"STRONG JAWED BRUNETTE!" w/ Jim Jefferies and Wells Adams

craft single. I love. I love those two. I love those Hello, and welcome to another episode of We Except This Rose. My name is Arni, coming to you from my boogie kind of Chili garage on Los Angeles, California. It is not raining. It stopped the doors open during a blizzard. Blizzard warning were given. We had a blizzard right for two days. It was hell. Your iPhone at one thirty in the morning tells you there's a flood happening. Yeah, gonna do, my dad said, because you can see on

Google Maps. You guys, don't you live near the river. I'm like, the La River's not gonna fill up. Worry about it. I've looked at that thing. It's normally not even got anything. The race cars in it and Grace tell me about it with me today. Oh my god. Okay, this combination of fellas is when I say I have two rascals in my garage, I'm not underestimating my statement. A gentleman who's latest. This is number nine, number nine, Yeah, number nine. His ninth special is up. It just came

out on Netflix, high and dry. The man who put me really near, Brad Pitt, and for that I would be forever great. I just couldn't find an entrance to introduce you, like I was trying, like she's a human woman and you're a man she can put dear. Remember the world's strongest man was there as well. Yes, the world's strongest man, Martin Lee Chiese was there, and uh and so I thought, he goes, can I please Eastern

European guy, can I please meet Brad? And I was like, I guess you gotta need and you're the strongest man. You gotta in with anybody. Yeah, he is the strongest man alive. He could be like, this is my friend Art and she has a long torso so I introduced him to Brandon. I said, Hi, Brad, this is Martin Lee Chiese. He's the strongest man alive. And Brad was like, nice to meet you, and he goes h. He goes, Brad, I won't to get into movies. I can help train you.

I can teach you how to lift boulders onto podiums. I can teach you how to do this. And Brad just just cut him off so politely went Hey, just so you know we're not going to do that, right you understand? Wow? Where is a gentleman Jim Jeffrey Hi Luke who's arriving Doctor Banana rolling in with a mushroom water bottle also with us today. We're so excited every time he says yes to play with us. We love

him so much. He is the host of beston Dell and he's also the star of the Bachelor franchise Ladies and Gentlemen, Wells Adams Hello, of course we have our production team. Uh. Doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna Danna, Doctor Banana, Mitten's Marine Hosnie, Hello, doctor Banana, thank you for having Where did you come from? You were Chartie? What were you doing this morning? I was at the studio. Oh fancy, that's just a lot. A lot of people

want to record their podcast on Tuesday. Who did it? Who did it? This early? I'll tell you off. Also with us today we have our friend will you know her? You love her? Doctor Katie Levine too. You know what, I only hang out with doctors. Here we are you guys. Okay, Zach officially sucked. He sucked. He sucks? What he boring? Like her? But I'm not boring. No's not being rascal. You're pudding. Yeah, I'm not boring. He's so boring. And

he's tight. He's tight. He's like Q four goals, like you want a one on one, don't give me a nickname, don't fist bump me. He's so tight. You don't know what's gonna like, make him shame you. It's so and he says, no sex in the fantasy swing my god,

oh my god. Is there anything that would make a woman dry than a man that goes I don't want to have sex like that's really like, yeah, you want to have like even if you don't want to have it, you want him to be Yeah for us, you want Can you imagine getting engaged to somebody without fucking them prior now? He says, because this is an active love, not an active lust. Yeah. God, no, marriage is a little bit of both. Yeah, you need to have a bit of lust. Yeah, gotta have a best friend, you guys,

not his wife, his best friend wife. Did I see the meme where it was like, Zach looks like a skinny Perez Hilton Now and see it and the same thing, I'm like, oh god, okay. He the only thing that he was excited about physically was doing that wife carrying race. Yeah, this is the thing with the dates dates he did. Remember when that girl cried. That girl cried like, she's like, that's the date I wanted. Yeah, because everybody wants that. I'm buying your ship. Yes, why would you come back

with the bags? That's the big one. And then the next girl got there, What did you do? I put they put a helmet on me and turned me upside down and I grabbed onto his back and he jumped over things, and I like, my like nose was in his asshole, and he ran like around like a Stonian villagers, and he went aggressively hard to he was fast. He was way too like because it was like he was running away from his true self. Whatever you want to imply with that seence, literally he was putting women behind.

He was running so fat and jumping over things that if he tripped, she would have landed on her face. Yeah. Yeah, the helmet wasn't gonna help her face, like in his asshole and on her face is aware of it was nuts, It was okay, here we are. I also like the obligatory shot of Jesse like in the crowd, like in the background, just like clapping. Why was he there? Also, the Hillary Clinton coat was back. Yes, the fucking Colton's

long Hilary coat. Clay Clayton, Clayton's long Hi. Yeah, Clayton clay to put him on any tall, very into long jackets. The Hillary Clinton coat they dusted off. It was just like, did I call Colton? Yeah? Whatever, They're all the same person. When was the last male When was the last male bachelor that felt like they actually like boned like any like what Ari Ari Pilot Pilot Pete Okay, because it's kind of like a like it feels like they're getting more and more kind of And then he was unfair,

but he didn't feel sexy. He didn't feel sexy. He felt like he felt like he would just like Power Pump. Well, you just like what's the other way. I don't like this trend of them shaming them for having sex in the fantasy sweet though, that is the point of the fantasy Thank you, kay, signed like you signed up for the show to find your husband. That's right, and I should fuck them before he wouldn't want to be locked

in the inner room overnight with my best friend. I'd rather be locked in a room with a Telly if that was if if if there was a bachelorette and she took me to the fantasy sweet, So there's gonna be no sex. Yeah, I'll go. Just give me an ipipe pad I'm having awake. Yeah. Yeah, I've been staying in this house with other people. I have needs, just like, let me be alone, Let me be alone a second. We started noticing this trend this last season in Paradise. No one would go to the boom that I don't

know because this generation doesn't fuck. They don't, they don't, they don't. What is that? Here's what's weird though, But like the sexiest photos on TikTok and Instagram, I'm like, so, like, what's up with the highly sexy photos of nobody's having sex? Everyone? Yeah, everyone wants to be a model, but no one wants to fuck? Why is that? If you want a successful model,

we know what you gotta do. Clayton, he did have sex with all of them and then he got like completely shamed for it and that and I'm wondering if like people were scared then after. I think that's what it is. But that's unfair. He shouldn't have been shamed. Has right? You gotta lay down the tracks first night, opening night, and you get us some shot up the bachelo go hello ladies, Oh we'll be fucking three of you. It is. I already have a bit of a goads

used to be chasing you. Guys are so cold, and here are you cold? I know, I'll bring blankets out. I reckon advise every contestant. I would just go in and just lie on the first night. That would be my thing. I'd go off, I'd talk to her when I come back and people go, hey, how did it go? How did it go? I fingered it in the bushes and now, and then she'd come out and go, did you tell people that? I go, why are you lying? Now? Why?

Why we did? This's a liar? Yes? I like I like all of your theories about the bad So I like, just picturing your season would be incredible. Here we are, we're in Estonia, and um we have Jesse and and they're out having tea. They're having like a like a like a They honestly looked like a gorgeous couple. It was like Jessie and whatever, what's his nack? Zach? They were like. I was like, oh, that's like a handsome zack. Like, didn't they look like a products? Yeah, they looked like

a really attractive couple. And they're both their hairs are getting like higher and higher. And so then we find out after he for shamed Greer for having a job that he basically gave her COVID and then he was like, oh that's too bad. He's like, Queer's under the weather. Oh that's too bad? Is she okay? She feels fine? It's like what like she's asymptomatic, but also was feeling

under the weather? Is she still on the show? Because like, did you notice during the rose ceremony there was a space left And I was like, is that supposed to be the space for greed? Yeah? Did you see the coming ups? Yeah, she's she goes I'm back. Yeah, she does come back. I know she's back to just have her locked away until yeah. I mean I was hoping she would just be like, fuck him, I'm not coming back and I'm sick. I thought she also was like,

