"SPIDER EYES!" w/ Ashley Iaconetti, Lance Bass and Michael Turchin

I'm just crazy busy. I'm crazy. Hello, Oh my god, welcome to the Women Tell All edition of Will You Accept This Rose? My name is Arden Marine, and I'm coming to you from the wallpaper and cat palace that is my house in Los Angeles, California. I am so excited. I feel kind of bad because we have like a really exciting all star lineup for you, and just they've been on the books for a while and it just so happens in my opinion, I don't mean to be a downer, but like I wish we had a real

episode to dig into. So we're just going to dig into the season as a whole, because these people are too good to waste just on women. Tell all to my right as a man that you probably best known as Brazen Moore House from the television show Insatiable. I would say most people know, like, oh, and I think when I think Lance Mass, I think Brasen Moore House. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Morehouse was my first husband. I forgot that name. You're just like it was my

first husband, more House, braising more Head. That's right. That's why I was very triggering for me when you were on Triggered. But um, this is my friend. We love each other very much. Um. You might know him from instinct. You might know him from bubble tap if you have an event coming up when you want a really cute tiny retro trailer with like Champagne in front things. But um, I'm most disappointed and excited because he was going to be my future partner on the Amazing Race and the

freaking Coronavirus? Can you cut blocking mice some time? Fun? But it's fine. It's fine because people are going to be really missing the show and we're going to be the first ones back on to be the best season ever last Bass Ladies and Gentlemen. Yes, we were going to be Team Ussell. Dazzle. I told you when you arrived that I've been running around. I've been running and I've been I have not learned Spanish, but I did get a book on capitals, countries and flags. Okay, you

cover that. I'll cover a few of the like necessities and different languages. I'll be good at that. But you do the state capital. Okay? Great? Uh. I was almost about to say when that's probably wrong Chattanooga is that the capital might be Okay? So the man it just came in and said, no, h may I sexually harass you? He is so hot? Can I just say, like when I'm like, wow, look at this guy on Instagram and you think he's so hot, He's like, not only is

he hot, he's also talented and smart. I'm gonna say the trifect to have a full package and super fun great painter sounds like urchin Michael Churches. He's also married tons Mass, which is the greatest gubble of all time my stre and I know of it. I know of it. I love it. Across from me is my new best friend. She's so beautiful. She got married in my home state this summer. Um. She had me on her podcast recently that I like to think of and you should all listen.

It's also on I Heart Radio. It is the Harvard of Bachelor podcast. I realized we're like the junior high scrappy. We're like the kids that got like kicked out of regular school because we're misbehaving. Um. Actually, I Connetta you guys you so it's called almost famous if she hosted with Ben Higgins and it's so fun and Ben was so sweet when we had you on. We're like, what are we doing promoting another bachelor? We are not we are not a threat. As you can see, this is

a different ship. No, it's definitely. It's great because if you want the facts, you come to if you want the humor coding. We get a lot of reviews. You say that they go to you guys first, and then they come to us for like that like that you know the gutter where the gutter rat um You were so no. Lance and Nashley were both on our draft picks the live show so fun. I did not do

so well. And we also have Katie and Anna here and Katie pulled out she's had the forms your will you please read to the listeners who your draft picks were this is really embarrassing because I'm usually good at this and this is definitely the worst year. Yes, okay, so my runner up second runner U was Alexa. Yeah, I have no idea that I had my runner She was the cutie pie. She good hair, gray hair. She lasted two days. Runner up was Courtney, you know, as

we all love no One love Courtney no One. And then my final rose went to Victoria Pete who could have been a contender. She was, but she had one week where she was like it was her. She went crazy and she's crazy. Here I am with the facts. Um, Alexa is now actually dating one of the girls from Peter season, which is right. Yeah, I love it. They're

so cute. I got that vibe from I totally. There was a texta this morning from Lorie, didn't somebody say apparently BuzzFeed message Jasmine and Jasmine said they're just friends, so maybe maybe starting something out of nothing, even though they were like kind of cuddling that picture of hold hands with you, They literally instagram said we did find love on the Maybe that's like friend love. I mean, it would be so great if they did it. I wish they were dad. I hope that maybe Jazzmin's parents

don't know yet. Yeah, okay, there we go. It seems very religious. That's right. You didn't she stay in her when we first bio was like on her Instagram is like living to meet my Maker, her Lady Lovemaker, her Lady Lovemaker. Actley, Who were your picks? Oh my god, it's embarrassing. My final rose went to Lexi. I remember that, I remember you were all. I thought it was really cute. It's a cute and we've never had a ginger a

Ginger winner. Yeah. I thought, like, I felt like wholesomeness coming from her picture, and I thought that that would go well with Peter. My runner up was Kelsey, which you know, not too far, and then my runner up to third place was Sydney. Sydney was weird because, like, I felt like their date was great and then he just eliminated her the next week. No explanation. Yes, they dry he had the head wound and they like dry humped in the people are convinced that they had sex

in that lake. Okay, that's great. I want don't know why people are sex and Alae just don't want to explain the physics behind this. You're absolutely right. You're right, You're right. It is. It feels like I'm just gonna just slip it in. I know it seems very sexy in movies, but it doesn't happen. I feel like back in the day, I dated a dirty dog that wanted to try to get at it, like in Jamaica, and it was just not happening, not happening. It's a lot

of friction. It's a lot of friction that no, no, not now. Um okay, let's before we get going on wom until all huge announcement. Claire Crawley Bachelor. You guys, Cla Claire, Claire, Claire. I'm excited. Now we have a bunch of people out there who are new to the Bachelor franchise and so you I didn't. I didn't start

until Caitlin season. Was Claire was on to you, wasn't she who was on one Public Season which is the Bachelor's season before my and then she was on Bachelor in Paradise one without me, and then Bachelor in Paradise too with me where she my husband asked her on a date and they kissed and I hated her on the show, but then we did win her names together, and I loved her that you did. You loved her, and so now you know what it feels like to be a gay guy because we basically kissed every single

person in this community. Small. I remember our friend Laurie, who is our like our bachelor historian. When she married her wife Carrie. One of the things I used to do I'm mad TV was sort of like red carpet stuff and they were like, would you come, like do funny stuff at our at a reception? So I was like sure, and like every person, I was like, and how do you know the brudge? They're like, I lived with her until she started dating everyone. You lived with everyone, Like,

isn't there one person that's say fear that. I was like, no, they've dated everyone at the wedding. Still friends, slight resentment under eight, but still friends. Sorry, Laurie, I love you. It wasn't you. I was like, Wow, that's a lot of past dating. I have a question. So Claire, for those of you don't know she she was last we saw her after Bachelor Winter Games. She was engaged her one day to a French Canadian. So here's what's fun about it is and I believe we were talking about

this at the live show. Is she's thirty eight, so we finally have an adult again, because I felt like they were getting younger and younger. What's going to be crazy, though, is in Paradise where the ladies from this season and the guys from her season. It's going to be the grossest silver fox. The silver fox is like prowling around Silita like young coeds. It's gonna be what can we expect from Clara as a bachelorette? You think, Oh, she's gonna be so emotional and crazy. I mean, I use

the word lovingly crazy. Wasn't there like she's a fun She's like there's a little like and I can say Ashley can't say this, and she doesn't. She's not agreeing with me. It's like a fun bat shit quality to like she's she's super bad. Do you know if she wants to start a family, like she wants kids? I would think I think so, because that's going to be a huge topic. Hi, we're doing this, We're doing it right, We're doing it now. Wasn't she a wasn't she a professional?

