"Small Mound!" With Lauren Lapkus and Rob Benedict

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I don't think I said, I I don't show. Hello, Welcome to will you Except this Rose Podcast? My name is Irene Marine. I am back from the coup. I'm back from Vancouver. Shout out to Vancouver. I just have to say, um, the manager of Yuck Yuck's is a total fan. Lauren loves the podcast. A lot of the ladies like there was a lot of people came to the show who loved the podcast. Super exciting and uh and they had a lot of people wanted to talk about Colton. So let's just get right to it. Our

first guess. We haven't had her on this year. I'm so excited. Let me just tell you a little something about our first guest. She's so much. She feels like she's tall and pretty intented. She must be made a belt. She can wear braidies and look shoulder mombays. She talented in a way that makes me. Her name is Lauren Lupkins. Oh my god, Oh my god. That was so wild. I was a right like no other. I had no clue what was happened, but the look in your eyes

told me it was going to be important. Changed my life. That was fucking wild. Yeah, I think it might be bright raight. Do you wanted to be your ring? I do? When you when I call you, I just Laren laugh. I'm so excited I got Lauren. That was so cute. Oh my god, I never do I don't know, do I is there another guest on? I can't, I can't. He was Best Year eighteen. He went to Nashville with J J. Marien Kenny Paw another year that yet seen. Welcome back. It gets it doesn't doesn't. It doesn't get all,

it doesn't get all. Yeah, what are you doing. I'm doing great. I'm doing great. There's a lot to process in the last five minutes. Yeah. Yeah, I like Lauren's the line and Lauren's about she could wear her bank short or long. Yeah, that's really really nice of you to supportive because I know you were usually wear a lot and I got short and I'm living the short bang lifestyle and it's changed me a lot. And I think yes, and I think people think that I am

cool or something now, so I'll go with that. I thought a sign about your bed. I love it. I can't wait till again. I think, Yeah, that was really nice. She because she's like she has a magical quality about Yeah. I didn't say I have that. You know how, you're tall and elfin and magic tall, elf it's a very strange. She doesn't. It's sad because her elf family exiled. She was too tall, like like a sad movie. You wish like Elf, like Will Ferrell. You should like Lord of

the Rings. Those else were tall and slender. Dad, you should make a lady off like Will Ferrell, where you're tall to be enough and you gotta look. I think what everyone wants is can I say what you're about to No, I think it's a secret. Okay, Well she's about to get his decret is a really big deal and it suits excited. I'm excited w do a movie. Yeah, someone will know what it is eventually. Fast curious. No, but I'm very excited. I just want to be furious

and furious. I would I would watch a fascinate Oh my god starring me. Would my god. I would love to do it. I would love to be one of these. I have seen every single one in the theaters to I love. I love them. I love one of the greatest I haven't. I also love Mission Impossible. I could get into them. Are amazing, possibly held the last one too long and too many twist Yeah too. Here's what's fun about is because he's getting older and he wants to prove he still got it. So he does because

and he does, and he did stun. He does all of this those that's crazy why he's hanging from the got a Helicos st pilot license. He got a stunt pilot license sixteen days. Did that? He did that. He did that stunt. So he's maybe an actually an alien, Yeah he does, he is. Yeah, he made it and level he made it. Guys. What's that was him saying, who are you talking about? You talking about by Scientology?

Iver tell you about We did the last episode of Felicity on at the Celebrity Center Scientology Celebrity Center, and we like you shot at there. Yeah, there was a wedding and they rent that out for shoes. Was it beautiful? It looks so pretty. Yeah, there's a big gazebo and we had the wedding scene in the gazebo. And but we like started like me and Greg Grumburg and some other people started started walking around like what the fun is going on in here? And we started talking it like, man,

I would love to have a tour. But literally five seconds I was like, Hi, would you like it tour? Realized that did you get Did you get a tour? Did you get a tour? Were we got to go back to say they were having the tours and UCB has right across the streets, and some friends and I went over there and like, we're gonna go get the tour and the need to like sign in and we all put fake names and then we all got scared and laughs. It feels like you might really get trapped.

Yeah you are. Anthony did a tour because he lived right next to that right and they were doing a tourder in like one of those open weekends and they so he's going to right and he's like, I just got really interested in the building and the furniture. So I kept asking them all these questions about the buildings in the furniture, and they were just like he's interested, but not in the right stuff, and tried to separate

him in his roommates, which is like really creepy. And then I did the museum once the Industry of Death, Theceutical Museum, and that's really creepy because they follow you around and they're like, you guys, didn't spend enough time in that last room. Don't forget to stay for the video at the end and snuck out an emergency accent.

So that's good. That's what you gotta do now. Also, we used to see people having orgies that lived in the apartments nearby there and building looked into other buildings and we would see like a weird sec scio. Yeah, it was like, weird, how many people three or four with the address of this building? Can? I just can't hear me? Andb and watch they're all very positive, Yeah, exactly, they're clear guys. Guys. Okay, all right, I mean, well, we'll wait till we get to the big stuff because

there was something. It was a heavy episode. Yeah, I'm gonna just start right, so we'll wait to get to that. But I'm gonna say again, I'm so mad at myself. I'm really enjoying Colton. I'm liking him. He's at least whoever coached him, he's at least asking questions, which I've never seen say that is his saving grace for me is that I feel like he's paying attention. Now. My

feeling about that. I believe perhaps and look whatever, but I kind of think that he's not interested in them sexually, so he's able to go, oh, what a thoughtful lady. That's what That's what Lance passed last week. Because I was like, I was like, oh, I think maybe he is. And then Lance was like and I was like, well, but he's asking a lot of question because like a gay guy, he's genuinely interested in getting to them, which I think is beautiful, not typical of the show. No,

raises a few questions for me, did you notice? And he's having a really serious conversation that we'll get to later in the show. Was like, and he was like, my virginity, which it's not. It's complicated, like he said, And I was like, oh, yes, wait, okay, no, I I there's a few things parts of that that I was like, m okay, here we go. So we're back Hannahby and Kalin again. Um there's some okay. Hannahby goes like this. I woke up this morning feeling emotionally exhausted.

She adicated everything. She the one who looks like a Barbie. That's like, she's the one that cries a lot, and which is which is the other? Hannah here? And Hannah be is the one that lost her ship on the first group day and then like who just froze and couldn't do the toast. Okay, yeah, but I gotta see because I haven't been able to retain names of Oh my god, now harder than any season, I think, because

they're all pageant gals. Yeah, oh this girl yeah yeah, and then I love how fucking Then Chris Harrison walks in, looks at her and goes, dudeklin, how was it for you? And she goes, well, my name is Hannah. Was that on purpose? It had? And I thought that was a little low for Chris Harrison. It didn't seem like his norm, Like, I'm sorry, I was stone watching this and I think I missed that. Okay, this was last night. Yeah, he walked in and said to Hannah, he goes, Klin, how

is last week for you? She's like, but it was a right everyone's like so honestly, like for me, but my actor's self was like, oh, we funked out. We sucked up the line and on purpose for sure, and they would never have edited it in. It was kind of brilliant. It was He's never thrown so much shade that was having fun with it. He did have fun with it. Did you think of two weeks ago and they brought him Billy Eichner and accused him of being gay. That was tricky for me, But the problem is okay.