oh my god. I know. I thought, if you get COVID, you get to stay in, right, Yeah, I get COVID right before the engagement. But what's his name? Logan got cut? Yeah, he left. I weren't feeling it. I don't know. It's weird. Logan Fox, Logan Fox, Logan Fox. But why didn't Logan go to the boom boom room because Logan Fox? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Because he was dating Katie. I think he saw that she might be a terrible terrible was it Kate? It was k oh yeah, yeah

yeah yeah. She was like yeah, yeah, yeah, she was terrible. I net a man with a big dick and a bigger bank account. That's that's that's where my sister for two things. They yeah you only get one, Yeah, you get both. I had a big dick. I wouldn't even

be working on my bike. So then so then okay, he's like, so, what was the hardest part about COVID not seeing the women, and then he's like, okay, so so he goes let Greer know him thinking about her, and also she's like a dirty horror for being ambitious and having Q four goals and sales. I ate his Oh dare you you comparing your salesforce to me finding a wife? I can't with this guy. He's the worst. I do want to know how she does next quarter. Yeah,

she's definitely got goals. Yesterday she has Yeah. So then Charity she gets the one on one day and she's worried. She worris I was worried they weren't going to give it to her. Yeah, that would have been so cruel that they were like, well, it would have been hilarious. That little zoom where she got the big bend was you got you got so big? Good? So then um um So then here we go. Okay, so this is the fun part. So he comes there waiting, you're about

to go on the date with Charity. He comes in and kats like, can I steal you for a second? I'm just like and she kisses him. She gets lip gloss on his face and sends him back to the women and Brooklyn calls her classless and I was here. I love Brooklyn calling her out because I wasn't cool. Well, I have a couple of things about this. Please. Well the kiss was wrong, but this season's been so boring,

thank god. Also in Brooklyn, my wife hates Brooklyn. Why watch the Vegan she's a radio post yeah about her? Yeah yeah yeah yeah animals yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. But also she's bored into it. Yeah. My only problem in Brooklyn. We still catch nazis when we can. That's right, it's no excuse. My problem with Brooklyn is it's not her fight to fight, and so it's a little bit like, why are you butting into these conversations? It should be

a charity. I think at first it was okay for her to bring it up, but she keeps yeah party that she comes and interrupts like, yeah, the first time was wren it, the second time it was too much. Yeah. I did Nick Viles podcast yesterday you did, and he was adam ely and fired up that what kat did was right okay, and that he is like everybody else's like if they're not pulling him aside, that they don't like they're more worried about being on TV. I was like,

I don't think so, I don't know. I feel like we were the producers and I were saying as women like. It's like he's like, so what about the rules, Like if you're really invested, you should go pull them. So he thought what she did was right. Listen. I love nick but Nicko also was like the king of like, um like herpes he was he was a villain. Yeah, he was, yeah, the king of Like I'm here for her, not for you guys. I don't care. I'm doing this

for her. So I'm not surprising that he was like you have to go to It's like, yeah, yeah, we know nick Yeah, so so yeah, gradulations only guide with Nick. I know she's so pretty, she seems nice. Um his his new studios Gorge. It was fight a good time, okay, so uh yeah, I thought cat Cat Now he's so easily Zach is so easily influenced that, Um, I felt like kat Honestly, I thought was gonna win because she's sort of the sexiest and she kind of seemed like Katie.

But in doing this, because he keeps cutting the villains, there are no villains, so she's going to I think get eliminated by making She's gonna spin out because the other women in the house are gonna like attack her for this, and I think he's gonna cut her when she shows any week. Now, here's the thing. Are they ever told to keep a villain in? Is there ever? I would imagine back in the day they did so. I'm surprised he who influencer one Christina Mandro No one

loves her. Oh I couldn't stay in it? No, No, I mean TV for TV? For TV? What's the kid on TikTok and dances with him? Fuck off? Yeah, a body kid a lot. I know, I know, I know that it was like doing yoga with your kids. They're always like my kids in my life. No, No, that's a fucking cash machine for you. I'm trying to make yourself more adorable with the smaller person. Yeah, it is true. I was. That was a red flag for me. That was an alarm bell. I'm a mini me and like

matching like ath Leisure were doing. I might my son come out and do a top five before I walk out. He don't come out for twenty minutes or anything. I do think that Jess ruined what production wanted to have happened, which was on that in that cocktail party or in that date. I think they wanted everyone to be like cat, you should know cats a bad girl to Zach and then Jess derailed up by being like I'm spending out. Yeah, and it was like, well, there's no time now to

bring this up. And then when the cocktail party happens, it's almost like too much time has gone by, Yeah, like make that story like that's interesting. Well, it was interesting and we'll get too late. But it was interesting watching how fast she snapped with like I don't want to see zacly this is a high zack, like how fast, like the snap was this was a cat. She said,

I can't handle this. Right before I talked to Zach get a cock to terrified moment and he's like, I felt like something was off and the way her face went into that smile and then the dead eyes, I was like, oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, really I didn't sense it. But that's also that's such a BS. That's that's someone being like, hey, maybe ask her if something was off, because they were trying to get that out. That was a bit off at the witch thing. Yeah,

by the way, the witch thing. You do better, bachelor. I just get me like a hippie old lady and a fire and call it a day. Like she's going on the shotgrat, that's not a witch thing. That's a hippie thing. You're meant to be with brooms and cats, Like I want a real wedge, give me a real witch. And she's like this, I've been doing witchcraft for twenty years.

Took it up light life because then so then Brooklyn calls her class list and she's like, look, I had what I just shoot my shot and I just take it away. She's like, well, you know, look I did enjoy when when kat was trying to explain herself to Ariel later, who was like She's like an Ariel was having none of it. She's like, but you did do that, Like Ariel was like the Ariel to me was the best delegate from the house to hand, Like Brooklyn just got derailed. Ariel is like an adult woman living in

Manhattan might be too smart for this show. Oh for sure, she's way too good for him and show. Yeah, I'm fancying Ariel more and more. Yeah, I never I never liked it. What we didn't like it, but I didn't think about her. Yeah, I'm like, she feels like a cool adult woman or so here we are right, so you can tell like she comes from a good family, just from the my parents would watch This Night People in a sauna. She was like, thanks. She also has

she's got very big boobs. Is anyone surprised that she was selective the date whe they're supposed to get naked and enough she's like, He's like, I got to see those things. I also't like that she had the wherewithal they go, you're gonna be naked, and she said I will be wearing a bathing suit. I was like, wow. She was raised differently than me, Like she knew too that she had her I would be like, okay, I guess it's gonna be a one piece. He's like, damn it. No.

She had really very boobs, as did Katie. The nurse has really big boobs. I noticed in her and I was like wow, And they all seem real. They seem like real. I was like, good for you, ladies. Well I got it was what is Eriel du marketing executive in Manhattan. Though we feel like we feel like she's been like that, She's cool she's in Manhattan. She's been on like hinge. Although I'll say this, she's being dumped in a big way, and she's not over her ex,

whoever that might be. You think he's like, I just want to be not alone. She's not handling single the very But she's the only one that's a terrible single. But she didn't say thank you if I a good single. She's the only one that didn't say I had trauma from my ex. She at least hid that. Like is it crazy that everyone has like has trauma from their I mean, doesn't I mean, I'm pretty and we're going to trauma. I think the people that actually like Brookly,

the Brooklyn's and like that's a whole other category. The people that actually had like legitimate nightmare trauma. But like, hasn't everybody been cheated on and like had some like trust is used for outs. Like the twenties are all about well you do you just get like fucked over and fucked people, Like isn't that what we do to each other and our teens and twenties. I do think it's like this this younger generation of people, like they talk about like that was a toxic relationship always that,

and it's like, no, you're just stating an asshole. Yeah, that's what that was. Relationships a toxic towards the end. Yeah, yeah, because the breakup is a slow burn. Yeah, it's never it's never fun. There's months and months go by, Yes, because it's not fast unless there's a It's also the phrasing of like, I just really appreciate that you're really intentional about it. I just wouldn't be really intentional about this,

and like unintentional about forgetting what music I like? I'm intentionality. I can'tut with that. Okay, so she didn't even like music or something. I forgot. He forgot that he was in such a bad relationship, he forgot what kind of music. If I hear another fucking millennials say I lost myself talking about Zach lost himself, it must have been a very small room. This guy's got no personality when yeah, you found it, yet he lost himself. No, he was

a blast before. I loved when they went to Busy's family and they went, sure, he's handsome and he's funny, you know, but there's a wacky side to him. And then they showed a picture of him just like wearing sunglasses and what was he in a fucking photo booth. It's it's it's not good. Are we gonna take quick break? We're gonna come back. We're going to talk about Charity's horse and carriage ride. Oh bones Zone, Time for the