Like Disney Princess? That was? And was Clara edited to be talking to raccoons and stuff, which that was amazing. I mean, it was the best. It was so crazy because so many fans watch that and think that she's actually talking. It was incredible. That was great. That season of Editors with the crabs scaled finger lives, fingers, Oh

my god. Well, I remember talking to like one of the somehow I got one of the producers on the phone and somebody wanted me to talk to them, and they were like, yeah, like on on The Bachelor of the Bachelor, right, you really have to protect the lead. You have to make them Prince Charming or like the Ultimate Dreams Cinderella Dreamer. I haven't really protected Peter. No, they haven't. So much you can do to talk about that. How have you felt overall about Peter as a bachelor?

One of the worst ones, like the worst. He's probably one of the nicest humans that have ever been certainly seen tonight he might hurt him. Yeah. I just feel like he's not into anyone. I feel like he didn't find anyone and him and the producers have just gotten together and say, Okay, how can we mess with these ladies.

It does feel like though that since Ellen left, I felt like he was such a good producer, and I feel like these producers are are kind of mean to their lead and bringing back Hannah that early on and allowing her to glitter wrap her titties around him, and like, like, I think that messed him up in a way that knocked him up the balance beam in a way that it was hard for him to like recap celebrate, do you know what I mean. That's a good analogy. Yeah,

it was too early. It was like let the guy go, Okay, I didn't win, I'm gonna fresh start. I know this works. And then she's like, oops, my fill into your black And he loved her, and he loved her. That didn't

work out. I cannot stand. I mean, you know what, I really did not like her whence she first started, I did not, And then you know I I did grow to like her more when she came out of Rochelle was less like I loved her season before, when she moved the podium with great exactly what you like, you know, from fun like slutty Hannah, I liked her. It's now you're just like surpassed that again and now you're just like thirsty, hot mess Hannah. She's like the

Britney Spears of Bachelor ecogist. Should we talk about how she did not or she denied the role of bachelorette again again thank god? Because she got a better financial opportunity with Dancing with the Stars, she added more toward dance with Dancing with the Stars. By theory goes, it goes beyond that because these days the Bachelor contract it like has social media written into it so that they don't allow you to do any sort of social media

ads for a while. And I think she probably thought like, oh, if I gain even like probably not going to gain that many followers because whoever wanted to follow me, we probably and then I'm just not going to be able to do so much for so long that I was wondering why. I'm like, because these aren't that many more tour dates that she added. I was like, wait why, I was curious financial long run? I think, interesting she's putting on her mogil tours. A yeah, I did they pay?

My friend doesn't. It's ridiculous. Ours was the last tour for a while, because they paid way to what we need to get we need like Tony Braxton before me and all of us dancing it was. It was when coronavirus goes away and you and I finally go an amazing race. We need to figure out how to do

an amazing race tour afterwards. I can't wait. It's so funny people are because I keep talking about us doing the ming race, like it's literally been on my calendar, like kind of black blocked out things, and and people are like, well, how well do you know, lads. I'm like, I've hung out with him till dawn. That counts. We got along one. I feel like we would get along well, yeah, best because also, as you put it, neither of us are willing to break an ankle to win. Not too

much sweating exactly. I'm gonna fully get I'm gonna get my lashes died and curled beforehand. I'm gonna have just a backpack full of like foundation and like a little tiny flat iron. Michael, what are you gonna do when he's a way that long enjoy life? I'm gonna nap. Uh. So here we are, here we are, and we are

we are at the women tell all. I'm actually surprised that we got the I was so happy to get any info that we got the resolution for like what happened with the first twenty minutes was the only reason to watch Last Night insides for my appearance, where it was when I literally wrote, yes, that's my friend. I was like, yes, that's right, friend. I feel I feel protective of you. Now you know, rain shall fall on

Ashley I or crying girls outfit. I think you're a delight um So we have so yeah, so here we are. I didn't think we were going to get the resolution. I was so pissed that there was this. I was like, give me some fucking plot, you know, But they did. They gave us a little plot. So there we are. And he was like he is looking like he's looking like he's been put through like a shaker of the producer's messing with him. And he's like he's got his scar,

which is because reinfected every week. Do you think it's getting like puffy? And in the beginning, he didn't feel like he doesn't. We don't see him drinking that much. He doesn't seem like a big booth sound, but like he's gonna he looks are more like he's sweating vodka and just fear and like there's like a kind of puff. There's like a like college booze sweat vibe happening. It's just like terrified and like there's nothing grounded or sighted

about Oh my god, this is horrible. People have been talking about his hairline throughout the season. Oh, it's almost like what presidents like how presidents like Obama. Obama leaves like almost white with his hair, like his hair everybody's grays in the office. So Peter's Peter's hair lifes when and they sent them to Australia, I think during fire, right before it really broke out. I mean that they're

up on that mountaintop. I was like, is that haze or they like a bush like get out of the goal that's where the fires were, Like like are they crying because they're crying or they have like like so he's like I am in love with three women and Madison um oh, and so the ladies are the two ladies that are there. We have Hannah and and Victoria far pist and and they're like Madison gave an ultimatum that you wouldn't be able to move forward. But we see him going I can't you from the week before,

like whispering and um. And then we have Victoria f is Peter's love is very pure? Did it? Maybe? No, it means the happiest thing. And then we have Hannah and it's busy applying. It was like Bonnie Bell lip class. It was like a little girl's reminded me of what I had from Victorctoria's secret in middle school, the juicy tubes. It was a juicy tube of like a middle school lip play, like I mean, I mean, obviously, you guys,

those moments are very much set up. It's like the getting ready moment where like we're totally already and then they're like, can you add a little bit mascara, a little bit of lip class, blah blah blah, but like her lips were so glossy. And then she's like, Dap, DAP's three more of my juicy too, and my three bridal gowns, like I mightna go up for the flapper bridle gown on the left. And then she's like, how do you feel for Peter? He's so strong, She's got

her three dresses out. And then we see Chris Harrison under a tree and he's like, you look like a man. He's got the width of the world and he walks up so sad. He's like like pouting because he's like, wait, went I went to FunTown with two girls and no medicine?

Like did what she said? She remembers, she remembered that, she remembered she had a boundary and she meant it somebody, So I know, somebody had a really funny tweet that they said to us last week that was like he was like, welcome to funk week, like little Pete wants to play, you know, and it's like, wait, what I can't okay. So he's like, this is not easy for me at all. I'm in three different relationships. This is so freaking hard for me. Now He's like, it seems

went horribly with Madison. I don't know if she is gonna be here for me right now. Maybe I didn't go about this the right way. It's like no, maybe, yeah, Like if you were in love with her and she said I will leave if you get at it, and he's like, loops, I got at it. I know. Yeah.