So they had a couple of times, like I think Nick Offerman also made a joke that was like you're because you were thinking I was with you in bet or something like that, some kind of like very obvious

sort of joke. And I felt like Colton does not know how to react to those fez that he was like, you know, like I think he did, like like because I like women, he don't feel like someone if you pulled him aside and just aggressively told him he was gay, he would slowly just start to agree with you know, have that personality where you can easily kind I know that's a think anytime, anytime somebody puts doubt in his head. Although all the bachelors have this, all the bachelors have

he's so easily played. If you go tell him something, he's like, well it must be there's no trusting his own gut at all. Is the only one who directly quotes I feel like if we've never had one who will directly quote Shell get to the cancer of the house so crazy to just say what she said. The cancer. He did that last week to He's like where it's like manipulative, Like, yeah, he does. He feels very simple. He's very simple. He does feel very easily played. He's

also straightforward. He is straightforward, which I kind of like, like he's not like being around the bus, not straight. He's very straight forward. Um. And then and then Hannah Bey or some Kalin said, she's like a gnat that just won't go away. So we're gonna get out of here. This is early on, early on in this he go to Singapore. Usually they're going to some weird place in Pennsylvania. Yeah, they really did get out of doll. I love that too,

that they're so ready to matter what they say. They say, like, I did you go insane? I was like point on the map, Yeah, just one person here and tell me exactly where you're going, wasn't it Hannah the woman with the huge eyes. That wasn't the huge eyes. We're Singapore, Like, yeah, she's creepy. Got to go to her Instagram. Oh it is like she's a content doll. Like it looks like a like a sex doll. Hannah gee. Yeah, it's like she just like she lost so vaguet and she creates

content right now, she's and she's her own photographer. So cute. She's Oh yeah, she said, it's very Her eyes are huge. She looks like Skipper Barbie's little sister. Yeah. Yeah, I want them to like zoom down like Pandana. And we just see that her feet are like perfectly. Yeah. Yeah, it's all just like molded plastic. It's all. Yeah. Her eyes are dead in this photo. Makeup is she wearing in this? This is what concerns me. And I wasn't

she like twenty three or something. I just feel scared for a lot of these girls, and I feel scared and I feel like there should be an age minimum for the show. Well, when Kaylin said four years ago when I was a sophomore that, I was like, whoa, whoa, will you just happened to your years ago when you

were a sophomore? That's young? What's okay? So, but that was crazy because with that story, I thought, you have not really that's so emotional and so traumatizing that I feared for her to be on a public platform and she's just talking about it. A lot of the things she did in the episode of Press Me when she took Hannah aside and was like, listen, as women, we have enough to deal with. I thought that wasn't that wasn't alright. So this was I'm so distracted. I'm sorry,

I'm I'm so I tried. Here here, we are right here, We're all right here. Um it is that. So there was a very that was an unusual episode last night. They dealt with like campus assault. Basically Colton was on a date with Kaylin and and she told this awful story and I actually, you know, it was almost the realist thing they've ever had on there except for Dean's mom. I felt like when Dean's hometown visit felt very real. Um, like this was. I felt like, its just a poor

It was hard. Did you guys see that documentary The Hunting Ground. It was like nominated for an Oscar And it was all about like college assault and like and like so often, so few they always protect the guys, so few like this poor young lady her, Yeah, she tried to do it was really scary and go try to report it. And that's illegal. Yeah, I mean, like, of course it's illegal, but how the fun she said?

That's illegal, she said, which is legal, by the way, you know, if I was not what she said either. I thought I thought she said legal. And then I texted my friend who was like, didn't she say illegal? I couldn't. I mean maybe and whatever. Literally, just watching this documentary, I mean, it sounds like there's so many young ladies that like this, that this happens to when I think a lot of the schools want to protect their reputations and they don't want to deal with it

and it's poor, like what a horrifying story. And and I thought she had such poise. And then and then Colton. I feel like Holton handled it pretty well. There is some controversy today because he did say that he had dated someone. Then we were discussing, we all assume it was probably Ali. Yeah, so like so at least she because it would be incredibly awkward if it's somebody that hadn't outed themselves about it. But yeah, it's it's so awkward. But you know, it was good that they did the advert.

At the end, tweeted about Rain too, And I thought that he handled it well and like was empathetic to her. I felt like he did his Yes, he could have, yeah, I mean, he just listened to her and he and he wasn't trying to like interchecked to be like yeah, yeah, he just like he like listened that. I can't even imagine what must have been like for you. Yeah, I just feel so sad, Like it was brave of her

to do that. I hope she wasn't pushed into telling that story, like, and I hope she doesn't regret it, because I feel like that's a really scary it's just a really scary story to share a huge platform like that that you can't yet comprehend because the show hasn't aired it. You haven't seen the reactions while you're filming it. So it's like the idea of waiting those months for this episode to air would make me really nervous. Course that you know it's coming, you know, you've said it.

Of course, she did post something on her Instagram like a like a note screenshot, but I was I think she it was her platform for her, Miss Carolina. She's spoking about it for her. Oh that's really cool. Yeah, I mean she was so lovely and like it's just yeah, you just hope, like she's so wonderful and lovely and you just you're like, I hope the Bachelor, You know what I mean. It's like and yet and yet, but like you know, like I mean, she should be able

to go do something fun. You know, so many people have experienced this and to say that they shouldn't be on the show or have it exactly, it's like your relationships are not dictated by that and they shouldn't be so kind of supposed supposed to like taking it into

the closet and never telling anyone. You might as well, like you know what I mean, And she's I mean, in some ways, like in some ways, I think it happened so often, like I think things like in some ways it's maybe having it on a show like this that's actually really popular, maybe my I don't know. I was gonna say if because I've been watching the show

for since I was in high school. The idea of seeing that would have probably done something for me at that age, being like, oh, if that happened, you can report it and you should and you can do this or that, and like it's not a secret and you should tell your mom and like whatever, all those things that she went through that she didn't want to do, And I don't know, it's very educational, but really hard to watch, really hard to watch. Yeah, yeah, a rare

real moment with the Yeah, now let's go back to back. Well, here's what I love is the true Bachelor moment we have. They're in Singapore and this is Colton and true tourism fashion saying it Pore is amazing. It's got the lights, the buildings, the buildings. I'm like, dude, the lights that fields like they'll give you another take, like if you got more to say, He goes, he goes. It's got the lights, the building, and it's definitely a really cool place.

Knows nothing about it. It was recorded before they arrive, Yeah they could be. And they were planning on going to Barbaki literally like crazy rich Asia Yeah yeah, showed him a screensaver and he was like, the lights, the building, it's got it's on Earth's gravity, there's land, there's there's a structure. It's wonderful. I love it in the place. So then they go. They're staying at the Fairmont and by the way, looks amazing. Literally nice, Yeah, I ta

you want to go. Tassia got a thing that said let's fall in love. We see Colton doing a selfie video, which we're not a fan of Yeah, I'm not crazy. It was that. I know, Why was it? Why is this happening? Why is the angle so horrible? Yeah, like these risks. Mainly I felt like I was like, okay, anywhere bracelets A lot of bracelet in Singapore, first time

out of North America. No, but my friend was freaking out because she's in wardrobe design and stuff for movies, and she was like, he wears the bracelets all the time. He's always been wearing them. She's like, I've noticed on all the billboards she her eyes will have been going straight to the bracelet. So it's not a Singapore thing. It's a Coulton thing. He loves it for his charity charity. It does feel like he has your charity. Yeah, for

way more, way more. No robit feeling vulnerable. Guys bracelet on at home. They don't register the same way. Okay, they're totally different scene. There's something about Coulton where I want to rip apart everything about you have a different but just hiding your river, Rob. How much did we love Taysha? I really like her bungee jumping. It was called bungee and I was like, it is bungee trademarks. It was a bunky called bun y yeah, and I

thought maybe it's trademark. Okay, that looked legit scary. It looks horrible. I would ever do, though I wouldn't. No no no, no rob I no no, no, no no no um. But I thought it was His scream was fantastic one for the books. What did he do? Tasia jumped? She dropped like straight down like she was a pencil. It was like like whomen She had a whip down like he doled down to his head would be down and the ansp. She just like like it. But it's unnatural. I fear that I would have done what she did,

because it's unnatural to go head first. Of course, the whole thing is wrong. I would have when I was younger, I would you would you go ahead first or plunk like a pencil? No, you go ahead first, because if you plunk like a pencil. You see what happened to Tasia, she kind of got like snapped back. It looked so scary. Happen to go ahead first? I'm sorry you noticed that. Colton when he bounced that, he was like not again, he said that he bounced once again. I think he's

very cute and like a giant baby. Yeah, like baby, Yes, he's got Harri's boss because I like him to a cutie doll. There he looks like yeah, he really and he kind of baby talks to girls that he likes a little bit sometimes give us a little lisp like kind of like this like this this head a little bit and I'll be like that was really crazy for you? Yeah, kind of like that. So, la how did you learn? I see that you're you got a nice sweater on? Actually I do? I actually, Lauren? Did you Did you

really like your new song that? I really did? I enjoyed that a lot. Did you like when I said that you were your ring is longer? So I really did like that? Okay, so do you guys really like I'm really sorry that you feel self conscious about your bracelet? And sorry, I'm sorry. I monitored to your phone. You can text your where you side? Guys, just thought you

