"The 2016 Bachelorette Draft!" With Paget Brewster

sports day for us, feels like the draft. This is like the draft. I'm art Marine, I am here with my co host Aaron Foley, and we want to just give a shout out to our other hosts that we lost Overboard Eddie Pepper Eddie Edward Peppertone a straight man who had never seen or heard any episode of any Bachelor ever and watched the entire season. He did a great he did a great job. I'm bunker. I don't think there was a moment where he got teary eyed and then he wanted to throw himself into like a

fiord so hardcore. Assuming he just hangs out in Scandinavia, so he just turned me completely down. But what are you doing now? I was trying to turn my own head down. But I will say you are number three, that you're number three. Um, this is seamless, okay, but I have to say I could not be more excited last week. I uh, you know Bachelor, It starts next Monday.

And last week, you guys recall, if you guys, for anybody who listened to our first season um Our finale episode, we had the fabulous Paget restaurant is a guest and we made a date with her. We made a date. She's told us that she has this weird skill that she can look at a photo spread of all of the contestants and can tell not only who will be in the final four, but who will be the winner. And then I ran into her last week. I don't want to brag, but I was at an audition for

she looks fantastic Masters of Sex. I looked okay, I looked okay, Oh my god, Likewise Likedwise and there's, oh my god, very very good looking. I took off my classes and I still think you guys are very pretty. I put on a lot of I had not just on this morning. I had to paint it up, and I had to say I rant in a paget who the first paget is about to go in and she pulls her calendar. She's like, I have it down for next week, and my fad, I was worried that she

forgett No. I knew in my heart, I knew the date. I was like, oh, we're gonna see it like I knew it. I knew, but she knew too. She was waiting for us. She came into her reason, Oh my god, and I love you both. I love this. This is very exciting. I feel the pressure though. I literally was like, that's a pretty. That was pretty. Here's that thing. I think. I think either I oversold myself or you misunderstood. It's

not actually a fail proof. I don't care, you know, I just think every year I'm right now, I have chosen correctly from the star the two page where you can see all of their faces. This is going to put you to the test. Had a hard time because I haven't found the two page. I don't have the two pigs so much. I wanted a little catch up

before we get going. I just want to say, my friend Aaron Foley and I boy, Aaron, it's been such even though we haven't had our podcast, we've really had some good times together've had We've had several good times. Aaron and I went to the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin. Where we went. It was right after Prince passed away and we that day in the day we landed and Aaron and I naturally, what do you do when you're grieving Prince? You go dancing with one of your brother

You don't think it was Jason. I think it was, by the way, I think I did both car brothers that weekend. Both of them have moves. They surprisingly and I asked him, I was like, were you the toast of like nineteen eighties seven bar Mits was in St. Louis And they were like, yes, we were back because they're fun. They've got moves and they and they so we.

I danced with Jason. I believe Jason too purple rain, and he like he had some like slow dance moves, like not in a creepy way, but in and I looked over, but we were respectful, like he's a married I wasn't like, but it was like honoring Chris. But he had like he could do the pretzel and stuff. But then I look go over and there's Aaron draped over a gentleman, shirtless and in suspenders, wearing a newsie cap. At like two in the morning. I had the understanding

that he was an adorable gay man. Any man that's not wearing a shirt but has the spenders on does seem gay to me. Mid mid purple rain, I realized I had misread the situation. Chest pressing he was, he was straight. I couldn't be gare and I realized this isn't gonna end well for him, and it was. It was, but he was a really good dancer, so I was excited and he was like he was about seventeen years old. He was my child. He was, and it was a

mother It was a mother's Sunday. But then I could feel, you know, you could obviously you could feel a lady that you could feel the energy like I felt the heat, felt that heat, felt some stuff, and uh, but he was fine. And then you say, I'm sorry, you're not my style. He misread he knows all in. But then the song ended. The song ended, and um oh, I'm I'm okay, okay, okay, okay, Uh. The song ended and uh and then we were all like, you know, sweaty dancing,

having so much fun. It was to a The bar was closing, and he looked at and he goes, do you guys want a party? Goes, so do you guys party? So? Do you guys party? And we're like, We're looking at him like this is as much as we've partied. Sounds like two thousand and four, all splitting one beer with sweating it, you know, we party like yeah, Like like in my mind, I'm thinking I'm at like Coachella right at that moment, and in the party already. I couldn't

be partying harder hard? Anybody party hard. We've done several stand up shows. We're closing out a dance club, dancing with a squar brother. How much harder can you party? We're literally dancing with two I have like three diet cokes. There's a man suspenders. That's a party. Party? No, boy? Was he disappointed? Yeah, And we're like, I was like, you know what, we are going to party. We just need to go get some mayre and my needs more steps and uh and we ran we ran home. We ran,

We ran home like we had a good time. We had a good time. Patchett, how are you doing. I'm sorry about your show? Oh thanks, yeah, got canceled. You know what, you work all the time. And by the way, there's like if we if we could all just like get ourselves on professionally talking about The Bachelor, if this could be my career for life, Oh my god, I would do it. Wouldn't you do it? I would do it.

I would do it. I would do it. I would like to do remote pieces for Chris Harrison anytime Chris Harrison doesn't want to do something, That's what I would want that job. Before we started, I don't want to do anything. I don't he works, he works constantly. We didn't talk about on air before we get going. We

did not talk on air. I don't think about the fact that you went to the resort were they filmed Bachelor at Paradise in Yes, and you befriended the bartender Jorge or do we talk about that not on air? I don't think did we? Okay? All right, all right, all right. I don't want to double I don't want to double it with Chris Harrison. He works on stuff.

