"SURPRISE! I'M YOUR SISTER!" w/ Debby Ryan and Rob Benedict

on the beach. Guys are going to regional leave it on the field. Oh, it's gonna be a good game. I hope it's a good game because it was a long game. It was a long game of Oh my god, I was more excited about one of those proposals that I've been about, like any of the other stuff. Okay, I'm gonna turn myself down. I'm that one. No, I'm not one. I don't no, No, that's not that's me number one, number one. Oh my god. Wow, guys, USA, we are back and that means you Australia. Hello. My

name is Arda Maraine. I am the host of William Except this Rose and I am coming to you from the most enchanting podcast garage Clubhouse Studio. Thank you to all the Patreon people. Every two dollars counts, and I we appreciate you. Is so great to be here, and uh, I am so excited the premiere, the finale was last night. God, so many proposals. I thought that was it. The premiere

was last night. And before we get excuse me, before we get going, I should say, but if that was me farting, I farting, it sounds like I walk into a wall. Before we get going, Um, I should say that one of our favorite guests is on her way. She is a pistol, she was a rookie, she is a bachelorette. She was a Disney star, she is a Netflix star. She's newly engaged. I won't tell you who it is. A Sportune team star. No, she is on her way, so she will be arriving at some point

in twenty nineteen. To my left is a man and uh, I just have one thing to say about him. I got my game. He was Bachelor of the Year. He went to Nashville with J J. Marien Kenny Paw another year. Welcome back, I made presents for everybody. Did my day. I made a reserve for you, my friend. Every person came over and we did. We're upping our game over the podcasting, New Year, New podcast, I'll be nickame. Oh my god, that's amazing. I love that you love it.

Hear it again. That's it's always going to be this year. He'll get a new one next year. Oh my god, that's exciting that you love it. It's a great way to start the year, it really is. Do you Is there any chance you're gonna date My mom this year? She asked about you when when I told her that you were going to be because she knew we were going to serve her to the scope. She was excited for Wills. She liked Wills. And then I said, well Rob is going to be there. She goes, oh, raw

j J has a little thing. She's now maybe thinking about dating. She's got on a couple of dates. She's like, I don't like guys my age. And then she said, I would date your friend Rob. Hey, she's adorable. I'm good with that. Yeah. Fuh, she's fun. Your stepdad, yeah the best. I'm so happy for both of you. Oh my god. She was happy for my mom. Now she's j J too. It's like taking ten years off. Yeah, she's like the j J. Walker Island real estate. I

know mine. She should actually just be the bachelorette next year. And she had a bunch of like young men that she should we should be Sorry, you're gonna have to compete. She do like a side podcast where my we like send my mom on, but it has to be a guy that really is into an older woman and like she's really fun. She's still a she's a business owner. She like she does well for herself. She's like loves to travel. She loves to travel. She's got a cat

named a kid name. But she's okay. She comes with a special date when Mitten is there. Um, I also want to just say that coming up first of all, Rob, do you have any we know you from supernaturally from boss right now? Is there anything else you want to promote? Well, I'm just I'm doing n c I S New Orleans right now, doing a couple of episodes of that. That's exciting. I just got back from now Orman's This Morning actually

look great. But I mean I love this podcast. Said, it's in my contract to fly me back for the contest. I was so I will say, like, if I didn't have a podcast, it would have been hard for me to make it through all three hours last night. But before we get to that, Rob and I will be this week and in san with Anna and Laurie and Padget and then Venmo John will who was in one of those theaters last night, and Annelie Alice was there too.

She was sitting next to someone. I saw her. Well, the all gonna be with four pm Saturday, January twelve, and they're going to be Um, what is that. I didn't I didn't touch anything. Come on, what is that? Okay? So they're gonna be watched Hereditary on the plane. It was really freaky. You can see that movie. That's a great way to come into right. So this Uturday, January twelve, that four pm is the Swedish American Hall. The tickets are twenty five bucks, are on Facebook and we're all

gonna be there. Please come. And then Rob and I are doing a show. I'll be doing two stand up shows that night at the Speakeasy with David Cross and then I'm doing a late night show a couple of therapy with Brian Sofie and if you want a whole weekend of us. And then Rob Benedict is coming to the podcast that I'm doing with Janine Garofflo on part part of My Tangent, and Brian will be there, and that'll be Sunday at one pm at Sketch. First, I'll also be at Yuck Yuck's Vancouver for four shows, and

then I'll be at the Rosevelt Theater in Roseville, California, Friday, February. Dude, if anyone at all, any of my friends are non friends who live in Sacramento area, please come go see here. Please come rosevill such a funny place that I think he just these people need it. I can't wait, is it? I picked? You're a really elegant gold mining town. It's mostly just like track houses. Debbie Ryan is calling me. Oh maybe she's here. Okay, we're gonna take a break

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it feels like a year and three quarters. I love her so much, and I would put a friendship ring on it if there wasn't already a new ring there and had her name is this is engaged. She's a pisto, she likes love journeys. She is my friend for there he robs. Do you want to hear rob? I really do wrong? You don't know you? I like seriously made my day. Year he was bachelors year seventeen. Also the year eighteen he went to Nashville with J. J. Reed

Kenny paw another year, Welcome back? Why did you hear tuppies? One more times? As music's is engaged, She's as she likes love journeys is my friend. I don't think we forgot you, Janna, somebody got a care. Or when she's not working her out off twenty three hours a day, we are talking Middle Eastern politics. Or while in the hours away, she likes to go to bitch out for a hike with a ten Her name is Anna or is it tenny? Guys, Guys, I'm dropping an album. It's

gonna be a double album. Areon. Oh my god. Okay we're back. Okay, here goo, guys, We're back. I got so hot. Oh my god, Okay, here we go. Also, I Patreon, Brian, Sofie and I. Over the weekend went to the rage room that Becca and Blake went to and we broke things from that. So we broke bottles, we broke glasses, we broke We tried to break TVs, but it's illegal, so we broke um. Yeah, apparently there's like gases that god, they broke TVs. They broke TVs.

It was so satisfying and anybody we went to the rade room, it was amazing, and then what do they do with the junk after you? Who's going to sweep out? Not my problem source the junk I got just guess like Goodwill. It was like it was like ten wine bottles, like ten shock glasses. Was strangely satisfying, metal like like a kitchen mixing bowl. That brand hit with an acts like. It was so satisfying. We have a video of it. I was afraid of it, and then it was I

couldn't stop laughing. It's fun. They give you like full jumps was at the video was very satisfying. It was very satisfying. I highly recommend it. Um okay, here we go, guys. That was the longest premiere that those fucking parties can I just say, Debbie was texting me the upshot of the parties were worth it for two reasons. One was watching the woman with stores all over her face telled Ben Higgins, but she got a free pass with him. My hope is that she fucked Ben Higgins all night.

What do you think I think I think she uh, I know, I don't know. I mean maybe that's his type. Now. It was it was fascinating, looked like he was about to cry. As it always looks like he's about to cry. Now he cries a lot. Some limon water from my tree. You guys can't see, but they're like decanters of infused water. And oh my god, I got my dream come true. I made my playhouse and it happened beautiful. Oh my god, it happened, guys, it happened. Thank you Patreon. Where did

they find these people? But how how did they find these people that they go to their house like they must put out a thing, being like, oh, if you have a hard Yeah, it felt like I felt like a winner. I felt like Jason. I feel like Jason listened to us and he changed his hairstyle, which I appreciated. It wasn't so like Ralph Macchio Karate kid Um. We might be the only podcast with consts I over overall, I was so mad at the extra filler. It took so much time. There was there was more we took.

