"PANDEMIC DRAFT PICKS" w/ Laci Mosley and Miles Gray!

You know A very special surprise episode in advance of the upcoming season premiere of The Bachelorette, which will be on October is the first episode we will be recording on the fourteenth. The podcast will go up on today. We are doing draft picks, and I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, Arden, everybody knows who won, Well, guess what. I don't know. And I found two of your favorites who also don't know, so we're just gonna guess. Also,

here's the deal. We are all aware. Even though ABC might be trying to fool us and being like, oh, Claire, she's your Bachelorette, which we know she's not gonna be around long, we notation is coming in and we are here for it. So before we get started, I just want to give a quick shout out thank you to everyone who bought my book. Are you kidding me? I can't even believe I'm an authoress. I can't believe all of you bought my book. I also want to say if you bought from the link where you got the

free tote bag, I know they're being ding downs. I know you haven't gotten it yet, and believe it or not, I actually have sent off a few strongly worded emails that have gotten nowhere. But I'm like, what in the f I'm not going to tell people to click on a link and have them not get the books. So just know if I have to fly to Nashville, grab the totes, grab the sign books and put them in the mail for you, I'm gonna do it because this is not acceptable. Final thing, I do have an event

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It'll be really fun. Let's get to the real deal, you guys. This duo came on the podcast, and to say that they caused a star is I'm gonna say an understatement, Tanna, you're with me here? I mean this reaction, people were like, bring back this combo. We are here for this combo. We love this freaking combo. And I am on a pandemic friendship journey. I am forcing my friendship on these two whether they like it or not. And I feel like they like it, so I'm there for it. Up First is a woman who is a

star hilarious. She is purely like owning her lane of the highway. Her podcast is spectacular. I have been on it. Our other guest has a fantastic episode of it. Um She's been on our podcast. We love her so much.

She's the host of Scam Goddess, Ladies and Gentlemen. Lacy Mosley, Hi, I'm so happy to be back, Henny and mean, Yes, I'm gonna be selfish and say, part of the like me getting you in early is so that you have vested interests and then you can come play with us this season, because then you'll be forced to watch you scam. Be good. Now, I am fully the ultimate scan. I am the scamm. Do a podcast about what a scam has taught you. Well, you know what I know to get a burner phone, I know. I know that I

need to learn how to do photoshop. I know I need to learn how to make a fake I d I know I need to get like bank accounts off shore. I've listened. I'm I am this. The pupil becomes the teacher. Also, here is a man that is killing me. He every time he comes on. What a journey. And I'm just gonna say, I don't want to brag, but I woke up to a text from him at like seven in the morning about a former Bachelor star and a real

estate purchase. I woke up to this text and I was like, oh my god, as a crack dealer peddaling in Bachelor franchise, to wake up to a text from this gentleman who had never watched it before the pandemic, and who has only watched Goat episodes. I felt like my job was done here. You know him as the host of the Daily Sight Guys. You also should listen to his episode of Scam Goddess is a freaking delight. We adore him, Ladies and gentlemen, Miles Great, oh my god,

thank you for having me. Yes, I've been, Yeah, i've been fully You've turned me out art and for lack of a better phrase, I thought I would be like, I don't really funk with this show to me rage texting you. I think it was like me. Was it in the seven o'clock hours? Definitely? But I don't almost Yeah, I think it was like seven oh six or some ship. And I'm like nickle Bottom over priced house in our neighborhood. You're like nick files and know how he bought at

one point seven million dollar house? And know how well I had a book dropped off at him at his house apparently apparently it is a very swanky block. Oh okay, okay, that's fine. I mean big up North Hollywood. Always. Did you get the book I had put in your yard? Miles, Yes, I did, and Her Majesty and I were fighting over the puzzle, uh, fighting over or why we were both addressed in the book as you signed it to us.

