Yes, Hello, this is Eddie Pepitone reporting from his bunker. I had the Bachelor. I think it's unbelievable that Jubilee is gone. Um, but you know, you know, she wasn't gonna make it because she is actually somewhat of a human being as opposed to the other Stepford women in that uh vapid vapid show that seems to never get better. They went to Mexico City, all of them were flown and coach. How horrific is that they were flown Coach ABC could not fly them first class? That is unbelievable.
But I just want to say, you know that when you eliminate someone like Jubilee, you're eliminating people who defend our country. And if we don't have people defending our country, then really, what good is reality TV if it's not gonna reward the people who have served. Uh, these other people the only thing they have served are there complete narcissistic,
crazy egos. Um, it's just you know, again, this is you know, me ragging on the show and hating it and uh just you know, like, uh, you know, Olivia obviously the villain, and oh she's so bad, but the twin breakdown. What's your name? I just call him the twins, But Emily, I guess Um her breakdown was a little overstated. But basically, you know, my message is the same, is that this show is that is is a harbinger of um, the fact that these are our last days on earth.
They really are our last days on Earth. There's no way that a show like this can be on with without there being consequences to us, you know, as a civilization. This is this is obviously, you know, uh, something that can't not be ignored. That we are letting this go on as a civilization, and it shows that we've lost track of what is real, what is important. Um. The fact that millions of people watch this show shows you how disconnected people are from the earth, from God, from spirit,
from nature. Again, you know, I'll reiterate what I said and in my last communicate, they now feel like communicates from a bunker. Um is that you know, we we we are having all kinds of eco catastrophes. Right here in l A. There's a southern California gas leak which goes unplugged and untalked about. Yet people are talking about
the Bachelor. They recap it um my my um goal on this podcast is just to keep hammering home the point that if you are interested in any of this, that you need to, um, I don't know, stay still, start to meditate. Paint, you know, just paint. Getta getta get some get a palette of paints and just see how purple and red mix. Um, you know, look at a tree, deeply, look at look at birds. Go take a walk in nature. Every city has a botanical garden. Um.
This kind of quote unquote guilty pleasure. It it doesn't work. It it takes us further away, further away from uh family and love, you know, because this is this show is the opposite of what love is. This show is just the cruelty to these women and um, the the the guy, the central guy is you know, such a blank slate of horrible emptiness. So anyway, this has been Edti Pepitoe. I hope you're enjoying The Bachelor, No entering nervous dot com. Oh yeah, I'm going to get all
the feels. So oh, I'm just got one of the questions when you read this roll roll to your words, very white owning you're the ghost are very white? Hello, Ladies of gentlemen, Happy, Happy fifth episode of Will You Accept This? Oh my god, I am here with my co host Daron fully Hello, and a very special Bachelor fan, Misfortune Feamster. I feel like we all feel a little haggard this morning. Is that I am exhausted. I am
absolutely pooped. Well, we had a bit, you know that takes a while to get through all of those episodes. This is Aaron and I did a show here at Meltdown Less, and I feel like we had a sleepover and I got home. We were here to like midnight, and then I was like, at some point in my life, I'm gonna be in my sweatpants in the loving arms of Ben Higgins and everything's gonna be okay. We both powered through in the morning because you have watched two hours of the show, and then I watched an hour
of The Bachelor Lives. Oh my god, I didn't. I didn't badge barely. You guys are as dedicated. Fortunately you're on the Mindy Project right now. That what do you play? I play a nurse who southern and gay. It's hard way, I bet them trying to put myself in that. You know, yeah, yeah, you do? Do you do? Like a lot of like playing doctor with people. Yeah, like nurse clogs and stuff. I get to wear scrubs every day. Must be you're
nailing it right. Anytime I have to dress up in a scene, they put me floral clothes and putting a floral button up with a sports jacket because that's your look, because they know what your jam is. They know what you're jam because I'm a Southern lady. Well, here's the thing I have to say, Like, I have no interesting going into medicine, but the thought of being able to basically wear pajamas to work, so hold on, I would really throw in the towel. I mean, if I could
just make so much fun. Granted they're under a lot of pressure, but I mean so are we. I I got to bed a too watching the baths, watching the bath dramas, and those six figure salaries. I mean, really do they not nurses? Doctor? Well, nurses high end like nurse practitioners. By one time, I one time nurses Toati. They like travel around. They like travel around, like they go like sort of on tour. I had to have
an operation at this doctor. They were like, She's like okay, so we're gonna put you under and we're gonna give you a cath at her And literally that's what I was like. I heard the weird Catherine and I was like, no, I thought we were friends, like it was. Her name was like Melinda, Melinda, come on you and my boot. I was like, like, I promise it won't be the table. I'm not gonna be the table. Wait, what do you mean?