But sometimes it looks like we have this like running joke that he's kind of like he's done this so many I mean, you know, I know, but he's got the best job, right, we established that first base coach. But he also does he also does Who Who Wants to be a Millionaire? He hosts that and another show

I can't remember what he actually does work. No, he does Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, after Bachelor Live, After Bachelorette Live, so you want to be a millionaire or something, And then another show he to be Fair to the Bachelor one that's basically one year long show that it's like three months. Three months. Yeah, yeah, I had no idea he hosts other show. So when I did After the Bachelor Live, so excited, I said to him, I covet your I've always wanted your jobs, and but I

you really are in it. You're in it to you love this you And he's like, I do love it. And I said, you also must be a workaholic, and he was like, oh absolutely, and he said, in fact, my agent has suggested we figure out a show that I can shoot on a commercial airplane, because then I will never not be working. Because all he does is fly I had no idea. Loves working. So there's no replacing Chris Harrison, even though it seems like he barely

he's a Ryan Seacrest of dating shows. Okay, but before we get going, also, I just want to say hello to our producer Kate, who I've seen that various shows at Meltdown and all we can do there's like all we're always stuck around, like we were like Joan Ray and like like the other day, you know, with like moshe Casher and we're like, yeah, like all we want to talk about is like, oh my god, Joe, Joe's engaged.

Can you believe I? Now? I bet you She's got to be engaged because they have to edit it backwards and they the guys look like they want to kill themselves. Um, and I want to say that Laura. Okay, So checking him with our final Bachelor, Ben and Lauren allegedly are getting married on television sometime this summer on ABC. Oh so they're booking that like it's gonna be Allegedly they're

saying they're gonna do we say. The rumor online is that they're going to do an ABC wedding like they did last year with Jade and Tanner, who was Katie's secret boyfriend. Apparently, Lauren moved from Portland to Denver and with in and on their first date in Denver, Ben got trapped in an elevator and firefighters had to come get him out, which I believe that that's pretty embarrassing. So now we're on probably hit like the panic button

instead of like level seven. Yeah, you're right, he's probably like, oh god, he was. He still can't forgive himself for saying I'm sorry, I love sorry, Lauren. I blew it. I said it too many times? How many times? Quick question for both of you, on a scale of one, how many? Al Right, how many times do you think

he has brought that moment up and apologize? He he loves to apologize, he loves I think, and she's just like man, he's got you know, like her weird little I thing like yeah, it's not cool, like just so you get permission to hang that, like how long? How long do you get Like she gets repassed for that, She gets a white wine spritterer about she gets mean about it, like yeah, but I mean do you keep bringing like how much you can't stay together if that

keeps coming out. There's no way even he would not live with that. At a certain point he would be like, listen, I think he likes I think he loves to bear nationally. I think he loves to beg because he's got this weird I have an S and M thing. No, I think he just feels like I think he loves to feel unlovable and he's built himself the perfect situation where he feels unlovable because he blew it. Because he says, I love you too too many people, yet I love

too freely. I love too freely. Good theory. Now, I just want to say I've gone on. I'm so excited for Jojo season, so excited for her family getting those brothers and the mom getting their hands on whoever, whoever. The poor final two are those brothers. So they've shot? Do you think they've shot the whole thing because they needed Because you're very good at the production schedule. I'm not so good with the mouth. And I can't figure it because when he on Hometowns right now, No, you're

saying they've shot. I suspect because it starts next Monday. I think it would be a tight I think they have to know how it ends in order to edit it with some misleads, like, for example, what the night we watched it? The night we watched like the very first episode, last time he was on the phone and they made it sound like he was picked one but then chose another. So they have to edit it backwards with some trickery when they know we picked I think so they know who it is. I just want my

hope for the season, getting ahead of myself. Plea is to have as much as that family on camera. They could like domesticate a feral cat. How they the way those brothers greeted her. I don't ever want my brother very kiss on the mouth, very mouth, little little grabby. I don't ever want my brother kissing me on the mouth, neither by mouth kiss it is. It was weird. I hope a lot of wine is involved from Mrs Jojo that wine bottles Jo, the surgery, that he had many faces.

But we we what was the mom we liked? Was it we like Kyle's mom but the braces coming here? Did you guys have a moment We were like, thank god, it's oh my god. So many times it's all okay. They but did we talk about that you had heard that they had tried and they did you hear about

this that they tried to do Kayla? Yeah? Yeah, and then and then ABC they shot for days and then I don't know what told me, well, they know, we'll tell us what you know I have read or I thought you told me that they shot Bachelorette with Kayla.

I think they did like three or four days, did and then ended it because before but it was we did talk about this because when fans, the fans staged in uproar because it was because they were going online and they were like now and then they went back to jo Joan because and they very because they very rarely did the number two. So basically they there had been camera spotted in Kayla's hometown in Ohio, and it just felt like there was pictures of camera of her

with proof stay. And then that's when fans started and I think fans the fans got mad and they were like, she's boring and weird. She she was like a piece that she was like I'm like Moss, Like where I like, I I want to go? Where you want to go? Best hair I've ever seen? Oh my god, she I've thought about her hair I've thought about her hair. I think she sets sit in old fashioned curlers at night. I think she set to the rollers that I want to do that, though I do. I think her father helps.