She was like, well, I know art in two and I'm like, yeah, but no, No No, This was because I was talking honestly, because I had um because I had like printed up custom boxes. They I would have put two books in, but they barely fit with the I under I didn't measure correctly. I couldn't jam two books it, or you would have gotten two books you can read to one another at night as lovers do. Tianna Banana, No,

Tanna knows. Here we go, and I know most of her listeners know who won Miles and Lacy and I do not know. So here's what I say. We do an unusual normally, you guys need to know when we read this, and we go through people's bios, we do the top three, like who's going to fantasy suites, who's going to be final too, and then who's gonna win, and then we pick the next Bachelor or Bachelor atte

We also picked drunk on the first night. Now because we already know the next Bachelor is and we know that Claire allegedly falls in love after like four episodes. Here's what I say. We'd yeah, where Miles, Miles is gone, Miles is looking at something. Okay, I say were I was just I'm just I'm and I'm trying to send you a picture. Sorry. That's why I say we do who we think is gonna win, who we think is going to be the villain, who we think is gonna

get hammered on the first night? And then I think who two more things? Who is there to get like major Instagram followers, There's usually somebody that comes in hard with like a product or like a catchphrase. Who's coming in too hard with a like a real like a some kind of a reality TV catchphrase, who's too thirsty for the like being at and exactly? And then in conclusion, maybe who's going to stick around when Clara leaves and there's a much different bachelorette and tastious coming in? Who

is like I'll declaire or Tasia? Do you know who Claia is? And do you know who Tassia is is? Clara is like a thirty nine year old hair dresser from Sacramento. She's the oldest bachelor that they ever had. She's been on the show like eighteen times. She's a blonde, white one on a lot. She's also ferry for the first Paradise being edited to to be like crying and speaking to a raccoon to a raccoon. Tasia should have been the bachelorette last year. Tasha is a beautiful Is

she from Colorado? She's beautiful? Just from Orange County? Is she really interesting? I guess you. I guess she was with Colton in Colorado. I feel like she had like at date. Uh So, Tasia should have been Bachelorette last year. Tassia is probably she's cute. I remember her horrible, So like, which guys are gonna be like, we want Claire, but we'll stick around for Tasha. Okay, here said Claire was on eighteen times. It's she's been on. This is her show.

This is her fifth time. So she did the main Bachelor, she did two Bachelor in Paradise. Is she did Bachelor Winter Games? So this is her fifth go round? It I have confusion though, So don't they normally go back and forth between the women and the me And is this like homegirl falls in love and she's like, no, this is it. I'm taking my box, I'm leaving a bachelor. It never happened. And then she tasa tags and like, hey, sis,

my box is empty. I also me and then okay, okay, and just so you know, they've all taken over like key. So normally this all starts at a mansion in Calabasas, and then they fly all over the world and like they get these helicopter dates and they go to mansions all over the world. This is all in like an

NBA bubble or like the Tyler Perry bubble. They took over a resort in like La Quinta, where it's like a hundred and twenty eight and they've been filming like near labor day when it's literally like in the home and so they're not going anywhere. They're all in a hotel. They're all burned tweet crisp, And do you know anything else about the actual filming they all I've looked at nothing other than when they originally put all that info out and I got accidentally spoiled. But I have not

read anything else. And I knew that. See. I knew that because my homeboy had planned a birthday party at that same hotel and then they canceled everybody's reservations for the bachelor. Okay, well, so apparently it's a really bouggie hotel, so it's a buggie hotel. So it'll be interesting because this is also like, this is gonna be fascinating because it's never been like this. They're not going anywhere, they don't leave anywhere. There's no fun, exciting dates, and they're

all going to be sunburned. And there's a switch of roof from Claire to Tasia. I think I think Claire leaves like episode four, normally it's like twenty episodes. I think she's like, this is it. I'm leaving, and then they really race. Incomes Tasia, which I can't I can't wait. Here we go. I will read the first man, and I know we are losing Lacey in sixty four minutes, so we're going to I'm just gonna sort of selectively pick what I I'm gonna start up. We have a

j ag is cute. I don't see Claire picking a man in a beige sweater that is a V neck like with no, I don't see this sweater we're getting picked. He has a twenty eight year old soft And for anybody playing along at home, we're looking at the ABC. A Fisher bachelorette site. He's a twenty eight year old software salesman from Playa del Rey, California. He's a self proclaimed California boy through and through. He's studying to get