It was one full hour in until we got to the lima. Please please tell me when you get married that you're going to wear men swear um. It's been in discussion number two. Were you mad that you didn't get proposed to at a viewing? Party on television or in a hot Oh my god. The goose, the goose, the goose and Crystal thing was so that was that I have so much to unpack. Please tell me. It's mostly just a listening thing. I just want to hear

it first of all. So goose happened on Paradise. The naming. Yeah, he named himself the goose, right, Yeah. He came back and he was like, I'm now the goose. It's like, you can't just give yourself a I mean, my mom did, but nobody else could just do something because she didn't. My nephew called her JJ, but she fully embraced it. And now every email ends with j J. And I think it's great. We've got j J Walker and j J. Shake shake it, shake it. But she didn't warn me

of it. It just started happening in like texts and emails. It just started happening. She was just trying to integrate it in there to where every once in a while then you just start in your mind just mentally referring to J. I do now I still don't. I will do like dear j J. Like it happened. It was

fully I think I could. I feel like I'm an easy mark for a call, and I feel like I'm easily like I think I'm malleable, and so you if you want to just change your name to like Trent next to Alison at like, I have a crew and you should come hang out with my friends. Guys. You know, we're like, okay, getting matching tatoos. Let's dude, She's just really friendly. She's just friendly. She likes to get down, okay, goosing the hot tub and those poor ladies waiting outside too,

and then upside to that in your bathing suit. I filmed at that Mad TV the final season we were on we lost. We filmed at that theater. That parking lot. You do not want to be in that parking lot on like Sunset or Holly. My friends lived nearby and they were like, yeah, we've been driving by and like seeing them like set up there for days and like they filmed some of it over the weekend because they saw them, like they saw the hot tub there. It's

a it was a bummer. I just seeing all of them also like auditioning to become like extra news correspondent, seem like Jojo and Calin and like all of them clearly wanted to do red carpet stuff. The hardest was, you know, it's when they're screaming outside of you. You forget that there's a microphone and so if you speak at normal volume, even though you might not be able to hear yourself, that like that is a normal volume and it will translate. So there's so much screaming into

the microphone because of the hectic energy. Like Jason came straight up and like, we're so excited the pandemonium, and I was like, he didn't. He goes, it's pandemonium. It's pandemonium, and he's he was in a house. It was actually actually was it that pandemonium? It's just a crowded room. And then Blake goes, I'm having a blast, having a blast. Are you having a blast. It was just like it was at least like scripted for them and give them,

give them like a prompter. Like it kind of felt like because there was so much negative response to Colton being picked, that they were trying to be like, look how everyone is, Yeah, you gone too far. They also know that everybody hates Ari and they like kind of like shove their shame in the corner, like oh yeah, and then have having a baby to like you know what I mean, It's like that's kind of a big deal, like for like from last year's match start to be having a baby is like a big and like they

know that's so unhotpular. It's like, what is he He's got to get moving, He's got to get moving. If you get they bury they bury it on you. Guys is um draft pick? When you said that he impregnated his piece of cardboard, that was so mean. Yeah, this show was a little ruthless. We kind of go too hard. But I was like alone and be like, oh my god. I just remembering that Aaron picked jack Stone of our number one one year was like the topic. I want to just say our picks. I've never picked so well.

That was I picked the girl that got the first impression. She's a strong, endorable. I mean she's a professional selfie taker, but she's very cute. I'm sad to say I had Sloth in my top three. D I did Hannah Bey too. I forgot. Yeah, I was already so distracted by Australian breathing great one of my piss up because she's just she's in, she's in, she's in but like's not gonna

go far. No, she's not gonna win. No, they wouldn't have had her at the in the show last night that they had her live, right, She was like, I'm it was met with a lot of love and I'm really thankful for you did a bit. It just started like this happened twenties second, but they didn't show that, Like Katie sent me the clip today where of her admitting that she was doing an accent and he seemed like, oh because Colton and I don't know. Okay, So finally

it started, I'm okay. Crystal and Goose were in the hot tub. He tried to kiss her on the mouth and she turned and gave him cheek, which was amazing. I wrote awful. I'm just reading awful. We met Chris Chris Harrison's mom, Mary Beth. She had a huge that was the thing she see me age love Mary Beth. It looked like his first wife. Oh my god, this is horrible. It felt like this is my first wife, Mary Bath, like I stand married, but I think she probably was just a young mom. But she looked great

for it. She was so fun and you can tell he was so caught off guard. She was tears in his eyes. He was so like lovely and touched by it, and it was like mama, and it was cool to see him like not fully on. Does Chris Harrison have a text or southern accent? Because she did so so like a Texas in Dallas is like that's a very specific accent. And I whenever I go to home, I like come back with a Dallas accent or like a

Texas accent. And I actually was looking for it. When he was like my hometown, I was like, Oh, that's cool. And then it was like, this is your mom, Mary Beth, and he just I was like, gonna happen? She had it. I met your I met one of your best season Dallas in the store. Side note. I know, I know, we gave each other this tattoo. I love. She just got engaged. I love. I was the best man. I was at a wedding at my brother's wedding, and I was the best man at her fiance. Is that a

man I introduced them? That's exciting. Number two, your mom is really cute. Seeing the pictures, your mom's really cute, and you and your mom's wedding dresses really cute. Your Your mom's really young. Your mom's cute and young. Chris Chris Harrison's mom saying Chris was a cute kid. He was particular about his clothes. I enjoyed. He was a real Chris Chris love fest. It's like, are they about to fire Chris? When they did the tribute to him and he got, he got was very emotional. My friend

asked if he was dying of cancer. I was like, no, he's like, I don't know. There seemed to be really into him. Is he leaving or something? It did feel a little bit retiring seventeen years. Then I get my cell phone that doesn't Yeah. I'm trying to figure out, like was it like is this like the twentieth season or something like that? I mean, or is he leaving? And it's just isn't isn't Maybe now seeing it yet?

I think maybe he doesn't know, but maybe he can know ABC, ABC, But they do it at the easy Higher. It's going to be him alone in Paradise. Yuki, Okay, she's cute. But the Corpse of Neil Lane he liked more life like the normal I felt shot. The side shot he felt like less animatronic and more like whatever, like maybe he went to like a good he looked good. They tucked, they nipped and touch. They did have a

good nipping and tucking. I like to pay attention to his hand gestures because he never fully executes anything, but he like starts to but like three things. They're like, oh, look at that ring? Is that a Neil Lane sparkler? And he's like, because he didn't halfway padding, halfway shaking. He didn't know how to improvise because he knew it was like there was no way that person could afford it, like you know what I mean. They were like like he was like what, He's like, you don't get to

keep that for two years? Like you've been had their couple get a Neil Laney. I think that I think I think they were doing a bit and he didn't know how to improvise. I think it probably wasn't a Neil Lane and he probably did. That's just my fear that it was. Okay. I thought maybe that it was, but it was like purchase Neil Lane for a jeweler's like and they were like, all right, we're gonna cut to you and ask and it's just gonna plug you. Yes, I was happy for the couple in Michigan, the couple

in Utah. I felt a little bit like this guy just wanted to be on TV. The couple of Michigan with him holding the antenna and they're about to have the baby. I was happy for them. She looked really happy. Okay, so here we are. Okay, well cut, If my boyfriend's listening right now, you know when to propose? Yeah, oh my god that if he did, that would be out of do you want to beat? Do you want to get engaged in front of people? No? No, no, I would probably lose my mind a little. That was my

one request. And I was like, I can't who had Who had the camera? Because that's a good picture. So two of our best friends, Mark, who was kind of the reason that we know each other, who like shot their music videos or whatever, he filmed this incredible video. It's like beautiful video and edited it that night, like while we were at dinner. And people have talent. People have talent. And then Brad, our friend who we also tour with, who takes all of their too. It was

really it was truly the cute. When you texted me, You're like, all right, guess what and I'm like hiding watching British bake Off. I need you to respond when I got a horrible text, no, no. I was stuck in Asheville. I was in North Carolina hiding watching like the Great British Bake Off, and then I saw that it was like a sign of life of like what what what it was? It literally it was like it was like the hard paddle. It was the heart paddles

bringing me back. I'm like, wait, what the sign of It's like I've seen land, I've seen I'm going to see you hiding to like a piece of plywood for so long, and oh my god, it's very exciting, so excited photos sport. So it's like we have our own So I so happy. I just want to say Josh is such a good guy and like you get to be you. It's like you get to do your thing and that is the best and you have a soft place to land. Um okay, super fan, sound about our friendship.

