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Deal Day. Guys, who doesn't love eating cheese and having some bagats on Best Deal Day at Bunkers somewhere in Wisconsin. All right, hang on to your seats because it's about to be a bumpy ride. Oh well, too bad you hit to start on the pier. Oh my god, guys, you accept this French? I heard that. By the way, isn't an amazing by the way, that there's going to be like a pop in in a few minutes. I have a celebrity poppet pop if you're a fourteen year old girl, if you would leave your chick her Yeah,

and I don't think he even knows JF. That's oh my god, you guys. Hi, everybody welcome to Will you accept this rose. My name is Arta Marine, coming to you live from Hollywood, California, the City of Angels. To my left is a man who has a really perview mustache. He is my ex husband. He is a wonderful improviser, podcaster, lover and American. You know him from throwing shade and his patriotic duties. Mr Bryan Suppy. I feel like it's been five centuries since I saw you in an I

missed you so much. Popping is here. Literally we literally just started. Now you're not get it, get in? Do you need here? This is Rebecca. Oh my god, Oh my god. I have a belt back too. I have a belt back too. Yes, do you need something? You don't need to get your picture? I have lipstick for you if you want. Here we go, everybody, here's pink. I've read, I've read you want red? Okay, thank you? You got okay. Our papa just arrived. She is freshly showered,

she is she's fresh as a daisy. I just want to say in my room I have with comedy Mike's in thetific because I know, here's what's exciting about this. I've made two friends in the last twelve months. That's not impressive. No, this is it. That's a lot. That's a lot. You've You've made two friends and now you're making a third. Um as an adult, it's hard to make friends. I they're both pistols and they're here to Brian Soffie who went through Bachelor Paradise Australia with me,

and the pistol Rookie of the Year. A woman that is my newest friend. I love her very much. She is the star of a show that I can't tell you when it's coming out, but I can tell you it's going to be fantastic. Miss Debbie Ryan instatiable. He's already can't tell you anything about it, but check it out this year. It's literally coming soon. It's weird. It's like the weirdest campaign of like we're literally not allowed to say anything. People can know it exists. Does it

have anything to do with that Bella Thorne is goat sign? Yes, I told that talk entire Bella boy is that. I don't understand that music video? So she has a singled filthy Things. She's dating this guy? Yes, so insane. But she like produces music video for a song called Goat, which, as we all know, is internet saying for greatest all time. Oh, I just learned that it started in the basketball world,

but it's anyway. So then she produced or directed a video called Goat in which she is in like drag esque makeup and also full goat prosthetic and and like it's she took out billboards. Wa she paid for them? I mean bold moves. Mean when this is what happens when you get Twilight money, You don't turn yourself into a ghost like you give the character Twilight on Twilight

Christian Swart character, which one is Bella Thorne. Thorne was in shaking up on to eachannel and she was in famous and loves basically yes, and she was in the babysitter that like, Yes, when I go, she's sort of famous. Yeah, when I'm at Hotel Gym's. She's always on the TV when I do like the elliptical, not any more? Did you see what happened today? This is not like a weekly catch out show, but it is now. I just found this like back three hours ago. We imagine, So sorry,

this was my introduction. I'm only passionate about a few things when I have so as as we are all super familiar, because I'm sure everyone's as much of a fan as me. There were two seasons of Freeforms TV show called Famous in Love, which chronicles a young girl's rise to fame and all the conflict in repulations that comes with her doing like a studio action. Okay, so is it good? I want to go. I want to know did it look good? Did my face make it look good? I mean, I'll drink it. It tastes good,

it tastes like the ghost of sugar in fairness. It's called Zva. Just don's yeah, it's not, it's it's not. It's halfway to Stevia. Okay, wait, okay, okay, okay, so they did same seasons of it. Um, I watched the finale like Riveted, just on my couch with we had to watch party. Sure, Sure, one of the actors and I go to the same acting coach and I cornered him coming in the guy's office. I made him wait and I ordered him and talked to him about the show.

He's like, I don't know if you'll have a season three. I was like, I can't wait for season three. Today it's announced it like Freeform cancels Famous and Love and Bella Thorne replies, I'm gonna be really upset if I find out this is how my show got canceled. Wow, free Form, I could have at least gotten a phone call. She's right, it's totally right. I don't know if you've ever been on TV before, but that's how it happened. I haven't. Haven't. You're about to know when they cancel

our show, and I've never been one. Like I'm Clara Clarry in America for a new flat screen TV Bachelor ever gets canceled, expect to retweet from me saying I could have got you at least gotten a phone call. Now, Okay, wait a minute, Wait a minute I need to wear

how many goat billboards are that? I only saw one when I was walking from the coffee shop, and I was like, and I literally, by the way, in fairness, I'm giving her a lot of credit because nothing's no sign has ever made me google just like what is this? And because I was like, there's absolutely no way this is a real thing, and then it was too much. Yes, yea, the sound of art in seeing there's no way to describes you description right, there's a description photo version of

how I felt when I learned about the ship Nest. Yeah, do you know the ship? I know about the ship Nest. Do we have official confirmation? I mean yeah, I've said it every week, so that makes it official? I can't do you know about the show? Do you know what's worse than he doesn't know? You have to go you have to go shitness first. Okay, okay, but for context, this is the same man that is outwardly a flat earther.

He's a flat earth he okay, sex Lincoln Lincoln wait link okay, okay, from the show, yeah, show Lincoln from the show whose batshit crazy art is standing up right? He's a flat Earth. He has a he is a he hasked him, he's a registered section. Are you kidding? That just serves sex? He still grow a woman on it. By the way, he might show he might win. He's still in he might win, don't Okay, he might win.

He works for Oracle, or worked at some point was employed by Oracle, which is like this, my fancy brother has like this. It's like a data storage company. Can't be a dumb dumb and work at Oracle. So he came on the live show at the end when Beck it was announced as the Bachelor, and they're like, meet your suitors, and then how he came that has no moisture in it, but it's good. So that was my

lipstick to mine popping. So they so, so he was one of the five guys and and somebody recognized him like, oh, I work with him at Oracle. That's the guy that goes in the public restroom, builds a nest of toilet paper on the floor, shots the nest picks up. He why I know, well, why did he? Why did he registered sex offender on The Bachelor? I don't know that. I don't why you can see and suffering the legal consequence that's exactly. By the way, Anna and Katie hellove

before we get going. On this week's episode, Brian and Anna and I went through sixteen episodes of Bachelor in Paradise, Australia together and Young Debbie. I cannot wait for you to see Bachelor in Paradise. It is truly it's going to help get you over famous in love. So good. But the Lord given and taken, the Lord given, the taken away. Brian agreed on our on our bonus episodes, we watch sixteen episodes of Bachelor in Paris, Australia. It

was with Anna. It's in Fiji. Yes, Australia's wife. That's right, That's exactly right. Okay, So I am a present for you. It took literally like four weeks to get it from England, from England made okay, okay, wait, you have to open most two sides. I am Asha. He was the host of Aster par Australia. Such a Goldie boy because it's

a huge thing. By the way, every Australian I mean, now I go, what is your impression of the Gold Coast because they always say like, oh, they're stare from the Gold Coast, from the Gold Coast, which in Australia is like the Jersey shore. Yeah yeah, okay, before gold Boy, this is incredible gold Boy. Also I am I love I love them, whereas I am on a toe bad.

