"Pigs Are My Jam!" With Renee Gauthier

pigs and have a good life. And then I saw Olivia and I know that she's an anchor woman. She's an anchor woman who quit her job in Alaska to be on the Bachelor with Ben. And just because Bed is a blank slate that doesn't have a personality doesn't mean that he can't be loved and fucked to death. Oh my god. When I realized from watching this show is that the American Empire is crumbling because the stupidity that's involved with this show goes beyond anything that anyone

could have dreamed of. The People who created the Bachelor. They should be shot. They should be taken out and shot. And if there is a revolution in this country that hopefully Bernie Sander's his leading, then I think that one of the first things if Bernie is elected is to take people like the creators of The Bachelor, who feed America this garbage, this utter emotional shit, this fake emotion that fills a hole in their lives. They call it a guilty pleasure, but it's not. It's just horrible. And

I just want to say, let me get Olivia. Olivia's over here. Olivia came here and talked to Art and and Aaron. Olivia camere cave here, Olivia, Olivia, please come here. Olivia, just talk to Art. Olivia doesn't want to talk. But anyway, I'm in the Caribbean. It's very windy and I'm swimming with pigs, and I just want to say that I can't believe I have to watch another episode of this show. This is Anie Peppertone saying goodbye, no entering nice dot com.

Oh yeah, so Star, will you accept this role? Yes, you accept this Rose too? Yes, here you accept this rule. That's a shout out to Mark Rivers. Shout out to Mark Rivers. Who that mean. I don't know if I've given him enough props on this podcast, but that is that is one of the genius Mark Rivers. Hello, welcome to Will you Accept This? Rose? I believe? Episode seven? Um we are this is Arta Marine. I am here with my co host Aaron Foley, and I'm sorry, I

thought you were going to say hello. We have a very special guest in the house who is a Bachelor super fan and I've actually watched an episode with her before and I can vouch for the fact that she's into it. Miss didn't we watch the first episode watched you guys? Can I just say, I feel like, um, you really might have gotten the best episode yet to come in on I it's a lit it was well, it was already like promoted as the most shocking I

know Bachelor, you know what the season or that. I feel like Chris Harrison was trying to you know what, it can't be ever, because it's got to me and in a few seasons that I've watched, it's got to be heard getting at it with Nick and then the off cameramons that we heard had to be the most That was to me the most shocking. You mean the sound f's Yeah, this second was just like a soundtrack of and it was just like whereas when I Make Love,

I saw like this, get it, get it. It's very very aggressive of UM, oh my god, you guys, did you have nice weeks? Did everybody have a nice week before we get going? I mean, this really was my highlight. I'm not gonna la on Tuesday. I feel like it last weekend, this week, this week, Tuesday, super Bowl, super Bowl. Chris Martin never looked whiter and he's already looked pretty white. But you, I mean, thank god, bless Bruno Mars and Beyonce. Thank god. I have a sport my sports podcast right

after this because I can't even contain myself. You get the Mike four World seventies. I um made it to a Super Bowl party later. I missed the halftime show and I recorded it. I did see a snippet of Chris Martin like jive walking between beyond and I was like, what it was? It was Mike Lawrence. Mike Lawrence the

comedian had such a good Instagram. He had a there was a picture of the three of them, and he said he felt like it was the most elaborate set up for the difference between white people and black people. Joke like that literally was like you're just watching it and it's like, oh my god, white people are so much lamer, Like we're such lamer. He was in a deep lunge. Oh my god, like trying to get in there, you know, because like you put anyone up right and white, black, whatever, right.

Obviously white is more. The disparities is huger. But then you you turn to Beyonce. He was like other world lady on heels on natural grass, Like you're just like forgetting you're right, and you're like, I can't. I don't want to disrespect because and you get the Beyonce army. Get that army, Like again she's on the halftime. I'll take every time half time. I love him. There another person. I think Carolina needed Beyonce on the right. You know what.