I had something earlier that stressed me out. Um okay, okay, So we do the Bungey girl and then she's breaking out and then they go the body shots are doing body shots? Wait where do they do by shot? Body shots? Off? My cat off? My Harry bill Off the Grouch is going to just like um gone. She's a fourteen year old guns cat. I know you know it was when

they were at the beach. There was a lot of but they love getting shots at his absick body shots like zooming in on like her one piece bathing suits, like the abs aren't really doing anything for I'm not I don't need to everyone to have a six pack, but I don't want you to zoom in on a non pack looking at Yeah, agreed Katie. No, I think he's good looking. I loved her swimsuit. She looked like your Friend's cute company and looked like Kali swear. Look

this up. I don't I need only one bag? That can? I tell you they sponsored us last year. I'll say it for free right now. Best bathing suits I have ever had, Pali Swim, p l I swim. Oh my god, I did the Highways the high I really was the best one piece bathing suit I've ever had. Fits my fucking Torso, And I asked, fits my torso. I can never get long enough torso. Neither a girl. Then high waisted bikini with a cute with a We talked about

this before. Oh my god, we've talked about this. We've patchet bought all of us swim where it could be that you look amazing by the way you're up rocket, you're cute. If you can carries together. I did come together another together because they almost seemed like a thing. But it's like it's just it's just not enough that I you know, it's right. Oh god, it's uniform. Oh hey, let me sear my glasses. I'm gonna take my glasses up. Um. If you need a custom size, I can connect you

to my friends. Yes, the best you can see. You can see my bathing suit. It's they're the cutest I got awaged posing I got. I got the Hunter green and they're spectacular. You can milk it on the side. You can try it on. Okay, that's next. Don't try I want oh my god, okay, but only underwear. I want to try my under round summer. We're gonna go and then we're gonna go watch people fun near the side of what a normal day? Okay, wait, okay, body shots. And then he was like, I want to know how

you are the way you are? How are you the way you are? And then we found out she divorced love that she was mere story man. Yeah, her first boyfriend. She's a Christian woman. You can't make someone wanted because I felt like, Okay, you're here for the right reason. Someone who's been through some ship. I actually will not commit to him unless they really want to. Yes. That's why I feel like the age minimument is so important, because I'm like, none of these girls want to marry

this guy. They haven't. They would be on TV. Yeah, agreed a maximum, well apparently one a friend. I mean, it feels like it feels like the ladies they can't believe how old thirty one is ancient. Honestly, when I was twenty three and I had friends who were thirty one, I was like, oh my god. I was like, what's it like. It was just like, you can't even even seven, felt like I am. Yeah, seriously, when you're twenty one twenty seven, you're like, oh my god, you're so old.

Like and actually, because I was like doing improv young, all my friends told me to them. Now they're all like, right, I mean, they're already mage now. Of course they always were, but at the time it felt like such a crazy difference. I was like you're twenty four. I remember. I remember I was at nineteen in Chicago and people were like twenty four. I was like, they're so fucking I thought today I was. I want to text one of my old friends from then, be like how old are you?

Because like I think I think he's being really old and like he's probably thirty five. Yeah, it truly. I hope they're alive. I remember Neil Flynn was thirty one and I couldn't. Oh God, what a man? Yeah, what a man? I mean I was blown away. Well, guys, here's the thing about father time. It keeps on marching, and that ticks and comes for us. All. Give me just say everybody, sun block, hydrate, don't smoke more than fifteen cigarettes a year, depending on a year, one to

two months. I had to this weekend he Vancouver in between shows one and now I did. I bummed him from my opener. Alright, JJ about this J J and together, Hey girl, so young. My mom gave herself a nickname. She loves Rob. She and Rob. She's going to make a move on Rob. Is that awkward? I don't think so? They have chemistry, she called you. She doesn't sunk around. She also has a good listing for a house with

a barn and little Compton is right. It's six hundred thousand with a barn near the water with the barn, Little Compton a little Compton already dot com if you want to buy a house from j J Okay. So then I hope someone does. I mean too she is, she's a kick ass realtor. She is on it. Okay, here we go. So then she was married and divorced um and then let's see Kalin Hannah. They had their one on one so they were like to meanwhile back at the ranch, like can we can we can I

talk to you for a second. They never said what the feud was. They were both like vague and I'm sorry, but it did feel like it got a little lighter, like it felt like crazy train in Hannah. I felt slightly less out than eleven after their talk. Yeah something. She was sort of like happy about it. She just think I think she knows that Klein. It was hard. I felt sorry for her when when Colton after she ate that eyeball and he's like, I got my Hannah back,

and it was like it was the whole thing. It was almost like I felt as if he was saying to her, I used to like you and then I saw that you're crazy, and now I guess you're not. Now that you yeah, to me, that just only adds to the crazy. I'm not interested in now. I don't want to do that. I think that's just a weird jealousy pageant thing. That was just like probably petty bitchiness

ship talking. I mean it was a straight up classic move, a wrong move for Hannah to tell him any of that ship last week, and then of course the other one got throws. It was like, have you never seen this? Katie? Katie had a theory, wasn't it? You had the theory that Heather's a producer. Heather than ever been kiss had produced. She thinks, how there's a producer because she was she egged her on. She's too pretty to have never been kissed.

She's too confident. Are you wait? I'm like, okay, you didn't no, no, wait, I think I don't know if you're being sarcastic because you think, Okay, who's never been kid girls? Yeah? But I was like, because there was some week, think about last week. She was like, she was like, you gotta go tell, go tell him now and then they were sitting she's right there there, she was sitting there on right there when they walked by, and she really kept she kept like you she was producing.

They are the only two people that ever really talked to each other. And she like, there's a producer and they're like fascinating. So you think that the whole thing is that's a made up story about her? Not? Yes, yeah, because every time I s year ago, how now, either you went through like a crazy Ethie Duckling phase and you had low confidence and you never wanted to talk to someone or something, or you're lying, or you have some other internal thing that's like that something's going on.

I don't know. I feel like everyone I've ever met has kissed by the time they're one. Yeah, like, oh, I mean that's why I think. I think it's like a fake story. And I think they also keep they keep keeping her even though like she doesn't she got the first row, the second row, she does nothing. Next week she's going to do super Christian, but he does kiss her next week, does well in the video. I mean it looks like it. I feel like she's too confident to have never been kist. I agree I think

it's really weird Christian. She must be religious, yes, but you don't like lead with that and explain. I don't think that Katie's right, that she's a player. Well, when you made the reference to the actual movie, then I got all up in my head, like, you're right, the movie is about a plant. But I don't really know anymore. They've never been kissed. I love your turban, Oh my god, never, everybody's ever been kissed like crazy idea. You love her turban?