And then the person's name okay, very minute, okay, is that the one that you were saying is like the corpse of a person and comes in like and he's a little bit yes, yes, medicines not always to trade. Yeah, yeah, he's mentally he's got mentally unstable. We have for RuSHA. Are you good with accents? Because we are terrible. We're all going to try to do an Australian accent. It's going to be bad. Do we get a line after and it's going to give it to us? Okay, we

have to listen. This is my friend Rebecca. She's here, guys, you can't see her. Are you having fun so far? It is, isn't it? It's fun. I'm sorry I came in and broke the terrible news about famous and love. Oh my god, and go girl do this? Yeah, I mean that's good news. Oh my god. Also, she released a song called Bitch, I'm Bella Thorne and She in

which she literally proceeds it in the Vogue documentary. I just think, you know, with music, if I can make one person feel like that's me, I'm not alone, And then it cuts to her recording I'm Bala thin, I don't need no idea because bitch, I'm which it's so relatable. Who here is not who among us? I feel like I just heard that. It was like I felt like a party of one my whole life. And then I was like, you know what, witch, I'm Bala. Does she think it's funny? Like I'm genuine? Last? Is it? Is

it like a joke? I think that she I think I don't think she's dead serious about anything, but I think that she's way more serious than she ought to be. Like I think she's like Jordan's model, Jordan's levels serious. She also eated a jewel bait pen that, in like handwriting, says bitch, I'm bella thorn, which I wanted to know. We got no not okay, I got to look crazy while you're doing Yes you can, they're upstairs. You're upstairs not doing it anyway. I already made everyone wait for

forty minutes. There's a lot of stuff. She'll bring you something, a little sampling, whatever you think is something bring a poop poop platter of sparkles, sparkle water. Oh my god, um, Debbie, how have you been. How have you been enjoying the Bachelorette. It's been nice, It's been really nice. I was in Eastern Europe last week and it was very was I where were you? You don't want to say, I don't

say in Budapest? Okay. Glad to be back, yea, glad to be oh man, and and having to wait really starve me out, and it made me really appreciate it made everything that has happened the lastwo weeks. I'm curious if you enjoyed what your comparison is with this and The Bachelor? Which do you think? Which are you more? Because I like the Bachelor too, and that's what I've

been hearing all throughout my Bachelor. Everyone was like, you'll love the Bachelorette because the guys create romances and everything. I think there's a lot of he's not here for the right reasons. Yeah, they do that, Yeah, they do. Like the Debbie's first season ever, she's our rookie of the Year. So I feel like, um, I like that the boys, you know, the girls create friendships, like how becka Ky does anything, which is like to the wall

and very presentationally. Yeah, they're like, oh my god, like let's get going about this crazy thing. Yeah, and like the guys are just like, oh yeah, we're all like kicking it in the same vicinity and like we're cool and less we're David. Yeah, okay, should we get started or should Okay, we are all so bad with the accents. Just get ready, you're ready. Nothing says summer romance like a cool drink by the pool at a stunning tropical resolt, Sami Ramant, like a cook some I drunk by the

pool that resort. Let's hear a warmer glo. What's a cross cooked summer drinking shark. You just have to dive in. You just can't think about it. You just have to go with your try. A woman in my life reading to this, Oh yeah, it's fun toone Dexter. Nothing says summer romance like a cool drink by the pool at a stunning tropical resort, Debbie. Nothing says summer romance like a cool drink by the pool and a a tropical resort.

Was so okay, okay, wait that was like legit. Yeah, for a while I was gonna be the one we were going to send a representative. I need to hear you do it. I don't know if you like minds that great way better than too hard. I need to hear Brian. Okay, well let me play again. Way you watch this? I like to your mouth only moves up and down. My nights are closed my office. It makes me wait here, Well, eate is somebody to share? Nothing says summer romance like a cool drink by the pool

at a stunning tropical resort. Here. Nothing says some are brown Manx like a cool drink at the tropical soul the best I could do. Nothing since said rom like. Nothing say semmer romance like a cool troubical drink by tropical semi honestly, we we would fit in seamlessly there. No, you're a debit. You're now the new delegate going to Australia. That sounds very convincing. You are for the embassador al right? Without you here? That's great Week number one. Here we are.

We're in Vegas, in cities, the Aria Resort and casino. Is that a good resort? Yeah? Is it? I just say though, there is nothing more disgusting to me than guys getting excited to go to Vegas. I hate it in movies, I hate it in real life. Chris was like, this is my city, this is my Like that's a red flag. Yeah, that's pretty congruent with Chris's overall vibe. Okay, overall this week, who was more annoying you, David or Chris? Which one is? David? Again to David being a Chris

Chriss highlighted in all of his douche baggery. He's so Chris was the worst. I thought his ankle, his ankles and his little he seems like the guy that would like get violent, Like he actually scared me. I like texted my friend that I was like, he seems like he would like literally like lose his temper and hit. Yeah. He's kind of like as the second sentence, like he's the guy that he's out and he's like, hey, I

just think you look cool. Listen, I've of us were well drink alone and might as well drink together, and you're like, oh, sorry, I have a boyfriend. He'd be like, well, fuck you, bitch. That guy. He would like the mailman would come over and get your mail and he'd be like, I don't want you talking to him. He would be so creepy. Yeah, exactly, Yeah he saw, I saw what you did. He's awful. He he looks like a guy I did a play with, and it's like who is

very particular about certain things in his life. And it's just like it's like God, and he claims to be like twenty seven or so, right in what worlds? Okay? I don't think he blinks a lot, oh just real off off pudding. Yes, yeah, really uncomfortable. I do appreciate it his for head crinkles, because I think a lot of those guys do get the full boat talking, which also looks great. But I think that he didn't, so that's the only proper get. Do you think when Newton

had any work done robbed? You're like, you need to check their inventory escaped wax figure right right right right as your question, Yes, ma'am, I think that. I'm sure the area is a great resort, but like gotta be triggering, don't call it, don't stay at the aria. Yeah, my god, my friend Rebecca has never seen it this. Our Bachelor got engaged and dune by a guy named Ari on TV, Like one week before she stayed at the Aria. So my my boyfriend actually brought that up and I was like, yo, whoa,

whoa God, who are you rooting for? Who do you guys want to win? I like Garrett a loss. Now do you know that he you know that he's a Trumpster and that he not Garrett? I like Wills I went to college with. Well, okay, and what's your impression. He's fine, very nice. Okay. Yeah, you continue, you like you're holding about it because you seem to describe him as just like a guy. Yeah, he was just Chilli's normal.

