"PANTS DOWN, HOSE OUT!" w/ Michelle Collins

Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? My name is Art and Marine, and I'm coming to you from the fanciest studio. I have ever done this podcast, and it is so exciting. I'm in midtown Manhattan at the at the heart of my Heart Radio. There's posters of Miley Cyrus everywhere, which is just what I want to have happened. I am so excited. Tanna is on her way. Her Uber driver screwed her up. I don't know, but she's

coming this guest. I actually I came to New York and I could have flown back last night, and I actually stayed because I wanted to talk bachelor with one of my favorite people with It's certainly one of my favorite comedians. She makes me laugh so hard. I also need to discuss an evening that I recently had with her. She hosts a radio show on Serious X. I'm she's a stand up comedian. You might know her from the view,

you know her from everything, Michelle Collins. It's art and it's been a dream of mine to be in your podcast, and I just I'm so happy to have you. Um And I also worked at the Bachelor until I no longer do it. Now I can talk whatever I want to say, can I just I feel like I'm with like a true expert, and it's you're the expert. I mean, I didn't start until Caitlin season, so this is really like I feel really excited to break it down with you. And I know I said last a couple of days

ago that Derek was going to be here. Allegedly, Derek is the only Bachelor who actually has a job. That's why he's the handsomest one though, because he works, doesn't he And he looks he's like he looks just like Derek, but he's like even hotter. He's really sweet. I'm not gonna lie. I was like, oh, Derek's coming, I can't look like today. I'm not kidding. I was like, I gotta wake up earlier. You know what. I know he's

not here. I should have warned you because last night when he canceled, I actually because I knew I wasn't going to get much sleep last night. And I felt really relieved that because I knew. I was thank you for I'm so found out when I got here, and I mean, I'm in a full little bo peep costume, I have a staff, you know what. I know, you know what? And he does have a thing for shepherdesses, and say so does America. And you know, we have some listeners in Australia who are so randy right now

just thinking about that shadow still round, still rotted. I'm gonna cut the grass um that I watched about for Australia. And then when you when you cut somebody, when you when you pull somebody out, and like, can I steal you for a second, they call it cutting the grass. Really, yeah, it's very exciting. Cut the place. I want to say before we get going, Michelle and I I'm going to

say a dream evening. Side note one of the nice things about Derek not being here is I feel like we can speak more freely because he's probably friends with the people that are on the show. Our cycles will certainly sink faster if he's not here, exactly, Finally, and I would be like more like cash if he's not here. If you were here, I'd be like Derek Mish, which

is a different miss No. I had cocktails with him last week and he said that you guys were friends and that you always text him when you're in his neighborhood. That's not true. Okay, that water I think went well. I know where he lives because I met him across the street from his apartment. And the thing that I remember about him, Hello, that's our producer, Anna, Hyanna, Yanna.

I remember that he has red velvet curtains. That made me laugh because it was such a funny, like Burdella, and that he was like maybe going to chang him, and I said, he, I actually love velvet soccer for valves, tanks for the valves. Tom Hanks took seat to jacket.

I mean Brad Pitt, Mad Pitt. Oh my god. You know what I also love about you, Michelle, because you're at different times on the May and I I feel like our comedy cycles are stinked because every time I'm about to record something that makes me laugh and film it to put on like an Instagram story, I see like I get there and you've already recorded it, and it's like the same things that make me laugh. I mean, my obsession as soon as watching the Oscars and watching

Keano and Diane Keaton with him going hello, Diane. I love I love how weird he is. He's a good spirit. I have two friends. I have two friends that were in you know, they loved him. I have two friends that are in Bill and Heads and they loved I mean, I think he's everything you want Kana to be and

he's fantastic. He's like a surfer like, free spirit, mentality, everything I will when I lived in l A. Though nothing frustrating me more, it actually made me hate live tweeting because once the show aired in the East Coast, it's a total um like spoiler blue balling, like just kind of you don't feel excited anymore. I know I should get into it, so that sucks for you, and I'm one of the reasons I happy to move back

to New York is to beat you. Um greetings Anna. Hi. Okay, before I want to also just get before we get going over about to get the bachelor thing. I just need to say. Michelle invited me to be her date to the Dolomite premiere before the holiday. Can I say one funny thing? Yeah, I get invites here in New York, never in only New York to like. Premieres are beautiful, wonderful events, usually through cinema society. And I get this Dolemite premiere and I think, oh, Arden's in town. I

never see you. Let's go together. I got to remember when I wore I looked like truly sharp into bed, like I wore this turtle night dress. I don't know. Well, the point is Arden, my date goes rent the runway. Yeah, she's the size of a human doll, comes in lace, cut outs, the ribs out, the whole ship, and I'm there in a like you look great, obviously, but kind

of upstage. Let me just say the fact that that's what you remember tells me that your brain is trying to kill you because you were the belle of the ball. Are you kidding me? And I just said it's true. A lot of people talk to me that I know. I just don't. I'm saying, like your brain is, don't meet you. Because Eddie Murphy. We both wanted to meet Eddie Murphy. And again we're gonna get to the Bachelor.

I promise it's Eddie. We can wait. Eddie Murphy walks up and we were talking to Keegan Michael Key because I was on Mad TV with him. Give yourself credit for this because if not for you, this would not have happened to go on. So then Michelle and I were Our whole goal was to meet Eddie. So we positioned ourselves. We were near Keygan. Why yes, yes, because Eddie Murphy is tied with Martin Lawrence and Chris Rock would say comedy idols, nobody's funny or nobody's smarter it.

So we were like, we have if I leave without just seeing him. Eddie's like a shy, shy guy. He's a billionaire and the most famous and he's been famous SINTI his nineteen Eddie walks up and we're talking to Keegan, and Keegan was like, oh Eddie, this is Ardi and Michelle and Eddie walks up like grinning, like a lighthouse beam drawn to Michelle Collins like and like even Keegan's face was like clearly he'd done dullly me, like he'd

been around Eddie. I don't think he was like a kid in a can and chep just like delighted just walking up and as if he knew you you were making me. I'm like, I feel like I'm blushing right now and my lips are tucked into my guns because this is my the love of my life, like I and his beautiful wife was there before, were so amazing. And then also that got the other actor that Jean Carlos busy though took my number and never texted Gus Spring that's true you, but I feel like there was

like multiple guys. Know, I was like doing something that night. I am a very good wing woman, so cut out or no cut out, like like you know, I am there to support and like I felt like magic was sprinkled. Well you any interaction. I looked back with delight and regret because I what do you say to this guy? It's like me and Queen Elizabeth, you go, you go, you kept talking. You're like, oh my god, oh my god, about a mother. Like he was tickled. He was just

and he was. He was nice, he was drinking it all in. And then you were like, You're like, oh my god, this is your biggest night mare. You're just gonna say this tall white woman bothering you made me laugh for days, which is true, but that this type. But he loves a tall woman any kind. And I'm telling you that if they're open at all. Okay speaking, here's my question for you opening night of the Bachelor.

You're one of the bachelorettes. You're in the limo. What's your opening outfit and theme getting out of the limit and dress with anything full turtle nightgown. Um, it would have to be just a turtle night up like jug headstyle to the nasties and then and a little crown and I'd walk over the brown. I like a turtle like dress with a crown that actually would be shake. I would have a real I would would say, I would have a stupid mullet dress because I would panic

and I wouldn't know. I would want to. I would have a pilo. I would like. I would be like, I'm gonna wear a mini dress, but I want to be formal so that I have like a long train in the bag. It would be bad. Anna. How are you okay great? I'm trying to think of what my line would We'd have to be about my height, although he was tall. They usually pick a tall bachelor, so I think I wouldn't look freaking no no, I would

for your stunny, but you could. You could be like Victoria, like Victoria f with her dry pussy joke that and she's still around, and she has a weird personality, and she looks like the queen ant from Ants with the Z. I think that she looks like I think that she looks like Jennius late if Jennius had a keen painting down of her with the people the Big Someone else tweeted at me that she looks like the woman from the Dark Crystal. There's like a muppet, a real bug

lady from the Dark Crystal. She's very buggy. She's adorable. I have to say now I've been defending her, like as far as I've been trying to give her. No, I'm not defending her and trying. At first I was. I felt like she gave a good first date at

the amusement park. But now I'm finding like and I've been trying to go, Okay, maybe she's just very young in her white lives matter thing like with the fish and a vegan and like, maybe it's just a really misguided young dumb dumb, but I'm starting to find her to be a real drip. She is a total Imagine knowing someone where every time you talk to them, you're like, are they going to cry? We're going They're going to go stand against a wall and cry in a corner.

