"Penicillin Pie!" With Rob Benedict

and um, I'm so excited. First of all, we're getting so close to the fence jump, We're getting so close to fantasy suits joining me on this merry journey from her house with Bunny and Katie Levine. Hi. And then we also have a man that I think needs a pretty exciting introduction. No, I can't hear this, but I know that something's happening with j J Maran and Nasma. He was bachelor. It really does j a year my heart.

He feels like it feels like if and when I get rich, I want to make you a satin boxing

robe and then like like you're with it. It says like batch batch, oh year, and like just like the list, like like like my check marks, like like my tour dates, like your tour dates, and then like at the very bottom, it says like see you in Nashville, j J. When you get an outline of your mom's face on it to them like the two of you like and she's like accepting your rose, and it's like and I get to say that you're the best replacement dot I've ever had.

Oh my god, well guy speaking of step daughters, Oh my god, and stepfather's on the show. Dude, I mean. But let me also just say before we get going, you guys, we are on Spotify now, so make sure you can check out our podcast on Spotify. Spotify now has all of your favorite podcasts. You can listen to music and podcast all in one place, and they picked us to be featured in their podcast for Bachelor Nation, which we are so excited about. So thank you, Spotify.

We really appreciate it. Awesome. Yeah, I'm excited because I listened to I used all I listen to the music on Spotify, so now I can go back. I have some good like playlists on Spotify, but I feel like I also have Anybody who's like a millennial wants to email in and tell me how to make better, Like how do like I need like I'm so sick of my music. I need suggestions of how to find cooler music. We're so excited. We're on Spotify now and if anyone can email in and tell us how to use it.

I feel like people are like I used it all that I use it like I have my playlist, but like I'm on your home my aage, it'll like recommend things for you and like it has different like like uh genres you can look at because I always like recommended playlists and they are usually great and write up my life. I gotta get on Spotify. I'm on Apple Music, which isn't as Yeah you have and it robbed now because you can hear yourself on there. Okay you guys.

Hometowns starting it off hot with how why the shower? Why the shower commitment this year? Is it the same shower shot they keep reusing or is it different different showers they had? They had one shower shot that was going pretty hard for most of the season. This was a new shower shot that started straight to like almost pubes, like like if he was a lady, it would be like his mom's area. It was like it was like the upper like the upper pube, lower belly were almost

we're almost to the micro his treasure trail. Like they were showing like his dirty like his feet and his washing like it was weird. It was they've never done that before, Like I can't remember. I don't think there's been anywhere They're like, we're just gonna keep showing you shower like they was sure like once in all with Chris Souls, like I remember that because he's in that outdoor shower. But like, okay with what's this with uh Colton? Now?

It's like NonStop the SuDS going down the drain. I wonder if they're trying to make somebody that they know is like to tear chunks. I wonder if they're trying to make like like we all know he's a virgin, and wasn't Crystal's a born again virgin. Maybe they're trying to make but wasn't he did he say he was a born again news that was the blonde guy, the Mormon guy? What was his name? So Sean was the

born again virgin? I say, okay, so then he was he starts off, he checked himself out in the nude, in the in the like, and then he goes he looked himself the mirrors. Yep, still gay. Yeah, I mean, and I feel and he like he still leads to this full like his greatest fear is like at a certain point, like if all you're focusing on is your greatest fee or like nothing good can come of this. There's no positive outcome that if you every morning starts with my greatest fear, let me, let me just let

me just really lock it in. And I woke up thinking about my greatest fear again. It's gonna be a great day. My goodest fear is seeing him in the shower and his pubes again, Like I don't ever his pubes again. So, guys, I don't know if you remember, but Virginia is for lovers. Oh my god, we're back. I thought we were done with Virginia. Back it Fredericksburg. Is it Fredericksburg. We're in Fredericksburg and they're in a

horse and carriage in a red velvet carriage. God, I have to say, one week past the they just want to be the bachelorette. Like I think that they both clear like at the end of like having watched last night's episode. I was like, oh, they both both clearly want to just be the bachelor, yes, and if they give it to either of them, I will fucking die.

I was thinking mad, And I don't think they would because the backlash would be too insane because it's like they're just they're they've they've just been schemed together to somehow fucking get it. And it's like we all know, Klin, we all know that this is all you care about, like we're not. And Kassie and I mean even hiding it very well. No, no, and her whole family is like so ready for their clothes up, but oh my god, except their dad, and that dad's like, give me the

fun out, although he I mean okay. So so they're on this awkward horse and carriage right around fridges for Fredericksburg. And here's the conversation. My mom used to draw blood in that building, and I would like and when I would have blood drawn, I would like myself in the closet was such a I was such a brat. I do love you, Colton. That's how it went. I was like, oh my god, yeah, and then they're like, I'm gonna take you to Carl's ice Cream my favorite spot, and

the girl's worst joke was executed. That really, like as a professional comedian, really hurt my feelings when she goes. The best part about Carl's is it smell. It smells really good. And then he smelled it and she shoved it into his nose. It was kind of funny, and then he kind of looked at her like do I

do it back? Or it was I mean it was like that was like a move of the older brother from Wonder Years, like like like that that that she actually executed that and thought she was nailing her best joke right and and and then later he kissed her and it was like you smell like ice cream. Yeah, there's no romance none. I just I don't believe her. I don't believe Cassie right now. My favorite is America's

newest rapper, Hannah. And I say that only after finding out that Tasia had a boyfriend allegedly up until the day before. Okay, so I was looking into that and I don't. I mean, it sounds like they weren't like they've been dating oil, but weren't exclusive. I still don't really like that, but I still like Tasha the most, and I think she should be the bachelorette. I would love it if Tisha was a bad solorette. I think, I don't know, maybe she Maybe the final two would

be her and and hand. I was happy. I was happy that they were the first two to get roses METI um. So then she goes, I do love you Colton, and he goes wow, Like I feel like this is what life would be like. Afterwards, we get a dog, we travel together. Her teeth were so white and white, it was like ross from that episode of Friends. I remember when tooth whitening first started, and like you can just get like toothpaste, like you know, you know what

I used. I used charcoal toothpaste. It works great because I have very sensitive teeth and it wins my teeth, but it doesn't make them sensitive really well. My brother, my brother and I grew up with like we had like both of us had weird stains on our teeth from penicilla, and like we had like little yellow spots all over our teeth. So and teeth whitening first, did you take too much penicillin? Thing? I I have never

heard of it. I looked, as you know, I was a stunning beauty into and my brother had a huge head and cooke pobla blasses and one dead I I like like, I like like Bart from Strange whatever, Like I said, I was a boy and I people were like, what a polite young man? And I had an orange like pumpkin on my head and my brother like a huge head. And we both had like poka yellow teeth. And was JJ making you penicillin pie every day? You're having our penicinicles every night per she would just freeze

and we could just suck on it. J JJ would come home from a control state to stick stick a popsicle stick into penicilla. I'll tell you now, we have no immune system, but we guest. But so when they first started teeth whitening, I went and got it, and my teeth were almost blue. They were so white, and they hurt from the inside like for like three weeks, like they were like glowing blue, like like it was like blow in the dark blue. Yeah, And I feel

like Caylen went to that same doctor. Yeah, yeah, they're way white. She just like war fucking crest white strips were like I'd turn the tip down on my TV. Maybe J J made her penicilla. Still no explanation as to what your teeth got staked by Zilla. I think we were both God blessed her, but we were both I think we were both so like just no. I say we both had like just such an imbalanced diet that like like like we just had like frough loops

and like twinkies and like Kentucky fried chicken. We were just take Kentucky fried chicken in a baggy in our school, like in our lunch bags. It would just be like a drumstick and a baggy, like unrefrigerated, waiting till noon. I was like, guess that was like on a good day, healthy Fridays. I remember they they had like it was like we were supposed to do the ox Fam fast where we're like we were supposed to fast for the day, donate like our lunch money. We would donate the lunch money.

