cause a whole

bunch of drama. Um, you guys, So because we got the advanced clips, we can't do tweeter the week, and we also we didn't get any of the previews for next week, which I can't wait to watch. But Victoria a question. So he's coming in and um, she wants justin. What do you think is going to happen with justin Genevieve and who's going to get the rose? Well, I feel like this is weirdly in Genevieve's hands. And in

other words, what are you going to do? Like, how are you going to be You've got to be confident, chill, and also like this is what and not needy, because I will say this, I think she knew Justin was interested in her when she said I didn't think you're interested in me. I think she did know that. He was like that, can you give the listeners the advice?

You might have already said this before. I love it, But your mom said at your last perad sort of old fashioned, but my mom said basically, she was like, don't never call him again, donnover call him again called me, or call a friend, be breezy, be mysterious, and don't be the one to initiate, which is very old fashioned advice. But be busy, busy, busy, breezy, and like easy, breezy and mysterious, and it's listen. It helps it, it does.

It also just helps your own confidence being like, all right, I'm not going to think about that where I am, but I'm going to present like I'm not totally the case I mean, and then so who so then if Victoria's coming in and next week, that means that three women will not get roses? What three do you think will not get roses? I kind of think, yeah, Kira Lace. You don't think that the producer will make somebody keep Kira.

You don't think that I don't know. Oh yeah, you did the cart wheel, the one who did the car we are it seems a little bit like pint size. Yeah, alright, so pint sized blonde loose. I feel like Kira is going to be able to like play her with like Casey or somebody who else's Casey have to give. So so let's just let's pretend that like the uh, the horny doctor gets a rose, then who would who would be the other person that might not get one? I mean there's like the gene or something that we haven't

barely se. Yeah, Brittany's cute, but you're right that she was with the dad. You're right she was with the dad. Alright, good point. Um. I cannot wait for our live show, So excited and our stand upright October Love at the Union Hall. Our live show is October um Union Hall and y dot com. We also like just in order to get our merch because sometimes people have a hard time finding it, go to Rose podcast dot Vodka and then there's a link for on the March. That's our website.

Rose Past um, and then are no autographs? Please at some time will be I cannot wait to do a podcast. It's going to be so stupid, so so stupid. Do you guys, really, honestly do you think it's a good idea to do a hometown on stage with my suitor? That's your call, baby, I think it is, but I make bad decisions. What do you what do you guys think? I think it's fun. I mean, I was fine, but it's not my relationship. So it's like, I think he

would have fun. He's fun. Okay, we would have to explain to him maybe we took off, we're going to use you at some point, but you don't know for what. Yeah, so he's like ready for something, yes, and we have to explain to him on stage he's hometown, that that like one of the big parts. We don't need to tell him that. It means he's getting towards the end,

towards an engagement. So we just say, if it wasn't a surprise and you just said, like we want to use you in this part of the show for something, or now like, yeah, I guess I could ask you, what do you say? I guess I could ask him but we can really just say we want to do something with you, but not tell him it's a hometown,

so we can explain to him part. We can make it seem like it's like in the middle of the season where it's like there's a part of the show where they bring a bunch of contestants home, so it doesn't know it's like the final four, and then you do hometown to meet the family. But then this is like, since I have all my family on stage, is me, all the Marines are there. You guys can meet you can you guys can meet my SuPAR. They kind of vet you see if they like them for they see

if my suitor is good enough for the Bachelor. Just we'll put it on stage that he is, that he's good enough. He has to be good exactly. I think he naturally is. I don't mean that, I just we can't joke in the way of like me, you're no good yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're very tough. It can be tough to you can be tough. You have to be tough. You could ask what he likes about me,

totally great. Um, we could ask if he knows how to permit your hair, or if he knows how to do you know if he knows how to contour, because that would be important himself and me. We can talk a little about me because we need to talk about it. We need to talk about me out. We need your other girls. He's you know, what are some hobbies that you would get me out into. Yeah, that's really good. I like that. I like that. Okay, that's good. Okay, that's really fun. All right. We have a we have

