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"Replicants In Paradise!" With Beverly D'Angelo, Rob Benedict and Paget Brewster

Aug 08, 20191 hr 24 min
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Beverly, Paget and Rob join Arden to discuss the PREMIERE OF BACHELOR IN PARADISE!!!!  Barfing tacos! Stagecoach humping! The Meatball! - Arden predicts who will GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES! - Paget is BORED by this prediction! - New Rookie Beverly thinks Blake has already done bone zone dance with Hannah! - Rob does his impression as Dean's Dad playing the part of Dean's Mustache! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! 

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Oh my god, we're in We're in the safe place, everybody. Things are so good. Oh my god, this role is down under the premiere slitacept this role, Oh my god, I do accept. There's so much drama already, so much it's weird. Yes, Julio, welcome to a very special episode of Will You Accept This? Rose? My name is Art and Marie. I'm coming to you from my boogie garage. So excited to be doing the premiere episode of Bachelor

in Paradise. Thank you so much. I just much before we introduced our guests that we all dressed up with the REGs, dressed up a because it's a premiere and we're excited about our brand new We have a pre mer guest coming, but we're gonna save her intro for last. But we wanted to make her feel welcome, and we wanted to be be dressed up to it felt fancy. To my right is a woman that I adore who looks great in her podcast Black Tie. Let's give her the longest intro ever. Oh no, oh yeah, here we go.

She's a secretary out this day she passed. It's a hard time he ever traveled. Eye listen that's not this pageant. Bruce stops upon a round her call, but then she'll say, my name is Paget Brewster on the Secretary of State. You want peace paying things. So I love her, I need her. She's my friend. We want the wow. Is there a radio edit that that? That is Paget? How do you feel that song? I love that song. It really is just pure feeling. It's all. It's truly brings

my feeling about it's to me. It feels like how I felt with you on stage in Nashville at the karaoke the Lesbian karaoke bar. That is that is you've You've captured That's how I captured that feeling. Okay, to my left is a man that's so handsome. Let's give him the craziest intro, the longest craziest intro song. Bobbies on a vacation, all away talking. That's happening so mad. I want to say, you know, I like my Bachelor

of the Year is a little bit. It's tortally. I've never done like metal love d The Cats, I mean that's Cats. Actually is the new show. That is Cats. That's you don't have to see Cats. That is the Cat that's the scariest trailer. Oh, Rob, it's so nice to see you. You look so handsome. You dressed up. I did, I did. You're in your black ty summer from Aware. You look at black and white on we have kind of thing. We dressed up. You're so handsome.

Are you feeling so good? Getting ready to go to Paradise? So excited. It's my favorite show on television. It is the most important show ever. I'm really excited. Are you excited about our new guests? Super excited? Okay, let's give our new guests a proper intro. You may know her it's still Rose from the DVA show and say super or maybe Nora's Ellen Gus Wall that that is an entourage But I know or as my friend be really Angela we love wow. Yeah. She always does everyone to

loan her seventeen. I ask everybody. In fact, even I even sent Debbie Rye and a Venmo request for seventeen. She did not. She denied it, um, but then she sent me seventeen cents. Beverly DeAngelo, welcome to the podcast. It's a pleasure to be here. But I just want to point out that I go with you. It looks so good. You look beautiful. It looks great. It's actually

the exact same. It's a very specific color palette, and it's beautiful that we're gonna have to get a shot against that at the at the very Here we go. That's how you do it. Here we go. Um. Beverly and I befriended each other season one on Insatiable. She played Stellar Rose uh, and we just hit it off. You were so great on that show. Well, thank you. I'm sorry that you got murdered because it would have been fun to hang out with you again. Well you know, but here I am. Did you know a lot of

your scenes were with Debbie Ryan. That's delightful. Debbie and Dallas and Queen love her. How could we not love her? And you're also friends with our friend Lauren Lakis. You are in a movie you did wear in the Unicorn with her and our friend Lace Pass. Yes, I am night. I mean you can't go wrong with that. And you've been listening to the podcast, but you were like, I

want to do the podcast. I've never watched The Bachelor, and I was like, why why don't we start with Paradise the great the most important television show on Earth and you're all in now, I mean, so let's get started. Before we get going, we want to address one former controversy. Hannah. Apparently last week Tyler Tyler, I guess went and spent

the night at Hannah's. There was pictures of him leaving her apartment, and then like two nights later he was in Brooklyn with Gigi Hadid at the Soho house and then he had another Davis. It was hard to watch some woman blow it so hard with such a handsome man that was paying fall to watch, like he's so out of her hands. Reached now the wrong she picked the wrong guy. What about Dylan? I mean, Dylan is the sweetest guy ever. Dylan. Well, we're not talking. We're

talking about Hannah the other hand I Hannah the Bachelorette. Yes, there's two Hannahs. So it was the Handah that picked the wrong bachelor and then the hot guy that she liked in thee the Bachelorette. She picked the bachelor who actually had a girlfriend. H Yeah, and now Beverly's versed in Bachelor in Paradise. Yes, it's right, you know, when the period of but you know, I mean, but you're but you know what everybody's Debbie entered as a rookie.

She was our rookie last season, and now you're our rookie this season. You're Rookie of the Year twenty nineteen. And I'm constantly asking them to remind me who is who? Okay, well that's the hand is like, because I don't know what there's Hanna got a hand. There's been like four Ashley's before. There's like it's it's it's not easy, and everyone's spelled different score kind overall the first two nights, I mean, how do we feel about Paradise so far?

I think it's going to be a fun one. Yeah, I think it's great so Far's he reminds me so on his season he was sort of like the sweet pea that got that got bro. He made it to the second like he proposed, he made it to the final two, and he was sort of the nice guy, kind of dork gear and she picked more of the alpha male and we've seen this happen a few times.

We're sort of the nice guys. I think a lot of women are like, oh, he's safe, he's sweet, and I feel like he went on a Poonanni tear for the last twelve months and then like because all of a sudden, I think every woman thinks he's like the safe guy, but then like they don't know, so he's using that. I think he's sort of James Taylor, like poonany like surfing the p of ams. We did this podcast in Nashville years ago and this guy that we thought was so nice, a singer songwriter named James Taylor,

and we saw he came and joined us. Yeah, you're not going to change that, good idea, there you go. He told us he's left with two hundred women that year. Yeah, since he was on the Bachelor. So that it's just what women are constantly throwing themselves. But isn't that really kind of the Well, why don't you know? I think it's about social media. I think that they're that they're kind of like, going with this guy, make me move money if by hook up with him, because higher profile.

I mean, that's not and we can get the marriage paid for in the baby stuff. Well, with James Taylor wouldn't be because he wasn't so popular, but I actually think with Blake it actually would be good. It would be increases their social media things. What those people do what people do their Instagram people, that's that's how they

make their money. So I think they go on the hunt not just for like, you know, the thing that's down with things, but I think that they go on the hunt to figure out now by hook up with him my you know, my social media prison a picture of us at stage coach and suddenly I'm like getting paid five. I think you're rights and stuff. It's it's an analytical and downer point of view, and it does not interfere with the fun working. Okay. I also think

it's probably apt and those are enterprising young people. Let's looking at that way there. And to make your money, you go one year? You do you got one year? Not even you've got like six months. So it's like, yeah, you're right, why not? Um okay, So we have he's ok starting off, we have Tasha and she's like, bitch, I'm going to paradise. I'm ready and um and that was the one that springs out of the greenery and the leopard print that oh my god, Yeah, that's that's you.