But my j J didn't believe in it because we were so like anemic and like our blood sugar was so low that she would pack us like extra fried chicken jumpsticks to eat. I'm like the Oxford a fast day anyway here so here we are. I've never heard a fascine day. It was not a great idea, be saince we we were so little, you know. But also it's just called you kipper, Yeah, exactly what. It wasn't religious at all. It was not religious until we went

to a Quaker school. So they're just like, we need to you need to feel with these, you know, poor kids you're feeling. Yeah, I mean that's that's like, you know, it's got good intentions. Sure, yeah, I like that you've had to get away, not full weekend, but you've had sort of a Sunday funday with J J Rob. I know I have. That was awesome. We need to do it again. You know what She's I'll meet you anywhere you want. Let's all go to Savannah family. So I

could say to you what John says. So we meet John caitlin stepdad, who was so skeptical of Colton as he should be, and uh and his voice, I kind of John actually seemed like a fairly upstanding I liked John and he was he seems like a really nice guy. And he sounded kind of like a stoner, which I appreciated. Um, he get he was. He was freaking out and panicking when Colton I didn't fully understand they were like cook

like frying cookie dough and feeding each other. It was an odd first family visit because there was there was no There wasn't that dinner where he'd make a toast and everything was like a barbecue. And they weren't they weren't talking, they weren't like he had to like fry the dough and like and he goes. He gave her a bite of a wedding cake. He gave her. It

was just like freaking out. He was freaking little. Yeah, a little too much, maybe because every father in this entire episode was like, oh, not a minute now, you're getting engaged at the end of it, like what is this TV show season? I'm sorry research? Like I was like, what did you think would happen with baby girl to Calabasas to go get into that or like Malibu adjacent? What did you think was going to happen? He didn't looked up the show before exactly. Yeah, there's a price

to fame, sir. I loved so then her sister who had who had an amazing full orange eyelid with it looked like she had pink eye. I haven't just haven't just had pink I like, just like that, like, were her fake lashes too heavy? Like she was going on. She had really orange eyelids and new fake giant like almost like burlesque fam I like glued on. And then she had on a she had on a nose ring and a crop top and the most amazing I mean,

look as a lady with real heavy boobs. Myself, I think they might have been new and purchased these giant, glorious breasts that were pouring out of this crop top waiting. Probably like sisters are crazy with each other, so I'm sure like having a beauty pageant sister, Like the thing felt loaded, I'm like it amazing. Yeah, I did a real number on that lady. Yeah. She was really like I got it. I got it too, and she was pretty. But I was like, wow, the the whole thing. I

was like, you got ready for this? And then she immediately started throwing shade about Colton to really throwing shade hard to Kaylin. She's like, it mean, you know this is just like she she really was skeptical about the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so let's be honest. I couldn't get past her eyelids. I just couldn't buy anything. She was saying, no, I mean really, I just was like, what is happening? Who does that? Does? I mean maybe she had a reaction to penicillan and her eyelids. Yeah,

she's putting the penicillan pie on her eyelids. She could have had such bad pink eye. She tried to distract us with her new last that's what it was. Um. So then her hit John, we heard nothing from the mom really, and then John is like, it's hard as a parent, this is huge. This is new territory for me. And then he's like, well, we've been through a lot together, and he's like, so you've had some trials. It's just

this is just hard to wrap my head around. It's scary to know that my daughter could be the one at the end of this. Like he I felt that he was actually very authentic and well's but he looked in shock. Yeah, and I thought it was it was sweet the way he took the compliments, like when calin you know to him that he was a great father. Yeah, go, oh my god. That really choked me up. Well, then he said he when he said he said to her, do you do you want to get married because it

sounds like you could just be friends. The different that was so funny. He was like the way he said, He's like, why don't you just be friends and stead? But that's the thing he sends that Colton's gay, Like, I mean, I wonder who would phrase that if like this is my boyfriend and then maybe you could just be best friends? Said who downgrades it to just be

friends rather like you could just date? That could be it that he really did think Coulton was gay, and he's like, Um, I don't want you to like try to marry this guy because he's going to come out of the closet one day and it's gonna hurt you. So then John, So then she goes to John and she's like, John, you've been perfect and better than my real dad. You're the best replacement dad, and I'll always

love you. He said that to her. I'll always love you on conditionally, unconditionally, and you've been the best dad. He was tearing up. I really love I want John to adopt me. Yeah. I loved him. I loved him. Yeah, And John was really the hint of that whole hometown visit. Mom was nowhere to be found mom mom pieced out. I have to say, I mean truly, I was like,

this is a lovely man. He is lovely. Yeah, yeah, I was good with Duld John and even and even by the end he was like okay with Colton, Yeah yeah, and you know what, he should have not immediately given it, Like he really took his time. He was like, can I have permission? And then he was like, are you

truly ready to get married? Like if you are, if you are confident, then okay, Like I guess if that's like I thought, Colton was very wise with how he approached the dad, being kind of honest, and it's saying if I can get there, and I feel at that point when it's time, which isn't like three days, I mean I had like I thought, I felt like he

phrased it. Whoever is coaching him is doing a good job. Yeah. No, it was fearless with the way he asked them all looked him in the eye and he was honest back with him when they're like, but do you love the other girls? Yes? Yeah, I mean he did have that well. Apparently Nick file All talked about that on his podcast, how like that was the hardest part because like he had to ask dads that that he like knew he wasn't gonna choose those girls. And he was like it

was really terrible. I don't know why they make it. I mean, I feel like they've done it every season where they asked, which is fucking stupid. Like my would slap him, like, what the fuss wrong with you? My face? When I got when I asked my wife to marry me, I was twenty three years old, and U I called her mom and her mom and I has permission because I thought that's what you had to do. And her mom was like, what would you like to her dad's

mowing lawn? Would you like to ask his permission? I'm like, no, you can just tell him for me, just okay. So then uh Kaylin takes him outside and this is the most insane thing where she goes. Remember last week when I said I was falling in love with you, Well now I am confident I am fully in love with you. It's like, what's the difference. How do you know? I don't believe you know. It's just so weird the way they talk about it, like it's a thing that you

check off a list. And I feel that he knew that she wasn't telling the truth and that's why he did not pick her, because I feel like he used to really like her before he figured out she just wanted to be the bachelor rat. It is interesting, like at the end of it, when you know, when when he didn't pick her, he didn't really offer any big hey, I didn't didn't didn't think we were are yet or whatever.

