"She is a Praaaaanccesss!" With Sarah Colonna

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mysterious romantic dreams come true. I don't need to know what your jam is, but I do need to know if you'll accept my Rose no entering Colm going out to the newly w I'm not talking about Joe, Joe and jordanas I'm talking about Necessary Colonna and her lever John Ryan. Ye, she said this Rose legally, She's got the naked lever plays football all start sept my road. I go, oh my God, sweet listeners out there, this is Art and Marine. I am so just thrilled to

be at the finale for the Battle Rock. Will you accept this Rose. I'm here with Katie and Anna girls paget and shooting right now, and Aaron has been completely obducted by Texas. We're hoping she's alive somewhere in Texas. Don't be afraid of my voice, you guys. I got Laryen Dridas. I full on lost my voice Saturday Night Live, Saturday Night Live, this show that didn't cast me, but no Saturday Night I did lose my voice, but it

gives me this is doing the show. And then I went out dancing afterwards, which I do like once a year, and then I, um, I did nudy dancing. No. I I actually like when I thought my friend was hosting like a dance party, and I thought it was like at a house, and then it was like at a club, and I was like, well, this is dumb, but I need to go dancing. And I went with the boys from the play and they all were smoking and I was screaming like an idiot, and then I woke up

in the voice. By the way, I am sitting here. Can I just say how excited I am to be here. I am with a woman who really needs no introduction. She is a best selling author. She was on Chelsea Lately with Me, she was on After Lately. She's a headlining stand up and more important, she was most probably importantly on your resumes. You were one of our favorite guests that we've ever had on the podcast. I did put that on my resume right after I left. This

is Sarah Colonna. She was on with her husband John Ryan, and we weren't married yet. You guys were about to get married. How sweet is that? How is he doing? He's up in Seattle right now, him back to training camp. They started already. So he's the punter Seattle Seahawk and he let me wear his supermowl. He did. Did you tell him you were coming? Doesn't let everybody do that? Know? You couldn't, You couldn't know. He was very Yes, he was sad that he couldn't be here because he loves

to talk about thee Chree. He was just a doll baby. And next time he comes down here, we gotta get you. Both of you back on okay um and you had your your photos on Instagram. You know what day did you get married? July night? And where was the wedding? Come on, did you have the best time? I did? Yeah. I was actually depressed the next day because I was like waited that parts over, not in a way of not excited about about John, but you just had so

much fun. Yeah, it was so much fun. And I was like, wait, how does that go by so fast? And Ross Matthews married you? He did, yes, So in some ways, you guys are almost like the Bachelorette. Like, in some ways is this was via like social media and TV. You met Twitter and and like things like he liked to on Twitter and things like that, and like, you know, you're a success story. Yeah, but unlike Jojo, I picked nice guys. That's the same. Okay, can we

just just to start the episode on? I believe we need Katie and Anna. Can we just fucking just get on for one second? We all just say, Jojo, what the fuck is wrong with you? It's like it's like, okay, you say, let's just cut to the chase. You're like, oh my god, I need validation. I need validation how much? The only one she picked as the one that didn't

validate her. How much fucking validation do you don't? Actually, you're so fucked up she is, And especially when even when they met the family, and and I love when the family was like, well we like, well, we like Robbie, and she was what do you think at Jordan's And they were like, well, Robbie asked for your hand, Jordan didn't, what about Jordan? What say about Jordan? What Jordan's said? Dad? Like, I was like, well, she already picked who she wants.

Why do we even have anyone else here? And then and then I just love like how upset she was and how awkward the date was with Jordan the whole Yeah, it was just there was not so much because this was the first time with Robbie. I actually was like, oh, they actually seen the like guys, now, I didn't even wasn't a huge yeah, but I was like, Okay, he actually seemed sweet. He's like, I get it. And when she said she woke up with clarity, I'm like, clarity

that you had the worst date of your life. And then the guy didn't even ask your dad for your hand and didn't ask you she showed up with a bag of funny hats, but didn't ask your fucking hand. And Mary and then and then her date with Jordan, they just seemed like they were not getting along. They didn't seem to like each other, like they were just like it seemed like, I mean, it seems like he realized he was sucking up, and yeah he came back around,

of course he did. She's stupid, She's fucking stupid. It's like the girl looks great in a bikini, but like this princess thing, this princess, Like first of all, how much does her sister want to kill her? Like, like her poor mute sister just sits there like her, like they've raised this one daughter that it's like they're princess princess. And then the poorer sister who kind of looks just like her, who's probably just so sick of like Jojo

can't be heartbroken. Jojos get trusted shues. Okay, so if you got trusted shues a new boob show. JoJo's hits are great, though, I do want to say, but if like, if you've got trust issues, you've had about ten really good guys, be like, you know what, I love you and I'm going to take care of you and then you put the one shade ball who do drinks every time you go what do you think about the future, He's like, I don't know, what do you think about the future. Like his shady answer of like why he

didn't ask permission. It's like you have trust issues. You did it to yourself. And she wants like I think she wanted like fame adjacent, like she's so he has like a last name, even though all the and Chris Harrison was really just stop talking too, because it was bad enough when they did, when they were doing it, when Jordan was doing it, when Jojo was doing it, and you could see the devastation in JoJo's eyes when she figured out they really don't have a relationship. She's like,

oh my god, yes, exactly exactly. But then Chris Harrison was like, like he kept bringing it up and after the Rose thing he would not hire us any better. Stop all right, before we get into this, Katie Anna, do you have anything? What do you overall? What do you want to say to somebody? What is that this coaster was stuck on the team. I don't know what She's like, there's like this this this disgusting coaster. I can't believe I just touched it of like a chicken.

That was like glue to the table that she's peeling off with a pen. I don't want to know and nerdiced or like at meltdown what what glue was? Um? Okay, ladies, is what do you want to leave on the field? Overall? Right now, before we get into this, twenty six year old should have been getting engaged and married. Also, he's already got job. He got it in Dallas. I don't know if it's in Dallas, but it's he's not going to Dallas. He is not today. He's on today. Okay,

so he's not going to Dallas. All right here, all right, I can't wait to hear about their breakup in six months of course it has all right here we go, let's get and by the way, does John have any good info on on Jordan's football career? We didn't even talk about now, just that he gets He was like, it calls him pro like former pro football player, but he never played pro football. He was on a practice squad. He never made it to a team and never played in a game. So he was like, why do you

get to just put former NFL quarterback. That's like underneath and remember Beyonce backup dancer Arta Marine. It's like I danced alone in my basement to single ladies. But I mean, he definitely tried, and it just certainly hard to make. But you can't. You can't just then pretend that you played when you did it. But the NFL today like tweeted a congratulations to him and Jojo and then showed all these videos from him playing football in college because

he never played an NFL game. So I'm sure you've noticed, like when you tour when I tour, like, we both did hundreds of Chelsea Ladies. When you tour them with they'll be like, oh, this person, it's like that person was like an extra in his sketch. It'll say, like Chelsea Lalys. They I have never heard of that person. I was on the many times I literally never seen or heard of. I don't think that person ever did

the show. One time, somebody, um, there was somebody opening for me and they had them introduced that him as a Chelsea Lately person, and I was like, and not only he hadn't even been on it, he was actually just fully lying because I was like I should right on that show, right, And he's like, yeah, I was just like we just thought that, like like there's just like no fact checking. Oh my god, Now who were you rooting for? Like, who were you rooting for? For

this season? I was rooting for overall, for anybody who. The only person that began to root for at one point a little bit was Luke me too. Yeah. I kind of ended up liking him. It was weirdo, but then I started like me too because he was like a normal person. When she cut him was the moment was like and then and then her devastating reaction, It was like you like and then every like herself, and then and she fans herself and her perfect mascara doesn't drip.

