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came back. Do you know that? Even to say those words, it's just soul crushing to me, and I'm not. And I didn't have to see Jubilee come back. I didn't have to see Olivia come back. I didn't have to see any of them. I didn't have to see any of them. You don't know how good I feel. I feel liberated. Yes, I didn't have to see it. I didn't have to see it. Oh my god, it feels so good not having watched that show for one week.

I heard Olivia came back, and Lace came back, and some guy had a tattoo of lace on his arm or something like that. I don't even know, and it feels good. But the fact that I know some of it is already crushing me. And I know the final is coming up, and I don't know how I'm going to get through it. I don't know how I'm going to get through it. I mean, I just feel so goddamn liberated. That's all I wanted to share. Okay, everybody, I'll see you next week. Maybe no entering dot com.

Oh yeah, I'm going to get and it feels so good. I just gotta wonder the bush figure when this Wow, what lovers in the house welcome to Will you accept this Rose Special edition? The Women Tell All? This is Art Marine along with my very special co host, Aaron Aaron Boy, The Women Tell All. And did they send out a mandate to have jewel tone tops in the audience last night? Excellent? Excellent point. I didn't pick that up because my I have no fashion sense, But yes,

it was a sea of jewel tone tops. Unlike I felt like I'm gonna go old school like post Phil Donahue, pre pre uh the chew. You know all right, Yeah, it's real, like the jewel tone mandate. I just want to say, and let me let me let me just I was happy to see. I believe Emily Henderson, the designer, was in the audience. There was a blond lady. She won uh and she won a competition to design competition.

She was there clapping and laughing. I made the ultimate stake of just putting an almond in my mouth, you know what. I did that once when I, um, I got to fill in for a week on Good Day l A when Jillian Barbary who's no longer Barbary, Reynolds, who's no longer Reynolds, I don't know, I got to fill in, and so it was me was that I can see, oh my god, yeah, I mean I feel different. We I did do the weather, but I ate almonds. And then I had like almost like a coughing fit

next to like Steve Edwards. And I believe it was interesting because at first it was like novel like ha ha ha, I'm do we love Steve everde like love affair, like will they won't they? They will? They will they love each other? But um but there like there was like a car chase my first day there, and I found myself kind of I found myself kind of wanting to root for the person who was getting away. And then it was it's like what if you know what,

I don't care, you can't what. It's like an amber alert and you're like rooting for you know if it's like a if it's like a petty crime, Yeah, like a like a B and b any and no one gets hurt. And there it's a high speecha always always because you know they can't get away, but I like the gumption that they think they might. And then just like gas and then they cops pull around those tire things.

Oh yes, it's exciting. In l A. There's a car chase every twenty four I get you know what, Apparently the rating spike when they have them because you cannot turn it off. Animal sprawl, monsters. And this was the ultimate car chase of the season. This was a slow It was like the transition even in like a good by the way before we get started, Aaron, I just want to say, I know you're having a hard time today.

I know Peyton Manning retired and I just I know, I don't know anything about sports, but like the bat batt alert went up in the sky and I thought, my friends in trouble. That was I was. I was was slowly. I was, I was, I was weeping on the couch. I almost was about to say there was a basketball shape shadow, and then I realized that was a wrong sport. But I didn't know. I didn't know

you were in trouble. I didn't know you were in trouble. Yeah, you know, as a as a lifelong A Manning fan, obviously, Eli, because I'm with the all in with the New York Giants. Obviously, I've always I've always cheered for Peyton and uh, you know, not there's a little not I wouldn't say tarnish. There's some creepy stories coming out that he might have done some stuff and whatever. There was a story, what is

the story? Because I saw that it was like a sex The trainer said he put his junk near her face and he was like I mooned someone, and you know what, it was just one of those things that

it's okay. But if I was a guy as a lady, I did a lot of dumb stuff like jokingly and but like nobody cared because it was something like a chunky redhead who was like, it's the only it's the only like you know what I mean, you just want everybody to go out totally smooth and it's like a little a little blip, but honestly, uh, he told himself, without like the horrible behavior on the field, mostly off the field, he was just so lovely. Aaron Andrews, is