Bone Zone, and we're back. Okay, here we are. We're talking about Oh, Charity is going on a date and uh, she gets They kept calling it a horse carriage. They didn't say like a horse drawn horse drawn carriage. What are we getting rid of these things from society? Fuck, they're really horse as Yeah, do not going them, not in New York anywhere. Yeah, New York. It's really sad. I think they kept calling it a horse carriage to somehow make it sound less New York. It's like, we

all know what it is. It's the same thing. They should only be royalty accepted in royalty because you know that they trade a nice They got the royal exactly like those cute Corgis. So then they go they go and uh, Charity, she's adorable. She's a history geek. She's very pretty, she's sweet, she's smart, she's cool, like she's never gonna win. She's too good for him. Um, and and I really like her. They're all too good for you. Yeah,

he actually has a really great group of women. I feel like he has great women, but he does not deserve No. Do you think deep down somewhere the women when the cameras are off, actually you go just gotta get to paradise. Yeah, yeah, yes, for sure this isn't The guy had the wrong choice of saying it out loud. Yes. They were like, yeah, you can't hate it out loud, push you off the boat. So then, um so then

they'd go and they're doing wife wife carrying. Yeah, and so she had to put her marriage the face the needy, the needy look around. My wife needs to know I'm joking. I can't say that stripe fight okay, the needy looking at wells reprovable, sir. Do you know what my wife does? She's doing all the carry Yeah, um okay, So here we are, so that we're doing the wife caring. He was really fast, really wanted to win, way too into, way too into it. It's absolutely the peppiest he's been

all season. The only thing he's like, it's the first time he's felt alive with him racing with her with a helmet with it hurt like while her nose like banged into his crap. It's because she couldn't be talking to him and challenging him in any way. Yeah, it was really weird how competitive he was. She must be thinking, I had to wait like two weeks for this fucking dance,

are you kidding me? Dresses? Yeah, yeah, and like diamonds and all those shopping bags when they come in and they all filled, Yeah yeah, I reckon some of them just have that crape pipe on top. Does I look like she's carrying them very easily? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, there's like bonking Greer crying in front of But I also love that. I know it's going back in time, but that scene of Greer crying in the hallway, it's so good and like someone had the wherewithal to be like, hey,

can you just move over to the right. It's so mean, can you cry right here? Yeah? So she passed it, missed her room, had to come back Bonker and the head with the bags and go in with her with her with her tea tattoo. She had the tea tattoo. She loved tea as her thing. She had a tea cup tattoo dollars just let a tea. Yeah it was a teacup. Nice, that's all right, Okay. So then they go, um he opening old judge whilst drinking tea. I'm not like cash shoes. I'm not gonna get a cash tattooed

on my wrist. Yeah, I got a Philly chastike on before up. I'm gonna get a knack tattoo like to read a cool rich derido on my neck. Oh, because those are so good. Okay. So then um Ariel is uh so. Then Ariel is talking to Kat. She's like,

why can't I have my moment? Brooklyn is so harsh and um and she's like, it's not about one on one dates and Arias like, I don't think that respects shifts and she goes, but it is what you did, um so, which was And then they go back to the date and he's drinking and they have some terrible pepper drink. It was a bad date. It was a bad date. And then they go to the Witch and then they're kissing in Estonia. The kiss actually, he he seemed like he was liking her, but he always seems

like he likes them on the one on one. He like, have you noticed that he like pecks? He's a bad kids. He kiss some people and then he will like actually kiss some other people. Full tongs made. Yeah, yeah, Bolton is like definitely hometowns. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, he's he's he's not a good kisser, but some of the girls have said he's a good kisser. Well, what are you gonna do? Yeah? So then um so then they go they throw almonds to each other and they catch

them in their mouths. Love is in the air and they have mars a pan and then um Jess starts spinning out back at the house. I want a one on one? Why have I not got Here's the thing? He wait, the way he handled just later was wrong. But watching this poor woman spin out, why was it wrong? You think? Yeah, yeah, he probably knew he wasn't gonna end up with her way it went down her the way it goes down opinion. He was like, I feel

so strongly about us, like there's something about us. And then she starts it's a second Braley, and he's like, all right, you gotta get this the second there's only weakness. Yeah, he did, but instant he literally went being like, yeah, well, I'm confident in us too. Oh I don't feel confident. He cuts them like he somebody tweeted us, like he cuts somebody for like having a job goals or trying to empathize with him over COVID, and then this week

he cuts somebody for wanting one on one time with him. Yeah, and he was like enraged at both of them. He's gotten two bad cuts two weeks. In her eye. Will say he must look bad and then he must have been a dick. If they're editing him like this, they must not like him. I don't know. I think they really liked Jess, and I think she was making good points on When she was driving away, she was like, I'm not gonna be apologizing for wanting to spend time

with somebody. Get engaged you and you're like, dah, that makes sense. Yeah she did. Yeah, yeah, I thought that was fine. I mean he the way he was like immediately like un fortunately it's not gonna work. Yeah, he literally saw it, Like she says, when he turns his head and he comes back, he's just like, well, okay, bye, oh my the way returned your head with your just you can't keep picking at the wounds too quickly, like he should. As soon as she in Like, I'm not

feeling great. He's like, yeah, maybe it's because we're not spending enough time together unfortunately. The body. The body. I love how the girls get together now and they go like this, they go he's very clearly taking this serious. Yeah, yeah, How long did you date your bride before you got engaged? We about three years, but we had We had a lovely COVID that was That was the best bit. We enjoyed each other's company. That's n It was actually the happiest time in my life was when me and the

wife just we're on the couch during COVID. Other people died and love their businesses, but I had a great time. Sucks to be you. I know, other people died a loss of businesses. So you had a lovely You had a lovely the best. Yeah, it is the best. That's nice.

And we got married a little bit quicker because I was worried COVID was going to end because my wife's British and I'm Astrid and if we waited till the end, I would have had the flying cunts from all over the world for the wedding and then I could just go to Vegas and everyone did it on zoom. I was like, oh, I wish you were him. Yeah, it was the best. Did you do like the little Chapel? We did the Little White Chapel Elvis Mary, we had,

we had an Elvis option. I paid the extra ten dollars and then he goes, extra twenty dollars, I can sing your song. And I'm like, ah, like that might be awkward, Like how long is the song gonna be? And he looked, he looked at me, these little Elvis eyes right, and I couldn't. I couldn't say no to him. And I was all stressed out because my wife wasn't there and I was organizing and paying for the wedding. And then he goes, what song do you want? I said,

I don't care, man, I don't whatever song. It's fine, it's fine. And then he goes, I now pronounce you man and wife. And then he goes, I've got in a trap. I can't well, okay, suspicious minds. It's gonna be suspicious minds. He did not. I'm talking about cheating. I'm there with the wife. Well done, Elvis, I've caught in a trap. I can't I can't wait to fuck your friends. It's a great de banger. It's a great song. Okay. So then they go, they're kissing, and then um, Jess's

spinning out. So then they go and he has dinner with Charity, and um, she's scared because she doesn't want it to stop. And she but she does want him to know about her past. So you know, she's like, you have a very special way of making me feel seen and chosen right now. I couldn't tell. I didn't I didn't know what happened in this relationship prior. But she had a relationship prior to hear there was that was emotionally abusive. Um, she never felt seen by her partner,

um as a girlfriend. Um, but there were several occurrences of infidelity with somebody that she knew it sounded like and then he manipulated her, and um, she hid it from her parents. And he was like, I also lost myself. I didn't even know what music I liked. And I'm like, but she was saying, she was like, maybe literally abused

and you forgot what music you like? Yeah, you know, when you date that girl and she's always pushing her music agenda on you, and then I just want to Matthews bag have you previously said that he liked Nickelback? He loved Nickelback? He told Van Drelly loved Nickelback. Yeah, he wouldn't have great music too, okay to forget a little. Yeah, so then he forgot he loved Nickelback. So then so then, um, I was like, what's that band called the Bugs? The Crickets?