Do you know that? I? You know, I almost never cry. I mean when I do, it's like it's called rock bottom, Like I have to be at a breaking point, like exhausted, it's just done. I have never cried on a date. I never cried. Maybe that's why I'm alone. I maybe I have never cried on a date. Never. I mean, it's psycho not. I would rather move to Canada. Like if I cried, and I would move to another barbers And yeah, I would just move to another country. If I cried in front of you on a date, you

would never see. I would be over, change my name, moved to a different national like, I just wouldn't be I would be gone. My question to you is with Peter, who to me looks like um like a beautiful wharf seal in San Francisco. I feel like because he's very hairless and he's like a good body, but it's not too good, which I like. I say, he's like the hottest improviser in class. That's so funny. And he's not going to be Home Team. He's not. He's gonna be good.

He's hot enough that you will he'll keep getting past, but he'll never get He's not the hottest pilot by a long shot. So there are some hot I dated a pilot ones, can I just say yes, hopefully doesn't want I did a hugely except the dress fan huge. I dated a pilot, Uh, you're when I lived in Actually we met at the airport. He was the pilot on my plane. It is one of the hottest stories

that has ever happened. When you admit what airline Virgin with the hot Because they were the international waters they could discriminate when they hired an only higher attractive people. It was American. We were allowed to legally discriminate and higher attractive people. This was Virgin America before they tanked. But the point I love and he was very hot. He was a former fatty with abs now, and what he would do is show them everywhere, which I found embarrassing.

It's like, please, we're, you know, Britless circle, like you know, come on. But I will tell you he wasn't very smart, and I'm just saying that's okay. I don't want to shun myself from the pilot community because I would ease. He did another pilot, but it frightened me because I'm like this, he was good with buttons, but you're not great right conversationally? But hot? How long did you guys make it? Well? He oh, make out, um a couple

of months. He didn't really gonna livedect Louisiana. So when he was in town, thought we got to like the hills to l a X. It was fun. Oh my god, that's fine. I was like very slutty. It was really great. Oh my god, I love that. I really I used to be fun. Do you have does anywhere? If you know that's why do you ever wore an exciting lingerie? I have? I have a whole Why do you ask me that? Because most women, I feel like I need more excited. I feel like I went to a lingerie

party and I felt like I'm not enough of a woman. Well, I would not wear it at a party because I would go in a flannel. Do you have exciting stuff? You know? Where about it? Because I've got big old teas and a big old as. I mean, I'm a curvy girl. You know why? Because the thing for Laingrea is this. It's not ever well made, even like Asian Asian provocateur. It's lace, so you just needed It's like a one and done. It's a question do you do you wear? And I'm I'm literally asking this because I

feel like I'm not enough of a woman. Do you wear like a teddy? Do you wear like a bra panty? I love of matching brawn panty set big into that. I love beautiful brass I have that. I don't have any like nineties. I don't have anything like. I don't do nineties because I don't really see the point. And if I had a husband, maybe I would. The situations I'm involved in the nights are superos um. I tell you what I just got is this like two personal

I love it. I just bought a velvet body suit, but it's like an underwired, very sexy body suit from Asos on sale that is so fucking killer that I actually might wear it even like under something that gets and it's sexy and it's really good. Nah do you wear? Do you wear lingerie? Really? I don't like good. I think it's fun. I think I feel like I need to. I feel like maybe for Valentine's dandy, But I also wear spanks, like I wear shape or almost every single day.

I've even found shape where that's like lacy and not Mrs Doubtfire because I look like Mrs Dot if I have Baise shape wear on. The juggy kids are laughing me across the street when he's putting the face on. That's not good. That's not good. We don't do it either. Okay, here we are. We're in La Peru and we had to watch them walk run around and fake go whoa, this is so fun. But alpacas, I mean they're so I would love to go to Peru and the alpacas are so cute and like the like the is that

where it is? I actually would love to go to Peru. My friend went instead. It was fantastic. Um So then Kelly, who I really loved, I feel like she either just gave up the will to live or the producers got to her like and like because I was actually rooting for her to be charming enough to become the next bachelorette, and this episode they got their hands on her and she was like, Peter, take me to the alpacas, which is how I felt. But it was like, that's not

going to win you over. In the bat in the mansion, she came through with a fleet week energy, almost like a Samantha on Sex in the City, like, look, here's how it's gonna go. I'm gonna do this. First of all, they would never make her the bat. No, she's too smart. She's too smart. But even her look I had to tell you, but and I say that they would never make me either before people text me. Um, she didn't have to look for it. She was I don't know. Her look did not do anything for me. And her

energy was so throwaway, which is actually fine. It's probably how we would all be. I mean, you can't do it on the show. I have to tell you, I've never seen somebody try less. It was amazing good, it was incredible. It was an incredible moment. So we see Peter. He's in his hotel room. He's face timing his Mom, Hi, posh, don't let her bring don't he Peter? Don't uncle? He who Westminster? By the way your photos in the Westminster. Let's not even. But Peter's mother love. It's the best.

It's the best mom energy of It's better. It's better than JoJo's mom. She has a princess, she needs to be treated like a queen. And his brother's tongue kissing her on the mouth and their cow next letters, I will take Peter's mom, bring her home. Okay, she's so ready for her close up. I love it. I love Peter's mom. I'm there for it. And she's like, mom is down to the final six. It's a two weights free.

They all have to say. My biggest fear is that this person I'm gonna feed feeling it and a person's gonna like me, but they're not gonna like me them. And she's like, you have to be tooth for Peter. You have to risk killing your truth. And then he's like, I'm gonna go talk to the girls. So he goes and he's like, little girls, my biggest fear is that I want to be like do you want to be with me? Do you see yourself having a family me

with you one day. It's like they've been on one group like they're like, we just met, we went, we will hung out like a food court at a mall. And side note, the bomb that dropped Secret Virgin, Secret Virgin is a twist I didn't see coming because excuse me, you don't tell him. Isn't the whole thing that you let him know? So that the windmill stops it's swinging here and the door. I'm sorry, but that pissed me off.

But okay, go on my mind and my mind. That's with the mom and my mind, and we've bobbed in my mind. Secret Virgin. She knows that he okay, we'll get there. Yeah, I'm sorry, No, no, I get it. I get it. So he picked her out and he goes, he takes Madison, and Madison goes, I am ready for marriage,

and all the girls start talking. Natasha's piss that she didn't get another one on one, that Matty got a second one on one and um, she's he was like, this is kind of badass, and he's like, at first we started off really hot, but then he slowed down. It's like, yeah, because you got distracted by like a Leiah and Champagne Gate like it's slowed down because of you. Bro Um, he's the most let me just say one

thing about him. Um. This is like really cathartic for me because I've been watching the season and I have no weird about this is perfect. He's the most wishy, washy, nonsensical ghost in the night. He's like an Indonesian spirit, Like does he even exist? I'm like, this guy comes in, there's no I mean, and this isn't about like gender roles and about masculinity and feminine, but there's like no balls, like come in, what do you want? Who are you even?

I don't know anything about this guy, But don't you find that generally the bachelors are like that. I felt like Colton was kind of like that. I didn't even watch Cold. I couldn't deal with Colton. I had to check out. They hire nice guy people, pleasers who are kind of politicians sort of. But even like Ari, who I did not like but I did watch the seasons, it was an unlikable guy. Peter's not unlikable. Peters very likable, but it's just like, do you have a shred of personality?

It's like I see this guy, and I know he speaks Spanish. That's the one twist with him is that it's like the whitest man alive bust out with the Spanish. This is the biggest And I'm from Miami. I never sent Peter walking around. I've never seen anything man that looks like Peter with his wings on buying. That is the twist about him. That's like, oh, this is like

he might be a demon. That is why they're bringing him to every Spanish speaking country in the world, because it's like it's That is the one panty dropper about him is he is a pilot who's this little like cherub turkey dude who can speak but then he can throw down with Spanish. And quite honestly, his scar made him a little more interesting that he can't stop talking about, like he got a band aid off, like a big boy gets band aid off. Sorry, I fell into a

glass that was in my hand. That's some that would happen to me. That was the first thing he did, and I was like, wait, I feel that because it's like a high thing, like he didn't see it, and as a person everything is a hazard. I would do that just because I'm an awkward operator and why did they give him that weird band aid? Well, we were saying, it feels like it feels like a p a or like the person that was in this sort of like

the year with the candles. It feels like they put is like like like a witch doctor with like sticks and mud and like like like dirty. Yeah, it was a band and he's like he kel been like oh and they had to be like, oh, your scar is kind of hot. Not he had twenty you know, he's been in he's been getting sweatier and sweatier. His face is puffier. Omegup artists. They didn't get the clearance to go to Peruke. He is so schwitz ing in every single thing. He looks like the girl who does my

bow talks to me shiny head. I'm going, does anyone have a modifier? Give him? You know, the paper writes paper you're in Peru. I'm wondering if his I think that is I think that he's imploding from the end. I feel like I feel like his scar. We were staying last week that it was almost like you know when you watch like if you've seen the Nately news in less than years, like marketed towards nine year olds. It was all like the toe fungus ads in the tom It talks like that, the fungus talks to you

like a cartoon. It felt like once that thing moved in and there's like a cartoon creature like live your true peat or like talking from as far head. But now, like I think he's like on pain meds, sweating. He wants to go bone Hannah like he's and he's just like I feel like starting to hit the wine, you know, like he's lousy's unraveling, he's unwrapped. Got that. And I also think he's a nice guy, people pleaser who like

it's getting manipulated. He's in over his head. He just over It's like watching a seven year old on the Bachelor. It's kind of like a joke. It's it's a kid. It's a kid. It's a boy. It's like a big boy. He's like, oh you guys, pilot wings, It's Pinocchio, big boy. And Geppetto is Chris Harrison. Yes, I miss Ellen. It was better when Ellen was funny. I miss E. I will. I am enjoying this season. Yes, I'm really am, because