I loved that they couldn't move the ball. I kind of say, but my Bruno Mars, my mother, Janna Marine, she has a lady boner for Bruno Mars that started at the Super Bowl two years ago. And I got a lot of texts about a lot of texts coming in about Bruno Mars, and I was like, well, Beyonce also did it and she went back, but mostly Bruno Mars. It was like, you know, all right, she love Katy Perry.

Last year she texted me, she said, Katy Perry with her friends Missy Elliott and uh and Lenny Kravitz were wonderful with her friends, with her friends personal friends, Missy Elliott, I guess she did do it. Uh last Friday Night remix, by the way, when Missy Elliott came back last year, and then we can get going. But when she came back, it's like, girl, where have you been? You're still awesome and you're bringing stuff. I'm sure kids who were watching

we're like, who's this lady killing it? And it's like she was still just as bad ass, like don't ever leave us again. Yes, her new video is very good. I do want to tell you the Super Bowl party I went to, Nick Vile was there, our producer Katie's eyes. She loved him. Katie loves him. So I got a text from a friend. Why wasn't I called immediate? Why it wasn't I Can I say something? Though? She texted me,

she goes, Nick Vile is here. This is from The Bachelorette Guys, in case You're out of the Brass Caitlin to Pure Delicious off camera sex. Yeah, he made that. He made the hot sound happen. Something happened. Yeah. And at first I was like who what because I don't remember their last name. I'm just like this list listen Nick, the clatter ring, let's me Nick at the fisherman's sweater and the clattering clattering. They gave it to each other. They gave it to each other. So wait a minute,

So in Ireland, so was he an idiot? Was he hot? Was? Let's first say this. Uh, I wasn't gonna go to the part you have to go because I had, like, I just wasn't available until later. I thought it would be a waste of time. And then uh, and then I was like, you know what, I feel like going to a party anyway. And then she was telling me that he was there, and I was like who And then she told me and I go, holy shit, and she's like he's so hot. He's so hot. Right, So

I get there. I get there and he's hot. Wow. But he's like quiet and he's just like on his phone, instagramming or whatever. By the way he's become a model. It just makes it's not that, it's just like I think I was on Team Nick the entire I didn't want I know you did. I like Froyd, I liked I like Show. I didn't like Sean either. I thought Sean like at a drop of it, hat was going to start like lifting weights, crying and yelling like he had so many erratic like she'll go out for a

girl's weekend. He'll be like right behind you in a van, were talking you guys. Yes, I just have to stay because I want people, because to me, we are ignoring. Can let me just start I wanted to. I'm just gonna get bullet points. Okay, I'm gonna get bullet points, and then we're gonna obviously number one Olivia. Let's just like like that Kayla, who I picked early on for secret Crazy. She was my secret crazy choice. Yes, I know, I told you, I told you, I told you, and

I'll tell you why again when we come back. But so we have Kalist secret crazy. We have Twin taking out Olivia on the island crying with a blowhole, a guy her blowhole next to her, and then um and then we have Leah being a total hater and then and and bye bye boobs in the moonlight. Early on it did never happen. Okay, and okay, so let's can we start with Kayla? Can we start with my secret crazy pick? Okay? So Kayla here was why she was my secret crazy very early on when we first met her,

she was she was the one. Okay, I met my guy in the plane was Destiny. But then she said in the first episode, quickly I broke up with him because I watched the Bachelorette and I felt connection, and so she dumped him. So she's clearly like caught up in the idea of like destiny in his face and it's like, no, that must be fat and like fast and furious in and out. She was not into him last night when he asked her, like it was the

most confusing data. First, he said he was excited to be with her because he goes, Kayla is so funny. It's like, really she's funny, but like probably there's also a sense of humor. They are not related, and so he went they went on the deep sea fishing. She

had that awkward belt on. He didn't like it was that's it and then she lives at eighty pound tuna and she weighs forty pounds and he had hermit her kiss He's like kiss it like he clearly ever since he called her the six panther, like he wanted to get her in a bikini in that belt. I they weren't they doing cutaways from like the girls talking about Leah talking about how she didn't get to be on the day. And then she's kissing a fish and les like and I'm just like, why do I care? I