All the Beatles? I've made it such an abusive relationship, the Cricket. So then so then they um, they kiss and she's like, She's like, this feels so good and they're comforted. There's something between us. You're pretty awesome. And then they kiss and she's like, I can see a future with him. Any final thoughts, Charity, Is she gonna make Final four? Yes? Final four? Yeah? Final top three? Does she go into the non sexual fantasy suite? I believe. I believe she makes Top three and then she gets

called Okay, think gin show me the Bachelorette. I hope she's the bachelorette. I think she's a good choice. I agree. I think it's would be Katie, Gabby and Charity. Yeah, if he got Katie's winning. I think Katie's winning. Katie's gonna win. They feel like a couple. They feel like a couple. They fit it, doesn't She already live in Austin? Yeah right, yeah, I think so. He lived in Orange County. Scram Orange County. He moved to Austin. Austin's two hip theme.

Yeah yeah. All the food vans like this is anyone just got bread. So then we're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna come back with the group day eight. Oh my god, they did not. No, they did not. Oh, yes they did. Okay, and we're back. I'm going to tattoo if I walk, Ama, where are you gonna put it? Like a tear drop? Cashew? I killed someone in a chocolate factory. So then they are they're back, and so they're going on the group date. Oh, we find out

that Ariel gets the one on one. She's so happy. Meanwhile, before Jess starts crying and it starts the loop of it's just because I'm the last one. I'm the last one. But they're like, no, no, Greer's the last one too. Nope, but Greer has COVID. I'm the last standing one. I'm the last one. I'm the last one to get a one on one. And then and they're like, okay, well you know, it's just it's just a lot and uh

and and she starts spinning out. I just hate this so much, Like this is just insane to me that like Ariel should be happy, the women should be like, oh cool, we're looking forward to the state and said they're all suddenly comforting Jess. Yeah, I just I don't like this, Like there's like a pattern of this happening where they all just like break down and start crying when they don't get what they want. Yes, and I don't like it. I agree with you. I'm sorry. That sucks, Jesse.

It fucking sucks. But guess what you signed up for a fucking game show, thank you. And this is called the school of nut up hard knocks here. And it used to be like women would obviously be mad, but they would just pretend to be happy for them. Oh good for you, Ariel, and like that was it, and now it's like they just cry. I don't get it. I will say I didn't mind. I didn't mind this much because Ariel feels so secure. I was like this

isn't bothering her. Ariel doesn't give a shit. Ariel care bits yeah, as she got into one on one before Ariel No, no, okay, so it could have been the other way. Ariels have been crying about you never I respect. Ariel doesn't give it. Ariel, but like, I just know at some point I'll get my time big enough for the s. So then so then they go on the group date. What was the group date? What did they do? The guy visited a witch, Oh the West, my God and the things you like, and they're like, I like

the job, Taylor swear. But then then of course Jes goes leave. You look through the candle of flesh just goes last, and you know, the producers are like cute blowing up the plane, give it them, cue the wind blow. And then the witch is like, oh, like okay, just like sorry, and then her eye I just filled with tears and like meanwhile, cats all rattled because beforehand Brooklyn was like um um. She's like, wow, so you don't want me to ruin this like you did to Charity.

She's like, why are you being so freaking rude? It's like, because you have your head up your ass and I what I like about Brooklyn is I was raised to be such a coward for confrontation. I like that Brooklyn doesn't give a shit. She's just like going at it. I don't think she's in the right at this at like later on, but in the beginning I liked her complete lack of fear for just going at her because she abuses animals. Yeah, please don't go to rodeo. Yeah

that's true. So then, um, today they're like, he came back with lip gloss on. I think he's probably wearing that before. So then um, she's like that's tacky. She's like, I'm not walking on eggshelts if it hurts you feeling, that hurts your feelings, and she goes, well, then lace that up, bitch. I was just like, wow, if the shoe fits where it and he laced that bitch up. I've never heard that before. No. I was like, what, okay, okay, okay, I'm with you. I'm just gonna go with it. And

it's because I'm kind of rude. I'm kind of enjoying some conflict. But like doctor Banana, you're a psychologists like Rodeo talk. Yeah, I know what she's talking. About I was like, sure, okay, how do they fix? Yeah? How do they given this season? How did it bring back Mandrell? Something like that bringing back Mandrell would be shocking, or some woman from his past that's like I want to shot at love, Like, how do you fix this season? I think the women just have to all leave? Well

it kind of doesn't. It kind of look like somebody leaves that he like, really likes and then he's like that's who I wanted or something. I don't know. The editing is always like, you know, they check us. But so then they go up fixing the grand Witch. She's been doing witchcraft for twenty years, she's been doing it since the two she's been doing it opted on a limit. Then they go in the circle and there's fine out, it's ready. Who's ready to fall in love? Bye? Way?

I missed the one of the thick Massachusetts axent. When they go they're like, oh, I'm the love Witch of Salem, Massachusetts is me. It was an Avid and Rachel Witch. She's like, are you ready to find love? It's me the Love wage Salem. Oh yeah, Crystal Broke, I guess you're not ready? Okay? I love a Massachusetts axa. So then they go the fire looks through the eyes just freaks out. The flame blows out. She's like, I'm caught. My confidence is struggling. I'm really I don't generally have

CRUs confidence, and now I'm struggling even more. Don't say that out loud. Don't say you don't have confidence. Nobody wants to marry somebody that has no confidence. I kind of feel like the reason why all the girls console her is because they know that she's not a threat. She's never gonna win, and so they're like, this poor girl is like not meant for this world, Like she should not be here. She's going to leave at any moment, so let's be nice, be nice to her before she leaves.

She is like twenty three, she's apparently she's not apparently she's twenty five, because I said the same, Oh no, Brooklyn two the two girls that were on the on the sci Fi and Brooklyn went off to go have his site, and they went, do you think we should say something? Oh? That was Gabby an area not really a five yet. Yeah. I was like, I think you

would actually work against us. They're a dull. It's it's uh when Jess came in at first with the glitter, and I thought and she was sort of like the broken, like the bird with the broken wing, and he felt like he wanted to protect her. I was like, oh, that's a good move. Yeah. But then it never it never advanced past that because she didn't get the date. Because she didn't get the date, yeah, okay, so then she was onto something exactly she wanted to stay in.

She should have just fiked like an epileptic attack. Yeah, I'm not going to kick anyone off that week. No, No you can't. You're right, Yeah, you're right. They can pull your tongue back out save Yeah you got another week. Yeah, like a pain, like a paint ster in your mouth. Okay. So then so then Jess was like, I want him to want me. So she goes and um, she's like she's talking to him. I was having an anxiety attack. But I'm good. Now. This is not going to say

this about the young people. Start with the whole. I suffer from anxiety. We all do. Yeah, that's life, that's right. Things are stressful. Yeah, and that's a natural reaction to have two things. Yeah, Oh I'm worried about this thing in my life. You should be yeah, a lot scary, and if you're prone to panic attack, maybe don't go on a show where it's super high stress. Yeah you know, yeah, I mean, look, I don't know. I don't hang out with anybody that doesn't have anxiety. I honestly, right now

I could. I could blow a glasst But I have anxiety all the time, all times. It's just bubbling. I'm so anxious. I just slap on a smile too. I'm so anxious. And people are like, you seem like happy, goal lucky. I'm like, do I that's good? I'm yeah, so anxious all the time. My energies is always at the edge of a cliff. Yeah, look, you gotta just keep going, roll with it and like exactly, slap on a small, says to me, some one top and I go the same things. What is your top? Three loops?