You don't watch out Melissa Enbree on Monday how Much joining the T shirt that says on Monday's I drink wine and watch women cry. On Limos that was a pretty good are so good? Sammy the woman who loved and she did have facers. I'm sorry, there's nothing wrong with the face store except for your faces store. She might hurt, but I just I was happy for her. But I love that bending. Did you notice that? And I mean for pointing that out. No, I made a

joke that, oh, this is a drug addict. Did she make the shirt that said the most dramatic season yet? It looked like those iron onsh They were very shiny, they were very felt directly like can you imagine promoting something just as a fan like that, like the most dramatic season yet, like using the official tagline, the official marketing line, it's amazing. No, it's amazing. I love watch girls crying Limo. I loved that kind of ten would wear the shirt. I I will wear the shirt when

I get my hands loving your turban love that. It's like a headband. It's like a nineteen twenties it's like a it's like a nineteen twenties fortune til I need one of those. Yeah, it's actually made. My boyfriend paid for it. Was like if my stocking it's not filled with velvet headband Turbans is the year of the head dude, That's what I was telling you. This is our year. We will only be wearing. I need to get that on. I need to put that on my body. I need

to test it. I don't think that color is gonna be the color for me, like and tell that shape is gonna feel so good. I'm gonna move. I'm gonna morph from being charo slash trying to be trying to be I'm gonna have a whole new kind of retro weird look happening. I'm still into the haired bow. Okay, So here we are, thanks, guys, So here we are Colton. First one off, Cassie. She's from Huntington Beach. She's surfering. There was a crotch shot. She's a speech pathologist. She's

twenty three. I like her. She was yea, she was actually like a real She couldn't have been more adorable. She seems like she actually isn't trying to be an actress like that. She actually might be a speech pet like for real doing this. So I remember when Crystal was doing her bitness on her iPhone on the beach and then she handed the sandwich to the guys that worked on the I'm the I'm the sound department, Crystal. I thought she was very cute. We have Hannah. She's

from Huscaloo, so she's Miss Alabama where she's from. She's a queen. I think they're trying to make her the raven or the Tia. Also, yes, I think Hannah by Isa she's yeah, Hannah had Hannah g is my top pick. She's the content creator. Yes. So Hannah by is roll tied um? Yes, and she yes, what is roll tiede? What is this? Alabama? Alabama the college football team. Yeah, they're very good, so they I did. I did love the phrase I'm a total train wreck that I'm the

hot mess. It's the hot mess, It's the hot Mess Express and I'm the conductor. That's an amazing red flag. Like if somebody tells you it's the hot mess, instrictions on the conductor, I will love them. That there is a thing to be wary of, but it's amazing. Yeah, and you know, I mean with her, there's maybe a lot of things to be wary of. Hey, you went on The Bachelor and be former testint and she seems to be like, maybe have some baggage about that. Pageant

pageant wars. I was like, yeah, yeah, when she met the one who beat her sash. Yeah, I read online reality post about it. But then someone recapt because I try to avoid realitty for spoilers. But they said that they were roommates at the whatever pageant things and friended me. So Calin placed second, and then the other Hannah did not place at all, and Hannah came with the sash who were the sack because she knew she had. So

that's that bad blood got So they friended me. By the way, that's a miss, miss underwood Fries, I'm your sister. You're gonna you're gonna dry hump your sister because we know you're not gonna. I thought that when he misses missing, we're related. Right. That's that's as in the running for titles right there. It's that's really good. That's really good. Okay, So then um okay. Then there was the lady who is the dancer, but she's not a great dancer. They

showed videos. My god, she moved to be a dancer. What was her name, Katie, I don't know. She was not a good dancer. It was like it was like showed her in the gym, in the gym basically doing like, oh it was yes, it was Katie. Yeah, She's like, I'm gonna I'm gonna start dancing. I'm we're in the east. That's a pretty is it main? Is it Florida? Are you in Delaware? Where the fucking we're in the East Coast. I don't know. She couldn't dance, Okay, oh hi, oh hi,

work work photo time. Yeah, y'all. Yeah, she was not a good dancer. Um. I like that. She says she lived in Sherman Oaks and enjoys yoga and sushi and if you've ever been to Sherman Oaks, that is everybody. That's every dry yoga. I am Sherman Oaks. I'm figure to represent shermanos As. I'm playing the part of Sherman Oaks. I missed Sherman Oaks. Hobbies include being very much Sherman Oaks and Jason Heather twenty two and never been kissed. She is that possible. She looks like Jerry Hall. She

thinks she's religious, she's got she's so cute. I I was waiting for her to be maybe awkward, and she has not been yet. You know. I kind of like when she said that in her video because it pops up on the Chiron and I was like, I wish that that didn't pop up because I wanted to get to know her without that fact and watching her kind of like frattenize around like, I was like, Oh, she's adorable.

She's adorable. She's she feels like an eighties like. I feel like I want to put her in like a Xanadu like splitter shore, a short shore and like just have her like roller skeetter out of Venice Beach and have her hair fly over like a headband group group. She's so cute, um yeah, but never been kissed. I'm thinking she's probably just very religious and sheltered. I mean, and never's bad. Has a kiddie named Kitty. Yeah yeah, I like that they listed as that's her occupation, has

never been never outside of being an Instagram model. The gal from Nigeria who was very cute but ended up going home, ended up going home? Um, and then who's the one Nicole? Nicole who is she spoke spanished him, she is the autistic brother. She was adorable. I feel she's not gonna be able to handle the competition because she's actually a real person like she described like twice or three times, because she feels like like she seems

apparently sheltered. She's just I feel like she just lives at home with her like her family, and she actually is adorable and is cut out for this mean, she feels very like, yes, sincere in the way that you know the first episode where I met Vibiana and I was like, Oh, you seem very like you seem like sincere and not like Pageanty in the way that we

kind of are anticipating from a contestant um. And then when Annelie started crying a lot, and I was like, I like the idea of you feeling things, but this is too many. Yes, So that's how I feel about about Nicole. Is her name Nicole? Do you have a question. We're gonna we're doing sketches on Saturday with Annelie's Do

you have questions for her? I have questions. You can text me, text me, text me, phobious, I have questions, And if you have any questions for Venmo John who made out with everyone in Paradise, or Wills who I loved. I loved Wells. You know I loved Wells. We loved him. He came through on the rescue, all of his jaunty suits. You know it. I was very team well when he was like, what's happening baby? When he said that to

the goose, that was the best. Okay, then Kirpa Kirtpa is so cute she has I did not like the tight hair, the braid. The tight braid. Yeah, I wish she didn't wear her hair up one night one. She's so fucking cute. She feels to me the most sincere person. I loved her, and and so they had the teeth shot. The filming through the teeth good. It would be a good experience to clean Colton's teeth with clothes. Colton, that's as close as you're going to get right now. I

liked her. Yeah, you know, she seems like a real person. She's got a real job. Yeah. Um, they did the whole uh the girl in the chair not being able to speak, I'm going to I auditioned. I was pinned. I was saying, okay, the patient, but I didn't get it. I had to go out an audition and put my hand in my mouth. I'm just talking about Oh, I didn't I was pinned though I didn't get it. They went another raid um question. Have you to announce that I booked the roll of the patient? This is really