do care? But why you know what I mean? Because I don't like Kayla. No, nobody snoozes. She's a snooze fest. She's just like And then the last night, all of a sudden, she was like, I don't know, I feel like I'm going to break your heart. I was like, get over yourself. Yeah, exactly. First of all, you have we have no idea who you are. You haven't said

one thing that reeks of clarity or intelligence. Is like when he I felt like when he was saying to her, you seem upbeat, Like I think what he was trying to say is like, tell me something about your life. Where are you from? Do you have like did you play kickball. Do you like, tell me anything about your human life? I want to feel understood. She must have said that five times under sin what you haven't delivered a line that could be interpreted it it's all about you,

so narcissisted. All she has is a good blowout, like she's just got a really bouncy blowout. If you paused, it was like it was like, I know, and I feel statements that went nowhere. It's yeah, I know, blah blah blah, I feel. But and I was like, there's been no substance. They don't know what they do. It's Kayla the one early on with the me basub in the Horrible That's terrible, and that's terrible. With Kevin Hart

and the ride along too. She's so boring. But I heard somebody told me she makes it to the final like that home that Okay, don't know spoiler alerts real. Well, no, I mean I want to know, I don't want. I mean, I'm pretty sure she does. By the preview I don't know,

just preview wise, it felt like she did. By the way we were talking to Katie, our producer preview wise, when he's on the phone at the end, I kind of just wanted to start this podcast with I didn't even care what happened after the episode because the previews that phone call. It's like, wait a minute, does he send someone home and then be like, oh my god, I'm making a mistake and then I'm gonna call the other one? And by the way, if you're the one

that's picked. But he's saying I'm completely in love with two people? Like what I from that? Katie thinks that it sounded like Kayla on the phone that he calls. It sounded like Kaylin and the it probably could be his mom, you know what I mean. I think we're setting this up for some like low drama and queuing it. Here's here's what I think. Can I say what I think? I think the final two are Joe, Joe and Lauren By. I mean he sends Lauren B home, flips the funk out,

sends Joe Joe home, calls Lauren B boom. I almost just got a children. Do I need a more? Personally Kayla and Lauren By? I think Kayla is out. I think Kayla is out soon. Here's I don't I think she makes it today. I think Emily makes it way farther than I thought. For that interview, I mean, for that preview. I picked one of the twins for my final five. I did also pick Booms in the Moon. Um okay, wait a minute, because when she started talking,

I was like, who are you? She hasn't never done anything yet but the but the preview, what do you call it? Whatever? Its coming attraction, coming attraction, the same thing, right? Um I did Oh yeah, okay, yes, I think that is a very good scenario. What I did love is like I'm digging hard on Jojo and I want I want in my dream sequence it would be uh well, first of all, me banging Jennifer Lopez. It's it's another dreams Okay, I would be like Ben Lauren, and then um,

Jojo is the next bachelorette. I'd love to have Joejoe's next. Yes, she's the most captivating. I agree that she's a realist person. And she had the best line about it was like a softball for stand up comics. When the pigs were coming out the wind. Everyone was like, Okay, it's like every straight bar in America. And then and I I was writing it down and then paused. When she goes it's like a bar like any yes, Jojo Jojo looks

good in a bikini. I love Joe. That pig date side the pig, I can't came up with that bullshit amazing would be the back part. I also love the pigs. I was I would have loved personally. I would have loved a swimmer pig. They were so cute and freak and I loved him like crossing. I liked the pigs. I'm not a good enough swimmer to be with that many big pigs coming out, any big pig, I'm not a good swimmer world. I'm actually like, I can't have hungry big pigs because I feel like you are tiny,

well small, and I'm a bad swimmer. Who was the one who was like getting kind of attacked about did anybody have a thorn Bird slashback where the the little boy gets killed by the wild pig. I didn't watch. I mean, it's just a great mini series of all okay, okay, okay, so Kayla And conclusion, he didn't ask her do you love me or whatever. He asked her like basically tell me something about yourself, and she said, I love you. I think, but I don't think I can I can love,

and I'm going to break your heart. And he seems like he's fucked up enough because he's like on lovel that he would hook into that and be like, let me prove it, like like that minute that guy needs all the minute he does. The minute she dropped, I think I'm in love with you, I think I love you, and I'm pulled back and then like I was like, but maybe not subconscious. He was like, I have to keep her because now I can't. I need to know, I need validation. If she brings up one more, may