And then and then she's like, well I had a good night's sleep, and then I feel great secure in my decision. Okay, here we go. We're in the Finelle, and this was just talking about like this was just in the preview. So we started out close up on her mom's face, her mom's face, her mom talk to me, I love Mom. I was the only upset that she didn't drink during that episode. I felt like Mom needed some sharp She didn't drink and somebody clearly drugg those

brothers because I was waiting for the mouth kiss to Joe. Joe. Yeah, I can't believe they had enough self reflection to see that they looked like the biggest knobs on TV. They actually I don't know if they did or if she was like, listen, this is my dad. If you guys want to be in episode two or whatever, season two of whatever, you know you can't do what you did with Ben say, you're going to have to act totally normal. Or maybe she did like chop up some some beta blockers.

So then we go where we were there. We have Chris Harrison hosting, We have her dad. The combo of her dad and her mama amazing, like, did you, guys, I don't know if it was a national thing. Did you grow up with the time to make the donuts? Guy dunka, don't it? Like I feel like he's kind of a time to make the doughnuts. And then he married her. Lips up, ladies, And and if you learn anything on don't will you accept my rose. Don't touch your lips, ladies. You can inject your face with whatever

you need to inject it. I don't care you can botox it, you can do weird filler. Just don't touch the lips of the telltale sign now because you can tell you you can just be like, I don't know, I've just been out of the sun. I've been out of the sun. I don't know. I gotta I gotta, I gotta peel. I got a really good peel. Like whatever you need to cut out gluten, I got, I

stopp drinking for a week in my face. Rost do what you can, freeze your face, and just don't touch your lips because because because we know it's like Caitlin. Caitlin didn't have lips like that before she was the bachelorette, and then she came back to the lips Yeah, and they got and they were like sideways, they were sideways. You know, it never works. So then we asked us with the jewel tone audience members waiting to watch this, like, did they send out the memo it's like the daytime

except for the lady and the cheese. Had they never fully acknowledge? Right? That is? Um, I guess that was, you know, a shout out to Aaron Rodgers. But I was like, why are you, I mean, don't you know that Aaron doesn't like him, so you shouldn't be here supporting him the whole thing. They can't. They've got it, and they've also like what was once funny with Chad and the meat, they are like they're so killed the joke.

It was like a fun joke that you had like one New Year's Eve, your friends still making too many jokes about in March. It's like, okay, we laughed in New Year's Eve. We get it. I like meat. And then he still I don't like how he stood up and sort of talked to normal for a second, like I've been through a lot. I lost my mom and

then he just lost his mind. But that was the other day, was like you can't throw down your mom's death and and actually being a marine like to try like like now you're just a dick because you actually just use your mom's death to try to become the bat, like you actually are that. Okay, so then we have um. Any time they cut to Ben and Lauren, I just wrote she is not happy he kept having to pull her at him. Did you notice that she looks captured

and pissed? Well, I feel like they it's weird because they're not only are they sitting there, but it's also like Ben chose her over right, So yeah, I feel like that she's either like why are we even doing this? But even in like there was a preview that they showed for like Happily ever After, and like it was like him and a you like like an eagle shirt.

He had like a USA with like an American flag and an eagle on it, and then she looks like captured, like he's like holding her like I caught a blonde one. I texted Aaron fully let me see. She texted back she was um, and did you know that Ben was trying to run for some sort of a Republican Republican off Yeah, republic Colorado. And then I think they said no you can't. Yeah, you dumb dumb, Yeah you're dumb. As ABC was like a I think they have a contact.

Yeah you're a dumb dumb you're a bachelor. You can't also be the governor. It's because the Donald Trump. Everyone's like, I guess a good run to h you know what the scary thing is he might win. Okay, So then we get to fouquet. Is that how you say it? Thailand? You say guys I mean it definitely sounds like fuck it,

fuck it. I like that, Like, all right, so they're in fucking Thailand and they're at the Marriott again, really small room for like the big finale, like I felt like last year when they went to Sandals in Jamaica, they had much bigger rooms, but they went Marryott this year. Um so, so we have so there we are with her family and they didn't she say, my two older brothers. I think there's a third brother who didn't come, and then her sister who wasn't allowed, Like she wasn't allowed.

She was like Cinderella like but like the one upstairs to scrubbing the floors, not allowed to say anything. Yeah, well, because it's her moment. So then, um so then the mom. I cannot get enough of the mom. I know, but I really wanted her to be drunk. What I did love about her and we can get to it to say, but when Jordan arrived what I loved about when the when the mom pulled him aside, there was a moment where she was like, you're very sexual. You women are

going to be drawn to you. Like it was like basically like will you fucking me now? Like like on your lips, Like I felt like she was kind of flirting with that. I thought she was at first at the moment, but then I think, maybe I don't like jo she has trusted. Okay, so he shows up and he actually looks he looks right with her family, like he actually like he kind of fit in. But he showed up with that bag of hats. Yeah, I don't feel like he looks right with anybody. Jordan's with his hand.

I don't know, he just he just seems I mean, I guess he's kind of that guy that can um charm, you know, just charm anybody maybe and like parents or something by saying something dumb or you know, maybe you want to you know, maybe called mom hut. And then yeah, Ralph Garman was here last week and he was pointing out like that, like he only knows how to talk, almost as if it's a post game conference, like or

is that what how what do they call? Like like only talks like you know, we played a really good game and you know like, yeah I got a little bit, I got I got blocked out there, but I just gotta go practice order, like like there's not a moment of really even like fake humanity, like he can't even he's so polished, but in a really truey way. Yeah, when he started writing a letter to her later, I really wanted them to keep a close up on it the whole time. Second book at his handwriting and look

for spelling errors. Oh my god. You know when when him and I met like and also like he he just when they had the letter, when they had him reading it and her reading it and the letter, it was sobs. I was so embarrassed for America. It felt like it's so bored. It felt like that movie that what was that Sandra Bullet movie where someone mails her a letter and she gets it in the past or something. I don't know that I found what. It felt like

like he's the lake House movie. I fell in love with him, but he was a hundred and unfortunately I was only seventeen. But about I got a letter arrived time marked, I'm a job woman. Okay, So then the mom don't do your lips. So then the mom, the mom was trying to fuck him. And when he said she is my best friend, I thought, do you have any friend? Or she you're only are you fucking kidding me? By now? First of all, you haven't even spent that much time together. She's my best friend. Yeah, I mean

he probably doesn't have like she probably is his best friend. Now. He probably doesn't have a lot of friends. He plays a lot of bros. Oh yeah, but now he isn't nothing nobody can really open up to. He did continue a season long thing of of a of jaggings or yeah, and also um, like those Henley T shirts Yeah, and lady blazers. Yeah. He obviously told him exactly what to like a lady blazer? Do you feel like like a