He really didn't say anything, did he know? Because I think it was like, you're not being I mean, look, let's just assuming he's straight in this like, and I think he is trying to be straight. Whether he's straight or not. I think he really is trying to pick someone. I think he knew that she was lying. Yeah, I mean,

her heart just like didn't seem minute. And then I saw someone like my friends sent me this post where someone like totally broke down the episode before when they were in the snow and like showed just like how unexcited she was to see him and all that, and it didn't make it seem like she wasn't into him, because I think she's just there to fucking be the bachelorette. Well, very end, it's very obvious that she is, well, when we'll get to it at the very end. But like,

and we could talk about this more thoroughly later. But when she whispers to Cassie, get engaged or get the ring, yeah, she said, this is bullshit. She said, this is bullshit. Yeah. And then she said when she said get engaged, they made some fucking deal. There's something the fairies going on with them. They schemed some way, some way for one of them to win, like one of them, Like that's

the whole like plan. Doesn't she know that Usually historically the runner up is not the bachelor, because they're supposed to seem heartbroken. It's usually like number three or four. I mean Rebecco though, was the bachelor well because she was chosen she was, yeah, but I mean yeah, I don't know. I mean it's not always. Sometimes it is the runner up, like because Nick Nick wasn't right away, but yeah, sometimes it is. What does it mean get engaged?

I don't know. I felt like it was like yeah, I think it was sort of like just do it so you can get the People magazine cover. Like no, just just say yes. I mean I say, just say yes, even if you don't want to. And this is that's what it was. This is skipping ahead a little bit. But when Cassie was talking to her dad and she was like, well, what what what what would you do if I she almost says win. She she almost is,

what would you do if I win? And it says she like she like stops it goes end up with him or something, you like lying up with him in the end, and it's like she was gonna say fucking win. I really liked her so much on her day. I really liked her out of the gate and I look, I'm not a hater on planet Earth. But as far as like just just treating this like fictional characters, I don't trust her or my feeling this is not somebody I would hang out with anymore, or like, yeah, I

don't feel warmly towards I don't think. I don't believe her. Yeah, her family was a different casts of different light on her than I thought. I thought her family was going to be like Hannah Gee's family. And I thought Hannah Gee's family is gonna be like her family, Like, well, let's get to Hannah with the supermodeled sisters. Oh my god,

this is so we get to so we get to canna. Gee, we're in Birmingham, Alabama, and they're gonna spend the day turning him into the perfect Southern den on the head. And they started with great posture like it was just and then you have to, like I would have did you know you have to pull a chunk of bread off? But I'm so mad at that woman. That's a lot

of butter and it's a lot of butter not much bread. Yeah, like it was again, you're getting a lot less butter if you just sort of like cut it in half and butter if you're pulling it off and like bit bite by bite pulling it apart, that's like half butter. Yeah. And by the way, like in my book, like that's not better manners. No, it was weird. It was like like a joke, like no, you don't politely cut the bread. You take the bread with your fingers and you rip

off a chunk. Yes. I loved when they sat down and she was like, well, what do you do first, Colton, And he like looks like he's like, say Grace. It was like so nervous, and then she was like her family has been holding her umbrella and then you're gonna take the umbrella, and you're gonna hold the umbrella. Okay, now we get to my favorite, my own umbrella. We're getting to them. Doesn't hold an umbrella, I hold my umbrella. Okay, wait, we're getting to the best part. We meet her family.

Like three separate people, and I might be going to hell for saying this, but like three separate people tweeted in screen grabs that Hannah's mom they were convinced is Louis Anderson in Baskets. That's playing. We aren't just say. Could I just say to our viewers or listeners, you guys are so funny. There's been so many They're like,

you've really up to your tweet game. There were so many funny tweets, and there were so many funny tweets about about Mrs Baskets, about Zackly, about three Oh my god. And the hair do on the aunt was that an aunt? That was a cousin, That was her cousin the Johnny Klos eight hair. What's scary about that is I think they're around the same age. She just got the eight. I bet you she has kids already. That's why here.

So that here's the other part. And again people tweeted in and reminded me that Mrs Baskets is the one who drove on the lawn and ruined her husband's lawn, remember, and her husband's lawn to get her stuff when her parents got divorced, She drove circles on the lawn, she ruined. I definitely egot that. I was like the best detail that that is, who did circles on the lawn? God, Like, that's almost a deal breaker if I'm dating somebody like

to meet like to meet that. So you just took your fucking Ford Explorer all over you know, like like yeah, like her like she totally took her explore, didn't donuts. And the first thing she said, the first thing the mom said is I'm taking the back because oh wait, she's always been mine, yes, and like and they had done literally nothing. They had just been like, hey, I'm Colton, and she's like how Jary. Just the phrasing of like she's got this little angel passing girl and she's she's made.

She's made the most perfect little like figuring angel doll of like the blonde hair blue, I like, if that's your fan is like she has the perfect southern blonde pageant like precious moment figuring and it's hers and she did it and it belongs the best thing she's done, like her, like she would have her on a show if she could. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, and she's like upset that guess what, lady. At some point she's going

to pair off with another human. I know. I mean, that's like, it's weird for a mom to be like that and how han but but it feels very stage mom, like Gypsy Rosalie, Like, yeah, she's like the fucking the TV show, right, yeah, yeah, because Handy was a pageant person too. Yeah, oh my god, it's totally toddlers and tis that is totally it's fat And I loved your dad who really went me over in the rap at the was it was the whitest thing ever. But yeah, that man had his lawn ruined in the same room,

okay with each other. Wait a minute, Oh my god, they're not married anymore? Oh my god. Yeah they felt still married. They felt okay, right, yeah it didn't. He was like a step dad and we didn't we know it was her dad. You're right, she drove on his law. God, and then I can be in the same room and could be civil. Oh my god, she's crazy, isn't she the one that was like she's she was a real mama's girl when she left and she came back. Yeah, she said she she was a mama's girl when she lived.

Now she's a big she's a grown lady like my mom would never she drove. She drove on that guy's law and took her daughter, threw her in padgets and like and like that's been her spout. Go Oh my god, that it is so funny, crazy, it's so good. Oh my god, um so wait, so real quick. Who are those other people at the table? Her cousins and cousins and her best she's an only child, yeah, or maybe I thought she had a sister there. I didn't see sister.