I say the word fuck one more fucking time. You know when you said you weren't lovable, I've had enough. Now. Yeah, she's fucking crazy. I said, she's secret crazy. Just she looks kind of like dead in the eyes, you know, like she's pretty and she's sweet. There's nothing there's something. She's always sleeping, She's always like sleeping, she has there's no there there. He's like, you know what he's digging on. I'm remember I remember in high school the guy that

I was obsessed with. He was very handsome, and I kept be like, no, he's just shy. He's he's like no, he is no fucking personal like you're just digging, you're seeking. There's a mystery there, there's nothing to discover. He's a Dutch. Here's a mystery she got. I got like a real weird I got a real weird vibe from her, and I was like, oh my god, this arden called this for sure? Her hair also can just sidebar two about hair? Did Olivia look increasingly younger and younger this episode? Now?

Katie was pulled up a photo of her and said that she has a lot of hair all over her face and thinks she's a lot older than she than her Emily or Olivia Olivia, because Olivia's hair was very frizzy and blond and a lot of her like confessionals, and she looked increasingly like younger to me, he seems more adult. When I wrote down, Olivia, no makeup, she's sixteen, Olivia too much makeup? Thirty eight? Thank you? That is exactly how I feel. I'm sorry I didn't take notes.

Can we check? All right? So let's cut to let's cut two. Would we rather do Leah and Lauren b or do we want to do? Do we want to do Olivia and the Twin? Let's just go and show order do le next. Okay? So Leah, Leah, It's like, you clearly saw this girl who was upset. A producer swooped in, saw an opening and was like, and by the way, like, it's not really like when she went to his house whatever, his apartment, It's like, who knew you could do that? And that that was okay? Wasn't

that Like? Isn't that not? It's becoming more the last couple of seasons, there'll be a one fly by. There used to be no flyby, and now you'll get ones. I'm gonna slip out and get more. Now it's like the leaving and coming back bs, you know what I mean? Not all systems got My thing is this? Who is she? I don't even remember? Just picked last week for the She kept talking and she was like, I'm never we're not connecting, so we're not connecting. I don't know who

you are? It was I agree. I just when I watched it first of all, my I had my my jaw open most of the show, and I was like, what what she's doing? Hot? That Cay was a bachelor unreal the Bachelor pad right pase I thought she made it made a decision. She's clearly not going to make Padise.

She wants to be on Bachelor in that was a Bachelor in Paradise, Yeah, because she needed to do something memorable enough to like how people hate her so that when she goes like, oh, you know what it was, it was desperate, like desperate because I tweeted at Aaron and like I'm gonna be calling her Leah lasta cheffer? What are you doing? By the way, and he's out

of away from his friends, he has no backbone. So the second anybody says I think Aaron might be an alien from Mars, oh my god, maybe maybe he has no sense of Like, no, she seems like a nice she stood up for Laura any of The second anybody puts doubt in his head with Leah, who has no context with it's like maybe she isn't. By the way, how cute is Lauren When she cries? She gets a perfect little red nose. He's tiniest, she looks like an elf. She used to be a cat. She said, she's the

cutest crier. I'm gonna say this, like Ashley, I a little too less made like a little like if she doesn't have makeup on. She ain't looking that hot. No, she has like I'm sorry, she has full lashes on at all time. Was wonderful me too. Shut up. What I'm saying is this last episode. Do you remember when like she was sitting in the first flash to arm tickles, Oh my god, that was Emily jos Jo tickling Emily's arm in bed? It was Amanda. Was Amanda doing arm tickles.