That's your little brand. Yeah. I I found the first night, like the first st the intro intros, the one intro that really stood out to me with Jane drinking, like if you're if you're my god, like a blow job, then what wants that in there? You mean your it's signals, it's how can I First of all, she ye, we we just need something brushing the teeth with the hot that the egg, the egg, the amount of the eggs. I was like, if that somebody tweeted us like something

really crazy? Now is that's your thing? You're so desperate, it's crazy. I think a producer was like, let's spice this up, like you know, would be funny brush your teeth? Oh my god? And I just say I would be. I would be the person that would be completelyipulated by a producer. I would have been the person, the fool that they would be like, this is a great idea. I would have been the dummy. And I would have known in my heart of hearts, like it really doesn't

feel right, but I let them talk to me. But it works. It works for those people. They will continue now back on Nachelor in Paradise if they make an impression, and the producer's job is to make sure they make an impression. Jane was the one that we were obsessed with that we thought was going to be crazy because it's not her real name. Her name was Adrian. Jane says Adrian quote Jane, it's like anybody that changes, like a perfectly fine name. Adrian is a nice lady's name.

And then to Jane, it's like what witness protected call me? Jane? Jane, Jane, how I go on the same look like the same person. Then, yeah, it's like the catalog they often do. There's a lot of Hannah's, there's a lot of Laurens actally um. So then we have Blake. We see Blake. He's doing push ups and really bad shorts. He was short. He did three pushups and looked directly in the camera by accident,

and they're like demi push ups. There he is really He also looks like he's been drinking a lot on his Poon tour, and he's trying to get back in shape, not as badly as Kevin's been whipping himself into shape for Paradise. Kevin. When Kevin whipped off his shirt for Chris Sarrison but then put the shirt back on inside out. Kevin the one who kisses his muscle and his Yeah, yeah, that's really sexy. So then we have we've got Cam he's doing a wrap. He's overhanalyzed. I can't be he's

that He's back Demi. I love Demi, but she was so excited. The producers are feeling like you're trying to get like hip and young. It's like we found someone who's fluid and like having her chat with Hannah like I fall in love with who I love and like Chris hin Hannah having to like at cool, having to keep her face like having to I think she was that demo. And also the way that Blake is supposed to be like the symbol of me too or something like yeah, yeah, we'll get to Blake in a second.

It's an interesting conundrum with Blake. Yes, there's a lot of we'll get there, we'll get there. So then we have Clay Um Clay, he says, I who should have no controversy. I tried to make it in my NFL career and it didn't work out. Didn't not work out because he broke his wrist. I think he wasn't very good to begin with. I don't think he was like a big player, and maybe he just got cut, maybe he did get injured. I don't think it was because he was saying he was a free agent, so he

may not have gotten picked up again. Okay, so then we have Nicole. She has all of her tissues, she's packing, she's working out, and she's lifting Halo Top things of ice cream. I mean again, remember they gave her the lifetime support or a year supply of Halo ice cream? Why? Why? Because she cried so much on Colt season that they were like, oh my god, and I like that. Yeah, you're the only person who would remember that. I guess she still had to work out with Halo. Halo Top

has really taken over my life. Chris, Chris Bukowski, he's back, coming out of retirement. It says he's thirty one. I mean, he's a handsome guy. He's the same age as Blake, but like he's a disaster. He got addicted to fame, he quit the show and now he's bad. Hasn't he

done six six? Yea? Yeah, that was painful, this retirement for real, And so we were all waiting with bated breath to find out what his next move would you can't say, just sort of like the idea of what you were saying with like them sort of trying to get magazine covers. He's so far out of the yeah that he's like and nobody would care with him because he's not current not he's retirement age. Here it's actually it's thirty one. I think it did say. I think

that Chiron does say thirty two. The first the first night, I think it's said thirty one, and then the second night, I think it's said thirty two. Every episode we reach his actual age. He said he was on what was Emily Maynard and twelve, Yeah, that's when we first um so. Then the first person at the beach is little Hannah Gee Ferby Ferby, and she she's she's grown on me. She's pretty cute. She actually has a nice personality. You know, well,

we're not there yet. So she goes. They feel star struck by paradise, and then Blake came down and she's like, you know, I Blake and I've been talking. I'm excited that he's going to be there. In our minds. That's like a nice couple. We don't know yet, we don't know yet what's about to happen. It's like, oh, here

comes Blake. He was in the school shooting. His mom left, his mom left his dad for the gym teacher and like his dad, and his dad was really handsome and the gym teacher looked like Walace Shawn Like, so then like for then we have we have um. People are super into Tasia and Tassia's talking to somebody and she says, I'm a vibes girl. You have good vibes, good energy.

Remind me is down to final two? Yeah, he cut Hannah, she was in the final three, Final three, and then we cut Hannah in the hotel room and yeah, and then Tassia had to comfort him. Yea. So then Kevin took a shirt off and then and then all he got all he couldn't believe he'd starved himself and worked himself and he was so psyched. And Chris Harrison was like, you're so pale, and he was like, like you forgot to get a spring tan. He works out four hours

a dead chunky. I don't remember what was in the army then a veteran is an army reserve. Yeah, they all just try and get so buff because they'll be shirtless full time in Paradise. I mean, I don't like it. Look crazy. It's like shooting a Marvel movie. You take your shirt off for the first week while you're buff and then the rest of the season. If I was drinking that much, I would gain at least twelve pounds that much, Like I couldn't sit around not exercising, drinking

that much in the sun, eating like chats. It would not anywhere have new rules though after they were in it's too but it's still to an hour. You two drinks an hour because people were being shrink lose yourself drinks. You're right, I cat stay slim with party. Um So then he goes he goes, wow, look at it here. It's so beautiful. It's like it's like to the infinity of what looks like Earth the water, like I don't know if he's a rocket scientist. They're walking snapchats, yeah

they are so. Then his um Wells goes, wow, your torso proportions are quite something. He's like, I've been working out like he does. You know, I'm really proud with how it worked. Like he was so he's always like that attractive, just got attractive face, he got nice jawline, like they're like, yeah, good shoulder blades walking. I was like, what they got a nice eyebrowed bullin Good Birth and Hips.

So um, someone else has arrived. And then we see Blake is carrying Hannah around, but Wills has a plan for Hannah. We are two Wills. He did our part. Yeah, we liked Wills. We liked I still like Wells. Wills kept doing like humanitarian work. You had Wills here. We had Wills and Wells. We've had both Wills and Wells and yeah, yeah an Elice in San Franance, Yeah, and Wills. We had Will well Well, we had Wells. We had Wells on in Nashville and Will Wills on in Sara

Sarano and Analysan in San Francio. We also had Wells on in San Francisco. We did remember that we did Stance in the park. Yes, well Well has done it. He's actually I really I think the bartender. Yeah, I love it. I love Yeah. I was going to ask about him. Does he ever get like he's married Gara Highland from Modern Family, Oh my god. Yeah, they've been doing like three years. They Yeah, they just got engaged

because we love the adorable in person. He did deep every sad junking story at the end of the night. Oh my god, can you imagine. So he was on one season and they liked him. He was different, like he would reference like Talking Heads albums and people would stare at him like what the are you talking about? Like he's actually a really fun, cool guy. And they liked him so much they had him go be the bartender I know, and then he fell in love as

their island. Um so, then we have um so. Then so Will's is watching Hannah and Blake chatting on the day bed and and his plan is to ask her lots of He's got like a twelve point system question. He wants to ask every question he's telling the camera. She tells Blake, so it's like, what's your favorite food?

And she's like, like a charcuterie platter. It's like, you know, so that was arcard a lot of food that's like a variety that can't be foods and Blake and Blake said, yeah, no, arc charcouonerie board is nobody's favorite fing It's not a food, it's a it's like a buffet. It's like, take a buffet is my favorite? I like a breakfast beret. I actually do like a breakfast buffet. So much favorite food that's my favorite food. I thought that was so strange.