I want her father. Father helps the curls. He very handsome, he was approach, he was gay, he seemed gay. And then Laura's dad looked like a marionette. But her brothers were adorable. The little brothers who grilled Ben. We're adorable. So here's the thing. So I went to seven eleven, as I do not match, to look at the gossip rags to see if there was going to be some spreads. They don't have them out yet, which is actually kind of good, but I'm astonished. Well, they are out, but

they didn't have it. I think they're going to probably put the spreads next week, but I think it's probably because they usually leak some spoilers, so this is spoiler free. We have no and I want to see the ABC gallery that they have chosen. They whoever does the styling on these guys photos in the ABC gallery for the contestants, it is the I could have the job. That's dorky. They make to go with the blue background and Olive shirt and basically are wearing the same American apparel shirt.

They style their hair like in a way that's so unfussable, like American apparel would seem cool. Like this is like all like Docker's dad jeans, like they're probably I don't have any jeans on. Mine were as the bottom. I think you're right pants like a driver's loafer, like a driving loafer. Like I just feel like these guys are probably twenty eight and they look like they're like sixty two. D's okay, let's start. I look at they look like the waiter that gives you lunch one you're about to

play golf. Okay, I'm okay, So let's do the overview. I'm going to do an overview. I'm just gonna scroll really fast and see, you know, there's some clear like like, for example, I look at I look at somebody like Brandon who looks he looks so. But if you're at home and you want to play along at home this week, go to ABC the bat to the Bachelor at page and go to contestants. Brandon looks like the guy Dmitri who won him DRIV. I feel like I'm on the I'm on the Oh my god, he was an Eastern

European defector who one project Runway All Star. Yeah, like like, oh, but his occupation is hit acter occupation hipster? Are you kidding me? That is not a job. And by the way, he's no tattoos, then you're not really in hips. You think he's a hipster? Can I mean maybe if he had? Yes, that was that was just a s Okay, okay, okay, we're gonna back it up. All right, here we go. Okay, here we go, We'll go back. We're going one by one. We're just gonna go through one by one. Yeah, here

we are, Okay, Okay, here we go. We're gonna start with Alex. Um, he's a marine. He's cute, but like, I don't want to get at it with Alex. But we're not talking about you, I know, but but I mean no, we are. I'm sorry. You know what I want to hear what you feel sexually about each of the Yeah, so that's quite all right. He will only slow dance. He's not into the whole booty dancing thing. You're out If you can't go booty dancing with me

a shirtless and and suspenders. I'm not interested in you, Alex. Let's let's channel let's channel Jojo. I think she'll keep him around for a little while because he's cute and he's a hero. He's a marine. Yeah, he's gonna five. How old is Jojo? Yeah, he'll definitely make you don't remember um. I think that he'll make it through. I don't think he'll make it to the end, but I think he'll make it, like to the final eight. Any any anybody else agree on Alex? Oh, there's a picture

of everybody together. No, but Asian. There's an Asian, the mixed race Asian, so he's Scottish and Japanese and the it's interesting that that guy in the front is wearing the same cat like matching khaki dress. They look like a desert storm. Okay, we can cut some of this out so it's not worried. But that guy is cute. Yeah, that's James Taylor. See. I just need to know their names though. Okay, okay, all right, how are we going to do this? We're gonna keeping I liked going one

by one. Okay, here we make a deduction. Okay, now we get to Ali or Ali or Ali. We'll call him Okay, he's a bartender. He's twenty eight. Uh uh he his favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber and Her Well. He also listed Midnight in Paris is one of my all time favorite movies. That movie like, these tops are so dumb that they put them in a v next Salmon color T shirt. He's a few of clockroaches. I like this guy. He's really cute. How we love all

the information you're getting? You like him? Okay? Well, I like hi, kties, Sorry, I think he's really cute. Okay, okay, so you are, so should we keep a piece of paper? So I don't think he's gonna make it. I don't think he's gonna make it either. I don't think he's gonna make excluded first round though, No, he'll make it to pass the first round, because do you want gonna do the note taking? I think yeah, that'd be great. Okay, okay, So then so Alex we passed on right, and then

Ali we think later round. I think Alex will make it through a little bit. Okay, So Brandon think get right about Alex. Absolutely that he'll make it, but not he'll make it pretty far. Brandon is a professional hipster he's gonna be He's out the first episode. You know what, Honestly, I feel like that is a dark horse Brandy, Like that guy might surprise so he might have a psycho

and he might have a better outfit on. Like maybe he's cute or styled in a button down or something stupid fucking smell, and he doesn't have an upper lip. I don't want to make out with him. Chad. Chad looks cute, but Chad looks like Chad thinks he's cute, Like he's you know, I already read his answers and they're awful. He's twenty, he's a luxury real estate agent, luxury real estate tall. So so he'll stick around for a little bit because he's Brandon six three. He's taller.

Oh is he Brandon six three? Okay? His favorite movies? Oh my god, Oh my god, who do you most admire in the world? And why myself? In ten years? Alright, alright, alright, he's quoting, he's oh my god. Then he does it again. If you could have lunch with one person, who would it be? And why myself? In ten years? The first night, you think in the first night, a guy that's gonna like he'll laugh like a bottle of wine and be like, let's go in here and spend some qual time together,

please don't. He also might be the one that gets based on the first episode, that needs to leave. That's right, Okay, this coming up, Chase is adorable. I think Chase. Chase is going very far to six three. I think Chase maybe he's Aaron Rodger's brother seven. Okay, it's twenty seven. Medical access to drugs, he's six, or he's got access to drugs. He has a lion on his left ribs tattoos, right, yeah, yeah, she said, I think he's gonna she has a lion

cub on her kneecunp Yeah, we're already married. Um okay, honest ambitious sense of humor. Okay, okay, okay. He would do anything for love, but not sell his truck. I think he's gonna win. I think, I mean he's in my final three definitely. I'm not sure, but he's already. I'm excited. I think Jason. I think Jason, Joe, Joran. We've just got five downs. So okay, okay, here we go, here we go, here we go. Okay, so then we have Christian. He's keys is incredibly attractive. I mean he's