I think they cast the right girls on it. But I do admit that Ellen was the only funny person who worked on the show, so he added humor to it. But then sometimes that even went a little overboard from me too, I like trying to be too funny. And it's like, all right, I love the editing of Bachelor in Paradise the best. I'll put my earrings, okay, so that we have um. So he goes on the boat with Madison and he goes, this is she feels like my best friend, my best friend that I could also

fall in love it. I'm like, So then we watched them kissing and she's like, it feels so good when we're together. Peter, this is confusing. It's difficult with families coming up. I know how I work, and I feel like there's no going back about this. And then she goes, I'm here for you. I like you, like, I'm so glad you told me that. I mean, this is so boring reading this, but I'm like, this is a conversation

that people have. I have never ever been told by anyone that they're here for me, and I've never been here for anybody. I've never said it. I've never been like, I'm here for you know, my god, no, because I'm not. No, I'm a selfish man. I don't even like that it's implied if I'm out with someone that I'm here for them. I mean, why am I here? And then we watched them lying around kissing on the boat, and that should have been warning that she's secret virgin because when you

think about like that, he's a horny dude. And when you think about the chemistry that he had Hannah and that sauna getting at it and that sauna last in the windmill hot, that was that was hot, super horny, and like they're kind of kissing and like he wants to like her. I feel like he's just talking himself into a nice person. So we find out they gone the thing Madison has quite so we're back. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Kelsey starts talking shit and she loves

I love her. I also love like. She got accused of drinking too much and at first I was like, why are her teeth blue? And then I see this huge glass of red wine. I'm like, oh, she's got wine teeth. It's full wine. Te Kelsey, let me tell you something. That's who they should make the bachelor. I would love my man said she has Michael Jackson nos, No, she had. She has no nostrils. They're like two narrow slits. We had a fan email in US. There was an old photo of her. She had a cute as a

button nose. Did not need to alter it. Well, her mother you saw in the hometowns. Her mother has a natural cute nose. But she was so she off with her nose. And she's getting a little m j Okay, she's still a stunner, little never landy, but you know what, that's fine, still gorge and but she's so funny and she's so her perfectly nuts nuts that she would be the best batch because she would be so hurt but like manipulated. She's she has the look she's manipulative but

also easily hurt. Oh my god, Michelle, thank you. So I've been wondering. I'm like, who's gonna be your absolutely? And she's got star power because you want to you like looking at her, watching her, I feel like I'm watching one of the gals from like Austin Powers, like Box the Adderall on birth Control Ship. I was like, yes, I loved that. I love the Adderall. Although it was McKenna's lip licking adderall. What was all? The lift said it was something worse than adderall. There was something up

with McKenna that night. Okay, what do you think? What is worse than adderall? I don't know. I wouldn't honestly look at me physically, I wouldn't know. Okay, great. So Kelsey starts talking shit and she was like, everyone loves Madison, but she if she I don't want her to come back. And then Josha was like, I'm hopeful that bit doesn't

come back, which I loved. And then Madison, He's and Peter and they're like dancing there at some real concert for the first time that actually felt like they stumbled into a real little club. And She's like, this is so really vulnerable and raw. And there they go for dinner under the stars, and then she says the following,

which I would never want to hear from somebody. I look up to my dad so much, like I don't want like I don't want somebody to be like, you're just like my mom, And I've always wanted to make out with my mom. Can I say one thing? Yes, I'm six on my dad is five eight. I've never looked physically up. I mean, he's a little man with Peter's mom. But um, I don't know if I'm I just got to get him out. You're getting a five gold star reviews. I guess I just cannot wait. There

is a parental obsession people have, and I love my parents. Creepy, continue I agree with you, that's exactly creepy. But she was like, I look up to my dad and I watched her. My dad has loved my family and me and my mom. They have a strong relationship. He's also got a strong relationship with the Lord. Faith is my whole life and all of who I am. And I want a man that also has a relationship with the

Lord and we can grow in that way together. Now, I mean, it's nice that that's what she knows and that's what she wants, and that's what she was raised in. It's odd to see it in the context of a man that's boned somebody four times in a windmill? Do you know what I mean? Like if you've left your hometown. She's cute as a button. She clearly is a nice family. There's a certain like and it works for her and like, But to then go onto the Bachelor. Did that strike

you as like he had a silence in it? And then he stared at her and we always and then he said, I'm falling in love with you. He said, I'm totally here that and I want a family one day more than anything, and inspires me so much. I was raised in a Christian household. I do feel my faith could be stronger. I'm not proud of it. It's important to me. I've always been a believer. But you know it. And she's like, and then he goes, I feel so good about you. He looked puffy and bored.

And then he goes, I know, I know that I am falling in love with you, which might be the first time I've heard the guys say it first Michelle. People love her, they love Madison of all the girls left. I think the Twitter consensus is she's the front runner. I think she's very pretty, she's sweet. I have nothing against her at all. I like the lordship great. Whatever you like to do. I say, God bless but um

and the dad thing. Even find a lot of girls are like that with their dads, and I love my dad, but I think that's okay. I I don't get you know the term no salt, no pepper. Yes, she just doesn't have like for me, spice. Well, and I feel like he was written. His bell was really rung by Hannah b like like his bell was. She's a nuts. Anna's got a nutty vibe. He clearly likes a handful, like like that he has keeping around some of the cuckoo nuts and like he clearly likes his situation. And

like I'm wondering if Madison is too balanced. Well, she's twenty three, she's a really good basketball player. She can dribble a bee ball. And she wants to then put an inside her and then have it as a baby. Like she wants kids. I think she's one of those girls. She wants to have kids a sap. Yeah, I don't know when you mean, in a reality show like this, if the best idea is to immediately get married and have kids, I just think you need to wait. And

in twenty three, you know, different cultures. I mean I was like watching SpongeBob, just different people. But I um, good luck to her. I don't know what to say. I just feel like this is it doesn't seem right to me. I do get freaked out when people want to date their dad personally. Now granted I didn't have a great dad, but it was still like, I just think in general, branch out, what's my dad's bald? And I love bald guys, so we have our things. Um that issues. I'm joking. I love a bald though I

love my friend. My best friend loves are bald. You know they have more testosterone. There's something about it. Really. Oh yeah, that's why Stanley Tucci top's bald number one for you? Um No, what's your top like? If if you could pick its? God, bald is up there. I'm honestly like body and height. I mean, I'm very shallow and I do nothing. I don't go to the gym. I look what I'm wearing. But I love I do love the height thing. But I do date shorter if they have body to make up for the hype. I

love all of this. This is exciting. I love a salt and pepper too. Yeah, I have daddy issues. Listen, I'm not gonna sit here everything well, Amy, I wouldn't be and and midday on a Wednesday talking about the Bachelor. I'm superficial, That's what I'm trying to say. Like they just have to be overall I'd say, like top handsome. Yeah, I'm really I'm just gonna tell it like it is. Okay, Okay, we're gonna take a quick ad break and we'll be

right back. I don't know about you, but things are getting so hot in here, I think I gotta take your break. Okay, we're back. Before we get back to the Bachelor, I just wanted to think. We have so many awesome people that have emailed in that you guys got your pre orders for your book, and I can't tell you how much I appreciate that. Um it actually on Amazon is for new releases in comedy. It was number one on new releases in comedy, which is so exciting.

And it's like, so I had somebody, like one of the book people emailed me and they're like, do you think that's from Watch What Happens Live? And Partner was like, no, like it's my podcast, Like it's thank you. So it's like and it really I for all the people that are out there listening, like you know, you just know, this has been quite a journey the lot. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna overshare right now because there's a lot of new listeners, and I don't want to freak

you out, so I'll tell you more later on. But the old listeners know the journey that this has been and a lot of that is on the page and um and it just really means a lot. And you guys have there's been so many amazing emails. And so when we get back to l A next week, we're

gonna put everybody who's sent in their receipts. We're going to be picking five people were gonna send t shirts too, And honestly, like, I don't know how much the publisher, if they're gonna send me on tour or whatever, but like I feel, I really feel like the podcast people are going to make this thing a freaking hit. And it's like, I appreciate you guys to a podcast book tour,

Hell yeah, but that would be a blast. I actually part of me was like, if we actually because my dream is to be a New York Times bestseller, you can about eight thousand copies. It's all about the pre order. You can do that. I feel like we've sold I don't know fifty. Can I get your tour? Yeah? You're gonna really love it? Will you accept this prosing is it well? I was thinking like if we actually made it an if we actually if we actually made it

a best seller. I had this vision yesterday for the Will You Accept This Prose Tour shout out Michelle College that I would want to do a free live podcast slash book signing in my mom's yard in Rhode Island. That'd be fine. I don't know where anybody would. I don't know. I'm sure at the beach kimp out of my mom's, but like I would want to go to JJ's house and have everybody go to JJ's house if we to celebrate if we got to be a New York Times bestseller. So we just have seven thousand, nine

hundred and fifty copies to sell, that's not true. You're gonna sell so many. I'm hoping. I'm hoping when we did. But that would be my present to you guys. If we make it a best seller, We'll go do a live podcast at j J Show tomorrow. That would be amazing. Yeah, thank you. Okay, we're back. We're back. Um Okay. So they're on Cloud nine and he tells her, were you surprised that he said I love you first? To her?