that her name got million? That was the worst story. Was so disgusting for her, You know what, I like to start a comedy podcast off fun just really know what. I texted my sister because me Megan was like a huge fan of The Bachelor, um and was like, Aaron andrew familion isn't is she a sportscaster? I said? I said, yeah, it was just a horrible story. And you know, if you don't know the story briefly, like someone you know installed a camera or hotel room and you tell these

horrible nude nude photos. And I was like, I'd release release nude photos tomorrow her two million? Oh god, yeah willingly, Oh my god, I'm me out of a couple of jams. Oh my god, I would release nude photos. I might even take like I could probably take ten grands about grand and that almost felt high grand? Where did they come up with a number? You know what? She's a good looking lady, you know, I mean, she's in the

public eye. She's you know, like a reputable harm not really millions, but I gotta say I was so excited for I mean, I just can't wait till next week. My friend, my friend's kid, who watches The Bachelor with her, has a theory about last week with the I Love yous.

Her theory is that he panicked he said it to Lauren, and the producers were like, oh fuck, basically because it's never been said before, and they were like, you now have to say it to Joe Joe, and he's maybe like enough of like a sieve of a human being, just like that. He then believed he says it enough that he believes it. They thought, that's it's a it's a plausible from a fourteen year old. From the mouth of the fourteen year old came up. Fourteen year old

came up with it. I actually thought, that's not a bad idea. She like early admissions like Stanford or you know what, if you have that much an analysis for Bachelor, we should write her some recommendation letters. I think she

should read some jokes for me. I think she should definitely gaminally write some jokes for me, although can we I know it's we're jetting ahead, but the bathroom line at the very end, the teaser, oh, oh my god, was for me the best part of the show that you know, My favorite part of the show was the tiny horse at craft Service. Did you watch that? Oh my god, you got to watch the credits. There was a tiny The tiny horse was eating yes, yes, and

on the dress and the bloopers. No, no, no. At the very end, at the very end, after they showed the little horse should be pose it and you want to watch that? Oh no, no, you need to see it. It was like little horse literally eating its way down the craft service, people knocking everything over. It ate like nachos, bowls of cereal through. It was the first day she walked.

Somebody walked in a little horse, but the horse so somebody brought in a little I felt like there were men on the show who weren't there last night, Like where was the dentist with the rose in her head? Was she there last night? Oh? Yeah, no I didn't. I don't think I saw her. And and in fact, there were women that weren't on the show that were in dresses. But par did you see a couple of times when you're like, who is that lady? And then there was also remember the girl that had like the

bad smelling pheromones, like she wasn't there last night. There was a lot of people You're like, where'd they go or were they there? And they just got no cameras time the horse lady wasn't there. Then that was the one with the dark hair about Shoshana or whatever, the mass teacher like sticking up like she was a part of the show. We're like you you got out did like too, and she was like, I'm gonna have my fine.

By the way, she didn't have her Russian accent. She was the one that was like refused to speak English the first episode and then she's like, no, you you did. He said that like she had no acts on left. Okay, So starting out that he got emotional um uh, And they said that you know a year ago, did he say the line what were you doing a year ago? And did he say, yeah, I was on Tinder? He said that, yeah. I looked like when I was like, did he just say I didn't rewind that he did?

How about the very first scene of him going to other parties and the babies. Onesie said hashtag hometowns, Oh my god, and that he was excited. We all know what we wanted. We wanted to see hashtag fantasy suits if there was a baby. You know, that's right. We have to discuss the party, the parties, as if those

go on every Monday night, like as if. With that, it was like growing ups in onesies with full charts because they weren't even that far in if, like if, like Amber was still on the screen, like they were only in Mexico City at that point, and then they had like full like foam core boards of like with husbands, no way our husbands around and on a weekly Monday night basis of like forty people watching my favorite is and they do this every season. It just still makes

me giggle. Um is the go do you lower your voice? Ben? They don't know where coming in a four camera shoot, that's shooting. I've been walking ahead. I was like, oh yeah, yeah, Well the girls who was at one of the parties and uh she said he was very handsome and she thought he was probably a dummy. Well, yeah, I think

we concluded that first episode. I also want to say, and you know, I love me some Chris Harrison, but watching him like with say Jubilee or or Olivia, and he's like, it's like, oh, you're like the devil because you're like because you seem like a really good therapist. You seem like a good listener, and he knows what to do. And when she was talking about like people writing horrible things about her online and he's like what like what like what like but like in a way