gotta be a trainer's call calm consultant. What is that he works for at the A T T Store, That's what it is. He sells like like like phone telecom consultant makes eleven and said where they were from? Yeah, it doesn't from. Yeah, gay boy handsome, Yeah he is. He's groomed. He'll make it though for a while. But look at his movies, Lord of the Ring, Star Wars, Oh my god, a hot nerdy black guy and hearing him in there as long as possible. He has two cats and his ex took his chihuahua. Is he and

then he made a sad face. That's a game out. I think he's a really hot gay black I don't love the star. Most outrageous thing he ever didn't call it. Just strip shows and lap dances. That's the most he is gay. Strip shows a lap I'm sorry part of me because it's not it's not like strip bars. It's strip shows. My mother is my best friend. Oh my god, alright, because he's really like I'd like to be friends. He's so you know what some what a Jojoe's brother who

doesn't know that he's gay yet. It's gonna be coming. I also enjoyed that Paget had never been on a podcast and then I fell in love with podcasting that I got an email from her last week that's like, I need to know what they were doing it because I have Chris Thomas podcast. I was like, oh my god, I know Iver, you have podcast fever. Now, okay, holy state concerned. No, he's out here this night. That means he puts signs up in front of people's houses. Yes,

he just kept the sign into the lawn. No, he's a consultant for the sign. His favorite holiday is fourth of July because America. Yeah, No, he's out. He's at first you didn't have you didn't have me at Coli. Derek is cute. Derek is They put him in a sports shirt commercial Bankers, so he has a job six three. He's tall, Derek is going to go far. He's like an appropriate He's really cute and if you if you put him in a cooler outfit, keep it. I continue

suit in the main picture. Derek is definitely in the top four. I'm not sure yet if he's in the top three all time favorite movies, hook Field of Dreams in Star Wars. He's a little bit if you were straining in a dessert island. One. As long as the island wasn't covered in cucumbers, I'd be all right. Like the only thing a man needs. He's a serious fair of any kind of animal, fluffy kittens. I do like cucumbers. It's weird that you're trying to make Joe. Maybe he's

trying to make like I like him too. I think she's just gonna like his face. Yeah, yeah, I like him. I think he's definitely. I think he's going to make it to the final four. Some personality, Daniel, he could do all right. He's a male model. You're out. No he's not looking. No he's too pale. Model. Um no tattoos no, same reason you don't put stickers on a lambo. Okay, so he's give me. I bet he's got some really bad answers. All right, let's see, let's see. Uh he's

he took four years of cooking classes. Oh my god, are you comfortable wearing swimwear in public? Once again? Very comfortable? Why have a lambo if you park it in the garage? Because I mean his Wien is a lambo, which is a little cheeny, tiny, risky, high maintenance. He's a plastic guy. I heard lambs overheat all the two he or oh my god, he's a rectile dysfunction aspert. Oh my god. Man. He's basically the girl. He's the bird expert that came to the girl that was that came in with the

bird in the night and the season before. He's the dude um the like sort of a PC dude that would like, uh, he had all those really funny sentences. He was like peace love the healer, the healer, Oh yeah, Tony, Tony. Tony kept saying, I gave up so much to be here. I like, I left my birds, I left my bonds, eye trees. Okay, you know, Tony the Healer made it until he think Evan will be a round for walk because it looks like kind of crazy. He considers us romantic.

I believe I'm in touch with my sexual energy and it's very powerful and he's going to be quick though. He says like one of the deal breakers is a girl that has serious food allergies or chipped nail college. I'm allergic to dairy. My sister's ae Ciliac, Like she's gluten. I feel like that's bullshit. We're born with this. We can't help that. If you think you're gonna be knocking on Katie's door, think again, Like my sister, like, I'm not gonna date you. You're allergic to gluten? Like dumb,

that's dumb, evan. If you you better get more in touch with ladies, like if you're just in touch with your wien, you're not in touch with other people. Um, okay, where we are we okay, here we are grant firefighter tattoos. He's making it to the Final's hot. He's not making it to the finals, ladies, I'm sorry, he's a firefighter. That's but that's hot. No, she wants money. She does want money. He doesn't make enough money. I'm telling you she's gonna He's gonna go very far. I still think

she'll make out. You're right, she is not dating right, you're right, right, he's beautiful, But you're right, she's gonna get out of it with him. She's gonna she's gonna make out with him. He'll make it to the final six, final five? Maybe bones in your words, yeah, sheet, she might be right, it's like the Kayla. She might need bones on it with him and to cut them free, like she might just need to get at it like

in Tahiti, just because she can. And then by by early prediction, she goes a little bit too far with him too fast, has to scale it back. You know, we haven't even read any of his answer. Yeah. Wait, read some um worst date memory getting lunch with a girl and listening to her talk about Harry Potter for twenty minutes. Okay, that's not that's money minutes. That's not so long. It's not Harry Potter. Do you can talk to Day's um. He evaded police in Mexico on an a t v U. Anybody that rides a TV is

so he's an idiot, but he's hot. She just make up. But you're right, her mom raised her to be more high maintenance than that. Also, he's I think I read this from Simon. This is if he could have any job in the world, what would be in why he'd be a field agent for the FBI. But he can't. He can't go he can't go to school and learn how to do that. Now I know, I'm like at that guy from Fighter. He would be let in after a couple of weeks of training. So you know what?