He's like, what's your favorite food? Like shacoti board. He's like me too. He seems to have all like did he write these questions out before he came all questions? No, Blake's questions as well, are all very like So ten years from now, we're sitting on a bench like everything is. So, here's my theory, here's my sharing. So I'm gonna just say it now. I'm gonna get the scandal out of the way now because because I want to discuss my theory. So the scandal is this something in the room. So

everyone's like, Blake sucks, Blake sucks. There's the elephant. That's Blake sex. Blake sucks. Blake. Two girls, two nights in a row. He told me to be a secret. He wooed me all week and stage coach who new stage every the country Western the weekend in the weekend after Coach, So they probably just stay. They probably go to Coachella and they probably just stay. So okay, So then last night, um Blake looks like he's having like a mental breakdown. He does on his main page. On his main page,

he does like a seven page thing long. It's like, yeah, he's main page. He's like, I don't eat did the text? So wait wait waitre not okay, wait wait wait wait wa plays whole plays, whole place. Okay. So first he goes, look, I don't want to put this out there, but it's really painful. Yes, I did some stuff. I'm not proud of myself, like I've basically kind of like I've been kind of like James Taylor this year. However, I feel like I need to defend myself. Go to my stories.

So in the stories, he did disappearing screen grabs of all of her texts that were basically her sage. Klin to him that was like I want sex. He's like, no, this is a bad idea. I'm coming over for sex. He's like, no, we should go to bed. She's like he's like he's he goes, we can cuddle, she goes, no, no sex only, and like so she's demanding sex and

so she's being the real aggressor in this. And then afterwards you can see him saying we need to tell people, and she's like, I don't want to, but I will say so. And then he's afterwards freaking out and crying and like punching himself in the face of the chest, and then, um, it was hard. It was it was hard to watch while the show was one last night, I texted you guys, I guess it didn't so then he so then he oh, really, I didn't see that.

I didn't see that. Christina's texts up. I didn't see that. So then, But the thing that confuses me. So I was watching that because I already knew about the text, and I was watching it, and I'm like, okay, So, I mean again, who knows what happened? Like the truth probably lies somewhere in the middle. Like she was definitely more aggressive than she was making her out to be.

But the way he was crying last night and being like, my whole life is about to change because of my actions, it's like, well, all right, if it wasn't if you were single and it was just a woman being aggressive, Like it just feels like his reaction of how bad he behaved was larger than what the text, Like, I don't know, it's weird, Like where what is I don't

worry about? Yeah, he was just worried about looking like a bad guy because he you know, he did actually say when he was talking to and he said, look, you know this will only make sense if if you tell me do you have feelings for me? And and she went off on a thing more about like this is what a man should do and what I mentioned, and she had the opportunity to say do you have feelings for me? And kind of scooch past all that,

but it didn't work. I thought that he actually I thought that was a valid point, and I thought it was true, like it only ma makes sense to be busted like this if you really care about me, Yeah, that's true because I'm a single man and stuff. But I mean I don't know, so his questions, I guess, And also, like what you were saying at a like his questions. Part of me is like, okay, if he has been kind of a dirt ball, Look, we all

know guys that are players. If he's been kind of a player tearing through air, so yeah, like you're allowed to be a player. But like, if you know you've been kind of an extra dirty dog player, maybe this was his planned like for his good guy image redemption tour of like the Redemption I'm going to be a

gentleman on TV. I'm gonna ask I'm gonna pick Taitia and not Hannah, And I'm gonna like, like everyone thinks I'm gonna pick Hannah, but I'm gonna surprise people and go be a gentleman and ask questions like you know what I mean? Like like I feel like he's so worried about his image, Like he only cares about himself. He doesn't really sad about how the women. He bothered me that he said to her, He said, Christina, I can't believe you do this. You know, if he keep

blaming her, I was like, you did this, dude. There was no yeah, which is totally nice. Someone tweeted at us he said, this is the worst day of my life. And he was at in a school shooting. It's like that's that's the worst in your life. That's the most terrifying thing you can ever be in. And then a bunch of girls being like, how dare you treat us like this is the worst. What was shocking was there was just no accountability for that he had a hand in.

He was apologetic, He wasn't. He was like, I'm so so sorry. He was apologetic, but there was almost like how could you do this? To me have been sorry for how he made her feel, but we don't instead of just being sorry for his behavior with Christina. Yeah yeah, yeah, that he was upset and then he put it on her, which he did. He's like that and I'm mad at I'm mad at her. And yet when you look at the texts, and I just think people have like, I mean,

we could like it was do you want to show rob? Okay? So there's there's a bunch of texts. The first one, the first one that he posted is one week before Paradise. I don't know why he posted. He posted it like out of order. Well I saw mine in order. I saw that. Okay. It starts a stagecoach. She says, I'm coming. He says, this is uh, you know, basically, I'm going to come over. And he was like and she's like, it'll be fine. It's chilling. It's like that's what they

all say. And she says, come on, loosen up, let's just have a good time. Man. I just ordered an uber And then he's like, that's what you all say, and then um, she said, we can. I'm kind of skipping around because I want to read all that. We can cuddle, but no sex, and she says, yes, sex only sex. He says, I have willpower and then she says no cuddling. Um, and then she said you both

know that we're not true. And then he said, I know when you get a little alcohol in you like basically how you are and then uh, and then she says I'm a gentleman, and she goes, that's very false. If I come over, it's strictly for sex, nothing more. Nothing so bad for the guy a little. I'm just trying to be honest. Look, when it comes down to it, even if she threw herself at him, I think that he has to admit culpability that it was. And he

didn't last night. He did, he was he was never like, hey, you're right, I can see where this would hurt you. I can see how you feel. Yeah, yeah, and I think that would. I think they're both sucked up. I think they both just sucked up. But then they then they keep texting like a week before Paradise, where they're like freaking out because I guess Christina didn't know. Yeah, news of them got out and they're like, who knows, We've been so careful and yeah, I don't know either,

and he's like, because he must have been dating Christina. Yeah, And she was like, and they're like, did you talk to Cassie and Colton? Did they hell anybody? So, like, the news of them hooking up got out and they're like freaking out and they don't know if they should go to Paradise. And she's like, I really don't want to tell people, but I don't want people finding out and looking like hired. Did you tell Hannah? Was that Hannah? Gee? No,

she said Cassie. Also because earlier she keeps saying did you tell Hannah, and then Blake keeps being like, no, I haven't told her yet, which I don't. I don't know who he hooked up, Like, I don't get. It also feels like back in a day when before everybody became influencers, But early on in Paradise, people would be like, nice to meet you, Rob, like they were not all hanging out like yeah, we weren't able to contact each other much now, I mean, because they're just like, can

we like just think about it? And she's like, I think it's better to be honest, he said, we can do you know, I just don't think you will feel any more comfortable and sure, I guess let's just be honest. We funked up so bad. And then she's like, let's just play it off. It's not being a big deal. Every mean she in this world. I mean like that's when he's saying, it's yeah the way and she comes after him, and everyone makes sense where he would feel

so impact. Well, we know has done this before. She did that, and Anna she did with Hannah, and then she did with Katie, Remember lying about like Katie saying something, and then Tasia she's like totally like it's also like if he she's the one who's saying that we shouldn't lie, and he's it's so like if and if he was with if he and she's a big if he was with Christina and she did kind of push it and push it and I'm getting in a car and I need sex. It's like I can see how he's like,