I was like, is this like a full blown high school slumber party. I think it might be like the gay thing, but like I never was the woman to crawl in bed and like I got got other stuff was going on, so it made me so uncomfortable where I was just like I like this, like they actually have like this weird sisterhood. There's actually a sweetness with these women were all competing for bed. They're actually nice ladies. They're what I was saying about Lauren b was last episode.

She was sitting in a bed again talking to someone about Olivia, and she had what I'm going to say, she might have put on makeup to look like she had no makeup on, because she looked ghostly and kind of like, well, that's like when a man to the mom got woken up for her date in full face with Bhillia was just like such a hag. And the thing is, it's like Bachelor one oh one. Everyone knows if you're the girl that talks about someone else, you're

pat you're getting over. Not Emily. Okay, now, Emily, I have to say when rising from the nash the ashes like this, this is like the phoenix, and I did not see she has a personality. She's not a rockets just but she owns it. She says, I'm not smart, but you know what she has. She has actually like a strong core of moral like right and wrong. And she didn't she's taken down Olivia. She took the bullet for the team. And she did say that can we

start with her bikini? Top of what she I want to give her a make all right, she doesn't know it's Vegas. She's a professional twin. She's a professional twin. It's just it's one of these things where you cheer for her because there's this like sweet innocence, but also she's just like the F bombs make me laugh so hard, Like she couldn't be like more like less classy, you know what I mean? Vegas Vegas twin f bomb just like letting it all hang out. You know. I like

her tone. Nails are probably always almost painted. Yeah, I mean like they have like the stitch. She's going to get swept away by like a trucker um in a few years. In a weird way that The Bachelor is the best thing that's happened to these twins, because now I actually can tell them. If you actually put the two of them together, I would know which one Emily is because she's the one that has a little bit of balls. Yeah but she Okay, let's just cut to

the worst day in Bahamas weather history. They get taken to an embarrassing, embarrassing hurricane season, a rocky island that's just filled with blowholes, like it's just nothing. But guys are the boat ride there alone, I was like harrowing, harrowing. And by the way, Olivia is smart to go for the top, not the poor twin was like one on two on one, I'm gonna put a nice barrel curl in my hair a banana. I cut to this solve

all of the ocean and her. Okay, So they make it to this rocky shoreline where there's just nothing but blowholes, not a sandy krag in site, and it was it was nothing to do there but just hold it. It was so awful. At least the twin had the fringe wrap and leaving basically Olivia is Olivia still on that island. May say something the cut of her or the soundtrack of her crying over the quietly, and then you're like,

and it's just like you see all the ocean. I'm like, that reminds me of me when I went through a break cup and went to Hawaii Loan. He's like, this is bringing me somewhere. I can feel this. I wanted pigs to come out like and how cruel is it to be like bring the rose with him? Oh? Me and my sister and I were talking about. I was like, in all Olivia's nightmare, you know, to bring the rose with him? Was this was this? That was poor ros to then leave you on that island, not even offer

you a like an escort to a car service. She's just staying from the and I sent the PA to get her bag. It's one of the greatest shots. Though every season I still go back to the the canyon with the Jersey Princess and that psycho. I'm sure she killed her leaving. That came indion. I forget what season was The Farmercy was farming farmers at Farmington the bad Lands. That was seriously one of my fate. I was laughing so hard because I missed that season and you've described

that to me. Sorry, because I was like, oh my god, it's happening. It's happening right now. Her hair was the helicopter was blowing her right because he got the helicopter left her there, both of them. He left. He left two women in the canyon. It was amazing. But I have to say, um, there is a shot, though I don't know if that's the best shot. Did you see the shot of him like in a full gray suit leaning off and like a deep lunch, just like, oh

the wind help me deep? They had that, which we never got, And we also never got Jojo racing down the stairs. They've got a lot of the previews of her racing on the back of her dress going I can't do this, and her racing down the stairs, and they didn't have that in the episode, and they didn't have the teacher who we eventually sent home when like, she's got that shot in the last preview where like they opened the door and she goes and like her