I was just like last week, Jared and I were like, if if he really valued this relationship with her, he wouldn't do it because what he did by sleeping with the other two was running the risk of her leaving, So I was like, oh, I guess I don't really care that hard if don't leave. But seriously, his reaction when she said, oh you did do that, I'm gonna probably leave, his reaction was like, oh ship, really, like

you were serious about that. Yeah. The more I've thought about it, the more like I've mold on it this week a bit, because I because I'm a psychopath, because I'm a broken human like Marionette, and I really thought

about it. I was like, if he really I see her point where like if he really said I'm in love with you, which he actually said, I am in love with you, and it's like, okay, if you're her and you clearly are from this very Christian family, and like that's the like she had a point of like, all right, if you're in love with me and you're gonna propose in eight days, but you now, I know that's the name of the game. I know that's the show and that's the deal. But like, I'm just gonna

get two blue jobs. You know what I can do everything. Just go get at it, go have a crazy night. Don't put the thing in that they agree I don't even think something a lot earlier. Yeah, that thing said you're gonna wait till you're like the final one. How did you feel about that? I don't think that. It's a huge thing for her, and that's a huge thing for any relationship that needs to be discussed, like date one. Well,

especially because he's always about the sex. If he does not come across that way, but clearly he's like all he talks about, you know, in the beginning was like it's very important to me sex and all that. So like you know what, you're right, and I mean that was the thing. It was like she does know this Shaw and she does know her big secrets. It's more like does she know Peter because some guys it's not gonna be as big of a deal, but apparently they're

making him a sex machine. Well he I think after the four times in the windmill, that was their angle when they're like, all right, we're not going to give you Tyler, which is who you all want, We're gonna give you Peter. Because they always picked slightly more neutered guy, like they don't pick the real dirty, dirty fun like hot as ship bones on, Like we'll give you the

nicer guy, so America doesn't panic. I don't think Tyler wanted the role because like I can bye, I'll be on Mars, have fun on her like I've left goodbye forever. I'm a Taylor Smith now did not work out. That was my dad, So that was my That was Mike. How did so? How did you feel about Madison? And when she said it to to Peter were saying her timing of saying if you sleep with um, if you sleep with somebody, I'm out. Well, I mean she probably

should have started a couple weeks earlier. I don't really think it changes like what he did. And also I think she probably should have said I'm a virgin on top of that, because that would have brought more weight to the situation. And yeah, Peter did tell me after women tell all that it would have added a little bit more weight. He doesn't know it would have changed things. Yeah, right,

I will say that. Um, the producers came out last week and we're like, we put them all in the same hotel room because we were trying to force Madison to Yeah that that that we were trying to force Madison to tell him. It's like or torture like this poor girls watching them stumble in like I'll disheveled and Dawn Hannah and not even coherent se disheveled Hannah. Aaron too. I was like, wow, she's so put together the whole day, like, oh she got at it. Girls just like poking her

with a knife the whole time. She's like, well, Victoria the whole time, So what do you think? They're probably doing it right, Okay, let's talk. So so then Madison, So then there we are and she and so um Victoria F is like um so um I told him um I was in love with him. Yeah, she will be fun on Paradise. I had her as the one to get drunk on the first night. I mean that is her villain. So like borderline, I think you won. I think you were right. I don't know what to

call her a true villain. I mean I think that Tammy was the villain. Tammy was how slippers that Tammy. She was my top crazy pick. Well, you had you guys at the right instinct, So Madison, and then he is like, this is also real. This is still so real. Will Maddie be here? So they show up and Victoria F is there, and then Hannah Ann. And then Victoria f goes, I hope she doesn't come. It's like, yeah, of course you hope she doesn't come. Beca, it's clear

that he loves her. Um. So then she shows up in a red dress looking real cute, and they're like, how are you. She's like, not great, yeah, not great, Like they jammed her into that cute little red dress and they pushed her up to that fiery mountain. She was like, well, I was falling in love with him, and then last night happened, and so now I don't

really know. And then um, and then so Peter gets up there with a weepy, shaky voice and he was like sniff sniffling back water works with no water works coming down. Yes, there's and by the way, you have like fire in the air to help assist getting water works. She's like, I did an, I'm so grateful for for everyone here, I'm so grateful for our relationship. I'm like, it just comes off. It's weird. So then the first one that he gives the rose to Hannah Anne. Were surprised,

were surprised about it. I thought Madison was obvious. That was obvious. Yeah, she's like that kind of. I always thought she was going to be until they announced Claire. I really thought they were getting her to be the bachelor. Really, but I I've never made us connect to her, No, exactly, it's the whole She didn't really have a person. Now. Yeah, between the lines, I think Kelsey was going to be it.

I thought they were kind of shining up I mean, actually no, I would have loved it because it would have been just I feel like they could have shined her up like they shinned up Hannah By, where Hannah By couldn't even make a toast, or like like if they could have been if they could have gotten Hannah beating other, which they did, I feel like they could have shined up Kelsey. And if she had no other competition,

she's like what, I'm emotional like and I have. But she had a job and she was beautiful, like I think I would have thought she would have been a fun bachelor, and I liked her professional cloth What does that mean? Does that mean she's a stylist at a boutique something? So somebody somebody emailed us because we were making fun of somebody emailed us and they said that their husband works at wherever, there's some company that they work at and that's what they're called, and they go

to your house. Maybe it's like a person like a stylist that you can order up like a stylact like an app stylish make bespoke suits for you. So okay, alright, that's what I was, custom fit suits. So then um so then there's a so then there's a long pause before he picks the next one, and he's like medicine and then she does not respond and she's pissed. You guys think it was editing that she stayed there for so long she paused before walking up. She's editing, right,

do you think? Yeah? It was good editing. It was really good. S a lot of town to really stare at her eyelash I was I wanted to say, should I say it's horrible? She's like a little Tammy Faye Baker Jr. They're real lashes. She shouldn't put them on the bottom because it's too much. I can't wait to see her next week after find a Rose with professional

hair and maker. She's going to be so she's so cute, but those eye lasts, like literally, I mean clearly the southern thing because a lot of girls that in the South do that like real kid clumpy like spider like kind of take it that she doesn't know any better because she she's so innocent and she hardly didn't wear

makeup until she was in her twenties. I have actually done that on purpose once in a for like like a look like a look like a twiggy, look like a retro but you but it's when I don't do it myself and I request it, and it's hard for them to like pinch it together and add it and

pinch the bottoms and add I gets to think. But the thing is she also doesn't have any shadow and liner on, so like it really emphasizes the length of the lash, which sounds crazy because you'd want to have long lashes, but not like, you know, twelve bottom lashes, like spiders are growing. Okay, okay, so then we have so then there's a pause and he's like, she's like, she's and his cigar is so infected. It's just like

it's just it's like reinfected. So then she's like, and he's like, and then and then they're like and then were here, oh my god, by the way, which was also edited into that I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. Okay, we're gonna take a break or we come right back. Oh bone Zone. Time for the bone Zone, guys, we're back. Um, So we were talking about the break. Were you surprised that she showed up? And what would have happened if she left? Not surprised

she showed up? Um, I was expecting her to show up. But what we've been so wacky guys, is what if he said, well, accept this rose and she said no? Would he have been like, well, Victoria, well or well and and I guess you're the one. I mean, I was thinking about it reminded me think about like Colton was our last bachelor. We haven't had a proper rose ceremony. He's jumping over the fence, running away like there Neil Lane has been like is waiting in his star topic.

It's just like wait, like huh. I'm like, if you guys are mail. He's hilarious. He is the most eccentric person you're ever going to meet in your entire life, Like bouncing off the walls whenever I'm in there. Um, he's like, you, guys, I feel so trapped on the show, like they want me to be so buttoned up, but I'm not a buttoned up person. I just want to be like, oh my god, oh my god. I want that we should have Neil Lane the fifth person in the podcast. I would be like, the real Neil Lane.