He worked at the coffee house with me um. A lot of my friends I keep texting them images of him on and they're being like, is that that? Is that what? I also sort of like Jason, like that it's unusually he's very ralph mancho Okay, but like we can all agree that he's like a vampire, yes, a big exotic about because he's l Vanian. The Paradise cast

was a Nelson. He wasn't part of anything. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right right, Okay, it's good, by the way, it's good, it's good, Christal, it's so good. We've got Jordan's We've got Chicken, We've got Crystal, We've got Kenny, Chelsea, single mom. We've got single mom Chelsea. We've got Kendall, got tacked. Yes, We've got and what's her name? Crazy Kristen, Crystal will fall in love, Oh my god, miss couch and curling iron burn on David's

eye like below his lie. He fell out, He fell out of the bed. Did you miss that episode? He fell out of a bunk bed and seriously messed his ship out. That Jordan might have like kicked him out, like Jordan might have like prayed baby Jesus, and Jesus might have thrown him at the top. Jordan literally said, I talked to God every day, and bad things happened to people that come again, stay when things when they

get Eddie eighty six, That's how he phrased him. I'm sorry to think also that David might be a violent sleeper because he's so like just neurotic and annoying in person. Probably he wakes up mid screaming night harrors like Kyle helped me too, Kyle Donagan has fallen out of two bunk beds. Who's done this and Katie, Kyle and I all have night terrors, so you have to do you have night terrors? We could I wake up like this

every day every two me too. Have you been listening to Matthew McConaughey, you know that guy that podcast I listened to, like the the yes, the idea, yes, okay, okay, So here we go. So then a day come there at the Aria. I love when they go to a new place. At least it wasn't like the highat where they have to run around and jump like, oh my god, road high. But the guys I did love, like Leo, like with his hair flowing and like high fiving through

the halls of the Aria, like Vegas Baby. And I wonder how many Vegas babies they had to because they chose one Vegas Baby. And I wonder how many times that gaggle of straight men shouted it before they selected the one sound by so many? I thought it was interesting they only really had one day in actual Vegas yeast time. They're like, we're driving four because my roommate is from Vegas and kepting like that's in Utah. They definitely crossed the border. What are they doing here? That's

so far like the camels. Yeah, the camels was in Utah where they left David. Yes, value of the Fire State Park. That's Nevada, that's outside of Vegas. Yeah, but the camels was in Utah, said, that's in talk. Can we also does give a shout out hot for annoying. Let's take a gamble on love, Let's rule the due. She's lady luck like, I'm gonna kill myself. This is where risks are taken. I can't. It makes me want to kill myself. I can't all the puns. I can't

roll the dice on love. Actually just sounds like more ominous than like its hopeful. It's not like, well, here's a shot. It's like snake places any place to gamble everything and looks at all. Yeah. Yeah, So then we have Colton gets pilled. He's going they're going on camels. They never said a lot about the Virgin River, so we have this hot virgin. They're like, but he hasn't told her yet that he but he hasn't told us

yet except from the previews. Yeah, so we don't officially know, right, but we do know because but yeah, he's a virgin. I remember that he was a virgin, but I didn't know if we inferred that based off of hearing a voice or seeing it come out of his mouth. And he said it in the very first episode. At the very end for like this season, he got nervous. He confessed to the camera. At some point he made the

error of staying on camera I'm a virgin. I thought that he was like, I'm nervous to confess it to her. But I thought that that was going to I thought that was teasing the Tia of it all. I didn't know, Okay, Colton virgin there in the Virgin River. They're in the Virgin River. And I also found out I heard from a source that apparently Tia slid into Colton's dams. He didn't slide into hers. She slid in him. She likes

likes him, and they dated before the whole thing. Yes, but only briefly because literally she because then he was like, oh wait, you're not the bachelorette. Put a pin on this. I'm gonna go try to win, and if not, I'll see you in Mexica. I don't even want to be there. For like the shame spiral he has when he loses his Virgin Day. He's going to be so mean to wherever he loses. I just have a feeling he's going to be like I don't know if I was running or not. I don't know about him at like is

there's some sort of Christian purity thing with him. It's just I don't want to be there for it. CTE undiagnosed with a football player. It's the thing that they get think he has. I don't know if he played enough. Every football player he played enough he had. He does make questionable fashion choices. He had on a silken shirt with black polka dots and a Nehru caller at the at the Roast ceremony, which is not which wants the other Colton. He's young and good looking in through the

picture frame in them that he's a hot head. He's a hot head. And he wears he wears his shirt unbuttoned to his like like pubes everywhere. Yeah, if he had any pubs, laughty, I'm sure he's like hairless like And there was one moment where he was like, okay, but please, when Chris was going crazy. It was like, I just want time with her. Everyone else's time with her.

And he's like, okay, put yourself in our shoes, and he's like, you try to put yourself in my shoes and it guts back to Connor and he's like, right, we have I'll put yourself year And every time they cut to him, his shirt was on button one more down. I started regressing, like climbing. He was like j Lo in that green dress the ReLU That was his final feel like that argument. They were like, no, you put yourself in my shoes. Now you put yourself in my

shoes shoes. So then so then they go on a date and he's like, I also have been hurt past relationships. I try, you know. So they were running the camels. They kept trying to hold hands and then he was like pounding because he had a slow camels like my camels. It was the most awkward date ever, like like they just like couldn't even talk. And now I've ridden a camel. It is weird. It's very awkward, but like you could have had a conversation. And he's like he's got like

that smile. Like I used to love him and I still would suck him, but like the smile is like annoying. I think, yeah, he is permost smiling, like maybe because Be's on that camel. Yeah, he him. He was like mad that they couldn't hold hands. He had like a thing about like camel her hand. I think that they were literally looking for anything to say about that camel date because neither of them had any connection to it.

They didn't care. They couldn't talk, they couldn't interact. I've also written a camel it's it's a thing that you do and then you talk because you don't Yeah, yeah, you gotta walk and talk. So then they go and they Meanwhile, back at the ranch, you've got Jordan's and uh, the chicken and Jordan's and the chicken was so fucking annoying. It's like, how do you feel about getting the last rose? And I felt like Jordan was good. He's like I probably felt a few seconds later, how you felt when

you got the second to last rows. Like I'm just you know, he is so fucking annoying. Both of them were just so combative and they're pushing each other's buttons and like the order of the roses like it's purely done for entertainment, suspense, Like it's clearly done for whoever they're going to like highlight the tension of that week, like it literally is nothing too but the fact that they were like each looking for response and then he got to her defensive. The fact that David makes Jordan's

look good at all. Yeah, Like if you're a horrible person, yeah you're a garbage if you're able to make Jordan's seemed like sympathetic and even likable because yeah, true, yeah, because he's I fell for him, but I love himself too, right, So then they go they're on their camels all of a sudden, Oh, what are these hot tubs doing here in the middle of Utah? That's what I want after like sitting in the sun in the desert for hours. Can you imagine anything better than a hot tub in

the middle of the desert? Is like a cold pool exactly in the shade, and yeah, anything else. Also, also it's I know that it's meant to be romantic, right, this whole like oasis in the middle of nowhere thing this, but like all of that is creepy when there's one tent in the middle of an entire desert basin and there's one hot tub and one bottle of champagne, Like that's dexter stuff, just like that's weird, it's uncomfortable. That is dexter stuff. There's like, why is there one hot tub?