Nurses travel like they're specific, Like you get hired to travel as a nurse, but not every nurse the old Traveling Nurse show, what are you guys talking? They could go from like Alaska. No, they I swear, they get like assigned to a city in a hospital and they go there for like yes, and they could take And that's kind of okay. Let's get down to brass tax. Want to be controversial. I get it. This show the Traveling Nurse traveling, Oh my god, yes, let's go sell
it probably was a show traveling. Everybody get an enty got to be like drinking and I'm sure, um, okay, you guys, let's get down to brass tax. And this is not the most important thing that happened in the episode, but I just want to point out that is it me or did Amanda sleep in full face when he woke her up? And why were they all sharing bit the first? Are they that broke? This show has been on for twenty this is the broke season. Yes, there's
no extravagant day. You know what he said when when we heard some say that faced every little girl stream is to go to fashion week in Mexico City. The Paris budgets were long. I will have they think it out of Ireland. It was like American Ireland. I was like, oh this this, I mean a couple of seasons ago they were doing you know, is stam bowl in the sister you know? I mean it's me is to be in fashion making Mexico City looking at your guy in the worst shirt that has that shirt that we're getting
way ahead of her. But Norkay. They there's always like stardless of where they go. There's a table set up somewhere with a thousand candles. Yes, And I feel like there's no romance with anyone. I don't think Ben ends up with anyone. Oh my god, back it up, plate. Sorry, I have a lot of opinions, but I want to say I feel like Ben I've been very bored by him. I hate him. He's so boring. But this week I
don't hate him. But this week I feel like the way he dealt with Jubilee and stuff, part of me was like, he's actually like a night he can communicate. He's boring. To take my own life. Okay, where do you want to start, Aaron? I want to start in the opening line of Mexico People, Mexico City, when people are just handing him cue cards and he said the quote where people are always friendly? Really, has any been anyone anybody read the paper about Mexico City where everyone
where people are abducted like every other day. Don't talk about a red light or see a white day. I'm sure they're friendly when they're taking you hostage. I love the Mexico the sponsor all of a sudden there like this is gonna get people to really think twice about our country. It's like twenty minute add for that market like Mercado to like like give me every market in America, like oh we can buy like beef jerky, and why there's a restaurant on top, and he goes, everybody knows
Mexico City has the best one in the world. They do watching the whitest man in America, scream evil. Next and those evil and professional chefs didn't even cook the cook these dumb beatches, oh my god, to make salmon, Oh my god. And then tacos there like the the instructions are in Spanish. It's like, well, then, how then did any of them make mullick? These those two like tweetle the and tweedled dumb. I don't know whoever made
that rest. And then the professional chefs go, this recipe should be in our restaurant, and I was like, this rest is gonna be closing for you, Oh my god. And a woman is ready for marriage. When chill I wanted to kill kill, I wrote down kill kill me, I wrote down what a woman? And though I wrote on I'll never get married, that's the Latino machesemo. Yeah, in fact that he did. He did obviously pause because he knew he was going to get and he said, well,
it's a very old time tradition. My god. It was because it was a sister who said it. No, it wass telling nurse And okay, fucking are you kidding me? I mean a hot air balloon? How many back up to the first Daly I mean, okay, we've had a helicopter, We've had a biplane. I mean, I was just gonna jet packs catapultry catapult next week. Spa Argentine is because they use flying as metaphors relationships constantly. They're like, if our if our love can have heat and still above everyone,
then we know we can make it in life. Oh my god. Yeah. So okay, So Amanda, right, the mom, you can face you can make love work if you if you successfully float over an atron city. How many times did they say atron city about the pyramids? Like you don't know, you don't We're literally just bullet point when you Okay, so she's a mom watching. It's like, here's what's scary about him is he legitimately does seem
sincere when he's talking to everyone. So they are all opening up and it's like he's not going to marry Amanda. I don't think he picks anybody. I think he picks all five. I think he does like a like a thrumbull. He does feel like he sink, I'm so excited her like a man. He loves me. All those bands. You guys aren't watching Bachelor Love, but watch Bachelorve. He does not seem like he's in what way? In what way?