I don't think his brain is screwed on, right. I think that he's I just don't know what if he knows what he's doing. It's like watching someone unzipped their jeans after Thanksgiving, where it's just like what is going on? Like you know, there's just no fault. I don't know if he thinks, yes, Anna has here. Hi. Yeah, I don't know. First of all, I don't know if I'm starting to fall in love with you really means anything. I feel like like kind of like I'm into it

or like I'm still considering. I think in the terms of Bachelor, it's a big moment. Yeah, it's so weird. It's a they do split it though. There's like I think I could fall in love with you, I'm starting to fall in love with you, and then I'm in love with you. If somebody told me that they were starting to fall in love and in my mind they just declared their love. But it's not fully that. It's like a promise frame. But aren't they not allowed to say I love you until after they pick? That's what

I mean. They're not supposed to, but like that's the rule. I think Ben Higgins blow it with my number one bachelor. Oh my god, I got to do. Actually, I have been Higgins, he wasn't in person, we skyped with him. I would have stormed out. I just you know, because you know, he's my number one and I've met him. He's so sweet and hot. He was so sweet and then Nick Ville recently asked me to do his podcast. I don't have a date yet, but everybody says he's

like super hot and person. You've never met Nick, have you many times? You know it's going to shock the ship out of you. He's huge, Like Nick is so big that when it sounds like he's come by serious a bunch of times, he's got bed. He feels like he's got bed, he's got b B B b D. He's he's just and you know how you know, because he doesn't really have to even talk. He's just like, yeah, things great? Are they great? That I'm like so excited,

like tell me everything. He's like six Derrek Darren's yeah, oh he's six four. Nick is a big boy, and I was, and so is Ben. Ben. It's like six five six four. When I meet these guys who have to understand on TV, everybody looks normal and these are, let's stop talking about it. Depending on the size of the furniture. It's a long story anyway, but I guess big your brain is crazy because the fact that all you remembered about our evening is my dress and your dress.

Not only because I was laughing, the only reason because Arden is doll shaped. So when you show up but in efent, just let me finish. Yeah, because I had to quit runt the runway because everything I got was either hold on, I quit it to I did well. It was I was becoming obsessed, and it was like not it was shopping too much. I was. It was bad. I either had loose bootholes and I have big old teeth. But it was even stuff was like a little too loose or like ripping tight and I couldn't do it.

But it was like such a pretty dress too, That's why I was jealous. And it was a really good dress. It was the best round of the round. It was a self portrait road the runaway. Great dress, but no, it was it was like watching and you spent a lot of time getting ready. Don't pretend like I'm being weird. Your hair makeup already came. I did my own hair and makeup. I can tell I heard Eddie move, I heard dole on my premiere, but I was watching him walk up to it was like it was like like

a joyful docking station. It was like he was finally home, like he literally this event but didn't am I wrong? Did it like that? Because I was a witness, it was like truly because because he's I felt warm, you know, I felt like the sun was shining on me. And everyone at the party wanted a piece of Eddie and he just was like in chance. He was like not getting dragged away from Michelle. You know why, because I'm a genuine girl. I loved it. I've got a good heart.

I loved it. You're vulnerable. I'm I'm not often vulnerable, but with Eddie, I like put my walls down a little bit and uh and I and I'm genuine and you know what's funny as I also know timing, so I was happy to just say hello, I literally worship you, thank you. And then when he stayed longer, that's when I started the spiral because I haven't planned on because he was just standing smiling at you, and then he wasn't he wasn't walking away and then I didn't know

where to go because he wasn't saying much. He was just looked. He wasn't adding things, he was just he was clearly delighted. It was so great. And then we got our picture. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know we did it. Thank you Ke. What about iced tea that night? Oh my god, come on, we mete. Coco was there. Coco was there, iced tea, iced tea, like he was like giving us comedy advice. And it was the best. We had a ted talk, we had a tea talk. We had iced tea talk. He was

so great. No, really, he was there. He had like the pieces. It was such a And also I met the guy that you already knew from Kimmi Schmidt. Oh Titus. Oh my god, what a dream. I'll plug him. I just saw Titus Purchase at Carnegie. Tell me what is his show? He was singing Stephen Sondheim. But he has a singing voice. He has a face by the way, one glance and you're on the floor dying laughing. He's so expressive and so but he has such an amazing gift to sing that I'm telling you. In the main

hall Carnegie hall. I love it, brought the roof down. Andrew Garfield was there. I love what a r Peter. I gotta come back and be your number. I gotta be your plus one. I'm the best person to plus one with. I always have fun. Okay, great, Okay, I mean I gotta come be your plus I'm saying we were coming. Okay, So there we go, there we go. So then he's like, so then he gets a date. Finally Natasha gets a date. She looked great. I love Natasha.

I thought she looked in her white jeans and her long sweater and her little white tank top and her cute little scar friend her hips like. She looked cool and sexy and like I'm like an adult. Yeah, she didn't look like a high school she never read any notes on like a dot for the Yeah. And so they go out there like eating. I hated that he made her like eat food to the lips, like nobody. I would break up with somebody if they made me

do that, like leading the trumpet. Yeah, I don't really do in the trumpet, particularly if I don't know you, like even I would just never do that, although and now it makes me want to do that with you. I want to like share a de reader, I have um and then we have so. Then I loved They put on a headband that had all the little dolls on it, and she goes, this is are all your girlfriends two weeks ago? It was great. It was great and it actually felt like it was her and not

like a producer. Okay. So then meanwhile there's a gymnast in the street and he goes, there's never a dull moment with her. It's like, what, there's always a dull moment with you, sir, Like it's just he's dull, okay. So then Kelsey, Kelsey's like her teeth were gray and she was like she was like kind of back and ship with Hannah Ann, who was like, wasn't that her champagne gate front of me? Where are they hanging out? Now? I don't get Hannah Ann is to me the phoniest

bitch in the house. Hannah and is I like given all the old things, but Hannah just has phony means like she just doesn't there. I think Victoria F is meaner but blatantly but abruptly. So Victoria F is like a whirling like she's not whereas Hannah is very composed. It's scary, but it's scary suspicious. Yeah, it's no one's that composed. She's really taken her pageant lessons, like she's the star pupil of the pageant and that's you want to avoid that person. Yes, So so they're back and

so there. She's like, my brothers are a lot. I've I've got three strong men. They're so cute. If I take you home, there's three brothers. And they go and she looks so cute at dinner and um and and he was like. She was like, I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to be here. And he's like, okay, so you feel good. I feel good because I feel good and I feel stay safe when I'm with you.

And she's like, how do you feel? And he just like was like glowering at her and just like glaring, and he was like, I feel like I can see potential romantic Yeah, oh my god, stop art in you. I see even like a real workhorse. Yeah. And you're like, can you now fetch me my things? Thank you. Natasha has a lot of the qualities that I'm looking for in a mate, but more of a friendship quality than a romance. Mate, hate that word, mate a mate. I mean, Ernie, what do you think so far? Does it make you

want to watch the Bachelor's fun? I'm checking on. He's laughing, having more fun than he thought he was going. He thought I was going to be a long two hours, and it is, but it's no like a long hour. But along three and have our the Irishman if you don't mind dor Irishman. They love it. We just do the whole movie. Hello, Diane canue, Oh my god, Okay, okay. So then um so that he's like, I owe you the honest day. I can't give you this Rose. I'm so sorry about that, and she goes, I hope be fine.