as really awkward. I actually invited Debbie here last minute when I saw that because she didn't tell me, because I actually was the one who told her about that audition. Yeah, and I just caught my agents and I was like, hey, there's an audition, not a weird thing. My friend Arden went out for it. Why didn't she saw the sides spread at my place. I had her come over and read it with me. I was like, will you run this with me? And she saw that, and then I

just thought I had interesting choices talk. Okay, I'm gonna saying I didn't even know that you were amazing? Got wrong right here? I wrote a shot for you. I know what. I loved. The song was great? Did you know? No? I just think I really felt yeah, but like she saw like she she wouldn't have known about it, And I really am thankful so much. Okay, great, So I mean, I mean, I don't want to seem desperate, but I'm thank you for telling me this, and I'm just glad

that you came. And I'm glad, you know, I'm just I'm glad that you were available today. When you talk about the team kurtpop Okay, great team kirtpok. So they may have Debbie who's hot dogging for no Danny. Danny gets me wound off. Do it. You've got the platform. Mom's in federal prison, go dude. First of all, no better line delivery than my mom. She had to go to federal prison. That was as she gazed out the window and it was like call coming from Federal Correctional

flies on speaker phone. She's writing her a letter. Oh my god. She had to say you're on speaker phone really quickly. So the mom didn't say like, well I loved I loved well. It started out with well I stayed with my dad's house because he provided a comfortable home. Um, oh okay, is there something else? Some control moms and federal prison and she okay, yes, so much to unpack with her. So she's like she has like she has a problem with being the virgin. First of all, the

version thing, I'm a guy, you didn't kill somebody. I have a lot to I actually have. I have that I take a very big I think that in this culture where we're all allowed to do whatever we want, with our bodies and we're allowed to choose whatever is not hurtful to anyone else and is like our personal choice. For someone to be so directly policing his sexuality and his choices in like an outwardly emasculating way is so dated and it's it's like, it's so gross and so weird.

And the people with signs and the fact that every single like intro and outro is touching on it, and like the big drama is like will he or won't he? Like it's so frustrating, and for these women to approach him as well, and especially Demi the second that she said, I've in did a vision since I was twelve, at such a young age, just so young. That gross, gross, that's gross. That's so And then yes that cupcake cupcakes. I don't know if you like chocolate raspberries like I'm confetti.

Oh my god. No, I hate her, like this is my number one choice and I'm fucking furious about it. As soon as we met in that little video, I was like, I hate her. I think she's going to go far though, but I hate her. She might end up being like I actually feel like, now, remember last week we decided not to have two categories. I almost feel like dj Agro is going to be the cray Cray and maybe Demi is going to be the villain,

might be the villain. I'm really just proud that we all picked the d j Agro was gonna be except for except for somebody to pick, and somebody picked the one with the cop car. Oh yeah, a cop car? Can I read a tweet Laurie sent me last night because I tweeted who is Demi's mom and why is she in jail for a bezzlment or something like that? And Lauria responded. Her mom was released from federal prison on November after serving time for conspiracy to commit bank front.

Tina was sentenced to eighteen on set fmc cars well Prison in Texas seventeen, but she ended up spending her last six months and a halfway house in San Antonio. She said that she lived with her dad because he was the one to be able to provide a stable home, but her mom had to go to federal prison for six months essentially before six months at a halfway off. Apparently she's been in it. I looked up a lot. Okay, okay, she apparently, and this time she wasn't in there for embezzlement.

She was there for commit to conspiracy to commit bank fraud. So apparently she went a couple of years back for embezzlement A lot when you take people's money basically and like kind of like steal it and like launder it. I mean like if I say to you, like, hey, I'm building this thing. I mean right, so if I said, like, I don't know, you can tweet at me if I'm incorrect on this. I don't embezzle. Often your nails are

on point side, thank you. So if you like take someone's money and then you put it, you would like basically invested in something that's like not real, and then that money just somehow finds a way to your bank account or like accounting that comes to you. With bamboozling, it's a lot of it's a like al yeah, now you speak yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of snake Okay. So then we have yeah, try all the copcakes. Um, then we have oh, Kendall and CNN got wheeled out

for a while. We had I love um, I love Cianne. You know that. I stay love Sane. I just she was she's classy. Um, I love there was a woman behind Chris all night that was smashed. There was I fucking herself in the mona. Yes, two times I kept she moved her. Yeah she's back. She kind of felt like d j Agro had slipped into the audience. It was like, I fucking yourself. She like ticked, she hammered, and she was I was like, who are you? And she had idea what was going on in the actual show.

She didn't care. She just couldn't stop, like she was drunk with her own. She had like a leather jacket on. She had like fresh injections, and she was like, fuck, yeah, I'm at the fun I'm gonna go see the goose, see my lips float. Okay. So then we have um Colton shot finally that we haven't even started yet. We're not even at the fucking mansion. Culted showering with bad boy music. How many times we have to watch him shower?

Three times? So many of him shower with water on him showering, and we found out which by the way, I don't want to be weird, and he seems like an incredible like great, great, there is someone for you and I'm I'm rooting for him too. Um, I have to nothing about any shot of his body was like, yeah, I know. I was just like, he has a body that's he's just like football. Yeah, he was football hot.

I was looking at his body. I was just looking at his body, and it was it was like, Wow, I don't know anybody that's built like that like that. You know, he got into extreme shape just for this, I think. I mean, I'm sure, but it was interesting when you learned, and it made me have come for her when I was all armed, and then there's the trunk. And then when I learned he's like full football. And when I learned, it made me have compassion for his insecurity.

When I learned that he was an overweek kid, it explains a lot. He was. He was he's ready to lose his virginity. He was ready to lose his virginity to beccap Um and Chris and Colton. He's like to those people saying that I'm not ready about my virginity. And then Chris said to him, which I thought was mean, yeah, people are saying he's not a man. What the fun Chris? I wish that Coulson in that moment was like, no

one said that, man. I thought that too. I thought, hey, man, it's what they're not saying, is that everyone's saying he's gay. I mean, we're all thinking yet, but that's what that conversation kind of was right that it was with the narrative as like you're not serious about this, You've just never dated and now you want to date for the first time, which is why he made it very clear that he's had like five girlfriends whatever He's like this

is six times. The people that like whatever, like like I did it just hasn't been right or like even people being like, oh who was it the crying girl Ashley I Ashley, I UM just being like talking about like oh yeah, Like my partners were also sensitive about it and whatever it affected them. I think like they've tried to be like he's had relationships and now he's serious for real, really ship because he's young, and because he's like so you know, has like played in the NFL,

but also so immagi so young and done it. I think there. I think I just took it as that I took it, which he's not real when is your everyone's overall take with how he did last night in terms of, like, you know, schmoozing with the women. I thought he was sweet, not really wondering if he's attracted to women. Well, I mean, I know, honestly a bachelor,

how is he doing? Because like, for me, my only problem, you know, the one the basket case DJ back and interrupting at a certain point, he should have been like, hey, you should give us a minute, Like I feel like he was lacking that. Yeah, control that Like that's that's what I mean by like experience, that is to immed the only experience that he clearly doesn't have that he

really means. I feel like it's hard for a lot of them to do that though say no. And also I feel like the producers are like, you have to see us. But he actually he did seem okay, Like I mean, he kissed three girls and he was like like, I mean like he was certain the girls he was really good like Hannah ge Cassie he likes, he likes Cassie. Yeah. I want to do an imitation of his hand holding as he's talking to people, though he would hold just finger.

