"SMOKESHOW MUSCLES!" w/ Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster and Doug Benson

all week. Can I just say this is the highlight of my week? I mean, really, this is this and this season is really bringing me a lot of joy. Uh. What a combo of people. I am just so razzled. I don't even know who to introduced first. I'm gonna go with this guy, Will he ever find love? I mean, he was the Bachelor of the Year and the Bachelor of the Year twenty nineteen. After the podcast, he's the

Bachelor of the year. It's hard in the pandemic. Um, you know him from Supernatural, you know him from Bosch, She's gonna know him upcoming and all sorts of Netflix things. Our favorite man of our hearts, Rob better day. Thank you, thank you, still much, still looking, still looking for love. I mean some one of these days you're gonna find it wrong. I believe in you. I believe in you. Are you loving Taitia? I'm so excited. I love her so much. She might be my favorite ever certainly in

a while. Like ye, she's awesome and like Claire was really stressed me out. She just she really stressed me out. So uh yeah, it's just so nice to have uh, you know, smoke show, smoke show, and you know what, as as much of an idiot as uh Chasen is. Um, she is a smoke show. He's not wrong. A perfect word to describe the smoke show that is ta And and he's in her inter Wolverine I like to call it, I mean inter Wolverine. He is such a dummy, I

you know what, he's Moy Colliento and I'm in into that. Also, speaking of Moy Coliento, Uh, there's a woman that just keeps us on our toes and she is such a breaking thrill. She is Secretary of State of the WILLI accept this road podcast universe? She is my best friend. She is she is Sadie and I mean just the most. We had the most was fun doing Thrilling Adventure Hour. I was a surprise guest. We had the best time. And um, she's coming to us with a beautiful blonde wig,

and I'm here for it. I I say, pandemic blond wig. I love it on her. I love her as a brunette. I love her as a blond. Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite, your obsession. You write us all the time. Where is she here? She is? Hadget Brewster. What an introduction, I mean, everybody needs to know a little love in the pandems. Come on, you were fabulous in Thrilling Adventure Hour. Thank you were fantastic. Thank you so much. I had the best time and I loved it. I just have so

much fun doing it. And talk about super fans that that show has super fans. Um, all right, there is a gentleman that joined us for the first time a few weeks ago. Um, we just adore him and the text threads that have happened. I didn't even I I knew that he would fit right in, and I knew that he would enjoy this because I know that he

loves pop culture like I like pop culture. I did not anticipate getting a text two days after he joined us as the Rookie of the season that he would then immediately go to let Keene, to a resort for a getaway and send us photos reading my book Little Miss a Little Compton, available world wide right now, anywhere outside of the l Presidente Suite. And he did. He did confirm that it is confusing and that Dale might have been telling the truth. Ladies and gentlemen. He's hilarious.

He's a brilliant stand up. He is. All of us have been on his podcast, so you could go back and listen to past episodes and get houked and then join all the future ones of Doug Loves Movies. Ladies

and Gentlemen, Rookie of the Season. We're so glad he's here, Doug Benson, I mean, do not Pasco go right to like kin to resort was so strong, so strong, strong happened so so we so he was literally he had not watched the season with Bachelor and like ever, no, he watched a couple of like in the beginning, but it had been like a decade and so he I did his podcast and he was like, I'm thinking about watching the bachelorrette during the pandemic, and I was like,

oh my god, do you want to be our rookie this season? And he said yes, So he came on with Paget and Jerry. Katie mentioned that she'd been to Laquita, and then literally the next day we started getting photos from Doug and his adorable girlfriend Alicia all over the resort and he went right there literally the next day. And I think Jerry, who's our rookie of the year, was a little I think he almost was threatened in a good way that like we've never seen such a

strong commitment like episode one right to Laquita. Now, Paget's been to where they filmed Paradise down in Salita, but she's already been a fan for a while. He was one episode in and he booked a room. Tell us everything, Doug Benson. Laquita is a resort that has been there for so long that the city it's in was named after it. It's in Lakita, California, because the resort named

Laquina came first. My god, it used to be it used to be the haven for show business types to go and escape and uh, you know, just live in one of those cottages, as you could see watching the show, pretty much every single spot on the grounds. Katie told me about this. This is what got me so excited.

There's like twenty seven pools there or something like that, so almost you almost get your own private pool no matter where you stay in the resort, and there's signs everywhere they say la Casa this way, and I finally asked somebody what does that mean? What's Lacasa? And that's where Greta Garbo lived when she was not talking to anybody at Makinta. Now question you said, Now, Paget and I are extra nutty about COVID. We are really weird.

Precaution City. You said you thought we could do a socially distanced podcast getaway and not get COVID if we all went to Lakinta, that this would be the place to do it as a podcast. It's it's got so much wide open space because there's some people staying there that were like not you know, into the mask thing, and we just always take a different path and not have to go near anybody. And like a lot of hotels, when you check in, they're all behind plexiglass like a bank. Yeah,

it's in that room. It's funny they have to cover it up for the show. But the room where the road ceremonies take place is just the room where you check into the hotel. Oh, so where do you where do you think that like the fight when they all got oiled up and fought, like, where was that? I think that's banquet room that we tried to go into, but it was all locked up. But we could fireplace. We tried to find every spot you know that you see a lot if you don't. I was asking you

didn't go on? Did you go on a weekend or a week night? And what's sort of the price range? Price point that we're dealing with with Laquinta went on the weekend? Uh, it's part of it's considered a Hilton property. Okay, it's part of the what's their fistory. Yeah, it's a waldorfer Storia. So I, as a traveling comedian, have you know, built up a lot of you know points with Hilton.

I love this for you. So we got I got a room that was supposed to be in the three to four hundred dollars at night range, But as soon as we got there, they're like we would like to upgrade you you have that fireplace. I really liked the room that I picked out, so I was like, no, I'm good, I'm good. We'll stick with the room that

we picked And then we went to the room. And this was Halloween weekend, so there was just for some reason, the room we were in was overlooking where every child within a hundred radius was rooming pumpkins and screaming and yelling. So we're like, this is not relaxing. Can you move us to that other room you mentioned It was an upgrade and we got this super huge, amazing room for the lower price. All right, we gotta go with a

full kitchen. Wow, bring your own groceries, you know, if you barely need to leave your room because you're right outside your door. I love this for us, and and and the uh, both the living room and the bedroom have working fireplaces to fireplaces. These guys got it easy because normally there's like ten guys in one room on bunk beds, ten bodybuilding guys in rooms on a bunk bed and and in the Yeah, and now they got like full suite, like ka, the pandemic really worked out

for them. Yeah, it's um it's pretty nice, and I definitely threw some detective work. I think that they'd show shots that say l Presidente and say that Claire was in there, But I think Claire was somewhere else on the property and they just bring her over there for her like dates and stuff, so that the guys wouldn't know, you know, where she actually lives. Did you? Was this something you found out from staff members that lived there

that work there? Hardly talk to anybody because also the people that worked there there didn't seem to be a vibe of excitement about the bachelorette having good shot there. My hometown had a date that didn't even meant it didn't say Little Compton and they filmed they it was Hannah by Season on the boat with Hot with Hunky Hunky, what's it? Tyler? Tyler and Hannah b had a date in my hometown, and no one from my hometown would tell me about it. They were all like, oh, yeah,

they filmed down by the port. I'm like, are you fucking Katie? Like what? Like? Nobody cared? Nobody cared, And I was just enraged also with us today, Can I just say Dr Tanna Banana and a Banana hose ni All because of you, Dr Banana, I got a flu shot today and I've never gotten one. And because my doctor, Doctor Banana hose ni A told me to get it and I got one just now at CVS because of you, doctor. Now, more than ever, everyone should shot tell me to get it.

I don't know how I feel about it, but I but I consider you my spiritual advisor and my physician and my financial advisor. So he told me to go on. So I got it. More so than anything, it is for young children and older people, so you just don't go around. You know, I don't go out of my house. But there we go all through with us. We have Katie levi A bringing it. Yes, get a flu shot. I went to a drive got a shot. It was great which TV. Yes, this morning, I got it. I'll

let you know how I feel. Mexic I did write it. I do it the one year I didn't do it last year. I still think I might have had COVID in January when we were in San Francisco for Sketch Best. It was. I was just barely over it when I went to San Francisco for Sketch Best. But it was a flu that felt like I was dying. And Steve had it while I was in San Francisco and he was like, I feel like I'm dying. I don't know how I've heard that I've had the real flu and

you feel like you're dying. I have had. When I tore in Too, Alaska, some woman in a bar said to me, I don't have aids and i've I've only slept with one person and then she mouth kissed me in a bar and then I immediately got the flue. I was like, whoa it coming in hot I immediately got the Alaska hag flue. I was with Jeff Dye, who I think was kissed me and not him. But anyway, before we get going, I'm gonna tell you guys, I see over Doug Benson's shoulder my book Little Missie. There

is an event this Friday. It's you Can It's a virtual event. It's a book reading. It's at five pm Pacific for this Friday, with hosted by Sandra sing Low. Rob just showed it. Sander sing Low is hosting it, and it's me and Annabelle Gurwitch. We're gonna be doing readings. I think you have to get a ticket. I don't think it's much money. We'll put it on our Facebook page, but please come tell your friends there we go, all right, you guys, but also I want to acknowledge gossip before

we get going. There's our rookie of the season coming in hot. Twice he goes to Laquita. He also sends me a link that Dale has been spotted out with models in New York City, and then um, somebody else sent me like he was spotted again. Now in the second one he has a ring. The second one, I felt like it was a plant because it said Dale represented by will Almina models, Like I think they were. I think they called the paparazzi on themselves. In the second one and it had he had a wedding ring on.

I think I think trying, and he was with two models, but I think it was him normalizing. No, I'm a model, I hang with models. I'm having their coworkers. But the first one, the first one was like him canoodling like at a bar and so with no photos. But like I think the second one was staged with a ring on to make it feel like coworkers. Doug, what do you think, Yeah, it's all very strange to me. Also, it hasn't really been picked up by any American publications.