All I was gonna say was that someone told me to a real estate agent who sells like fifty million dollar homes, told me that a lot of billionaires, when they built homes, build a hospital in their home so that if they've left up surgery or a doctor whatever, goes straight to their home. I don't know why I'm telling you this. It's very dexter. A lot of these

times have hospitals. And that is that. Wait a minute, A friend of mine when bowling in Will Smith's basement where he apparently has a full bowling alley, but that's there has to be at least one o R And I heard that Will Smith has like a man that travels behind me and Jada that's got a full bag. He's like, they're like that has basically like if the ship hits the fan and the apocalypse happened, like he

has like the bail back. Yeah, like the like it's basically like the equivalent of like a jet pack guns. Like like literally he's got live alternate identities. Yeah, and hear and see he's got like Matt whatever bod Jason Bourne was like behind him staying at the hotel. I was staying at it in Budapest. I should have told him the world was ending and yeah, can I borrow

a band aid? I know you have, honestly say so, you were staying at a bougie hotel day and he and his whole family did a dance on the front lawn in front of you. Not I wasn't. I was out that day. No, I didn't see it. Yeah, they did a dance on the last no questions, this whole thing. It was so this is this is what is it? Why we're here? Just like I don't know. He's so frustrating because it's just like shut up. But it's also like you're a good person. Yeah you know what I

mean to question, I mean all of that. Do you have an R in your house? I That's the way I would to Rich Are you are you like rich? Or you like I have a full staff of surgeons in my home? I get you the head deeds like yeah for sure, basically I mean dentists. Yeah, way Newton at that. Okay, wait here we go here we got Wayne never had got back down in security because after this episode aired, he's had been Burglaris twice at his

last vegas. I was serious since it aired. Yes, okay for Wayne Newton, Okay, wait a minute, Okay, I have a way. So then they go for dinner. Colton goes, you know what, I've been in loving and he said this like fifteen times, I've been in love once once we were not on the same page. I said I'll love you really quickly. She didn't say it back. I don't feel like I take love means so much to me. I just he just he kept saying, it's like we

get I have a note about this. Oh My gotch is that it was less about love and more about the fact that he said I love you and she didn't. And then he was like, well here, I'm never doing that again. She broke up with him, like he actually it literally wasn't like I put myself out there and like we were building this thing and I guess that I you know, it was farther along than her. The connection was different. It literally was, like I said, she did say it back, so obviously I'm never going to

do that. Yes, that's exactly so weird. He was very just bratty about it, like it was very like seventeen year old boy that is very wise. And also his teeth are so white, he's white stripping with Jordans. We can't judge Jordan for his routine. At least Jordan talks about it and Jordan we under I have compassion for Jordan now that I know we're like. Yes, is the ex Ali Raceman, the Olympian. Alie Raisman was the one that he said, I love you too. That never saw

Ali Raisman is a daddy. Wow, Ali did the remembers. It was like a big deal old medal, no gold medal. Oh my god, Rebecca, have you had a good time to much? Will you watch the Bachelorrette? Yeah, you're a part of the team. It's getting good. Now you're part of the team. I love you. It was so great to meet you. Okay, So here we are. Okay. So then Colton kissed her and the tongue the kissing. Bumm me up, Katie, how did you feel like the kissing? You want him so badly you need to teach him

at the cast. Yeah, I mean she grabbed him and she likes to grab and kiss, which I respect. She does like she grabs and kisses and he was like, yeah, he was like a weird little like lizard tongue. He was like trying to confident. He was trying to like, was he like they just like the rhythms were off, which could happen. Yeah, sure, sure, I've had kiss times. It can be weird, but yeah, I don't know. I feel like he's just like sorry, he thinks he's like so hot, but he's like not gonna ship. Yeah, I

think yeah, it's I think they like permosemile thing. I can't tell if he's just like super insecure and being like or if he just doesn't think about anything does because he like they're they're soft grinding in the hot tub, which is quite heated. She wants she wants to fantasy sweet him so bad. Oh my god. She's like, I think we're on the same page. He didn't even have to say anything. No there they literally talked about nothing. They talked about nothing and they were like, oh my god,

we get along so well. Yeah, and it's just like the best date ever. I was like, you said two words, asked him one question. She just wants about him, and she says she she asked him one question, and then she asked the question and then shut him up before he answered and started kissing him, and she goes, I feel like we're kind of on the same page. Also, he brought up Tia again again, leave it, shut up, leave it, no bad leave it. He likes Tia, he needs or he just loves that. He just started drama.

And that's why I'm glad that whole thing with remember that I fucked your friend like he like says he doesn't like drama, knows that she hates drama. And then it's just like just glad that we have that behind it. Leave it. We wouldn't remember that you were the tea guy. Do you guys think her guy is here? This is what I will say. I think this is the most attractive group of Bachelor contestants I've ever seen the Bachelor, Like, I think they're also good looking. But I almost think

she's still I don't know what it is. I almost think that I don't feel like she wants to find the wine. Yeah, she's newly, I mean she's literally just been Yeah, there's something about I feel like it's more coming from her than the guy. She has some damage that's brand new. That isn't really like putting up well, she's like and anything that's very like simple and doesn't actually go into the layers of everything. She's like, yes, I like this, Yeah, I like the Garrett and I

just smile at each other the whole time. I like the dynamic of that because it's non threatening versus like anyone, like anyone that she has actual conversation. She's She's like, I don't know, I don't like that, and it makes me how can I trust you? Yeah, she's your right. It's funny because she's so together, but you do see once in a while, but you do see like that new damage, like once like the guy said I love

you just kidding. Yeah, there's definitely cracks. You can see that she's easily triggered by certain words or behaviors or just a guy being like She'll be like, wait what, Yeah, you were dumped on National TV after you were proposed to on National TV. Yeah, the same again like fourteen days ago. So then she's so good. She's also wearing only rings on her engagement finger, but hugely sparkling once. She has big diamonds, huge ones. I didn't notice, said

I was part of me. Was like, is this grandmother's ring? Like, what is yours? Neil Lane? Oh my god, oh my god, can we hear it once? I'm Neil Lane. Oh my god. So good. That's so good. So then so then they go that is pretty good. So then they have he associates pain with love. There's something. So then there's a two on one. We find out Jordan and David are having the two on one and cold and keeps going and at least that I love you once it makes

it easier. I mean, it's just like, so then they go, she's there kissing on the bus and then she's like, I'm falling in love. I'm falling in love. They're on this big bus and they're like the kiss her like it's just like, so, I'm so glad that there was a twelve foot neon sign instructing her to do so God like they that was so unnecessary. And they're on a bus in Vegas on a bus. But I'll tell you number one, Vegas number two, being on a bus in Vegas. Number three. Someone saying about me, we get

along really well off so sexy, are you crazy? I agree with you? I have along well with like, you know, the person who works. I got a lot of people. I get along with people, but I don't want to funk the guy that works at the diner. Sorry mom, Hi mom, Okay. Also, we like we get along really well. In that context is literally just them saying to each other we get along with their entire conversation completely. It's

like we we we don't we won't show it. We just will say yeah, hey this is working, right, Yeah, yeah, this is working. Talctor is so good? Do you get along with the Well, we both say it a lot. Yea. We both agree that we get along. There was also a moment sorry that she was like, I'm really comfortable with these guys. It's like they're like my best friends.

And I was like, did you just friend zone? If everything you call people who you're best friends that you spent a collective of forty three alone minutes with, you know what, I feel like? Yeah, you don't think she has friends? No, no, no, I was thinking about the girls, like the girls in the house. It when they bring in like, oh my best friends are my girls. It's like you fuck the same guy, like you all fucked the thing you all did. Already told you I loved you to four of you too. He did it to

four of them. Yeah, but I think some of them were playing him too. I think some of them were. The guys are like shocked. Oh, these some of these guys are already shocked that, Like, what do you mean we didn't have the connection that. Yeah, that's what I mean. These guys, more than any other season that I've seen, at least, seemed like they're really in love with her. Yeah,

although Joe Caitlin season, they were that's the word. They were like they were hat like between between Nick and Sean and then Jared and like they were crave Cupcake and ben Z and Ben Higgins. They like loved her. That was a good season. If you ever get if you ever like break your leg and you have like time to kill that last summer start with Bachlor Australia and then go to Caitlin seas that it was the

best Bachelor. She was the big horn dog and like all the guys were, and that they had to pick. They had to pick the guys. In the beginning, they got like the first night out of the limo, they're like, here's two women to pick from, which one do you want to fight for? And then they had to like put in a box like the Survivor start, who's going to be the Batchelorette? Which one do you go to? Wait for? What? That's crazy? It was great, It's amazing. Okay.