Lady Blaze? Henley g and a tightly bigged any musumo like like, and they were always so tightly pegged and then the crots would be like a little too big. They never quite fit him, right. I I'm not paying for a tailor. I'm not gonna pay for I am going to tuck and roll the bottom. But my yeah, it's like and like his look. I have a real strong thigh. I find it hard to buy pants like I find when you've got a strong particularly you're going

in the skinny gene area. If you've got a strong, meaty thigh, it's hard to find when you can actually yeah, so it's like hard you want more of like a straight cut or like a blue cut, Like thank god that you know not to You don't want him to peg that much. You don't want to point out like wow, she's got some meat on her thighs. You don't want to do that. Okay, So then we get to give me your word you will never break my daughter's heart. And he took a huge gulp and took the biggest

pause and he said, absolutely not. And I just re down, liar, like I just felt like when the mom was like when she called him on it. God, he said, well, do you feel like maybe he meant absolutely not, I won't give you my word. Oh I like that. Maybe he was absolutely clearly I'm going to break your daughter's sorry. Yeah, So maybe that's his out later when you promised, he said no, you said you read it whatever you want.

You wanted to know. You were trouble when you walked in and your lady blazers, those pegged jeans, your lady blazer and your colorless and your floppy hair, that flappy hair, what was amazing And we'll get to it later. But Robbie showering and his hair was exactly the same in the show was dry the whole time. It was I don't know what, I don't know if he takes his shower and like Dodges at the shower hair show, they pointed to it. At one point there was this close

up and I was his hair was totally hair. He didn't get it in there. His hair so okay. So then the mom, I felt like it was trying to The mom goes to talk to Joe Joe afterwards, fully trying to sack abotage. The mom was like, annoy, you're happ but he's a bright light. He just you can't have two diamonds shining like a diamond. You need one ruby, one diamond. Were raised to be a princess. You must be a princess, not two diamonds died. Two diamonds. Counteractitude,

deat negatives don't make a positive. They don't make a diamond. I'm just talking. I've had so many, so many two and alls and barbituates. So so then she says, me and Jojo, Me and Jojo had a great time, but he didn't ask the dad. And then when she brought it up to him on their horrible date, horrible date, he talked in such circles of like and like, I don't know about you. You just got married. I I was not raised to be a proncess. I was. I

was not raised to be a human female. I was just like I was raised to be a clown lady comedian. Like did you grow up fantasizing about the moment a man was going to ask your dad for your hand in marriage? Like? What are you talking about? Are we the same speech? Yeah? Even in fact, when John did do that, I was like, oh, I didn't even didn't even occur to me that you had to do that.

I mean, I didn't even think about it. The amount of discussion in time of like we all think about it, and him saying I've always thought that moment when I go ask for this hand in marriage. And she but they had talked about it before, right, so she had told him that was important. And then he still didn't do it. I mean he really and he was like, no, I made it clearer. I made a clearer Yeah, I was. I felt like you were in great. I made it clearer that I love their daughter, and I felt clearer

about that. So then they go they go on their date and and she says, oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry, it wasn't it wasn't that yet. So then so then Robbie shows up, she says the exact same opening line, Sorry, I'm so sweaty, both guys. When so he arrives the exact did you notice? Um? Sorry? But last week to did you catch that? She said, our very first breakfast together? She did, both of them, but I did. I did. It was like she just has lines to say to them.

It's so great, and she does. When she cries, she does like there's like this weird like hand, there's like a weird um yeah. She and Caitlin also, Caitlin also had a weird crying thing well and mostly Joejoe fans herself. It's not very often that tears actually come out when you're right. She gets upset. She fans herself, and she says, I think I'm having a panic attacks, Like I think I'm having a panic attack that I've I've given like seventy two hours of my life to this and Ben season,

you better fucking reward me. Bachelor in Paradise, Like, I love this show. These are two boring bachelors and they don't even announced who it was last night. Here they're going to do it tonight, Paget texted me. Padget's theory is they want Luke, that Luke doesn't want to do it. They're trying to figure out if they can get Luke or if they can deal with Chase. They seem like they really want to Luke and they kept saying you're ready for love, ready for love, you ready for love?

And he was like, uh, huh, are you sure right now? Like I feel like they want to feel like they really lean towards that Chase would be such a snooze, so they know just like just like Jojo and Bed. Yeah, I thought Jojo was good. I was a big Jojo fan. I was excited and oh my god, I just really need the verbal affirmation. And then I was like, but it's got to come at the right time. You got to be first and saying I love you. If a guy said I love you ten minutes into a date,

get the funk, like get out terrifying. Yeah. How long did he says he's about you're his best friend for four weeks? How long did it take John to tell you that he loved to Um? It probably um? It was probably about three months. It wasn't really that long, you know, Yeah, but we got to know each other really well. Three months is right, it should that's what it should be. Yeah, we didn't leave you hanging. You're like, it's been three years and he's never said it right,

and he wasn't. We weren't each dating people at the same time. You weren't. You weren't. Oh my god, but you and Gerard Leto were beautiful to I know. I was happy for you, though, um okay, so that I'm kidding guys, in case everybody out there, although that would be excited, I would be so happy for you. I did a movie with him once and he held my hand for like one second and he told me I was funny and truly I was like such an idiot, like, oh my god, Jordy, like I couldn't he like yeah,

like he was so pretty, so pretty. I've literally never watched my hand. Happy for you to hear that story, my god, thank you so much. I remember being this hand. Oh my god, it's not been washed. It's two thousand and three. Okay. So then he shows up and he's getting as as I believe last week. I think it was rob Benneredick point it out. He does. Robbie does look like the box of it just for men Beard box. Oh, he does. Fully, maybe that's what he does now that

he is a former competitive swimmer. Does seem to have a job, former competitive swimmer, who's gonna have money to have like this country club life and this golf links and does this family have money? Do we figure out somebody's got to have money? You can't not have money. I feel like you've got to have money to pull off striped socks, a plaid pocket square, a bout near any like checker tie. On National TV with New Teeth

was last night, you're gonna have driving loafers. You're gonna have a stripe stock and a mutineer and a pocket square and a stripe tie. You got money? Yeah? I can't remember when his parents. His mom was the pot stir. She was like they were all drinking out of the plastic tumblers that had the wine glasses in them, so they had there was a plastic wine glass inside a tumbler. Then it said Rojoe on it, or it could have been Rojo for red wine. But I prefer Rojo as

in Robbie and Jojo um um. So he shows up and the brothers were very subdued with him. The mama felt like a lion, and I wrote, tits mom, Robbie, what does that mean? Did she have him out? I think she really appropriate. I think I noticed that not only did she have lips, but she had like that that that Joel whatever her last name, miss Fletcher. I only know that because of the letter that he wrote to her, my nammate Joe. Joe's miss Fletcher. If you're