face was like I can't believe what she's seeing. Oh yeah, they didn't have that, but they did have her admit that she quit her job to come here. She's like a kindergarten teacher who quit her job to come beyond the Bachelor. I mean, how idiot. Favorite thing is when they're crying in the car and they're like when this happens all the time, and I just want to be like, come here, see a therapist. Yeah, I also look inside

who's calling? Who's calling? That's Nick Vile? You guys. Yeah, It's like it's one of those things where like you always go, has anyone seen the show before? You've all seen the show before. You need to plan a little bit better. But I also just look forward to those moments. That Olivia moment where they pulled away. I was like it was kind of like bitter sweet because like I'm gonna miss her. But then I'm like she just was so like always in a bathing suit was god awful.

Nothing for her breast placement. I was just like, what do you mom going to your like kids? Like she's ready to be at a gross soccer moms. You guys. I just want to say I was watching We hunted down some clips of her doing newscasts and she's definitely not twenty three. She's like, she's like she's just done. Oh wait, we haven't discussed the best quote. These quotes are like, oh yeah, okay. That she started out, come at me, Bro, I'm not going anywhere. Everyone else can

suck it. No. I like reading books in my room and thinking that's what I do. Smart things, smart things. And then at the end direct quote, deep intellectual things are my jam. I mean it was like quarter of one in the morning. I hit pause and I was just holding myself laughing. Deep intellectual things are my jam. And like that skirt suit, Come at me Bro was so natural coming out of her mouth that I was like, I don't I want you gone? Yeah she was. I

think she's actually crazy. Here's the thing. Because I only watched last seasons, but escaped from I went from gen Chef's season to the this is such a more boring season because last season we had some of the humor. We had JJ and Clint, we had the Healer. These girls are just sweet, earnest, Knights like or crazy, like like it's not as funny as last year Caitlin. Also, I feel like Joe Joe's the new Caitlin and that's why I agree she should be the Bachelor at Um

the next time. But like Caitlin was personality personality out and yeah, and the guys always are ready to ham it up a little bit. Unfortunately, the women are just like worried about their eyes, have like spirals they have You're the thing is also it's like the whole you know you're in Bahamas. The pigs was so outrageous and everyone suddenly had a fun meltdown like you're still in Bahamas. It was swarming with I decided last night that the Bachelor series is like us seeing behind the scenes of

a pageant because there's always a bikini sequence. They're always in gowns, like when it comes out and then everyone's crying sabotaging each other. Her shows up like you're just like, oh ship, this is like, well it also works. What I also hate is where he went up to Jojo and he's like okay, like yeah, like that you have to always just be up and on like and she's like, you know what like I'm a human being or back like one of them. It's like, yeah, man, that scene

that's I wrote down. That's what I was going to bring that up. That's why I thought that that exchange with them like when I'm I'm like like a therapist. Now let me break down that frame. But he went to Jojo when everything was chaotic, and he was just like, you know, you're okay, and she was like whoa. You know it's hard on all of us because she speaks like a human being. And then he was like no, no,

like you're you get it. And I was like, she's she's going to be one of the two because he's so she he's so solid with her, and I was like that moment, I was like, she's I hope it is in the final test? Is she the oldest one? Katy? Do you want to come over and say anything? Katie's a big Bachelor fan. I feel like this was such

a good episode, deep intellectual things. Can we talk about the preview for the Oh my God, I can't wait and that girl the Virgins crying again and looks like he's had a lot of botox to get ready to be back on TV. This Sunday is Sunday, we have to watch. Yeah, we definitely Katie Katie everybody Nerded, Runner of the Nerds of the Whole podcast Empire. When she

said deep intellectual thoughts, that was my favorite thing. Yeah, I was just like, nobody know when what you didn't even get an intellectual sentence together and ends with my jam heard her. Her whole thing that murdered her was that she was thought she was saying all the things she should be saying, but I didn't realize she was Basically everyone around her is dumb. Yeah, and she just kept saying it in different ones like I just like to read, I just like smart talk. They do their nails.