so many fun segments. We have co host or co hog. We have Rhode Island accents, we have hometown. We have lover boy with lover Boy. Um, so fun. Okay, I'm gonna take a quick break and then we'll come back and we'll do reviews and emails. I don't know about you, but things are getting so hot. I think I gotta take your break. And we are talking about our reviews again. To your point, Katie, that we have the best listeners ever,

are the best fan We asked for favor. We're trying to get stars and we did a call to action and Whitney was so good. So let's do it again. Right now. You can open up your phone, you click on podcasts. It's like Apple podcast Kick like, what if they don't have an Apple phone, they can go to Apple Podcasts in your browser. If you have a Mac, you should have the Apple podcast app on your computer.

What if you don't have a Mac, what if you have a piece here, You're probably not listening to an Apple podcast then okay, so all right, so in that case, if you listen to us on Spotify, you can just star us on there, like know that type of stuff. So basically, so then you go to so assuming you have access to Apple Podcasts, and I'm not trying to be bougie, and but like it has to be Apple, it can be whatever, like you know what, We know

that everybody listens in different ways. So if you are on Apple, you click open your go to podcasts, you click on the podcast and you scroll, you scroll all the way to the bottom where it says ratings and reviews, and then you click tap to rate. So then I'm gonna do five stars. Let's see if it works again.

And then below the first will be one review that's posted and you can write and then you can click write a review and then you just do it right there, and yeah, you can write whatever you want, but fully nice, by the way, can I just say so, our listeners, we are now up to two thousand and forty four ratings were, so we might even be able to get to so like, if you wanted to were we might even make this before the show. We might make it right. That's so cool. I mean, you guys are the best,

so literally literally, we got so many incredible reviews. Um, and we just really oh, this was such a cute one. Um. This one is uh, this one was five stars. It's short and distinct and so cute. It's from Scott from Florida. I'm probably not in this podcast demographic, but I love it. I'm a thirty five year old wrestling fan and yet I love this podcast. Aren is the funniest toast ever and the guests are all amazing. One million stars. That's

not from Florida. That's so it's that cute. Here's another short one five stars. Did E three two love this podcast. I'm still telling the Willie Nelson Willie Nelson joke that was from the Heightener Wells episode. So funny. Um, I mean, here's another one five stars. Brooke loves Sonic Bone Zone Bonanza is the title. This show is insanely funny. It's better than the actual Bachelor episodes. A fun cast of regulars and visitors. You'll fall in love with all of them.

You have to listen to multiple episodes just to be in on all the inside jokes. I got hooked during COVID and I look forward to this every week. Thanks for all the laughs. Keep them coming. I mean, we just have so many. This is five stars of the movie Girl Weekly Source of Joy, Pure Delight, which it was three hours long every week, but Arden's arm would fall off from transcribing the madness. Come on, I mean, we love you guys. We should figure out a way

to do more. Do like a little tour or something that'd be fun. I'm now like I feel like we're figuring it out. We're getting there, but at least we see that there's a demand. We'll definitely do another New York show. We should do a holiday one in New York. There's nothing more fun than New York at the Holliday. We should try to do the Bellhouse. So o, my Union Hall and Bellhouse are owned by the same people. Maybe we could do a holiday show at the Bell

That that's a much bigger space. So again, we would have to sell it out so I don't have to get my real estate license. Um. But it's it's a little like they did a lot of Netflix specials there. It's a little more echo e so it's not quite as intimate. But it's a really great space. And it would probably see like three people, maybe four. We have to look it up. That'd be really fun. That would

be so fun. I hope that grocery store you guys, um, you guys should put in the comments of grocery store Joe and Serena's photos on Instagram that they should do my live show at the and tag me. Okay, here's such a great email that we got. This is from Catherine A. And the subject is important. Ari Tino's name, Hey, Arden and the gang. I will make this brief. Tino is short for just Tino on capitals exclamation points. Is that true? Is he just Tino? What's his last name?