I shouldn't have done this. This was a mistake, Like we shouldn't have gone through this. I knew we shouldn't have done this, and this was a mistake. People make mistakes. It doesn't mean you were a mistake. But it was as as my gut feeling at the whole thing and going, you she has a part in this too. Oh absolutely, I mean she's spinning. Sure, I don't if I was him and I was getting that edit and I and again, he might have had like a poon surfing season, like

what I'm sure he did. He's fought and everyone. I'm sure he did, and I'm sure he was kind of a growing like I bet he plays I've been a nice guy. And then but like I can see not wanting to get that edit and wanting to defend yourself. Yeah, and I'm saying it was great that he put the text up, but like I can see going, that's not what happened. These texts are are proving her story wrong. Yeah, like they're they're not proving the same narrat I feel

bad for Christine. Yeah, she's Russian, she's an orphan. I know, she's so sweet and she was so sweet. She had her heartbroken last year. She's a really lovely young lady and she had her heartbroken last time. I know. Heydner is like that was like his favorite obsessed with what did she eat? So he was so hungry and Russia. Yeah, so before after she put it on, I feel like I've done it myself, so we're all right. So we'll probably get more back to Blake and stuff, you know,

if I find anything else. So where with Kevin goes as a very solid cast of women. Well, we don't have any drama. And Yaka comes in with the horn cam comes up with his dumb leopard shirt and he goes, always beach cam and then I love that. Well, well, Wills goes, if I was at strip club, I would picture him as the DJ. That's really well, that's exactly right, it's perfect. That is perfect. I thought it's they're making fun of his shirts. I was like, you're all wearing

like silly shirts. Yeah. Yeah, and he goes, I'm in and one of the ladies, oh, I think it was DEMI was like, he freaks me out. He seems like the guy that would growl. And he immediately goes, I'm in Paradi. You knew it. So we have John Paul Jones comes down in a speedo and he goes, but I'm ready to surf, you know, whatever comes my way. Um, and then we have He's just he's just a quirky guy. That John Paul man. You can so you know when he's like, my friends call me John Paul Jones. You

know that his friends, he just doesn't have friends. My dolls called me. Yeah. But he's just like people like him because he's such a personality. Yeah, easy to be around. He's not a dick. He's just like he seems like a kind of he feels like, I'm what's his name from Sean Penn's character in Fast Time Shows. So I love that man. He's talking to the spectrum. Maybe I love when he saw his own reflection in the camera

and then he had to churn. He's like, I'm sorry, Like it was just like she's like, you know, talking matters people would make me nervous to go, I'm the type of person, like I'm the type of person like I'm direct and you're gonna know I'm the kind of person I just say it like it is like he's like, oh, I I was like, I got my quirks and he's gonna go. I was like, I'm sorry, I just saw my reflection my hair looking do you want to friends bread my hair? I'm John Paul Jones. So we have

Derek comes in. Derek was engaged last year to Taylor and I did not see this coming. But I love the Derek Demi com like combo because Taylor was so uptight, which she was the emotional intelligence. She'd like, Curran, you don't have any emotional intelligence. She was. She was super uptight. And they fell in love and they got engaged, and then they broke up, and like, basically he's dating the Karine of the next season, which is Demi, and like

they're really cute together. He switched to the kar he switched Karen's more. Fun's not gonna last because then we know she's going to leave him for a chick. I can't wait for We don't know who it is. We can't what do you do a three way? And that three way? You do a three way? We're just trying to get someone of the opposite sex to give you. They're gonna have to switch it up about time. That would be excited. We know her girlfriend is coming, like

they showed that already. Her girlfriend is coming up. Happened her girlfriend? Yeah? Well like her girlfriend or is it like another contrast, it's the girl that she was talking to Hannah about. Yeah, they coming as a girl. I think she's gonna end up hooking up with one of the contestants like it was her. She was going to bring her girlfriend. She on the show. She can't feel on the because she said it wasn't exclusive. She was like, I'm seeing someone, but it's like the trainer from San

Diego Christ but she's getting married. I think it's the girl that she's seen. I thought that's what it made it sound like, can you kind of see her face? And I didn't recognize her. Maybe there'll be a throuper, Maybe it'll be her and Derek and had that Americans ready? Ever had a three way on the show? Have they had a three way? Have you guys ever been in a three way? Anybody heard of you? Really? Was it fun? Two guys or two girls? A girl and a guy? Yeah?

So what's that mean? Yeah? And a guy? And it was fun? Yeah, good for you, Beverly exciting. We were okay, great, I'll try anything. A couple of times? Did you do it more than once? Yeah? That's fun. I was intimidated. It was too intimidated. I couldn't do it. I've been asked. I appreciate that I've been asked, but I couldn't do it. Methodical people that asked. I was asked by one couple that the guy was my ex boyfriend and it was

his new girlfriend, and that just seemed weird. That's not that, that's not a good idea, even though we were friendly and the other was a gay male couple and I just didn't want to be I'll try that. I what. No, I've never done that. I've never done two guys. But one of them was a really really good friend of mine.

So as she'd come over and she told me where where she was with this guy who I thought was incredible, And I went over there and they were like both in bed and they're like, yeah, oh but it does it did distort stuff and your friendshop because it's like, see, I raised twins, so I know all about like the kind of you know, there's this interaction where it's like when you get three people together, it's a different thing that happened, and it can and I think it well, anyway,

this is not about my three ways. Now, are your twins identical? Uh? No, I have a daughter and a son, so they're fraternal. That's interesting. I'm fat do they have a twin language? They did when they were a little. Fascinated by that. I'm fascinated by twins. They called bottles

Bobby use. Yeah, yeah, they made that up. And do they have like a weird do they can they like sense things with each other, like sense things that are going I don't know, because they've always been very close, they've always been together, they've kind of gone through their lives together. Yeah, that's all they're They're just and they're great friends. I mean I've met I've met moms who have twins and they go, oh god, they're fighting, and yeah,

my kids never fight. The biggest fight they ever had was was, I think years ago my son wanted my daughter played video games right, and she wasn't into it. Yeah, that's awesome. How going to college? Uh? In fact, it on Friday. I'm I'm uh getting my sun settled in his new apartment. But he'll be back yeah Northridge yea yeah yeah yeah yeah that's good. That's good like by your back yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, that's a good way to do it. Um. So we have

Chris b Is back. He's thirty two, and uh, Annalie starts flirting with him. Um, we have arriving, we have BB's back, Meatball, We've got Jane, We've got Nicole, the Crier, Clay. They all kind of came at once. Um. Clay was talking to Jane and he goes, um me. Tarzan was like okay, but he just talks like he didn't. Yeah he did. He's like, he's like very sweet, simple guy. He just talks like I'm a bit and works out. He's really a huge guy. He's very nice. I always

reached Clay when he was on Becca season. Yeah. Yeah, Kaitlyn, and she's like being very getting all upset. She goes, I saw someone. Blake's not my favorite person. It didn't end well. And Chris Harrison's acting dumb like, oh rule it, you know, like um and then she walked in though, and I will say Blake's reaction was holy fuck, holy fuck. I gotta go. I gotta go. And he was like breathing. He was like oh shit, oh fuck, and he ran away. I mean that's not a small reaction. That was a

big reaction. Goes back to the text, right, yeah, I must have seen her like she's but like but like what but like it makes me feel he looked guilty of something like it made him look extra. His reaction was so visceral and he went from having a really good time to like literally world had ended and he ran away like that was a bad reaction. Um. And then they go, okay, let's go to the Palapus. We're excited.