Oh my god. We have so we have a we have a rookie, Jerry Trayner, who was on I, Carly and Josh and Drake. He's he's never watched The Bachelor before, but he's our rookie and he's watching Leer and he's completely obsessed. So we kept talking about where's Neil Lane? What do you? And he actually thought it was a place where they go to propose and they get down on one is Neil Lane. That's funny. How come no

one's ever put that together? I never because because he kept and he goes he didn't know, and he was sort of in the dark, and I think sometimes he gets embarrassed abou asking the stuff that he doesn't know. And then he was like, oh, this is a person. He was like, I thought it was like the final episode is You're on Neil Lane. It's just too perfect. It's amazing. And he keeps texting me I'm such an idiot. I'm such an idiot. I'm like, no, you're freaking genius.

You're so hot. Um okay. So then so then I love that Victoria f is this and she was like you know what I'm I feel like with Madison, yeah, um okay, No, I just think like when the convo Madison changed his mind, like madis is his opinion Like I wan't E don't know there was. I was real for me, It's already got. She's like, um, She's like I don't want to hear at. It just felt like so stupid, like you just put her heart on there and it's like I hear it. I don't know what

to say, and that is I'm just sad. We know, I moaned. No, you know that she gave him the most exciting fantasy sweet that ever. I mean, acrobatics, aerialists stuff like you know that this is every trick she's ever seen in a form. Like I'm like, like, sick baby, you exactly. It goes from sexy baby to call me momy, like four all night and he's like there's like windmill, like I'll be that like human windmill. It's just like happening. Um, Okay,

let's talk for a second about her. I this is all I know nothing, and I'm not trying to be a shade thrower. I did not believe her last night at the final Rows. I believe she's got a marriage. I just do believe it. However, I do want some of the people, maybe maybe the girls whose marriages she broke up, to come forward and tell us. Nobody has told a source other than like reality Steve finding it. And while I feel like reality is often right, it's not like a source like if you wanted your story

out there, don't go there, come to me. Come and actually I was gonna come to us, and actually she's gonna come to us. Yes, reach out any anyway, d m her Is there an email for your podcast? Yeah, it's Ben and Ashley at iHeartMedia dot com. And then we'll do all like the digging and all the names. Yet, like I know that Sydney and Lauren Lindyke both know people who supposedly's marriage broke up because of her, but neither of them are coming on the podcast to talk

about it. I mean, it feels like people banded together to go down there to I mean, he was warned I would love. I just it's it's gonna be a fun paradise. But yeah, where are the people that happened?

Like is that going to come up again? Because it's too big of something did not come up again in paradise, like one of the girls marriages she broke up should come down and be like I guess now yeah, oh that's so yeah, oh my god, which would be um So, then she's like she's like she she's like, she's like, I'm just sad. And it's like, well, at least he wasn't married, I will say, like, she's like, she got

broken up. Um so. Then so he goes, well, my family's here, they're waiting to meet you and see you again. And then Hannah Anne looked so like the odd wheel out like her face of like what am I doing here? Katie? Oh No? When when when Peter and Madison had that like really intense hug, you just saw Hannah looking like, oh, it's not me. Yeah, it's not the only time Hannah and cries. Is when she realized her watching Hannah and cry, I was like, why is she crying? I'm like, oh,

because she knows she's a odd man. Well, I think some people say that she was crying because Victoria was leaving it and they were tight. Okay, she did cry when somebody else. She cried at a date when somebody else got cut, and I think I feel like, did they go to Argentina or they born the series somewhere around there? She cried. I think she cried when somebody got cut there. Maybe Kelly did she cry and Kelly. Guys may have think Kelsey just because Kelsey and her

did get close. Yeah, but she just looked like, oh fuck, it's really when when Madison gave the toast, well, let's here's the saying of love really can conquering. She was so quick exactly, and like that was because you both of them, you know what I mean. It was like I told you I'm here, but he and now I think he's he's easily manipulated it enough, Like that's all he was like, I'm a bad boy, make it right. Like so she basically compromised her beliefs now because or

is she doing Christian value of forgiveness? Oh? I used to think she's gonna she's going. I think she's going to leave when Chris Harrison comes up, because we just learned. I feel like she's like, definitely I love source was Peter? Bring hole? Is that? Bring her home? Bring her home to? What's Peter? This is what loves doing? Okay, ready, Peter, bring her home, bring her home to. I gotta go get dry home to the back of a suburban deep in the valley. Girl. By the way, I they showed

up at my houses. Anna and I were saying that if they showed up at our viewing. But it was like me covered in cats and like waited blankets, cat hair, wine and waited blank Oh my god, a person's arrivedly come to my whole beer please come? So many cats makes okay? Men's will comb your hair beater? Okay? So then here we are. Guys, here we are. We're in anything else that we want to say before we get to the women tell all yeah, yeah, we want to. We want to think what's going to happen? So what

I think? So I think my theory is that Madison accepted that roast to have extra time with Peter because she didn't want to make a rassi, a rash decision that she was going to regret. But I do think she's going to get extra time with him can't get over the hump, and then she leaves, in which Chris Harrison has to say, we just found this out. Madison left and then his parents are still there and he's like, mom, she left, and then she's does he chase after her?

Or does he think after her? And then they decide if they're like really going to be together? That's right, That's what I think to him. So it's the equivalent of cold. I mean, think about how many weird bachelors we've had ari every All these bachelors have been so freaking weird, and then think about poor Hannah be and like the dog food, we haven't had a successful, seeming

one in a while. And then we had Hannah, which is also weird, and then and then we also had Becca and it's like, oops, you got engaged to a sweet, nice, maybe racist, like you know, a guy who did some questionable likes on Instagram. You know, it's like, oh, they haven't had a nice, simple one in a little while. Why am I blanking on? Who was before ari? Ari was Nick Nick? Nick Nick Nick? Who seemed too soon, He seemed he seemed he'd been through the ring or

too many times to beginning gauged back. I enjoyed him so much on Caitlin season. I enjoyed him so much on Paradise, but like as the Bachelor, there was a part of him that had seemed like he'd seen behind the curtain too many times. Jared and I still want him to go on like summer games, so that he can just be on everything and now, which is a parody of itself. I mean he has to, he has to, he has to have a good question. Who do you think he was apologizing to? You think it was Hannah?

And that's what's weird. It looks like Madison's hair. Yeah, I know that's what I would look like Madison's hair. They both kind of look alike. That sorry, I've always been the beginning of these two girls kind of look alike and really weird because when you've seen them next to each other, you're like, yeah, if you re style, if you cut Madison's or if you or if you gave Hannah and those spider lashes. I wonder if but he might be apologizing like Okay, I'm letting you go.