He is not ambitious, lazy, lazy, he's into buildings. Jake is adorable, lazy. Fuck what do we do? We like? Make far jokes for a living or pretend to be very terrible carroling hands with playing Mary. I'm so tired from my ploding. I work gonna joke about piano bar. Are you guys lazy? He's a lazy fire players to save four lives? We Okay? Jay is adorable, he looks funny. Landscape. Yeah, you're right, he's gonna make it pretty far landscape architect. Um,

I think he's outstanding this one. I love it. When my date asked me, what would you like to do next? He hates it when his date choose with her mouth open. Um, let's see. He says l A traffic sucks, which means he lives in l A. What does he do for a living? Landscape architect? Okay, that's cool. His favorite movies Ninja Turtle three. Okay, you're out. No, I think you're a couple of Ninja Turtle answers. The guy that we liked fun what was his name? The hot one? It

was like Ninja Turtles, the original. They're younger than Yeah, they're younger. Yeah, we don't have to worry about what I'm just saying it is. It would be a red flag in my book. When do you see yourself in five years married to the bachelorette with our first child? That's sweet? You mean, I'm telling you right now. Jake's not going for okay, but he's adorable. Okay, here we are, James FF. They gave him a plaid shirt. He's a boxing club owner. He looks like a dad. That he's

a dad. He's got to be a thirty four. He's got to be a dad. He looks forty four. He's plaid with the widow's thirty four. That's not thirty. He's forty seven. Um, yes, three two tattoos that he's getting lasered off. He's divorced. Yeah, he's so. Oh, you're right. It's his ex wife's name. It says like married. You're guessing. How do we find out if he's divorced? Because he's thirty four, he looks like a dad, and he's getting he's getting his tattoos removed. I think you guys are fantastic.

I also think that they could be to the last two bachelorettes that he's getting lasered off. He's a psychos. Here we go, here's the worst. Oh my god, do you follow a specific diet? Yes, carb cycling is the most outrageous thing you've ever done. Left the safety of chiropractic to pursue my fitness and acting dream. You're an unemployed actor, which is being married to you life on commitment. I say, there's a huge too many divorces are happening.

Definitely tell you, guys, he's totally divorced. Oh my god, what's your all type favorite book? Besides the Bible? I'm telling you. I'm telling you this guy as my candidate, get to get booted media the Wizard's first rule. No. If any guy ever said besides the Bible, yeah, I would literally take a bullet. This guy has a really bad tank top honor. That guy is plastic. That guy's

not a real person. He's not a real I want to give him a better outfit and then give him a human Jesus Christ occupation Bachelor super fan that is horrifying but also kind of amazing. They're going to keep him on as long as that's crazy. He's twenty seven and that's his occupation. Yeah, I think these guys are I think this guy's Oh my god, I bet he's the Tony the Healer who actually is crazy. I think

this guy is crazy. Okay, um okay. One of his favorite movies The Notebook Romantic You can See Yourself Romtic and why, yes, very much so. I've been intimate with very few women because I think sex is very important. You okay, okay? Crazy? Uh? One night stands? I love it? When my what's the closing? What do you think it's worse to the He has not anyone night stands, but the worst, the one thing he will not do for love is go to a sushi restaurant be forced to

eat fish. Oh my god, we found our crazy James as I'm so now here. We got a James Taylor. Now according to in Touch magazine or one of those magazines, allegedly, it's not he's a singer songwriter. James does not the James Teller, but he changed his name. Apparently it's not his real name. He changed it to the I'm gonna change my name to be once. I don't think you can change isn't that like a copy written name? Oh my god, he has an American flag and eagle tattoo.

I'm gonna change my name to one to Sikes. I gotta change um. He's a party starter all day. He loves Braveheart and the Gladiators voting for voting for Trump, and he's gonna be this is the drunk. This is the night one drunk. Hears to his dad. He he calls his dad daddy absolutely love making a girl smile. I get it from my daddy and he grown man that says the word daddy, who sticks to And also, what's your favorite flower? Red rose? Du that's the worst?

It's wants to be a starting who sold Gerbert Daisy? Like that's like the worst, Like it's as bad as a gubber daisy. You know what I mean. If a man answered that question from the producers of a Bachelorette, what's your favorite flower? And he said Gerbert Daisy, that's my kind of guy. I think that's hilarious. Here comes a kilt guy, the one Asian guy they throw in a kilt. Okay, he needs to be stop getting far or what do we what do we decide on James

t James. I think, I think James. I think he'll make a couple episodes because she won't know how crazy is is. He's the first time. The producers will make him stay around, You're right, and he'll sing until he's sings some dumb song. They need a song out of it. They have to say. I don't think this guy is crazy. I think, well, I think he's just kind of pathetic. But I think he's gonna go far. He's cute, he's really agree with you. Oh, I don't see it. I

think James Taylor is going to go far. Weird. That photo and that photo of the cast photo. He looks good, and I think she's going to be swayed by chemicals, not realizing that he's we don't know what any of them smelling exactly. Okay, Jonathan, poor guy, the only Asian guy they're throwing a kilt. He's a technical sales up six one his he has a tattoo of his grandma on that inner arm, a tiger and Asian artwork. The grandma, Uh does it maybe her name or is it like

a photo of her young girl? Let's seem forever. Let's see. He doesn't think gluten's a real allergy. Yes, yeah, try poppin gas X at two am. Jonathan, So he owns a house. So we know that he owns a house and he renovated it himself, all right? J D. Salinger or who's the other author? R? L. Stein? He doesn't like vegetables. I saw that a twelve year old Jordan R. L. Ste goose bumps. He's a twelve year now. I want to say this is a terrible photo, but in the

magazine he looked really sed Roger's brother. Okay, Jordan's I don't know where is going very far? To the quarterback of the Green Bay Packers. This is your other this is your other podcast, this is this is wait? Is this get a professional? This guy he's a former pro for the he must have it says he's a former pro quarterback. So he was somewhere. He's he's going to three.