It's both Both of those stories are out of the UK for some Paget dail that's a daily mail. They're usually right, aren't they, Paget Do you do you say? I do you know? Sometimes? Well, they're spelling is atrocious, so it makes me question sometimes I have their facts straight? What do you think, Rob? Are they married? Are they now married? No? But they were on last week saying that they were like house hunt, saying in Sacramentos the rings supposed to say that we did it, we went

and got married. Oh, that's a really good we know that. You're right, men don't wear rings. That's so heavy handed of trying to show that he's with her. They'll be public. I think he wants a couple of Pep People magazine things, and then he'll be out in like three months. So you don't think they're not gonna they're not gonna last. I don't know they get if they stay together for two years, they get to keep that ring. You split it,

they get to sell it and split it. I bet that ring was what two That thing looks like a car that was a giant ring. But still I don't know that he if he's already connoodling with models, she's all in. She is not taking it, and I don't think she has the cool within her too fake it. While he's like just to get a ring, I think Claire is I will not, you know, like, I don't see her being able to roll with that just to

get the profits of a ring. Yeah, Doug, overall, what did you think of before we get going of the four episode arc of Claire? Um? You know, I think it's it was good in that it makes Tasha look even better. Yeah yeah, and it makes the men look a little less insane that they're fighting over somebody that seems worth fighting over now, you know. But it also it's a very good point that keeps being brought up, is that like, well, are they just gonna fall in

love with whoever has chosen to be the bachelorette? Because are they? What are their real intentions? You know? Are they doing it for Instagram likes? Well? I mean I think that's the few that we're all in on on Claire that then quickly switched teams. Um give it, I have what a romantic guy to pivot. Dr Tanna Banana. Dr Tanna Banana. So last week when we hosted our show, we had Greg Grunberg back, and we had Dean and

Jared on, and it turned into like a start. I had never thought of my left I'd be hosting a Star Wars podcast, but Jared was such a Star Wars fan. But doctor and and they all really loved the guy that threw the burned the dress. Dr Banana, you can speak freely now. The guy that you freaked out, that freaked you out, Jason that left. Did you end up feeling better about him when he left and all the guys were like, you're a changed man? Or did he

still freak you out? I mean no, I I just think his energy comes off as very chaotic at times, and it's like like I think he needs to go home and get therapy, like really figure out like the fact that like being like I'm manipulative like to a woman like that was so much of like a push to fall in love with her, Like that's like, okay, well you need to kind of work out why everybody

talks that. Yeah, Like I mean also like why just being able to be like I feel it was enough to be like, I love you like it there needed He needs to kind of really almost break himself down to understand why it's not gonna happen. Yeah, no it won't, but hopefully you have Maybe if he watches himself back, he'll be like, oh, I need therapy. It's not gonna happen. Maybe maybe he could. Maybe you know, so I feel like this, I like this process is actually good for

some people. Maybe he would. I have in paradise here. When we were opening up, Tasia in a dress that I want so badly. It was like a day dress. She was so cute. It was like green and white and kind of blousy, and she's just she is a smoke show. She's adorable. She's coming up, she's looking for her husband material. She's reminiscing about Brandon and she was saying, he is husband material. I mean paget, Rob and Doug, are you loving Brandon as much as I'm loving Brandon?

The roofer that went on the horse Day? Rob bennedicts, how do you feel about Brandon? I love him? Oh yeah. My first reaction to him was that there's something maybe off about him, like he kind of looks like he's like not real bright. And then he starts talking. He's like, he actually seems like someone i'd hang out with, Like he's kind of how this is such a humor, the whole thing at the the end where they did he read did the horses thing with her at the end,

like that was hilarious. So he's actually really funny guy. My question is where's he from? What's that act? Alright? That's oh yeah, okay, total meth. I love it. I always like it when they have a decent personality and he actually seems like a cool dude. He reminds me of like one of the nice guys from home that's like he's not there for inste He's like, you know, I felt damage because I got divorced. And then like you know, oh my god, look at that. You felt

the same way too. Do you love Brandon the Roofer? Like I love Brandon Roofer. I like him. I was, you know, disappointed that this episode, like he you know, he really was like kind of sidelined for a while, so I was happy to see that she still seems into him, and and at they ended with the the horse bit. But I just he was one of the ones that's the hardest for me to remember his name. He does not look like a Brandon, No, not at all. Yeah, do you love Brandon Padget? I like Brandon. It's a

little early for me to say I love him. I have other favorite horses in this race, easy, who's he surprised me? It's easy? Your favorite horse? No? Right now? My favorite after after last night's show. My favorite is Joe that we'll get too later and I'm sure who is Joe is Asian Joe. I think he's funny and also buff. When he took his clothes off because I love I love Joe. Okay, when he was like when they were turning to like psyche each other up and

he's like, I think you're a nice guy. I love that he's a very strong chest alive in New York City, like during COVID, like he didn't he didn anests aologists. He's like, Okay, so um taste is so cute. I want her dress. So they go in and there's like this mannequin and so they have a group date. These

guys come to the group date. There's this mannequin there with like a with a baby sling and like flowers, like by the way, again, they filmed this one, it was like a hundred and ninety eight degrees out, so everything had to be inside or at night, like it was so hot. Like this is the story of one woman and her quest for love and then the baby sling this woman is looking for a grown ass man. How into the How amused were they by the phrase

grown ass man? Doug didn't hurt your sensibility as a comedian. It just was too much of a go to go to through the entire episode. Like if if that had been a drinking game phrase, people would get left up because they just said it every chance they can. And then Chris Harrison Watson is like grown ass man. It's like enough with the grown and you put a comment there and it totally changes it. Grown as Crown asked man, Well, we have an asked man. Our our friends are new friends.

Ashley I and Jared kated. She looked good. She is so stunning and her booty look good in them. I'm like, I don't like learn how to rock a highwaist of jean and a heel, you know, like I feel like I'm learning how to be a woman from the Bachelorette. I need a new fashion when was that that we were with them? Was that this year January? We were with Ashley I in December when we did our draft picks right before the holiday. Okay, dream she did she have to go on quarantine for fourteen days like I

think everybody did. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they both had to. Yeah we wanted that gig. Yeah. I tried to get it. I pitched my services to teach them improv. But I they'd already pitched out, they'd already let they'd already done their schedule. So then we see Bennett starts bragging like a real dipshit who has actually grown on me, by the way, but he was like schools not challenging. I went to Harvard, don't get me wrong, but like, uh, I think that this is gonna be a piece of cake.

And then he was such a dip shit. Literally I can't tell you the number of um tweets we got, which made me happy that basically we're like, did Lori Laughlin get Ben into Harvard? There were so many felicity off memory Laughlin like Harvard scandal, like you know, like this dipshit he I mean I could get the number of roses. I got the number of roses to hand out. I don't think I would have spelled limousine right, but

like they weren't rocket science. And then he was sort of gaslighting, going, that's a poorly worded question, Like it's like not really, all these guys got it right, and he was such a ding dong. How satisfying. Wasn't watching this blowhard not getting the answers right? Doug Benson, Well, that was the That's the fun of show, is they really like lean into making somebody talk on and on about something that they're gonna that's gonna make them look

bad ultimately. Like as soon as they were against talking about how easy this was gonna be, I was like, they're setting him up. I'm gonna take him fall here. But then he I thought he handled it all right. Like I agree with you. I'm starting to like that guy. It gets my better judgment. I mean, I will say Jared was here last week and and they brought up Bennett and I said, I really liked then he was like I met him in person. Ben, it's great, you

mean better. You don't want to like Bennett. It's like Ben, it's a blast. And I thought, all right, And Jared seemed like a nice guy. I was like, okay, I buy that. Um. So then they start going and he's like it's a poorly poorly worded question and um. And then they have to do this thing where they tie like there's like a belt and they're like it's like a tug of war, but like like a harness and belt situation. And I like this more than I like

the future wrestling. I don't like ones where people could actually get hurt. But this was this is the level of physicality I could handle. I would actually like to do this against like Anna, like or like against my friend Laurie. I would I know I want to win because I'm not that strong, but like, I think it's sort of funny. I did not mind the dragging of

the belt trying to get the rose. I felt sorry for the people that were up against the like giant guys like Ben, but um, Paget Brewster, howd oh Tanna? I know. I was just gonna say, you have very strong legs, so I would not want to go up against you. That's why I think it'd be fun to see my legs would actually a very strong I could get low to the ground, I could beat Ed with my chicken legs Katie. I see Katie coming in with a microphone. Well, I was gonna say, Ed needs needs

to stop skipping leg day. The man's like a triangle. It was just like insane. I was like, dude, like a rosy And I used to go to the gym and I'd see these like muff guys just doing nothing but body workouts. And I was like, do some leg just do workout? Come on calling him chicken leg What can they do it as a person you've never been picked for a sports team. And my wife like I was like, okay, yes, Rob that addict. He was just so he's so cartoony, like he's even though shot him

doing the like shoulder things. Oh my god, he was doing this yeah, breathing on some point and it's like lu Figno, who does he look like? He does look like every Italian guy from like like you know kid who was that gymnast was there? Like a or the swimmer like a diver? What's his name? Greg? Greg lu Gaines. He's like Rocky's little brother. I got resting dumb face him and chasing Bold. They get so many shots of

them just looking stupid. Yeah, it's such a joy. Yeah, And it's like this the buffist guy who seems to not know how to work out, Like it doesn't make sense, like everything about him is confusing. Well, you know, someone later say that he had show muscles, doesn't chase him later on say show muscles muscles like that, Like this is such a world that I don't hang with of like you know, I hang with men in Batman shirts.