It makes a main and everyone in the room and everybody there likes Clay um and and Alice's like, I don't think he's reading. Okay, yeah she did our show. It atleast sometimes gets in her own way does and she's lovely on the show. You're like, dude, okay, it's not your boyfriend. So it's been three months, like, and he didn't like her, like yeah, sometimes people talk about marriages and buying houses and then they're like, whoa this is. This isn't working. Like he's like, you should look at

your own worl like, yeah, I didn't. I didn't think he handled it very well. He was like I think you may have misunderstood. Yeah he did. He was very like, he was very reason you might have just gotten. And then Demi I loved with Demi. Demi was like the voice of reason. That was like Grandma didn't take her bed. Oh my god, that's because she's thirty four. In that world, she's a grandma. Grandma yeah, yeah, I loved cause Ana Lisa's like, I didn't want to say anything. Demi goes,

why did you? Then? Yes, Demi doesn't funk around love that daughter of a prisoner, daughter, her mom's and jail. She was in for a long time for a while, So I mean, I know this is going to like betray my rookiness, But how do you know all this stuff about it was that they air it and they love it. This was all they on The Bachelor when she was a contestant to her package, I don't remember her to see her making like calls. They would see

her making calls to her mom in federal prison. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Uh so then um so, then Blake's on everyone's list and um and then Caitlin's like he did horrible things. She's telling me I'm a mistake. He never apologized. Meanwhile, he's flirting with Hamma. He goes, I never go to bed. I mean, my pomo is real. We vibe, we vibe. That was hard, Um, but now

I felt like this was unclear. Did he spend months texting hand I think he did, saying I can't wait for us to get yes, maybe because she thought you show up and I think they hooked up. I don't think they did, yes, because I think maybe that's maybe that's the one. He was like, did you tell Hannah? Did you tell Hannah? Maybe it was that Hannah like, because maybe he was setting it up, like we're gonna

be together. I trust Beverly's instincts. I bet she knows exactly who complete No, I think he might be right, so so so Okay, So he looked up with Christina we know, he looked up the next night with Kaylin we know at the stage coach at stage coach, and then and then he also hel what's her name? Yeah, they were like yeah, I mean, I'm sure he asked Tasha out on the date when he got the date right, even though he was flirting with Hannah by text. For me, he's a bet of a dirty he is guilty in this.

He's being a little he's a dirty dog, and he's trying to be the nice guy. It's like, if you're a dirty dog, to be a dirty dog. Don't be a dirty dog and trying to be the sweet pea. I just think the story has been spun and I think also editing probably isn't showing us the real story. Who's that little party? Is his archetype? Is his party line? Like I'm a man, I'm going to do what i want to do, and I'm entitled to do that. It's like I'm single. Just I think it's sort of like

but I think I think where he gets it. I think where he gets into trouble is he tries to come off like the nice guy, and I think he just own it. There's all some dirties that tries to own it in a really not wish he was. I feel like we've all made out with some dirty dogs and you're like, I know this is a dirty dog, and that's what's kind of fun about them. Like it's like I'm gonna make out with a fun dirty dog and like like I'm choosing it and this is fun.

I know they're a dirty dog and this is gonna be fun. So he so Blake gets the date card and all of the ladies are like their tails are wagging and they're like, oh my god, who's blaking a pick? And everyone assumes it's Hannah And meanwhile Dylan is so bummed because Dylan, because she really really was nervous at time, he's so, he's been nerves every time he's with her. So so in a weirdly talk, I know, he's like, I like, now do you know? Okay? Then cut to

the point. So he, in a weird move, asks Tasha what was that? I don't know. Why was it? Because he knew he liked Hannah and he was like, let me just see what was the only when he didn't sleep with maybe Tassia's breast a mesmerized she has an amazing body, is crazy. I think I lost it. I think he just was like, her movies are spectacular, she's a stunning she's fun, she's cool, and her ditties are great. So he already had he'd already you know, three of them.

I don't think so he's got a new I don't think he'd made out with Hannah yet though thinks right, I don't know. I think there was something going that was more than just what do you think? Rob? You know, maybe just the terrible I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. You know exactly what you're talking, you know everything. You're the one in Paradise virgin, and you're

going on, I'm we trust you, Okay. So then So then and then he picks So, then he picks Tasia, and then Dylan is like, yes, I finally get a break, and then Calin is still talking Blake and I hooked up anyways, nobody would know it, and I'm a secret and it sucks like that's like it took me. So then Hannah is blindsided and um off Blake and Tasia goes and they walk into some fancy hotel that has strings of lights everywhere. On this show, the dates and the most boring part, like I just want to fast

rate date. I don't care sitting around the food that they don't eat because they've already done, like the craft service, and they always have fun and always goes well, get back to the beach, Yeah, to the kiss to k exactly, Like it's like I want a time that the next time, and see how long it takes on a date for them to get to the kids. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. This is wonderful. You could be the one, But is it? Is it thirty seconds? Is it an? I want to

be on this show so badly. It's the biggest regret in life is that I'm not on the show. So okay, the first day of paradise, but he married bachelor's in paradise. Oh no, wait, that's a contradict to you. Sorry, I didn't mean Okay. He goes to the first date in paradise, to second chances, to finding out what we're all these trips, these tropes of him trying to look like a gentleness. We hired like a pr person. You can't write feel very scripted. There was no chemistry, and she was like

stunned to be there. It was like wait what And then and he goes, well, he goes, what's your biggest fear? She's like rejection. She's like you. She goes, I want somebody who wants to be a dad, a family man. He's like, oh yes, oh yeah. And then he goes, well, it only takes one person to choose you. You can love the wrong person. Think about how much you love

the right person that's written. What if you love the wrong thing because they both love the wrong person that didn't pick Think about how much you could love the right person. That makes no sense. That's like saying two and four equal nineteen. It just doesn't. I don't understand that. I think he was saying that like, if you could follow for some hard somebody that didn't pick you, imagine

somebody that was actually into you as well. Because both of them were the number two, they both of them fell. But this is like saying, if you were an idiot who was a loser, then guess what you won't be one day. That is, they were both the losers. They were both the number two because they were both run around. But you're right, it's a very simple scripted to me. So meanwhile, Kalen's getting drunk with Well and she's like,

I am mad. I am mad every girl. It's like I love Blake, I love Like and it's like, I feel like skipping Paradise. He's just ghosting the music. She's just much to each person, like one by the music festival. We spent the night together stage coach, and you know what we should We should watch it together and do like a drinking. She's like, and we were in bed. This didn't sound good. We were in bed and he was d m NG Hannah g and then he was saying how hot Tasia was. And then I found out

he hooked up with Christine the night before. I mean, that is gross. The d m NG like the other that what he's doing from the operation of business from the bed was pretty great. But it also sounds like he thought it was just sex so he could be open with her cuddles. Can you wait till she leaves the bed? Just wait in front of her? Clearly he's like, he's just an idiot. So then she goes. He calls me two weeks ago when he goes, no one can ever know about this. We have to live to protect

his image is like it doesn't know. The seem that way in those tags about who knows and then um and then and then Wells goes. The best way to protect your image is to not be a douche bag. Alright, Okay, your story. So Tasia is in the hot tub and she's making out on her date with Blake. That happened fast. They yeah, the restaurant hot tub, second restaurant slash spo and then how is your dessert? Okay, I always go on dates with the bikini. The thing is, I don't

I haven't seen anything that justifies them kissing. I'm turning it up. If you hear things a different track, like there's nothing, there's no lead up. I'm nervous kiss you know what's your biggest Farit kiss. There's there's no like, there's no rubal thing. That's that's here. We go and kiss. That's the bachelor. Yeah. Um, guys, if you hear loud sounds, because we have a fan in here because it gets hot, I bought a fan. Thank you. You're wellcome um closer,

we move it closer, okay, okay. So then um so then she's like, he acts like he's got a sweet he's a super sweet guy, puts on this persona she's and it was just like all right. Then then go talk to him, like why are you telling everybody else and not talking to him, like like, go deal with it. But he did not talk. He did not acknowledge her. He did run away. I will say. So, Demi's in the hot tub with Derek making out. They're testing the waters. She's like, I have some fun with Derek. Derek's a

good kisser. I love it. I'm having a lot of fun. I'm not used to gentleman I usually bad guys. I like that because I believe that she's from like a trailer car and her mom's and jail. She's like, we have a little French kissing. Yeah, a little French did a little French kissing. She's fun, she's fun. She's crazy, she's crazy, she's crazy but fun. Um. Dylan is like, I'm not that bold when it comes to girls. I know. He was so nervous. She's like, she's totally out of

my league. But I'm gonna go for it because I am very into you. I am very nervous. Your smile is amazing. I'm cheesing really hard this new freeze cheesing you will like to like, I'm setting into your smile. And then he goes this pillows in the way, and then he kisses her, and then they start making out and he goes Blake Blewett. Here's the thing. He's so sweet, but he is no game and it's not gonna laugh.