She just don't remember. Oh my god. Maybe she said that. It makes sense everything. It makes that trying to figure out if that woman that looked like her aunt was her best friend cousin. I I for a minute thought that was her best friend, and I was like really, and then there was that like super pretty girl and I was like that it didn't really look like the rest of us, like that's yours, didn't girl? She didn't like a really pretty girl. She's like brown hair, like

she didn't look like the best of them. I love that her cousin, her aunt cousin cut right to sex and her aunt cousin is like, he's a virgin and fantasy suitets are next week, and what are you gonna do to love how open she is about sex, like in the coming Attractions, how she's like, you know, things are heating up, it's gonna there's gonna be a lot of cutaways of us all over each other, because it is. And then and then you see him jump a fence.

She used so far as like my favorite for him. Actually, I really I like her the most for him, And and quite honestly, we're starting to see a little more personality from you. Yeah, she's less of a fucking you know Instagram bro. But the rap I like her. I mean, the rap was the most human thing that I think she's done all season. But they I can't believe that she that I fucking tell it was amazing. I thought

it was. I mean, it was amazing when I realized she does do this, and that she's even talking about sex, and the fact that she's a content creator and yet she and yet she is the most to me of the three pageant girls left, she's the most real. Yeah, um okay, so then um he so then the dad pulls him aside and it's like, why are you interested in my daughter? Why is my daughter? Man? That was the best part. Why are you interested in my daughter? Man?

And then Davis say confused, Matthew mcconoughey, yes, and then he's and then he he does his old spiel he does with all of them, and then and then they guy was like, man o, man, I wasn't ready for that, like, where where are these dad's coming from? The like, so this is actually my daughter. I never really thought about this. Boy, it's hard to do it. You just did. Oh my god, why why are you interested in my daughter? Man? My man? I never thought that must have been hard for you

to say. I have to say, we didn't get Dean's dad on this trip, but we did get donut mom on the lawn. Yeah. Yeah, no, doughnut Mom was great. I have to go back and rewatched tessed with her daughter mom. Who have you? By the way, if you've never watched Baskets, it's so it's amazing. He's so good he has so much humanity. I'm like, when they go to Costco, I've got my Kirkland jeans and my Kirkland water. And then he goes and she goes. The mom goes,

I am freaking out here. I mean you you left a little baby girl, and now you're coming back a woman. And she's like, mom, he makes me feel safe. And then she goes, well, you go get it, girl. You came back a woman in love. You get the l Yeah, she goes, you go get it, and then christ and then she looks to the camera and she goes, I'm completely down for love. And if you doubt, I'll do donuts in your law I don't funk with me. I am I am batshit crazy. Yeah. I can totally see that.

Dad like being obsessed with his lawn though, and having like one of those like John Dear mowers, and then like the spiked the spiked shoes and walking on it. She did. Don't ruined it. You ruined my law man. Hey man, why are you and why are you daughter? Man? I mean ship, You know now that you're gonna end up heart old, run a long. You know what happened

with us? Every woman turns into her mother one day it was just a matter of time for don't ever Yeah, do yourself a favor and just put some like a nice rock garden and you maybe some cat Oh my god. And then she goes, well, you said I feel like how you feel like, come to I am falling in love with you. And then he set it back, set it back? Did he tell all he told her women? All of them. Well, he didn't get to tell Cassie because she didn't say it, and he's sitting there like

staring at her. Soon and then afterwards he says to the camera, I really wanted her to say that she was falling in love with me. He I felt like he told at least three or the few he told three of them, which which is what Ari did and by the way, which Ben Higgins got viscerated for, because Ben Higgins was the first one that ever did it.

And now it's like, I guess they just all fucking say it, because it used to be that almost like it was almost like the rules where you couldn't say you can't say you're in love, I think, but you can say I'm falling the love, which which is the fucking difference. I've never said to anyone I'm falling in love, I say I'm in love or love I love you. Yeah, that's the same in love. And then he's like, well, I didn't say I loved her. I just said I

was falling. Yeah that counts, dude, counts. Um. I was. I was almost there, and then I pulled back and then I forgot something. So I realized, Okay, and then and then and then I heard arts podcast with Lance Bass, and I really fell in love the most delightful human on earth. Okay, So then Tasha, we're at Tasha and we're in Santa Anna, Santa Anna, and she goes, relationships are all about trust, and she put she put a blindfold on him. She was like, do you trust me?

Do you trust me? And she nailed his head so hard that he kind of had a fat eye on the left. But I got really mad at him for being like, wait, you're gonna dry? Like what was that? That was a little like weird to me because it's like, what you think she's not a good driver because she's didn't like not being in control. Yea, there she did literally yeah that his head smash twice. I know, he his head into the glass and it looked like it

had like fat like it was hard. And then if he looked on his eyebrow, it was fat like like it was. It was he He really looked like the just like, you don't trust me, I can drive. And then she literally I wonder she did it on purpose. She's like, fuck you. It was like it was like, I don't know what happened. I've never had my head smashed into a window of a car that hard. Like. I guess I think what it was she was probably it looked like she was like going a little off

road or on some bumpy road. And I think because normally when you can see, you kind of brace yourself for that. You're like, oh you kind of like hold yourself still. And he's blindfolded, he can't see it. So he's just a fucking rag doll. And he just but for like next football player he was he got nailed in the head. It was real funny. He's very fragile for next football player. Yeah he is, Yeah he is.

He's delicate. So then, um so then I wrote down so gay he goes telling me what we're doing today. I don't know. I don't remember what it was. He does he does have a like when he talks kind of sweet to them, he does seem a little like couldn't be gay. He bites his lower lip and ship he's a lot yeah, like hey, are you excited? And very excited like yeah, yeah, I know, there's like a lower lip, there's like a tongue thing the lower lip and then the shimmy. This is a fascinating season. Yeah,

this poor guy, this poor guy, he's so sweet. I really wish him, you know what. I hope that we're all wrong. I hope we're all wrong. So then so then he's going skydiving up out so badly for him because he was freaking freaking out. I mean, I don't want to go skydiving ever. I never want to go skydiving. Yeah, I was like at the beginning, I was like, oh funk that, Like you don't bring someone to skydiving without telling them. But honestly, it looked like so much fun.

I was legit like I kind of want to skydive to you, you guys should go, Scott, I'll cheer you, I'll drive to Paris. Would you would you come up in the in the plane and just like not go but just like yes, yes, yes, that's cool. Absolutely, whatever is how Saturday for you guys. I'll live back from I'll be there. I'll be there. So um So that shot of him up in the plane, he's got the goggles on and he looks just like he's literally he's he pissed his pants. It's no way he didn't pants.