He's just like there's like this melancholy about I don't think he knows what like to how to fall in love, Like I don't really. There was a girl that I met who did something, she filmed something for a future Bachelor Live, and she said that he just seemed really dumb, like really nice and really dumb. He just doesn't have much person He didn't pick that up already. I'm a great he just has no personality. Maybe he's madly love it,
doesn't know how to express it. I don't know. I feel like he's got a full khaki wardrobe because of these boring it could also start. Yeah, I mean we hated want Pablo, but at least he was like controversial, don't you. I mean I miss Caitlin mis Caitlin. Yeah, like I was like the bachelorettes. I know, I relaxed more when it's a bachelorette because you know, you know, I get protective of the ladies. But there's it's for me. It's so much more entertaining when you've got twenty lady lunatics.
It really does bring out everyone's insecurity. Well, it's weird when you have to act sweet and nice, like, oh, I'm so happy for you fortune you get the day card, I'm so happy for you, even though like, yeah, it's like the weirdest, Like you have to be like supportive of your sister wife. Yeah, you have to make friends in the house and try to win him over. It's a lot going on at one time, Caylin Kayla sex panther, there's something, don't well, let's talk about mom. Let's talk
about the date with Amanda. He's not gonna I mean, he's not gonna pick her. I mean, but he's sweet and yeah, she's sweets. I'm sure she has real origin. Well, I said, my voice is crazy, but her voice next level. That's the thing. I'm like, what happened? What damage happened? You know what I mean? Like it's so hot. I just then I felt so bad. Like the story. First of all, I know how many women, how many ladies
told the story of their boys? Anyone dating anyone? He was glassing over by the time the map that we had to read. The teacher from Michigan said the same thing, like how many Like he was glass et over at one point I saw him raise a flair gun and he started shooting the fair but he has to keep them around for the single moms around for a few episodes because he has to be like, she's going to make you. Do you think she's gonna make Top three?
I wanted to kill myself how many times? When every time that McDonald's ad and I wanted to kill myself? Are you? And then that? Because I'm new into the other Bachelor couples, like I like breakfast and I like lunch, Like, whoever that was that the virgin? I don't know who that is? I want to yah, it's the yeah, the Sean. You're especially crossed over when you're doing the fucking. I would take the money and these are just like they get them like I feel like they get small money.