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tree fell down in my yard last week? I woke up tree. Oh my god, that huge tree was like like tiptoe all that rain in the wood. My do you felt? And it almost fell through my roof and my neighbor's roof and my car and the fence. Hashta blessed to blessed distrass dog. It was not fun. Okay, so then we are so then we're back um and then I have to say overall, he and Tasha had a nice state. They had a nice know. What do

you think? Do you think there's a connection. She's not gonna win, but I feel like she's going to go to Paradise. Yeah, because she's one. She's wonderful. Every guy that we have, Bill and Brendan were texting less and we have guys that watched this, like everyone wants Tasia. They wanted Silver like Tasia, they want Tasha. Okay. I think she's really cute. Yeah. I feel like she's probably too interesting for Colton. It seems like he's going to end up with one of the more clean slates of brains.

Did you guys feel sadden for the red head who was cougar too? Yeah, because she really with this with this sister who died in the worst possible way, was horrible, Like she didn't get any attentions. She was so really love her. I thought she was going to go. I thought it was like me too. I think he kind of had to keep her up. Something happens next week

with her. She was going to go do something. I want to know who was going crazy because they were all screaming and I want to and somebody ways that was going to be nothing, I mean nothing, and somebody goes to his hotel room hurt my foot like this week was like me, seems like what's her name is going to make out with them, like he maybe he might lose ye yeah, yeah, you're right, and we get

the bed. Okay, okay. So then he's like a comfortable pressing his boner against people and that means he actually has a boner. Yeah, I mean right, I mean I guess he's comfortab pressing his soft mound again his mom. I just wanted to be something really weird, like I'm gonna it's my new band were called Soft Mountain. I'm opening for him. It's um it's uh my, I'm doing off my cats, my cat girl, what's the word? Girl? My gun gunt is opening for Soft Metals Globo Whiskey

this Saturday. Can check us out. Um okay. So then they're going they go in a group date and oh the end, he Agotasa and the Ferrest Wheel and um, that's kind of exciting. I was really happy. It was one of those ferris wheels where they can stand up inside, because I was nervous it was going to be the time where they were sitting there. It was really big, and I got scared when he opened the champagne pedal that it was going to explode through the ferris wheel glass.

Wouldn't have been cool if they fucked up there, yeah, except for it would have been like he Secure style. Yeah, yeah, I missed it. That happened on Insecure. Yes, a sexual healing on a ferris wheel. Wow, that's fun, it's quite You have to try every well, got to do it today. Everybody, go grab your friends bathing until your other friends to our bad put your chunking it on, and then go fuck your brains out on the first I'm sorry, j J. I'm sorry, Okay, oh, j J. I'm so sorry. I've

seen so much stuff that JJ wouldn't like. You know what down person she's she already likes, she already like yeah, yeah, yeah, she loves crash, she loves crashing. She's from a little Compton. They've seen it all, she's seen it all. Yeah, she's turned out a little Compton. You think she's shirts like that person? You mean the only stop. You mean the general store. Wilbur's have a little Compton. Of course they do. There's only they never had heard of the real Compton

until the movie came out. Okay, I can't handle that sort of them. Me, Okay, here we go. So then that's two years ago. Yeah, that's for real. So then a long time to have ye turn on the radio. They don't have. They don't get radio. They just got a cell tower at the dump. Okay. So then they go they go to it's a group date. Demi is an interior designer whose houses she desire. I heard she

works at Pottery Barn. Okay, she said in tear desenter she moves stuff around the store based on pictures that they've sent to the store to do it che because I've gone to Chipotle and I made a talk as there's no chance. I mean, it's like it be like doogie howser. Yeah, and I've seen her strange fashion chases. I do enjoy her. But we'll get to her in a second. So I do enjoy mom. I do enjoy her. So we go to the Leech Lady first. I did

like somebody saying, is this even up to code? I'm sorry, Cortney. It was Courtney h. Courtney was like, is this FDA approved? Which, like, which it's Singapore, the girl who DEMI and got in the fight. Yes, yes, So then and then I I didn't like the legion for I did not like that I'd be sick and the idea of doing it, I would have been honestly ill. But they had to eat all that funky ship and then that's disgusted and did a band aid and they all had like band aids

and ship. I didn't like that, you know, I didn't like it. I also felt like I was happy that a lot of them were cool about trying the different foods, and I thought that was good because like there were some people who are like no, but I honestly would have diarrhea instantly if it would be a risk for me to eat some Yeah, I had diarrhea watching like that diarrhea. Yeah, I mean like there has been some vegan girl there, because I was like, what would I

do if that happened? Like I don't even mean That's the thing is they tried to play that up, like look at all this girl's food and it's like they're a little really like Michelin rated food and they're like bobs of like regular things that like it wasn't like eyeballs on a stick or something, but I was still like, yeah, it was really and they're weird pink drinks and stuff like, and then they go reemptive, popped out, they go and they get their fortunes told Cassie, is your past life? Okay,

now this was just beautiful. Okay, that was obviously planted to write, like I had to be. Yeah, I loved it. I loved how they both couldn't deal and we never had a sense of humor to like be like normal about it. Yeah they were. He was like, that's kind of weird. And then when they like huked up later and she was like as the higher sister and he was like, you went there, you went there. That's not how a sister kisses at all. I was like, stop

your mouth. You are ill, you are mentally ill. Stop talking. Oh my god, we like you're not funny enough to make this work. It just feels like you're into the porn. Would make it turn into like the worst pillow talk ever, Like, did your sister Tony like this at the junior was like, are you talking like that, Now, you really got that. I just like that. He was like, no, I mean not that I would know. I wouldn't. I don't like with the gates of It's like he panics too much.

The panic button immediately just read anybody here. I didn't have a sister, but Katie Last you like cold, I did, like hold whatever. Okay, okay, you to have one person to say that like him, so we're not just don't think that. This is one of the most one of the best seasons we've had in a while. Yeah, it's one of the most entertaining. I couldn't remember when we had last who was like, oh yeah, following their wedding

and oh my god, how was it? She posted all Lauren b posted all this stuff from their wells just it just was very obvious. I mean, there's nothing to really say. It was all just like her post did make mehat. I think she she posted like her garter belt and then she was like and she was like showing it how there's like jewels on it, and so she's like, and I think we're going to use this for a photo shoot with the baby. And then I

was like, my friends went to me. I was like, why would you wear a guarter for your baby photo shoot? And I was like, I think she means they're gonna put it on the baby's head. Oh my god, that no baby went to your dirty thigh guards feeled off by a bachelor, like baby doesn't speaking another photo? That's disgusting. Why do they ride the men so much? From the show, I have never once been lifted as many times. And

the women on the show. We see a picture here of Lauren be on Ari's shoulders like she's a baby off on the beach. No, no, no, I have never once, never, never. They always run and jump, even when they were shopping, and then she's like climbing in like a Jenney. Yeah. It was the other one when shopping was she was she rode him and and you kept seeing him like two different moments. It was the one of the pageant

girl she jumped on. I was like, and then they were like we're shopping and the star yes, and she jumped on him. As a guy, I mean, I'm not a tall guy, but if someone someone ran and kind of try to mount me, I'd be really uncomfortable. Just that I can't. Yeah, that's a crazy way to make out. I want I want to be manly, and I don't feel like I could do it so focused on holding

them up. Not a tall gal and yet like I still feel like unless you were that gal with the huge eyes, there's some like bones in life have like death, like there's weight there, like like I've never been a million years ever jumped on ever catching never and they all do it. It just feels like it's normal that I'm I'm gonna wait, are we at the shopping dating? Okay? We're still no, not yet, we have to do it, like just like what buddies are, like, how are you?