that sounded like she'd paid a therapist. But him saying like what like what? I thought, Oh my god, you might not be a good guy. I'm just on me now. I thought, um, you know, even in the parties, like I thought Chris Harrison was just like, you know, would you always say bonzone right like he wanted to was like, and I was like, oh, he's trying to bang half that part. He was trying to wean jam half of the Hill Queen Jam the weeen Jammer. Okay, Leah, how

about Leah got the amount of booze? And this showed me that like the producer saw an opening to send Leah into like trash Lauren. But that like, now that we get to know Leaut a little more, she legitimately does suck like they picked the right she sucks like. I didn't think she. I thought she sort of got off the hook in this program. She and I talked to Lauren being we're fine. I'm like, first of all, then she sort of blamed it on Ben. I was like,

what are you know shocking about your horrors? She sucks? Amber socks Amber sock Amber three times? You're if your three stricks, you're out if you don't know was a fan, and I'm like, you stay, Yeah, she's she Amber. Excuse me Amber, Like, I don't know. This is what I have to say about Amber. Yes, oh yeah, it was involved. I think my I think my favorite moment Lee was involved in because when they were when the twins, by the way, I love now, I went in the opposite direction.

I found them to be so oh, this is just just a cat scratching and we're at We're at the home studio Aaron Folo today. Um, I thought that I thought the twins were really a bit much. I was reading for them the whole time. But then like Olivia became sympathetic and then and listen, I'm not I thought she handled herself. We'll get to it. I thought she handed herself very well. And then the twins I was just like,

they just became like bitch corner. Yeah, and then I thought, like the best moment was they were ganging up on Olivia and Lee is like he did right back at her and she and what was that line were? And then the twin said, um, that's beyond the point right now. Yeah, exactly because they did say the breath and the toes and the fat k this is mean back. If you start picking up somebody's physical appearance, you know what you get.

You get this. I'm so ready to move into my like fat guy morning DJ phase in my life, Like I'm ready to be like I'm ready to be like big Run with the morning Zoo Drive and I'm gonna like and I I'm just ready to not listen to my guests like come in and just be glassy eyed and angry, like what do you here for? What? Clubby Plant morning Radio on the road is so heinous. Okay. My favorite thing in the night, aside from the tiny horse eating from was the chicken. I love chicken and

thank you for your service. When he said that to thank you for your service, what he said to I don't mean to jump from the chicken to Jubilee. But when Chris Harrison, when he had after he went from a moment when she was saying that she was back in the military and then he I didn't mean to jump from that to that. But let's start with the chicken and then I'll edit that down. That was at what minute twelve twelve fifty? Um, okay, the chicken. What

was the chicken's name, Janice? What was the chicken? Yeah, it was like a Jessica or a Janet or a jet like it was a real It was like Janet got really Janet Apolitano, and I like that Janet went over to um lace. I enjoyed that the chicken lady actually is a chicken lady. She actually, for real is a chicken enthusiasts. She's really good looking, she's cute, super cute.

Just because she likes chickens. Doesn't that My two favorite shots were the chicken and then every time Emily the Twins spoke, there was tiss behind her, the boobs jumps McGhee and the giving was Ariola like it was almost like full on area. Hey, let's go with no bra all. Great idea, it's a great idea. Hanging on dangling on Emily's head. They were dangling on her head. So I can't even remember that girl. I barely remember her. I

don't remember her either. Um, would it be amazing if they for real took two people that were not involved in the whole show, kept waiting for our brother in arms, Eddie Peppertone to be in a jewel tone tunic in the crowding. If Eddie had been in a jewel tone tunic, I would have it would just like, like, just do some of those things. Oh, they did have that guy with the lace tattoo that was clearly like a p a that they made do that. Hannah God, I hope,