So then they're on the Boss of the Debbie as we cut away to Jordan's, Jordan's and David start talking about each other. It cuts to David and he says, and I don't know, I just want to hear are your thoughts on this? He says, Becca is an intellectual and Jordan is an idiot. Now I think Becca is smart. Would you have thought of her as an intellectual? No? No, no, I feel like she's just like he actually doesn't know her at all and doesn't even know, like care to

know of her. He just cares to be the one that's better than Jordan's. So every time they talk about something, you just like, he's like wow. Jordan says, he's settling like he's an intellectual. So that's why it's never gonna work out. He was scrambling, he was scambling, He's insane. He's crazier than would like Freud do the Bachelor. Yeah yeah, yeah, yes, yes, what an intellectual? Yes, I'm smart girl, who do you

the most enough? You know what? There was that that was, There was that lady on this season that left, that was on this last season, Charlotte, she left, she went back. She was worried the PhD yes. Remember, he was like, I'm worried that if I fall already goes. I'm worried if I fall for you. You are like she was becoming a doctor. He's like, I would hate for you to have to give up your career for me, and she's like, no, no, I would have my career and

also be in love with you. Like what I would hate if you quit your career to be my professional wife. And she's like, right, to be clear, I never said that who? And then c n Cenne was smart. He was too smart as those girls would like really good degrees from really good schools. And he came to Yale. Also. I saw walking down the street on Vine the other day in the car, and my boyfriend was like, don't yell at her, and I was like, yeah, I saw Chad,

God divine, it's fine, it's your dreams. So that someone there is like gifting drinks, that's because it's right where Tender Greens is we're all getting air silent. I love tender Greens. Okay, so that tender Greens if you want to be a sponsor, hey, okay, So then we have something about banana hammock. Oh, so they get this thing. They're like, got ready for Vegas style, You're going to Vegas?

And then someone's like, oh, is it chipping nails? And then Garrett goes, do I have to wear a banana hammock? I wanted to die? So you didn't know that he sucks because he's very charming, for charming for her, just dazzled by her. He's so charming, but he's charming. But but he thinks the parklandids are like act crisis actors. Also, I'm so deeply Shooken harrowed by his wedding video from his first Yes, let's talk about that. Let's talk about that.

Wonderful Soul tweeted us his original wedding video. Thank you, shout out to you. The amount of time I spend deep diving on the content that these girls putting the threat is awakening? Is it a fun fred to be on? Man? I never responded, so it doesn't seem like I engage, but I won't even know that I'm offending so much time showing several people souse, you and I are on two threads together. This is the fun thread. It's a wild threat. This is a good threat. By the way,

Joe Joe's new fashion line, it's really good. I think that it looks good. But who's modeling it? Is that her mother? Yeah, my mother, her mother, her mother's my mom, January and a little aunt. She's so persiant. Her face has had so much work that I was like, oh, that's my aunt. Every I know you, Joe, Joe is a prancess. You must treat her like a quen. It was amazing icon remember the husband to take a bottle

of icon. She was an icon, as was Brian's mother, like, oh you cut your hair off the Joe and like a master accent to her. I'm a they all sound vaguely racist when I do it. Here we go when Newton, when Newton his house, there's he's got planes, he's got rules races. So his house has been rubbed twice since Monday.

That's what I heard. What is today's Tuesday? I know I read am Maybe it was until since it was like previewed, so maybe in the last week, but it literally says two times and now he has to bring in cert bring in security and everything and all. So there's a big stink because I was like looking him up. I was looking up all the buzz things, and a lot of it is about his two burgularies, him having to redo all the security of his house, and uh

America not not wondering, wondering what's going on with his face. Okay, oh he okay, I have one thing to say. So, when I was twenty one years old, Steve Heightener and I went with Fred Savage to see Wayne Newton, and I am such a lightweight with alcohol, as you know, I can only have a thumble of wine and I'm like ship face. I had like three long Island iced teas. I we got to go backstage. So here's the thing. When I get drunk, I I'm not I seem drunk

more like normal when I'm out and about. When I'm actually drunk, I just get quiet because I think, oh id I'm drunk. Oh my god, I'm just drunk. Because I'm like getting really embarrassed, like I'm so drunk, so that I just basically like like basically crawled into the table and take a nap like I will, I will, but I so I have like a burst. And we met him and I went to go shake his hand backstage and my purse collapsed all over the floor and I had like a steel a lip gloss that looks

like herpies. It looks like because it was like a silver tube. And Steve Heidener and Fred Savage kept calling it my salve myself, my herpies South so look like. I was like, no, it's lip class and we knew and I'm just like scrambling trying together. I was like, it's not at all herpes. That's how I met way Now, I would say, embarrassing yourself in front of Wayne Newton is extra embarrassing. Mr Vegas. His show was amazing. He doesn't read music. He taught himself to play. He plays

like he played like twelve instruments in the show. He's super charismatic. We went kind of as a joke and end up like he was wonderful, figured it out. He figured it out. On that note, my roommate who's from Vegas, just keep bringing him up. He said that everyone knows her. Wayne Newton lives like it's like a huge compound that it's like right next to a high school. Soone's like, oh, that's Wayne Newton's place. Ye, Like, it's not like it's just some high school kids kick Now we don't know

what's there. There's been like cameras and be like I want that figure. Yeah, they're going to go steal the plane. Give me that plane. I need that plane. So then Wayne Newton so then his wife. He serenades his wife Kathleen, and he said, see it takes a totally different life, but really was the exact same with a kiss in the middle of it. I mean, that's the thing. The song was the exact same with a kids after that Capitol record state, which America had just suffered through watch

that Don't do This again. I get with everyone on a worse scale. I mean, my favorite part of everyone's singing, I'm jumping go ahead. My favorite part of everyone's singing was when Chris that's the one we hate, right, Chris got up and before the song he goes, uh and right after this bartender, I'm gonna need a tequila double water. And I was like, well, that's a lame astering double water. I'm gonna need. Hey, I'm gonna need some real week after that? Did you mean say the other white one

sprit with ice? With ice, give me some in a cup. I need a zima and a straw You don't have two fingers of a smearkof ice and a big burger. So w feel it tomorrow. I have a I need a thumbole of Boone's farm one, a sumble of strawberry hill. I need a whiff of ice apropos. So then they go and David, okay, so back at me and my back at the hotel is vocal fry City. David and Jordan are like, oh my god. And even Colton was like, dude,

you're like two rams. If you just do this tomorrow, you're both gonna like if you don't stop doing this, you're gonna get knocked off the mountain. And then so we go back and and he keep me like, are you gonna wear your underpants? Are you gonna be like you you double under pantsy golden under parents, Like David, I just can't. So then Chris he has his ankles. You're writing the limos. I got to the black limo like a church choir was the place we met. I'm

going to kill myself honestly. Oh. There was also a moment where while Chris was singing, he said, I recall when Ari dropped the ball something else. I'm going to take his place, which is like take his place dropping the ball. Yeah, because I'm going to drop the ball like my lyrics and better than any one. And he's like, so you got hurt my turn now, Like it was so clums So did you see him try and go up to Becca and waiting to get up and be like get away and then he's like that and then