I don't know, but google Google Tina, Google Tino from the bat Italian? Is his name really Justino? Incredible? It's Justino Franco is actually an incredible name. But Justino Philip Franco. I mean, I see it was a family name because they're Italian. Clearly just what a fun piece, what a fun fact I guess I've never heard. Look, my name is Arden van Ambridge Marine. It's with a y, so I'm not I'm not taking swings at anybody's name, but what a fun like what are you talking about? That's

such a fun, weird thing. That was an important thing that he showed for Justino who knew? Um? All right, you guys, let's go back to Brian. Brian, honey, what do you to promote? So we're doing standard promote us, baby, I want to promote. No autographs please coming out soon. I can't wait. Should I try to get us more

stand up gigs in New York? I'll try, Okay, I'll set it all yeah exactly, and go to the Union whole website to get n y for that at the eleven and don't forget to uh d M. If you can't go and have a ticket, bye selling host so we can do some ticket exchange there. It is great. Okay, that's so fine. And then your attitudes Pod, ask Grana pod. And then to check it all out, you're so boozy, you know what it's. I feel like I leave the impression that I am, but the truth is once like

three thirty hits. Today, I'll be full cadaver in my bed, arms crossed, closing my eyes. But then, are you playing tennis tonight? I am playing tennis. Obviously I'll see a tennis Okay, um, Tanna. We have obviously our show coming up. But by the way, I think I need to contact Dynasty typewriter, I feel like we need to do another birthday bachelorette. Now, my birthdays on a Friday. Obviously I'll have my party on a Saturday. It's like basically already

October because your birthdays in December. Yeah, so I'm thinking I'm going to reach out to Dynasty. Would it be if my birthday is on December ten? Obviously I'll have my holiday birthday party on the eleventh Saturday night? Would we be Would it be too hangover insane to do birthday bachelorette on Sunday the twelfth? Is that insane? I can't do it the same day as the party? Should I do it the week before? I think week before? We don't want to put too much in the weekend.

You got to be able to relax. I gotta be able to react. You're right, Okay, great? So in theory. I'll reach out to Dynasty and see if we could do. What's a Saturday would be the ideal day, right, like the first weekend of December one? Yeah, so Saturday, the third? Who will compete for your lord? Do we want to do Sunday or do we want to do Sunday in case somebody's touring? What are we going to stream in? Yeah? We got a stream. It doesn't even matter. Nobody mean

it for our contestants of somebody's touring. Yeah, well, so it will be the third of the fourth. We'll discuss. We'll reach out to Dynasty. Um, oh my god, I can't wait. Who's going to win my heart? I don't know I'm gonna win Arden's heart. Who's going to win my heart? He's got to get out. Tell Al now that he has to fly out and be your brother in hometown. He has to be my brother in hometown obviously, all right. And then we have our Patreon where we're doing.

We're almost done with Southern Charm and they're going into winter House, which is your favorite. Very excited for Winter House. And then I don't forget, it'll be up late next week, It'll be it'll be up on Thursday or Friday, hopefully Thursday. Um, Katie, what would you like to promote time Katie underscore money on Twitter and Instagram and please go adopt or foster animal from your local shelter and register to vote. Yes, Um, Brian, thank you for doing this, Thank you for having me.

As always, we love you. This is the best set up. I am obsessed. We're gonna do. We're gonna do. We're gonna do our We're gonna do our autocrophs. Please in here, absolutely we are. It's gonna be so fun. And then we're gonna bake. We're gonna bake for them in our kitchen on the micro on our microwave, and we're gonna make them film us afterwards what we're doing. We're gonna You're actually going to be put to work people, Thank

you and fed all right until the next time. I was already get Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in your tonight. Feel so good. I just gotta wandered to blushing finger. When you read this word, yea, will you accept this? Rose is a production of I heart Radio. For more podcasts from I heart Radio, visit the i heart Radio app, Apple podcast or wherever you listen to your favorite shows,