I'm we're hoping it's Hannah. Right, Okay, can we let's just cut right? So let's talk about ju Believe from one second, I was not feeling her last night. She felt like a pain in the ass. And I've always been a real Juby Booby fan. I'll love me some Jubes. She just felt like a drama queen. Yeah, I'm gonna say it. We were all rooting for Jubes. Would Yeah. I think she's got a lot of good qualities, But I think, um, you know, what I think. She said

it perfectly. She said she thinks she's like hard to date, right, and I'm like, it was hard. I think you're a little hard to day. She wasn't fun, she just got less, not granted her entire family, I mean, and she has a top story, so like, what are you gonna do? It did feel like the line of the night, not just for Jubilee but for everybody was look, I've never done this, but like like that was sort of a way to have no accountability for anything, like, look, there's

no rule book on how to do this Arden. I think for sure the theme of all these women, no listen, they're putting the worst there. It Ben gets to Ben gets to do all the emotions and figuring out and be confused. But when the women start getting confused, they're out. They're gone, right, But that's the show. But the no accountability, it was literally like I'm going to push this full glass of water off the table. What do you mean

there's water everywhere? Yeah, it was like, yeah, push the glass and it's like, well, I've never been on this TV show before, so I didn't know what happened with gravity on the Bachelor. Maybe water wouldn't fall. I don't know. It was maybe the rules don't apply in Calabasas. It was. It was cringe. It was cringe worthy at time. I know that I've gotten to know all the women. I was really bored by our selections this year. I felt really, yeah, bored,

you know what. I look at that. I looked around, you know what I mean, and I was like, none of them to me are like wow, Like, honestly, I think the one I like the most really is Becca. I did call him Chris in a Okay, that's amazing. That was amazing. But like when I like, I get a good feeling when I look at her, I'm like, oh, she would be like I'd have a beer with her or whatever. But the rest I'm just like, she's been on the Bachelor twice. Yeah, probably because I know her

a little bit. Now, I feel like I know her. I mean, okay, so then we have let's talk about lace. Now I have to say, um late, still I'm just obsessed with There was a let me too. Lace was the most interesting one. Lace should be the new bachelorette. That would be interesting. Here was the thing. There was a lady really hating on lace. In the audience. They had a reaction shot and you didn't watch. I watched the after the rose were Lace kept her dignity and

refused to say yes. They tried to push her to going onto Bachelor in Paradise, and I was sad for her that she'd given into them, but happy for all of us that she did. Yeah. I I had a moment where I was like, Wow, Lace is like killing it right. She's handling herself Lace one less. You know, she's like a weebel wobble. You know, at any moment she's going to tip over and you just hope she stands up right. But Bachelor, when he was like Paradise, I was like, Oh, here we go. He's over. She's

tipped over. That's the thing. She really held her ground. She was sober last time. I don't know if she still is. But like he felt like like it's her is her? Excuse me? Is her? Like it's like it's her mom, her only support group. Like it's just like then you get sort of attached and you get protected, protective, And I feel protective of lady. She's a tall lady. Yeah, And I feel like she's got a lot of potential

to get it together. But b I page she's going down like the Bachelor Paradise, like she's going to have a couple of margarite. She's going I can let her maintain her sobriety, I'm bad sor in Paradise. That being said, I would like a couple. You know, for viewership, it's gonna be it's gonna make me probably watch. Well, you're gonna make me watch because we're doing it. But me being like, oh god, how is Lace gonna end up? Is gonna I have to the treaty. I think Lace.

I think Lace is going to have a love story in Paradise. Well, I I hope, so I'm Lace. I gotta say Lace might be my favorite person to come out of the season in this year. Um, I just want one chard in a Lace and and just to say Lace is really enjoying herself from the Bachelor and Paradise. Look at this. Look I gotta see. There's no way you're not going to get that. Lace can't help but deliver that. I think we're gonna lose Eddie by then.

I don't think Eddie Eddie. I don't think Eddie's going to do I don't know if we Eddie, he's even a live right now because of what we've done to him, and I I take full responsibility that. By the way, after the final, after our final podcast, we're gonna have Eddie tells all and we're gonna let bring in Eddie for final like after the Rose with Eddie pepitone, and we're gonna see psychologically, we're gonna really do some testencye

what happened. He can face his tormentors and uh, we're gonna have to take the punishment, just like Ben Higgins did last night. Okay, So then there was the Twins in Olivia fight. Now, Okay, there was a moment where she sincerely apologized at the end and that was nice, but overall, I still felt like, I don't know if she gets it, Like I think I did bring books to read. There was still obscure a responsibility. She did

understand that she offended single moms out there. I think she got that, she got that, but that's a you know, we're not I still felt like we're dealing with someone that, um, you know, unfortunately, as a woman, you have these cringe worthy moments, uh and listen to the show is supid, super cheesy and fun and I'm all in, but like you know, you're we're not dealing with it with the with you know, like these aren't some shining moments. But I did think she got a big old size of