Robbie Well. At one point he called he said I love Joel, and I literally was like, who is he talking about? It took me about Jojo When we had Christian on here, who was one of the bachelor's who was one of the adorable ones who got cut off. He was saying at first, like what was weird about it? He said, it wasn't so much like being in the house. It wasn't so much that the cameras were around. He

said that he kept referring to her as Joel. He's like, but Joel's there, and Joel's a celebrity and we all know Joel. By the way, side note, I got to FaceTime with Well last week. I would accept his rose. I just want to say, I just I learned drunk snapchat. Um, it's not too late. He's well, he's going to be on Bachelor in Paradise, so I'm sure he's And there's a new one he did. He did one for the finale. You can watch one now. He was as cute as

can be. He has um T shirts that he sells, Tacos for Life, Taco Save Lives, and all the proceeds go to help the the National Humane He's adorable, so you can go, oh my god, is he adorable? But anyway, so they all call her Joel so um. So that's when she says she is a princess. We raised a princess. And she says, you need to raid, you need she needs to become the Queen of heart. Is that what

she said? And then Robbie his answer when he I have to say, when he was actually talking to the mom and the way he was speaking to both the parents. I've been fighting Robbie because of his falcon hair do. I was in I was like, okay, you know what, You're not my type. But he was so lovely. I thought, all right, Robbie, I accept your rose. I you're a good guy. Yeah. I definitely thought he really knocked it

out of the park with the parents. He seemed like somebody that Joel should choose to have with her parents, that they seemed to be a good couple. But in the minute she started asking everything about Jordan's I knew he was out of course he was. She also seems fucked up enough that if they were like, we really like Robbie that, then they then she would be like, well, you know, if they were like, we really like Jordan's,

then she would be like, but what about Robbie. That's what they should have done if they wanted her to be. She doesn't want who they wanted. I arrest my plan, says Pran Sas. So you was she was to be the queen of heart he was? And when when when the dad started crying? Wait, let's pause for one second. I'm gonna pause, Katie, I'm pausing. Okay, when the dad the dad started crying like and that I found her dad so sweet with Robbie. Yeah, he was really sweet.

Do you have a nice dad? I have? Well, which one? I have a couple to have a dad and stepdad and they're both really my Stepdad's very very sweet. He's he lives in Arkansas. How long has he been stepdad since? Oh gosh, first since I was like eleven? Did he raise pretty much? Yeah? Pretty much? And then and then I have my dad who's like not, he's more than you know. He's a drinker. He's a salty dog. Yeah, he loves to drink salty dogs. Oh my god, and

my dad would get along. Okay, So the other sister looks like she wants to kill Jojo, like just having men fighting over Joejo. She literally didn't say one word. She didn't speak. I didn't even think about the fact that she didn't say. She didn't say. Literally, they should have either not had her there or let her say one thing, like what do you think, Amanda, or like I think Jojo said, you can be here, you can get yourself on camera. You can't talk. I think Joe

Joe was control that ship. She was like, you're not you're kind of cute. You're not taking my thunder. Yes, this is my time, my time to shine Joel's big day. Yeah, maybe her sister should go out with Robbie. Oh my god, what that would be? So that would be so I would watch that happily ever after. Oh my god, that's

really smart. Yeah, let's do that. We don't know anything about her because she doesn't speak, but you know what, I feel like we can get I feel like I feel like he probably like constructed his idea of Joel in his mind anyway, so like they look pretty similar. That's true. We could get into a nice weird off the shoulder neck nude based bandage wraps, kind of strapless

neck hauled for dress like that fucking dress man. There was a lot happening that dress and those jeweled heels that she put on and then immediately took off to google at the letters. Well, I know that was so funny because she put them on and then when she went to go get the letter, she was bare for his barefoot and they were like such stupid specific heels, like and like that's just an editor thing, Like you can just edit it later. Why edited? Like who? Who? Who? Like?

Who fund? Did shoe designer so hard? That's like, no, we'll get a nice close up of these bejewel sandals, like the weirdest pageant like pageant sandals. I know, I feel like the Dallas and her can't help it like she still got a little of that Southern Girl pageant and then that dress at Africa. She had an extra ponytail in last night she was attached to another pony. She You're absolutely right, because like she's actually like I think she's so pretty and it's like and she was

like whoever did her makeup in Thailand? Clearly got like like tip, like some kind of like some fever that she could like like it was a new person, Like it's hard to mess her up, Like, who the funk out of that extra partyca last night? What was that? Okay? So then um her and I she goes on her date. It's she and Robbie, I wrote boobs. Oh yes, underwater

camera she looks great to be keeny she does. It was weird when they kissed under the water, though you can't make out it was dirty and it was kissing underwater. There was a crotch. There's a crotch shot from when she wrapped her legs around him, like when they were facing each other up yoga move. There was a moment of her coming into him where you could like fully see the camera like in her cross Oh I didn't even catch that. I catch I catch. I catch that.

That's a kind of that's the kind of notes I take out. This is I'm like my brother like is on his second fucking company, and I sit with a no I sell dildos, and I sit with a notebook writing crotch shots about the bachelor boobs twice. I've read boobs, I've written no I've written tits, I've written bad grammar. I'm the grammar police, and I'm like super into her boobs. Okay, So then um sounds like she needs to be I

don't even know, I don't know talked into it. So basically it felt like her whole relationship with Robbie was I believe you're not going to cheat on me. Like it felt like she was talking herself into like like on the whole time was like on paper, I felt secure with you. I'm looking at the photo. Yes, that was fun. Like she was clearly trying to talk herself into it. She even said that I just wanted it

to be you so badly. She said that to him, and do you know what else she said to him, And this is up at the end when she broke up with him, she said, I know that you will love me for the rest of your life, she did say, or until the day you died. She said that I know that you will love me. I know you would have loved I don't know something. But it was really bizarre. It was almost like and I know, like he started to be he said, I'm so disappointed because I know

and I know you love me. Until I thought I was like, what, you can't say that to him? I thought that too. I felt sorry for whoever, Like sweet future wife, it is just like, bitch, please, you can't put your inky spray all over him forever forever. You don't get to claim that choice of a way to break up with someone. You just get that at the Marriott and Sucket Thailand get to say. You don't get

to do that forever. That's not cool. I mean, at least she didn't let him propose, but that was telling him that he was going to love her and tell the dates. I know, if I I wish you could go back in time and be like, bitch, please, you know what I mean, Like if some guys said that to me that I was like obsessed with, I would almost be like, thank you for freeing me from you right in this moment, Like I was going to be

obsessed with you and that incredibly narcissistic do. She comments, you just freed me, and I thank you process, process Joel in this fledger of your nasty I thank you for that. What's her middle name too, because at one point there, yeah, they're like, they're like Joel Hannah her name said like it started as Jojo and then her name just kept getting longer. By the end of the seat the end of the episod, kind of Elizabeth Woden

hame a lot fer Higgins fleedger Jen. Yes, okay, so then I kind of was jamming on her ambree bell sleeve dress. Did you like that? I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. She has it's it's like every episode she has one really good outfit. That was it. She looks great and a pair of jeans and thigh high over the knee boots. Yes, she looks great and short. She has bad gown choices like her evening years or loses.