I feel like the Bachelor like commercial money. For sure. We all right, So there's nothing really to say about that. It's so boring, man. The only thing that struck me was the fact that she slept in like full eyelashes of makeup. That was okay, So then the wake up scene was pretty exciting. The spatch this batchless I know, and the girl with the girl with the with the retainer, I mean I sleep with the retainer ear plugs in his sleep masks. So stop bragging. Okay. So then they
go to the cooking thing. When he said quote cooking is my thing. I'm the spachelor, I wanted to kill myself again. I just at one point does Ben look at the producers and be like, no, I'm not going to deliver that line because I'll like, I'll just I'm a stachelor. I literally pause it and I was like, it's I almost called you. This cannot when can he put his foot down? The thing is he does he does talk to and I think you're right. He talks to every single woman like they're a princess. Yeah, like
I'm so happy and this is gonna happen. So they all go back like and they think at the point, it's like, just really tell me how you're feeling. Because they all feel like they're the one. It actually makes them like a psychopath. Data several people like that where you think that you're the greatest thing they've ever met, that you're gonna be with him forever and then and you never fight. Everything is wonderful, and then one day they're just like dump you and you're like, wait, what
winding it. You also see like he's the common denominator, like they're not crazy, Like he is treating him all like I can't the same in the future. Oh my god. Also, how many times do these women like, do you pause that show and go? Has anybody watched the show before? You are going to be on competing with nine other women? I know, Okay, sometimes I can refer went down hard. She's such a catch, But man, she shot herself on the you know, she got I want to be able
to I think about myself in that position. I've dated girls before where it was a non committed relationship and I would go like and you like, just thinking about them with other people, I would be a different I would actually such a weirdo. But Jubilie, it is the premise of the show. But I think, but I think people think they can handle it. Until she got unfun. She became like a total It's weird because she was totally unraveling. Then she's like, boom, I just made the
world's best dinner. Then she was like happy face and then unraveled. Now that and the Spanish lesson, I also once again, why the Spanish lesson? We could we also talk about how I wrote this down that every time Olivia speaks, well, first of all, six small children die. Um, every time she speaks, she's she's it's like she's mastering the art of saying something that did not happen, Like every she rewrites it, SERI, She's like did you seek
and no one did know? When he literally talked to you the same way he talks to same time terrible sish and the music that they've started playing for like what like they play it with like it's got like crazy because like they like clearly the life basically like even if she was saying like normal ship that they're playing it like here goes lunatic, Let's play the lunatic from the Lunatic. And then her mouth goes open and then she's like alligator like when she you are mine,
I am yours. I think when she's only twenty three, I'm like, she's thirty five five, she's TV she's anchored, and I'm thirty three and I can I can play, can play? I can just ty the way is she actually like I party. I'm watching her. It's like I think we may have another like like oh, like you actually might be mentally ill you know and my friends. I think she got fired from the news job. I'm sure she did because she also was in love with her boss that had you know, a wife and four kids.
Did you read that somewhere? No, I'm just saying she's got that. Tell me more how much how much you want to bet there's gonna seem when she's like, I put a chip in your shoulder, I'm tracking your every moment like there, it's gonna get like a little so scary. Can I grab you? You're gonna be my tea? And I do hate how she's constantly the first want to get when she's already got a Rose. I'm like, bitch.
And the fact that he doesn't say anything crazy, I'm just I would be like, just say to her, Hey, we just did our whole cooking thing today. Let me let me just talk to a few girls and I'll be back to I like that. The twin Emily Rose actually had some fucking I Emily's really blossomed without her twins. But then she calls her twin like wrong number dial again.
I know we're getting ahead of myself, But the greatest line I think I would put up for one of the greatest lines in any best season was I'm emotional. I know I'm emotional. It really makes you deep down, dig deep inside and figure out who the fuck you are in a good way. I think makes you dantie and figure out who the funk you are. Your trade and by the way, she looked different. She looked actually
more like like real person. She got her strength because she ate her twin and became super human or the other one is just like like seeping out of the side of her ribs there, it's just like a blonde we've coming out of the side of Haley. Can we gona say, I'm gonna I'm gonna nominate her best wine is all the taco ship. My taco taste delicious. I can't wait for them to taste my taco, my tacoco, over and over again the taco. And she didn't look like she was like even being silly. Well, she said,
that's what I mean. That's why I was like, is there any way possible Jojo didn't get the taco my taco, and they and the producers kept feeding her cue cards saying say, I know, my tacos tastes good, Like I was losing my mom or there's some producer that they cut out being like, yes, so you like your taco. Oh, I like taco, and to really tell me more about your taco. My taco is great, and you just say, just cut the sound. I actually don't think your tacos
taste well. Oh my tacos taste well, that totally could be it. Yeah, I would love to do that job. I want to be that producer for one day. Really, I don't think your talko. I think her taco, my taco, my taco, My taco brings all the boys to the yark. Yes, keep that, keep it, and saying agag be Mexico the best food in the world. Fuck you Paris, Mexico. Think Mexico. You thinkshi fashion n delicate food. It's like someone ate a bunch of rose petals and threw up on ben shirt.