I'm sorry, I gotta go run after Madison, who's like trying to leave Australia, but it's on lockdown, Like, so here we are. We're in the studio and we can keep I mean, we'll keep going back. We're in the studio. I mean does overall I felt this season I didn't

feel that connected to a lot of these women. I'm like, usually when we get to women, tell all, there's like six or seven that I feel pretty connected for, Like, I feel like it even comes down to like the two on one, which was just like sitting on a bench, like there was no it was like there was no exciting too. It was just like, wait, who are is McKenna and Tammy fighting? And like I didn't felt I felt connected to Kelsey. I felt like I knew Victoria,

but there weren't that Kelsey and Victoria. I did feel like I got to know yeah, and then I know Madison. Yeah in my head, yeah, I know Madison. But the ones that were there in that room, why wasn't Kelly there? So tell us tell us tecop Harrison told me on my podcast last week ago, So why wasn't Kelly there?

He goes, Well, we didn't think that Kelly was know an integral part to the storyline, and as much as I could like Chris, that's Bill, yes, because like who like the last row nobody never No, That's what I said in my Cosmo article to say, I was like so so and so, so and so and so and so who I don't remember their names and I had to actually go back and find their names. So they were integral en So it's like a really really lamb excuse.

My theory is that she wasn't super liked by production or they knew that she was going to call out editing because that was the only way to excuse her behavior or what she what she said on her last three on one because remember she was like frank and bitten as I were really chop up words to put

together a sentence. So then like her, if that were to ever come up on Women Tell All, she'd been like, you guys know, that was straight up edited, and that would be the only thing that she could really say. And she's a lawyer too, because she's also going to be smart. She's gonna be like, yeah, I didn't say that, look at it, go back and watch it. It's drung together. Who says she's not an integral part of the season.

She knew Peter before this before, like and he was so like razzled by whatever went down in the lobby at that West like visions like whatever did you did it? Right? I feel like they at least like people said, he like elf on a shelf, like he loves to elf on a shelf, like he lives to stick a lady on like the table or a bookshelf, and like kind of dry. I feel like they at least elf on a shelf of like some kind of like entryway furniture

at the at the Four Seasons Westlake Village. I feel like if they fully did it, he wouldn't be as interested, but like it was enough of a like it would be fun if I really get to like do the full bone zone. But maybe it was like a little fun dry hump. Also, Natasha wasn't there. N Tasha, and I liked her, could not attend. I know this through Natasha. She was great. She was great. Okay, So here we are. Who do we want to talk about? Do we want to talk about the pill popping? Did we want to

do champagne game? What do we want to talk to? Talk to you guys about this, because I think you guys would get this. Talk to us what about when she goes She was like, I know, pill popping, like I'm a nurse. And then that girl, you're a dermatologist. You just complimented her, and I think she was trying to say like, oh, you're a cosmetic nurse, like you work in a med spot. And then she was like belittling dermatologist and I just called her a doctor as

like the dish. I couldn't believed it in there. When I heard that love sitting in the press remo woman all, I was like, well that's getting cut out because what an idiotic, ignorant comment. Oh my god. I loved it. I loved I would see your derma adult. I was like, that was like my favorite interaction of the evening. I also loved I also loved Kelsey being like I never said I was sober. I mean that was like that She's like, yeah, I have a couple of Mommy likes

a couple of glasses of wine. And it was like, good for her. She's right, She's not trying to come on and be like I'm sober. She's like, I have a couple of glasses of wine. She always had like wine teeth, which I loved, like it was always vaguely purple. No, she was always this little drunk slightly It's not like even on her dates was a little you know, but

she probably just needed it. She just needs she clearly stressed, clearly that's champagne bottle and a lot to her pain bottle, I mean, and the fact that it burned her nose. I liked her at the end opening all the champagne bottle for the people in the audience that that was really fun. She redeemed herself a lot like yes, like self deprecating and acknowledge, like that's what you gotta do when you come across a little cuckoo on TV, just

own it. And then yeah, she recovered, she recovered. I think she will be very popular in Paradise, oh for sure. And a mess, a mess you will cry. That was my my bottle of margarita mix from Iowa. She really

doesn't do it. She's like, I can't handle that environment like the heat, and I can't handle even better even the emotions that will be that because I told her, I was like, if you think that was emotional way to get a pair, I didn't find somebody you like, Oh my god, I can't even imagine because it's like I would not thrive and I couldn't handle it. I mean I would love to do it, but I could

not handle it. Like the Paradise Musical Chairs of like okay, Lance and I are together like and then like okay, but here comes like you guys always have to be scared. Yeah, that's always. Yeah, that's hard because they're always going to bring in someone that they know you like, yeah, and you're like, I was surprised when I felt her art.

I don't Actually when you go on Paradise, do you tell them like you give a list of the guys that you're interested, list of the guys, and then they're like, oh, well, we know that she likes that guy too, so bring him in. Third. We know that he likes her, and we know that she's going to lose it over him. Was Winter Games fun? Um? I mean it's like a

weird time in my life right right that format? Do you think was that was like do it like was it some learn to Paradise or it was a lot less stressful because people weren't at it in like you started out as a huge limited from that group, so like it was a lot less emotionally it's taxing, right, And it was also a lot of people that we didn't know. It's like, wait, who are like you know what you were? Like I think we met you k

you know what I mean? It's like okay, like it was like it wasn't like we didn't It wasn't like we knew the history of everybody. Do I need to watch one public season? It gets no clearer because you don't have to do it. You can just watch her tell him off, Like just watch like the top three, because first you want to know what he says to her. They're in a helicopter. This is like after their overnight date, and he goes, I like you, but I love fucking you. Yes, yes,

oh my god. We might have to watch this season for we might do it. Think it's worth it. You'll get it quick. He was the most he was. She read your plow through it for our listeners. Is it too much? We could do? Like we could do like one episode is like four episodes. We could record like four of them and just be like, okay, this is

one through four. He contacted us because he went through that homophobic you know, I don't know anything about you know, I feel like everyone does that and never like someone goes through a homo that literally Mary Jackson, Brittany after that whole it's the equivalent. Honestly, it's the equivalent of like, what, look,

I've got a black friend. Everyone's black friend. So I met him, I met about a story like shopping, you know, and we know we talked about yes, like okay, tell me, but he did not become friends after when we had just like he was quite far the worst Bachelor ever, Like watch to watch because it was, but we gotta

watch it. We gotta watch. Tell me what we need to know about Claire from that season, I mean, you just need to see how she tells him off and like she's just so strong, Like she's emotional and she's so strong, Like she's the perfect combination for like this emotionally strong movement we're having right now. Okay, great, you're gonna take a break. Oh my god, they did not know they did not? Oh yes I did, and we're back. Okay,

So yeah, emotional strong movements are great things. Okay, So then we have the Tammy McKenna when he when she goes every time a camera came around, you spread your plas what was that was that way that Tammy's eye rolls and stuff throughout that that was editing too. That was editing, Yeah, because they gave her. And then like I met Tammy backs and sure maybe it was to me, but I met her backstage and she was like, actually, I please don't hate me, Please don't hate me, and

she's very nice to me, and You're like okay. It was like we can we can move on from this for sure, but like you don't not do it again in paradise. Yeah good, I like that. You looked pretty. Four hours to get there, it really really My makeup artists took four hours. She's a crazy perfection. It looks really good. Can we discuss the Victoria f tan hands?