It's a little over the top, but her bell sleeve ambree dress was way cuter than what Jordan got for his shitty night date, which was like a sweater, which was she was pissed to him. She wanted to be like, why didn't you ask for my dad? Like that was like she probably told that wardrobe people like give him at outfit he's on, he's in trouble. Yeah, he's in trouble. Punish him. So she kept saying it's all about her feeling it, not about whether she feels it too. It's

only if she can feel it. But it's fascinating. And it's basically each guy that she got to the point except for Jordan's, that she got to the point where she could actually feel it. The second she would feel it, she'd scan her brain like AI, like like, okay, I'm not responding how I should responding. I finally got what I wanted because it's like kiss of a Spider woman and you're out. The second I can feel it, I'm gonna cut you. That's so true. Yeah, definitely what she

did with Chase. She even brought him to the Fantasy Suite and everything. Alex show Luke like, what more do you need? Do you know what? Alex has songs on iTunes? No? Wait a minute, will you pull it up? Please? Can we play one? No? Starting not Alex Luke, Sorry you no no, no, no, Luke Luke pow okay, will you google that we might need to hear one. Okay, So then I have to say I appreciated when she said you made me feel what my worth is. I thought

that was very nice. Um when he was saying, I know that you got hurt last year about Ben, that was like two weeks ago, Like, yeah, I believe because I had a podcast about it and I started I started my podcast in January, so that was at least March when you got hurt. So now it's that's so true. I could I forgot it was even that close together. Yes, And I like also by the way that her trust issues don't even seem to stem from Ben. So if you have major trustes, it seems to be like from

the guy before Ben. If you have major trust issues, why go on the Bachelor as a contestant? Because she likes TV? She and her brother was her brother was He was one of the bachelor's on Evil Longoria's dating show. I love pointing this out that when they came in mouth kissed, when they kissed, when Ben sees came and they were like, oh, it must be noice for you to be in the Keppard. See picking all these ladies. They were Ben on the Fox Evil on dating show.

One of them the Bachelor. Yeah, oh can we play it? Oh my god, you guys, here we go, Luke. This might be the new bath. Maybe maybe this is why he can't. They have to try to figure out. This makes me so excited? Should we plug it in? Here you go? Get ready? Well you accept this Rose, You know what, you can get your Adam and Eve item out and make them get ready to make sweet love for two and a half minutes. Guys, that's as long as it takes right. I'll made you hard out of roses.

I got all the pillows from pure one okay, because it's like a Nashville guy. This one's called following Me like Western No I remember worse. Okay, there's another one I kind of like. It's called tungsten Steel. What is it? Tungsten steel? Please spell that? Can you use it in a sentence? Ship? I'm bad because he got a look at us, and I got a couch with y'all knees. I'm being through this milk. I really love Luke on

the show so much. He was my favorite. Him and James Taylor and I also liked any bought cowboy boots. Make out this, Yeah, I can make out with the first one. I feel like I can make out with the first one. I feel like it's well, I can make out too, and I think I can make out with him. Yeah, no, make out with him for sure. Was definitely like because I gre up in Arkansas, so I definitely went to like up bar where somebody likes this play a song, definitely okay, I believe that. Yeah,

I love a two step, don't get me wrong. Yeah, I mean I've made out in Texas, don't get me wrong. But I mean it's definitely terrible. But I kind of liked the first one, the first one. I didn't mind the ft too, being my ring tone. I's MS Ryan. I wonder if that's why ABC can't confirm it, because he's like, I mean, he might legitimately feel like I have got played my music. I can't be on the batchelor. But maybe he'd get more more pressed if he was

a bat because all they all they did. Maybe he's like, you gotta stop playing the soldier angle and started playing the singer angle and the like, but we want the soldier the singer Soldier the singer soldier songwriter. Okay, alright, So then Jordan's date so finish at Robbie. So he gave her all the photos. That was sweet. He gave great date. I did feel like she glassed over when she was like, tell me about our night together and it was like meat loaf, burnt meat loaf and kids

in the other room in nine months. Nine months is too soon? He should have said, like five years. Yeah, I feel like you have another song? Oh should we hear James Taylor song waits We Love James? Feel like James Taylor is like a legitimate. We got to FaceTime with him and he was actually kind of hot, like fatime with everybody. Let's face I can. I can try to FaceTime Christian let me text Christians he's a villain. Okay, I'm gonna try to face is like legit, pretty good

cancer advice. Yeah, what horses kissing from? It ever been strange? And I feel like I knew he was like can sing onthing, but like it sounds more like fe tale. He's not like a certain country. I guess I can't think right now. This is about fairy tale. You can get on huge. Aaron totally deveilable if we want to call her good shooting Stone even more free day Jas Taylor next, I would like him as best. I would like him as the best stupid. I like that. Okay,

all right, I just texted Christian. We might be able to um, we might be able to face time Christian too. Okay, here we go. We're calling. We're gonna call Aaron Foley in Texas, right right in Texas. She's writing on this TV show. She's writing for like a ten year old comic. That's amazing. Hello, Oh my god, I'm on. Okay, you're on the podcast. Er believe we missed you, girl. Sara Colowna's me and Sarah Colowna. Okay, okay, right now we're up to just so you know, we're up to Jordan's

evening date. We just we just we're finishing up Robbie's date where he gave her the photos, and now we're up to Jordan's the worst date ever, the worst date ever where he wouldn't own up to the fact that he didn't ask for the hand of marriage. Elephant in the room. What is your overall how do you feel just generally overall about like how this all ended. Um can I say that now? Oh well, I just the whole time when it was so pro Robbie, I was like, oh, it's gonna be Jordan's like it was so it was

so pro Robbie. I was like, that was like and then I thought, oh, maybe they're doing the unusual twist up so pro Robbie. Then it's Robbie. And then you know, when the limo pulled up in like the long Duck John Dong shoes came out, I was like Donald Duck pulled out. I was like, oh, it's Jordan's you know what. You also, it's never you never want to be the first person in the limo. If your first, you're getting

sent home, right, But Donald Duck those shoes. Man. Even if she had chosen Robbie, she switched her mind right when she's stuck. She was like, hold on, did he just pull up? Okay, we'll just we'll go ahead and do it now. But then we just have to tape get Jordan backcare gone because I didn't do those yet. Um um okay, so that date, so we're on the dates. Basically, we're just based to catch you up. Aaron. She needs so much fucking validation. Robbie's actually be doing it right.