his NBA or killing it in the software game. He loves to enjoy this son, while they'll be getting plenty of that. Um. He loves volleyball. He grew up in a Muslim household and thanks to his strong bond with his mom, he says, he tells a j tells him everything. He has a sincere respect for women. Hemans to find a partner who will intellectually challenge him. Um. He's considered himself a modern Muslim. It's very excited to share his cultural background with Claire. He's younger, he does not steer

towards younger women. He's excited to pursue a woman like Claire who's mature and experience. He's going on this journey is out of his comfort zone. Um. He learned how to make candles during quarantine and he won't go to the zoo because he's afraid of tigers. He's a double Dutch master at the jump rope and he does research all right. Thoughts on a J Miles, he wants to fund his mother. He seems a little too into his mother.

He loves his mom. He likes the older woman. He's like, he doesn't do his he like he likes to know everything, like he does his research before doing things. He needs to be able to predict things. He knows his mother is the only woman he's loved, so he prefers the older woman. And that's why he likes clear as he sees as quote mature and experience like his mother. That's great reading, Lacy, What is your gut take on a

J one? I'd like to concur with Miles. I see him like trying to breastfeed episode one, like do the titti's lactate he has? It's a mother also debating too, because he wants to be intellectually stimulated. Yes, great, you can do both those. You can stuck on a titty and debate at the same time, so you can walk in chew gum. Second um, baby girl, what is with this v? Nick is giving me half washed? It's giving me that commercial where they're like, is your shirt half washed?

And then the V neck is tough? And now I have to be honest. I haven't looked at the grid yet. I haven't looked at anybody else because generally it's like year to year, like when year all the guys were in like nehru collars, Like so, I'm wondering if we're gonna see maybe they're aging them up, like you know, thirty nine year old men were dumb dad's sweaters. But it's not a great sweater. They also didn't give him a good color, honey, like this is this beich is

basically a ship tone. You know what he's doing. You know what he's doing. You know what this is. He loves his mother. He's wearing his daddy's clothes. That's his dad fucking shirt that he thinks it's cool. And it's been on the hangar too long. That's why it's got that weird nipple in the back because he didn't steam it before he wore it. Right. It's part of the Bachelor though, for having a Muslim player from the him Alayas, you know what I mean. I do like to see

that the representation is very cute. Now it's too many daddy's out here. Y'all could have went to the mosque and got a true, a true fit okay, with a little hair on his chest, little hair on his face. Yea, with a little too safe. Yeah, we could have got some real Zaddy's up in here. But you know, yea is it's their first Muslim contestant. I don't think they've ever said the word Muslim in Bachelor. Never. I'm the same. I don't like to say I don't think that. I don't.

There's no way anyone on this show, all the other guys. But I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What did you say you were? Yeah? No, it's terrified you that you're admitting this. All right, all right, I'm gonna say now, so I the only category that I could put him in is because I'm gonna make a list. I think he sticks around for Tassia. I think I'm gonna say I think he sticks around for Tasia.

I can see him sticking around for Tasia winning. Uh you know, um, how to get to get to the like, how many rounds is he gonna get cut on the first night? Do you think he'll get cut on the first night if he wore his vneck? Absolutely know, you're absolutely right. He may not make it four weeks. I mean already, you know Claire's taste. Would do you look at this and through Claire's eyes of me to go

this person could make it or could not make it? No, she liked she liked one Pablo Alpha, although she was with what's his name? Who was that French dude? Who was she getting engaged to? What's his name? Ben Wah? I mean Ben Wah was a wild card, Ben what had crazy glasses? He loved her within twenty minutes. Ben was Ben was personality was the personality equivalent of this sweater. So it was an option that that may she she couldn't she was. He wasn't French, She was French Canadian.