I slap on a small. You're not gonna hear about. I'm a brave zero give a Yeah, look at those demonis. Everything's gonna be fine. Do you get anxiety? Yeah, but I not as crippling as him. You can tell by the dead eyes. Yeah, you can tell by the dead eyes. That is real. Do you say you do get anxiety too, Yeah, but it's when it's when I get stoned though. Oh yeah, go into the bathroom and look at myself in the mirror, and oh yeah, you need to get your career in line.

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you do it. Pie. I go right to Smigel, I go right to Middle Earth. There's no giggling. It's right too. If you don't. If I don't focus on inhaling and exhaling, I will stop. I will fall into this couch. You better hold on to me, or I'll go to this tunnel to Middle Earth. I'm really fine. I'm fine. Yeah. I don't want to fight through it, though it's a lot of fun. Who I do agree. There's that fifteen minutes where you're just absolutely

too high and then you're like I'll die. Yeah, And then like ten minutes later you're like, can you believe I'm not gonna die. I've never passed. I've never passed. I'm gonna die. Okay, Okay, So then so then we go, um, Jesse's freaking out. Zach shows up in his Hillary Clinton coat and they're like they're like wow, and he goes starting a day off with witchcraft. Can go a lot of different ways. I what a crazy day, which he says is that was. Yeah. Do you think they're all

super religious? Because that's something that like I think religious people would be like turned off by, which I mean, yeah, no sex. Zach is willing yea and and and Gabby wears a big neck but she wasn't was she on it? Gabby must she wears a big cross necklace. Which ones are religious? And which ones? I bet you? I bet you Brooklyn might be Yeah, yeah, yes, Brooklyn is all day. Yeah, they're praising God every time they rape a stead. They're

all religious. Yeah, Stein and Mondrell's definitely religious. Maybe not, you know, I thought didn't get much of a chance. Holland, Oh yeah, Hollo. She's a bit sloppy, drunk. And the first thing I thought, she's a bit of fun Holland was gone. Oh yeah, Holland was fun. Holland was fun. I also really like I also wish they'd kept Dancer Cat, the real the og cat with the crazy face, her eyes. She gave crazier eyes than Justin. My biggest complaint I

think was Zach is he's making too many good decisions. Yeah, he's getting rid of people who would be Really, he can't have a sex drive, because if you have a sex drive, you love the crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the crazy. You got to have the crazy around, and it takes you so many crazy women in your life to eventually go. It's probably not good for me, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, But if I was in this situation, I just have crazies. Did you like crazies? Yeah, everyone loves a crazy. I'm

married to one. Are you talking? Yeah, you're right, you're crazy. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. No sane person is good in bed. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you know Zack's not good and bad. You ain't a woman that I have to have sex with him. You're worried your house, ma bod. Yeah. Then so then they go, they go Katie. So this phrasing he pulls Katie aside. This, I felt like a

little kid when I'm with you. I can't like a little kid with a bone, or like, I can't you make me feel like a little kid. It's always I feel like a little kid when I'm with you. I just I can't even look at you at the ceremonies like, I mean, he's like, I know, I'm like trying to get your attention, and you like won't even look. You can say it like, I feel like I'm back in high school. Yeah there's something because you were lusting in high school. Yeah, a little kid, but a little kid.

It's like, what do we hang out? I feel like two little kids? Yeah, I want to put my little kid painted you my little kid, which is more accurate. So then he goes, she goes, Then she smiles, and she goes. When I see you, every m every move you make is intentional. She said that. I can't. They're all the same talking points, like they're all going to the same therapist. I feel like, yes, well, it's just what do you talk to him about being intention to?

Just go, oh, yes, you make me feel sane. You're intentional. You have a lot of intentionaly of looking at me. That's good. Where have you been all my life? I like him so much. I can picture him. I could picture my future with who And then they kiss and kiss and kiss. She's gonna win. That gift basket was smart. You know what they need? They need a funny bachelor bachelor. Yeah, like they've had a couple of funny bachelor regg Gabby. Gabby was funny. They've had some funny bachelorg but yeah,

but I can't think of a funny bachelor. No, there's no funny bag. It was Bob Bob Guinea Rimber. He was like the only one that was like legitimately, was it a good season? It was like season like three. You have a city Australian like the Honey Badger. No, I didn't watch it. You know what he looks like? Yeah, yeah, he's a funny looking fellow. I like the Honey Badger's. He's a he's a rugby player, had a tash in a bullet. His season ended quite poorly. Yeah, he said no,

he rejected them. He rejected all of them for the Honey Badger. Then, um, Gabby was wearing Gabby looked hot. Gabby had on leather dress, her hair was in a tight ponytail, and she had on the green blazer. And he's like, this is a different vibe for you, and I dig it, And he's like, I missed you a lot. You are I just want you to know, like I you're one of my strongest connections with the women. I don't want you to worry. I have the butterflies. Gabby. I know you're a cuddler, but I want to kiss

the hell of to you. She could win, Yeah, she could win. That was a strong But she doesn't like to kiss. Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm not into kissing. That's a rare kissing. She said that, yeah last week. I'm not a kisser. I'm a cuddler. I don't know. I think he's into blonds over brunette's. I agree with you, So I think that interesting. Yeah, I agree. How have you got these saints? He's got two brunettes, Yeah, two big brunettes. He likes, but he feels like he likes.

I feel like he likes Kat and Katie. He's horny. He's horneys for Cat and Katie. So I think that Cat is your crazy broad agree. It might be a tom cat in a great fancy sweet. I think he's keeping it around for that reason. But he don't. But he but it sounds like he does have sex with one of them. Maybe I'm not gonna have sex with any of them. And then he does, he might just

wink in the corner. I think he cuts himself. You can watch but no, ntact himself and all the girls like crying after, like it wasn't what I thought about. Just had a video of yourself in the corner until you useless. That's the only way you can get up. Sorry, that's what it is hard and what do you do with your life? That's the outfit that you chose to

ward about. Your anxiety is warranted. That's your adult voice. Okay, so then um so, then um so he kisses her, and then she goes, he's a gem she could win. So then here comes Jess. She's like, I'm the only one within in a one on one. I know only one. There is a lot of pressure. I there's a lot of pressure. I'm having my insecurity. She starts manically saying it, and he pulls her aside and he's like, how are you feeling. She's like, well, I'm a hope. It's romantic,

and honestly, I've been knocked down so many times. I don't have that much confidence. I've been waiting for my one on one. He goes, what you've been waiting for your one on one? That's news to me. I'm sorry. He's such a dick. He goes like, as if like as if she just sprung on him, like I need you to vend mo me eighteen thousand dollars, like you've been waiting. That's news to me? What the phrasing of that? And she's and he's phrasing is like, that's news to me.

That shouldn't be a thing in my eyes. And she's like, well, you know, Mike, I just feel like my clock is ticking, like and I'm always worried, like what can I do that's organic and natural? And like I just feel like I'm lost. She's like, well, that's a lot of pressure, you know, coming in tonight. If you'd had that one on one, like if you can just open up and

find love is She's like, that isn't a rule. This isn't a rule that you have to find love on a one on one And she just gets cut and she's like I was just trying so hard to like get hurt, and uh, like you know, oh, he goes, I feel so confident with us, he said. He goes, it's about a one on one? What am I missing? And she goes, what am I missing? A one on one is a big deal and he goes, I don't know where your head is at at all. I'm so confused, she told him. And then and then he goes, you

know what, I'm not feeling that confident. And then she's like, I told you I wanted somebody to fight for me. I'm not going to beg you to do that. And she's like, fine, I'm out of here. He cuts her. That's a double standard. She's not fighting for him. No, but he won't even like he's like treating her like she's crazy. He's wanting to spend time. That's a good method, though. I can tell everyone she's crying right from me. Playbook that Jim hides. Jim Jeffery, I'll be taking over this.