humble pie. And whether she's going to take this life lesson into greater taxes area may probably not, but she did I thought handle herself the best. Yes, she or she handled herself very well considering and that social media bulling thing that felt super real. Agree with you, I

think that's all real and super awful. Mean, like people are so many people are mean anyway, I'll tell you, Like we get trolled all the time, like, well, if I ever win at midnight, like the few times I've won, like people are like I hate her face, she's not her voice, Like I get my face gets attacked, my

voice gets attacked and my laugh gets attacked. Yeah, that's why I've now lost the last few times I've been on it's awful, Like you, like, you work so hard in your stand up career and then you're on your on Conan and it's like the greatest thing ever. And then it goes online and the first comments are her hands are massive and you're like, okay, all right, and

I've officially retired. And here's the thing too, It's like you you hear all that ship and like I can't even imagine being like fifteen and coming up through that, you know what we mean, like getting I did feel like that was a real moment with you. I agree with you, the social media moment, but I do think she's still like I. I did enjoy the twins saying quote, we like to read books and smart things too, some of the smart things called back and or my jam being a mom. Being a mom is a jam? Is

my jam? I like that the callbacks is smart thing and jams are amazing. I gotta say, we like to read book smart things too. Okay, let's get to Amanda for a second, because she she had lost her voice, and I thought she was. She was so sweet with Ben, so sweet because she led him off the hawk of meeting her kids. Because I think there was maybe a moment where people were like, boy, he met the kids, running on your feet that I like a needy kitty. I like for kids. I like a needy kitty. Why

don't you feed your cats? Um? Okay, team sex, but they're prodding They're prodding the Chris Harris and prodding like, why are you emotional? You seem emotional? Well, I know you just made an ass out of yourself in front of a gazillion to like every single person. I was like, you're getting where are these tears from? Well, because I'm talking about how my whole family died. And then I

just embarrassed. And I just watched myself get dumped, and I watched myself maybe not be a lady like if there was cameras on me all the time, I do some shady ship. I stole four things from your apartment before we even started, and I'm gonna have to so I have them back. Okay, wait a minute, Team sex Panther, why do we not own those tank tops? I literally was like, then I just had one to said panther. I was like, I love all of this. This is amazing. Team.

You can see um. You could see that she enjoyed watching her playback of him calling her the sex panther. So we all know, Okay, we have not acknowledged the greatest moments of the season. We have not even acknowledged and this was a boring season. We have not even acknowledged they made the greatest error. So everybody online allegedly she's the new bachelorette. Kathy. I'm gonna kill myself. She's my secret crazy pick. She is not secret crazy anymore.

She's crazy. They usually announce it right, they announced it at the end, like after the rows, after the row. Because sometimes I feel like they have I'd have to call mers of the historian, but I felt like that they do have announced it. They've announced it a woman tell Hopefully they do it after the row is because um, and that's why they don't pick the number two, because they don't want you how to have just americant. I've just watched you be dumped art And that's interesting because

I thought the big reveal I forgot. Maybe I'm confusing women tell all with that. It's the same stage. It's the same stage after like you know, a gazillion seasons in a row, right, and before it was like they were going to pick the third. But you know what I mean, Now it's become kind of like perfunctory, if that's the word. I think that's the word. Uh, But now you know what you like? Smart things like smart

smart stuff, smart things. But when I saw Kayla, and this is how so program I am because I was like, well, I'm assuming she's gonna be the next bachelor at whatever I literally was. She's not dolled up enough like they do. That's why, like at one point when it wasn't like, you know, that's the way it's going to go down, we'd look for the one that was like most made up and hot, I felt, but that'll be, that'll be

in two weeks. That just take a mental image of what she looked like last night and what she looks like. Well next week, Oh but don't they have after the rose, after the three hours? Okay, so next week she will I'm telling you she will look completely dulled up. Next month, she it's gonna be so boring. She's so boring. We just have to hope her goodbye. I'd rather watch her mom.