What you're looking for? I know I will. And I thought that's a good answer. It wasn't too rude. I mean, look, she's an idiot. She was too good for him from the get go, and let's be just have a real frank conversation because it has to be said he was going to end up with a little white girl. I mean, I'm sorry, it has to be said, and that is

that is. Unfortunately with the show, one of my biggest issues with me is they have never actually picked a bachelor who I thought to myself, Oh, he's actually really open to keep to like everybody. Yes, And I knew from the second the season started and I'm sorry, maybe that's like the bias of this country, but I was like, this, he is never going to end up with a non little, young, skinny white crawl. Am I wrong? I feel like they always picked bachelors like this. All of it's never not happened,

which is crazy. With Rachel, she ended up with Brian, which was and I think maybe one of the few well know, because shan Low with Catherine were talking like you know, things like that, but but there was no and you know, the truth is for the best because she can literally do so much better than Peter that it's like, oh my god, a blessing on her. She's

beautiful and smart and funny and great. But I just was like this show, they still are like going through the motions of making us like maybe, but I know,

I don't know that. I mean, watching it is so uncomfortable because you know, it's like every year you hope that somebody might stand a chance, and it's like and it's it does feel particularly it got on Paradise, I felt like this year Paradise was the first year it actually felt like it didn't it was open you should always be like that, and yes, that was like the first time that was like, oh my god, it actually felt alright cool but like Western guys who were like,

you know, these religiously kind of just I'm looking, I'm going I would love for him to like actually be open minded, but I and I let him shock me. Yeah, and you know, and he didn't. He didn't like why did he get rid of what? Really? Did he ever really open himself up to a connection with her? I didn't feel it. No, never, never, And he cut Sydney last week. Who we know, he's probably a little nutty, but like they sure made out in the grotto, why

not keep Sydney around? Wasn't she the best kisser there?

Number one and number too? Stunning and like also funny, cool, smart again, too sophisticated for him though she was she was herself in the third person though, look, Michelle does that stens too, and like look mish Instagram, mish call, I feel like I didn't now fully give I would like to backtrack for a second, because micheal she threw out something earlier that I want to give that that I felt like I sped up to and then like I didn't give full attention, and I want to talk

about the secret virgin thing a little bit. I agree. No, I'm not shocked because we saw, like in the beginning of the season there was previews of like, she didn't tell Peter she's a virgin, so it sort of felt like with her, but like but like, I mean, I guess they've only been on one day. How do you

tell him? But but I thought secret virgin. I mean I I thought she well, I thought she should have brought up how religious she was way earlier as well, and I think, like, bring up how religious you are on the first date, because like that's pretty big. It sounds like that's like a make or break for her, and then the virgin thing, like at least bring that up on the second date, like that I'm saving myself. That's a part of my religion. I thought it was

she she took too long to bring it up. It's so awkward, Like how do you bring it up though? How do you say it out of like piece of pink paper? Things you should know? Sacred virgin? Do you guys watch another one of my favorite shows, Married at First Sight. I literally I love it because, you know what, it's like gritty Bachelor because people have to marry right away and then they hate each other. Did anybody ever like each other? Sometimes? And honestly, that can be a

little boring. It's like better when they don't, but sometimes they hate each other from the get go, and it's uncomfortable. But they have people who are visions, and I go, why would these experts? And it just reminds me of this take. The last season, there was a gorgeous couple Keith and I can't remember her name. She was like a supermodel. Okay, I had never had sex. Why would you then pair her with a guy? This hot guy? He had clearly walked around, he had like condoms with

him for the honeymoon. Because they immediately go on their honeymoon. Why would they torture him that way? Because he's sexually active? And I feel sort of the same way about this show, where it's like, look great for her, do whatever, I free country, save yourself till death, but don't then put him or put her with this guy who in the windmill. Yeah, he's a horny guy. He's warning it's like, just be fair to everybody involved. And obviously this creates some dramatic tension,

which is why the show is good. But I don't think it's fair really to either of them to put her in the situation, especially if he doesn't know, which he doesn't. Uh, it's unfair, that's all because maybe he doesn't want to be her first. You know, there's that theory that men want to be the first. That's a lot. I don't think it's an adult they do. I think maybe in high school, but like or college, eighth grade, yeah, maybe like junior high yeah, but um so, I know,

married at first sight. You can read in my book my grandparents got married after knowing each other for one day. And then my parents were co workers and never dated and they got married on a dare and both of them married to Are you kidding me? That's how it starts. Can you tell me this? I am so in love with this. I'm like, I'm out of my chair. My grandparents met my my grandpa thought she seemed fun. They were.

They met in Philadelphia. You couldn't get married without a blood test in Philadelphia, so they drove to Maryland and they got They got married to Maryland after winning each other one day. They had five kids and they stayed married for life. And then my parents were co workers on Wall Street. Everybody got um two weeks vacation, but if you went on a honeymoon, you got two extra weeks. They were out drinking, they had like a gamer and then they they were like, we're gonna go. They dare

to each other, you get married. My dad was like, I'll take you to South America for a month. We'll come back and we'll get it annulled. And then my mom the next day up as auntie and she was like, I'll do it, but I don't want to get it annulled. She had a date that night with another guy. She went on and I think she might have boned, and I think she finally at bone and then and then

they both they stayed married for fifty years. Superficial because you're beautiful, right, I assume parents are both hot, because like, do you know what I mean? No? No, my dad looked like John Belushi. He looked just like John Belushi. My mom was a cutie pie. Your mom had to be so cute. Come on, I'm like, my mom is a cutie pie. My mom was a cutie story. My dad looked like John Belushi. My grandpa looked like John Belushi.

So I think the ladies were the good jeans. Oh my god, but I have the full building blocks and my dad, I'm all torso no leg We're all corky dogs in the Marine family. Can I tell a ten second start about my grandparents who were also married till death, beneted each other. So this was not to bring the moon down, World War change, Okay, survived. They were put in this house and situation after the camps? Are we

still on podcast the camp anyway? But listen to and my grandfather was like selling stuff to you know, food or whatever to people, and he went into the wrong house because they all looked the same. And that was my grandmother's house. So and she was like twenty three or something and her parents are like, please, you know, some young guys com for dinner. And he used to

come over for dinner. She never liked him. Also laughs to the great your guy, wait and then he says, listen, there was like one train leaving to his home city, said why don't you come? Um, I need to be married, Like I can't go back after all this without a wife, you know, so please, can't I marry your daughter? And they go yes. Her parents were like yes, and she was like absolutely not. I'm saving certain details for my book, which I've not written. Anyway, my book agent wants to

meet you, by the way, is that true. Yeah, he's had starts. He's great, he's here, he's great, he's here, he's here. Opened that door. Oh, I'm holding like a huge parchment full up my thoughts. I'm like, what are the odds I brought my parchment? Just so he says, you guys up, that's nice, thank you. Okay, wait, so he goes sam saving good parts which are like kind of Sharon Stony psychoparts. Anyway, so my grandmother was forced

to marry him hate like furious. Listen, they go to the train station to take the famous train back to coaching, and train got canceled and they stay married like she got fun and the train got canceled and then they just were married and I don't even know when the next train left, but that's and they had my poor father and this is, oh my god, this is how the family trauma gets carried. That's trusted in that if the pain bodies. Why do you think I'm so big?

I have the pain bodies have glued themselves to me. What I have a good person to go to in l a that on hood. I have like a I have a person that like hooks the bodies and that actually like like straightens off the garden hose of the pain bodies. I got. I really believe in this. No. I went to one and it actually was like very weird in healing. Is it like the Julian and Huff like asked exorcism? Because I don't want it like table? Did you see that good show on the group Labs?

You didn't see Julian and Julian and I would say, Juliane Huff where this guy just like flicks his hands over her and she had a full body like orgasm. Exorcism on the on the table? Are gonna watch you watch it? Okay? Wait, okay, go on, Okay, okay, I'll hook you up with that, all right. I can't wait. Okay, So we're back, what a journey with? I just got a book, you guys got a book. I got. I gotta come. Whatever we'll talk about, you know, I'll come next time. I'll let you know some Yeah, I love

doing it, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So then so then they go out and so he cuts Natasha and we see my favorite character on The Bachelor, p A suitcase p A suitcase p A goes to get the suitcase. Don't they call him suit Barstool Trent. That's apparently who it is on Twitter and Instagram, But I barstool well because Barstool Sports has like a Bachelor thing, and I think his name is Trent and he I don't know if this is true or not, but I think he's

a person who works at Barstool. I might be making this up video of him watching himself. That is a block. I love when I love when the man gets sent I love it. I love and I love them being like raw raw, like like so shocked. It's somebody's good. How disappointing was the two on one last week? It's the worst two one when I've ever seen this. There's no helicopter leaving on the side of a mountain. I

just Max luggage they went with. I'm like, purple, it's the purple leg I could never fit everything in went bag like that stuff. Okay, So then so then the p A gets the suitcase and the and then we have Natasha's gone and um, and that means that we have Hannah and Victoria f and also who oh crazy oh and Kelly go on there, Kelly, Kelly go on the three on one and Kelly all of a sudden,

oh no, I'm sorry. Kelsey has her date next. And Kelsey is manic, and she runs down the hill manically and like jumps on him and they go on their a t V on the mountain thing, and um, and she was waiting for her. She was nervous and anyone else horrified that he made her run up a hill. Oh my god, he was knowing to run all the way. I also like I went to college in Colorado and which was not the right school for me. Also on