I don't know the difference been a real muscle and a show muscle, like muscles and muscles my mom, like show muscles mean, I guess you've never been on like a team, like you do it just to like get an Instagram shot, but you've never been like a linebacker. I don't know. Is that so? I actually first heard it from Shamar Moore, who was on Criminal Minds and now is the lead guy on SWAT. He flat out said, I'm not strong. These are all show muscles, Like there

are workouts that build the areas of your body. You're not Actually you don't have great endurance. He's not that strong, And he would flat out say I'd never heard of it before, but he admitted he was, like, these muscles are all for show. I can't. I can't lift that guy like Ben Ben is like genuinely buff. Like if you looked at his legs, his legs were really good, they were like very strong. His forearms were strong. Like he looks like he's like genuinely fit, you know what

I mean. And Ed really does just look like it's just right here and that's it. He just does bench press. That's it. I want to say. It's time about criminal mind my obsession. If you guys don't follow a Paget on Twitter, you are really missing out. Here is one that really just tick the other. Here's the magic of Paget because it's also like because my brain, I think of her as my head of Like she's like my um,

the head of like security in my life. Like when when the can't I talked to Paget and I was like, she tells me what to do. Ready. This was a tweet from a couple of nights ago. Guys, if you're ever stabbed with a knife, leave the knife in. If you take the knife out, then you will start to bleed. I'm only an actress, but I learned a lot from cops, some crazy crew members, and FBI agents. I love that that just got tweeted up out of the blue, just as like a helpful service. And you know what, I

never would have thought of it. My first instinct would be to get the knife out. No, you can't go to leave it in. And now I know that that's what if you if you don't fallow Paget, did you know, would you try to take the knife out, Doug Benson? If you got sad? Well, it's funny because that very situation occurs in the premiere of Big Sky, which was on after The Bachelorette. Lass was good. He just pulls it out. Oh, I didn't see that. It was a

good lot, a big plot point. I'm not spoiling too much, but somebody just pulls a knife out of themselves and they Padget should have been there to give that advice. Did he get hurt? He seemed fine to be an onset advisor? Um, did you like that show? Uh? It had a very shocking ending that I warned in advance. Okay, all right, And then it was one of the shows that ultimately it's going to be about the show's about

sex trafficking. So I'm gonna pass on that. Um on a on an interview, I guess with kt l A or something. The other day before the show premiered, one of the actresses said, what the spoiler was, all right, maybe i'll watch it. We'll see Okay, okay, don't you see the other you see the other actors go, yeah, that's crazy. So that wasn't me. I'm so glad that was the person to reveal a spoiler. Told ABC publicity told me not to tell anybody, and I'm not even anywhere.

I don't know. Maybe you're gonna be playing that part season two, Doug. You don't know. Maybe they're your loyalty. You're just you're just a show series regular. Yeah, exactly, your show series regular. So then we have the third part of The Grown ass Man is breakfast in bed and Bennett shows up in a robe. Jason comes with the shirt off and he says, I'm the main course for breakfast, which I was like, no, I want breast, I want breakfast. Um. And then Bennett so then she

came in. He had a robe, he made her beignets from Beignier, and then she goes, Bennett is bougie, I'm bougie, and he's like, this is what it's like con Chateau Beigner. I didn't mind that. I felt like she liked John Paul Jones. Is the same lane of the highway, you know. Um. So then my favorite twist of the episode happens, and it continued for the rest of the episode. They gave the man child a doll to ed literally proceeded to bring the doll with him everywhere, alluding to the cocktail party.

And and one of our fans pointed out that is he named the baby Carlos, and um one of the fans pointed out that at the brocktail party, Carlos was changed into formal wear. Oh my god, I mean that's insane. So that I love the sound effects. Did the baby

actually make that noise? I don't think so. So the baby is crying it, I will say, even though he's such a knob, and you never want to be the one that's like that, You're never like if you're the snitch, like snitches get stitches, and by that means you're gonna get cut like. You don't want to be the one that like wins someone's heart by snitching. However, I did find it enduring how protective he was of his baby doll.

And how he literally was like, I'm sure he could have easily not brought it to the cocktail like it was. I think just for the rest of the afternoon. He was like, no, I've got to take care of baby Carlos, I know, and he's like fighting, He's fighting with Chason while he's like and like bouncing he needs to. At one point as a reason can not find he says, hey, I'm holding a baby. And quite honestly, it was his most endearing quality was him baby like proudly. He wasn't ashamed.

I feel like he was almost proud to win it, and that like it was if he could have zipped his lip, I feel like he actually would have won points for being such a good sport about it. But he was such a little knob that but yeah, him and the baby was like it was living for the baby. So Bennett one and he gave her a giant kiss on the lips and then um he wore the rogue to the cocktail party and Chason was past and he was like, your kiss was cringe e man, nice robe.

And then uh so then she comes up and Bennett, who I had sort of like, sort of didn't like, but then he got kind of growny was like, I'd like to continue where we left off, let me steal you, and she was like, um, no thanks, And immediately she's like cheers y'all to grown men. And then Chasen grabs her first, and he's like, family super important to me. My little sister is married and expecting of kids. I've

never been in love. Meanwhile, Ed is holding the doll talking ship to Bennett um about how he's like totally holding the doll and being like he's not here for the right reasons. What I'm just gonna throw that out. Whatever you want to talk about, Paget Browster. Bennett is growing on me. I really enjoy him, even though he has that irritating habit of anyone who goes to Harvard. It's the it's the first thing you find out about them,

same thing people from Juilliard, people who go to Juilliard. Yes, you never don't hear that In a conversation. Princeton goes, I went to school in New Jersey, and then I always go, oh, did you go to Rutgers? Like no, Princeton, Priston, I know he went to Rutgers. You would say I went to Rutgers, not like elusive, true, he's TV though I did enjoy him, Rob Benedict, what did you think of him showing up in the robe? But the baby, Rob,

I mean the robe is whatever. Felt a little lazy maybe, but I mean I wouldn't have been like a good belief rube like never. I was a little bummed that he didn't do the one part of the company. It's bad enough he like flunked the test, but then in the middle round he wouldn't do it because he had to like knees like bad knees. Katie can't, she's like dying.

So I like Bunny asked to go out and I had to take her out, and I like missed the last part and then I come back in and Bennett had one, and I was like, how did he win? Because he got every answer wrong and he didn't do the you know, the Bukay thing. Yeah, And I was like so confused as to how he won. And Banana, how many you did you think it was unfair? Um? I think just like how he got into Harvard White straight Man, are you know rewarded? They al upwards? And

that's all I have to say about that. He didn't make those Vignett's like he asked around and got a hold of himself. Laurie Laughlin brought them to him. It was very unfair. There were much more deserving than there. Yeah, but also I did think it was funny that Jason was like saying how how classless it was to wear a robe when he's the one that had an apron and nothing else on. Oh my god, you're right, You're right.

That was goofy and less. The rope was cute. The rope was like it's Sunday this like, yeah, that's his that's his brand. I mean, it's always everyone was breaking water it scene, but he still had a martini glass. Yeah, he's he feels like not even James Bond. He feels like and here's a real old school reference. He feels like Remington Steel. Okay, so she loves it, loves it. Just that statement, he's bougie. I'm bougie too, like buss Her.

When she said that, I thought, I'm not boogie like you know what I mean, like I he like when somebody sees like when Boogie sees bougie and Boogie loves boogie. I thought, I'm a lot of things. I'm not boogie like. I'm not that kind. I have my like boogie garage, but I'm not Bennett. I'm not Ben. That is, I'm not a man in a robe doing fake Ben. Ye's at me. So that then Ben is like, I am attracted to you make me nervous. You make me nervous too, Ben. It's huge. Ben loves the tight T shirt with a

very wide Yeah. I don't like that, paget. Are you into that as a look? I was surprised. I didn't understand what was going on. It was almost like there's an advertisement about your detergent isn't working if you're if your shirts, you know, and I just thought it's his shirt dirty. It was I didn't know where to go with it. Dr Banana as our representative of gen Z, is this when the kids are wearing Z? Yes? Keep

that going? Uh no, But it didn't remind me of that that commercial where she's like, an you look amazingly comfortable. Comfortable Yeah yeah commercial. It's insane how stretched down it is what happened by washing. It's like, I guess maybe that's his look, but none of the other guys are wearing I feel like v nex are more. I don't. I don't know what anyone's wearing. I think he doesn't want to wear a v NEX, but he does want

to show off his like day colorable. Yeah, like yeah, it's like it's like day college, like the whole thing. I'm not boozy enough to know that word day collage. I'm i'm moyquiento. So then I speak i'm moy equally And did you learn those words? Oh my god, yes, oh my god. So then Ben, it's like, I'm attracted to you. I'm nervous, my heart's racing. It's weird feeling, but I like it. She didn't meets you. It's a weird feeling, like my my bathing Sudario gotten me me.

I like it. So then Ben was like, She's like, why are you single? That's the that's the question. Like about five years ago, it was you make me feel like a little kid. But now it's like, so, why are you single? Why are you still single? At thirty six? It's like, well people are single about thirty six, He's like, well, I thought I was in a relationship. I thought it was gonna last forever and end two years ago and

uh god, I would love to kiss you. You're gorgeous and she's like, ahh no. Then so then she goes full mouth open. She oh, everyone did not like how many guys she appeared to kiss. And I say, aside from COVID, you go, girl, why not full mouth open? I have to say, I don't think I would want a mouth kiss all these guys that she's kissing. No, she did, okay, great, so then okay, so then and I do think COVID has made me a little more like discriminatory and who I would open mouth kiss Katie,

How did you feel? How did you feel about the mouth kiss with Ben? I mean they seem to really like each other, so that was okay, But there were a few other guys. I'm like, why are you kissing him? You don't even see that into him like I've kissed, I've kissed people. I wasn't. Yeah, I guess it's like you see, maybe there's a connection, but I don't know. I mean, yeah, she really she goes for it, and

I think COVID has changed my mindset on it. And I'm just like you cheerm liked it is different watching I even in my dreams now, like I'll be out in public in my dreams, and I'm like mass mass mass fun dream and then like watching Bachelor Hate, I'm like, oh what, Oh, that's a lot of mouth, Like you know, are you sure they're not an addict that's sneaking off campus to go get like you know something somewhere like anyway. So so then Ivan, Ivan is adorable. I've i'ven will

thrive in Paradise because I don't think i'vean gonna. I think she he's too, Katie's leaning forward. He he's he wants to build a charity. They want to build an empire together. And he blindfolded her and then read her strawberries and then kissed her. I wasn't into that, but Ivan is like one of my favorite guys there. I think he's so cute and he's so sweet, and he's smart. He like he's like an aeronautical engineer coming. He's adorable.