The brothers were drugs, the sister is mute, so and he actually we that's the fixture was an extra. I had no idea she was part of the family. I was like, who well paid that one to sit on the edge of the couch. I didn't even know she was part of the family. Christian wants to FaceTime us, and how many minutes should I say? Ten? Ten minutes? Okay,

we're gonna FaceTime with Christian. We're just going all out. Okay, Okay, So then um so so so, then so so they have the worst date ever and and then so she's like, why didn't you ask for the hand in marriage? He's such a liar, He's just he just talks. Yeah, he didn't answer. He wouldn't he wouldn't say anything. He was like, I just didn't know that you wanted. I wanted to be up to you that. Yeah, He's like, I made

it clear, Yeah, you make it clear. To clear, you have to say, well, can I have your her hand? And can I have Joel Hannah Montana's Fletcher hand? This Fletcher of you nasty and put it back on her like just when he put it back on her. I was like, oh god, I paused it because my girlfriend, gwyn I was faced. She didn't have a TV, which is suspicious, but that's all right. And then I put like Her on face time up to the couch. So we've been watching it every Monday, like face timing her

and we and I paused, and she screamed. We both screamed out he put it on her. It's that was the worst sign now now and he's going to do that to her for the rest of their life circle because I do think he doesn't like women like I'm sorry. I do think at the end of the day, he's never going to deal with it. I don't think he wants to get into the bone zone with her. I

really don't. When he when she put her hands on his boobies and he turned it backwards and made and felt her racing heart with the back of his fingers for the first time in the theory that he touched her check when she when she would have made his family, she said, my heart is racing, and she grabbed his hand and put it between her great fake rack and he turned his hand and put it backwards on his fingers in his and his lady Blazer and with his lady is, his wovenly hips, his time, his duck hair

and his lady Blazer and he and he and he touched her boobs for the first time ever in Theory Backwards. I was like, that is not a guy that was to get in the bones. I did not see that, and I love that. That's amazing. That makes I didn't you said I have no life and that was about three episodes a guy, so so he talked in circles and blamed her. I was like, well, you, I don't know there's another guy in this. I don't know, well he said. He was like, I want to know where

you are first. Basically, it was like, if you don't say I love you first, well then how can I ask for your hand to marriage? Guys, we have too FaceTime Christian after the episode, unfortunately, but we will. We will, Okay, okay, I'll tell him. It'll be twenty minutes. Um. I love that you guys get up sucked into the Robbie. How

did yes? We would? What would? We actually found that we we liked him more than we wanted to, even though at after the Rose he did show up in duck shoes, striped socks, a checkered boutineer, a pocket square, and a striped tie. But but we found that we actually found him to be sincere and sweet, and that we were then rooting for Robbie. Yeah. I liked him, Yes, I liked him last night better than Jordan's. Like between the two, I was like, well, I guess that's you know,

I guess I'm going to vote for Robbie. But then he and that was the first time I liked him at all. But I do feel like both he and Jordan takes They probably take so long to get ready. Yeah, if you look at Robbie though his hair literally shower shot of him with that hair not moving, it didn't get wet. I'm telling you, I guarantee. They were like he was like, you have to get a special shower head that goes around my head because it can't get wet. Can't.

It's like an infection or like if you have like a cast or something, you're like literally like it cannot get wet, Like I literally will die. Like when they watched him coming and I just get actually looking for like the angle, like how do you even get your hair like that? Like how do you do. It's like it's like a Mrs Doubt doubt fire face mold. It's like he's got a skull cap on and then that's not and then he puts the new skull on and JoJo's mom puts a new face on the Can you

talk about it? I know you love Jojo'sma's face. Can I just say decide? Note how happy I am that. I'm also like I can actually text with two bachelors like that. That the fact that I'm texting with Christian right now because I am not a big Texter while I'm like doing things, but the fact I feel like it's like allowed if it's with a bachelor contestant or somebody who who's just about stor in paradise. Okay, wait a minute, JoJo's mom's face, please go, Aaron, fully go

the lips the lips? Was she it was? There's there's two moments, the initial three moments. One what was that woman doing at the end of the couch? And I realized maybe she's related to the sister? And then to um, how how many years did she like or how many jobs did the husband have to pay for? Like several faces? And then three um, I raised a princess. You need to make her a queen. If I was the lady, if I was Robbie, I'd be like, I'm gonna take a pass, and I would right let her run to

a bar and get hammered. Yea, if someone said that, if someone said that to I can't imagine if my parents had said that to Johnny, be like, well, now I'm leaving. I raised you need to make her queen. Literally, my parents dressed me in my brother's old clothes. It's like we raised her as a young man and you need to once in a while remind her that she's a human female. Like it is. It is truly like you've seen photos. I don't know, sarahcene photos. I'm gonna

find one for You're not going to be disappointed. I mean truly, they did raise me. It's like, look, we have one, we have one set of clothing, and your brother came first. So we raised your as we raised your brother, as we would raise any young man in New England as the young man of New England. So that can you Yeah, I'll find them while you guys chat for one second, chat amongst yourselves for one second. Well,

the mom too. It's just uh well, yeah, I mean I feel like she maybe that's how her dad because her dad's a little calmer, so maybe he sort of treats her. Maybe he sort of instilled that in her. The dad combo. That combo, it's like, how did the dad and the mom hook up? He must be really rich, right, Yeah, you know. I also was surprised that's how well behaved. The Brothers were good show of last season. I feel like they were like drugged. Yeah, you know that the

producers were to be about that. They were like, wait, where where did the Bobbsey Twins? And they're just kind of like still life. Although I do think that like Robbie's like the ultimate cardboard cut out, you know, like he could be saying anything and they were all like, yes, yes, Robbie, Um yes, he was fully full on cardboard cut up. I can't find the really good one that I want to find. Of photos. Here's here's that happened, But that's not the young man. I look, I actually have a

dress on in those. But I'll finding I'll find them one I'm looking for later. Find the one with the camel. It's someone, it's I know, it's someone on the bike. I'll find them one on the bike. Um, that one is my favorite. Okay. So then they go on. So then they go and they have they go on, they go on their horrible date. They go kayaking, she goes over, he blames her, and then and then she goes home. They send letters to each other, which is and they

read them. That was so stupid. It was and especially since they all read them, Miss Fletcher back and forth the letter reading. And it was also like, here we go, I found the photo. There we go. I'm the one with the helmet and the dick shout out. I'm the one with the shadow like at the dick shut out, like the load, the load of my pants, I'm the one with twice the amount of hair. And old men get their stomach start or whatever. My fall to my stomach started to ste here together at the age of four.

That's amazing. I will put it on our Facebook page so everybody can enjoy. It's really this one. This is the one you've seen that. What haven't you pointed out that it was that I did have like a full dick shudow. And I'm also the confident alpha and this, I mean I just assumed you were the one. I was like, oh, you were a bruten back then. And then that's me, like, this is not a human that's been raded to a process. This is a human that's

been raised to like go into comedy and hosted a podcast. Okay, we'll put that on our Facebook page. Um, okay, So then okay, so he's a liar. Um didn't ask for the hint of marriage. He doesn't want to marry her. He doesn't like ladies, is what I wrote Robbie in the shower, So then they had to pick out the rings and then and then Jordan's lame lame loser phone

dials in permission for the dad. I mean, that's it was so weird and robotic and just like it was it was almost like he was just like ordering Thai food Like it was so like, you know, three burgers

to like it was just so cut off. Yeah, and it's like he had to do it because he then he had to write the letter to tell her that he had done it, you know, had done it, and doing it like also over speaker phone, like you're on an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Like nobody actually speaks on speaker phone like that, like you know what I mean, like doing that. It was just like like you're in some reality. Well I guess you are, okay, So then her and me for the rest of our life.