Maybe pretty pass on your birthday. Really wants me to be on the Bachelor, She guys, I don't care. I just she keeps, I'm trying to put me into the website. Yeah. People know who are Yeah, they'll be like, what you can doogle be very easy. Yeah, I know some casting directors. I can I can get you on the show. Well, man, I don't want to go. We want to go. We want to go and sit in the audience. Yeah, we gotta take can't text it, we gotta go. I'm gonna

text Cap mccouchee to get us in. You want to come to I mean, of course you think I would notice such a thing. Can we want to go to the after the final didn't tell you don't want to go? We want to go. We want to go. We don't care bottle to piss in. I'm happy this wouldn't tell all which one do we want to go to? After the final rose? After the final role? I react, I'll put us on. We got good camera. Yeah, you got a take savorite here right now? Okay, wait, what are

he's just gonna say? And I'll turn you every time you have to whisper, and then we'll go right now. Ue, Oh my god? Oh yeah wait with tea black shirts just so should wear exactly? Zach attack, Zach attack, Zach attack, Oh my god? Or like I like looking for my best friend my best friend. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get a ticket. The back it says we died have sex. I'm not a kisser. I'm a kisser this. Oh I

gonna can't wait. I'm gonna get a really agree I'm not really like Milannia trump tand okay, great, I'm gonna get that done. I'm gonna do that, Okay, great, Okay, So then we have hold hold so then we go. So then she leaves and she's like all I needed was like some quality time and he wasn't processing that well, like I wanted to be chosen right away and he was shocked. And I'm so hurt that he thinks I'm crazy. All right, Any final thoughts on this, Um, I don't

like Zach. No, he sucks, he thought. Yeah. I think that what that scene showed was that he's not really good when it comes like adversity. No, anytime there's any weakness, he's he's like done. And I and I don't love that because, yeah, like what you said earlier, like it's a double standard, it's true, like he's not fighting for her at all, and it's it's very she's complaining that he's not fighting for her, and then he proves that he doesn't want to fight for her. Yeah, in like

three seconds. Yeah, he sucks. Okay, So I don't say that I did. I did. I said he sucked. I said he sucked. I can't. No, he didn't look but he doesn't. He doesn't look good. He kisses everybody. It doesn't look like he knows what he's doing. Okay, I'm honestly I don't know. Kissen's like lego it don't have a fits together or that's so true, like I know this, people have've kiss him. I'll have to probably think I'm a shit kisser. And then you make you know when

you fit with you guys. Yeah, it's a combination thing. Yeah. And then there's some people who sit at it completely yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Or where's it a quick break and right back with teeth clickers or like like so much tongue. There was a guy that I went on a date with last year who was really He drove a Porsche, wanted to go Dutch on like five dollars tacos and um. He was like a writer on staff at Conde Nast and then was like I really want to be an actor. I just

took Level one at UCB. Um. He kissed me and it was like getting put through a washing machine. It was like it was like it was it was the cleanest my mouth has ever been. It was like it was like it was so alarming. It was like I just was like counting in my head, like when can I get out of this, like when can I get in my car and get out? Like like we were

like get a part. It was like the afterd on the sidewalk, and I remember he texted afterwards and I was like, so happy I'd booked a movie out of town. There's nothing worse than like a bad kissing. Oh yeah, there was like a one two three punch of like a Dutch actor, bad kid. Like now. I thought of this goal once for at four or five dates, and yeah, we were getting up to the sixth date and I really locked that, right, I really liked that. But we're getting up. We had to have six sooner or light

up the sex date. I thought you said the sixty the sixth date. I was saying, like in New Zealand, the sex date okay anyway, and then she's like, I don't really want to have sex because every time a man gets what he wants, he never calls you again or anything. I'm like, but I really like you. Of course I'm gonna call you like this, right. I was like, no, they wouldn't happen. I really like it, worst sex of it. Yeah, so then you couldn't be my god, what I want

to keep calling? Yeah? Then I went like it was just the rhythm everything. It wasn't good. It was there was no sound coming out. There was not good. It was silent like bad, no rhythm, nothing good, Nothing good came out of that. It's like then I felt like I had to have sex with it two more times

just to prove that I wasn't that God did you Yeah? Yeah, yeah, to get better the bad because I'll let you have the first one out of the gate, be awkward like good, but maybe like like, I'll let you try a couple more times, like to have like per each other's back. That's right, that's right. But so it never it never claimed some people, you go, not great, but I can try this one. Yea, yeah, that's right. That's right. I've been absolutely interesting. Okay, well we're gonna do right, that's right.

Oh my god, I'm flashing back. I'm having flashbacks right now. There we go. All right, we're back. I'm thinking about people like back in the day. All right, and there we go. Go take a quick break. We're gonna come back with the nudist sauna. I don't know about you, but things are getting so hot in here. I think I gotta take your break. And we're back Arrol is having a date and we're in the Estonian country side. It looked freezing and he was kind of like a

tool about. He's like, that's the coldest charcoonery I've ever I was like, well, she's being cool. You're at least like in a sweater or she's in like a thin T shirt. You're bitching about cold charcouterie. Like it did look really cold, but like, all right, well, like she can't hop the weather either, yeah, yeah, So then I

think it looked very cold. And then they go and they're like, there's we're at a there was this handmade sign that said nudist suna um and they're like, oh, there's you know, nice nothing like ice cold charcouterie, he said. Then they're going into a nude sauna and um. She she was like okay, well I'll be wearing a bathing suit. And I thought, wow, you were raised with like to be actually have standards good for you. Do you think that Zach would have gone naked? No? No, I don't

think he has them now. So then so then shorts shirt in the in the shower? Was that David Cross Tony Hale David Cross across the never knew he's a changer. We see him in the shower. They don't pan down to see that. There's your image right there. Okay. So then so then she's like, I have a theory that if you have ugly hand and ugly feet, you're more attractive. And then they did show his foot and I was like, oh it was a bad nearly foot. Okay, so then no, no,

it doesn't matter. I can handle a bad foot. So then so then there go my wife looks like she's been living in a Oregon like he really yeah for a size? Interesting? Yeah, what am I going to do? You literally threw a chuck of string cheese and looked her eyes again. He like pumped in it. He like popped in it from before. Calliwe what are you gonna do? You have big hands? That would be worse? Yeah, give me hand jobs. Yeah yeah, that's right on a smaller

hand with hands that were larger than mine. Oh you don't want hands on a woman? Oh no, no, no? Interesting? Interesting? Okay? So that were you guys are both tall. I've got little hands, all right, I got small hands taking of little boy penises. That's what it looked like when she with fish, So then they go This felt dated to me. It feels like in twenty twenty three, you can't force

somebody to be new anymore. You can't force nude people into the sauna with society come to I know, but don't you agree we used to have naked bungee jumping on the show. I know. Didn't it feel dated to be like, we're gonna put old people nude in here with you? Yeah? I mean I'm assuming they knew that was going to happen, right, Yeah, she looked shocked. Yeah,

but the producers they cost those people. Yeah. Yeah. They also put them in the swana later in the hot tub, which they Some people kept tweeting us that they looked like Will Ferrell and Rachel Dredge, What a fuck, You're the ones who come in here nude and all aggressive. I'm just asking the question. And that's your one free pass, that's your birthday pass, old nudest, So then we have so then they go in. She had a good theory though, about all do you get the more nude you become.

I respect her theory. That's true, because yeah, I can't remember being like a kid being the locker room like oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. And as I get older and older, I don't care either. I feel like my neighbors of all I am like, literally go down to the gym and the all blacks and bloody drawing their balls with a head drawing. Can I just say, cut this out? Okay, we're back. Um wow, that was an amazing story. It's pretty good, isn't it. That's a good one.

That was if you were arrested, I know it's shocking, right So then um so then two nude people. Ariel was cute because she started giggling and she's like, I think I'm traumatized. Um, I like to get in Biddle's physicalities. But the aerial and Gabby both got jay leno chins, strong jaws. Gabby. Oh interesting, and they're the ones he's keeping. Right. You still got Gabby there? Right? Yeah, I've not noticed that he likes a brunette with a strong jaw. There

you go. I like him too. I'm not getting into him. Yeah, a strong jawed brunette is he's type. We think he makes a blot job brunette. That's the name of this episode that's looking for and jay Leonore shows up like Hi, Hi, it's true. They both have great phone strikes share. Yeah. So then and then she goes mom and dad, welcome, and then he goes you make me laugh. And then when she kisses, she grabs the face. She's she's a confident goaln She's like a face grabber. Have you noticed

that she grabs his fish? She's like she does because she's the most confident person. Yeah, ever been on the show. Yeah, that's like, that's like the move of like Ari. Ari was like a face grab like wall kisser. Okay, so then she grabbed the Cree's from the Traders. Ari the bachelor who will like swapped out and he was like, I pick you and then he was like, no, no, I pick you. I went from Becca to yeah with Laurence. He's still with Lauren. You know what, they're cute. They

actually are pretty cute together. And you like him from Actually, I will say his appearance on The Traders redeemed him for me as a person. Yeah, she was good. It was great. Also the UK and Australian version. You guys, I'm so deep in and I wanted a Dutch version on Peak. I gotta watch it. It's like you ever

played the game mafia. Yeah, it's like that, but on it's it fun, yes, yes, but the UK, so the American version has reality stars in it, but the UK and Australian versions have just regular people who are all absolutely batshit and unhinged. Just regular people being like, I'm a psychic and then there's like another guy who's like, I'm a lawyer, so very bigot it against my people.