He's adorable. I don't think he's gonna win. I think he's but somebody's gonna be all over Ivan in Paradise. Rob Benedict, what do you think of the blind full old strawberry kid. I don't think that really worked. It felt like something Maybe he read you know what I mean that maybe this will be kinky. But then and also when you blindfold them and you're like when you blindfold someone and you're like, I'm about to give you

strawberries and then blueberries? Like, what's the point of the blindfold? Benson? Were you aroused watching the blindfold strawberry feed? I don't know. I feel like, uh, you know, the slipping the kiss in there was like, you know makes it non consensual. Yeah, you know, because she thought she was going to get another fruit in her mouth and his lips she gets, you know, if she she was in it. She even like kind of rewarded him, you know, later said that

was a great move putting that blindfold on. You mean, yeah, Dr Banana, how would you feel if you're expecting the blueberry after your strawberry and then you get an iron mouth kiss? Um? I probably would not like to be I'm like claustrophobic, so I probably freak out a little. I would love to see that. I would love to first I would like to first take my strong legs and then the tug over war with our belts, and then I'm gonna make I'm gonna make Ivan put that

on and watching you freak out. Truly I would. I don't like that. That's our escape Room episode. It's gonna be great. Okay. So then I asked a question, Yes, sorry, can I ask who's I was so undone by the who said they wanted to build an empire. Um so here he said, I want to build a charity. I want to do these things. Like he's like, what's your dream? And she's like, I want to partner. I want somebody I can build an empire with. He was the same. Same,

It seems seems sam same. And does that mean like does that I think I feel like that sounds to me like that like people saying I want to be a power couple. Yeah, Like she wasn't talking about building a foundation of charity work. She's like, like that power and I've never understood that. I've never understood that idea.

Is that something I think that's from? I think it's literally the same as like he's bougie, I'm boogie like, you know, it's like I'm killing it with my you know, sugar bear hair sales, and he's killing it as an engineer. And then we've got our charity and we're on the circuit and we're like this power couple. Okay, alright, okay, cool, it's they're just ambitious and it's not it's not about this is what I always thought, like is that that

it sounds like a transactional marriage idea. We're gonna be a power couple. We don't necessarily have to be faithful, but we'll both be really successful. And but no, you're saying they could be happy in a marriage. They're just ambitious, like we're gonna be We're gonna belling in scene and win a war. Crizzy Teagan and John Legend like like that kind of like we're both vibulous, we both we we are of service. We're like or it's like j Lo and and a Rod that kind of all right.

She hasn't told she's only told one guy that she wants to have five kids. If she told every guy that, that would be so telling which ones are truly in They would not be able to hold back. They're discussed with the idea of having that's a lot of kids. That's a lot of kid ridiculous. Nobody should be doing that. Power couple. If they have an empire, then they have funny people to help him take care of their five kids, the empire. So then we have um Bennett and uh

so he was he Bennett and he starts talking. He's like, whoa, it's interesting move that some people are decided for Claire as they are for Tasia. And she says like, are you talking about me? My face, I'm tring about you, And he was like, I'll be Rolverine Rain and he's like and then and then Ed goes holding the baby. Ed goes, I don't know if I can take you seriously anymore. Oh oh no, sorry. Chasen says to Ed, I don't know if I can take you seriously anymore.

You're holding a baby, you have chicken legs. You lost the competition. And then Ed calls Chasing a phony and a fraud and he won't cheese him, and then Ed says, um uh And then Edit goes and talks to uh Tasia and then he's like, no, I'm glad I'm holding the baby. It's ironic. I want a little baby, little baby, Carlos.

I'm thirty six, this is what I want. That was his best until he starts the ship with chas In and guess what we're gonna take a break, and we're gonna come back and we're gonna talk about the shaft. Oh bone zone. Time for the bone zone, and we're back. So there's Ed at first seeming delightful, saying this is ironic. I want a little baby, Carlos. I'm thirty six. This is what I want. I want a family. But I have to tell you some people are not so genuine.

Why stitches brack snitch, especially while also holding a baby a baby doll, a doll. Yeah, it's like, you know, Jason, he's been seeing the identical things to Claire's. He's just here for Instagram followers, he said to a woman that may have also just been there for Instagram, and she's like chasing was like, what it was a pivot. It was a pivot. You know, I just need to get to know you more. And I'm but I'm vibing with you.

That was why when she confronted him, he was like, it was a pivo that I'm a vibe with you. You are at And then so then he Teason was like, Ed, which the fuck? And then Ed goes, take your sch medium shirt and sit down, and he's like and then Ed goes, I got a baby in my arms, bro. And then and this is the best. Okay, so take your s medium shirt and sit down. I got a baby in my arms, Bro. I have pivoted. I was a grown ass mad I've pivoted. And then uh, Ed

goes stop jibber jabber in your mouth. And then she like, I'm not jibber jabbering, jabbering, You're the one. It was like a rocking chair going back and forth. And then Ed goes, sit down. She's the fuck down. And then and then they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, she's she's here. She comes to be cool. But hey, tsha got gunson. What did you think of that incredible interaction? I think you missed the part when he said medium, sure, he goes,

this is a large It was so so. I mean, that's the kind of burn you need to you need to say to it Chasen because it just it just makes him Okay. I just I can't get over that he keeps calling himself Wolverine. He doesn't have the same facial hair. He doesn't have like Wolverine is a decent guy who was tortured and made into this monster. Like his inner Wolverine wolverine. He goes, people call me wolverine. Oh, probably because you're mad all the time, you know, when

you're lashing out, so like, hey, settle down, wolverine. Yah, Rob Benedict, what did you think of gibber jabbering? I'm not gibber jabbering. I got a baby in my arms. Sch Medium, I p that is, I'm a grown ass man. Any of those taking can't decide which guy I like less in that moment um this there's something about Ed just sitting there with a baby on his lap, like talking a big game, but really not ready to fight

this guy? Really, where do we learn later? Which was like he was like take medium and sit down, we actually please to sit down, just sit down, sit down and not ready to fight? That feel like that's happy that he has a baby to protect him, Like I can't. I couldn't possibly fight I've got And then there's Jason who's like great looking, except he looked like he got hit in the nose really hard, like fight. Yeah, yeah, he has had I think he's had facial damage, like

like a car accident. Yeah no, I'm serious, I think he's actually I think his nose has been broken several times, and maybe it's a situation he put himself into, like getting getting in fights. I know, not in a hot Owen Wilson kind of a way back in the day. Back in the day, you give me a young bottle rocket Ohen Wilson with break. So then the medium, I mean, this is incredible, and then let's sit down, shit, the fun down. Bro. Here comes t yaw Hi guys, Hi, Hi, hey,

Tasha um um. And then and then Ben was like, hi, hello, I'm Ben. I don't get a rose again. This isn't nearly as bad as later. It happens later. Question, So when did they start doing the kind of runner up for Rose at a date, Like she'll be like, hey, this guy, you pull it out, thank you so much, You're awesome, but this other guy gets the ros. Yeah the second this is a new situation. Katie. Never seak in your head, Katie, I see I see Katie Leviney.

I think that's just a Tasshia thing. I mean, because I think she's just I kind of think she's just trying to like compliment the dudes. But like it is kind of a weird thing because she like goes ahead and Ben's like the roses mind and and she's just like you were cool, But I haven't got it. Yeah, I don't. I don't know. I mean I think she's just like trying to be nice, which I appreciate. It could also be who she really wanted it to give

you and maybe who the producers told her. I think between Ben and Ivan, they wouldn't be like, you have to give it to Ivan. I think she really I mean that way, that's who she gave it to, right, yeah, I think like she just chose to up Like if they were like you to give it to someone, they would say chasing like sucking assholes, right right, right right? Okay, So then um ed still carrying the baby um uh.

Chasen says, I was very close to bringing out my inner well Verne last night and because of something that happened in I gotta be honest. You don't want to see you marine dog? What do you think that means? That means that he's like prepared to, you know, physically attacks some Yeah, it's not there's Wolverine doesn't say, let's settle this over chest and now you're a very mellow guy. Have you ever gotten into a physical altercation? In your life.

Have you had a fistfight ever? No, you don't seem like that. I mean I felt like people were going to punch me. They Have you ever been punched? No? But you know that's because clubs have security. Right, I'll talk a big game when I got a microphone in my hand, right right? Yes? So then um so, then it chases is like my character was portrayed in a false light and then um uh ed as a gentleman, I don't even know I have something I need to

get off my chest. And then um so, then the so ed and and Chasen are trying to like sort of are like trying to kind of like chest up each other. And then our our friend the um the boy band cover band manager who's also a stripper, Kenny and h Kenny and Bennett. That's wonderful combo of Kenny and Bennett come up. And then Bennett is like, let me take Carlos, let me hold the baby for you.

And for a second, Carlos doesn't need to hear this states for the boy band, cover band manager and the Harvard grad come to take the baby doll from Ed, so that Carlos doesn't hear the altercation, and then Chasing goes okay, I did use one adjective to describe Claire and Tasha, and now I have a new word. My new word for Tasha is smoke show. And then Kenny's jop dropped when the visual of Kenny seeing even Kenny even a boy band cover band manager who was also

a stripper and bit and porns. I think even he knows, even he knows, that's a dumbass statement to say, I've got a new Anna is dying. Look at Anna Kenny's jaw when Kenny is mind boggled by I have a new word, and my new word is smoke show. Dr Banana. What do you think of that? Well? I think that more than anything proves it's like, how can you be

mad at Chasing? His vocabulary is incredibly limited, Like he was so serious when he's like and so I've changed my language to smoke show, Like when everyone was like what, he looked so confused, like what do you mean? What? Like? I think it's pretty clear she's a smoke show show. He's not wrong, he's right, but he's right that he had to put go away for a while and put

some you don't have as in his room. So you need to think really hard, have a few rounds around Greta Garbo's oldest state, where Greta Garbo had like royalty, like a Hollywood royalty had lived. We've got after A wrote it's a wonderful life at La Quinton happening, and Jason wrote the description. I just don't understand why some of the guys thought that was like offensive, Like they

were like, how could you see that? Like I want to ask you, three women, would you be upset if a guy was like your smoke show, I'd be like, be so fucking happy. It would be so fucking happy. I mean it literally, if somebody thought I was attractive, yeah, did not be like she's cute, like to be like, arden is a smoke show show. I feel like that fucking happy. Like they don't. I don't think they know what smoke show. I don't think they know what it means.