I want to run into you at like a pilot audition and do that like just like wrap my legs around you, like Alice and Joe. How are you? What are you reading for her? Kay? I can't wait to get the text of both of you are in the hospital. Oh my god, I'm like you just bon test. My back goes out right away. Then my a Hannah Bee, she goes. You need a woman who has noble character. You need to know who I am. I'm okay with you to not seeing eye to eye. I felt like I got my Hannah be back. I just can't that

was I thought that was so weird. I was like, you've known, you've You've talked to her for a total of ten minutes, and five of them went nasty. She was saying, so I'm not couplable. If you're dating someone, don't call them. I know they're two. Hannah's whatever, han Be Hannah. Hannah was just pull her hand. I don't get born l to make it so clear you're dating. That's so good about Hanna Be Like, he's just throwing it away. Yeah, I know, like he's gonna. I love you,

Hannah Be will you marry me? Hannah, She's like, I have a third grade class, Like, why are you referring? I really am enjoying her villain I'm loving Demi. I think she's spectacular. I thought I enjoyed her giving Courtney advice. She was trying. She said, you think you really need to get out of your own head and you need to go approach him. And then she was like and then she was staying the producers like she's just sucking lazy, but she I was completely I'm completely on Demi side.

She was really poised, actually, and like calm in her her commandingness. You know what I mean. She was very like, you're an idiot, Like she just would sit there. And it's been interesting because other people have tried to fight with her, like Tracy has tried to fight with her. She never starts to fight, and then she calls people out, like when Tracy did it last week. It's like she she has You can tell that she's been through some

hards off because she's almost unflappable. And she's like, you think, I don't know you're talking down to me, but you're talking down to me. And I'm not an idiot, like I mean, she said that, she goes, we're the same fucking I like her. I like, I mean, I probably don't like her because she's the villain, but I think she's a good villain, and because she she doesn't do the whole like why does everybody Wayne Corty human? She's like, did you call who's here? Thinks I'm the cancer? She

direct she doesn't talk behind people's backs. But I didn't get why she thought that girl was the cancer of the house. I felt like, not enough things that happened for that to be cancer at the house. It's pretty hard. She tries to stir ship up the drama between the two of them, we call like a no, no drama. No, it was it was so weird. I'm like, they know she is immature, but she's so much better than dealing

with everything than these girls. Like as soon as she's like, I know what you're doing, every girl's like, it's true the plan. I know she's not afraid of them. She said. She's like, I won't take any of Tracy ship. She's true. I respect that. I'm she also does this thing where they when they read the date card, like who's going to go on the date? She's like, Okay, I can't have a problem with you being the person. Yeah, right now, I know she That's what she said when she goes,

I don't like that. I don't know you that well, but I don't like that as one of you because it's drama. Is still continuingly get bothered. It's like I thought Kaylyn handled that all time. She goes, Okay, that's your opinion. Yeah. So Demi goes and she goes to talk to Colton and she said, look, I know you only see this fun, bold, crazy side to me, but there's a lot of stuff that I've had to go

through this week. My mom was released from federal prison, and I love her unconditionally, and I just thought I actually thought she handled it. She didn't. She didn't milk it. She didn't shame her mother. Like that's a lot can talking how how her mother what her mother did. He was but I think that was previous time she was for conspiracy to commit bank fraud. She's got I would know because I'm into that kind of so I really respected.

Do you remember when she wrote that letter to her mom and her first thing and she's like, dear mommy, and it was like giant Santa, It's so funny. I like, I love you, angling I'm Batchelor. I was like, oh god, dude, dude. She because dad started out. I was like, well, I live with my dad because my dad's always been a good parent. That's how Like, I don't know if she understands what her mom did wrong, because she's kind of like, my mom's in this place. She doesn't good. And it's

like there are lots of other women too. They're like she went to a far Yeah, she's happy. Here's a lock on the door and she doesn't have a key. Has been numerous times. Yeah, apparently because Lorie sent it to me that it's been numerous times. Yeah, it was her second time. For the first time, and then this was it's just the most white collar. Just stop doing that. I also feel like, once you've been to jail once for that, you're conspiring to cometank. You're doing too much.

Just go get a job, a job so that me. So then Courtney would be such a drag. I've been over half my night. Oh oh no, this is DEMI goes, I spent over half my night try to encourage Courtney to talk to Calton. And then so she was like, all right, fine, I'm gonna go thank him for the good chat. And the Courtney freaked out was so annoying. And then basically to me was like, I didn't even think of you want like, nobody did you. I didn't think of you had nothing to do. I'm not here

for you like I had. I was like that miss something did something happened. And then and then she goes, how old are you again? And then someone with a little more maturity, because you have the right to feel that way. I have the right to not care because you've been really rude to me in this whole conversation. Um yeah, she she and then they said that she was classless, so it was. And then she said thank

you for letting me know how you feel. And then she gave her the finger, which I loved, but you didn't even see the finger, right, even pretty. I didn't like how Courtney turned in that moment and then got very I was like, one thing I love about Courtney is that she smiles no matter how she's like, so you actually said that I am actually a bit I am actually not that cant he said, I'm the cancer of the house. Cancer Okay, okay, because I'm actually not

had it. Yeah, she was just talking to cold and too she was like, okay, she said that she be so happy. I love the just the sound bites and the other girls like, okay, who said I is that the cancer of the house and the hand goes up all the others. I never said that. I wouldn't have said that harsh. Courtney is very intimidated by my confidence. Courtney puts the ass in class is that what it is?

It was, okay, or the assid class list or something so yea, yeah, yeah, yeah that might be good as So then there was the date rose, and then Demi got it and Courtney stormed off, and then Demi goes, this is what Cloud nine feels like. It feels really good. And then there was a man in a top hat came in and gave Kaylyn the date card, like oyeh, that man it was like arm from the ancient tombs. Like he was like, it's kyl. He's like all right, like like dusted off, like the corps of some man there,

he's the corps of real Lane the top hat months. Yeah, I wasn't supposed to be. I'm supposed to still be in my tomb for four weeks. It was cagically d A wheeled me out. And then Hannah did still throw shade. She goes she was runner up and I didn't clap. Maybe I should start clap. I didn't get that, so wait, I thought what that was was when she was announced runner up, it was a big deal because she didn't clap on stage at the Miss America. Yeah, Kalin didn't clap.

Was the drama back when they were pageant tears. I'm sorry, if you're gonna Miss America paget, clap for everyone. One of the main things they're judging you. I was like manners and points be a lady. That's how I interpreted it. It was like one in forty people like the odds are not good. Yeah I didn't get I was like cool, insider, pageant weird. I don't care. Yeah, she was like I

didn't clap on stage. It was a big deal about it, So I guess I should have clapped just now because people are probably not caught one's thinking about So then they go She's talking to huge eyes and vacant, which picture her Lanna. But I see she's gotta have the microphone is really low on the table, so I have to pick it up, take it out, you just hold it. I know. I'm just too excited. So she um, she does this thing and I swear to the twitch. But she has a twitch that looks like an eye roll.

So she keeps going like right, just like a like that. Maybe she's like fixing her contacts something something, So it's like she's really pissed. Oh no, she's totally fine. I had a friend who couldn't wear her contact looks. She's always be always looks like she was like, yeah, like when he announced Singapore, she was in the middle of an eye roll. She was like, Oh great, that's a little one. That's a little one that he was talking

about that Dippert. No, I'm talking about the woman the big eyes in the dark hair, who looks We talked about her with dark hair before we went on the air. We talked about her. She looks like a comedy crazy tray Whitney coming. Oh yeah, Whitney coming. I say Ursula when she becomes a person. Yeah, she's a beautiful woman in that moment, and the movie just everyone's aware. How about So Hannah was trying to talk trash to big guys and then she goes, I don't care. I don't care.