I know he's going to three. I think he's going to three first sure to Okay, um, let's see ask Katie so we can find out more about Aaron Rodgerson's the starting quarterback for Green Bay pack He's like one of these and he's none of those. He's like one of the best quarterbacks. What what is the wildest thing you've done in the bedroom? Trying to hang a TV on the wall without directions or his stud finder. I

like him. I hope he's trying to bend. He loves I gotta say Aaron Rodgerson one of our podcasts, very funny, he loves, he loves Vans, Vince Vaughn, who I love. I think he said Vince Vonn is hilarious. Um, he hates it when his date doesn't want to eat in front of him. I really like. Oh, he's in my top two. Yeah, he's he's definitely making a top three. Um. Okay, what's his name again? Yeah? Who was that? Jordan? That's a bad shirt, but a cute guy. Okay, Oh, Luke,

that's a bad photo. I can't get over a chance bringing a professional super fan. So James is my favorite so far. I'm not Luke is a war veteran. But what is he doing now? Luke looks like trouble he does. He's got madness. He looks like he's got crazy. He looks a little violent. He looks like the you're going to wear that short red dresser, I'm not taking you anywhere. Yeah, his eyes have a little of bats in the bill for I bet he can move his pecks like one.

I think he thinks he's really good in bed, and then he's not good bed. Um, let's see. I wish his answers to the movie question was like dear Hunter, Yes, Tavin, taxi driver, taxi driver, best most romantic movie deliver, favorite musical instrument banjo. If he could have lunch with one person would be And why Mark Cuban because I want to know what he thinks made him successful. Well, he was like a billionaire and he bought the Dallas. This

guy's a strange bird. Strange. Yeah, that's the guy. He's let's luke. Okay, here we go. So he's going to go on the first night. He's out on the first night. Nick Bi is kind of cute. Nick Bi's kind of and they love him. He's got like a kind of like norma back. I gotta look at it. I think if he has a good personality, he'd be like the ginge that you don't expect to make it, like before we knew that Joe sucked, Like before he went to Bachelor in Paradise, when Joe was just kind of fun

goofy Joe. I think he'll be like the Joe, Like he'll get to mouth kiss her a few times. I think so, um okay, wait wait, he's a he's a type of face that could get first impression six one. And he's and he's an electrical engineer. He's a man. I like him. Let's see. He's the party starter. He loves Braveheart, Gladiator and saving Private Ryan. He's a dude. He's voting for kids from like somewhere. Um. He enjoyed making the Classic Eagles rugby team while continuing to advance

his care so he favorite magazine is Ducks Unlimited. Is he a duck hunter? He would be gone amazing. I'd be like you killed an animal piece. Um yeah, I think that's wait wait please, I think she'll make out with him once, but he won't. Sting around he's ear so nick as looks like he's trying to be Nick V from from Caitlin at nick V. Oh my god. He's wearing a bandana like a like a crava, like

if he's European. They are They try to like signal that he's very a. I bet he's from Delaware Software salesman. So that means he works like best buy. Um, let's see he loves this sandwat which was that? Al it's from when I was a kid. I don't remember. I don't think I was scaring. He was an eagle scout. I've always wanted to be a dad. He seems like just sort of no nonsense. What what food does he not like? Scary? Jesus, that's funny. I'll give you scary cheeses. Alright,

I had a cheese plate. And then you're like, wasn't hope? I hope he is European, though he better be scary cheese. You imagine can you imagine the like dang like the guy and they're like forcing you into these stupid uppets and they're like, no, you're the one we've picked for this kerchief. No one's got to wear it, and it's gonna be Nick. Yeah it's Nick. Okay. So then we've got Peter has a nervous smile. He looks shy, he looks Look at the eyes though, Look at the eyes.

Look at how they're like he's nervous. They're like desperate to please staffing agency manager a town. Um, I'm getting he's getting a tattoo. He's a he's a cardinal for his grandpa. Um, he loves dumb and dumber. His pants fell down in a football game. I don't even know what to say. Oh wait, wait, wait, if you could live in any other time period, what would it be?

And why? Mesoteric era? So I could could I could see Dinosaursay, alright, I'm gonna go on a limb here and say he has kidnapped people windows and he always has candy in his back. Yeah. I think he's you know what. I think he's sweet and shy and won't I think he will get cut either the first or second night. Mostly he'll be too nervous to talk to He'll be too nervous to talk to. Hi. Okay, we've me. I believe Robbie is my third No, I believe for her, I need to see him. Not Maybe I don't agree

by by face. This guy's is a very first of all peach t shirt. Please for her, not for me. This is I'm picking who I think she's, not who I would go. He's a former competitive swimmer. What is he doing mad? I don't know. I don't know if I don't think he's gonna make that far. But I like your style. There's just something about him that you

see page that you know. He calls himself handsome and your three best attributes motivated, handsome, genuine, I love Wait a minute, I love more than anything to dress up. He's gay. He's gay, and a peach take is that's he said, I love more than anything to dress up, but I have spent more of my life in a speedo than in every day clothes. That's that is he saying. That's why he's real good. Though of course it's your favorite swimmers aren't to see him. You're right, You're right,