I think they were thinking ship show something like that. I mean, they just I have only one thing on my registry for my birthday, which is December tent and that is to be objectified by all of you at least day to the smoke show that if you can on every Instagram post on any Twitter shook like like I can tolerate her humor. I'm just here because she's

such a fucking smoke show. Like I don't even like The Bachelor or your humor, but I can just visualize that smoke show saying every day so I stay for the visuals of the podcast. That's true. I would be so flattered. I've never been called a smoke show, and I can't I'm gonna, I believe before the end of somebody's gonna give me the gift, and I can't wait. I am here for it. It would be bad to be called a smoke and mirror show. I mean, I feel that I have been a smoke and mirror show.

Have you ever been called a smoke show that you are aware of? Any of the ladies here pageant, Not that I'm aware of, but I think you're a smoke show. You are still this good. I hoped it was. It's the most It's the biggest compliment you can give a woman. Okay, and it is a smoke show. Muscles. Oh, that's the name of our episode of So Good Rob for the Web. If this was at midnight, you would have been the champion of this. Oh my god, that was so fun. Don't you miss that, Doug, I do that was so fun.

We toured together. We did, we did a bunch of We did the one in Austin. We were Miami, Miami in Austin, Texas. We did and on those we had to like, uh, you know, just get it together fast. I still have a short video of you drunken dancing, uh, shortly after you had broken a bottle in Austin. Oh my god, that's incredible. That's incredible. That did you have a nimble? I had a thumble of whiskey a danceler with a beer bottle and dropped it and then got

a new one and kept dancing. I feel like I was dancing with janare a friendship dance with Jana or no? You know who was there? Jeff B. Davis? Yeah, God, alright, so um so, so here we are the new Jenny's Kenny's jaws dropped on the Smoke Show. So Tasia comes incomes the Smoke Show. She's like, you, guys, my hands are shaking, which I actually thought felt human and charming. I'm totally charmed by Tasha. And then Ben a media of the Giant stretched out commercial collar shirt makes the move.

It's like, god, um, I just seeing you've like far away. I'm like, no, no, you need to be right next to me. We've we've got a weird animal magnetism. So this was when he was still doing a good job. Ben had moves right here at this cocktail party. He was like, you need to be right next to me. And then Joe had It takes the floor. She's Joe and uh Tasia are sharing food again the COVID and me. It was like, you're sharing a bowl. Okay um. But

he asked about her upbringing her heritage. She says, I'm African, American and Mexican. He says, I'm of the Korean persuasion. My family is my whole world. He pulls out some pictures. He's just adorable. Had you this is your number one? Well he becomes, he became. He became my number one later on in wrestling. But I did, I did, Like, I just think he seems like a really honest, down to earth, no aggression guy. He just seems like he kind of gets it and he's having a good time

and he's willing to roll with everything. And I loved him bringing out that he's looking in his jacket to find his little tiny photo. So he was happy that is hands looked nice up close. I'm picking my nails and COVID my nails are gone because I pick up. So I just I think he's I think he's a sweet, funny, accomplished guy. Can I just say I just had a delayed reaction of what Doug Benson just said that he has a video with me dancing breaking a bottle, dancing

with a broken bottle and getting a new bottle. Can I just see how much I missed the world and like I wish I was, Like that makes me nostalgic, Like I wish I was dancing with a broken bottle right now, Like why am I not somewhere cocoa y cocoa bottle dancing with a broken bottle, Like that's that's the inside of me? Like why is that? Why? When can I get back to that spirit animal? Right? I feel that I've danced with broken bottles with all of

you ju July. Great, that's okay, great, great, great, okay, great, I'll start up choreographic and I'll get some bottles to break. Okay, so then we have so everybody loves Joe. Joe is adorable, and um, then we have Chasin Goes and he's like, I'm sorry, and you know what, I got a little hostile. You're right, I did get a grow and then um, Kenny and Zach sort of intervene, and then Zach, she pulls Zack aside. He's the addiction specialist. She says, where

are you still single? He's like, you know what, as of like four days ago, I finally said out loud, I want to be a husband and a father. It's the truth. Like Anna just rolled her eyes. I think, did I just see you roll your eyes Anna at that? Yeah? I don't this guy, I don't know. You don't like that guy? I don't know. I mean, he's just he's on his weird high horse of like I I really, you know, I'm an adult man. And it's like, Okay, I do not want a mouth kiss this guy. I

do not want to mouth kiss this guy. Doug Benson on the table while he was talking, and she even said, She's like, you're comfortable when you're doing stand up and people put their in the front room, when they put their feet all over the stage in the front row, and I'm like it's always like a street white dude and you're like, can you take and they never take up. They don't get the hint when you call it, like he didn't on their harder when you ask him to

not do that. She literally she called him out for being like disrespectedly, like splayed out, like, yeah, look at you. Are you comfortable? He's like, how do you know what? I am comfortable? Rob that addict? You would never be a foot splayer? What did you think of that? I'd be the opposite of that. I'd be curled into a ball, a little ruby red ball. I'm so sorry in a cape apologizing, Um, but no, he looked. I go back and forth about him. He seems like a pretty real guy,

although he's like super cocky. Um. She likes that, she likes like that, but the whole him him man spreading and then thing I just decided four days ago, which actually is when I just met you that actually do want a relationship like that felt a little on the nose, like come on, buddy, you could do better than that,

you know, not a fan. And then can I bring up something that this may be very this may be very politically incorrect, but I'm just curious when he stepped forward to break up that when Chason and Edward arguing and they were like, oh, let's just go, you know, tell him to calm down. They're going in circles. He walked up and they were like, no, no, no, we're just talking this out, and he's like, I don't care, let's just party. Do you? But he's an addiction specialist, Katie,

the most addiction specialist. Did he say less to her party? Did he? Or maybe this he is a party? I just want a party or something. I mean, that's incredible. If that, maybe he's actually really good at being an addict, that's why he's a specialist. Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't remember him saying. I did see his point of like, I don't give a ship, I don't care. I agree, I don't remember him saying let's just party, But I love the phrasing. I'm not mad at that.

I think it's hilarious if that's I mean, Doug Benson, I see you tickled by that. How do you feel about I don't care, let's just party from from the addiction specialist. I just the whole thing was cracking me up because also um and during that confrontation, was very careful to have like his glass of champagne, you know, his tube of champagne between him and the aggressor. Like he's always talking ship but never really wants to fight. True story, true story. That's and hold that point for later,

because that's going to be important later. One other small point of order is, uh, this was brought up by my girlfriend. Uh, if the if a black guy had ended up being the one winning to hold the baby challenge, would would they have brought in a black baby doll? I wondered that. I was like, why is it a white baby doll? Yeah? I think, I mean I don't know. Yeah, yeah, interesting, yeah they must have right and then and when they have had a Korean doll standing by? Was he not

in that competition? No, I don't remember when they have it was he wasn't the belt competition? He was? There? Was there a baby doll with the giant American flag covering the top. They had a tattooed baby baby had a baby doll with a flag tattoo on the on his back. It's never too early, you guys. So then um so then uh so then uh, meanwhile, Wolverine goes,

I am here for Jay Shaw. She is a smoke Shaw. Literally, it's as if he's landed from another planet and he's been handed three phrases and then he's like, yes, Dr Banana, I mean, were you so enjoying? I am here for Chasa. She is a smoke smoke show. Yeah, I'm actually really enjoy Chason. I think he's the perfect like Dumbo, like just like just such a fool like I love. I do think he's intitation. I just think he's just kind

of dumb like in that way. It's just a hot, dumb guy who doesn't like he's trying to get ed. I really can't stand it. I'm like, Ed, you're blowing it. You might as well leave, like so annoying. But he's just trying to get this like weirdo off his back,

like I irritated too. And and it's not like Chason has the like tools to be like I'll pull him aside and speak to him directly, like Page you had to be like, and here's how you deal with confrontation, right, like right, nobody wants ed on their back like over developed like his trapezoids, overdeveloped body, underdeveloped like underbody like a turtle his undercarriage, his undercarriage, like, yeah, you don't

want to have this tool all over you. Then Ed and Chasing got picked I don't know for what, but they're working out by the pool. What did they get picked for? I don't know. Um, and then uh oh, so then there's a wrestling match. But here's my question, weren't they just on this No, they weren't on that first date. So they're doing a wrestling match and this Chasing goes, oh, she's morey coally and do right, Robed Benedict, you love it, he says this. She's moy colliento right now.

She has a smoke show. I mean when he got smacked in the face at some point, something happened, something got knocked off, and then pagets heart when a pitter patter when he could not ship talk. So they brought in these two badass the number one female wrestlers and like mm A wrestlers on or like, these ladies do not suck around and uh and they're doing it in front of a live audience, which is the rest of the house because everybody's in the quarantine so you can't. Yeah,

it's just like the roast from a few weeks ago. Yeah, and then so then he goes, I am bringing Wolverine. Ou moi coliento. She is a smoke show. I am bringing Wolverine. That was like plus one because Wolverine is coming to Doug is this is this Wolverine sign that's forever, right, That's what he was. He was like, and I'm Wolverine

and he did the Waconda ferfever. No, I was like doing this something, that's what did not He was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, I think I think Wolverine does do that with his like things out at the point because nails. Yeah, because Anthony worked on Logan and I swear I like saw this happen. Okay, so yeah, yeah, Nis, yeah, I might be remembering that wrong though, and I mean I think he might do that. He might have also been doing it. Was also a little confused. He wa, yeah, he's just

he's doing nobody. He's I can win over Tasio with his Wolverine impression. Actor Banana, I saw your hand up. I do want to say, though, I like that. He's like, um, ed, tomorrow you will not wake up because you will be in an ice bath and mother it's gonna come pick you up, like his insults were like just a string of weird, like it was translated from another liguage. Yeah,

he can't. He's not smart enough to actually effectively ships talk, and he looked like he didn't know if he was going to make it through that ship talking like it was a challenge. Instead of Fred Willard, our friend Wells is the new Fred Willard outcomes Wells and um, she starts oiling the guys up, and we have Easy versus Joe, and Easy was very sweet, like he got Joe on his back, sort of gingerly. I love me some Easy.

You knew that he knew he could hurt Joe. You knew that he knew that Joe is an anesthesiologist, and so he gave him a look. He made it look like it was hard, but he respectfully looked like, oh, oh, don't hurt me Joe, and sleep he know like he did it. Then we have um Brendan versus uh, somebody who skinned their need and then poor Brendan got nailed Jordan's and then nailed got Brendan got nailed in the balls.