I know. He goes, oh boy, oh my heart is really racing, and he goes, well, he just follow her uped her down to the tunnel, to the white light. That wasn't funny. I cracked up. And then it goes, god, I still have to lose my virginity. I don't know what I'm missing yet. And I heard it's really good man. I thought it was real cute. I thought it was real funny. And I think the only way I could I could do it as like how they did it. Wear the guy just like literally pushed about. It's like

we're growing tiny plane. That wasn't tiny. He screamed like a little girl. Same screen is when you went bungee jumping. Yeah we didn't. She even say this is payback for bungee jumping. He did? He did that? Was it? Yeah? But yeah he did it. He did it. He had He looked like they had the best time ever. They mean really, because like I was like, well, they did it. They looked like they had fun. I could do it. That's amazing. My brother did it. He didn't. He really

wanted to go. My mom went, JJ went with him. Skytie no no no no. I drove him. He wanted a sky die and uh. And he did it. And he didn't speak for like five hours. It was too much adrenaline. He like literally said nothing for like five hours. Wow. Because he did. He like it, though I don't think he liked it. See, I think I would like it. I mean I used to serve snowboards like I used to, like you do more like extreme sports. I think I would like it. I think you. I believe that you

are a person that should do it. It's just scary. I don't like heights. I support you, but like I think it would be like really good for me. I think, like, I think it would be fun. Maybe you guys can go. Never He's like scary me because I'm like actually paying like do whatever. I Karen, Anna and Paget would do it.

I bet you every should all do it. My friend who my friend my friend told me that he has a he has a friend who like skydives all the time to the point where they like, she goes with like a bunch of her friends and they like make formations in the sky and stuff like they do it all the time. That's weird to me. Yeah, that's cool. That's that's terrifying. Yeah, like a collision up there, No, that's a terry. Then you'll be like colting against the window. And she said, I am falling in love with you,

and then he goes, I'm falling in love too. I feel like he meant it. After that adrenaline, I like this is that my friend. My friend was like, you know they She goes, um, oh, they maybe they did it because when they share traumatic experiences together burns some closer. That's true, that's true, totally. I thought that because definitely there's more chemistry after I agree with you. Um um. And by the way, if you guys haven't been listening on Patreon, can I just say you really should Bachelor

at Australia. You can start it anytimes. We're almost near. You could do it when you were doing um instead of Dancing with the Stars, the episodes were doing one a week and it's so fun. And the first episode of Bachelor in Australia, it is the scariest date is a one on one date where she's high and she's high in Sydney and they are between two high rises. It's windy as fun and you know how Australians are

like extremes for people. They put these like two wires between two buildings and they put a like cardboard twister game on it and wheeled she and this guy out over this courtyard like twenty stories in the air and the wind and they were supposed to do twister together. Like it was so fucking wondrous. Yeah, yeah, and like so it was every day in bathelor Australia or Bachelor

at Australia is like extreme sports. But afterwards you could see the chemical of love for this guy that ended up being off like the worst guy in the world, but she, uh, like the chemical of love you see when they're in these extreme situations is like did they both fall because they've escaped death together. Yeah, makes a lot of sense. Where do you where do you watch that?

Where do you watch the show? You know what if you go if you go on bang video and then you Google, so you can Google search on bing video. And so it's Bachelortte season six Australia and they have I think all the episodes are up there, and if you have trouble finding it, just people can email us at Rose Podcast at gmail and we can help you send you onto the web to find a place to watch it. But it's great, yeah, I highly I mean, and Bachelor in Paradise Australia is the best season of

a show I've ever watched in this franchise in any country. Okay, and there was a couple that was better than Evan and Carly that came out of the one that we watched, Okay, okay, so um so then he's Rotasia and I at first was not sold on her dad because he goes. I felt like he was really posing for the camera and he goes, guy's got to be a superstar. And the mom was like, okay, well, like besides being a superstar,

and hopefully he's someone it's gonna love our daughter. Like I feel like the mom has her hands fall Yeah yeah, I don't know, yeah, yeah I did. Yeah. It just seemed like to me, all the dads seemed like the producers pulled them aside and said, I want you to be hard. Asked, I think this guy was gonna be a fucking hardass, especially because she's already been divorced, she's already been hurt, and right right, He's like, don't funk

up again, you know. And I think they're pretty religious, and she is says on her like Instagram and Twitter like psalm something, yeah, cross over the bed, yeah yeah, and what crossover wet, Yeah, there's a cross over their bed. And didn't even see the mom and dad's bedroom that they're sitting on. There's this big, huge cross over the bed. Nothing is crosses Moore beds, but okay beds. So they get to the date and they got they immediately there

was no chit chat. They immediately went right to sit at the food and nobody ate except for that little brother who was just like sucking on his lemonade, who was adorable lemonade in a wine glass. It was so cute, so cute, Like do you want to take you to get married again? He's like, if she's happy, like she was so cute. I like that family because also, like, why the funk are you inviting all your cousins to ship, Like why would you do that? Just like have your

immediate family. If you have like a real best friend, you can invite them, but like, why do you need your grandma and grandpa? They're like what the fuck? I think people think other people care about their families. They don't. We don't. They don't. They don't. Guys don't care about care about our own families. I also think, like maybe

people want to be on TV. Yeah that's true because your cousins being like, hey, yeah, they want to be on TV, like their Bachelor fans, they totally want to be on I would just have him like meet my dogs. I mean, like, this is my family. I would do thankfully. Just not Okay, I think it's too late for me to be on The Bachelor. I do think my dad, but the cats would be there. My dad would have been an amazing podcast, but I would have the upshot of I think I think j J and my my

brother are but my brother would be very skeptical. JJ would be amazing, and my dad some podcast would be discussing my dad well, and you know, but J, that's your story. That would be that would be your story, stories that your father's passed away and and j J would j J would blow up into a big star j J. Oh my god, j J wild get a blowout. She would get fake lashes. Oh my god, JJ would nail it. She would have on like a cute she always gets, like Isaac MS rocky jackets from QVC. Oh

my god, she got. She wore her Isaac MS rocky jacket to meet Isaac MS rods. That's amazing. She's amazing. She was like flirt with Chris Harrison. It would be yeah, my mim would just be like, where is Chris Harrison? Can I meet Chris Harrison? J J and your mom which you won't reveal her name. I want to get them together in a row. Your mom watched The Bachelor Rob, Yeah she does. She watches. She'd really like to watch it with me, so when she visits. When she visits,

she watches. But yeah, she watches it. Who does she like? Um? She she's not a huge Colton fan, just because I don't think isn't either. She doesn't like him. No, Um, she doesn't buy it, and she doesn't think he's cute, but he's no Rob. Thank you. I appreciate she's saying that but like, sorry, you would like my mom. She's yeah, she's of the j j ilk and yeah, yeah, there's no way she's not. Yeah, Tassia would be her fave. Oh yeah, the normal ones. Um I think Tasha is

probably my mom's favor right now. Um so in um so. Then the dad is like, wow, I mean this is this is just incredible. I mean this is all new to me from my you know, my standpoint. I'm in protective mode. I wouldn't be able to look so then and Colton goes, I wouldn't be able to look you in the eye and say I'm not interested. I wouldn't come and he's like and so then she tells the mom it's been a whirlwind, but she really she loved him, and he's like and he's like. The dad is like,