I'm in this fun. It's Fine's like I'm spoil you and then I'm spored once in a while. And he goes, what if he buys her shoes in a dress and somebody else weird? Ship? Yeah, And they were all got like, oh funck shoes in a dress? Why did they go? Oh ship? Yeah? Why were they like because that's the

best Ultimately, I'm ultimate what yeah? I mean maybe they maybe someone maybe the producer Heather tipped them off to it, Like you know, if someone gets shoes and dressed, they're gonna win because that's the person that they want to marry. My god, you know that was what Heather was saying. Yeah, it was bad. Usually in the past it's never the

person who goes shopping that wins. And also because it's such a superficial date, it's so outdated too, of like I'm gonna dress you up like you're so pretty, let me dis dress you make sick. I was feeling nauseous during that, and I felt really outdated and the idea of someone being like, on our first date, I want you to try and clothes and they'll buy them for you. And you used to walk around. You look so pretty

in that one we have to buy. It was like I did like the weird ac dress with a fringe, but everything else was so pageant. It was so like old Lady. I was like cheer within, like grindstones that the commentators would wear really bunkers, pageanty, and it's like put on that dress and need me in the garden. Yeah, I dressed you up. And then when he kept going, oh, you look so good and kept like when you look this good, I have to buy and then I was like,

you're not buying it, my friend. Yeah, you're what money. Money's Chris Harrison's money, and we all know. I thought it was all there. They just get everything for free. Course, they just advert design and I have a theory why they picked Kalin for that day. I don't know. This could be out there, but I was very high last night when I was watching this. I was like talking to my cats about this. But I think because she's had a presence, like she's a known person that the

designers kind of like needed to. She's a known person, she'll stay known because she was in the pageant thing and she's whatever. So she gets wear of those clothes advertisement in exchange for getting them for free. Hopefully did you do body shots off your cat? Both my cats

houses cum hey. I My takeaway from that was like, that's so not real life like the because when you really in a couple hood, you're like, it looks great in your honey, but you've got five things like that, and we really want to know their outfits for one thing, you know their style. You also then go, well, we are budgeting for this exactly. You're spending a lot of money all these gowns. Maybe one of those items, but

come on, you're going to wear that. Yeah, you're gonna wear it once on the Bachelors by five, I mean, and then it's like it was them splurging and then like let me like here, I'm gonna tell it's a odd combo. And then she pulled his shoes out at the end like brag and I was like, you look like, I'm like, they're from what is this? Mad and blown away by the shoes. It's fine. It was like, you probably all have the exact same ones in your back right now for this trip. They were crying and she

saw that she was Cassie sort of crying. She didn't me, I'm happy before. I'm happy for her. But I think even if I was twenty three, I would have been like, oh, it's so weird that he took her there. I'm glad I didn't have to go like, I don't think i'd be seeing it that way. Also, they will never do anything nice like that, because I don't think calling that a job, this is not real's going to buy you anything. That's what happened when we watched those like two episodes

of Lauren Laurence. We watched it with Ben Niggan's Happily ever After and Lauren, and then they prying to each other with the orioles and toothpaste. Ye, and they and they and they hated each other. How disappointed she was to be in a one bedroom house. She was very sad about that. And she was like, and he really likes his garage and so we had to use it as our beds. Yeah, she hated it. Three of us. Oh my god. The first we were all super depressed because it was it was too real, because it was

no longer stuff like this. It was like, I'm in Denver. I used to be like a hot flight attendant and now I live in fucking Denver. Andy wouldn't get married on TV. Yeah. And then also like last night there I guess it was Kaylin after that date where there on that bridge and she was like, if it keeps going like this, I'll definitely fall in love with him. And I was like, what about this has been real? Like what about this is You're standing on a bridge

in Singapore? Now like this, nothing will ever be like, it'll never get better than this. Actually it'll only get worse. I Also, I feel like this season, more than ever, the girls are referring to him as their boyfriend and also saying that other people are dating him like they're they're seeing it as like a group relationship. Nothing is staring me more than watching The Craft with Lomon getting used. Can I just say The Craft with Lemon? I love

watching getting is thrilling me. I want to say Cassie was crying because her boyfriend was dating He and Cassie of chemistry side no, his sister. When they did make out, it was a good sibling is a good siblings connection. But it's hard to say, yeah, my boyfriend and this is someone I'm dating. That's so strange, Like it's just hard to see the guy that you're dating to give other girls presence because he's not really dating you and it's a group show and it's a reality show and

it's not at all. It's who Okay, before we keep going, who do you think it's gonna win? Let's be real him. Yes. For a while I was thinking it was going to be big guys, and now I'm leaning away from different people guys Hannah ge oh, Barbie Doll. No, no, no, no, no, She's not gonna win. I think she's they're poising her to be next batchword or something. I think I think Haylen's gonna be the next batch really redhead, but she's in my head. Okay, I think Cassie could win. She's

too normal, She's very normal. I hope they bring I think is a plausible person. But I think, I honestly think that they both have too much coming into the sexual arena of their relationship. I thought that both are dealing with a lot. And I don't know if he thought he was going to say he had had things happened. I thought something he said. I thought he was going to say, Hannah, she is totally a plant. Look at her. She also doesn't look she looks like thirty eight has

to know more about that. There is no way she's not a producer. Look out, look at it. She looks older. She's a producer. Or Okay, I'm gonna try to what planet understand somebody who like they is like an actress that they brought. That's what I mean. A plant. She's as like the Westboro Baptist shirt. I thought, I thought that Kirpo is going to go farther. I think she's super cool, like I know, but I think he's going to go far Chris, why is he listening with a

contestants so weird? Um okay, wait meet the cast. Oh they're all just the it's a horrible picture of cold looks so dirty. His face is so like a man. Right there. Well, I miss j I miss d j Agro two. She really she didn't shot. In her bio it says that she's a DJ and her DJ name is DJ. She's a DJ name. I thought that she was going. I really thought she was gonna. Okay, I want to guess Elise is going to be in the final four. Yep, okay, great, I'm gonna say, um uh,

what's her name? Go down? Keep going? The speech pathologists, I think she had a final four. I think um. I think Tasha has a shot yep, yep to get far. And then I think Katie is cutest one. I really think she's so pretty. He likes Katie, he also likes He also likes Klin. Yeah, oh and Caitlin. Those are my four. I will say Tasha already for all the names, Tasia, Kate. No, I didn't say Katie, Tassia, Elise, said the pathologist. And one more than already for Kaitlin, Tasia and Elise. So

who's going to be fantasy suitets. It's three. I'm gonna say of those three, it'll be Um, Kalin, Elise. I don't think Cassie's gonna make it. Actually, maybe Hannah g will make it that far. He probably want to blink her, you know, if he who do you think it's gonna win? Tanna? Honestly, I can't imagine him with any of the girls, to be honest with you, but I mean either, But isn't that kind of true? Like your gay friends before you know they were gay, Like You're like, I just can't

see him deep. Any of them seem like number one to me. I feel like at least doesn't make it that far because of whatever is coming up next week. I feel like she does something. I made a big bomb shells. I want something crazy go down. Yes, who do you think? I mean? I was thinking Hannah Gee, but now she has not done anything unless they're trying to keep them away from each other because he just

likes her so much? What I think because every time they are together, the conversation is so good and it's an obvious partner. Do you feel like he will have sex on the fantasy sweet night? Great question, that's even more that's a better question. Let's talk about the question. That's a great question because because even okay, he won't say that, he'll he'll be played coy, but he'll turn bright around if he does, like you will be able to act like he didn't. If he I think he couldn't.

I think he would be way too hard for him, because I mean the fucking pressure in a row basically or every other night. Yeah, he loses it to if he doesn't pick her or the other go will be like, yeah, well, it's like Ti Tex with all three of them or none. I wonder if he says he wants to save it for that one, so that he wanted to be too respectful and that way he doesn't have to do it. That's what it's what he should do it. It's actually

only that's the only right answer. Or it's kind of gross, and yet it also then makes you keep going like really, but then then you also go like just go through room. Everyone else does. It's not it's a normal part of the culture that we've established. Yeah, it's okay, it wouldn't be gross if he did, I guess, but it was. It's weird to lose your virginity and people that's that thing, like it's like it's too strange, you're yeah going on like yeah, for sure, Um, I don't know, I can't wait.