Jordan needs new glasses, as do I, but so does Jordan's okay, So that that whole thing looked so scary and like it looked like they were wrestling on carpet and that's that carpet burn The fence was just brought in from home depot and if you and they, I thought that was a terrifying setup. Also, like that was the oil. It almost looked like the Western oil that they have like Jimmy John's for a sub And then

she had a paintbrush thing. I you're saying all this with the wig on is just that's worth the money Katie West and oil Jimmy John to Branana, Both ladies, what did you think about this wrecket he set up? I thought the oil was disgusting and it made it hard to like crab. I guess it made it more dangerous, more slippery. Um. I mean when she was like, this is a girl's dream come true, I was like, whose dream? That's like I would be so upset about that day, Like I don't I don't like when they do the

shows of four Dr Banana. What did you know? I really dislike this this fight day because when I was like, oh, you're gonna make these guys fight and it's just gonna be casual wrestling, Like how do you not like there's so much tension and behavior for these guys, like they're going to fuck each other up, and you're just like and and that's why they do it, because they're like, oh,

we should get and Chase in the fight. And it's like but it's like such for the other guys who like they don't want to do that ship like Joe doesn't want to do that the fucking doctor. Like come on during Hannah By season when they did that rugby thing and yes, and Luke through that much smaller guy like the other Luke the other Luke and like picked him up, threw him on the ground, Like I don't as a as a woman who was friends with funny guys that don't necessarily have show muscles, Like I don't

want you beating up guy. It's stupid just to do it, just to like perpetuate the beef. But that's why I liked Joe so much because I think in that moment, like before, it seemed tense, like we know they're gonna fight, and they were saying, okay, first ship talk each other and Joe, I can't remember who came up to him first, and and was like, hey, I think you're a nice guy, but I'm gonna mess you up. And Joe was like, I think you're really nice, and then Chess bumps him.

He said, your chest is pretty strong too. That's funny. That's a guy taking a situation and having fun with it and not making it like this kind of scary. It was okay, and that was funny. Is kind of having fun. That guy was sidelined a lot during that episode. But yeah, you know he uh, he got the elbow in the eye during he got the elbow in the eye during that basketball in the pool game. And now, Doug, we're used to this aggression. We're used to seeing these

awful things. How did you feel as if you were watching this raw fighting? Well, I thought for starters, and you know, they shouldn't have greased them up. That was ridiculous. But then also they should have started holding each other that wrestling position, like high school wrestling. Having him come at each other from you know, like rams bursting into

each other, that's a that's a different thing. You know, if they had just been initially holding each other, then it's just about strength and who compinions they did the m M A thing, Dr Banana, I saw your hand up. I just want to say one thing. Literally the night before was like I do not like that sort of aggressive confrontation. Yeah, it's like we're fighting. I am what we see ed is you see no, Chasing is huge Jason. Chason is a big guy. Like you don't want to

fight Ben, you don't want to fight Chase. Chasing is a jacked up guy who's a dumb dumb who's mad at mad at him. And then you do see the guy that's been holding the champagne flute and a baby hiding behind the baby, realizing he's gotta fight and rightfully terrified. He's like, can I talk to Chris Harrison for a second that moment? Yeah, hey listen, um I I'm gonna just look at my shoulders. Well, so she said, can I steal you? Can I steal you for a second

of the show? Like, can like strawberries? I've got a blindfold you, Chris and don a blueberry strawberry? Can I still you for a second? Oh my god, Patchet's gonna love the um my Michelle Collins and I think you guys will all appreciate I said this last week, But I don't think the guys knew what I was talking about. Michelle Collins pointed this out, and now I can't unsee it that Chris Harrison looks just like Giada Delorentis, the Food Network show star. Oh they do, Yes, the same

Keith and the right Giada de Laurentis. Yes, I knew you were ruined. I knew you would know. But do you know what she looks like? Rob or dog? Do you know what Sada looks like? Female? Chris Harrison? She looks just like Chris Harrison. She looks just like Chris Harrison. She is very attractive, though, and I will chicken recipes are the best. Her chicken peccata and her her chicken

recipes are fabulous. I think she's a good cook. She does when she takes a she does bite like this, she's like when it's very sat ladies who doesn't take a real bite. I don't. I don't like her. She's beautiful and her recipes are good, but I don't. I can't watch her. Chris Harrison makes a beautiful woman and his Jatt and de Laurentis. Okay, I knew you would like that. That was sorry. Okay, Katie, just put it

in the chat. If you guys want to take a peek at what she looks like, maybe you could screen chair Katie, you could do a Google screen chair. Um. Wait, can we talk about this? So when he says when he says I have chronically dislocated shoulders, which I was looking, that tracks like the way he's all built. I actually his muscles are up, he I but I kind of believed him when he said, I can't be a part of this if I end up having to go to

the hospital during COVID. So I was kind of impressed, you know what, he did take care of himself because I have actually gotten numerous injuries on sets for things I knew I would get injuries for and I didn't know how to speak up for my so off and then I would do things and then I have like some permanent injuries. So I was actually proud of him, Katie, can you screen tare? Yeah? I saw I saw it.

They do. They do look like for sure. But Okay, the thing about ed, like, first of all, we saw that that him like doing those really weird shoulder things, right, So maybe maybe he can't lift up. Maybe that's just me. They're just they're He's fine. I mean, I I just I just look, I get it. He's being smart, staying care of himself. But like get get my name out of your mouth sort of thing, you know what I mean, But just shut up. You know he's he's talking such

a big game. Yeah, I don't talk so much ship if you can't back it out, just like, yeah, he's causes so much s trouble. I don't know that. It was so I loved it was my favorite Bachelor moments again. It's like what Doug was saying earlier. They really set it out that this person is it douche bag and they're gonna go up come up against it, right, they're

setting it up for something great. So he's like talking this big grand game that he's sweating, and then sure enough he pulls for societies like you didn't somebody else he would have wrestled Joe. Yeah he didn't. He waited until he found out who exactly he sobody somebody tweeted us that it was like a Jan Brady like move of like the Brooklyns just sort of like okay, like we'll say okay. So then he's like all right, I'm

not doing it. So then they're like, all right, well I'm not putting my my health in jeopardy and cut to dethrone Culton as defense jumper of the Bachelor, no of the Nurse with the with the Dean porn Stash hopped over the Rickety Home depot fence and was like, I'll fight him in the jeans. I'm gonna wrestle in my jeans, um and uh and then that way, you know. And I gotta say I thought it was a hot move. I he didn't get all the lesson and he showed up.

He seemed fun as somebody. Somebody tweeted us that he's a perfect fun boy, Like here's this fun little twenty five year old boy jumping a fence with a mustache like a he definitely he seemed fun. Paget Smoke Show. What did you think? All right, well, thank you ardon for calling me. Did it feel good? It felt felt really good? Did you I think what happened was I don't know if the producers were like, hey, you wanna or if he just jumped, but he immediately supplants chasing

as the bad guy. He's now the villain immediately and everything was set up so that he would be the villain because he actually I thought won that a bout against Chasing too, because he had Chasing on his back. He too, that's a wrestling win, right, So then they name it for Chasing, and then she asks him to go with them, So now he's the villain because I think they're like, I think we got everything out of Chase, and we're gonna get the guy's just not bright enough

to have like Chad like right, just hilarious statements. So we need to get a new bad guy. That's a really smart thing, because our bad guys are actually often smart. They're smart, funny dickheads, and this one is chasing, just says Moi Colliente. She's a smoke show. I'm gonna Wolverine so hard, Moi Collientois. Frank Hellientolliando, Bay, Frank Calliando, I am wover in so hard. Um, Doug, what did you think of Noah's jumping the fence. I think that he

saw an opport. Claire would have loved it because he did not have it. Yeah, be like okay, because they were like, we need somebody to fight. It wasn't like his idea. He didn't like say hey, can I fight him? He would be like, we need somebody. He jumped over the fence, ripped his shirt off. That's so funny to me, is how you know all the other guys just kept treating it like, well, that's not fair that he did that,

and it's like, well what they act. He took an opportunity and he ran with it, and you know it worked in his favor. So it's just so funny how everybody else gets so frustrated. I love how like they'll be like a group of six guys all mad at one other guy, Like all six of them are not going to end up with Tasia. It's going to just be one of them. So how why did they keep focusing their energy like, well, the six of us, we all have a united front. If we could all marry her,

we would. We've moved in Utah and we'd all lived together. Can I make a quick plug? I never watched the Housewives franchise till this year. There's this. There's there's a new franchise of it that started last week. There's only been one episode. It's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Is really didn't It's good it's such fun pandemic viewing. There's a woman on it who's married to her step grandfather and she says, it's been such a blessing for

our whole family. It's and they're not even Mormon. It's really fantastic. Highly recommend five stars. You're only one episode, yeah, even like the second episode airs tonight, so I bet they'll probably rerun the first one beforehand. Highly recommend they come and strong. It's slc r h O s l C jest started. So tonight was the second episode ever? Has really fun, Tanna, did you watch it? I love it.

I loved it. I loved it. It's really fun, and it's like it's it's a whole it's it's a whole situation that you would not picture in Salt Lake City. It's a whole fun thing and it's very interesting. Okay, So here we are and um Brendan, she uh yeah, yes, yes, like the same. So Chason is trying to appease the guys and Chason puts the belt down on the table and he was to night everyone is a champion, and we're gonna talk about that cocktail party right after this break. Um,

I don't know about you. But things are getting so hot in here, I think I gotta take your break and we're back. Okay. So we have the cocktail party and our boy Brendan, who got the horse date last week, he pulls her aside and he goes, Um, he's talking about it. Oh, he's talking. He doesn't put her side, he's talking to the guys. He goes, I think it's all fun and games that no One jumped the fence and wrestles his way back into a group date. But

the second against the group rose, I'm gonna be pissed. Um. And so Noah gets pulled aside first by Tasha, and so then they kiss and she's like, bhoom, and you can see like the bougie side of I don't have a problem with the mustache. I thought he looked kind of cute. She was like, Hi, I wonder what you would look like without the mustache? Um, what do you shave that off tonight? Shave that mustache off tonight. Let's get that thing. Let's get that going right now. Okay,

let's get going right now. It's hilarious. Yeah, And I was like, that is the gal that likes that likes Bennett, Like the guy that like Ben's Bignett's and the robe does not want to fucking ironic mustache. Somebody's like, he's bougie. I'm bougie. She don't want no funny mustache. I can handle mustache. She can't handle a funny mustache. Doug Benson, what did you think? It was a couple of weeks ago when uh, he said, what's mustache? It's not even November.