I liked her mom. I'd rather honestly, I'd rather well, well, I just then, I just wish he had picked Kayla and then Jojo could be next bachelorette, because as much as I think Jojo kind of sold out a little, like, I wish Jojo was the next bachelorette. She's fun and interesting. I agree with you. I am not as anti Jojo as you are. I'm not fully anti Jojo, who was just like the last week or two, I'm like, I

also liked that. Okay, So just talking about her for one second, Kayla when they were talking about like and they're like, oh, there was that moment when you got out of the pool, and I was thinking, what the heck did we just do? Because they I'm like thinking, like, you mean because you guys sucked all night? I know. Oh. I literally was like, wait a minute, was that her reference to like, what do we do? We fucked all night? Like?

How do we fuck all night? One of my also favorite moments was Kayla when she was like, um, like, how many dates are they going? What? Like four? Um? She was like I don't think I've ever met anyone that could really like that could like figured me out. And I was like, you're not aerobics cube, Like I think someone who could have cracked her code, her codes like one, two, three, four, you know what I mean. Well, it's when she was like, I just missed him. I

want to know how he's doing. He's like, you never asked him. Neither of you asked each other one question. So maybe you're missed getting in the bone don't like at Sandals Jamaica, but like you miss how he's doing. I don't think I ever saw anyone ask anyone a question on this season of the Bachelor. Yeah, it was luting. Nobody's saying, wow, are you still hung up on Caitlin

because you told her you loved her? That never happened, And he's so like, um, now I feel like and you know, Grant, I'm sure he's a nice guy, it's super cute whatever, but he just it seems like now he's like the answers are so like, my god, because he said it's he said, he's so smart. He it actually feels like I could take a cue from Ben Higgins, like he's a dummy, but he's well spoken, so he

knows how to do this. Well, I'm really glad you asked that, Like you started out with a compliment, like you know that's I'm really glad you brought that up. That's a really good point. Like he enjoyed sucking you all night long in the fantasy. Yeah, and that was real. All night was real. My penis was in You don't even don't even think it was someone else's penis. It was definitely my penis. I had it in yet he

owned it. And breakfast was great. But I just thought these other two women, when I had my penis in them, it felt better. And I talked to my Jesus tattoo and it said, you know what the Lord told me, go to the other two. I mean, okay, So now we're down to the previews for next week. Wait do we miss anything? I don't think so. Then we have Leah's throwing shade. Oh Leah. Honestly, I kept writing, I kept saying that, like, oh, she's the worst, But I

honestly think Leah's the worst. I think Leah is the worst. I think she's real drag. She was a real dragon. Then and then turns the table and like makes it like Ben's faults. She's an ass. That was desperate measures from a desperate woman. When those women start asking like it's basically, why didn't you love me? Why didn't you pick me, That's when it gets That's when Jubilee to me,

Jubilee was like, um it just what's funny? I was watching back and you let them have it, just like because you know what, you started sucking pouting and you got weird. I don't know how else to say it. I'm not into Jubes, Jubes, Jubes. I feel like it is gonna is like going to be like a slow cook, you know what I mean? Like I think she's gonna she's gonna get better when she gets as she gets older, you know, No, no, I wish Jubes. Well do you think I hope Jups finds a kind man? Like I

think she said, not a bad person. But I but like the sulky stuff. Yeah, you don't want you don't want dirty. You don't want like a load of diaper. You don't want to date a load of diaper. You know what, maybe you just have like a long weekend with a load of diaper, but you don't want to date or marry the load of diaper. No, I mean load of diaper has to like come with like a bag of cash or like like you know, cash is are going right? My tips are going to be on

social media for ten grand arter Kickstarter. By the way, I just got a text from someone I don't even know who. I said, Hey, Andre, Okay, I'm I'm like for like hey Andre, Hey Andre, I just launched a small campaign for a film I'm directing. I'd love your support or help sharing with others. Hope you're doing great, and I kicked on it. I was like, I've never seen this person before. How do they get your digits and why do they think I'm andre for fifty two thousand,

I will release artist nine six nine six nine. Alright, so coming up for the um for next week. So this phone call, they didn't play up the phone call again. And the phone call I think the person crying on the floor of the bathroom was after he dumped her. I think it was after he dumped her and it was like because he was like, but you love her too, Like I'm in love with you, yes, but you love her too yes. I think that's when he was like, I'm in love with you, but I have to let

you go. I think it happened in the bathroom. I think in the bathroom, no way. I think campy it's got to be the night before because they picture the two women in dresses coming by mono rail and hot