the bug. But but it's like I remember being forced to climb like a fourth like a fourteen thousand foot mountain, and I got like altitude sickness, like the air gets really up there and I'm gonna guess it's thin and Peru and running up the hill like I bet you are dizzy and like oxygen deprived, and she and he was like, we know, you have to run up the I won't do a workout date. No, I won't do a workout date with a professional. Does that make sounds

like someone I won't sweat. I'll sweat when the time is right. It's intimate. Yes, I don't want to work out even I don't want to go on like a hiking flunch date with a friend. Like it's a soul shame. It's like a shame. It's like a shame hole going to alone. I'm not going to be like huffing and puffing in front of a trainer, h hot gay guy who when he put me on a treadmill and he was like to die for but also like you would

never work. I told him you have to leave because if I'm gonna pant, I'm embarrassing him to be standing there as I'm like huffing and puffing. It's I have a weird thing with that. I'm not normal. I felt like I don't want I was never athletic as a kid. I was never on sports teams. I was never in like forced to do and I was always picked last, and like I just get a shame, like let me just do my own pace, my own I'm not that coordinated. Just like let me do my thing and don't watch

me because I feel ashamed. Don't watch me. We need I need to go that pain body guy. The more you're talking about like I need that ship. It's angle, it's really weird and good. You're gonna love it. You standing like these footprints and like it's weird. Okay, it's really weird. Okay. So um so, so they go and they run up the hill and he was like, this is what I want. This is what I want to do every day for the rest of my life. I just want And I just thought this sounds so boring,

like what you want? Like she clearly didn't want to run up the hill, She really didn't want to a TV, Like, this is what you want? And also what does that mean? This is what you want? You want to travel all the time, like you're on a very like you're in a special situation where you can go to all these places like the real world, you're gonna be working. He wants to be in Like what are those cars that kids got, those like little moving cars like a little

a TV, which was another culture. I don't know from at all. I've never been on any I literally have never I think once in the Middle East. It happens. I've never I went on one in the Middle East as well. I mean it's cute, scary. I mean it wasn't like Vicky and Tamar when they flipped that ship over in the desert and I never got But I'm just like bringing up other shows. It's like my thing. I love it. No, but he doesn't make any sense. Okay, So they go up. So she was like, well, what

do you want? And I actually feel like, again going back to you, Michelle, why she would be a great bachelor When she said, I want to work a couple of days a week, like you never it's always like, oh she was to work, Like I want to work a couple of days a week. I want to be home. I want to find balance, I want to be involved in my kid's lives, but I still want something for me. It was like, that's actually the most reasonable answer, Like

she's good. I feel like they're women are on this show are not fully allowed to have any ambition beyond influencer. Like that she actually wanted a job, she wanted to go do it, she wanted some balance, but she didn't want to give up herself just to be I like that. I really, I'm telling you, Kelsey for bachelorette people don't want to I love now. I really am all in now I agree with you. Well, we'll get to it. I was going to. I just feel like she she

should know better than to tell producers. But this is a Dean situation to her, they took Rachel home. When we see the dad in the in the turban and then and then and eating the moong beans with a new wife. And I've never been hotter for Dean than when I saw that dad in that turban. I was like, are you fucking kidding? I'm in? I mean, is my number one? Are you kidding? I met him in person once,

have you? Yeah, he's also hot and movie start handsome where he actually makes you feel like you have a chance, like I have. He touches you when you're like that meant more than just that. I remember we did it outside lands and like so we had to get him like to send in his W nine and like he was like trying to wringle bachelor contestants to like email W nine is like trying to get like a flock of kittens a bath and so so like what's the social so Dean. So we were just trying to get

them their money, you know. And so like Dean was dealing with one of the ladies that was like the producer. There was like in the trailer, she's like an adult woman, like a mom of two, and so he like pulled she pulled him aside and was like Dean, like you have to sign this, and he was like, what even is a signature? It was like he was like but like he looked at her like he was like, I'm around. I'm like literally he looked at it. He was like

he was like, you've got beautiful eyes. So the woman and like like you just feel like you had a chance, Like am I kind of fuck? Like this happened mustache. I don't know this new Dean with the I'm out of the mustache. I'm not mad. I'm gonna be honest, I don't love the new look for me. I just slapped so hard. I just got God slapped Mike. But when I met him, which was years ago and Facebook

watch with Ashley I and him to gorgeous. He sent next to me and he kept like not rubbing my back the way I'm like worrying about this, but he kept his massive hands. He's also huge, is not so tall and the only dig on him, which is like funny because I like literally wear the same like house dress every day. Is that he wore like real forever twenty one clothes. And I was like, oh, he's a baby boy, Like this is a child like he was Caprice. Yeah,

you got it. But he's probably one of the best looking men I ever laid eyes on in my life period. You know who. I just was watching some back seasons of Below Deck and that kid that was the British kid from two years ago. Okay, he they're all British and hot. Connor Connor he dated was like a dorky he was. He was the hottest guy he dated. He maybe not Connor. He dated the lady that was um the He dated Hannah and he was and he was the he was the Boson and he was too young,

he was like three, not having a memory. Here you go go on, and he was the hottest way Connor he used on my show, So hold on, fucking hot. You know what though, he's hot, like a one direction hot when he came to serious yea, yeah, yeah, I don't want to brag Instagram. I don't want to say anything. He in person is like literally you're like, you know he looks like the little boy from Jojo Rabbit grown. Yeah,

he's like kid faced, you know he's that. I wouldn't say he's like like I want to, He's not, He's not. He's I had a crush and when he laughed, but it was like cute crush, not like the Dean crush my body. I was like I had to walk him from one side of the festival to the comedy tend disgusting. Yeah, just like it took me like five minutes, like every girl. I was like, that was like, it's like we were

the schedule us. We were the earliest show the festival was noon and then like and we thought nobody's going to come. It was so crowded, and I was like women like like like the height of Titanic Leo Dicarte, DiCaprio or like on the deck when we're all sinking. That's what I was picturing, like the height of this

boat sinking. Like names were like we're like Twilight with like like it was like probly like girls like cling like like claying a Dean to get actually gross, honestly, it's a little it's like, look at us, like ladies, get it together. Meanwhile, my pants in there just closed,

water coming out. I couldn't get please say that. Tonight at the Symphonies class, I'm like, you got it where my housewater girls got an email in advance that there's going to be an older she's doing his show tonight, and they were like, can you please be elegant, And it's like, I'm elegant. I never work blue. You know that's how you think it like offended, Like what do you think I do? I say water, classic pose water. I hear some time my pants are at my ankles. Water.

I was literally masturbating throughout the Tracy when I was little. I even know what I was doing. I just had a feeling and I said I gotta go. So then we have some Kelsey. Kelsey makes the error of telling them, look, you know it's going to be emotional for me. I have to warn him next week his hometown to my family.

I felt for her, like like, look, if you have a quirky family, I get like I had a quirky I had a really odd dad, and like I had this great mom, but like I had to kind of warn some people like, hey, he's just like an odd dude.

Like and you wonder if people are going to think that you're fun at a party, but then then where they get to know you, Like, it's complicated if you have a complicated family, and her complication was really serious acts And by the way, because it's like a family secret that she revealed clearly on television that her mom is now going to know where she'd been talking to her strange father but wasn't telling the mother. It's it was obviously going to be there. There's no way dad's

not popping in next week. There's going to be really weird. Actually, no way Dad's not popping in. And then we hear that it was really hard, hard, that her mom was really sweet, her dad wanted to be there when she was miss Iowa. Um, he started reaching out. There was red flag and he goes, what were the red flags? And he's like, God told me to leave. God told me to go to Mexico. And then there I then of times, the Lord has sent me to Camcoon. I

can't even care. Jersey go to Costa later. I'm sorry, it's the Lord. Okay, go on, gotten a zip car with you and humpson New Jersey. That was like our first friend date. Okay, so that we have UM and he was like, I want you to make your own decision. I want I don't want outside influences. I don't know what that is. Um. But so then the mom doesn't know and UM, and I felt like he's like, you're really special to me. You mean a lot to me. And she's like, that's what scares me. I'm really excited

about us. He's like, please, don't ever be scared. He likes protecting a gal. I feel like she's going to make it at least past hometowns. She'll be at least top three. She'll get boned in a windmill. Oh, he's gone. He'd be a fool not to. I'll tell you he's an idiot if he doesn't exactly compared to Victoria or Hannah Hann, it's got to be key. He's got to be Kelsey Hannah. And I feel like it's like she brings wet ones into that. Does that make sense. It's

like she's not a virgin. I mean like like she feels like, okay, we don't know that though we don't know. Maybe she's also her virgin, So then we have she would take one more break before we go. Oh my god, did not they did not? Oh yes I did. And we're back. Guys were in the home stretch. Here, we're on the three on one. Kelly. Kelly's annoyed. She's given her she she was giving him some two just just coming in hot. She's annoyed to be on the three

on one. They drive up, She's like, thanks for Megan us walk all the way across the wand do you like that? She was like bringing her worse? Like they all sit on the bed. She's like, I'm just gonna take a nap, Like she's lost the will to even pretend that she's writis you know where it's at the end. And she's just like, I just don't want to do the thing. Please pick me and let's just do this. Yeah, And she's like what, I'm here with a child, Just

like think about it. I'm a fucking lawyer. We've got Hannah and want to stick in a lawyer. Yeah, come on, I've as to say, yeah, like, come on, I'm a lawyer. Why are we mean about these other girls? Are like dear Peter, like with a crayon, come on. So I'm just saying, Hannah, and he pullside and she realized that his panty dropper is tears, like I didn't I get like I did, Daddy. I wrote you a note and my so my favor Laurie. Actually it literally had reasons