He's trying way too hard, like he's putting all the cards out and like you kind of have to play hard to get like he can say like, hey, I'm really in you, but like don't like that's why. And they are very sweet because they're both little petitue cutie. I have to pee. Do you guys mind if we take a peebreak, I'll be right back, Okay, I will make this fast. Okay, listen, you know what we can do. The first thank you I dressed. I got this from Debbie.

It's a Rachel Anson off. I saw her wearing it and I was like, oh my god, where did you get that? Goes driver into my house. I'll give it to you. I was like, all right, thank you. I love having friends like that. I know because I think she gets free. Yeah. So she was like, and I think she's been photographed in it, so it was like, yeah, I was like saying, yeah, she gave me a bunch

of like beauty products too. She was like, look, some things that get for you are presents, but I didn't buy, Like there's certain like I didn't buy them, like like I could actually pick things, but this is this is just like if you don't mind my old ship that people are like, that's so cool. Yeah, no, she gives me, gave me my god. Yeah you go there. We're all preppers now, so here. Okay, So let'st like, you know what the best way with Paradise is, I think because

it's sort of there's so many different storyalized. Why don't we just do like three more storylines. Let's do Clay and Angel and Clay and and no no Clay and Nicole Nicole. Okay, so Clay and Nicole. Let's just Clay. So Clay gets a date and and be beyond them has showing up. She's basically acting exactly like she was like year and like crying and like her her shining

moment was the Winter Games. She should have just like tapped out after Winter Games when she fell in love with that New Zealand guy and she but she broke up another spinoff of this show and like and like, but then she came back and that was her crowding jewels. She looked gorgeous though I thought she looked beautiful. She looked absolutely beautiful. That's very natural she does. That's like she had a lot of lips. She's got major laps. Yeah, yeah, but she likes Donne. I mean, I liked. I think

that they did a good job. But it doesn't it seem like she's always just they're just sort of comfort the women. She never gets a guy she didn't and to just be like friends with the guys she's like and she's never she never gets any in Winter Games. A lot of guys like there's like three guys pursuing her and then she she dumped one. I think she likes being on the shows. Yeah so, um so she was working with him and then there's everybody likes Clay

and then Nicole. I predict they're gonna go I predict Nicole and they're gonna get engaged. I predict they're gonna fall in love, get married, to get have babies and get engaged. I think that I think that Nicole is going. I think she's gonna get I think they're gonna get married in her babies thoughts that paid for and people would like that in style wedding. Um, I think he has a type, just like beautiful brunettes. Yeah, because Angela, Yeah,

she was gorgeous, which Angela, she went gorgeous. She went on some dates with Eric, who is the player last year in Paradise, and he's like, I didn't say I love you, so so they go out and they were so cute. They go to a fair. I like they rode the bull. They had that wheel with the balloons on it, and then they like a lot of it. Also, he was like, you know, we didn't before he went on the day. He was like, we didn't talk about much. But she's an attractive girl, and it felt right like

he's like a robot too, he's so proper. And then they went out and then and she goes, oh my god, I got my fireworks kissing moment because she didn't even get a date last time, so she got her date with the fireworks behind. They look right together. They're very cute together. I am uninterested, but I think they I think they both want to get married and fall in love. And I think they're gonna Vanilla. I don't know. I'm bored. Okay, great, well, I'm not with you with you right now. I don't know,

but I hope they do. I hope they do get married to have kids and live. However after I would like, oh no, I know I didn't feel more right. Thanks. I love Rob, Rob and I love each other. Rob and I are in love. Guys. We wanted to tell you Rob and I have fallen in love. Next Yeah, guys, exactly.

Oh my god. I'm still. I still because I sold a book and I'm writing a book and I just wrote about the part where you met my mom and you were we were in Nashville and and you took the Red Eye to be there and you had to come, you had to come to a shower before the show. And you walked in and you're like, oh, hi, Jann, it's nice to me you. I'm so happy to be here. And she literally and she goes, are you are you?

Are you? Rob? And then afterwards when we were trying to tell her to day and she was like she went on a couple of days, she goes, I don't want to. She goes, I don't want to date a guy at my age. She goes, have you ever seen old man balls? I don't want to because I want to did a young guy? She goes, I date your friend. Rob. Rob is like, I date your mom. Anyway, there you go. That's a shout out for j j um. Okay, so then we have then we have um John Paul Jones.

Let's talk about the time. That's one of the best moments of television. The guy threw up, so jam brings. So it's like rose ceremony. Everybody's trying to get a rose. And so like the roses that are up for grabs, one of them is John Paul Jones. And so Jane brings over a plate of tacos and you called me Jane, even though my name is Adriana, and he goes, oh, all right, these are pretty good. Oh no, it's all cool. Like Aaron texted us to Guss, I might have to

It's like, no problem, it's not you really. It went on for so long. I watched it again this morning after I heard Aaron's voicemail that she sent us that was funny. Can you isn't plugged in? Can we play through the earphones plugged in on your on your computer? It was so gross, it was so gross. It was so rude too, and like he could have just gone off. He was so he was so apologetic. He's so free. And then he was like like not like so free, he's so trying to speak in ch China speak in

Spanish to the guy. I think, my god, that was great. Also Clay speaking Spanish. I was like living for that. He's like, I'm just really sorry, thank you, Jane, you are you know, I know it's good. I'm good, I'm good. And then she started crying. She's like, I just rated my ability to do my best, my best. This is not what I intended to do, my ability to my best. So meanwhile, so so Christina gets the day card and

Christina goes out. She walks him of the day card and she's like, look, would you like to go on a date. And so meanwhile Caylin has started telling everyone, including Tayshaw, and Tasha pulls him aside and I was like, you know what, you need to check yourself and he's like oh. So then he goes out with um Christina on the same date that an Alise went on last year, or that bridge driving thing. I think they were trying to that was so scared. Wash class across the girl

and she was driving. She felt like she was going to call on So then she was like, um, I just wanted to ask you why you slept, So she called him out. I felt badly for her. I feel very badly for her and all of that. I do like I understood her point. She was like, that's not the point, because that's when he was like he got mad. He was like, yeah, he was like, I'm a single man.

I didn't think but I have to say, and I don't mean this as a defense, but I thought that there was logic in him saying this whole conversation will only make sense if you have feelings for me. Because really, and I thought that was her opportunity to say, you know what, I do have theories for you. And that's why I was hurt. And when we had that ninth stagecoach, I thought that it um uh, you know, it meant it meant a lot to me, and I'm disappointed that

it didn't mean as much to you. And she didn't you know, no, she didn't say and that disappointed me because what but she did go to the kind of like be a man, you know, and men shouldn't do this, and mentioned she she opted to like a judgmental kind of thing. She also wasted a date someone. Why didn't she just have a brief conversation? Yes, God say, wouldn't happened? And then she seemed excited to like really corner having sneak attack. She said it's my time now or something

like that. She said she was an action film line before they went on the date. Do you have Aaron's Aaron's audio? So this is Aaron texted us last night because she's in Florida with her parents, and she texted us her impression of John Paul Jones. Thanks for my taco, Jane, are sure to like a night taco by the beach. Hold on, Jim, Oh no, I'm fine, dude, I'm fine. It's good. No, not your fault. I love her so fascinated by the long sight sensor bar. Yeah, so that

we wouldn't see any of it. I appreciated. Did you see how quickly he kicked dirt over it? Yeah, because he was like, how funny standing cat he was calling hammered and ate like the world's hottest and I think he ate like the I think it was hammered and ate like one of those crazy hot peppers. She's the one who's into the hot sauce. So she she made them, and I think she made why she was no, was like much thought that she'd rest. Oh my god, that's so fun. She did it to him and she's like,

oh my god, she made a hot sauce cock. Oh I didn't even add that up. She brushes her teeth with the hot sare so meanwhile fast. Then so Blake comes back from the World's worst date ever, and Calin was like and he was like, oh, this is all rattled. Then was like, can I talk to you? So then she pulls him aside and she was like, this is you caught me a mistake. You tell me you were ashamed of me. I didn't. I didn't call you a mistake. I didn't you dirty little secret, about dirty little secret,