air balloon. I think the bathroom is like you know how they do like the day they have like a sexy day, and then they have the night, but they have to end it right, they can't do the sleepover, and it gets super emotional and then like pasty and people come out with like you know, photo albums of their time together end scarves, and the grandmother calls via skype, right, so they all their cards are in. I think that's definitely Jojo, don't you think definitely? I think Jojo in

the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, with the candlestick. But I think I think the I think the jojob in the bathroom, and by that I mean he t bagged Jojo. How they end up on the bathroom floor, God knows how, but I do think. I do think that. I think he's told her he's in love with Lauren. She starts calling. He's like, let me in, Jojo, Jojo, let me in. Okay, Okay, I'll let you in. I'll buzz you in from the toilet,

and then he comes in. There's also after they've been to Neil Lane and they pick out their rings together than Neil Lane. I do think though, I do think the bathroom is Joe Joe. I think the bathrooms Jojo, and that sets it up for Jojo Kivo. Yeah, I think Jojo Hivo. And then but I think they both come in and have dramatic moments on that pre made sandals. What's the phone call? I keep forgetting about the phone call? Now they wait and see it. I bet the phone

call is even before. But the phone call is like do his mom before? His mom is horrified, bo what she's creating? Did we did? I can't remember what was said in the phone call? Was it like really? I think it was sort of like they made it seemed like hello, They made it seem like he sent somebody away, like and then he was like bringing. But it's not that I can't know. I think that the phone call is like edited in from four seasons ago and it's

just a hand holding like an old iPhone. And then he's like, Siri, how do I get myself out of this jam? The bathroom floor? Um? Yeah, I think it's uh. His mom looked at him as likest. His mom is tough stuff. She wouldn't like me. I wouldn't pass her. She'd be like, she's too much, she's a handful. She's not a good Christian girl. I think that Joe Joe, and she finds out that she's Persian, that's going to be a problem. I'm I'm wondering like, oh, yeah, I mean,

I just I can Lauren. Oh, by the way, we bought in US Weekly. Okay, we bought in US Weekly and it says I put her, I put my fiance through hell score. Yeah, it's I think he's so I gotta get it. Yeah, it's it's it's that horrible thing. Where do you wait? Do you think he tells Lauren? Do you think he tells Lauren that he's I don't think he tells Lauren that he said I love you to Jojo. But I think he says Jojo that he's in love with Lauren, and that's why Jojo gets dumped.

But then he's gonna go watch this with But then he's gotta go watch this and the thing it's another clip ardent of him saying I love you, like seventy five times to each of them. It's gonna be Lauren and poor Jojo doesn't even get to be the Bachelor, but she'll probably be in Bachelor in Paradise. Do you think do you think Jojo goes b I p She's got it right right, yeah, deaf deaf jamal a. When is when is Bachelor in Paradise? Start by the way,

but I'm so bummed out. Okay, here's my final thing to our fans out there, and by that I mean my mom. Thanks for listening, mom Um. Okay, it doesn't start till summer. So here's the question. Do we just take a break from our podcast or do we watch something else? RuPaul drag Race just started? Do you watch that show? I do not there? Do you want to do another show with me? I'd love to do another show, so you know, maybe we'll please email and suggestions of

what we could watch. We could do Game of Thrones. I'd have to get my HBO subscription back. I don't think. Let's let's see what's up. I mean, do we do an elimination thing? Do we do something like this? Or do we do like like do we just pick a random show? I think we pick a random show. We pick a rando like some new cable shell, some hot off the press ship show. All right, I'll watch something I've never done sci fi. I've never done Game of It.

I could come in the season like eleven having literally never seen it and have no idea what's happening, and do a Game of Thrones with you. It doesn't matter because it's so confusing. When does it start? I think it starts soon. All right, I'll do Game of Thrones. I've never seen it. I don't want to know any backstory. I'm gonna not catch up at all. We've just announced it. We're gonna do Game of It's just it's so confused.