went the other direction. It was it was like a click track, like it sounds like they weren't. We didn't actually see anybody playing. We just saw like arms moving. It was like Donka Marcy ball co. So Lincoln being like, what could dunc shouldn't possibly mean? It was like, oh, my god, read a book. I'm sure it means something romantic like my love. Everyone knows means I mean Germans, I thank you. I literally have the only language I

speak other than a German. I lea. I think it's like a pretty common phrase that people even like, Yeah, even that's one of the ones everyone knows. Yeah yeah, okay, I thought like everyone knows thank you in other languages. Yeah, it's kind of like a it's like hello and thank you tho. Yeah, I thought everyone knew it. Then Lincoln lived in England for a while. Fool, Just get out of your own head, like you're shitness up bilingual dictionary. Guys, get off Reddit. At least Chris knows. We by god,

oh my god, that I really enjoyed. John was adorable. I'm sorry that John. By the way, I think he listen, this doesn't mean everything. He's got the money, He's the one with the money. Yeah, he's a guy. And I looked him up to see what his deal was. And Chris Harrison has a quoting like he's probably one of the most successful people we had. Not that that was adorable singing too, and he was like a good sport. I'm happy to be I liked him. I hope he

goes to Paradise. The whole thing with Becca is that she wants someone who can be like a traditional masculine art Yeah, she wants to be led. She wants to be taken care of. She wants to be able to go to church with her girlfriends and have a mosa brunch like we know this. We've heard her talk about it, so like Mary the Silicon Valley guy. Yeah, yeah, if we're doing f Mary kill like yeah, yeah, you know what you want. She but she loves these like jock

meathead guy dollar signed dollars. Yeah, who can chop wood white football? Right? Jason, who she like genuinely seems like yeah, and he doesn't fall into that. Yeah that Jason's cool. He's just like I was shocked by John at the

Lumberjack Challenge. I was like, oh my god, they just made this guy do football, and he's like he's an intellectual, he's a thinker, like he's gotten original thought, which I don't know if I could say for then you know, yeah, Colton, even Garrett, Yeah, but like he nailed it at the Lumberjack Hound was like I read it for and he seemed like he had so much fun. He's like, would I would have kept him around to the very end?

I liked should have liked him to Yeah, I liked him too, and she would have had a real nice life with him. I think he's kind of like a Becca like. I think he's not as interesting and easy and glossy. I think he's just like steady yeah, and so was she. She likes the big dumb jocks. She likes a big dumb based off Rust double Dollar sign and Colton with a sense sign. So good. Yeah, oh yeah, okay, so we have we have Texedo, John Que adorable, Chris, get him a go and I'm really getting him going.

You make me smile, so boring. So then okay, So then Jordan's um, okay, Blake, now we're now we're at Blake is frustrated. Oh so they go to the they go to the group date dinner and he's like, this was sweet. He Blake pulls her aside and he goes, I was frustrated last week that that guy took something away from you by being the first person to say I love you because I am falling in love with you. I'm falling in love. And she's like, I'm falling in

love with Blake and I've known from the beginning. I knew it the entire time. I loved it before she said that into camera, though, she responded to him in what was possibly the most are like back a moment. I love I like hearing that, Yeah, they're not supposed to say it back. So I think maybe she was like trying not to, but you're right. It was like kind of I thought that too, Like Blake okay, like like but from John Blake was doing a thing where he was like everyone else was like, hey, so how

are you what are you passionate about? And he was like, so when we get married, what are our kids? He already like grandfather, which is super smart, but a little stage five clinger when he got so freaked out when who's the guy that broke his wrist and had to leave? And he was he got he got so upset when Clay got the Rose of the day and when she greeted Clay after he came back from the hospital. Like, I don't know if he's not going to implode during the course of the season. I think Blake he's a

hardcore struggle. If he gets dumped, yeah, it's hard. Yeah, he's falling hard and uh probably collaging their faces on like wedding photos. Yeah. Another text that's like, did you break up with him yet? He's going to lose his mind. Yeah that's how he got you know he has right, Oh that's right, He's going to have a pseunami of poon if he's not chosen at the story. He has so cute and he's going to fall with all of them.

Why if he because James Taylor the big what if he gets like what if he turns from sweet James Taylor though he seems so sweet, like he's had some success with girls already because he is so cute. Where James, you could tell like there is a former contestant named James Taylor. He was a singer songwriter. He was a singer songwriter named James Taylor, and he was very sweet on the show. He was very sure. He was like door, he was adorable. He wasn't like built like the other dude.

He was like he was so sweet and he was so sweet, and he basically was like to Joe Joe. He was like, I know, I'm not that guy and I'm not that James. That Jack Taylor also I love I would love that that he would hate the comparison and that he but after it he then you know how why does everybody what you hear saying? Who who?

But he I think too many ladies aft like he had like he went from getting nobody to like getting too many and I think it did bad things like I'm turning Sorry, sorry, Okay, okay, Anna, what are we How long is it going to take us to get to the hy period? I will make it? Okay okay. So after I like hearing that Becca to Colton smirking and then yeah, straight into camera being like I'm falling in love with him, which is not surprising, and I love that, and she went like a bet surround like

love it great. They talked on a bunk, but he was the only one who brought her into like the boys rooms. I've never seen anyone in any season ever in that room. See, he knows what he's doing. I think he's really smart. He's like he's I'm not just going to know you, like we should get to know each other like outside. I think he's like really smart and good and like pure and like wholesome, and I love them. He could win. I think he could win. I have him. I think it's between he he was

in my top three. Yeah, I think he. I think he could definitely win. I think it's been between he and Garrett. Yeah, unfortunately, I hope it's and I hope it's Blake Blake Garrett. I think Blake Garrett and what

happened after. I wish they I mean, I'm glad that she was there because there's a lot of time where the guy, I'm sorry, there's a lot of times that the guys have moments of really cool and smart, strong, interesting, confident, like conflict resolution, communication, and she never sees any of it. And they also were dicks and she never sees any of it versus in this situation which I know we're

gonna hut of ourselves. But there's a moment where well, Wills yes, is like no, like this is like he just did so well and I was so such a man. He was so smart, he was so strong in front of her, he was so general and tender and why like in that moment he had me for the rest of the scene too, because he handles. So he was like, so he made the other guy look like an idiot. Okay, wait, okay,

here we go. Okay, okay, so we're can da da da da pissed me off because I want to be the one who says I love you and then um and then Chris is being a brat and throwing a fit and then and he's going on, oh yeah, so he's like so Chris is like, Chris doesn't go talk to her, and he's such a tool box about it.

He kept going, I'm a front runner. I'm a front runner because because he did well with the song, like so the old ladies stood up while you were singing Yeah, okay, And then he was like it is just baffling, and I'm in shock. I am shook that I didn't talk to her. I got rejected. I feel like I was left alone. I'm think about packing my bag tonight and

they're like, all right, bye. What's crazy about that is that the entire time he wasn't talking about like, Wow, this is a shock to me because I really felt like we had a connection. It was like I'm a catch. I better the rest of these guys on the front runner. Like it was just about him in relation to the other people I had about their connection and what didn't he say, like, she'll be disappointed if I leave tonight. It's like to be the biggest mistake of her life.