You're right. I love honeysuckle though it smells really good. No, I mean he's gonna he's gonna look you know what, They're going to throw him the first night somehow in like a like if he gets shirtless, he'll he'll make it pretty Sharpe. You're right, you're absolutely right. And he can't be in my three because if he shows up in a speedo, but but Jojo showed up in corn Head. If he just shows up and he's trying to be funny in a suit and then just like a nose

plug and it goes terribly wrong. Maybe swimmer swimmers dow. He's kind of cute. He looks nervous too, though, Yeah, I don't mind a little not shy. I looks like Dietrich Bader. Yeah, wait, could you flip his photo back on? Yeah? He in a better outfit. I mean, this is a stupid, horrible background. He could be hot, very nice. He looks pleasant, he looks he looks like they're floating in the sky based on the bank trunk. Yeah, I think he's I think he's okay. I think he'll make it to the

final middle. In the middle, he looks like you're like token Italian guy. Wait, squirrel down a minute. What is those movies he likes? Draws Rocky, Real Steel? I mean, is someone filling out someone filling out the application for him? Real Steel? I don't even what is real Steel? And I thought, and let's make a different was that the robot kids than the robot? I thought it was like the robot fighting movie? Yeah, real Steel with the Wolverine. Oh, yes,

I think it was. I think it was. Then he looks like I know a lot of little kids like Steel. Then he looks like trouble. He's a barber, he looks like he's got a little bit of pepper in his pot. What does that mean? Pepper in his pot? Do you think he's gay? What does not? I don't know. I mean, I bet he's a rascal. I think I think. I think he looks like he looks like he's the barber, but he stares him get up in the off season. I think he's kind of fun, like he's got a

little personel in New York. He's queens. You're up on Queen's boulevards, so opposites attract Texas Queen bronx tail. He loves bronx tail all right, and he wrote what's the most EMARRASSI style you? Oh man? I bleached my tips once? Yeah yeah, this guy could be opposite. Yeah yeah, yeah. This guy's doing really well. At sixteen, I flew to Mexico to surprise my boys on spring bread. I like, hey, okay, I'm gonna put all right. I like in my top I want Vinny in my top three. I don't remember

who I've picked. I feel like Vinny might also be maybe knocking out the other redhead with the two into American. No, there's most two more, I think, So then we've got Wells going on with Wells is the only contestant allowed to wear flair? You know. Radio My friend and I both were texts about how cute he is, but then I write his answers and I was like, I don't like him. He seems very pretentious. Shank Redemption play Misty for me? And back to the Future too? What about

have you seen back to the Future? Because I think you might right, it's just better than the second. He loves good tacos, I'm in great live band, walk around the city. Why did cheese on my front porches? Oting reading plays on my turntable? See that's where he lost me. It's a little anyway, sitting on the doc. It's like the most depressing song. Where do you see yourself? Unemployment, five years, syndicated, married with a couple of kids. That's

just weird. I don't understand because Radio, j oh God, I thought he made in television. It could be his goal. I mean, that really is a legitimate wor it doesn't want to go a little hipster, but he's super funny. I think he'll make it. You're right, You're absolutely right, and he'll seem and she won't know anybody with like a Jeane jacket. Okay, well, well now he'll he'll be so into her, he'll have such a boner fever. Civil engineer. He's got a triple spiral tattoo based on a stone

carving he saw in Ireland. Why did all these guys get tatts? When did the rib cage tattooing become a thing? I don't even all time paper movies. I think it's good Burger? What is what is good Burger? Good Burger is such a good movie? Oh my god? What is the good Burger? The Good Burger? It's just like Nickelodeon sketch all that. Okay, this is embarrassing. If you if you could be somebody else for just one day, who

would it be? And why? Probably John Mayer. He wanted milk faces with a guitar solo, then melt hearts with some sappie lyrics. Well, unfortunately he was being honest and that didn't work. All right, that's it. He's going to go further than most people because he's he's got like a like a sappy sweetness to him. But then she's not gonna want to find them. So it feels like if I'm correct. We really honed in on Chase. I believe Chase is the winner the medical sales rap, right, Chase.

We like the Aaron Rodgers brother Jordan Jordan's, so we like Chase Jordan's. And then do we like Derek? Oh yeah, we did like Derek. Derek. We did like Derek. Yeah, we didn't mind. And I like Vinny. I'm like Robby out of my final Vinny like, yeah, Robbie's definitely not going to the final grant the firefighter granted, but she might, but she might go to number three because she needs to get at it. I think there's something surprising that's

gonna come up with Brandon the hipster. You mean, she's gonna feel like something. She's gonna like him more than it, and everyone's gonna not understand something. There's something with that guy because he looks up and out. But here's the thing, because it's usually it's easier to tell when you watch the first episode was I remember whatever season it was with the Bachelor Arete when Ben what was his last name, with the with the winery and the long hair, he

was like, that guy's going to be the Bachelor. Because it was such a visual story Ben Flank with the blonde, but it was such you knew that the producers just wanted to shoot this winery and he's got hair. It's a family business and and a winery reads rich, so it's going to be fun. Is like, is uh god,

I can't believe. I can't see it next money, But when when we do see it, to see what our initials just based on our impressions, just based on their picture and their words match up with like their body language, what they say, how they act. So we think Final two are chasing Jordan's Okay, wait, hold on, yeah, I say, oh, you're saying final two to Derek again, Final two or chas in Jordan's Derek's cute, Viny could hold his own with the brother which one Derek, I think she'll be

very attractive. They kind of like commercial banker. He's a banker. You're right, he's got a real he's got a real jink. He complimented himself, though, I because his baby blues seemed to get a lot of front end attention. That was the first thing he said about himself. His three best nine. Though. I like these older guys. I like that they're getting age appropriate. I guess it's that's good. Okay, So so he looks like hook Field of Dreams and Star Wars.