I love Peter, and I had like a heart shaped eye. However, so Laurie sent me. There was a screen grab of what she said, what she wrote, what she wrote, I gotta find it. If they're better be grammatical errors, because I will be honestly disappointing when you make time for what I love about Peter, you make time for me. I'll just pick a number. There's like third, okay, six, do you make me feel beautiful even with hot dog on my pies? Pick another number? Filthy dirty? What a lot? Okay,

So we've got twenty. Pick three more numbers, five, five, Uh, you make me feel like the only girl here. One more number, got to go deep eighteen eighteen eighteen. You allow me to be myself number twenty because you were you and there is no one else like you. Oh my god. And he was like I'm in his dick, like busted through the paper, like the like the cool aid man. Oh yeah, Mr Clean Clean. Finally, finally, but again, think back to Hannah Brown, like, this is a horny

guy and these are children. Hannah was a woman. Hannah was a woman. Hannah was a crazy woman. But I like Hannah, but she had some spice at least. Yes, I agree with you. It's Hannah Brown coming back. Do you think Mitch call her you you go get her and you do it? Or are we talking about the rumors yet or not? Okay, let's talk about because I think before we get into if we're going to talk about what makes Peter's mother cry, like, let's do it.

At the end, we'll finish. I'm sorry, okay, right, I don't know if Hanna Brown's come back, Okay, okay, so then we have so then so then he's like, okay, and let me go put you in an suv and sid you away, right, So then he's like down to two. I also loved at the beginning of this how Kelly was like, I wish I could just push you both in front of a It's funny. I know she's just getting She's like, oh, I'll just take a nap. I mean,

obviously I'm gonna get it. I'm like, la, la, lav But imagine how annoying these girls are when you're in the mansion with them or wherever, and you're in a Marriott Machu Pichu marychich garden and you have to be stuck there with these morons, and you actually are a lawyer, um, and you're just like, are you kidding me? Like this?

I mean right by the time there's no magazines, by the time the date rolls around, it's like, please, I am literally begging you let us get Like I could see why her mindset as a smart person is like, get me out of here. Already. She went right to tears and then and then we have um a child wrote it and he was like, that is the sweetest thing ever. Victoria f is running hot. She's already piste off. She's already you know, she's going it's annoying to be

around me. I'm gonna have to agree. Her antenna were she's all over the place, little antenna. Just say. She reminds me of how I used to speak to my dad at sixteen. Okay, okay, okay, alright, alright, okay, why are you in such a mood? Playing her pinky her pinky going down her pinky, and then she was like, you're always a mood and he was like, I'm not. I'm not always. This bitch is in a mood literally constantly. It's a reflective mood. Dummy, Oh my god, dum. She's

never like oh my god, hi, like she's away. Was like, oh in the vocal fry with this fucking all, I'm like, what is this? Mcmillions? Are we still on and we recording it? I was like yeah, and he was like, you have given me to reason to down. I am not in a mood like you're out. It's just like so spun out advance, like I have committed. It's oh, you could just slap her truly. She's like, I don't want it to end. I just don't want to lose you. It's just easier just not to have you than to

lose you. And he's like, oh bull, and her fever busted right through the paper again. I'm okay, she's manipulated. I think she's pretend ending to be insecure, because do you see in those I t M s when she pulls up she's like yeah, like so I was really embarrassed to buy that and It's like, why can you talk now? And you couldn't talk to him? I love any talk producer, I know. I was like actually going, like, what is in the moment? Is that? How do you know?

They say, but what is it stand for? I think the moment? Yeah, that I had the confessional? Yeah, can I say I'm glad I am that Derek's not here because I feel like I look so haggard and tired that I'm so glad that I can't let Dirk see me like that. I put on my best lung black dress and my best but like we wouldn't have been able to talk like freely. I wouldn't have talked about the hose. That water would not have made it. Ernie, while I was like calling hr about I feel good

about it. I'm not worried about it. Your favorite podcast this week? The Best is the Best. I wish you would come back with us to Los Angeles? Will you come home me? You? Ernie? Is your mic on? Are you able to talk to us? Have you ever want to talk? Have you ever watched The Bachelor? Ernie? He doesn't, he really doesn't want to talk to us. Okay, okay, great, okay, great? So then Ernie's like hiding under his test Ernie cute. I felt like with Victoria f like, I'm like, oh

my god, they're the worst. They're the couple that you hate to hang out with. She's like, you're in a mood. No, you're a funk. I'm gone against the wall. And they're like, okay, no, you're right, I love you like I girls like that isn't a mother thing where they I think it's like they I think they love a situation like I think a guy wants to feel like they're chasing. She's the chase. She's like headche to me, like a lot of guys like him. I'm telling you my real problem. I am

a low maintenance. Yeah you were listening to that. I'm a nut, but I'm low maintenan I'm like I read, Yeah, everyone's uber in me. Yeah truly, I'm reliable, sturdy ship. I've put a lot of people in the back seat. Yeah I have, you know now, I'm telling you I'm people love being in me. I'm comfortable. I'm not gonna you know, it's just nice like, but I'm not. I'm very low maintenance. You never have to take me to

the shop. No, no no, no, I'll take myself because I'm gonna I'll feel so broken if I'll go to my own shame hole far away, and I will go deal with it myself, with the with the person who's going to fix my family ancestry. Like I'll deal with it myself. So you don't have to, like you don't have to do with that. You know, it's funny though it's probably not that I'm learning from these girls a little bit, never too late to learn, so we have to. We

have so they're the worst couple. And then um, so then we have Kelly, who's like, look, Peter, it's an easy decision. Look at me, I'm an attorney. I'm ready for a rose. Give it to me. She got less fun. She also let's listen. Yeah, please look I have my face hasn't ever been founder in my life. So no, say nothing so that when I'm talking, like know that like the shame hall are and I are co renting and we do love that really cute tiling and we have the free beer, open open open shelves at our

shame hall. But real talk of the three. Yes, let's say you never heard from him a blind taste test except where you can only see them. Kelly would be the one to go because just superficially speaking, she actually did need to work a little harder. Sorry, and I say this as someone I would be thrown out day one, so like that this is but she just didn't have that cute, cute, cute look that the other girls have. It's like, honey, you have to work, but I will.

He had a boner for her for a second. He did, and he was like whatever, Like he was so entranced by the destiny of like grinding in the lobby at the lobby of the Four Seasons Westlake Village, Like he was, actually, don't you just said, I'm like that's nice. I like, like I love lobbies. I love lobby. I love a lobby. I love a four Seasons. I do feel like, um, he was way more into heard than I would have. Like he was really aroused by her early on, and

she didn't give him anything. Yeah, well she felt like from day one, like, oh maybe I shouldn't be here. Yeah, I was like, I'm I have a job and I actually have my client. Shouldn't find me like this and like whatever she was wearing, like lingerie or whatever was the pillow fight, and then I think from then on she was just kind of like he either wants me or doesn't, and I'm not giving, like I'm not I'm off or I'm not you know, I gotta tell you something.

It's like I'm having a moment right now. Obviously this would never happened. But if I were on the Bachelor, Like, how would I be? I certainly would to be crying. I would be the funny one. I'd be like the joke hacker, because that's how I deal with my insecurities.

But I think I would almost take that. It's not I wouldn't win, but I would do that too, where I'm like, look, I'm obviously the best one because I know that I'm smart and I'm not self confident, but I am you know, I'm weird that or sometimes and I have my issues, but um, I get it. I like, thinking back, I'm like, you know, she actually did the right thing. It's like, look look at me, I'm accomplished.