A huge They're like four other dudes were a lot better than You're not even close to the top six. Um, okay, So then we go on the two on one real quick. I'm sorry you will not probably be on paradise. So relaxed. Dud's just like, I don't think we are gonna be she's missing out because we would be best friend. I would be my future partner would appreciate. I wonder if do we have who we chose for like villains and stuff? Yes we do. It's on our website www. Dot Rose Podcast,

dot vodka. Katie made a great page for us. Guess we have to go there now if you will go along with us, can you please at a home and go along with us to Rose Podcast dot vodka because some asshole still Rose podcast dot com. But we don't care. We were taught. Okay, we got dot vodka. Okay, as there, dad, How did we know he would become? Did I? Did? I put him as my villain? Look? And I Jordan was who did I? You Jordan to drink? You did it? You're Jordans crazy? And Chris as the villain? You really

don't although you're although you're number one gone. Yeah, Mike, Mike was my number two. Oh my god, we all picked him. We all picked him as the dick. Who did I pick as Cray? Oh? Yeah he was, yeah, yeah, he was the one. He was like basically he was the misogynist. He did something. Yeah, he was okay. So then we're in the two one one and we're in the value of fire. And then and I loved Jordan trying to sound straight. She looks cute. She looks like

a snack chicken's gonna take a back seat. And then she was like, I love the silence out here. And then David just kept talking. Dude, he's such a fucking dingna. He's the worst. He's such a dipshit. There's nothing redeeming about him. Like there are some people that I'm like, well, I could forgive it, because there's nothing cool or interesting about Do you know any man that has vocal fry when he's like, I just bet guy. I mean, I

just feel like the male version of the Crystal voice. Yeah, he's got vocal friend, Like, I mean, I did, I feel like Also, it doesn't help his case that he still has his wonky bunk bed eye, which is bright red. No, it's so bad. It just looks like Satan's fawn whatever he does like a side eye. His entire eyeball is red. The smirking up a storm. Oh my god, Jordan's Jordan's

I felt so Jordan's okay. So so David starts bitching that Jordan has been walking through the casino and he's saying that girls are looking at him and he wants to date other girls. He says that he's settling, and um, he goes, I feel like I'm exposing for who he is, a golden underpants clown. I mean, David is just he's such a sack of ship. He's such a little weenie.

It just just like you think that more in Horton than building an actual connection and more valuable, Like you don't have enough faith in the fact that you guys could have enough connection or you have enough going on that you could just make her forget about Jordan or shallow. Yeah, but you have to spend every second talking about him, because she was like, I'm really interested. You're like get you know you so, and he's like, well, you know, I feel really secure in you and me, but I

gotta tell you, oh my god, don't do this. That happens. I feel like you think that happens more with the guys, that the guys get sucked in, like it needs both they all get sucked into it. Tattle shooting yourself in the foot move ye will not make it. It's talking ship and put it towards getting to know the person. If you drag someone else in anyone that runs in tattles, anyone that runs in tattles, like like when Crystal did it.

Crystal ran and tattled like if you run and say like the other girls are mean to me or someone being me, if you run in tattle, he better want to fuck you so badly, you knowwise, Yeah, Lincoln, the picture frame got thrown, he tattled on Connor. Connor came back from it. Yeah, but yeah, and I feel like it was worse for Connor than it was for Lincoln, who, as we all can agree, that was like a weird

physical altercation in a way. So I could see being like he threw my picture frame of us, but it's different than me, Like you know, I heard that he said he's going to settle for you, Like here's say, I get to you more in trouble than like actual physical like he threw it into the She also stuff that she never said yes like it was and he like it was like, well, at what point did you say and what context did he ever use that word? No, It just feels like he has options, like David's just

mad that Jordan has options. Jordans really grew on me when she was talking about when he's like, you know, um, I am a loyal partner, and I became so because I watched my dad for twenty seven years love my mom. My mom has multiple mental illness. I come from nothing, I've had no electricity, and I've learned to be bold. I just I felt like it actually gave me compassion

for him that it's like, oh, yeah, I do. I keep saying that I think he is a little bit mentally like like I like Jordan, I see that he's but you do see like genetically why he's so weird. Well I see that, like I see like, oh my god, this guy came from nothing. He's I think he's like, Okay, if I look good, then I'm everything's gonna be okay. And like if his mom ruined every big holiday and occasion, you see where this is legit that this guy's built this thing that if my hair has grown right and

I walk right, it's gonna be okay. I don't really have compassion for it's like actually a clinical o c D. I'm a diagnosed clinical so it's not like yeah, I'm not sure, it's like descriptive of like that is clinical O C D of Like what is it that I

can control? And then I can contain in such a way that like directly checks out and correlates to like success and being able to like model at j Z. Penny's, like I can feel be the person and the catalog like that's it's actually fine because he's building a life for himself. Did you know that he worked at Dillard's in the men's department. I heard that on your podcast last week. You know, I told you what am I doing here if not being a man? Yes, I told

you so good. Okay, So then I like that he said to him, you have no humor, you have a shitty voice. You've been a little bitch rat ass. That is so true. He has been a little bit rat ass Jordan's And that's the thing is that there are things that Jordan says that you're like, just makes no sense, what do you mean? And then there are things that you're like I wish I could say that, like, yeah, you're right, like David, you have no charisma, you have

no backbone, like no character. Yes, being me is my greatest power being you isn't your greatest power, which is why you got to talk about me? And then he goes, You're uninspiring, you lack chrisma, you lack personality. I wrote down, preach preach um. You're worse than ari I should you have my foot right up your fucking ass? So good. I loved that. I loved that you have no charisma.

That is like, he really has no charisma. Like the thing is, yet the thing is is that it's for sure, terribly mean things to say to sure, but he's right, but he's dead right pushing him. And then David linked onto the Jordan's and wouldn't stop because don't just let it go wind. So then beck it comes up, and then he goes because you've been disingenuous. And then for the first person ever, Jordan goes, it's disingenuous, and it's

like no one's ever actually correct. People have said disingenuous on so many seasons of the show, and Jordans was our grammar savior. Okay, So then come through way to leave a legacy on your way up? Why did the chicken crossroad to get abandoned? The deserts Okay? They left him in the desert. They do that, They leave like you that from this being I first back, they drove away and the camera panned so far in every direction

where there was they have left people on island. They left a girl they loved a girl crying on an island, and there was like a blow a whole of they helicoptered out. They left on an island, and they left a guy the bad land. You know what won the bad land? Oh yeah, cliff Ireland like a dentist. A dentist was crying on a cliff and iron and they liked they copy. Usually helicopters are away, jumped and kill himself, Like yeah, it was like he was right on the

edge of that cliff. Not a time, not a time to bring someone to their emotional end and then leave them on Okay, sure, we're gonna wrap up in three minutes. To the thing I like was that they took David's bag out and everyone was really excited, and then here he goes and then they go on to dinner date and this was so this made me nervous because I felt like he was awkward and he was trying. He's like, what's the weekend? Look like for you and she starts

to answering because he had me too. That was hard to watch. That was he was panicing. He doesn't know how to have a conversation. He goes, what I do with my free time, obviously is just the gym is a big deal. Skincare hair, I really do put a lot into it, and that's where I've had my success. Zoolander is very accurate and there's a different million, different

things that I can do with my face. I wish I could get my portfolio was hard portfolio and then and then back so let's he was looking for someone to get the portfolio. Then back at the Rose ceremony, Chris starts, your boy will start shows up in an amazing outfit, an amazing outfit with the printed too. Yeah, only second to his amazing Way Newton outfit, which was a floral two piece. He might have been a romp him. He was like, I love him. I love him is