Now I noticed his hands on people's knees like like because that he doesn't want to touch. I'm not sure. I'm still not sure. Last night he felt straighter. Yeah, he did feel sick. I never I didn't really think about the gay thing last night. I did because I can't help it. I thought about it as like he

seems straighter last night. I suggressively nervous. Yeah, it felt to me like it was the first time that he saw pretty girls, Like like he was just like I could do this, yes, like ear just how I would

feel me too, guaranteed walk into that situation. I get nerve, I mean truly, I get anxiety for everything, so like like I would for sure be freaking the funk out and learning that and seeing pictures and saying like, oh he he did if he was like a slightly chubby kid, and like, you know, adolescence can be mean or whatever, Like maybe this kid really we all I think fundamentally

are wiring. Is sort of who we were when we were like eleven or twelve, and so maybe he really just can't believe, like and lax the skill I'm trying to. I don't want to be so cynical that I can't root. But he does seem a little thirsty for TV, like it's a it's a journey, right, it's a journey. Side note? Are we all gonna watch Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club? What the fuck is this? I'm bad? We gonna watch that? Patreon? We got to do that as a bonusty when and where.

I can't wait to invest my money in in her something I got to watch that. We've got to watch I saw her in real life. Tell me a few weeks ago. Can we go? I'd love to go? Oh my god, let my bare you ready? I would go? I real go go, I'll go. Would you go? I want what I have to be in drag? Or can I just just you with the feather pink bow was We're all gonna wear a lot of shimmery has draw shaped like dicks. Room, I'm going, I'm there, I'm going.

I need a fucking vacation. That sounds great? Okay? Side note? Okay, so um um. Then we learned he's not waiting for a ring, he's not waiting for marriage, and then they talked about he's not sure if he believes in love at first sight. Then we had a tour of all the babies that have been born on the Bachelor. I will say Carly and Evans babies really fucking cute? Are those the two older ones? You know? Those are the those Carly baby? Oh yes, um okay, pretty cute. I

will say the kids are pretty cute. I like the one boys like I thought they met him. College so good, so good, And I was like, nobody on this show went to college. College college when you can get Instagram fun literally, oh my god, oh my god, no sucking dragged me through the and are you career You've got a career hunt? That's true. My college was useless. I would it was useless. I was so traded in my college degree for the money that I expent on the tuition. Yeah,

I wish you guys could see. I majored in Techno cultural Studies. I wish you could see the classes I took. I literally took a test on that video of Arnold Swartzenegger talking about how working out makes him feel like coming if you really don't need call. I was in such an experimental bullshit major, I think, but I feel

like going to I feel like going. I would actually would rather go to college now than when nobody just I was seventeen when I went to it's useless, Like I just realized it was about to say, didn't you go to college? But then I just realized I saw a movie with you in college. Did you go to that college? Guys got the same school I met at some point of time. You go to do like the he must no, no, no no, you guys graduating class. It was my Rudolph was there and there you were there.

You're one of the smartest people I know. You don't need college. Will You could do the the Natalie Portman Harvard thing. Sometimes we have two coworkers on Insatiable Too, foxy beautiful women, both of whom are Harvard grads, and I've had a lot of conversation about it with them. Kay, you should do it, And I'm like, I would love to do it, but it would need to be the only thing I do, and I do it hard, like I run in that direction. Becca from last season's in

College prag Becca is in college right now? Uh wait? No? Oh yeah in college? Yeah? Yeah, Becca, Yeah. I want to say I feel like you, I picked your you. You would you would nail college. I feel like you would nail any any higher any higher learning. Because I went to so many schools growing up. I never had like one linear education. It was just kind of like a bunch about Europe and then about here and like

doing a bunch of and like homeschool or whatever. So there's so much that I haven't learned, and there's so much that I've learned twice, and my parents had me tested and I have like a borderline genius i Q. So then I was just like, I don't need to do this, So you was kind of like a dick about it. Like I was like doing bits in class because I was in like accelerated classes some of them,

and then would like be the teacher's aid. So I would just be like as much of a dick as possible because I was like friends with them because I read their papers, so I'd be like, please don't get me in trouble. And then when I couldn't do it anymore, and like the experience wasn't part of it. The learning I liked, and then I was just like one might as well as in a podcast, Well I'll learn anything.

I have a friend who's I don't furnished, a really dyslexic and he watches like a documentary a day and he knows more than anybody I know that that he knows. Every day he watches a document and you do learn a lot. He knows, honestly, more than anybody I know that went to any fancy school. Yeah, I can't tell

you a funny story. We just had John early on that Couples Therapy story about how like a friend of his one to Brown with Emma Watson and apparently everyone because they were just trying to treat her like she's any normal person. And I'll be like Emma Watson, they like basically just ignored her, so she had no friends.

And then she she was like auditioning for school plays and everyone's like like, I mean she was like getting enough getting because it was still like that thing where you're like people didn't know how to bet too much. You've done too much, so people are just trying to be like, hey, we're not going to make a big deal about you. But then it turned out there just being like I read her from seven she did it.

I just you turning into a fancy director, and like maybe just reading the books you want to know and that that's you don't need, just go straight to you don't need the paper, you don't need that paper. I think he was read you're so smart and no associates, no bachelor straight for the master. He is the final two. You can become a surgeon. Okay, So then we're Alexis Caught the Shark. Okay, oh my god, So here we go. It just kept going, oh my god. So then finally

we're Westlake Village. We're just now getting to the fucking limos. What did you guys think of all the sequence? It was because I was like, are there a lot of pageant girls this year? There must be, because there's a lot of pageant dresses, So a sequence. I think it's just in style, right are they? Are they? I don't know. I also don't know. I think it's I think people are just like glamorous. They just want glamor stand like Opening Night impression. They want glamour red and glitter is

cool and all, but man, it's annoying. It gets all over everything, everything forever. That when the one woman hugged him, I was like, oh no, and he did. He had glitter on his back. I saw it. He actually was glitter on. And I've been that dip ship. Clearly I'm susceptible to glitter. Your bag is cute, Okay, so so then we have um. There was just so many it's too born to even Cassie. She brought her box of butterflies.

He kept her butterfly. That was that was cute. She um, somebody, oh the one, you're number one, then you're number one with the mom in prison said he's big. He's huge. He's like a huge Teddy bear and I'm a little tiny baby. There was something fun up about that. That's how I hated her dress. Oh the yellow one, Yeah, it was she goes banana yellow and who the fun says that? Compariti banana are dude, Everything that she says

is porny. Yeah, banana yellow. Like he was like, oh yeah, I like dogs and she was like I have a kiddy cat. Yeah yeah, she's kidding. Puss, that cheaty cat, big old puss. Every kid about her was like pussy pussy kid, really trashy. Yeah, he felt terrified. I feel like every woman that was like, so are you a virgin or I'm gonna pup your any woman that did the V card, which is going to be out like it's too much like you said, yeah, it's a shaming him.

It's I don't like it. I hope you don't think I was making fun of your college degree with all people in the Bachelor, I want you to know I never, I would never, I would Hey, I've never been offended by anything in my life. Also, um, I want you to know that, friend, I am mad that you got that part on the show though last night listen, I got that while you were in college. You were a

college I was going for the real game patient number one. Okay, So for a second, I was very excited about the sloth when she first came out the first reveal with the clause. At first, before she spoke the clause, I was like, oh, ship, here we go. And then I I wanted to kill her when painful she committed too hard. Honestly, I was laughing so hysterically of just the absurdity of how long it took committed. This bitch is not going far. But this is hilariously what I loved as a Rhode Islander.