I'm pretty this, that and the other. If you want these girls, then this was never going to work to begin and so I kind of respect it now that I'm thinking about it. I don't think I have enough confidence to hold myself in regard that, I think I would fold in and go I am an animal. I think I would completely ruined. Oh no, no no, no, yeah, yeah,

yeah yeah, I would tell him don't pick me. I'm like, honestly, why, I'm still going to like court Jester, like the neutered court Jester of the hot girl, I like Dinklaging from the Limo. Yeah, I'd be in full Jester. Oh my god, think I pulled the full Jess. So then we have We've got so then again, Hannah and and Kelsey, you're they're so excited that each other walks through the door again and they pull out champagne and like didn't explode

the bottle into Kelsey's face. The funniest Hello Diane, But that if I could watch the champagne gate and Kiano greeting Diane Keaton for like the next of my favorite things. All right, let's talk about the gossip. So there's a rumor going around on the internet that Peter that the reason nobody knows who's one is because Peter's actually fallen in love with his producer, who's actually very cute. By

the way, she's so cute. Why would you have her as the producer if you didn't want him to fall in love with her, like, obviously he's with her more than anyone. She's just confident. She's probably cool, like she's smart. Obviously, it's a smart, fun show to work on. Why would you hire her if you didn't want any bachelor to fall for her? Honestly, like hiring a hot man walk my hot many maybe where I feel like we're thinking, why would you? Why would you do that? Of course

she's cute, smart, she's exactly. She's the one who he really intimately, they're together literally all day long. That's why a lot of people fall for the nanny or their assistants. Like she's the one that helps me. She protects me. The rest of them don't protect me. She's the one that has my real person. Yeah, do you let's talk about it. I think it happened. I really think it happened. And I want you to know something. You like it?

I love it. I really like it. It makes me actually feel excited, Like I really liked this season because I didn't watch Bolton, I couldn't watch him, but I loved the season and was a fence jump which was amazing, and I watched it and I was like, great, Uh, it would make me feel really good about how the season ended. How do you feel unless you would ended up with Kelsey? She's going to eat him alive? All give me a break. I love Kelsey for Bachelorette for sure?

Okay Anna, do you wait? Do you think it's gonna be I would like get to be that because that person seems like I don't like I don't see any of the girls on this season for him. I would like that, but I also don't understand if that, if that would actually like how it would work out, because it part of me feel like, wouldn't you shold be fired? Or like, no, are you kidding me? Best twist? Best twist? And you don't want to I'll tell you this, judging by how stressed he is, I think it's gonna this

is what. This is my theory only I don't spoil myself. But because like reality, Steve has tweeted this is not true, and you know he actually does have inside info, although who knows. I think that he's going to on camera say like something has happened here and it's going to be a big moment. It's going to be exciting if it's true. Reality Steve is saying that that's not true. So Reality Steve, who I never read, by the way, because I like to enjoy things, has tweeted it's not true.

But here's my question with Reality Steve. Somebody was tipping him off. I would never understand why I showed want there to be spoilers, because you know, why would you want it to be out there? Whatever. Maybe that person doesn't work there anymore. I don't know. It's possible he has lost to his connection and this is just my stupid I love it, I love it, I love it, I love but I really I wanted to be true because he hasn't. I don't think he's spoiled the season

for anyone. They're saying that they haven't done the final rows yet. Okay, so question because it's a producer. Oh. Also, Rob Mills, the ABC person, he put out an article saying that he cannot confirm or deny that. Okay, that was like, I'm wondering, Well, it's also if he did, because because he had to get stitches. Stitches and I sort of feel like they're two on one. Was so lame because I feel like they might have had to have a break in production because his head was really

messed up. So perhaps well he was injured, he really got more alone time with this producer like you mentioned. Did you notice like how quickly does he heal? Because when they took Avantage off, it was really what there was no Frankenstein. That's good. I'm really wondering because I bet there was a breather and they're like stuck in Purdue. Maybe he's hanging out with this lady. It's exciting. There's

like two alpockets who know we'll never know. They're like okay, okay, and then okay, So then what about do we think? I don't think we've seen the last of Hannah Brown. I agree it would be a mistake not to bring her back. Okay, So thoughts, how is she going to come back? When she's going to come back, who's going to be the final two? Who's getting cut next week? Michelle?

And who's gonna win Michelle? I don't even remember their names? Okay, So we have Victor, we have Victoria f we have Hannah, and we have Victor Madison without a doubt, Madison make it tough to um and then honestly, I think it's Madison and Hannah. I think he's going for the good girl because for his image, whether he's into them or not, he cannot go Those other two girls are like fast girls. He especially after the Chase Rice thing, he cannot pick.

Victoria is also like unbearable. And then Kelsey is like funny to us and yeah, yeah she's not. It's going to be those two. He needs a good girl because he's like a quote unquote good guy. Okay, what do you think for the final thing? I agree with that. I think next week, I think Kelsey is actually going to go home because the way they're playing Victoria f up. That's I think like the Red Herring. And then and then when does Hannah Brown come back? Yeah? I think

the end. Yeah, and that scene where when he's lying on the beds like, oh we just learned this off. What did you learn? I don't know? Yeah. Who is the mother because this is for me, the biggest blank to fill. Who is the mother crying about it would either be Hannah it's someone she knows Madison or Hannah Brown. Listen, unless the mother has like some real mental illness issues, why would she be crying about Madison for five minutes.

I think Madison might have been a virgin who left because he boned Kelsey and he's not going to cut Kelsey because he's gonna want a bone, or in the windmill Victoria f he does cut Hannah and no way can't. I don't think the mother is crying about any of the girls that are on the show unless she seriously

needs help. You think it's going to be handed unless he's like, I'm not or that other girl, because here's the other thing in a lot of the conspiracy theories, I think her name is Julia, but I might be wrong. Um with the producer. There are pictures of the mother with hanging with Peter and the producer of Instagram photos. The mother knew her, so I think the mother loves her and that's who she's crying. I got chills. I just trusted her with his entire family. I just got hills.

So I can't believe I cared this much. I'm can I just say I am so delighted that I chose to stay to do this podcast. I've been dying to do your podcast. This really means the world to me. Thank you. I hope to do I will probably be in New York a bunch of the spring and we'll definitely do more. I will you please come back well and also come to Serious XMA Michelle Collin shows seven to ten money through Friday. I'll plug it Serious x on one O nine and Arten has been on. You

can find us on mine anyway. But I love you and Laura Lattis with the best time, and um, I'm going to Will you help us pick a tweet of the week? Yes, okay, So for the new listeners out there, you can tag me or Anna Hostna on Twitter art marine air d e n M y r I n anna A n n A h O s s n I e h and um then you do hashtag w y A t R. I feel like I always pronounced your last name differently, say it properly. That's not okay, great, Um,

all right, let's see here we go. Um, all right, we have a bunch of these are there's so many good ones it's hard. So we've narrowed it down to like seven, Lynn shre At, Alexandrovna. We've narrow down to two and then we picked the final Madison. I'm so excited to find out what work. Oh this when they're fishing, Madison. I'm so excited to find out what we're catching. My husband s t ds pretty good okay, Jazz at Thorium Underscore Dragon. How exciting. It's great that Natasha finally gets

to meet Peter. Like, okay, let's say, oh, this is funny. This is like, this is more of a visual. Do you know how they added in the swimsuit? Yeah? Okay, So this is from the seth Vat at Basebone one, Peter my number one quality. What do I want my wife? I want someone with a huge heart shaped dumper that gets blurred on primetime television is unflattering because these women have like good bodies and it gives them my body, which makes me feel good. It's amazing. Weird blobs on

their not even trying. This is from three D Dorito. Um at j a shaw uh. The amount of time she's talking about how he won't be there, He's gonna be there. That was Kelsey talking about her dad. Um three D Dorito, Kelsey, I haven't seen my dad in twelve years. Producers rub hands together until now. Um okay. Chaz at three M Underscore Dragon. Yep. That is definitely how a real human person cries Hannah and nailed it. That's hilarious. Yes she is simone. Um, this is three.

I don't watch The Good Doctor, but based on the fifteen seconds I see every week after The Bachelor, he's got more game than Peter. By the way, the Good Doctor Fox I also only watched the first fifteen seconds of it, and he was like, can you wake up? I want to have sex now. I thought he was a kid doctor. I was like, excuse me. Our final one Megan Corbett back at meg Corps. Peter one thousand percent uses tears as lubricants. That's funny. Okay, So I'm gonna say for our final two, Um, I have a

favorite three. Okay, all right, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna throw Okay, give me your favorite three. The first two in the last one, okay, great Land Troyer at Electa Drovna Madison. I'm so excited to find out we're catching my husband STDs excute Chazz at three. Um, Dragon, how exciting. It's great that Natasha finally gets to meet Peter. I like that one because it's true. I like that. And then Megan Corbin backs at mag Corbes Peter one thousand

percent uses tears as lubricant. I'm gonna let you pick the winner. Yes, I almost want to give it to three D to Rito because they sent so many and I love doritos so and they asked me, said the good doctor, and they did a get good. I like the one. The Natasha tweet made me laugh because it's dark and true, like it's real. It's it's terrible that they waited so long and then he got rid of her. Yes, exactly, like, okay, three D either you know what. Three D deserved it.

I was worse because he remember he picked up the rose as if he was going to give it to her, and then I was like, oh but no way. Also, even if producers tell you to do that, don't touch it, they never used to touch it back when they would send you home. That was so rude, Fonds, That's exactly it, Michelle. Where can people find you? You're the best. First of all, I've had literally the best time. I could sit here for another seven hours. The most fun thing that's your flight.

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