And and he starts freaking out. He goes, this is real life. This is not just television. This is my life. My life is over as I know it. Life is going to completely change right now, and not for the better. Um, I'm gonna have to go onto hiding. This is gonna be hard on everyone in my life because of what I did, like a paranoid schizophrenic thinking the CIA is after you. He suddenly like went down such a deep turned to his mother real quick, ruining the family. But

it's also we have a therapist. But that reaction and his tears and like this is good everyone. I also was like, that reaction is worse than just a guy who hooked up with two women two nights in a row. Like that reaction is a largest holding his chest. That reaction is larger than I That was large. That was large. He was in a school shooting. Yeah, because your kid, you just like you're right, it means because that makes me feel like he's done some shadier ship. I think

she's done shady ship. But it means like his reaction was gigantic of like, because of every IMA have to go into hiding. That's very strange go into hiding. Thought that he had to go into hiding. Then why did he do all those texts? I mean, that's that's a bit of an intention. The whole thing. You're like, what is going on that is confusing so that I gotta go into hiding? Hey, everybody over here, this is what happened. These are the texts that I felt I had to

defend myself and I didn't needed to be known. Yeah, they go, Cam goes, so Analyze is busy flirting with what's his name, the older guy, and then she goes, okay, you got the older than he is. She's thirty four. My prescription is my prescription is for ten kisses. Oh, here's my sticker. We're playing doctor. And then and then christ pulls him away. He's gonna go for Christina. Oh yeah, he fully He basically said it. He was like, oh, an Alice is the nicest girl, but Christie is a

hot Christie. Yeah, it's definitely going to go with Christina. Alice might she might go home for it's possible, no one picks her? Yeah, no, three women are going it's musical chair. It's musical chair. What's your guests on? Who goes home? Okay, Jane, Jane, maybe Annelie and maybe so but but Willes might pick baby Ona potential. Oh yeah, that's true. Like I mean because a lot of times a lot of people say, like, hey, but who else? Who else? Wouldn't it be? Who else is there? So

we have Katie, but has Kavin? Kevin? Kevin and Katie are talking, then we have somebody. You'll Picktasia. Who's who's like who's Stylan? I mean because Dylan and I mean they showed it, like Dylan and Blake will probably pick Hannah, and then Blake will have to probably pick drama to choose between, like Tasia or Kalin or no I think Campbell pick tell us about that talk about needing a road so bad. So basically the way Paradise works is

it's it's it's curl musical chairs. So this week the men have the advantage of three more men than women. Next week they'll bring in like three new god and then the women get to pick. So there's a new and it could also be like Okay, early on, Beverly and Rob are paired off because Beverly is like, yeah, so they're like and they like each other in their crush yeah. Like but like but then, like, Beverly is kind of had her eye on a guy that's not here yet. She's kind of had her eye on Clay,

so she's talking up with Raw. But week four, here comes Clay, and but like she started to actually like Raw, but like, oh, ship ship here comes play. What am I gonna who am I gonna get my So it's just each week of Power goes back. It's fun. It's really fucked up. And in the past, Bibiana, who has not hooked up with anyone, would make an alliance with a guy who the girl he liked I wanted someone else, so they'd be like, let's just be friends and I'll

give you the rose. Next week, you give me the rose. But inevitently someone ends up liking someone else and so then they sacrifice their friend alliance. I mean, it is, it's it's it's it's a brilliantly produced show. Amazing, it's amazing. Okay, she's KidSing Cam and she goes, wow, I'm just sitting here and she even faked it so well, like wow, I'm like, who are this person? She is? So she actually is so like she actually had to say like, I mean I didn't expect this, but like who is?

And he is so sad. He is such a boner he cannot believe he gets to make out with He's amazing. Yeah. This, So she's the one saying it's sex. And then I mean, like she will be found out, isn't It's all on tape, that's not so Blake is like, I look awful. I look awful. It was just awful. Um, So then I guess, is there anybody we're missing? Is there anything we're missing? Well, then we go to Blake getting his yeah, going to so that he won't drown. So she's the last, she's

his last, and she falls for. She falls for the moment he says he's trying and he's talking to her, and he's a little twitchy and as if he's super twitch drunk, which he wasn't, So there's something. One second, he was twitchy earlier when Hannah or let somebody arrived was either Christine or Kalin, and the guys were like, oh,

did you know her? Earlier? Christina and he goes, we hung out for sex or seven months, six or seven months, and he was like twitching and weird and he's shy, but he's being Katie with her, and he does this strange licking the inside of his lip while he's talking to her. Something as usual is happening, and then he smiles and he says, I really like your dress. You look so pretty tonight. And she he's done to her

earring and tilts her head and it's done. He immediately she had just told Wills, I want to be with Dylan, and then Blake gets her in that second. You're so pretty, you look so pretty tonight, and she's done, and then start making out and she's going to give her right. She grabbed that Dad's right. And then she goes down and she talks to Wells and Well. I don't know

who was before that. She had just told Wills. She talked to Blake after then she went and talked to Wells and Well and then she said, Well, Well said, I can see. I can see that there's something between you, and you can't say she came here, she came there for him, Like I think in her head, she's like I'm gonna go there. He's got better game than doing something's wrong with Blake, and Bleak did not seem like

this on Becca season at all. I think it's because it's the James Taylor like his is the story of redemption. Oh that he wants he wants to try that. That's why he's coming on. He wants to seem like the good guy. And maybe it's also like maybe he's such a dirty dog that he's also like maybe to himself, because I know James Taylor was wrestling, would come in and was trying to like he wanted to be a

good guy. But they can't help themselves. There's all these beautiful women are throwing themselves at them, and they get drunk on fame and women. And these are not the guys that always got like and they just can't resist it. They can't resist it. Well, it's like being a rock star or a or a movie star. Suddenly after beating your head against the wall, all of a sudden, you

have access to all of the women. Yeah, you're right, I mean not all of them obviously, but the ones that are they're willing to And we've met a lot of these people in real life. The men and women in real life are more beautiful than any actor or actress. They're the best looking, bizarre spies, but they are I have found utterly a sexual Yes I don't. I'm telling you. That feeds into my theory about it's all about it's it's not do I know this person? Do I care

about this person? That it's is this person the person that I can hook up with to raise my social media profile. But even when we started doing this, Instagram wasn't quite as big, and even then, like there is something about there's like a human prize quality though, Like they're beautiful, they're nice, most of them are nice. They're very nice. Yeah, most nice, very nice. But there's something I don't know what it is. I don't know if I just I need. What I'm attracted to is a

funny your dude, shorter dude. I don't know. It's not. These guys and the women are beautiful, but there's something to me it is it's almost like a robot species, like an antline species. They're also tall, they're so good looking, they're so good perfect makeup, and they're so good looking. They're replicants, many relic there's something show. There's our title, Replicance in Paradise. Um it is. It is truely because I feel like we've all met some of the best

looking people in the world, like when you meet. We brought them the Outside Lands, which is a comedy festival, and one of the one of the comedians was like, they're human prizes, like they are actually a human being. That is a pride. That's what you win, you win another human and like they are. They are visually the best. They're better looking than any Like they're not like cool like models in New York. It's not like Styley. They're

just stunning physically advanced. Yeah, even like even like on the show an Alice, who has played off a sort of more to like the normal one in person, she was stunninged. She really stunning. She's a knocked And so they do feel modified. They feel genetically modified. I know, you can only imagine what that Hannah looks like in Oh my God. I know I was looking at um. So going forward, are we I'm so excited for this season? Are you going to continue watching Beverly? Are you in? Yeah?