When she finally spoke that she had like a massagesists accent, I loved it. I loved my job. I love the car, I love Yeah, I like the pall likes like going to Cape Cod on the weekend, like a beach and cut your fucking key your car. He chame, what do you think you better than me? That's my fucking cousin. Hunt's your mother. Get out of here. You can't sunk with me, that's my cousin. What's you know? What's your deal? Your fucking version of whatever? Much about you? Sometimes I

do white tea whatever. I got hammer on the weekends, kind of a lot of boots crows. I funked a guy once. I had one, Like, but what I was so cold? My sister's got colmenia. I'm fifteen dollars and dead, and my my Vika score is one thirty one. Horrible. She was like she said, she loved a thousand different things. She was hammeled. She was a full ship based So I was like, what the fun? You're the fucking bachelor? Looking at you, a Mrs Bachelor. She didn't talk about

it to me. I got free wine here? What is this food? Freak? Can I take some of that? My cousin's DJ She did say, nice to meet you, dude. I like that. The whole thing is by everything that she freaking put us through, Like by that point when she took that off, she had to be like everyone was like watching a Fox watching Fox. She was gorgeous and she had like a sexy dress. She's adorable, and

she was like fully like delivered in that way. And so I was like, her personality is gonna be like awesome, Like she's like, yeah, she's gonna be ground with it or she just clearly doesn't understand when to be done with it. And and she did a full one EIGHTI was talking so fast, was talking so much. Yes, she didn't know how to and there was still like tripping. I was like still on her feet like that. She

didn't get fully out of the costume. It was equivalent of like I'm wanna fuck, you know, take on my pantiose and I can't quite get out of the feet. I feel like she had to bring like what alexis brought out of the sharks. Like she was cool, she was fun, she was hilarious. My thing about about her what's her name, Alex, Alex Alex, is that I realized halfway through the bit that she was Alex. That I

was like, where's the one that I picked third? Because she seemed to her picture she she's so cute, and I was like, oh, she's gonna be the underdog. I was like, where's that girl? Oh god, that's the slab because as I wrote slow chicken and David as the chicken, yeah that happened. I was just like, ah, that was painful. But even then he like started talking and was still wearing it. So then when the slow thing happened, I was like, is this going to be a painful as

a chicken? And it was five times worse and then until chicken fell on his face and broke his face. That was crazy. Okay, So then we have sequence um the competition that we had the friend of mees. They all lived together at the Miss USA Octo Mom came Tracy and her cop car. She's the fashion police. She's the oldest one, she's thirty one. I feel like, if you get a pull pulling in a cop car, you should you should be a cop, you should be cop special.

In Australia, there was a crop and were allowed to do that. By the way, are we just allowed? Isn't that like in personating police officer, Like you're allowed to drive a cop hart with the cyrouns on. I don't know, like where did they get that? She was a wardrobe style. She had a prop fan. Everybody like, where did the woman who had like made a little like fair pony rides and made him the pony? Where did she get those props? He was the face on the face. Oh

the the props. Oh no, no, no, no, no no no. I was thinking of like the Cinderella the carriage, right, yeah, the props where you're the pony. Because production helps you the production. It's almost unfair. All right, let's talk about some of those little dates. So we had the dancing who was a dancing lesson to a string quartet. If you're like a former NBA dancer and you're like, quit your job, you like, I quit my job to be here, I'm gonna teach you how to dance. Nothing's more fun

than learning how to dance to a violin. I know she was trying to take it easy on him because he teaching him the walls. Yeah, he's like, I'm actually pretty. She's never had a boyfriend, Really, that dancer? How keep an NBA dancer and never have a boyfriend because you're committed to the dance. I'm committed to the dance and also to my new my new music career. It's amazing

excited that I was okay. So then we have when she gave him the cuffs and he goes, I'm going to save these for the fantasy suits, and I thought, no, you're not. You're not an adventurous sex. Nothing is really Oh really, this is my first time. But can I coff you? Yeah? Yeah, He's like, it's and that thing where he was like, because it can be my first time. I wanted to be special and tender and what did you see that? That was like in the maybe the

sneat preview. But then like simultaneously, same messaging, I'm giving these handcuffs, you're not going to utilize that. I can't even get this open or nowhere to put them. Then we have Brie with her fake Australian accent. I loved it. I love it because that's a new It's rare in reality TV to be a new kind of dipshit. I was like, and she in mine. Now I don't have a very good I'm terrible. You can do Australian accents? I believe right. How was hers? Yeah, it was fine.

It was like, um, it was good. It was good. I think it's like probably a hard one and a lot of people go into like Irish or English, but then some people like vice versa, so I like liked it. I was listening for it. Once I knew it was a gimmick, I was like, is she going to give it away? I liked that she did. I just thought, if she's here for the Instagram followers, and which is what she clearly is, like, at least you stand out

because everybody's there for the Instagram followers. So like like, I thought, well, Donna, and she was very cute and made her seem and when he said where are you from and she said, oh the accent, it's Australia, she didn't why Technically she's a loophole queen, which I like because she's crafty and she probably practiced those three sentences in an Australian accent all week. So I'm like, you know what, Yeah, well executed. She didn't didn't blow it out.

She did a very subtle It wasn't out of control, so it's believable. Good Die put it simp of mind. Baddya ba Hannahna And who's Australian said to keep your mouth very small because Americans would talk with wide Australians tolk lock this. They keep the math a little small. Oh, I know, I spent all holiday break with my best friend's husband, who was Australian. Spike to my eye. Okay, I like that. You were gone for a long time. You were on a journey around the world. I love journey.

You were on your love journey and you got the ring. It ended right, you got the ring. Yeah, I went to We went to Australia all around with your bro and yeah it was my dude, that's so sweet. My brother, he came, my fiance, flew out, my brother and sister in law. Um, we need Chris Wison to do the Oh my god, Chris ed Lindsay Lohan's resorts in that Chris Harrison montage. It was shocking to me. We were like, what he marries them too? Like I did? I know,

I didn't really know that either watched the show. Does your guy watch the show? He watched her before I did. Does he want to come do this with you? Sometimes it would be hilarious, Please come, please come. I can't I'd be so fascinated to hear his take see who he likes? Okay, yeah, um, so don't we have Hannah Hannah with my The content creator gold dress. She got the first impression Rose Content. We liked her. She's adorable.

We liked her and continued liking her more. I liked the Chiron popped up content creator and we were like, oh, come on, Like I liked her more than I liked her more than I thought I would because of her bio. Yes, she's um. She's sincere that Katie pulled up her content and she's so cute. Yeah, his content creator. It does she then make that for other companies or that? See

she does? I think she has like an iPhone and she's cute, and she knows how to like a photographer and model for her burgeoning social media business, planning the photo shoots for her next post. Enjoys being a foodie, and so she's she's she takes self face like she's her own photographer with her both the photographer and the model for her burgeoning social media business. Is my new Instagram. She's like having her a self timer like she I

think she has followers. She does because she's she got that first impression road, I mean, look how cute she is. But so she was really a lifestyle blogger. She's trying to be like Raven she's gonna have Grace Swade. Oh she's got thirst place to know it. I bet she already sells a fab fit fund. Oh yeah, for sure she does. And she believe that she no way, she's the photographer already. Yeah, I mean, look, that's the thing. And she's really cute and being when she wins, and

she'll get so many more, she'll get so any more. Okay, here we go. So then we have um d j Aggros shows up and she brings her fucking dog and she gives cold the dog. Katie, go, Katie, Katie, what the who does that? First of all? And she's just like, this is the best way for you to get to know me. And then she just gives someone, here's my dog for this entire journey, she said, I mean, I'm sure he's not gonna actually have the dog. Also, she's forty eight years she likes forty eight, and her lips

are literally going to just like float off of her body. Minimum. I want to know two faces ago what she looked like. I want to know three faces ago, two ago still unrecognized. I mean truly, like, how old did she claim to be? She says, she's twenty six? You guys, you are you both twenty five? Is that correct? Yes? I am? How old are you? You're so all good? I can't believe I hang out with You're so fucking old. She's she