How she did you see her? Because I haven't haven't been a person who has tan handed myself before she her palms were so orange, Like I didn't know that. It was when she waved during the when she waved when they when they went down the line, go back and watch it. It was so it was like rust all like and again I've I've been that person where I was like, oh I didn't I didn't the barrier cream, the barrier cream, the barrier cream didn't work. Um, so there was a lot of champagne gate. We've got I

never said I was sober. Um, I don't care. I don't care. I didn't. It's done. It's like to recap this recap and I couldn't do it. It's a worried even like you never like when out of his way not to talk to McKenna the whole season. Yes, except then he gave her a concussion when he offed on a shelf. It's just like, now she's strong and powerful. I do like when Tammy was like, Hong, did you rehearse that? I was like, you think, no, I want

to thank you. I'm gonna be you show me the person I do like her, we don't want to be. Oh my god. I was so delivery of that. What did I say before about her? I'm like, she is one of those like wooden framed things at home Goods with a motivational quote. Yeah, he's the human version of that yes yes, saying plaque yes, and I love me Home Goes. It's like it is. It's things are so good. I'm crazy busy, crapy, I'm crazy, you guys, I'm just crazy busy I've got a lot of things going on.

I can't tell you what about taking a lot of meetings is really exciting. I'm crazy busy. I want to say. Her Instagram is all her just dancing. Are you serious? She loves to dance? Well was her mouth thing? What was the tongue thing that she did all that season? What was that? Why do people do that? What is that? Ad? Yeah? They cut out that part they taught you know, in the bullying segment. Somebody was like, she said, because I make those facial expressions, people were saying that I was

on drugs. It's like, yeahause, it seems like you're because you're like why would you because you're because you're grinding your teeth? Like can you live at least on pill It's like, you know, just like I mean there's there's pills that are coke form, right, I mean yeah, it's basically meth, that's right, you focus. Yeah, yeah, I'm not I'm not saying she didn't meth, but yes. Yeah. So then Peter comes out and he talks to Victoria f and she's like, thank you, I'm sorry I put you

through all I had. I guess you're all so bad and he's like, I love you too, and he was he could see she looked good. She did so pretty like your face. Her face, she's so she and she was like a slow burn because she was the one that came out the first night, was like, my stime of humor is dry. But that's the only thing, that's what everybody knows that. I was like, wait, what did she just talk about her plus like? But then she

tried it again. She's like, remember when I said sent was dry, but remember that she's like heat, No, Like what was it that just defines her in one moment? It was and then she's like I loved also like, oh my god, I couldn't possibly walk the cat walk and I was like boom boom boom tongue and then like it couldn't possibly go skydiving, and the like in her Instagram account was like that she's a blast. She's so freaking sexy and she's danger. Will Robinson, there is

danger to day. She's gonna be great and she's gonna be she look so I loved the weird moment in Fantasy Suits where she walked in and somebody goes, you look tired, and they're like, you look really skinny, like think you like what is happening? Okay, So then we have the fake viewing parties and they're driving around with all the flight at tennis who has on just like a random night viewing parties of that size with roses everywhere and people dressed I mean their babies dressed up.

His fine. I'm gonna be honest, I hate viewing parties because you can't hear it. And then people are just like giving their opinion and I'm like, hey, well I'll have to watch the episode again later, paul joke and like, look, I truly I look like a beautiful mind psychopathic, Like if when if I ever get hit by a bus and somebody finds these, they're like, she was deeply troubled. She walked in front of that bus. Did you see this? It just has bones one fake viewing parties. My friend

in my head, bone zone, horny, infected, infected scarm. Listen to your heart. It's just like a star. Oh no, not the drug addiction suicide. Listen to your hearts. To listen to your heart, and I'm gonna have to It's like my job now is I'm gonna talk about listen to your heart anything, it's they're trying. The song is going to be ruined. The song like the Cooper came on in the car this morning and I was like, listen to your heart has already ruined to this song.

And then for them to even think that they're going to try to find a romance like that maybe just angers. I mean, they're never gonna find it. I mean, what a song show ever? I can't like me use that song and that's just gonna be liked money for one song. They really splurged that they did. I mean, that's not a cheap song. I will watch it because I have to, but but I'm like, what if you got Like I look at some of them like, oh, she got lucky

to be paired with that guy. I wouldn't want to be like, what if you got paired with the wrong person? You people? That's good? Um. I love the Reality Steve tweet something really funny. It was like a gift or a meme yesterday that said like no one blank, literally no one blank, Chris Harrison. Everybody's talking about. UM. Now I don't want to know who do you know who Reality Steve is? And I don't want to know who he is he has a face? You know who he is? Well, he has a face, so I I know what he

looks like. Do you we know which city he lives in? Yeah, he lives in Texas. I don't know anything like Dallas. No, yeah, because people run into him. Do you have a feeling do you have an idea of who the mole is of, like the person who tells him all the info of like, oh, I think like I always well, I think good part of it is alumni, but they won't know what actually

happens during the season. I think it's got to be like a sounder guy or a camera guy, somebody who's like in all the interview room, but like doesn't have as big of like a personal connection. That's good. That's much. Do you usually get paid for that be in the mall? No, I don't think it's great. I think it's I think it's just the thrill of the male. Yeah, I'd love to be the more. I can't wait for they give me the mole on Amazing Race. It was so good.

So then Peter comes out and they're like, people are staying the reward of the dramas crying in the drama. I said, I made mistakes. I'm not a perfect man. I followed my heart. I followed my heart. Um, and I did enjoy the Blooper reel with the Charles Manson man walking up behind him at the AD. I like that. Um. And then they brought out Rachel Lindy, who looked stunning and that for a lesson on online harassment. Yeah, it

really took a turn. It took a yeah, okay, I mean I needed needed very powerful, yes, but man that I mean it was brutal. God, she's all stunning, she's stunning. Don't do a bulling thing after they were all screaming at each other. Else they at least make it after a girl says you spread your legs. It was reverse thing. Then all the girls would be like, oh my god, you're absolutely ready to Um. All right, what do you think is going to happen? Um? I think actually was right.

I think he's going to uh get the virgin. Um, she's going to leave him. He is going to chase after her, and I think he ends up with no one too. You think, like after the final Rose next week, she's going to say I'm not Yeah, yeah, I told him and I can't. We gave it a go. We try. I hope she does actually season where he'll be on a date and everything and it's and it seems like great, and then all of a sudden he just turns. He doesn't know how to comfort these women, like the run

off crying. He just sits there like or they say something remotely does not positive and he's like, I have to go outside and talk to myself for two hours. He's leaving this old everything. Every time we're like, oh, she said she had second thoughts, So I'm going to cancel all of your dates today so I don't meet any of you think about like it's starting out with like Hannah showed up, she covered me in glitter, So I can't possibly hear your erotic stories like that you

all sat and wrote, does all of it? I love Natasha's face for so many of these it's like, wait, what does happen? Like are you hitting me? Like what are you doing? Like you're a little baby boy, Ashley. What do you think it's going to happen? I think that's what's gonna happen. And he's gonna end up along and now what do you think? But I don't love he's gonna end up along what about the producer rocketting

engaged producer? Sometimes, I like, sometimes I find myself believing the producer room or more and more, especially like looking at that looking at that thing. Well, yeah, the photos don't mean anything because like you actually become best friends with your producer and they don't have a young que producer. Don't hire a hot young man I know, don't hire they want that to happen. Well, that's would be amazing if that happens after all this. Yeah, I loved that show.