you need a true love that will last forever. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Do none of them watch the show? No, none of that seemed to know what the show is at all. They're all just like, I'm sorry, what is this show that's been on for twenty years? Yeah? Yeah, who is this guy? Well? Really, yeah, it's crazy to me. And then yeah, it's it's weird. It's like what the fun. This is the best possible outcome. They made it to the final four. What you wanted to do? You get

rejected earlier? What did you think would happen? No? I mean I I was at I was at the gym earlier today and they had the TV on and the View was on, and they were talking about The Bachelor, and they were talking about how the dads were reacting. But like even everyone in the Bachelor same network didn't seem to understand the show because like one of them I don't know any of their names, was like, um, oh, well they're doing the fantasy suites next week, and they

were like, what is he going to do? Sleep with all of the women? When there's like ten women? He just goes from zero to twenty all of them. And I was like, have you ever watched the show? And it was like really upsetting to me. And I was like,

why are we get upset at the view? I stop paying attention to this right now when you're at the gym and you're like Trap, it's like everything, Well it's because it's on the main TV, right I can learn Trap got off the ellipticals like this, he goes and that's when Katie gained three hundred pass because is her name Joy Behar? I don't know. Uh. So then she goes he goes, well, he goes, how do you feel? And he goes, I'm falling in love with her. He goes, now,

you're a smart man. That's a strong word. Are you sure you're falling in love with her? And he's like huh wow, and uh have you? And he's like, he's like, how could you fall in love with more than one person? And he goes, just don't let anybody on and then he asked the blessing and he goes, I just met you straight up. I think you're a good guy. But um,

I don't know that I can say yes. Yeah. I mean I thought that, you know, that was real, and I thought Colton kept it real in that situation too, because he was like, how can you be in love with more than one person? Colton was like, I don't know. I've never been in the situation before, but I'm here to tell you. So then the brother, the brother is training to be in the FBI, and he said, I'll hunt you down. Yes he's crazy, yeah yeah. But then the end of it, though, the dad dad was like

all right, you got it. Yeah, he did say I want to make sure you what you know what you're getting into. You can't mic grow wave. He really hit the wave, you can't micro wave relationships. I was like, that's actually very well put Anna said that she read because Anna and I were texting thing about this, that she has a sister, but like her sister wasn't there. So I don't know. I don't know if Annah did more research until we can find out next week. But um,

that's good. Yeah, but she apparently has a sister and the sister wasn't there for some reason, I'm afraid to do any research and find out spoiler. Yeah, I'm I. Well, I look on the subreddit, which is really good about like putting if it's a spoiler, like it's a like warnt you like there's a spoiler. Um, but I didn't

see anything on there about that. But yeah, I'm afraid to look at ship too, because yeah, I know, like my friend uh texting me and she she actidentally got it spoiled for her because she was just like reading about something else and then so yeah, I don't know anything and I'm glad about that me too. I haven't looked like she thinks she saw who because like it was just in some other article. It was like she just like it came across it. It's like really easy

to find out. It's easy. You have to kind of go out of your way to try to not see ye. He goes you don't microwave relationships for this guy. Um and uh and he was like all right, all right, you get on my bluss. Yeah. After that he gave and I don't know why, and then he got real soft at the end they left. You'll forget about He was cute. He was actually very cute at the Tacia for Bachelor. I'm saying, although she was so pretty, she's so pretty, but I don't I need to know more

about her having a boy. Yeah, I would like to make sure that wasn't something, you know, super sleazy. I have to say, I'm still withholding Tatia judgment because I feel but that's shady if that's accurate. But we'll stay. But the only girls that he was shadier, I know we don't have any that like we just like last I felt like already had a good crop of gels. So then we had Cassie and we're in Huntington's beach

and they're surfing. He was so bad at surfing. You guys like he's like standing up on the board when there's no way, and I'm like, you're all so bad at teaching numerous people all to serve I get the fucking standing on whitewash. Just pushed onto the whitewash. It's so easy, come on, I was bad never, I've never I've used to boogieboard and body surf. You want to teach you to surf? I would love to, Okay, I'll try. I grew up in a surf town. It's so sexist.

Was truly looking only the boys surfdea. I would have been out there like fucking gidget. I didn't know boogie boarded and my body start. So I have a healthy respect of the ocean, and I can tell you this. I know I'm not a super strong swimmer, having boogieboard and body started and been tossed around. So I wanted to say to you, if you feel that you can safely teach me, I'm not confident that I'm strong enough swimmer to get out far enough. I would never. I

would just literally push you on the whitewash. And you can stand up on the whitewash. It's super easy. It's a little compton, like a boogie board kind of town. How head is it. It's in the summer, it's fine. And then the winter people wear a body suit but whatever body and go to a a little content to surf. Well, the East Coast has like good surfing. Although there's a lot of sharks on the East Coast, but they did.

They always like, have you know when the sharks are Oh yeah, I mean well I would hear the sharks for you. For there was like one summer or I guess it was like a spring Moore that I was surfing a lot in Malibu and everyone kept seeing the same great white shark. It was like this young shark and it was just out there and it would just like breaching all the time, like jumping out of the water, just like plain and everyone was seeing it. Everyone's like, oh,

it's that shark again. Yeah, I think it's about this no little compton because it's like a peninsula there's and it's actually my street at the end of my street is like the best surfing. It's great. It's great surfing. Yeah, and they have Yeah, you could you should rent it. You should rent a house from j J for a weekend or maybe I'll do that. I'll do your airbnb there. Oh yes you should, Yes you should. It is truly. Uh I gotta say I'm a fan of airbnb now.

And uh yeah, a little con because also when there'll be hurricanes and stuff, because there's weather on the East coast, so we would get great we would get great waves there. Oh yeah, we have like seven beaches. Has there read any more exciting news from your town about like, you know, crows stealing male and stuff. Let me think what the late I mean, there's been some tight with people. Oh

the crow um, let's see. I mean there's always my mom sent me a newspaper article that there was a turn, like there's the police report, and it was like she always clips it out, and it was like the headline was turkey fight in the middle of like you know, Bulga Marsh Road. There was like two turkeys were like cold in that they were fighting. And yeah, so that that was like a headline like three weeks ago, turkey fight in It's pretty great. I'm not gonna act like

it's not. We had a we had a cop accidentally when we would have the Memorial Day parade, and so we had veterans that would walk twice around the town comments and they would dress up and they had like old rifles and stuff, and they had some from like you know, like way back, like the very old muskets and stuff. And one of the guys when year it was raining, so it was in the school gym and one of the guys accidentally shot himself in the foot

at the urinal Jesus Christ. It's the whole town is amazing. It's amazing. Um so uh oh, there's so many stories from that town. Okay, so we're in Honey the Beach. There's a lot of body shots they love, like really, um, what is the word when you objectifying Colton? Like when he's pulling his shirt off. And then she got some like kind of bikini like abs and booty shots. They really were, like I grazing them and they're taking them.