I know it's so what if he's like, well, technically I've had a ton of anal, but yeah, yeah, that's it feels really good. I would love if that was like a shell he just dropped in all of this for like, I've thought that. I'm like, he's he's probably done anal and gotten a blow job at least. How about watching him on the How awkward was it watching him make out with Hannah on the bed just running down I can't, I can't. And then then and then he made her make the bed afterwards weird and very

specific bring it down now. I honestly kind of missed that heat that was very particular about his bedding afterwards. Honestly, it's like odd couple level of like I like a straight yeah he really he made her tidy it up and like fold, and he was like no, no, pull it down, pull it down. Does he drink? He doesn't feel like it not enough because I feel like he's

I'm sensing he needs a lot of control. I don't drink because what if I say this or something right, because the other guys have definitely been like like Ari was all wine slash. Nick was like brown liquor slash. Then Higgins was Christian but still like glassy eye booze Christian slash. He was definitely drunk. Yeah, those are the three I've seen. That's why he's That's why this guy

is such a good listen to her. He's really aware of what's happenings, Like he doesn't just like blow a load every time a girl touches well, he's really good of making out for a long time. I mean, if you've had many years of just doing that, maybe that's okay. I guess so, but it feels yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like should go bad. But maybe that's why it doesn't drink so I can just control it, right attempting for him. I don't think he's gay, right, I don't

feel like he's that interested in the sexuality. He is the worst kisser I have ever God watching me. Yeah, like you gotta be better at that all you do, Yeah, you gotta kiss well and just bad timing, like he'll like that before the mouth is even there, Like this weird He's like zooming in on them to like the girls like we're like in and I think it's happening to me. My friend said that she my friend said that the big blond eyed one, but Hannah, Hannah Gee,

she said that I didn't notice that something. If you hear background noise, I turned on the heater. Guys, it's cold in here. Hannah. My friend said, Hannah's the worst kisser she's ever seen. I didn't notice him, wasn't her. I mean he was kind of like enveloping his mouth with her home. I think I have. They're all so weirdly horny for him. It's it just also feels like it's a show, Like I feel like they're doing it for the sake of performing on TV. It feels like

there's some level of like just performance happening. Cassie. It feels like Cassie really likes it. We don't see much of her, which makes me think that must be true because I'm like, she's just being kind of normal. I think she vibes him, and I also do think in a weird way. I think if he is trade, it feels like he is really drawn to content creator. I think so too. I think he likes the like sort

of I can put in my pocket and walk herround. Yeah, oh my god, she's so small compared They all really tiny compared to him. Yeah, Lauren, Well it's like that, Lauren, ben Higgins and Lauren they all love those little pockets sign. Yeah, they love the tiniest little blonde that are just kind of like, I'll do what you want to make me feel like a little kid. I feel like a little kid as a bonner. It's so gross. Okay, So then, um we have World or three? Got averted. Courtney is

a fucking joke. She always puts on a show. Yeah, um let's see she you know. Yeah, she just overreacted and that's like, you can't do that. I can't. She kept trying to talk to Demi instead of talking to him. It's like you just pushed Demi aside. Um, well, any time you spend your time talking about the other girl, you are wasting Press's just look insane. You'll never not look crazy, even if you're totally right. And by the way, in some ways Demi pulled it off without seeming crazy.

She was the one who she went right to kiss him right after she was done. She was like she's the cancer of the house and she's like, I love it um, and then Courtney said, like a real cuz you should probably take a time out right now. That was so condescending. I just, I just, and I love Demi saying I'm okay with having the balls of saying to Colton, there's a girl here who sucks. Maybe she could not suck one day, but for today she sucks. I love how many times she keeps referring to how

big her balls are. I love it are. She's got huge balls, huge balls. He'd be so delighted, so excited to be so excited. He'd be like, it worked out. And then she said, well it's ding dong the bitches, Dr Demi cut out the cancer. She made the mistake of fucking with me, and now she's out the door. No more fucking freaking leeches, I mean. And then she did say that she held up a toast, was like to know, more leeches. And then I was like that, we don't get what you're saying. And then on Yaka

threw up, Yeah there was that. I mean, now nothing, I don't even know what to believe anymore. Yeah, I think she had the trash. I do. I do think she threw up that little man who was like behind the trash and was like, no, that's like, yeah, sure, I sit behind a trash can. So who do you think it's gonna win? I find the trash can and take it for but that if I have to pick someone, just who's gonna win? And then who's going to be the bachelorette? But I think, okay, you know what, maybe

maybe Hannah G will win. I think I think Hannah G could win. I think Kalin could be the bachelor. Yeah this one. Yes, I don't want Kalin to be the Bachelor, though. I'd rather she go into the world and have normal functioning relationships on television. But that's interesting to her, and she wants to do her platform. I mean, the platform is worthwhile, but I you know, I just fear I feel like that's the angle. They will take it as like she's got a great platform, so why Yeah.

I also would rather see another black bachelotte, though I feel like chel Katy was Katie seems so normal and we haven't got anything out of her yet. I feel, yeah, she loves sushi. Yeah, well that's interesting. That's enough to do whole What's her, what's her name? The last Black Bachelor, Rachel Rachel? Did she pick Brian because Peter would put a ring? She really liked Peter, She loved Peter, and then she told Peter that she's living her best life and that's when she lost a lot of us. We

all loved her. And then you, Peter, Yeah, guy, we're still together, still together and Brian, Yeah, are they married? No? But they all live in Dallas And according to somehow deep diving I don't know, this is all in like the deep recesses of me knowing some contestants. People say Brian is better than they want him to be. The people like them more than they want But can't you imagine after that moment you pick Brian and then all you do is think about the other guy. I'd be like,

why did he say? Do want Mary? I've heard Peter is the one guy with integrity. He he was a normal thing to say, though I'm not ready to be engaged, but I do like dating you. And he also wouldn't let them make him the bachelor. He actually was like I'm out, Like he actually tapped out of the franchise, like I like living in Wisconsin. I've got my workout thing, like I have my training diet, run this boot camp like he was the hottest thing ever. And he wouldn't

let ABC force him. He actually tapped out. It makes me like so much, I really am. Yeah, he's got the gap between his teeth and to the salt and pepper hair. And he loved dog. Remember he used to be a model and then he got an eating distorer's for he had an eating disorder. He's got depth. People, everyone thinks he's gonna win. Okay, okay, let me honestly go into my depths of mine. I wish it was an Elise. It's not going to be what I wish. I wish it was Elise. I would be happy for Katie.

I would be so happy for Katie. I fear they always picked the tiny blonde. I think they can't help. Even when they then go pick Becca, they go, wait, why didn't I pick the tiny blonde? Give me Lauren? That was so messed up. I fear. I think it's either going to be Cassie I like her, or Lauren with the huge eyes. Hannah. Hannah, Hannah was a huge I'm like blink, blinking, you wish what happens. I just thought of your theme song and I got excited. I

got excited. I got excited. It thrilled me. It was very delightful in the look of glee on your faces, and I was just like, where is this, dude, didn't know it's happening. I didn't love she's so she feels like I wanted how to explain that. I mean hearing this all you, Sarah mean with your mouth open, but you're not saying these words, but they're in my ear as if you are. It feels like you're mentally communicating out. That makes me like, her name is Lorna Kiss. It's

so mad for you. Don't didn't really sum her up. I love it feel like it's just is. There's something so amazing about you, just floating towards the place I love you. Ever had such a look of love coming to I haven't. Actually, you're staring out of your mouth wide open. You're going, oh my god, I love fun on the go, get my first time. Oh my god. It was so exciting. And then Debbie, Debbie freaking out,

what the fox? What the Ryan Sofie just did say, Yeah, of course I have his name is all that makes sense. That does make sense, Okay. I In conclusion, I say, either Cassie or a big guy Hannah. I wish it was Elise or Katie. I think it's gonna be a little, tiny, little tiny Handy. Yeah, what do you think, Tanna? Yeah, I'm thinking either Katie, Kaylen or Hannah Gee. And I'm I think it's gonna be Hannah Gee because she just has the vibe she does. She has the perfect little vibe.