I love that show. I loved that show. That's why I thought so good. But that's why I thought he wasn't into anyone. It felt like all these produced moments was kind of like, what can we do to make this show interesting? I don't like any of them? Or maybe I've fallen in love with a producer. I think he was so jingle from Hannah be up Top that he never recovered. I think he was not in the right headspace to move on that good in bed. I think he was. I think he loves crazy and so

she was crazy. She was the dream girl. I think when you're all competing, there's a little bit of one for one person. She's it. I think that she was like because he has pretty buttoned up, nice, kind of dull, sweet guy where his big thing is line dancing, and like she was kind of wild you know what Lenge

was going to be. Yeah, I think it makes him feel more interesting and like and like she really kind of I mean when you saw how horney he was for her, like I hate that word, by the way, when he said I think it is the grocers, But when you saw how like he was so all over her in that sauna, Like remember them in the sauna, they were like listening, like he was so attracted to her,

and we didn't see. Well, you know what should really happen is that like after the final rose and Madison's like, I'm not with her, and then pause for a couple of months, and then Hannah and Peter come out as a couple and then they both kind of wont that would be amazing? I love this, Katyna. What do you think it's gonna happen? I think that Madison is going to leave, and I think he is going to try

to go after her. I've seen theories online that people think that he like goes then for Hannah and Hannah and and tries, and she's like that item not going to be like your sloppy second. She's gonna be popular. She's gonna be popular. And I kind of wonder that too. So I think he's going to try for Madison on after the final rows or maybe like maybe not on it, but like they'll show it, kind of like they did with um Arimbecca, like they'll have a camera go to it.

It's definitely going to have one of those cameras. And I think I don't know if they're together or not. I kind of think he's going to be alone. Um. I like that. I like the theory of her, of him and Hannahby getting together later on. But I still have hope that Hannaby and her dance partner Alan will be dating and think they're the kid. He just made me think something talk to us. You know that Hannah ann probably thought, oh, if I leave now because like

I'm a sloppy second, I'll be the bachelorette. And look, that didn't happen because nobody connected to her. But had she done that and we did feel her, then she would. She's also very didn't three you. Tanna Brown brought hope to all the young ones. But because with every season they usually picked a girl the next batchelor from that season, So this cleare thing was a season was it was because nobody liked any of the girls. Everyone was literally

complaining because they were all just girls. They're so young. He was distracted by Hannaby and then he was distracted by Champagne Gay and then and then like a laya, the whole Alaya thing. So like he was set up to fail, but we didn't. But we didn't get but he allowed it and we didn't get to know people. So like maybe if we've gotten to know Natasha more, if we've gotten to know every day. Yes, it was a bad trip of girls. I don't think anyone has

really studied for him. I think they were casting for good TV and not for him to find love. But he also he made terrible decisions along the way, just exacerbated the situation, like the whole thing and what do you think it's going to happen? An um Okay, I think I thought about this a lot of I think Madison leaves and that's when he comes and he's like, I just found out this news, and then I think he breaks up with Hannah and goes I think I need to like that moment where he's like brunette head

being like I'm sorry. I think he goes after Madison Madison and she's like I don't know, and then we get to bring her home to us, or maybe that happens. He has to go, she has to go deal with her young, weird dad with the haircut that I think where he's like behind the screen door and we see a head that was Madison's head for sure, Yeah that hair was too flat, but it could be like I'm so sorry I sucked everyone every years And I think I think that was Madison's head. That's the kind of sorry.

But I think he goes to try and win Madison back in the madisone is a little bit of a flat iron up top, or a little is a little oil that's a little anti bridge, just a little bit hot, just a little bit of hot, just a little one, just a little um. Okay, here we go. Will you

guys help us pick the tweet of the week. Okay, so if you guys want to participate, you can just you at me or at Anna Marine air d E N M y R I N doesn't look like how it's spelled annas h O S S n I e H. And then you do hashtag w y A t R if you want to be part of it. Here we go, here are There were so many good ones it was hard to narrow down. I narrowed it down to six. We will then narrow it down to two and we will pick the winner. Kelsey at oh Wale, Kelsey Peter

sending Victoria f home. The saying I hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave was intended for moments like this, like you suck but that ass though Dad said that at Baseball one? How many Crest three D white strips does it take Chris Harrison to disinfect that jagouz? Did you see that? Lauren at Underscore Purple Underscore, Hayes. If I will only watch Bachelor, listen to your heart. If the couples have to write a dog food jingle, that's good jingle, okay, because you guys

remember Jed's dogs. This is Jim Scott at Jim Bob Sama. The women came on Women Till All for a shot to be bachelorette, and instead all they got was coronavirus at l A X too soon another Jim Scott after Victoria f is cut, Peter, come find me once you marry one of these girls. That's definitely top two. Um lazy Joe g at Lacy and Scoler. Joe did some p a re slash Peter's head while he was sleeping. I think he got maybe some son or something. Okay,

here's the final one. Sarah Elizabeth at Mama Bird. Sarah. Victoria EV's hands are so orange from applying self Tanner it looks like she just gave Trump a hand job. All right, my top three? Okay, what are your tough Okay, I'm gonna say definitely a hand job. And then what you guys get to pick the second one? Come find me when you marry one of you like that you like O Crest trip? All right, so dog food Crest strip or come find me for the final. For the

second one, maybe come find me food. Well, I mean I said come find me all right, Okay, okay, okay, alright, alright. Final to Jim Scott at Jim Bob's Ama after Victoria f is cut Peter, come find me whence you marry one of these girls? Or Sarah Elizabeth Mama Bird Sarah vic Touria's Victoria fs hands are so are some applying self? Tanner? It looks like she just gaped from hand. Probably not that I gotta get a hand job. Anna come find me.

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That is incredible. Um. Despite the side of it's the first Bachelor recap, I choose every week and I listened to about four other podcasts related to The Bachelor religiously. Thanks for the amusement. Yes, uh five stars A C D C Thunderstruck. Oh this was from when Brendan and Jerry did an the Thunder, which was and if you want to Jerry just did Brendan's podcast last week, the Brando Cast. If you want to hear Jerry Traynor on that the episode just went up. Um. I don't watch

The Bachelor. This is incredible. But saw Arden on Watch What Happens Live, and she was fun, witty and knowledgeable about all things Bravos, so I thought I would give her pot to listen. When her two guests started singing A. C. D C's Thunderstruck, I knew I had found my people. It is more enjoyable to listen to Arten and friends than it actually is to watch The Bachelor. Thank you, little miss little Compton. Oh my goodness, Rebecca, that is

a terrific review. Welcome to the madness. And you know what, you don't need to watch the show. You just come along for the ride with us, so we're glad that you're here. Okay, you can also email us as I mentioned email in your screen grabs of your little miss Little Compton. Uh receipts next week at the finale, So it'll be at our final episode because we're gonna do two episodes last next week because it's a two day finale. But on the final episode we're gonna be doing pulling

five more names. I'm gonna be sending five more shirts out and then as we get going later in the season, when we hit the five mark, I have an incredible

thing that I'm making. And then at the very end of all of this, we're gonna pick two people from all of the book orders to have lunch either in person or via Skype with Anna and I, depending if we're all locked in our houses because of the coronavirus, we can put on skype face FaceTime and and just enjoy a nice, safe meal cyber wise, or maybe things will be fine and we can go to a diner and rip a part of breakfast Burrito. Okay, here we go. Rose Podcasts at gmail dot com. This is from Debbie

end Time. I'm a new listener as I just recently started listening to podcasts. Yes, I'm a boomer. Oh my god, this is great. I've seen almost every season of the Bachelor franchise the US ones. I'm thoroughly enjoying your recaps. I only have a couple of friends who watched these shows, and I keep asking myself why I watched this crap, But I can't help myself. I didn't tell my friends, but I did go online to apply to the senior show they spoke about. I won't be sixty five until December,

but why not. Hopefully nobody will have a heart attack or break a hip and filming if they actually do get that far Arden. I don't care what that person wrote, but I love your voice. He thanks Debbie. Of course I'm a petite person like you, so my voice probably sounds very similar. Um. I can't wait to hear your final Rose podcast. Thanks for brightening up my week. Also, crab Brandgon is really popular in the Midwest, but I think it originated the old Trader Vix restaurant years ago.