They had shots of her doing her now, I mean she's the worst of them all, Like she's the worst. You think her breath is really bad, yes, because I think she doesn't eat, and you know when you don't eat for a while and then you get that stank breath because it's like you're not eating. I think that's got to be a gut thing at this point, right, Yeah, they probably got Rock's probably leaking. What point? What really? What? What do you need to get off your chest about

last night? What do you need to share and leave leave in the safe safe house, the safe circle. I don't know what was I mean the moment on that on that cliff was, Yeah, that was great there. Also remember um last season on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette when she left Um, when Caitlin left that cupcake guy on like yes, like this really high cliff and I was like, Oh, he's gonna jump and kill himself. Yea, you stay there that he's sobbedbcake of things I wrote

down was, um, Chris Harrison has the best job. He doesn't he just flies. He flies to these gorgeous things and he's responsible for two sentences every episode. He comes in and he goes because I remember writing this down and I just paused it because I was like, god, I just want to be him, like ladies, this is the final Rose tonight. And then he's done, punches the clock and he's not like I find his presence and I think I love him too. I hate him but

like him a lot. Don't you want that job? He's a genius because he's an executive producer on the show, and he did that pretty early on. He's like he's like to me, like the best job in sports his first base coach, because you don't have to do anything. These guys have been playing since they were four years What can you possibly tell a runner approaching first base?

And it's Chris Harris, like he can he can just be drunk, he can be high, you can be on the beach like he has two sentences and all he and he seems like trustworthy, so like but even though I'm sure he never truly has anyone's back. But all he has to do is like what are you know? Just follow your heart. It's all has to stay off camera. It's five sentences. One in the preview, he says, you know, if you do this, it'll it'll be it'll change. Yeah,

what did he say? It'll change? They always, I agree with you where they lead it on, they always change it. But like that was weird. Is real weird because I thought I felt from the beginning with Lauren B me too, that it should be Lauren B. That's the one she's I think it's down to Jojo and Lauren B. At the end, I hope it is I fear ding Dong. I have no idea who's going to be the Bachelorette next he's I hope it's not Kayla. I hope he thought it would be Kayleb at first. Now I don't know.

Now I can see it being Jojo, because Jojo reminds me of Caitlin. Yeah, I was like, I'm so all in on Jojo. She guys to know the Becca is a chiropractic assistants, the oldest one there. She's twenty six. I just I love and she looks so much older. I love. I like Becca to I liked her last time. Yeah, She's got a nice way about her and she can read and she can shoot a hoop. She's way better than I do think though, I like, I like Becca.

I really like Becca. But I do think that like you could take like you could blindfold Becca, take Ben out and just put like paul in and she'd be like, I'm developing feelings from you know what I mean? Like, I think you could put her in front of literally a cardboard cup. I think probably all those girls. Yeah.

Well also, I mean it's like Beth Stelling. I remember she used to have this joke about about the show how She's like, yeah, if you're flying me around and giving me these four star dinners and taking me to all these exact places. Yeah, I'll fall in love with my brother, like I always thought that was so true because I mean it's like it's so unrealistic. Yeah, it's like, okay, this coming up? Are we all in? We're all watching this Sunday twenty As I was going, I was like, oh, God,

make sure this is more. My DVR was I had to go put it in. My DVR wasn't smart and my dr did not know I had what you've got a good DVR. I definitely had to go who's getting married? Do you think I think it's I think that's what I thought. No, I think it's Maitland. We have thinkin I'll tell you after. I think it's Caitlin and Sean.