I think Kylen is going to be the Bachelor at Katie. I think Canna Gie too. I think Kylen. I think Haylyn and Hannahy are gonna be the last two. And I think Caylen's gonna be the bachelorret Yeah alright, I really didn't want to and candid gy, but now I

really do. From this conversation, Um, well, you guy, the other Hannah gets voted out, that's going to be a big relief, just to finally she's the one that set It's just like it's burned down the other cuckoo handy when she gets voted out, Hannah b or whatever she did? You notice too, like when and and you know, God bless everyone in their god given face, but without her makeup on, like she really has a breakout, Like she so what I said? I was, like, she's so stressed.

I know. I looked at her because I used to get sister acne and she needs to use what I use. Why don't you tell everyone else? I want to tell you right now? What the heck? What is it called? It's ray Share. It's expensive, but it's worth it. And you've got to give him your email address. Oh this is the way you're okay? Yes, it's ray Share Biology nineteen seventy. You need the original. It's a toner because whenever I fly, I fly with my hand on my and I would get it all along my chin line

and it wouldn't go away. Game changer. It's important. There's somebody out there who needed that information and biology Gray shares biology. Yeah, will you guys? What do you have before we do tweeter the week? Where can people find you? What do you want to promote? Queen? Oh my goodness, well, I have a movie that just came out depending out on this is coming out, but it's The Unicorn Jailer

looks so good. Thank you. Go watch the trailer. Um it's in theaters select theaters February first, non demand, February five on video on demand. So go watch the movie. It's about me and Nick Rutherford play a couple. We're trying to have a threesome and we go and meet a bunch of potential unicorns to have sexual interactions. Unicorn is someone who has threesomes and helps Hooradic got back Bennett, we got Colney, we got dre Hemingway, we got Lucy Hale.

I mean it's a very stack cast. That's a fun funny sexual wrong comedy, Bone Zone, Rob, Where can people find you? Well? I just finished the two episodes on n CS New Orleans. Yeah, you doing out and also the show Bosch. I'm gonna be on that, Yes, and um on Supernatural always and uh, you're gonna start doing stand up again because Rob is so funny. Yes, and I have big plans. We've got big plans, guys, you

can find I will be performing live. I'm doing stand up February eight in rose Bill in Roseville, California, one night only. Hey, have any of my friends in Sacramento Roseville Theater, please come, come, please come, And then I'll be going back to Atlanta to start doing season two of instageable soon and uh, Patreon, we're gonna We're going to start posting episodes next week of Ali's season on

The Bachelor, which is spectacular. On Bachelor restor Elia about short of Australia, and um, that's about what I have to say. Tanna Katie, Uh what do I have going? I don't know how you can listen to my If you love Bachelor and Middle Eastern politics, you can listen to my podcast. I think abiguous. I'm starting a Vanderpunk Rules podcast, which is just gonna be me being psycho the show. It feels necessary. We tried all in the World, and we tried watching for Patreon. We tried watching Lindsay

Lohan's Beach House. I couldn't do it. I watched Sad. I thought it was only I thought it was only gonna be half an hour, and it was an hour. And all these shows are asking too much about too much. I can't. I couldn't commit to that much. Like Ashley Simpson's UM reality show, which I did watch all of it minute for her and her husband, I don't think so. I think it was like a six APIs order kind of deal. Um Diana Ross's son Evan Ross. Oh yes, really,

I worked with him. I loved to fascinating to watch her again. She um, your bravos, but she she said, um, when you know if she and Jessica Simpson always say like the wrong thing and they're kind of dune. She said she was wearing fox fur and then they were like, do you mean Fox was just like, um, I'll read one email email us. Here's a here's one email. This is ah at Rose podcast at gmail dot com. This is from Megan Sanderson a Mormon perspective. UM. As a

bachelor addict, I truly love your podcast. I have a secret wish to be Twitter The Week winner, but my boss follows me on Twitter and that probably wouldn't go over to Well. I listen to San Francisco Sketches episode and I have some clarity and what Brian Softie called soaking, it's also called floating, and it's basically just docking the dick and not moving. So I'm truly deluded. People think this isn't having sex and they've cheated the system in

some way and are still virgins afterward. Nope, it counts as sex and Mormon terms. Just wanted you know that it is definitely not a normal more insects practice. So there we go, floating, floating, isn't that exciting? Docking the dick and not moving. You just stick it in, You just stick it in and then and then you're like chats yeah, and then but that's still secks. Yeah, yeah, I v it goes inside. Yeah. And she's just saying that's not a Mormon thing. She's saying that that's not

there was something, but I don't know, Brian. Yeah, Um, are you guys ready for Twitter the Week? Katie, are you ready for Twitter the Week? Yeah? Tweet of the Week. I just want you to know that Adorable said that, who wrote I have an album coming out wrote the lyrics for that one. Hannah wrote that. Seth Thatt, who's at Basebone one. He emailed us and that is his ring Cone. I love it all. Right, here we go, here's what's in the running. People have been on fire lately.

We have a very fair system. Anna, I can't look at my Twitter when the show's running because so many people tweet at me about it. So Anna, Nil, sit down to fifteen or twenty and then and then I pick like five, and then we narrowed down to two. Okay, here we go Number one, Megan Corbin back at Meg Corbs. Tasha makes Colton look like a good kisser, and that reason alone should make her the wrinner. I mean that is good beard material. Okay, okay, okay, this is okay.

Nikki Lameshka glad to see the Bachelor finally bringing the truth. There's nothing a single man in his twenties who is definitely straight loves to do more than provide fashion commentary while his date tries on clothes at an international mall. Just true, Okay, Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker, Christopher Harrison, you shady little bitch. I so would have called Hannah by Kalin two and then bas Street Girl reply he should get an oscar for that performance, and then Cheyenne

replied for reals but like for supporting. He couldn't have gotten the lead, but Hannah could. He could have gotten the lead, but Hannah didn't. Dinoh screen, I would nominate both of them. Asked me to um Abby Rose, Hannah g tonight. Colton acknowledged me in the biggest way ever. In other words, he got a boner. That's so real. Okay, here's the I'll do one more. I wonder if they cut away and he's like finished. Sham sham at sham

Sham one three. If Demi were a pinata, she'd be filled with star Our Patch kids and Old Delia's catalogs. I like that. I was also another one from sham Sham who said something about how Hannah g asked him to create content all over her. Oh yes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that's right. I don't even know if he's a kid. Okay, um, all right, I'm gonna say narrow down to two sham

sham at shamp Sham two one three. If Demi were a pinata, should be filled with Sarah Patch kids and Old Delia's catalogs and um Cheyenne Constant Christopher Harrison, you shady little bit. I so would have called Hannah be Kalin two. He should get an Oscar for that performance for reels, but like for supporting, he could have gotten lead, but Hannah didn't. Dino scream, Dinoh scream or um Delia's catalog scream, Delius Delias. I think I'm gonna go Delias. Okay, dealing, Okay,

sham Sham, you win, sham Cham two on three. If Demmi were should be fill with Sara Patch Kids and I'll do his cotalogs. Thank you so much. Email us at Rose Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Like us on iTunes, comment, like us, follow us on Facebook, Patreon, Lauren Rob so good, Anna, Katie Blessing, Thank you so much. Art and m Artist touch a bit, but are sweet but ardent. She's top, that's out of bed. Yeah, I'm gonna get all up and getting it feels so good.

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