I couldn't be less interesting. Also, I don't do Walking Dead, but there's already talking we're gonna do Game of Thrones. It's gonna be terrible for any real fan, and I'm gonna have to relate it to bachelor things that'll hold us over. Any may actually now be allowed in the studio with us, because I bet he watches it. Maybe it's it's so ridiculous. I don't know if I'm gonna

like yet. Listen, we'll talk about it off microphone. Okay, it's not that a. Let us not how you feel about Game of Thrones, or if you have another suggestion, or well, I'm only go off roading. Yeah, we gotta pick something super popular, though, I think, how about will you accept this bone throne? Will you accept this whole game of Bones? You? Wait? All right? So are we are we in agreement that we think it's Lauren, that

it's Jojo, I'm gonna lose my mind. I mean, I'm excited if it was Jojo because actually shows a little bit of like get up and go on his parts. No way, it's gotta make that woman happy. Be oh, I like Joe. Joe, it's a it's a family. He can't make happy. It's it's gonna dodge a bullet. Dodge a bullet. Yeah, Jojoe's body is ridiculous. She's smoking. She's a smoke house. She's a smoke house. Well, I'm so excited to watch the Game of Bones, Bones of Thrones.

You gotta get sex pancer t shirts. Oh my god, we've got to get Thank you guys so much for listening. I really hope you know what. Here's to you, Here's to you the jobs you guys do this for our first season. So season two will be Game of Throne. Season three we'll be Bachelor in Paradise. Season three will be Bachelor in Paradise. I have to watch that now,

I'll watch it. I'll watch Are you kidding me? It'll actually because our next person is Kayla, It'll be the only fucking interesting thing in the Bachelor franchise this year. You better hope there's some weird wild art and kayless season that then becomes a new Bachelor. Okay, let's talk about this real quick before friendship ship. Um, looking at those women last night, who do you who do you think is gonna be pulled for b I P Who do you want to be? They're gonna try to pull Olivia? Yeah,

do you think? Olivia says yes, yes, I think Olivia. I think Lace. They're gonna do some bland one. There'll be some bland maybe Amanda. They love a single mom? Really do they love single moms? They love a single mom? I bet they? I bet that pull that kindergarten lady who I cannot stay. Oh god, yes, it's like that's Matt McCarthy's dreamgirl. What he loved her. He missed his episode. That was his girl. I'm calling Matt right now. Oh

my god. We're going to actually get like other kinds of guests when we do Game of Thrones, people who actually know people. The thing about Game of Ones why it could be fun is because I don't even remotely take it seriously. Um, and it's so rich because it's so first of all, ther time you go, wait, who's that out of that one? And then sometimes you get attached to a character and you don't see him again

for four seasons because there's seven thousand characters. But god, I'm so excited to come in and learn all about medieval history. That's about the history of England, right, Oh my god, it's gonna be It's just it's like it's it's completely uh you know, fictionalized. I can't wait. I'm really not interested remotely in watching the show and I can't wait. And you know what, I'm gonna embrace it. I'm not gonna behave all in with it. I think

that sounds really fun. You guys just announced season two. Will you accept this rose Game of Throne style? We can we can incorporate bachelor Guess who's gonna die at the top. We can have a betting pool on who's going to die by the end of the season. I'm

telling you there's a character, very beloved character, uh Snow. Yeah, I'm blanking on his first name right now, but but everyone'll know what I'm talking about if you watch the Chevin Yeah, it's Kevin Snow, John Snow and he was supposedly killed in the last episode, and but then alert then someone was like, now he's coming back, and it's and then it's like, people go, did you read the books? And I'm like, there are a thousand pages each? I have seven jobs reads Weekly. Thank you. I feel like

like I do smart stuff. And I brought like six books. I brought six US Weeklies. I mean they were they were coloring books. But anxiety. Now I feel horrible because Olivia did have a moment where I just was like, oh god, now now I feel bad. But maybe that's the whole point, because at some point I also was like, but you were really in name. She did it herself. She sucked, man, she sucked. Alright, guys, thank you Bachelor Nation.

Hashtag Bachelor Nation. I shouldn't picked a shorter name for this podcast so we could actually have like a good hashtag. So how about this hashtag? Nobody's still listening because this is everyone thought this would be a short one, and here we're throne Roses gave hashtag weekscept my, what is the name of that throne too? That that's that big sword one? What yeah? X? What do you mean like the ex caliber? There's that thing's made out of swords.

It's like a special throne. Oh my god, they're are the fans already hate me? Are you guys? All right? We're in. We're in next week for finale, and then we're gonna bring in Eddie Peppertone for Eddie tells all love it okay with Paget Brewster next week, who's going to tell us about her experience of being on after the Rose? Oh my god, I can't wait. Thanks for listening, but oh yeah, I'm gonna get all up and you tonight feels so good. I just gotta one of the

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