That was okay, let's get to that part of a kimono. Sew on to a white talk show. Oh my god, oh my god, and all the models like I've been modeling for five years, batch like, oh my god, I give one day. She had great legs, so I have to say, Lauren whatever. All the models like we've been kidnapped. We don't know where we are. I'm a model, that is that what I am having? We haven't we're rich, we haven't seen our families in five years. There we're
making hell for ransom. Do you guys remember? This is so random? But the whole model scene made me laugh so hard because it reminded me of The Brady Bunch movie, which is such like totally random. But I hands down think the Brady Bunch movie is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, because there was this moment where Marcia goes to model and she's sitting down with like this gorgeous model and Marcia's like, oh um, and it's like they're modeling for jeans, and Marsha's like, who do
you model for? And the woman goes guess and she goes okay, um ash cosh ba gosh, and she's like yes and she's okay um. Like it literally made me cry. Apparently I'm the only one that that's seen the scene. Um, but it just made me think of oh my god, moments that he doesn't want to funk her. They are friends, they are in the friend zone. What do you say bones, They're not the nurse, the kindergarten teacher, teacher, He's like, oh, you know, like, is that Michigan accident? No offense Michigan,
but watch your mouth? My girlfriend? Is that like? And he gave her the rose. I was was anybody's surprised that he gave her? I thought maybe this was it's a pussy. He doesn't know how to just yea like he doesn't know how to just be like yeah, I don't want to get in the see myself with her. And I was like no, what No, she's not awful, like she's a nice person, but she's so boring and I can't stand here. Quite frankly, I like to say, I just find annoying. Who the fuck is Leah? Who's Leah?
She actually is an extra side pond her hair, But there's no girl to me that's like standing out as like, oh, you know, they have an amazing kind I think that I feel like the flight attend there's a white dress that they like made out outside and she goes like a life with you, like a life like a jewel. She was like jewels, She don't look like jewel. Thank you. Yes, she's Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren Lauren br b right, I can't. I don't like that. Can you re enact that scene? Please?
You be Lauren By, I'll be, I'll be Ben. You be the viewer, be the door, You be the door. They were so, um, how is how is everything going? It was just really I just feel really happy every time I see you, know, I just want you to know a bything about it. And it's like, what have you been thinking? I can't see a life with you?
Really no? I mean like not just like a wedding, like a like a future, like a life, like a life, like like a life as long as I'm a light light and then after you die, like more life like great craptop. I'm wearing a craptop. I like a life. I'm a stewardess on a biplane. A stewardess on a fucking biplane. Okay, I feel like you're in it for the right reasons. Yeah, he had it, Thank you so much?
Yeah he okay fine. Janner Boobs in the Moonlight made a move and she said the phrase, and she said the phrase, I just want you to know, once I commit to someone, you'll have my heart and soul forever. I feel like that's the line she said before. And then I'm like, where the other guys that you've said, like, how many other people have your heart and soul forever? That's a poison song. That's like the deal with the devil? Um?
Can we break down? Olivia? You know there's this moment it's in every bachelor bachelorette when the women turn right, but then it's always the first one, usually one. But this is like tag team anti Olivia. But when you use your one on one time to bitch about someone else, it's the kiss of death. It is the kiss of death and the history of that. But someone has to be someone has to take Emily really rolls up in my I was like, she took the bullet. It wasn't right.