They really were. And then he layd he like planked on like she goes lie on the surfboardy like planks way too far forward, two guys, was way too far far right, yeah, and then she said too far for and she goes, you need to go long and deep with your pat Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we get it, and we get it. Yeah. So then she goes, I love my family. I'm super close to my family. I just want you to know where I'm at. He goes, I'm still trying to figure out oh, he goes, he goes,

you know where I'm at. I'm still trying to figure out where you're at. And she said this. She goes, um, yeah, sure. I thought there's no way that she's going to get a rose. I just thought there's no way. And then she goes. And by the way, she's such a good faker. She's so warm with him, she's so affectionate, she jumps in, she's really good on camera. She's acting like she likes him, and she's lying exactly what Katie said before we started

called you. And then she goes, I know Colton's falling in love with me, and part of me feels like I can fall in love with him too. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, even at the very end, when when she got the rose and Calin didn't, the look on her face is like she didn't want to. Yeah. I was like when when Trump won the election, he was like, oh ship, yeah, now I'm president. And now I have to go have sex with this virgin. I didn't actually

want to do this. When she was like like Hannah was excited to go get in the bone zone with Cold and cass He is like, um, oh, I'm hot, uh like not in a good way, like not and I'm hot, Like I'm hot, Like oh wait, yeah, yeah, something something goes down next week. I've been people pleasing my way into a corner. So then they have sort of the hot family and there's like showed up. There was like, um, there was like some um hold on, I'm going to so I'm gonna look up on my

phone because Fortune texted me something that Cassie's sister. They're all so fame hungry. So first of all, they're all beautiful, beautiful, like supermodels. Her sister dates the actor Greg Sultan. Sultan he was on Faking It and Wizards of Waverley Place and he has like four million Instagram follower that's who her sister dates. Yeah, they're all like such fame horror. Wait, so what what what are those shows? It's a Disney shows.

Wizards of Waverley Place had one of those one of the big girls they had, Um oh yeah, Okay, So so there was a high pitched squeal and they were all beautiful. They'd all clearly gotten their lips done, including the mom from the same doctor because we also saw Cassie last summer and she didn't have any lips. So they all got it done. This like at least Cassie caught up. I don't know when they got it and

the dad. So there, So here are these hot this hot family and if so, she was on this show that she went to this Christian college that doesn't believe in like gay people and it's very like you're supposed to save yourself and like clearly would kick you up for like kissing. But that means like the whole family must be like if she went there, that must must be what the famili's vibe must I mean, I feel like they're evangelicals. Yeah, their evangelic. They're like and they're

look even we're super religious. Yeah, they're hot evangelicals and they have like lip injections. And then the dad they're very Orange County evangelic. Yeah, the dad goes. I didn't have a strong initial impression. I mean he's a guy, he goes. He seemed like, you know, guy yeah, I did not like that dad favorite, he was his favor. Agreed, I agree with he was a dick. Yeah, he was a dick. And like this is the third dating show that his daughter has been, only second, but it was

two seasons. She was on The Young Ones, which was a Christian Christian show that was so she went to the school named Baola Viola and she was in the show that followed her and like four of their kids. And it was like literally like the tagline is, you know, uh follow you know, young Christians as they navigate their faith and love, and it's ardn't watching up. I was going to do it for Patreon and I couldn't. I you know, I am here to be of service. It's

like as a doing the lurd or. And it was like when we watched Happily ever After with Laura and then like like I couldn't do it. I couldn't watch this. Oh my god, that is crazy. I didn't know that. I've missed a couple of podcasts. I missed that. I didn't know that. So they actually they haven't seen her in like fifteen years. They're like, oh my god, yeah, god, a mom goes where have you guys? Traveled to, which

actually was a good question. But if she said I was so distinct, but like that's a good question of like what have you done? Where have you traveled to? Yeah? I was, Now it makes more sense. The dad was like yeah, he was like, you know, very affectionate with her and touching her and like yeah, yeh watching Colton as he touched her waist or whatever. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Then so then yeah, that's right. He

didn't like, he really didn't like it. And then so the sister who appears and this is so who appears to have like done a few things to the face, maybe a nose maybe, like there's a lot something was I'm there. The sister was immediately through shade and was like would you say yes? Like, if you're not completely feeling it, maybe don't say yes. I mean like, if you have any doubt, like there is somebody out there

for you, don't shut that down. That was weird when she was like there's somebody out there for you, Like, well, this is a guy. I can tell she's not into it. She I mean, I think she wants to be the bachelorette too, obviously, I mean we know that, but like, yeah, she just I mean, and she's having a harder time acting,

you know, like, um, what's her face is Kaylin? And then she so then she goes with her her crazy like the mom with her injected lips, was like she's she's talking to her and she's like, well, mom, I mean, at least like if I'm the last if he's if I am the last person he picks, at least she's explored everybody, like and then she gave them like a pouty look at the end of the conversation like sorry, I'm sorry. I thought I was winning. Maybe I'm losing. Yeah,

I mean. She was being such a brat tone when she was talking to her dad, like I mean, but I'm also guessing that he's a dick because she was like, I am not dumb, and then he was like and then she she goes, you have to know that I'm being smart because well it's not like you're buying a used car. She's like, don't being mad at me. He trust me, and he goes, Cassie's still my little girl. And then and then he goes to the camera, Colton, I'm falling in love with her. Oh no, he told

the dad, I'm falling in love with her. She's a huge heart, she's a really special person. I will be I will be there to support and protect her. I would like a father's permission. And then he was like, help me figure this out. I need to be confident if I'm gonna say yes to you. Um just and she doesn't like him. And then when and then the dad didn't didn't give him. No, he didn't know. No, he didn't, he didn't and that so then basically so then they go, it's over. He didn't get the permission.

He's upset. He really wanted her to say that she wasn't falling in love with him. And the first person he picks his Hannah. Second person is Tasha, and then it's down to the final two. He picks Kalin, he cuts Kalin, picks Cassie, and and she goes, she goes, this is full of ship and then she goes get engaged. She said, I didn't catch that. I started saying this is bullshit or whatever. Yeah, And then when she was in the car afterwards and talking to him, you could

tell she wasn't that upset. No, she wasn't. She was like almost like smiling at one point, she goes, I don't even what to say. I'm blindsided not crying. She did seal with him though, because we thought she was like fake crying, and then like when she sat up, you actually saw tere welcome up. She didn't cry, She didn't cry for like a few minutes, and then she started crying. And then I feel like she successfully got a tear and brought her face up, and she goes,

I saw it. I feel like an idiot. I wrote fake tears, fake tears, fake tears, and limo. So she was faking that whole fucking thing. She didn't taking it. She was faking. She even said. At one point, she goes, will I ever find anyone that loves me? And it's oh my god, oh my god, I can't girl, you're like that, Yeah, I have a feeling you will at like you're auditioning so hard, Like I really hope they don't pick sheer. Cassie sends her wrong message. It really does.