I mean, I know so many people with mustaches. It feels so conservative, like people couldn't handle a mustache. It was like, don't you know so many people like that? It's not that crazy, and they're like, it's a must like that, it's very conservative, you forget. Yeah, it was funny too that he was like. She was like, hey, he's like what you know, like the mustache. It's like what, no, but what if? Right now? Listen, but I need to know what the fund is under that. I don't know.

I hate your mustache. I hate your mustache. And then um so then Brendan, who she had the date with last week, gets pulled aside, and then that he was like, wow, you know, so both of us were divorced. We're getting we got back out there. How did you feel like going out there again? Getting back out in the horse. She was like, I was so broken at the time. I was just looking to fill a void. It's hard. And then so he was like, yeah, yeah, it's hard.

She's like, you need to stop talking. You needn't stop talking that she mouth kissed him so hard. So he talked a lot and he needed to not talk. He's like, okay, I talked to you. I just tried to talk to you. Yeah, you need to not do that. Don't do that. Don't talk to me, zip it, and I'm gonna kiss you. Robert. What would you think of a woman did that to you? I thought he be a little bit embarrassed, you know.

She and she and she came in full mouth open yes again, just once again, just like I need you to shut up and open wide. You need to get on that right now, right now. We need on a tongue fight right now. She did, She said, she just and then he kissed her and then she backed him. She was like, you know, sometimes you just ramble and then bam right back. Then they tried to talk. He tried to talk again, and she just went back at it. If a woman did that to you. Would you be

into it? Would you be ashamed? Would you be afraid? What? What would be a combo? Well, I you know, I'd enjoy the making out. But then in the back of my mind, now, every time he talks to her, he's gonna like be kind of you know, trying to rein in longer sentences, and that's not his jam. He does need to say a lot of words to get his thoughts out. Yeah, you know, I think he's actually just

trying to be a gentleman like you. I think he's trying to be interested in her, like because because these guys don't get much time with her alone, like maybe you get five minutes every thirty six hours. So it's like, I've been thinking about you, so like, okay, so we're what was it like for you? I mean I most been like, well, you talked to much, trying to be sweet, just trying to be sweet. I'm a roof from Milford, mass And now I'm in the fucking pandemic and I'm

living wearing turtlenecks in the hate and confused. Um. And then she says, I have major heart eyes for Brandon. I don't think he's gonna win, and I really want him to win because I think they're so cute together, Rob Benedict, what do you uh is that's that's Brandon that guy? Yeah, ye b Yeah, I like him. Like I said, I like him. I think he's like but he sits too close, he sits really close, and he has kind of a dumb look on his face. But then but but he's actually a nice He's so sweet,

I think so. The meanwhile, back at the cocktail party, Ben and pulled out collar shirt. Uh, He's like, I'm gonna wait to go last. I got a whole planet. I'm gonna go along. Great setup, It's great set up. Yea. They went back to him saying, like his strategy, if he sees her last, she's gonna be on his mind as the most important one. He's going to get a rose, etcetera.

They showed him say he says that five or they keep going back to him saying that, And I was like, oh man, I cannot wait to see how this doesn't work out for you? Yea? And how could it could not be worse? How it how it happens could not have been more uncomfortable for him? Let me ask you a question as our Rookie of the season, Doug, have you ever enjoyed the magic that is Bachelor in Paradise? Have you ever seen an episode of that show? I

don't think I have. Okay, let me just tell you a little a preview of why you're gonna love it. On Bachelor in Paradise, they don't have to protect anyone, So on this show, the editors have to at least protect the lead as being Prince Charming or like Cinderella, like the dream. So even if they're a fool, they will not edit it so that they're the fool. The guys will be the fool, or the gals will be

the fool, but it won't be the lead. On Bachelor in Paradise, no one is spared, and the editors will literally make it look like Sometimes people will be hammered and crying and talking to a producer off camera, and they will make it look like they're pouring their heart out to like a raccoon or a crab. Things like that, like they fuck over what's that the Claire? They make Claire was tit to raccoon. So they like hate all the contestants and will go out of their way with

their editing to make people. So they would take something like I want to go last, but then they would have him like talking to like a wine bottle, or they make every they amp up the humiliation in such a way you're gonna love it. Yeah, funniest show on TV. It's the funniest show on television. Should win. It's fantastic, It's my favorite. And of people have gotten married. People have gotten married after getting together like four couples or something, right,

Jadie Tanner. And then there's a lot of higher tracker, actually, I because you spend more time together as couples, you get you get a lot more you know what you're getting into, more than on the on this one. So then um so Ben loves to go last, and chas and pulls her aside and he goes, you're looking, moy bonita, I can't. And then because you're looking bone that was

all they really cut from that. Meanwhile, uh No of the nurse comes back, interrupts her with some I think Jordan's and then she shaves it and you can see she likes she liked that more than the blind fault. She was like, yeah, and so looking He's like staying are looking in the mirror, like acting like it's going to be the most massive sacrifice of his life, like

it's such he's really got to think about it. And then he goes back and you see that he's still got the mustache, and it was like the move would have been just go shave it off and then come back. But he shows up with a razor. I thought that was smart and interrupts somebody smart and leave it off, even lets her decide if it's going to be stubble or completely gone. I thought that was his sexy, smart, dumb batchelor move. Paget, what did you think sexy, smart,

dumb or douche No, he he clearly. I think he went back to the room to shave, and I bet you the producers pulled him aside and said, hold on, you know what we want. We want you to take the razor out to her and have her do it. He seems like kind of a weasel when he shows back up with his mustache, when you're like, oh wait, we just heard he's been gone for an hour. Now he's back. He isn't shaved. But then he it's first of all, he's talking about how his mustache just his

secret power. He wants to make sure he's gonna be okay afterwards. I think is insecure about his face. To be honest with you, Yes, I think he looks he looks looks like like a jigglow. He looks like a like a like the very high end Santa Monica Boulevard gay jigglow. He's beautiful, he's twenty five. I think he was trying to look older and rougher. But then after she shaves it, he is so smarmy when he's like, oh oh, and she's like what what thinks? Something's on

her face? And he's like, you haven't kissed me without a mustache yet? Like it was diabolical, Dr Banana? What did you think Dr Bananta had a vis? I don't know how I feel about no Uh. I don't know about him. Yeah, like that as hot as he thinks he is, and yet I would probably make out with him and then he myself. Yeah, he's like one of those guys you make out on the next morning all your friends are like, you know, paid out with Noah? Right? I mean the reality is I have terrible taste, and

I did people like you? You mean that with Noah like, what, I had a broken bottle. I was dancing. He stumbled up and replaced my broken bottle with a new broken bottle. You know his mom is married to her step grandfather, right, He's not like Dean. Dean is gorgeous mustache or not like Dean is so fucking hot, it doesn't matter. Noah is a cutie pie, but he's not Dean. And like you could see, he was like, he's the only handsome

about my big boy mustache. It's my secret power. Anyway, So then they kissed and she goes, you're kind of hot because you haven't kissed me yet. And then so then she goes back. She's like, wow, it's been really fun. And then Ben was like, can I still leave her? Second, she's like, Ben, the night over hotly, I'm disappointed you didn't come find me earlier in front of everyone. And then uh, and then she says to all the guys, well, I think he looks good without the stash, do you

guys degree and it's silence hilarious. That could have been when they were sitting around board earlier. And then Brandon goes, look, if you're like a dude and you got a mustache, and uh, you wear the mustache, you know, you gotta like it. But if you're a guy, you're like actually hilarious, like actually like a solid dude. Obviously that wasn't the case.

I loved it. And then they got on he like pulled them aside and he got on the miniature horse things they and they did the horse hit hip thrust, which was such a joy, such a joy to go out. I mean overall, I say, so far, the taste of it to see ten out of ten imagined, because because that's what Doug. They're flying too, like Iceland, they're flying to like Costa Rica, they're going all of the going

to Fiji. Yeah, things to experience and talk about. They can talk about the trip itself, and they don't really have to open up as much as they do in this version. This is just they just have to be raw, just trying to you know, trying to convince her that they're the one. Yeah, but that's why it was interesting that Brandon. It feels like Brandon is the only one who has had a really long date with her. Yeah, has there been another one on one yet that doesn't

feel like it? No, he seems to have the upper hand just from that, and and he's the only one they that she's discussed having kids with. Um, you guys, who do you think is going to win? Give me your top three? Who do you think the final three are going to be. I'm gonna go for my top three. I'll start, I will take the hit top three, I say Brandon, I say I'm gonna stick with Noah the nurse. I think no one's gonna make it far. And I do think that he's the one that the dad says,

why do you like this fool? Because I think the parent I think they're not gonna like Noah. And then I'm gonna say Ivan, Um, okay, Doug Benton Europe. Uh, you know, it's a real horse race at this point. I feel like no one's emerged that I think is the front runner. But I think he was, you know, again, he didn't get to do much last night. But they'll still think Spencer is in pretty good shape. I forgot about Spencer, right, Yeah. I think he's like really one

to watch. I think he okay Spencer or the other top two towards the end because also when people talk ship to Spencer or he'll be able to he seems like he'll be able to give it back. He's smart enough, he doesn't care. Yeah, and with a smile on his face too, just makes them angrier and dumber. Um and then um gosh, Brandon, I mean Brandon. It just seems like it's he's just set because they just bonded so much on that one day and the thing where she tells him to stop talking so she could kiss him

some more. You know, even though he'll take that as a negative in his mind, probably it's a very positive thing in terms of where he's at with her. Like, it was funny the three they sent home or three people that, like, you know, I could barely name them. I did not know who they were. One of the ones she said home got proceeded to get COVID and get into a car accident and has a has a mark on his nose that looks a lot like that's right. He got COVID and then immediately got into the car

accident because he was upset that he got COVID. Oh my god, yeah, Peter did. Yeah, he found out he got COVID. He was so upset and he like drove into something. Oh my god, that guy guy, Um, Rob Bennedict, Who do you think it's gonna win? I think I actually think Zach maybe has a chance. Is it that that's what that's what your boy, that's what your boy Greg thinks exactly what. I think the addiction specialist is gonna win. I think that he's got some kind of game.