We got a little info, but I but then I remember Chris said to Jade and Tanner, oh, you have to come back to Mexico, and that's what they'll they'll start, Well, they'll have two weddings, they'll have we'll start the Is it like a two hour I don't know. I was watching this ship since the beginning because they kept showing Bob that was so excited. Bob put on a couple of lbs Bob like like he put it packed off. He was always a little bigger. That's what I liked

about him. He was and he had personality. I did. I did his podcast once You're podcast. He had a podcast that I do know. Do we feel like, um, Olivia, uh and Lee are going to be like absolute chewings for everything Bachelor for the rest of their Definitely? Yeah. Leah, I don't know. I think she just shut herself in the foot and she was also born and she looks just like Harley's Harley. I kept thinking it was Carly. Oh my god, did you see that what's her name is?

Pregnant in that? Who was crazy girl? Ashley actually actually the one who talks to the crab and Sean and she's pregnant right or did she already have a baby Caitlin? Oh no, no, shut the virgin? Sorry sorry, Sean the virgin? Yeah, a baby, right, Yeah, they're pregnant. They're pregnant. Yeah, so that means they finally slept together. It was real bad. I bet it was. Oh yeah, I'm sure it was terrible. She probably just had it hang in there, you guys

say something she put up. Sean wasn't a virgin I can guarantee Sean decided to live a life differently and stopped sleeping with women. But I can guarantee that guy had sex before he made that choice. Just say that they were she wasn't. She wasn't thought she was too. How would you publicly call yourself waiting to till he was married. I don't think he called himself. You got a test your of cars? You got you got a test your of the cars? Oh my god, yeah, you guys.

There's an episode. There's a new show called It's Not You. It's just It's not You. It's men on Own and it's hosted by Tyrese and Rev Run. Hear me out. They had a cup, they talk about sex. They had a couple come out who waited till they got married to have sex. And at her ceremony, at her reception, went to a doctor the week before, I'm drooling sorry, went to a a doctor of the week before, got a test to prove that she was still a virgin, that

her hyman was still intact. Announced it at her reception. Everyone applauded. Hey, mom and dad. She made it packed with her dad that she wouldn't never want to talk to anything like that, my dad, that's awkward. And then when so, yeah, did she never ride a bike? Did she never use a tampa? That's why she got a check. That's him and Himan, Okay, him in all right, So she never used stampa. She never wrote a bike, she never did anything that when horseback riding. Nothing like that.

Does the tampa? I think it does. I don't mean it just felt like banana pants. Well, you guys, this has been a real joy. Eddie peppatone, we'll be sending it into I'm gonna assume I was watching, I now watch thinking about what Eddie's thinking. I want to do. I would like to have dispatches from Eddie to the full season and then bring him in for a hardcore

hour when it's all done. Of what this experience was like, a one on one with me and Eddie that I've been torturing him from Afar, and I want to bring in it and break it and face He could face his torturer, and that's me. So, did anybody have any upcoming gigs that they want to promote? Next Tuesday, I'm at a barrel house in San Francisco, Okay, for like a little fun. NBC thing and uh Bamford's doing the show as well. Like that's fun. I'll be in Chicago

at zay each yea from seventeenth. Come celebrate text Day with me in Dallas. Hyena's the weekend of April fifteenth. So you, guys, thank you for listening. We will we will be back next Wednesday. Um, I believe Lauren Lapkis will be here. I might call in if I can because of course, and uh, you guys, uh will you expect? This is very exciting and email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Um, any thoughts are questions or what you think who you think the final two are

gonna be. It's getting exciting. When I saw those previews last time, I was like exciting. I gotta be honest too, is I usually fast forward through the dates because I'm just like, sometimes I don't look. If there's someone i'm at into, I gotta go, you know, I just want to see what's happened. Makes a lot of us. But I'm very excited. Thank you for letting ahead. And you have your podcast. Oh Dad, Dad's Club, The Dad's Club. Okay, you guys, Dad, give me a call. Okay, cool. Well,

we'll be a Dutch. Okay, all right, you guys have a good one. Okay, Oh yeah, I want to get all up and get tonight. It feels so good. I just gotta want gonna push your finger when you read this rule, these rules to your word, These rules your word now leading noticed dot com? What are your staying