It really makes it seem like you can just like, well, I like you could just go on there with the intention of me in the next batch that I didn't getting Instagram followers, because I feel like that's what everyone's gonna do Why would anybody actually want it? Like, I feel like no one will ever go on there ever again, wanting to find somebody. And then so fantasy streets are next week and then somebody's like, Colton's a virgin next week can make it or break it? And then Hannah

goes insert Hannah and Colton makeout session. It's going to be hot. I love her. Yeah, she's definitely ready to go. And then he jumps a fence. Oh my god, they're right, it was an amazing jump. And then he raps it is Oh my god. Laurie texted me She's like, I am almost an albino. I'm so white. And I was offended by that. And then when the dad goes, that's bad, and by that bad means good, I just can't even. I just know it was insane. Make you embarrassing means good? Right,

he's who do you think? Who do you think it's gonna pick? Is he gonna pick Cassie? No, I think Cassie's gonna I think Cassie's gonna like sabotage it somehow. I mean, like, I'm just not I think he's going to peter it. I think he jumps the fence. Yeah, that could be because she peters it, because yeah, she's actually Peter like yeah, yeah, because I mean, and then I think I think he's going to choose Hannah. Yeah, Hannah. Hannah is like the safest bet. She reminds him of home.

He says it every time. Um, and I just I think she's nice. She's very nice, she's very cute. She's a great little beard. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah's isn't like the nicest you know possible. I give it six seven months. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think it's gonna last, so it doesn't matter. And I think Tasia should be the bachelor because she's sucking. She's fun and she's gorgeous and she has a personality and yeah, she would be a great bachelorette and it gets some diversity back into the shed.

Yeah exactly. Yeah, I love everything. I love everything that I'm hearing. Okay, so next week, Rob, will you and Aaron join me for fantasy suite fence jump. I'd be happy to fence. So wait, are we gonna do it? Are we gonna do it? On Tuesday? I asked Aaron. I was like Aaron when do you want to do it? Aaron hates women tell Also, let's do it on Tuesday. Okay, you'll do a second one for women. I'll do a second one for a women tell all because that's that's

the more fun one is fantasy sweet certainly? Yes? Yeah? Okay so um, and then the women tell All one maybe a day delayed because I am shooting on Wednesday, so you know you'll have it for your weekend. Ya okay, will you guys help me pick a tweet of the week? Course, God, there were so many good ones. Okay, So the first one is from Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker. Is that the woman that drove on the lawn? That is definitely

a face that screams I'll f up your life Andrew. Yes, by the way, her face has to be on our graphic this week. Yes, yes, yes, um. This one is from three D dor Rito at josh All Cassie fighting with her dad like a petulant teenager actually makes me think she is the one best student for Colton's Tattletale Energy t T which is the opposite of big Diggery. Oh my god, Nicki Leameshka. At this point, I'm thinking the fence jump promo was actually just a hook to

get us all to watch more Whiskey Cavalier commercials. Danger just got fun guys. Oh god, Okay, this one's from Seth vat at Basebone one, sneak peak of the Women Tell All Women. Yeah, Colton never got an erection on the show Skydiving Companion. Actually, don't remove moon or that's what it is. From Ryan Patrick Green at RP RP Green Machine for it was very nice of Louis Anderson to cos as Hannah GE's MoMA's episode. And then he got replied from Kate Bearrisford or was it TUTSI with

a screen you up? Oh my god, I need to text you the photo. I'm a text you guys right now. Hold on, I'm gonna tast it is so good. Oh my god, that is her one d see titsy, that's her her. Okay in final one, Seth that at Baseball one. You can tell Virginia is for lovers based on the way Colton is looking Carl's cream off his lips. Strong. That's a strong Baptiste. Alright, I'm going to narrow it down. Um Oh, here's another one that I missed God there,

so I'm gonna just throw this one in. Melissa Crocker at Real Mitzi fits Hannah and her family's wrap was literally the whitest thing I've ever heard, and I've been to a Dave Matthews band con Okay, Okay, I'm gonna narrow it down to Oh God, I'm so torn. I'm gonna narrow down to three and then you guys can tell me which two you want in the final Okay, Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker. Is that the woman that

drove on the lawn? That is definitely the space that screams, I'll funk up, left up your life and your precious lawn. Um uh number two? Seth Vat at Baseball one sneak peak of the women Tell all women. Yeah, Colton never got an erection on the show. Skyving Skydiving Companion Actually, and Ryan Patcher Green at RP Green Machine four. It was very nice of Louis Anderson to cosblay his head to Gez Mom this episode tag team with kpe Beresford

or was it Tutsie? I like the Tutsie and the Skydiving Okay, Okay, so we have Seth vats so we have sneak peak called women. It's all Colton never got a direction on the show. Actually, or very nice of Louis Anderson to cosplay his Tandag's mom this episode hashtag baskets or was it Tutsie Rob Skydiving Companion Katie Skydiving Seth? That you did it again, Seth? That is our winner sneak peak of the women tell all women. Yeah, Colton

never got an direction on the show. Skywright Skydiving Companion. Actually, Um, guys, email us Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Uh, subscribe to Patreon is Patreon and is w y a t r. It's they're so fun the episodes. There's only twelve episodes of The Bachelor at Australia and all of our past episodes are up there. So most appreciated and um again, go to Spotify. You guys can listen to us on Spotify. And thank you to Spotify for featuring us. Rob. Where

can people find you? Uh Twitter at Rob Benedict and uh Instagram at row Benedict one. Yes, I am on Instagram at art and marine m y r I N and I'm also on Twitter and uh and I'm about to film episode season two of them. Oh wait a minute, I have to promote. It's too late now. But I'm also on Teachers tonight, which is Tuesday night on TV Land. I forgot Yeah, alright, guys, and Katie is Katie money right, Katie underscore money right? Yeah, there you go. What is

my hand? Underscore? Buddy? Yeah? Well, everybody, thank you so much. And uh and we will, oh my god, finally we will get back next we will get back to the five Fantasy sweeds finally. Is he gonna lose his virginity? Yes? No, I do not think he's going to lose Maybe with the fence, I think he is. I'm just I'm not going to say like, actually, I don't think he's going to lose it, and I don't think he's going to

admit one way or the other. You're probably right, oh yeah, he could do that, But I mean I feel like if he did, he would not be able to hide it because he'd be like yeah yeah yeah, but also yeah, he won't be able to there's too much pressure. That's way too much pressure. Yeah. Yes, um, maybe they're gonna blue job and I'll blow his mind. It's fine. Oh my god. Yeah from the from Chris Harrison's It's gonna well you guys, thank you so much. I sure appreciate

your time, and thank you. To all of our listeners, we appreciate you, and uh thanks for listening. See you next week. Yeah. I want to get all up in here tonight. I feel so good. I just gotta one of the question, when you reach these rules, your word rules, your word