That's what he wrote. No, it's that is not the proper phrasing. It's gonna be her and me for the rest of you guys are dummies. She put her hooker shoes on to go get her mail. The mailman's arrived. She's thankfully got her hooker shoes on, which mysteriously disappeared when there, and then she was reading the letter at the same time. They're both of their hair. Both both both Jordan and Robbie's hair were insane the whole season

with the season of hair mishaps. So then they go So then they go to the cut to the audience. The entire Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are there. When they were when he's reading the Miss Fletcher Joel Hannah Fletcher Fay, why were they there? And she wasn't a Dallas she's from Dallas. It didn't make some some producer wanted to like titting funk off the tip. I was like, yeah, she's from Dallas, but you know, every you don't have

every year. Now we're gonna have like the cheerleading team from wherever the yeah here it comes to Golden Stay Warriors. Um so so then out so, then so. Then Robbie arrives first with his loafers and striped socks. Being first is never good. And it was just like I felt like this charade. I felt like it was always Jordan's. I feel like it was Jordan before the season started. I felt like she pushed away any guy that actually loved her. He's gonna break her heart. And I felt

sorry for Robbie. She's hit home every guy that actually loved her and I and I felt like I felt like Ben and Lauren don't look happy, They're not vibrant. I also felt like the set, like the setting around them was weird, Like they had like a random barrel on the side. Yes, yeah, it was like the person who was supposed to decorate this set that day was like, I don't know, I don't I fucking I lost everything.

I can't find anything. They were like, I don't know, get a basket, gets sound up, my daughter park shipwreck, my dollar goes so far here? I had such a fucking vendor. I lost. I blew all the budget. I blew all the budget. I don't know where I've been since Tuesday, stole stuff out of like kids bedrooms in Thailand and decorated this thing. I woke up in some chick's house in Thailand. I don't know what happened in

the last four days. I'm sorry. I know a Walmart shipping container like ran a ran a breath on the sand. I know I was I know I was supposed to build a pergola. Fucking lots that you guys am so fucked up right now some woman, So I think I might be married to some fucking woman. So then hookers are killing me. So then when Robbie walked away, he actually looked like a mannequin. He looked like he had a stick up his and his hands were held like a manetah. And he didn't like sad either. He didn't.

He actually looked like he was over at No, I guess you go. I'm no longer a former competition, I'm no a full time male man. And he didn't find the full shower head because his hair going to be touched. He said that time he was half boy, half mannequin. His transformation to a mannequin. He's never living in present day. Everything is former former human, former swimmer, former contestant, form,

full time mannequin. Okay, So then so then up shows fucking Jordan's and his fucking tight his suite looks cute. I will say it was the one thing he got right. I felt fine. I mean it was good looking man good. It was nice to see him outside of a pair of jaggings. I was like, are cute? Yeah, I mean I forgot the first night you were in a suit and your last night you're in a suit. Finally a non pair of jagging Yeah, jaggings. He just got his lady blazer he put on. Then he got a cheap

rollerblades everywhere everywhere. You know, he's got one of those longboard like like skateboard long boards, um like that that are sort of like that. Okay. So then she shows up in her weird dress at the after the Roads and Chad throwing down with his dead mom and that he's a marine was so embarrassing, and Jordan was just such a spin doctor, but and and they were both so full of it during even during his proposal, She's like,

oh my god, is this happening right now. It's like, well, yeah, you know it's happening because you guys already talked about it. He picked at the ring. And then somebody, and I don't know if it was I think it was Chris Harrison. Somebody said the phrase quote talk here's my ultimate grammar police, and that was when the family was drug into this. It was Chris Harrison, and I was like, the family got drug into this? Are you fucking kidding Chris Harrison,

Shame on you. I don't feel like he misuses words. He said, your family got drug into this. Yeah. I can't even comment on that. And by the way, Jojo lit up like a fucking Christmas tree for the first time ever when she heard she was getting a free week Atnemical in Pennsylvania. I first said that they were doing a bit like ha ha ha, they got they're providing a free week in Enemicolon And it was literally like what like I won the book like a free week, And she was like, I love now. I got fucked

in the hot tub. I look in the wood hot tup. You guys were just in Thailand, Yeah, yeah, you were excited, Like how much of it in Pennsylvania exactly. I finally I can get away from Thailand. I get back to Neemical and Pennsylvane. Yeah, you know, Jordan's like, this is not what I was hoping would happen when I pretended to like you so that I should get on TV.

I was hoping we'd got a nicer places. Yeah. I didn't think we have to go back to Nemical in Pennsylvania and our biplane when we did, she took the biplane to Nemiclond work for the US Post Office. She did the biplane and then they went fucking dog mushing on dirt. That bummed me out. Oh I forgot that. That was a bummer. That was a bummer. It comes in like snoopy regal Beagle delivering mail, like drops into like, oh my god, the old man's house in the middle

of Pennsylvania. So here's the thing, guys. Here we are at the end of the season. Oh something move here we go to the end of the season. I feel like, first of all, Aaron we called it with Paget when we looked at the photos, were like, oh, Jordan Rodgers is gonna win. Obviously, it felt What did we say about Robbie. What do we say do we say anything

about rapping? It was gonna be We thought it was gonna be Chase, and we we picked Derek, I think, and um, and then I went wild carding and picked Vinny and uh, Paget picked the Paget picked the Hipster, which didn't last very long. I mean, what do we have listened like? I actually I hope they do pick Luke because I actually feel like Luke although he does have a record, he does have a record thing. Can can't you just have a person? What do you mean

a record thing? Oh? We just listened to Luke. There's songs of his on iTunes, on iTunes that you need to listen to immediately. Luke. Luke has a song we've been We just played him on the podcast. He's a country singer. He's a country singer. Sweet Jesus. I thought, I guess we didn't know his occupation. It was like former war vet, right, yeah, for more full time country singer.

I mean, what do we First of all, I could not be more excited for Bachelor in Paradise, which is I'm going to immediately run home and watch, like, give me some fucking entertainment. Give me some entertainment. It wasn't very entertaining, and it was clearly going to be We all knew who she was going to pick, and I was excited for her. I liked her, yeah, like I really liked her. The family stuff was just really like,

oh my god. When her mom was like princess and says queen, and she was just like why then you asked my dad? I was like, is there all the way around? Like, what is happening? Yeah, my dad, Yeah, I had a princess you needed me. That's some insight into what she's probably like a giant brat. And then the sister is like, Toby, go clean Joe. Joe's sucking garments out, Like maybe that wasn't his sister. Maybe that was like a seat filler. Guys, I'm not I'm not

positive that wasn't a seat filler. I swear to god, it was just then I paused it and I was laughing forward. I was like, who's that lady at the end of the cap, Like, she doesn't even fit in, she doesn't sid in, No, who is talk to? Literally, she didn't say one word. She didn't say one word. She didn't say one word. She didn't even like shake her head. She was expressing list. I don't even know if she knew she was in public. It was bizarre. So maybe she's Maybe she's the drug woman that was

responsible for putting the barrels on the beach. It was found. She was like they felt bad because for her set designer who got so like somebody like revied or drink at like a bar. So they were worried about her. They let her sit on the set just to make her feel safe, like a safe space, and then they were like, you know what, Jenny really need to Let's just have the tire on the beach and the cancer.