She had a sense of maybe those girls realized, listen, I'm not gonna He's not gonna pick me, So what's gonna be My story? My story is gonna be I will take that bit there. I was surprised that the Amanda, when he asked her about it, didn't say yeah, she called me teen mom. Yet Oh, I just assumed she told him that they didn't edit it in that she
told that she said teen mom like three times. But this is why I think Olivia or something crying it's either like an ass burgers or something, or just like an evil because she realized or maybe it's like the most beautiful editing of which is because she definitely realized, like oh God, like this isn't like I'm on the hot seat after teen mom, because everyone's just like, oh, go funk yourself. And then she didn't almost have the words to be like sorrytive. It was so weird. It
was such a bully move. I think a lot of bullies like cry, like when they it's like such because anybody gonna do like, okay, don't worry about like it's such a fucking manipulative and I like that. Emily was like, I'm not buying or crocodile. Here is the twin roses are broken thumb from the ash, never acknowledged, never acknowledged she broke her thumb in that soccer match. Well the way that the way that people if you're in the wrong and you aren't mature enough to admit it, you cry, yeah,
because then you're like the victim. Yeah, then you'd be like, no, don't worry about it. Maybe she's like still wearing an adult typer. Oh my god, you guys, let's talk. I mean American hero. Yeah. I felt that she became a dress and I liked her. She was a babe. She couldn't handle the heat of the most insane set up.
She yeah, she you know, he got turned off because she was basically like, you need to make me feel special and so like she was doing that thing that you can do in real life that girls do of like, okay, you're gonna be like that, I'm all icu until you pay me attention. But on this show it doesn't work.
In real life, that would totally work for her because it got wait wait, wait, wait wait what Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry because you know she's standing up first, so like you're not gonna do that to me, But it didn't work on the show. You got it, you got her at the mercy of that guy. Unfortunately you can't. You got no. And that's what sucks is that you can't like put boundaries like you wouldn't. Boundaries are on the cloth. You slut, get married, you gotta put out.
You gotta tell him you're in love with them. You want to be this family. He's perfect. He has never made one mistake in his life. Everything he thinks is right. That's what you have to do. And angel walking among us. Somebody dropped the elbomb last night. Who was it? Maybe not to him? Well, Olivia say love. I don't think anybody else, somebody else that I love him to someone I can't remember who, Olivia to the camera. It's always like it's always when they're down to the top four
where they're like, I guess what is this. I'm I'm in love with you. You have to get out of the limo and say you're falling in love like you got it, Like there's barrel, rollout, barrel, rollout, rollout, jump out, and be like straight up in love. As soon as I got out of that limo, I just fell in love. I saw you there and you were white, and I thought, yes, really boring. It's so boring, so boring. This season we're in emails during the show where is Nick fucking Caitlin
in the church? Where I'm so bored. Yeah, they need they need more, like drama. It's so boring. Wait, there's a couple of good lines randomly that I wrote down. First of all, Becca's top side or the top bun. Anyone is there someone that can do hair? Rebecca literally was a bun on top of her head. It wasn't like, we are you turning butter right after the bun comes down? How about Jennifer dropped that line. I forget who she was talking about. She said, oh, the twin they were
cooking together. She's I don't think her palette has expanded best the kid's menu yet like that, and then because family, she goes candy. That was like one of my favorite acted on her. They still have for her profession is twin even though that her other Twitter is gone, they still locked in hard for the profession. I still want to know, because you brought it up last week or two weeks ago, what professional twin in Vegas? She is
a pro? I looked it up. I became obsessed because they're like because she was saying during the talent thing, I'm so glad our mom did this. We were in public at because of our work. So I'm like, what the ffessional professional twins? They're pro twins? No, yeah, they're like pro they like go to like twin things. Oh
really yeah. Also that's why they took home because it was like a stick stick obviously, well obviously, but but they you know, it's good for her to them both away because I feel like you enable they enable each other to be But you all spent a lot of time apart totally. And I also think it's you know, we're fraternal, so it's a lot healthier. No, it isn't been good for himily to rise. You needs some time away, and when you want time away, you want it in
Mexico City where everybody is friendly. You guys, I have to know Eddie peppertone will be sending in his thoughts. I think there was a moment. So Eddie Pepperton is our co host. He's in Atlanta right now. There was a moment he hated it, and then there was a moment where he felt for it. And now he's realized that it's two hours and he hates it so much. We're so much and I was watching still hates it.