And she is a virgin? No fun? You know what it's fun about it too? It is I. You know, I'm not a cynical person, like I just drink the kolid and I decided to be all in and like, some of these people actually do fall in love, but it feels a little bit like a sporting event of like who's gonna win the beautiful, who's gonna find he's

gonna win, and like the gaming. That's why we don't read spoilers like I And what's fun about Paradise is that they actually have more time to hang out with each other than they do on The Bachelor the Bachelorette. So some people actually do meet and hang out and

fall in love and have babies. I think they have more doesn't any more marriages, more successful marriages because when they meet someone they actually like, they actually they get to actually actually time all day every day for like a month's song, and they get to really see what the person is like and see they find connect with The gaming aspect is fun, all right, How many engagements do you think and how many weddings will come out of this? I have three engaged, three engagements, I protect

one wedding, three engagements, two engagements, one wedding. Rob I'm going to go three one I don't know. I mean, just to be safe, I'd say to one, can I think there's there's death unless it's a whole big like upheaval and nobody gets married. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna put on. I'm to say that wedding is going to be Clay and Nicole. I see Nicole knowing the background now, and then I'm going to say I

believe that Patchett doesn't like that. I just don't know. No, I want Bibiana to hook up with you might go just because she has I know. I think she's going to be like she didn't hook up with anyone. I'm hoping she does find someone that would make me happy, because I feel like she's always a bridesmaid, never the brow. Do you think Derek will get engaged again. He feels like the kind of guy that would get engaged again. Yeah, I would be happy for crazy Chris on his six

go round. He seems like trouble. I think he has. Chris and Annaly's just they were like, we're just too old for this game, kid. I felt I felt like Laurie said, and I could be wrong because she's so deep in I couldn't and I don't want to. This may not be accurate, but I think he was struggled with some like drinking stuff. He looks like he because I remember he was very very very drunk, like with last time he was in Paradise was on the fire.

Remember he showed up the really drunk whose season he like showed up trying to be like, I want to be a contestant. Yeah, he's like, sorry, but it was, but he's still drinking this season. I was curious to see if you order a drink. I think he ordered to drink, which is not a great news for him if he struggles with him. All Right, In conclusion, I'm so excited we're back in Beverly. Welcome to the podcast. Did you have a good time? Um? Paget whit? Where

can people find you? Ducktails on Disney and reruns of Criminal Minds. Um. I will be on Instatiable season two that is out sometime this fall. But you can just catch Beverly and I on Instatiable season one that is on Netflix right now. And I will also be in two movies that are coming out. One is called Satanic

Panic and one is called Boy Genius. They both come out in September, and my book is going to be out in the fall of twenty but I'm gonna keep talking about it, so I'm countable straight out a little Compton love it Rob. We have the final season of Supernatural season fifteen. We just started shooting and we'll air this fall. Miss Beverly anything you want to promote? Uh, well, I'm uh have a solo show where when that's the thing? Okay?

Multimedia embodied memoir? Great? What when? When will will this be? Or is it? That's the thing? So maybe announcing it on Twitter or Facebook? Okay, So follow Beverly and we'll keep you know what when we'll be having Beverly back, and we will will obviously keep doing the podcast so when Beverley doesn't, we will promote it in case you guys wanted to see it. And Katie anything, no, really, will you help me? Will you guys help me do tweets of the week? Um? Also, so many funny emails

we got this week? Um, so many tweets of the week. Okay, okay, there was so there was what's your movie? You do it? That's fun? When does it come out? I haven't made it yet. Okay, that'll be fun. I'm going to start shooting it. I don't even know what I'm doing it. That's fun. That's thank you, because we literally have hundreds of funny ones to pick from the pool that I say now, I say more now, and Frice, it's harder to whittle it down. Okay, Cheyenne constant at Trixie Firecracker ladies,

let this be a lesson. If you spend too much time focusing on the wrong guy, you will have to flirt with Cam so that you can stay on the islands. Um. I love this. Two point oh, Shelley, two point oh. Analyzea's talking a lot of ship for someone who also didn't get picked up by a football team this season. She was so mean about him not getting on a football team. I was like, don't talk, like, don't rub that in his face, like it's not your business. Um,

lazy like therapy, she's got a whole therapist. Yeah. I just think she was just trying to point out that he was using this as like something to like bounce back from because he didn't get picked up on a football team and broke up with Angela. I don't know. I thought it was cruel, lazy Joe g. Tonight's episode of Bachelor in Paradise is brought to you by Stagecoach

Music Festival. Seth that at Basebone One, someone needs to tell Demi that Paradise is the only place on Earth where a fluid relationship doesn't mean what she wants it to. Meet um seth Vat at Basebone One, Blake is the new Dean of Paradise. Dean's new mustache will be playing the role of Dean's dad, Dad, I got my mustaches, um Ryan Paulson at Paulson Photo. Cam is go to be the first cast member to figure out how to get eliminated when in possession of his own roles. Um,

oh my god, this is a funny visual Blake. When Caylin comes into Paradise, look at the photo. I don't and I thought that was the Uni bomber. It looks like them, So it's a sweatshirt and mirrored shades. Chaz at Thorium underscore Dragon upcoming drama when Calin tells everyone Blake was a bit at the Miss America page and she threw shade around about Hannah. Um seth Vat at Basebone One, Leopard print. You know you're in trouble when the guy wearing flannel, blue denim and Jesus sandals to

the beaches mocking your fashion choices. UM, okay, I'm better than Ben Shapiro at Andrea underscore Shapiro. Do you think Jean were that star of David in case Luke showed up and tried to save her with his shower Jesus Chris, she Hadita three D underscore Dorito at Josh all this this season is Bachelor in Paradise Influencer Edition. Alright, nobody's okay,

it's good. It's a solid tweet. But a final one says that at Baseball one Scotch guarder Dave Scotch guard your day bed, Folks, Bachelor in Paradise is bath first one to get the wet spots to get the day card. Nobody's laughing at any of them. There's some up top, all right, I will go with um, I think sponsored by stage coaches up there from you. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay, alright, so here we go. It goes down to the final two.

Lacy Joe g A. Lacy under scored Joe Tonight's episode of Bachelor in Paradise is brought to you by Stagecoach Music Festival, Solid and Um Ryan Paulson. Cam is going to be the first Cats member to figure out how to get eliminated while in possession of his own rows paget. Stage Coach Beverly Coach, I'm gonna do Cam just because I really don't like camp like the stage coach. I'm gonna not because then it would be a tie coach, all right, you know what, we will let stage Coach win.

Tonight's episode of Bachelor Paradise brought to you by Stagecoach Music Festival, by Lazy jo G. Thank you so much. We will be net back so it will be up on Thursdays now rather than Wednesdays, because it's a two night per week commitment. Al right, everybody, what a journey, but it's a short commitment. It's a fast season. It's a fast season. It's a short season. It's the best. It's what we all live for, is what I live for.

Two nice al right, everybody, thanks for playing. We are so excited, as I'm sure you were, that we got to have on a new rookie, Miss Beverley D'Angelo, and she wanted me to tell you guys, if you want to see her and find out out any of her upcoming appearances. Beverly de angelo dot com is now launched. Is b e V E r l y D apostrophe Angelo is now up. You can also catchure August one with the reunion cast of the film Hair and there's gonna be a panel charity benefit at the Avon Theater

in Stanford, Connecticut August one. So that's she was in the movie Hair and there's a reunion cast and a panel and then this is very exciting and it's in my home state of Rhode Island. She and Chevy Chase from Vacation are doing their very first ever joint appearance and it's going to be at the Rhode Island Comic Con November five through seventh. And if you want more info about that, you can go to Beverly d' angelo dot com. H Oh yeah good. When you accept this

roll all you accept this rolls into your words. Who you acceptance rose into your words

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