My mom used to bring me to those in New York City. Debbie Coh and Debbie, are you not the sweetest person? I loved this email. I love that you're here with us, and I am rooting for you to get picked. If there's anything we can do to help you to get picked on the senior edition. I want you to fall in love. I want you to have your love journey. I want you to have adventures in a great time. This is great news. As you guys know, I may not know you might be new here, but

I have a book coming out. I wrote a memoir UM called little Miss Little Compton that is available for pre order wherever you get books. I don't care where you get it. But if you do buy a copy of it, if you send in a screen grab of the receipt to Rose Podcast at gmail dot com, we are going to be given away T shirts. I'm gonna make uh some custom present that you can have lunch with Anna and I. All sorts of fun things are coming up. My dream is to get on the New

York Times best seller list. Allegedly you have to sell eight thousand copies. We've sold a hundred and eleven on the podcast so far, so we're getting there. We're getting there. And um, if we make it on the New York Times bestseller List, I would I have to convince my brother, but I would like to do a free show at in my mom's yard in Little Compton, Rhode Island. Although if we can't do it there, we'll figure out a place to do it, so we'll do one somewhere, preferably

in my in my mom's yard. Um. It is a book about growing up in a small town called Little Compton, Rhode Island, that has no stoplights a general store. Rumor has it, once upon a time we had an illiterate chief of police, and we had a crow that was the town felon Poe. The Crow stole all the mail and was put under house arrest because it's a federal crime to steal mail. It's also about my family, my parents, Janet and Willie Marine, the original gangsters. Uh. They were

co workers in New York City. They one New Year's Eve got engaged on a dare they were not dating. Six weeks later they had a proper wedding and they moved from Manhattan to eat town of three thousand people to raise my brother and I. So that's where it all starts. And then it was how I got from that town to a sitcom by twenty two, which is a truly a miracle. Um. So if you guys are interested, little miss little Compton screen grab your receipts appreciate it.

For those of you guys on Patreon, we know there was a little glitch with the Bachelor archives and that you were having a hard time watching the Australia episodes. There is now a link on our Patreon page that you can click. Because the season finale goes up this week, we're putting up the finale episode. Will Matt find love? Is he gonna pick sexy Sexy Abbey or is he gonna find love with a fellow of scientists. We don't know. We're not revealing, but we uh, we want you to

be able to watch along. So there is a link that sends you somewhere. It is not our we are not sharing in for it is not our website, but but there is a link that will show you how to get there. And then we have decided we are going to do next. We're going to do Love is Blind from Netflix. And then I have to say, after watching that little insane preview, we're going to do Listen to your Heart, and then coming up we if we I don't want people to be upset who voted for

the Australia. We've got all fall so we can do Bachelor Australia after that. But I feel like we've got it's only a I think it's a six episode thing. Four episode it's like four or six episodes listen to your Heart. So it's just it'll just be a little, a little detour and then we'll get back to the Australia franchise. Okay, and then um wow, okay, what a podcast. I can't wait. I can't wait to start our Neil Lane podcast. This is the new reality show. Oh, this

is so fun. When we're all in the beauty of this is nobody else uses as equipment. We're clean and safe in here. When the ship hits the fan, um lance, what do you have to promote? Where can people find? Gosh, well, you can find me at lants based on any social media. Love it. I have my own podcast, the Daily Pop just what you Gotta Come back Home? I would love to It's so fine any times a daily one. Oh and coming up and Ashley a movie. Uh so, No

Strings Attached are one of our albums. It's turned in twenty years old. March one. Will you be the first on March on? Wait for this? So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday leading up to that Saturday, I'm getting each Instinct member sitting down on a one on one to discuss my calendar. That's so exciting because I've never I've had you know, I've had a talk show for eight years now and I've never interviewed justin this is the only one I have an interview. I love that. Oh my god,

that's amazing. And then I have Virgin Fest coming out June six and seven. So if you're in l A. Come to the Bank of California Stadium for the new Richard Branson's Virgin Fest. It's gonna be fun. That's so fun, Michael, what do you want? New Years? I remember the day so vividly. I went to stam Goody I had it. Remember, um, I mean I just remember sitting at my sixth grade desk just listening over. Yes, I was at Tower Records in Times Square. I remember that day. Yeah. Do you

remember that day? Yeah? I was. I was like the seventh grade ship. Yeah I know. But did you ever know that, like that day that that album dropped? Yeah, and they were like I'm coming yeah, yeah, yeah. Twelve year old me was like, Toad's going to marry one. I'm coming for you. I'm coming amazing. It was Destiny. Where can people find you? Do you have an art? Yeah? I do? I mean you follow me Instagram, Michael Church and art great. Yeah, Ashley. I listen to her podcast. Yeah,

listen to my podcast. It's called the Almost Famous Podcast with Ben Higgins and we talk about Bachelor every single week. You can get it on Monday nights after the episode and then if you guys want to talk more like a millennial girl Chat. I have another podcast called I Don't Get It that's so fun. My book little Miss Little Compton is available for pre order. There's a fun forward by our girl Debbie Ryan. Chelsea Handler gave me some fun quotes Amy Schumer. Guys, come on, great ladies.

I have some pretty good girls squad. So Pheel Molly Shannon Game. I mean, she's hard for me to hang with because I stand her. I like super fan stalker fan her, I like Notebook like well, I can't with her one night and whome super Stars. So I'm this available for pre order anywhere you buy books and um Instatable. Season two is on Netflix, and uh, Lance and I will just be doing stretches and waiting to do We're just gonna remember, you know. We're ready to go and

coach at anytime. I trually was so disappointed, but I agree with you. It's going to be bigger and ever. I can't wait. If it's going for a year, people are going to be really like. I miss it so much. I want you to know that I have been running. I'm not that fast, but I'm strong. Okay, Well that works that I just started rowing great, so I'll have good back, strang, I've got great I'm very strong legs, very strong legs. So between us, we're one super person.

All right, will you please come and join us again during Claire's season and we might need to do another live draft pick. I feel much better well because there's not gonna be some maybe silver foxes in the crowd. I mean, there needs to be people in their forties, like they can't be casting one year old guys for her, or will they? All right, you guys, my name is Arte Marie and all the talk. There's gonna be two episodes next week because it's a double week and that's

what I do. Okay, bye bye, Yeah, I'm going it all. I've been getting at it feels so good. I just gotta wanted to question, when you read this role you except those rolls into your words? Of your rolls into your word? Will you accept this? Rose is a production of I Heart Radio. For more podcast on iHeart Radio, visit the I heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.