She's no, she's in her forties. There's no way. I mean, she could maybe be late thirties if she like, smoked a lot and got a lot of work. But she just looks like work done. She's shooting that. She's aiming

to be Kurrine. She wants to be Correnn. Yeah, but she's forty eight, so it's gonna be really hard to be Courrine when you're forty eight years she um the good news if she ever ever falls into body water, she will never drown because those lips are gonna keep Oh my god, Okay, And then also did the dog like, I mean, who does that? Can you imagine that this is my baby here? Trink it? I mean literally, like I would vote around that. I don't want people even

looking at Scout. She could you do you want to play Scout song? Scout as a song? Maybe? Hold on? This is for Katie's dog, Scotten. Bonnie. We love you very much. We appreciate that you've learned all about the best lark and nonsense stuff. But unfortunately we don't know my house now and I have three carasy cats. I would like to have you here, but my cash went run away. I love you, Scout and Bonnie Scout, Bonnie Scotten Bunny. Will you accept my rose? That's going to

be my first single. That that's my first single. That's my first thing. You can tell how much time you took putting the rhymes together. Do you want to dance to? That is your first dance and I'm dancing that right now. I'll walter to that right now. Your first your weddings, Like dad, I have an idea for our other daughters. That. Yeah, I said a lot of That's what I did my whole vacation. I wrote all those out. Yeah, just tapping it out. I love Scot out of body. I love

Will you accept this rose? This happened? We we there's more, there's more things in my sleep. We've been busy. Just say a couple of things really quick, please please, all right, Nina, I'm looking at Erica. Yeah, there's a couple of people here that I just do not recognize. Never seen him before, and watch the whole episode. Never seen before them. He didn't remember her either. Na oh yes, bombs and buffalos and bombs. He was cute. But okay, wait, then we

have I was. I felt worried seeing Courtney and Lily again after Winter Games. They've been in l A too long, They've gotten makeovers. I wanted them just to go back down under and live their lives. Just have fun. Also, Garrett and back up. Garrett didn't even try. He wore an old shirt. He seemed depressed. Okay, so they don't think that Garrett wants I don't think Garrett wants to be on TV. I don't think he knows how to be on TV. I think he just smiles. But I

don't think that he looks stunned. He looks not a lot of death. Yeah, so then we have. Um, so then he kissed. Let's talk about the three kisses. He kissed the woman in the sash my number two. She's Kaitlyn. He kissed his will for revision. Calin doesn't look like her photo. Just want to say she does not at all like a different human Number two number two. Um, I don't love Klin. Yeah, I just want to say she's something about her really bothers me, Klin, Yeah, the sister.

The sister surprised, I'm your sister, right yeah, um um, And then we have and then we have. He kissed Katie. He said, I want a strong independent woman. She said, I'm a Christian girl, and he kissed her. I love that he did. I liked that. I loved that. I think he really into fitness buddy, like literally yeah, she's like yeah, yeah, she's carved, She's total carved. She was the greatest sol is that her? She's yeah, okay, okay, I've got my os. You give me wanted to have.

You give me like a thumble wine, a half a cigarette. Get ready, I'm gonna take like a month off after that, but I can sucking move move. Who's the third kiss? Third kiss was Hannah Hannah Buttons Hannah but knows the one who got the first. I thought he only kissed two people he kissed. I think he kissed one more. Be kissed the other pageant when he kissed her, You're okay,

so now we're gonna do before you leave. Um. So he cut the sloth and then he cut um, he cut cut Devon, oh yeah, and then he cut the new name. He cut Jane with the new name Jane, and then he cut Cinderella I can't remember, oh my god. And then they showed the pumpkin. Oh yeah, was such like it's it's like six am, right, that party go all night and that was a tired produced like quick, you get a pumpkin. They got the who was like, yeah,

I don't like specially really smart. I'm like a person and he cut like I didn't even get to before you go? You help us pick the tree of the week. Yes, can we talk real quick about and you guys keep talking after I go? But no, no, no, none of the preview for what's going to happen. Yes, yes, I mean something over the wall. Does he kiss every person he interacted? He did a lot of dry humping. He's getting pretty horizontal with these dry hemps everybody and then

runs anyway. Everyone is in a bikini with their legs around him. Yes, every one more than three or four broads in a bikini. He's grabbing their bottoms. There's a lot of ass grab I still don't think he's a good kisser. I watched it. It's like he just needs more. Even Chris Harrison goes like, what the ship? You know? He's like, cusses about it because I don't know how planned that. It feels like because he's being like Colton. Yeah cool. I think Chris Harrison just loves when he

sees that something could be drama and likes it. He loves it, just goes in. Okay, how did you feel about Chris watching Chris Harrison? He was teared up. Chris loves Chris, Chris love, I love. I love what I do. He's not retiring. I love what I do. I loved his suit. He is very good at being Chris Harrison. Okay, are we ready tweeter the week? Song? Two to the Week is a britty tweet of the week. An idiot tweet of the weight first two of the week Ryan

Paulson at our Paulson photo. He tweets, this might be the first season ever. We're showing up to gain instant followers? Is the right reason? Yeah? Okay, was on fire. He did a few. Give a few of you can pay your first Ryan Paulson. One of them will narrow it down. Here's another. Ryan Paulson saying that Colton is your favorite bachelor is far more revealing of your personal character failings than saying that Trump is your favorite president, absolute favorite. Yeah,

he's my favorite. Ryan Paulson, Becca hit the nail on the head with the perfect person for Colton Garrett Um Alexis Madison at ABC Madson. Clearly this season doesn't end with Colton getting murdered by coyote, So is it even worth it? Wow? And then Ryan wrote, seriously, it's a shame that we already have proof of life because he came out on the theater. Um, Megan Corbett back, um at Meg Corbs. This premiere has more filler than every

contestant's lip injections put together. That's um. Let me have Cheyenne Constant at TRIXI Firecracker. Oh, Chris is so going to propose to himself after this video. I've never seen a man more in love, Okay. And then we have final Shanne Constant is desperately clinging to your bachelor fame worth sitting in a hot tub in the parking lot around the corner from Craft Services in fifty degree weather. You're not going to get a spin off, all right,

So I'm gonna narrow it down to two Shayne Constant. Oh, Chris is so going to propose to himself after this video. I've never seen a man so in love, and I'm gonna throw a one that I didn't do. I'm gonna do one that I didn't even narrow because we did none of them got huge reactions, So I'm gonna do this was one the show having more filler than the lift fillers and all the con doesnts collectively is okay, I'll put that one. Okay, I'll put that one in.

I'll read that in a second. Here's another option for the final three. Does anyone know which maul Demi was shopping at when she met her boyfriend at twelve? And can we confirm Roy Moore's location at the time? Okay, too dark? Okay, alright, alright, so we're gonna go to you like it all right, So we're gonna do for a final two. Oh, Chris is still going to propose himself after this video. I've never seen a man so in love that was at Cheyenne Constant and um, Megan

Corbett back. This premiere has more filler than every consistent lip injections put together. Filler or Chris Harrison and love filler, filler, filler, Oh my god, Megan Corbett back. Thank you, you are the winner. Thank you to everybody who emailed us and email us at Rose Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Like us on iTunes, Um we are a Rose podcast Vodka. There's more podcasts on if you If you want more of us, it's on Patreon, backslash, w y a t R and um, can you hand him with a madrigal again?

Oh my god? Yeah, let's hear the Can we hear that tweet of the week again? Tweet of the weight? Oh my god, he's gone like Target lady accent you guys, Rob, I'm gonna see you in San Francisco on Saturday, and everyone who comes to the show Saturday. My goal is that you know the words to your song by the end of the season. Okay, alright, if you don't get to hear it in between, you're gonna make a song for Benmo John Oh my god, Oh my god, I

need to make chance. Oh my god. Well, I have one song that I get to improvise to, so I have background music and I get to improvise. Tanna, will you take a picture of all of us before Rob leaves? In conclusion, Debbie, who do you think? Who do you think it's gonna win? And who do you think it's going to be the villain besides d j agro Um. I mean, I feel like they're teeing like DEMI up to be the villain right now. But there were a couple of girls that got really freaked out there Klin.