The Australia, you would love the Australian version. We love our favorite version of the Bachelor franchises Australia, the best people. We've only stopped watching because we kick well in the Australian batches. So they got three batches now. But they got this one girl, very good looking, pretty girl. Yeah, and she's or you got a boyfriend and they found out and she's like this, do you have a problem, And she's wants that term and you're like to sleep

with other people. Polyavorous we used to just cause the sluts. Back in the day, I was a man horror her, you know what I mean. But now they've got a name for it. Was polyamorous back in the day anyway, so you're ready. I was a trial blazer, so she was like, yeah, I have a boyfriend, but he's fully supportive of me being on this show. And this guy's like, well, I'm looking to find my wife's Australian. I'm looking to find your wife. And then he just he wants to

have sex with her real bad. So he's kept her on. But she's opened up about the polyamorous business. What is she saying about it? She's just like, but that's my lifestyle, and like, why am I being judged for my preference? Yea king can't do this this day and age. It's kind of a genius tactic because that might not be true at all, but it is true that she's got a boyfriend and she's like, this is my way out of it. Ah, you can't, you can't. He doesn't have

any kinks, Zach. He doesn't even know music. He loves the Cricket. He doesn't even know the band the Cakes. So that Ariel is nervous about us, and she's like, well, you have a very well put together image. He's like, yeah, but I'm nervous. I've been in so many relationships or I couldn't be myself. There were so many times where I could stopping myself and I keep like letting like myself sort of twist. Or I decided like I was losing myself and you make me feel like I'm in

high school again. That's better. And she goes, you might be the best surprise yet. Um and she and then this was actually sweet her her one on one interview, and she said, I'm really tired of being alone. It felt very honest. I liked it, but there was sort of a She's like, so I've been so alone for so long. That gave him a dark place. Yeah, whoa. It's different from like, I've just been so lone's like, so she had someone, Yeah, she's just been alone. Well,

she's been surrounded probably by like finance guys. Yeah. Yeah, we're like talking super fast because they're cooked out. I bet she has like a time show in the Hampton's like summer house. Yeah, and like is around like Cookey finances more. Martha's been heard interesting. Oh wow, I's gonna

go nan Tucket. But okay, similar energy. Interesting. She seems a little too upscale for the Hampton's stry to say sorry to say, okay, I'm here for it is, but likestination, I thought that's as far as you can go, well, there's a type of I feel like Hampton's are a little bit more flash here versus like the I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. But Martha, I've watched way too much reality TV. Let's be real. It's

because we've watch Summer House. Summer House, You're you're picturing Kyle, yes, versus but I am at Yeah, I like a Nantucket Martha's vineer type. Yeah. Okay. So then Charity pulls Kat aside and and she's like, I stand for what I did, and the Brooklyn's like I'm gonna join this. She's like, would you have done the same thing to Jess? And she's like, what are you talking about? She's like it's not fair, and um she's uh. Then she's like I cannot keep getting pushed down. I don't want to feel

this way before talking to him. It's not fair. Um she's like, oh, just like how we felt before she went on the date. She's like, I just feel off. So then um, he pulls her aside. She's like, hizach and um he's like you seem He's like, how did you feel at the Witch? She seemed a little nervous or disconnected. You seemed like a little off and I just felt a little weird. And she's like, well, I just haven't been on a group date and it's hard, like I just I don't know. And he I thought

he was gonna cut her. Yeah, she should have said, yeah, I was off because the girls got mad at me because I kissed you before the date. Yeah. And and if she got in front of it, it'd have been fine for her because he kissed her back, like, he's kind of also in the wrong. He should have been like, this is really Gabby's time or whoever it was, uh, Charity, Charity's time, and no, I'll see you when I get back.

But he's also in the wrong. And she should have done that, but she didn't do that, and now she's gonna have to deal with this. I think next episode, I think it's gonna get her cut. I think so. I'm actually I don't think she's gonna go much further because she's starting to crack a little. And he hates any anything, He hates everything, any weakness. You can't handle any weakness. Um, so then he's like, I take every minute seriously. So then Charity's and tears and then um.

And then they go into the rose ceremony and um, it gets down to Ali and Kat and he cuts Ali mile away and then um, we find out for sex Week there's going to be no sex. I believe we called it sex week sex X week? Who calls it sex week? Who do you think it's gonna be? Top two? And who do you think it's gonna win? And who do you think is to be Bachelorrette wells, Okay, I think Katie a top three top three? Okay, Katie's

going to win hands down. Um. I also and I think that uh, Gab Gabby number two, and I think Charity number three, and I think Cat should be the bachelorette. Yes, and I'll tell you why why? Okay, there is a social contract that we sign up for when we do this, when you watch the show, and it has to be that the lead has to justify why all these people should be fawning over them. And she's she's starting to

crack a little bit. But I do think that she is really, really pretty, and I think a lot of guys would be like, yes, I want to marry this. She's sexy and she's a nurse. Yes, And she also loves she's a good crier. She doesn't does not ugly cry. She's like good cries. Okay, oh no, I like it with an ugly crier the pine. Yeah all right, Jim, Who do you think top three? And who's bacheloret Gabby Katie and Ariel bachelorette Charity? Oh wow, I really I

think that's right. I agree with that. You're right? Can you you don't think Ariel is making top three? Um? No, she's built for Paradise, man. Yeah, she's not gonna wear her Okay, what do you think, Tanna? Ariel's don't go into paradise. She's too classy for paradise. Yeah, she's not gonna be Katie up. We'll see one piece one piece down there. One piece is the new two piece, don't you know? Is that true? They all seem to be sounds like good, be more attractive a one piece, wouldn't it?

Would you have a plunge? If you have a plunge, If you have a plunge, and like you have to show some ass and some cutouts. Yeah, there's a lot of ass. You gotta get your ass skin tight now because the ass is out. We got we're gotting back the small asses, no big asses, but you have to keep the skin smooth and like God, I like just a nice small ass. No people are keeping the asses are in all right. I only got one as anyway, big feet, small ass. She loves. That's good, all right,

doctor Banana, Who do you think the final three? I'm gonna say just based off him saying that stuff to Gabby. I think Gabby is a strong contender to win, then Katie and then Ariel and then Charity. I think Cat's out next week, So who's who's who's getting cut? Who's not making the top three? Brooklyn? I think Charity's not making the top and she's gonna be bad for it, and I think she'll be bad all right, Katie. I

agree completely with Wells. I think Katie's gonna win it, and then I think it'll be Arial and or no Starry an Ariel, Charity, no Charity, Abbey and then Charity and then the Bachelor. It will be. It'd be cool if it was Ariel. She seems like very smart and with it. Yeah, but I kind of think it won't be. I kind of think Charity would be great. Yeah, Gabby. Gabby would be great. Gabby would be adorable, But I

agree with you. I think Kat is like sexy like Jojo. Yeah, and people would be like still be five almost, but he was Jojo season. That's where we met. Well yeah, judge, who still be five? Yeah? I wasn't JoJo's faith, that's for sure. You didn't have the kids. You didn't. They were not the sailing. Ye wasn't a good l for me. And that's right, we were wouldn't play. That was my first season. I haven't washed. You did win. You did win,

though you want you beat everybody. Robbie Robbie, Robbie with his elf shoes getting out of the limo, his hair just getting higher, his falcon hair, his salcan hair error, and his elf shoes getting out of here's like mules. He was like wearing mules getting out the Yeah, I know, yeah exactly, his like his like capri pants, his mules and his falcon hair. You won, ap all right, we're officially at two point three k hell yeah, thank you so much. The realities were at two two five three.