There's James Taylor is cute in his suit. I feel like he's gonna he's my wild card, James jameson I don't know what I don't know what I mean wild card. I don't know Taylor is your wild card? Okay, is your wild card? Who are your guys? Okay, wait a minute, I think James Taylor might actually Vinnie. It's definitely a wild card. Where is in that picture in the that's the firefighter, right, that's the firefighter? Who the fund is that someone dressed as Santa? I think it's Here's the thing.

There was speculation online that someone came as no, someone came as like a grandpa came with with his grandson. Remember, A couple of these guys are like, I'm getting my grandpa. So I wonder if if that guy shows up the first night, is that Chase psychopaths? Right, like one of the psychos with the psychopan the super fan and then that's the wait, where's where's the super fans? In the

green shirt? Go down? I can't remember his name in the picture he's right there, Chase is no No, that guy James green, same same color into the wide shot where James is the blue straight ahead cue. That's super fact the super fans Okay, that's must dash Van right, isn't that? I think that is Peter? Everyone in your car. We're going back and forth between a large there is a Santa in it and jojo Ye. So if you guys are online, look and they really didn't do these

guys any favors. I mean these are like this photo. If you were like these are your guys? Are like all right? Cool? I could make out with five of those. Yeah. The still photos are photos are like Yeah, that's the wait is that's crazy? He's not He's not going to get that. Wait? Is that Brandon? Who's Look he's awful purple and he's got a purple tie. He's cute. Whoever that is? Oh, this is exciting. I have to say.

But now are there are there no blondes? Because remember we heard that that she had said she wants rich, tall brunettes. Yeah, the nor blonde? Is that what she says? No redheads? No blonde that's what that's what weird. That's what I had heard and I think I told you with that opdiction. I didn't really, I've never heard that Masters of Sex. Oh, I thought I told you that

I had heard this. She had thrown down with the producers when they when they started shooting, because she was like, I know you need me because you already cut Kayla louse, So you have to do what I want you to do. And I want them all rich, and I want them all tall, and I want them all brunette. There all are tall and they are brunette. But I don't think there's a bunch of guys in there that don't have jobs, but they're tall brunettes. They are mostly all tall brunettes

because they're they're all everything. I mean, they only ever really choose like eight that I think they would really consider anyways. And the rest are just like for good television and guys that might be kind of you know, like might be nice me. It's only a handful. Well, you know we all no, no, no, no, we all know Joe Joe no no. How many times did her mother say that in the beginning of her life. No, Champagne like's we like her. I think she's going to

be a really good bachelorette. But obviously she's h maintenance. Yes, I mean keeping being rained in her and I don't I don't think it's her fault. I think it's it's it's and yet she has evolved from that family as if your mother, if the if you're an example of them, that much sort of facial work, is paying attention to beauty to a degree that complete, and she wants a wealthy husband. Last year on The Bachelor, she would show up at dates and like T shirts and stuff where

other girls were in. That's the thing she's not. She's found her trying to be highs down to earth. Hi, Ma's she's down to earthim. She's trying not she would were like baseball talk. I think it's true. And she looks great at him, and she doesn't overdo everything. She's kind of a tomboy. And then I also think she wants a man that's a fucking man. You're to care of those brothers and defend her from those brothers. So like she's like a tomboy, but she's just like a dependent.

She's in the category of like, you're right, you know what it is. It's also like like the Jojo we got to know all season until her really all changed when we all went to Texas with Jojo and Ben. That was really eye opening because I feel like, up

till then, she was a low key one. She was the tomboy, she was the sort of and then we got to Texas, they sent her the producers made her ex write that letter that she never threw away, and then we met the brothers and then the Wineswig and then it was like you saw that, Just what do you think the brothers would do about Aaron Rodgers brother? They would love it. They would love it. They're going

to like we think, oh he's a great choice. Oh my god, I think somebody you guys, can I just say, I hope this wasn't I hope this was fun for people playing along at home. This was our first play along because we know there wasn't a video for you, but but you know, I assume if you're listening to this year as much of a fan as we are. So it's fun to get to get to go through the photos with you, get and get ready to get

ready for the event that will be next week. Don't you feel like now now that we've actually really want to see, like my cells and my body are like going crazy more excited about what happens. I feel I've never been this much. Will you enjoin us like like a few times during this anytime you want? If anyone backs out last minute, I'm unemployed, Oh my god, I don't know when I'm gonna work again. What am I doing?

I'll be so invested in this. We love having you on and we would love for you to be a part of this part of we can't wait so so this To make it clear, are we all on the same top three? If we come as a team, it's Chase and join her for the final two with who's taking it? Well, I think Grant personally it is in the top three, Okay the Firefighter, I feel like in the top three because she wants to shag him. You really wanted to be because I hate that it's always

all white guys. Okay, you know it's gonna be with you, Ali Coley. It's sucking Robbie and we're gonna be like, who's gonna Chase gonna win? Or is the Vinnie's my wife? Oh? I think Vinnie's up there to see I did a top three and I'm I've got hipster as a wild car. Who's in the top three? I think Ni's gonna go far. Who's gonna win? Is it gonna be Aaron Rodgers brother or Chase Um? I think also could be Vinnie. So I think Chase is gonna win. I think you might

be right. I think Chase is gonna win. I'm gonna pick Chase. I think you're right. You guys, thank you so much. Can I just say this has been having this podcast is truly way too exciting for me, Like it truly is, like it shouldn't be as important in my life as it is. But until next time, just for all of you, here we go. Oh my god, what's happening here? It is? Oh my and I'm excited. Oh my god. I feel so good. I just got wonderful wishing. Where you reading this role? When you read

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