I don't there's suthing about Klin. I don't trust um and I don't know what it is. And I want to root for her because she's a pageant girl, yes, and them's our people now for sure. But once you've been through pageant camp, you know what I want to say. I've noticed that all that you and Aaron and Irene can pose really well, like just in a casual picture, like there's like you all can like just get I mean you might have, you might have been able to get it right before, but you guys all like I

can really put me through the ringer. He let me know everything I was doing wrong. I'm sure that's what happens to badges. Um Um. Who do you think it's gonna win? Who do I think is gonna win? I mean, I think it's gonna be like someone surprising that he warms up to. Obviously, it's looking like Hannah right now. But on the Bachelor, it's never the first impression Rose, un bachelorette, it's usually the first usually the bachelorette whoever gets the first impression Rose, Oh yeah yo yeah, and

that was to me, Demi, dem Demi. I think that like something will hopefully happen to where he thinks he's falling for Demi or to me, because she's good. She's manipulative and she's good, and she's just like this little freaking sex spot. She's like, he has a crush on me. I can tell people would say that. People actually like, keep it to yourself, he likes me. I mean, I don't know. I don't have the confidence. I don't have

the kind of content. It's never occurred to me that even people who are giving me very strong signs think I'm cool. Like, it's never occurred to me to be like I I think that might be real friends like I would never within forty five seconds of like a first conversation. She's bold and knows who she is and gets what she wants and you can respect that. I have been run by people like that, so my natural inclination is to hate it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah,

it's like I think if she's like means beauty. There was one girl and I don't know who it was, but in the episode where someone was like, there's like thirty of us and we're all going to be competing, and one girl goes but only one of us is going to get the ring, and it just like got a little chili, Like it's real pageant e. I want to make it very clear my feelings for you. I want I wrote a song for you. I just want to know. I just want to give you signals about

how I feel in our friendship. Can we just just somebody's engaged. She's a pista, she likes love journeys, she is my friend, a former brook, she has a crush on I think she really likes me. I think she really likes She ran and friend with Debbie Ryan. I'm really good at I'm available for lyric writing. I'm really good. I'm a really good lyricist. Oh my god, Katie witnessed all of those recordings. It was like, that's awesome. It was like a fever dream. Well, guys, thank you all

so much. This is I feel even more myself than I felt off the Rage room. This is great. I would like to go with you. I would like I'm gonna tell you. Anna said that when she listened to the podcast that there was a notable difference in the sound of my voice calm. I sounded calm after you would really like it? We should go. I would love to. I put it on a list. I have this list for people like my friends are Ohio or whoever when they come here at this list of like thing places

that will send them. And that is one of the like miscellaneous activities because a lot of my friends are like sober or straight edge. That is like one of my favorite because it's like bars and cocktails. It's fine spiles in an l a, but like that's cool things. I'll be honest, Brandon Safie, if you ever get if he was really fun, it was fun or was it like a scary friendship moment where you were like, oh, I think I know you now and are you okay?

You know what it was? It was when I saw him switched from the bat to the axe to attack. He's like, I'm gonna when you actually swapped out his weaponry to attack that kitchen and the video I couldn't stopped lad. I didn't learn a lot about you guys through the videos, like yeah because we started yeah, yeah, because we said we didn't. We edited this part out when we put it on the Patreon page. When we each one, we were like this is for the back or that, like yes, wait, but we realized, did you

only get twenty minutes? You only get a certain amount of stuff, so we named like this is where were you? Yeah? Yeah, it was really fun. Targeting. It was fun in the beginning. It's scary because you're like, I don't want to be in a room with a bat, like hitting things, and then you're like never had that? Yes, did you get to do that? For the Insatiable? When did you get to beat? What? Did you get to break? Ship? It was like candy glass and like all of those things.

Was that fun? Yes, it was so fun. And then these like air cannons that were like helping things kind of explode. It would just feel so And I used to do it with wine bottles. I used to like throw and smash them against walls and I used to like whatever. And of course growing up you used like BB guns or whatever like in Texas. So I feel as though like targeting it like being making eye contact with it creates like a control and sort of like a fear of it. I want to do it with you.

I really my favorite thing to break in the room. We had coffee cops. We had ash trays. I liked the shot glasses because they were small and they would just explode. And what did you break them with that? And did you come down on them or did they did you hit them across? We figured it out because it's like all on like a trash can and so like you could either hit it against the wall or

you can hit down. I found it was more satisfying to hit down because hitting across it doesn't break immediately and then goes to the wall and then it breaks, whereas if you want to kind of be like yoh fuck, yeah. It was very satisfying. I felt like I felt really excited afterwards. I felt very grounded. I'm gonna become the intern there when I'm on tour, and I would like that bryance off it. My torso was so long I

almost didn't fit into the jumpsuit. It was amazing. It was like full camel to like, I fully almost didn't fit him. Um, I unfortunately have to go Okay, we're gonna go. Guy, um Tanna, thank you for having me as always. Yeah, I'm so glad to see you. I love you. Do me too. I'm gonna have to write a song for Josh. If Josh is going to come, I might improvise it on the spot so you can see my lyrics, like just like I can freestyle like like that. It might be like eight miles and I

really want to make it pretty impressive. I want to be like I wanted, like when you write a song from my vand like I got you. Yeah, I just want to hire you. I can audition a song. I can audition like toment pilot song like for his song. Dude, I have a thing that I want to show you. Do you happen to know their song called Jumpsuit? I might if you play it for me. I might. Um, I can play this whenever. You don't have to do this. But my friend did this, which is an acoustic version.

Jumpsuit is like pretty intense of a song and it's incredible and it's actually just got nominated for a Grammy or something. But my friend did this version. Oh my defense me so happy that I feel sooted right now. This is actually feel really good right now. It's so funny. I love your friend. It's like there's a point at the end of the song when he screamed, but he just changes it too cute little JUMPSU. I love I love this so much. I love your friend. Maybe we

could do a collab on an album. You guys would be incredible, would we really would be? I'm gonna quit at him. It's good to music. Oh my god, did he loved to Josh love it? We were howling laughing. Yeah, because he would just do he would just change it. He would be like, I want to pant sued pants suit covering me, pants sued to pant ude to cover me. He just like send us that we were losing. Anyway, it's you, It's you and dude for him. I can't wait to meet him. Um, Josh and I got matching

tattoos in each other's hand fight, Can I see? Yeah? And actually no one in the world knows where it is, so I'm gonna show you. Okay, we want to tell anybody. Oh what does it say? Oh? Yeah, he's the right guy for you. It's and I was like, I gotta get yeah, I gotta get at her, Um, can I try in your turb him Um, Debbie, I love you. I love you, Katie, I love you. Yeah, I love you. I can't wait to go to mick a Nose Lindsay Lands beacha. If we went for like three nights or

four nights, that wouldn't that would be easy? Four nights, four four nights because like playing, you'll be you'll have like two solid good feels, like the sense of time and making those regardless. Yeah, there's no jet lag because I don't think things start until ten pm. Like we're fine. Oh my god, I'm thinking, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. By the way, like I would love to go on vacation with you. I think it would be so fun. And I will not go to Lindsay

Lohan's beach house. I just want to, like, I just want to say right now, okay, okay, um you guys, thank you for listening, and we'll see you in San Francisco by night. I want to get tonight feels so good. I'm just gonna wanted to push you figure where word oden to your world