Keep keep keep coming, come on, we'd like to get to two two thousand and four hundred by the end of this season. I mean, that's really that's only one hundred and forty. Go to those Apple stores and rate us on every computer there. Oh my god, that's a very weekod idea. I think I should see that. I'm not above that. Um okay, we got a really cute review. How about this? This is five stars from h Melon at nine five nine five Art and Marine more like

Art and My Queen. That's a good one. I love this pod and in my opinion, it is the best Bachelor podcast of them all. The most recent episode with Gareth Reynolds and Lance and Michael had me laughing so much. Thank you for bringing this delight to my ear holes every week. How fun is that? I agree we are the best Bachelor podcast and that episode was so funny. Michael was I mean, obviously, oh I love obviously Lance and Gareth, but Michael was on fire. He is hilarious.

He was on my firearm. Okay, So then we have one five stars highlight of my week from Contact Lens. This podcast is a must listen. I look forward to hearing Art and Anna, Katie and friends take on the Bachelor franchise every week. Even without watching this show, you'll enjoy whatever tangent they get into and I promise you'll

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I'm listening to the pod right now this moment, and this is the clip that was playing just before I scrolled to this post. I didn't realize my sound was on Instagram and I'm like, what is happening. I've already left so much this episode. Love you guys. That's so sweet. Yeah, and say my lady. Gray Fox commented, these gents are g D delights and I love that. JJ thought Lance was just a comedia so cute. So those are some fun reviews, some fun comments. Let's see, Oh, we have

an email Oh show in Providence from Tom. Hello Art and Team Tom from the Columbus Theater and Providence Rhode Island. My wife is a huge fan of the show. Proud to say I introduced her to you. Are hearing you on Doughboys. I also love listening to your recaps, even though I never watched the show. We also really loved the birthday live stream. Congratulate you in Dracula. I'm wondering if you'd ever be interested in doing a live show at our theater. We have a smaller room with two

hundred states that I think you'd be perfect for. And as you know, Jared and Ashley lived nearby, and perhaps you can make an appearance. We've hosted a lot of committees podcasts over the years, and I think it'd be a great fifth and so sway, that would be so fun. Well, Tom, we'll be in touch. That does. I gotta find out when I can freeload from my brother because he has the Rhode Island house, so I gotta find out Alaric, al Myrene, the Myrine kids are good kids. But Tom,

that sounds really cute. I'm gonna check out your theater, Dora. How thank you so much for um Oh, thank you so much for your review. I got another one one year. This is another email from Carla Goodson one year on the kitten named after will you Accept This Rose? One year ago, we were watching a half man, half and tour Search for Love and a kitten named Doctor Arden Anna Banana Levine was being poor. We mostly call her yard in I introduce you to her in review for

the podcast. A couple of weeks later, and I wanted to send a low a few photo updates on her first birthday, including her falling asleep during Zach's one on one with Ariel. She's still available for adoption as a bonded pair with her mom MUMU in the DC Baltimore area. Oh my god, Oh my god, someone adopt the Oh my god. Okay, a bonded both. So someone adopt these cats. If you're gonna be some adopting bonded pairs, you have to it, because I, honestly I never did. And here's

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the wave to the person safely crossed the street. I recognized him and was stunned, but I managed to return to his sorry about that half smile, and then he waved me across the street and crossed behind my car. It was Tyler Cameron. Wow, we love him. He must have been hot, you know, he was so hot. Well, there's so many fun things. Let's go back into Tweeter of the Week. You guys. Here's the thing Tweeter the week as a reminder r as Pure than the jewelry

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and we're gonna send it to you. Um, all right, here we go. All right, I'm gonna say a bunch. We're gonna narrow it down to two. Anne Marie McElroy at a m at McElroy Charity. I was emotionally abused Zach Oh one time in my relationship. I forgot about my love of nickelback. Okay. This is from Corey Maiden's at Cree Maidens. Zach has kissed more women this season that I have in my entire adult life, and he's still visibly terrible at it okay, then here we go.

This is from um Corey Maidens at Korey Maiden's. Zach can't handle conflict with women because it involves his two least favorite things, conflict ed women. Um um um okay, so then we have um um Midwest Survivor at Amanda Max Clark ABC's caption Jesse Palmer Age forty four host did Jesse Palmer eldest batsolor man? This didn't work for not fit? Or was doppelgang or two? Hard to spell? But how is career? Though? Is she okay? Quote? Men in sweaters with tiny cups or asking It's a long one.

Um justin Paul Spade, Zach is disturbingly good at sixty nine racing. Um okay, here we go. We just do too. There's one more that was really funny to me, um Rebecca at Elegant Top Talk. Zach had the audacity to bully our wounded bird just out of the cocktail hour while wearing an untook it. Okay, there's one more in here that made me laugh, well Rebecca at Elliott Croptalk. Zach's emotional abuse in his last relationship was that he was scared to admit to Rachel that he loved hoobastang.

All right, okay, here we go. All right, so we're gonna do our final two. What are your top two? I like the conflict and women and Nickelback and Nickelback okay, here we go. And Marie McElroy at a m McElroy charity. I was emotionally abused, Zach Oh one time in my relationship, I forgot about my love of Nickelback and Corey Maiden's

at Corey Maiden's. Zach can't handle conflict with women because it involves his two least favorite things conflict and women, conflict and women or Nickelback conflict the moment, I agree, Tanna, I'm gonna say Nickelback. Okay, you are you are the winner. Corey Maidens, you are the winner at Corey Maidens. Uh, email you your mailing address? Do you get yourself asleep? Crown.

Za can't handle a confliquent with women because it also is two licertent things conflictent women Jim Jeffries Wells Adams two of my faves. What would you like to promote? I just got me special at and uh, I mean touring Europe right now? If you're listening in Europe. Fancy on Netflix? Right? Yeah, Netflix, I want to promote Jim Jeffrey's new special on Netflix. Are you going to be in New York in April? Do you want to come to our live show at the Bellhouse. I think Lance

Bass is going to be there. Bani, what day? It's April fifteenth, It's Saturday night. Maybe it'd be so fun. Okay, Oh, we're also doing a show at Union Hall the night before, Brian and I. You can come play with us. That'd be fun. You could be our guests. That'd be really fun. We have two live shows, it'd be it's a camp.

Brian and I are starting a podcast called No Autographs Please, and we have people email us in the worst things out of contact, the worst things that I've ever been said to them on a date, and um, you would be really fun on it. We would bring you into play with us. Okay, okay, good, okay, all right, and that's true. You can come see us live at Union Hall April fifteenth, Friday night, Me and Brian Sofee and

maybe Well's Audams. There's all sorts of people, um that April, and it's on Rose Podcast, Dot Vodka, all of our tickets are up there. And then April fifteenth, which is a Saturday night, we're gonna be doing a live show at the Bellhouse. I think Lance bass is gonna be there, Brian's gonna be there. Margaret and Joe from Real House Life in New Jersey. Maybe wells Adams being told that's great.

Have you played Bellhouse? You probably do like Madison Square to Arden that I did the small room Madison Squad. I didn't do the main thing. I did the three thousand City of the Loft bit. Okay, well, Billy Joel was in the big room. Okay, all right. Well if it's no Madison Square Garden, but it is where a lot of Netflix specials are filmed. It's a great venue out in Brooklyn. Bellhouse. We love it, Um, Katie and anything you want to say. Um. Check out our Patreon.

We're covering Summer House. Well we're finishing up back in the groove when we're gonna start Summer House. Yeah, so exciting, Katie. As always, Please go to your local shelter and adopt or foster an animal. So fun. Please come see us, Come see us. I have two movies coming out, but I'll tell you that when they are out. Okay, all right you guys until next time. My name is our Marine. Goodbye. Oh yeah, she's going it all up and you tonight.

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