She kind of looked like they didn't pay for the tip job for her, but if you got her a nice tip chop at a halter, she could have been JoJo's sister. Yeah, that's true. Guys. Friendship ladies, before we do the male grab bag, what do we have to say? Who are we rooting for for the Bachelor? Who do I think? Luke? I'm rooting for Luke. I don't know that he'll be that exciting, but I mean James Taylor will be great, but I think he went to Paradise, so it's not going to be him. He did go

to Paradise, to paradise. I think he did. Really, I think he's going to be I think he went to Paradise. I got excited. I think he went to Paradise. I think they're not showing I know, the rectile dysfunction. And doctor went and he was in bed with somebody and one of like he actually wrote Evan and then he gets beat out by Chad and the blood. They can't find his vein. There's blood everywhere. Um, guys, I can't

wait to see. Allegedly Chad gets kicked up when he calls a lady that the sea word and then actually ships his pants is when he's escorted at the rumors that he calls a woman to seaward and just his pants. Let's how do they make it so how much? How? Why can't they make the about sir and about Sirrette that good? But they because I think they try to. They have to protect the bachelor of the bachelorette, so they give him more alcohol on Bachelor in Paradise, and

I think they edited to like that the person. They're still the fantasy, like the perfect cat, right, guys, I cannot I don't even know what to say. Sarah, will you come back on for about stor in Paradise? Oh my god, Yes, but I can't wait wait to get home and watch it. Okay, when you go back. I was almost like when you said you couldn't do this, until a little bit later in the evening he was like,

does she know batch in parent? Blame me, blame me, blame When do you go up to see I've never seen it before, but we're gonna be so fucking happy. It's just it's especially after this season and last season on The Bachelor, You're gonna be you really, finally, finally, so entertaining. You're gonna love it. Yeah, people just lose their ship. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it. Oh my god. I can't wait for you to see it.

When do you go up to Seattle? I'm going next week, oh, this weekend, and I'm gonna go for like two days. But then you'll be around, so yeah, maybe we can have you on like two weeks. Okay. Oh my good Sarah. I cannot think. What a pleasure. Thank you, Aaron Um, such a joy to have you back. Ladies Katie and Anna, will you stick around into the mail grab bag with me and um, oh my god, thank you so much for doing. Thank you another seas to hear your voice.

I love you too, buddy, I miss you. By you guys. There were so many good tweets this week. We had so many good tweets to pick from, and I want you to know there's a very I have a very fair system. I go through, I see the ones that I kind of like, but I but like, I mentioned a few that I like, but I let Anna be the one who sort of narrows it down and then Anna, Katy and I get to pick. So there's a full filter system. But please keep emailing us at Rose podcast

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Oh yeah, that helps us. Yeah, we tell your friends, tell your friends, tell your friends, and we are going to do Bachelor in Paradise, so there'll be a new enough could not We're finally we'll actually have like a good show entertaining guys. It should Nick File getting a fucking ring? Who the fund is he engaged? Do you think it's the mom? But that should him making out with like some fucking that he's a shade shady player, but he's so hot. I know, I know who do

I want to make out with? This I parative I'd make out with Wells first, Jared, Nick, Nick, Jared? Who else? I have to I forget who's there? Christians? There is? I think Grant is Grant there? Because yeah, Grant and Jared Grant picking out a ring too, I could trust see his cat too. I think that Grant. I think I think he's a shade ball. Who did bring up with this girlfriend? Did you believe? Oh my god, Oh my god. And then again, I know this is airing

right now, you get to go home. But I like the sheer fact that that Chad is maybe hooking up with Lace is going to kill Lace? Yeah, I know, I'm I worried about Lace. Um Okay, so here we go. We have tweet number one in the running for tweeter in the week. You guys, tweeter the week. This is very important. Laura Nickerson, which is Laura nicks nine. Her tweet is Jordan's what's going on in my head? Sandwiches mostly sandwiches. Number two Johnny Cupcakes. Uh but the real

question is who wore it better? And it was and it was Joe Joe at the at the after the live, and then it was Amy Poehler and like a really, I'm a favorite. That's a good one. It's a visual ones So if you guys want to see it is John four two oh one is Johnny cupcakes. Yeah, we can post a picture. Okay, here's another one. This guy's one twice seth vat Basebone one. He always does well arden RN. Kudos to Robbie for saying all the right things in time before his battery died. He has a

fucking cybor. The aliens him and like had to like make robots that seemed like humans. It would be hit. I like that. That's my vote. My favorite is when he like did his hair, my friend did. I rewounded to watch it. I was like the hair and I imaginally makes this, Oh my god, the hair is ever since THEO called it the falcon, It's a full and I felt like I felt like Jordan's started doing the falcon, like it went from being a dumb tall hair to

do the kind of a falcon. Okay, Nikki Saint Gee, she's in the running with who's the real winner though? Who's the real winner? Though? JoJo's blue sequin dress when she's squat crying or Jordan's peggings when he's on one knee. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. We have Corey Diller. JoJo's dad looks like the b t K Killer. I think so. I thought that was what the killer. He was like, this guy that killed all these people and he was notorious. But okay, we'll look that up. Okay,

we'll come back to that. Jazz Bends tweeted Jordan's said unvalid. That just goes into my god, really, I did not pick that up when he said it. Oh my god, he looks like the bet Kay killer he is. Oh I got it. I was the gay killer and I think he is him. That's creep, just like, oh my god, that's really good. And how many people did the beg gay killer? Good job, Corey Diller. Okay, so then we have um, okay, Jason Martinez, which is at yah yah dude.

Uh yeah, yeah the dude. So who's the random girl on the couch they flashed to on the couch twice, which is of course JoJo's sister. Um, her name is Rachel. I looked it up. Casey, Oh my god, poor Rachel. Rachel, you are not the prince, says she's joel Is prince says you want not to be the queen. She the queen and the princess. Oh, she is totally like the one that they like make scrubb the toilet. She's like chained to the toilet in the basement they bring out. Okay,

poor girl, Casey. Casey run In tweeted, Okay, so I didn't ask for your parents hand in marriage, but I made them were silly hats. Jordan Rodgers, which I quoted earlier and which I love Jessica, which is uh, I am semi sweet. Is JoJo's dad wearing a doctor Phil costume. I love this, but after the BTK killer, Um, okay, this is a good one. Heather Gardener tweets Jojoe's brother quote we all like Jordan's JoJo's dad, well not all of us. That's pretty good. Um, we've got a lot tonight.

Bonar Elliott says they skipped right past the brother's mouth kissing Jojo. I have never been more and disappointed in my entire life. I was texting you guys being like, why are they so jay? I know, I know it's happening all right, So I'm gonna narrow it down to five and then you guys get to vote. I'm gonna do brother's mouth kissing Joe Joe. I'm going to do um. We all like Jordan's, well, not all of us. I'm

going to do um. Oh, I we didn't do the one I do like, which is like they said them to bring the mute sister all the way to uh okay, I like Jojoe's dad looks like the b t K killer. Um, I'm gonna do kudos to Robbie for seeing all the right things in time before his battery died. And then we'll do the Amy polar dress with a battery died. Just like, does she have bruises under their Why is

she hiding her neck? There's something funny going on. Look like a hand going up to strangle yes, stress Okay, So the winner is for tweet of the week and we have it's a photo. Will retweet at Johnny Cupcakes. Um, real question is who wore it better? With the photo? Weill retweet it. I will retweet it at artam Marine and then I'm going to say my runner up is Corey Dealer another week and wrote Joe Joe's dad looks like the b t K Killer You guys, Thank you

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