honestly my personal favorite, like my DeBie favorite. He's a full romp him who was wearing a ramp him. Okay, so Chris freaking out. Um. By the way, Becca tweeted last night, she goes, where is this portfolio she was and someone retweeted I was like, Instagram and I wish we had more Leo. By the way, I loved Leo was like serenading a horse. Leo gotter come through. I I wrote down at one point during the ninth episode, Leo is so cute. He's so something like he's just yeah,

he's he's going. I know he like maybe likes to be sexually stabbed with the high hero. He's cute. I think IMDb credit come under my umbrella. Okay, So that Chris. Chris is freaking out and he's like, you know what, So so he pulls she she pulls him aside because she's pissed because she heard he was a little bit and he was like, you owe me a thousand kisses. Fifty thousand kisses he said, fifty thousand, and she goes, I owe you. And I was like, dude, you just

nailed your coffing. And he was. He was so annoying at the rose to circle back because I know you have to go. But when Jordan's left, Yeah, his parting words were, She's never my favorite thing. Okay thing, my favorite thing about Becca was that she said she's never met anyone like me, not even favorite thing about the relationship. It was about five And then he says, I can speak, I can walk. I wish I knew what beg I didn't like about me. I know, I'm excited to see

you in me. I'm excited to see you in Paradise. Speak I'm excited to see you in Nashville. I'm excited to see you in Paradise. I can speak, I can walk, walk, I can speak, I can walk. If we get Jordan, while you guys come, you have to know I will okay, okay. So then Chris says, you owe me kisses. She says, you don't know me. Yes, is talking on top of her, and by the way, Jordan also trying to kiss her

on the way out. What if you were dating somebody that every time they kissed you, they go, it's that time again that the alarm on their phone goes on. Is that time again? Kiss time? Yeah? And then and then he okay. So then he goes, I'm happy I could be a better man than David. I do feel the unique. I do have a look. I can speak, I can walk, I could retreat someone right, wake up alone, just like I always do. His bag gets taken from the room and there was there was no greater celebration.

So season, I'm like, I think it was an emotional cost because first day that's went and they were all like no, I like, Colin has on a bad Poka Dot shirt. And then and then Chris is like, if I wanted to leave, I went, and she was like, oh, so why didn't you leave? You don't like me? You don't like me. It all like me and it's like, if I wanted to leave me, I would like, oh you don't like me, biggy thousand kisses. It was so awful, and there was just like two minutes, well great, two minutes.

I'm not leaving, but come on, man, it'd be cool. And he was like it's two minutes, Like what do you have a timer? Yeah, Chris and holds a little bigger stepped in. Yes, I say I'm gonna go find you. I'm gonna go find you. How like you could go? How hot was it when Chris came back and Wills goes, what's up baby? I loved what's up? Baby? I do that? Say that my pent die and he goes rose ceremony. We've got the wide chat from afar at the Ario. You could see the crew real quick when they all

started to fight. After with about Chris, Will's just got up and walked away. And I was like, you start like, I'm done Chris. At one point, Uh, first of all, she's sober, Chris, She's done. Chris at one point says the quote proved to her even more of how much that I can't. And I had to rewind to get how all those words worked together prove to her even more of how much vet I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. Okay, Connor shirt is on butt

to his navel. She picked, She picked Chris. What a douche, poor John John, And they go get ready, We're going to West Virginia, Richmond, Virginia. And they go there. There's a toast that goes Virginia's for lovers. I wanted to kill at that moment, to kill my Richmond Virginia. She could only half sell it as exciting. And I'm not not the like audible equivalent of like an Ellipses question mark.

I was like, Okay, I guess we're going there. Remember when they went with Joe Joe just somewhere I was like peskic wall Falls Pennsylvania. They had like a biplane and that's when that's when that the marine that fucked us over in Nashville had to like he had to chop wood and its shirt off to make the hot top fire up. Okay, My conclusion to this Rose ceremony

is that it is a miracle that Lincoln is still around. Yeah, and you made the registered six better ships on the floor and it's the flat earther Like anytime he's on screen, it's like, God, Jesus, wait a minute, here's the tag. Jordan's getting a facial. I wrote it all down. My My strategy to tomorrow is to try to pull on my temper. He's gonna David with David. My strategy tomorrow's he's gonna try to pull on my temper. He's gonna try to get me hot. So that's why I have

to stay cool, calm and collected, reserved. I've got to be sharp, I've got to be polished. I've got to be a full on modern man with the team on this face. Being a modern man is about being approachable, being flirty, being charming, charismatic, being This is all from one man being handsome is great, but being handsome doesn't get the job done. It's all about skincare, haircare, clothing,

what do we have for our occasions? And that comfort goes a long way without So you know, as far as being in clothes and being comfortable, no one's gonna beat me at that. And so I'll have to do is just remain a gentleman. And this is a done deal. One person said that on television while ironing their pants, Gene, who the fuck he goes? What to wear for an occasion and desiring and I was just like, um, guys, we want to We're just gonna pick between two two

the week, you have something to okay, Katie, Okay. So I set up a survey that so we want to get the best possible advertisers for you, for all of the listeners. So the best way to do this is to find out more information about you. Guys are listeners and like know, so, so I set up a survey. It's a tiny U r L dot com slash Rose podcast. It's also on our website under links. We will be like forever grateful if you guys could go and fill it.

Come through that way, You're not annoyed by our ads and you like them, you get you get good codes? Will you guys follow me on Instagram where I can get verified so I can do like little swipe ups in my dumb stories at our marine looks us my fat fun hash Jack Horny, that's Anna. We're gonna pick between the two that you love. Okay. So this is by Cheyenne Constant Who's on fire this season's great at

Tricksy Firecracker, Wayne Newton. Wayne Newton over here serving the Bachelor at Contestants with Rob Low and behind the candelabra real nous that faces tight, comfortably tight. I love that. This is another one that I loved by John Moore at Real John Moore look for David and Jordan Jordan in a stage adaption of rain Man, in which each of them mistakenly believe they're playing the Tom Cruise role. Yeah,

that's it, that's it. Yeah. I was like, oh, you know what, I'm gonna go Cheyenne, but I think he wins. I think you guys all right, there we go, you guys. Um, Debbie, will you come back again before the season is done? I would love to. I have to. I have to make it seem like there's a reason that I'm obsessively living for this show. Okay, will you come back around like Fantasy Sweep, like Calmtowns. I mean you could come back. You could quite honestly, you could come back every week.

You're welcome every way to bring our pal. I know his dog, his dog died. I know. I message him about it. That's heartbreaking. I told him that we could get him in on Paradise if he if he felt too behind. It's fair. My friend Haley also just had to put her dog down. It's been a very it's been like, it's been very weird. I went away and I came back and realized I have to just send like flowers to half the people that I know for

just terrible sympathy thing. Yeah, but you know what was j you know what, you know what would cheer them up? Bachelor in Paradise, Jordan's Paradise Paradise and Jordan's um um you guys, I'm Martin Marine. This has been a joy. I'm out. This is toitt. Ohs are so good, a crazy busy right now and it's so good. There's nothing quite like relixing by the pool with a nice shield. It's got quite like Lexi Pool that I don't know if you even who are Resolve, but things actually really

special there, really spici there. Don't know if you know. Jordan is gonna be on. I got nay now, but John is gonna be on. I want all of the techs to be Jordan and Cristal working out. I want all the ticks to be Christla Jordan making. It's gonna be a pash Mash. I are Chelsea's mad? That's so good.