I don't know what it is. I don't necessarily see it, but I think she's drawn to him, and he's super cocky. I don't know. I think he's got a shot. I'd say Brandon and I like to really, who's the sweet guy who gave her a strawberry? So yeah, that's but yeah, I think Zach may go far alright, Paget think he's gonna take it. I don't know who. I have a sneaking suspicion that Spencer will be very strong later. I agree with Doug, but I also think that Bennett is

going to be around for a long time. And Van Brandon I forgot. I don't think Ivan is I don't think Ivan's tough enough. What about Easy? What about Easy? I like Easy, but I don't think she's responding to Easy. You know, he's the way I think easy. I would say, like I like easy. I like Noah, these are not the guys I would pick. They're the guys I think she's gonna be. I also think that he's not getting a lot of camera time, which always says to me that he maybe his story is not gonna last long.

I think maybe he would do well in Paradise because he's so cute. He's he's going to Paradise, He'll be great. Um, okay, well we Katie Anna. Have you guys changed your picks from last week? Um? Your number one? Who's your number one? I think I said Brendan, right, I think with that Yeah, as of no, I mean even like they barely talked, they didn't talk a lot, but when they did, it seemed very like they had a really deep connection. And

she seems to really like them. And I think the fact that they're both divorced, I think really it's important because up they both kind of get it. You know. Yes, I like I like it. Dr. I think my tops are Brendan, Ivan and Spenser at this point. Okay, well, um, you guys, can I just say I asked for you? Guys are bringing it with our reviews on iTunes and you can like us on Facebook here's some of the ones we like. We have had so many fun We're trying to get past the thousand stars, and I'm telling

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do next. Keep up the great work you guys. Your biggest fan, Jania. How sweet is that? Thanks Jania? Don't we love a college student? Yeah? I like. I'm sorry it's been so rough these last few months, but I'm glad you've been enjoying listening me too. I'll tell you what, man is no joke for anyone, and I feel like we're all just doing the best we can. We're all

in this together. We are all in this together. Here's a quick email from Melly Heartless Bachelor Mansion on Airbnb, my Queen's I love the podcast and the three of you are amazing. I know you're busy, so will cut to the chase. You've probably seen this been in case you have it. The Bachelor Mansion is on Airbnb. Is there any way the podcast and frequent Awesome guests can book and do a show there. I would literally love to see it. It doesn't even have to be live.

I can't think of a better way to end this year a high note than seeing Arden and Anna and Katie in the Bachelor House. That sounds like would be hilarious and such an experience. I love the show. I'm so excited for the rest of the season. Sincerely, Melissa, Lissa, I like the cut of your jim. I gotta tell you thank you for emailing it to us. It's if I was like a really rich lady, I would pay my friends to all quarantine and then we would all COVID tests and then we would go. I say, we

just spend the holidays at the Bachelor Mansion. We should just start a go fund me. My friend looked up he like, did the thing of how much it would cost for two nights two nights at the Bachelor Mansion. It's like eleven thousand dollars. It's fourteen thousand dollars, two hundreds, two hundred sixty two dollars. Yeah, now, fucking service fee is seventeen hundred dollars and the cleaning fee is five hundred dollars. Okay, but there's thirty you can have thirteen

guests and seven bedrooms. You have a thousand divided by thirty. It's like a thousand dollars a person. It's a lot, I mean lore than that I can't do. By the way, the cleaning feet should be five dollars sending up after like all that dried jis from like that like years and that you want that thing scrubbed it down? Do you think they are AIRBN being this because they weren't able to get the Yeah, they were banking on it.

I want to go look at later and see if it has any because you know it like shows you unavailable day. It's some wondering if it like it's been booked. I'm curious. I mean, if I was like generous rich or if I was like on like a procedural or something, I would keep. Yeah, well, guys, will you help us pick a tweet of the week? Yeah, okay, if you want to participate. You're new to the podcast, You're like, how do I do it? You tag me and Anna

on on Twitter. It's at ARDA marine A R d N M y R I N and Anna hosny h O s s n I e h and you do hashtag w y A t R with them by midnight Pacific time Tuesday nights. And uh, Anna wheedled it down. She sends me like sixty ones and then I pick a bunch and then we narrow it down to two. All right, here we go, We've got about eight. This

is from Liz to Nicole at Jessy Lizzie Raps. Spencer is wearing the Talbot's outfit that my father bought me to look respectable and at my grandparents country club that I subsequently wore to play, a huge dike and a Christopher drawing play. Um uh. This is also from Jesse Lizzie Raps Chason, you can barely handle English. Let's leave Mui bunita at home. Bra um. This is also from Jesse Lizzie Raps. Colton ran so Noah could walk. Fence jump. It's a fence jump. This is from Cheyenne Constant at

Trixie firecracker. We've all seen fifty shades blindfolding someone and then just kissing. It is not the vibe. What's next? Butt plugs for hand holding? Uh? This is from this seth that at Basebone one. Ashley I yelling sorry I was tested, followed by Jared holding a baby? Is the reality TV show I wish I was watching right now? Um? This is from Lauren Gene Johnson at Words by l I J. Without the stash. Noah is just three boys in a trench coat. Okay. Um. This is from Donna

Ray Gibbs at Donna Ray Gibbs Chason. I just want to focus on one thing, Claricia. It's a combo of clarentation. There we go, Okay, okay um, okay, let's see. This is from Lauren J. Johnson at Works by l I J. Chason. Why do you think I'm not here for the right reasons? Bro Ed pulls out slide projector according to this power point, you call yourself Wolverine? Next slide? Okay, here we go. Last few business rat Coon at ABC Madison. I don't want a man that wants Instagram followers, but let me

tell you about sugar bear hair. Um alright, final one, the final two. This is actually by tweets by Quinn. Well. If Ed doesn't leave with Tassia, at least he'll have Carlos. This is from Lauren at Purple Underscore Hayes pretty sure the grown ass man is the anesthesiologists who treated COVID patients. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna do three boys in a trench coat. Yeah um, And that's the one I thought was funny, and then the lot of the Talbot's the Talbot's yeah,

the first one. Okay, So here we go. It's down to these two. Liz Tunkle at Jizzy Lizzy Raps Spencer is wearing the Talbot's outfit that my father bought me to look respectable in at my grandparents country club that I subsequently wore to play a huge dike in a Christopher drag play or or um Lauren Gene Johnson at

Words by l I J. Without the stash. Noah is just three boys in a trench coat, three boys in a trench code or Talbot's healfbit, I'm gonna go three boys in a trench coat Doug Benson boys paget trench. I mean, I know the first, Tal's like Talbot's Talbot, Talbot's Christopher d Yeah, okay, tan Uh, I'm gonna go trench coat, okay, Robbie b Three Boys Okay, and then Katie Levine trench cut, trench cut, definitely all right, you are the winner. Lawrang and Johnson were Bye l I

j without a trench coat. What would you like to Doug Benson? Well, first of all, I like to say that I think the Bachelrette jumped the fence last night. Um, I've got a internet comedy show coming up on Saturday, December six, Boxing Day in Canada, but that'll be a Pacific time and you can get tickets at rush ticks dot com. Thank you for having me again. This is really fun. We can't wait to have you. We have

you coming back on our Jumpsuit episode. You're you are a wonderful bachelor, our rookie of the season, really killing it. Thank you for joining us, Rob Bennedict. Don't you have a podcast? Don't now? I do have a podcast called Kings of Con and that comes out every Wednesday. And yeah, I'm gonna be on some Netflix stuff next year, but I'll let you know when that comes out. It's not out yet. I'm just so happy to be back. Oh my god, we love having you back. And uh we

need to have quite honestly, this combo. I guess good combo. This is a good combo. Uh, Paget, Where can people find you? Oh? They can find me on Twitter at at Paget Paget, Yes, Instagram at Paget Paget Graham. I don't know. I don't know google it, I don't remember why. I don't do it that much. Um, but but but pay attention because I think the thrilling adventure hour we're

gonna do in a couple of weeks. We're gonna do like a cocktails with the cast thing if you guys want to, uh meet up with us at five o'clock and we're gonna just talk to people in answer questions. I think. I don't know when that is everyone. I love all of that. I have my my book event. As I mentioned earlier, it should be really fun. It's this Friday at five it's with uh Sandra sing Low,

um who is hosting it. And it's me and Annabelle grew Witch and it's called the lit Up Series and um, it's at five PM and Uh, I'm doing a ten minute spot. I'll be talking about my book. Uh Sandra sing Low as she's on NPR. She's an author, she's a contributor to the Atlantic and uh so I will post on our Facebook where you guys can get your tickets if you want to come to that. You can also order little Miss Little Compton excuse you. You can get a signed copy from Art and Marine book dot

com or from Skylight Books in Los Angeles. Great for holiday gifts. Assholes, uh Page and Rob and Anna they've all read it. They love the book, love it, love it. There's also an audio book out now. If you're like I'll like to read, I'll read to you. If you're like, I need to hear more of this high pitched voice. Well, Anna, Katie, anything you want to promote my friends, you can just follow me at Anna Hosting on Twitter and tweet at me or tweets of the weeks. Kay, I'm Katie Underscore

Money on Twitter and Instagram. And if you live in Georgia, please vote in the upcoming election. The election is January five, um it's for the Senate seats and early voting starts December, so please register, get an absent key ballot. Just vote please, it would be great. Yeah. Well, everybody, stay safe, be nice to want another, wear a mask, don't do giant thanksgivings inside. But you know what, I'm not the boss of you. I'm just a podcast host about the Bachelor,

rooting for everybody to be safe and sound well. Chat soon bye. I'm going to get all up and get tonight. I feel so good. I'm just gotta want of questions. Where you this role? You accept this roles to your word? Who of these roles into your world? Will you accept this? Rose is a production of I Heart Radio. For more podcast from my Heart Radio, visit the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.