He loved it. Now he's back. He's back too. I think I think watching it this week now, I always watched like kind of worrying about Eddie watching it, and I'm like, oh my god, Eddie in the hot air, like because like if you're not a die hard fan. Last night's episode was kind of boring. It was the word yeah, I wrote down it like one of the summaries are feelings are scary? Um, it feels like a lot of people have feelings and they're scared. But they went from Chris Souls is the last one. I'm like,
they can't get anyone more boring than this guy. And I've not been would be better, but he's if we talk about this and all like in all seriousness, his it feels like every time he's with you know, whatever contestant, he literally it's almost like like an Alanan thing, like he has to make them feel like you really I kind of feel like there could be a three way tie and you have no idea who's going to pick because he I think he's trying so hard to be
the perfect guy. Like the first episode he was with his parents. I love the parents and Mary Forever, I love God, And so he's like doing that. Then he's like I love the black girl, I love the mom.
I'm like, you have I don't think an opinion. He's like the guy would go for really strong like in Olivia, some girl that just takes some of it's by the way in twos sixteen, Like how outdated is it just to have like the white Like, you know, Kayla is the only one who looks like she may have a little flate, Like it's like, how dated is it just have like twelve white girls left? Like that's so I would love to see a handsome black bachelor. Yes, gay
black anything, but like the whitest. Why hasn't Logo done a gay bachelor bachelor? It's like the most obvious program MTV did. That was my god, that of the funniest things I did. I did it mad TV with her and she like she like she's like one of those people who couldn't stop about like how like raw she was because she's been wucking so hard the night before. We're like like it was like girl, like we get it your Tela tequila, but like the cameras aren't rolling,
you know, we're just in the makeup chair. Va. Yeah, it was so weird, we get it. I know what that's your thing? Like, you know you could ease up for tequila. You know you've got to back up to Mrqula be a lady and conclusion fortune, who do you think is going to take it all I'm I don't love any of the love stories. You know, they're so boring. I mean I could care less at this point who he ends up with. And I've never felt that way in a Bachelor's season. I mean, would you even you
who were I was like, uh, let's say you were dating? Yeah, who would you pick? You? Who? God to see the problem this season is so boring that I haven't really been I haven't invested in any of the girls, so I don't know anyone's name. Would you pick? He picked Tubes? Tubes is hot? Um, I think you know. The question would be like who do you see yourself winding up with? And who do you want to bang? Okay, who do you want to bang? Who would you wind up with? Well?
You know I said this before, but like you know, pre Olivia being like a nightmare, she was your physical Yeah. Before. Now now you're like, oh God, there's a breath issue fad we all didn't see. On the Bashet Alive, someone asked him does she really have bad breath? And he avoided the question. If she didn't have bad breath, he was just like, that's that's called out the mint. Yeah, I find I find Jubilee the most like, dynamic and attractive.
I am a little bit worried about the tanking self esteem? Yeah right for him? No, no, no, no, I'm talking about for yourself. Yeah. Jojo is cool. Jojo is cool. I have to you know, I don't know. I have a small blonde problem. So yet would be with my girlfriend. Fantastic answer. Thank you so much for being here. Do
you have any upcoming shows or any you want to plug? Um? No, I'm kind of taking a little bit of time off the road, but you can follow me on Twitter at Fortune Funny or Instagram at Fortune Feamster and watch the Mindy Project when it comes back in April April. Everything you're saying to me, I uh, okay, this is real down the line, This is real down the line. I'm gonna be at Hyenas in Dallas for tax Day, you guys, April. You see, I'm taking time off also nice. Yeah, so
that's that's when I'm back on the road. Fantastic to be on the road in Seattle in March. Yeah, it's okay, that's before. Where are you gonna be playing? The Parlor? That's fun in in Bellevue. That's a nice club, nice room, it's a nice room. Rich there. They got a lot of yado. Yeah yeah, a lot of city out there. I start traveling with a mad woman in March, but I have I have a fun one night or at
the Barrel House in San Francisco on Tuesday, February. Okay, you guys, coming out and Aaron Kfolly dot com is on my Tory art Marine. Looks like Myron dot com is not updated. Hey, okay, you guys, thanks so much for listening. We'll see you next Wednesday with the World's most Boring Bachelor but the world's most exciting podcast. Yes swoops, oh yeah, it's gonna get all up and get any feels so good. I just gotta wander to push you.
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