She likes a man she likes an accent. I will like this guy doesn't necessarily but she liked the two guys she liked one uh one? Where was? Where was one Pablo from Argentina? One Pablo was Brazilian? I think I should look that up anyway. Okay, we're gonna change Venezuela. Okay, Ben is up. I'm gonna let Lacey read Ben. I mean, if this is not apple Pie the All American twenty nine, you're an American ranger. Okay, Lazy, you can skip through

and pick parts of Ben to read for us. Okay, I'm gonna be reading Ben in his All Lives Matter jawline. Ben is a sweet Midwestern boy with California dreamboat good looks. After graduating from the United States Military at West Point and becoming an Army ranger, Being suffered a life change of back injury that shipped his priorities in life. Honey, Um, yeah, Okay, So he got hurt and he's got his sobs story to stay on the first night, he broke his back

and that's what he'll tell her. He had to change his day. He's like, I broke my back, but don't worry, girl, I'll break yours too. So then led him to sunny Venice Beach, where he currently lives. He loves his new job as a personal trainer, besays the only thing missing from his life is someone to share it with. Then it's ready to get married and truly looking for the ripe woman to set alone down with. Being is available, he needs his woman to be emotionally available as well.

She also must be able to keep up with him on the dance floor, or at least be willing to cheer him all when he jumps in the middle of a dance to show off some women moves I need. When Ben's in a relationship, he loves to show affection through writing letters. Poor Ben's favorite indulgence is ice mask Ben once flew across the country to see a girl he had never met in person before. Or this is what is this the notebook? I don't know, Damn letters. You better build me a house by hand, no one

I know. And the indulgence isn't ice that there again, that's that's not indulgent. That's crazy. Also, I don't like that his thing isn't about like this is what I have to offer. It's like, when you're my girl, you better be cheering me on when I'm like no, I don't think. I think that Claire will keep him around. I think, but I don't think Claire Claire is Horney. And I don't think he's gonna get I don't think he's gonna jank there's not enough like extra extra to

jankle or her chemicals. I think he's a sweet pee enough that he might make it through. I say he will stick around for Tassia. Okay, I'm putting Ben under drunk because your favorite thing is ice baths, you'd be drinking. Okay, I think he's a murderer. Categories murder is the opposite of having a hot water. We have murderer categories. Were filling around our murderer, drunk, thirsty, Um, we have winning, we have Tasia like staying for Tassia, and then we

have villain. Alright, so so far Ben is in the murderer category for Miles. Alright. Also like flying across country when you've never met someone like, yeah, that's what they're like. Yes, I've come all this, you know whatever I'm putting on. Maybe I'm projecting my No, that's fine. I don't say under that that the person he saw met up with

was never seen again. It's weirdly would include that sure is speaking of this guy looks like a weather man, Miles, will you please take Bennett who's thirty six year like Bennett is for sure lying about his age. But go ahead. You think he's like, um six, funk out of here, I'm thirty six If that motherfucker's thirty six, alright, it

looks like an out of work Tom Cruise impersonator. Like when you're in the cabin Vegas and you see the Flaccard for like the best impersonator show in town, and they're like, he's Tom Cruise and a bunch of other generic goods. Had Hannah Ryan Murphy show, Yeah exactly. So yeah. In it, he says he's the total package. Oh check, great job, check, mature and ready to find his wife check. Yeah. Um so why is he single? Oh well, it's according

to Bennett, he hasn't always been this successful and good looking. Actually, so he was from Atlanta. You went to Harvard. He's a financial planner. Yeah, he's like he's doing everything, has how he wants to. He does morning yoga. He walks the high line in his favorite Belgian loafers and Delicious Loafers. I lived in Atlanta. You don't walk the high line in loaf First. I know exactly who in New York. No, he's in Atlanta. No, yeah, I know Atlanta in New York,

New York? Oh yeah, yeah, yes? Is he talking about the one in New York though? Anyway? Yea New York. He's thing is this is where he really gets good humidity at any level? Is it deal breaker for Bennett? Dry? Keep it dry? I don't even know what that mean. Yeah, in New York. He doesn't face mask. He takes a relaxing face mach is at the end of the day. And he hates golf. Yeah, he joined one of the fancy final clubs. Everybody he was in a social network, one of those do she at clubs of Harvard from

the So this guy's a douche as a villain. Yeah, he's a villain. And if you didn't write this, if you wrote this in sincerity, you are for sure a villain in a douche because this is the most comical bio we've read so far. Also, my guy basically he could have just wrote this bio and been like, look, I'm tired of masturbate into my Harvard diploma. It's time for me to get a warm lady body involved. He's like made like a plaster of pair He's rolled up

his diploma and like get him plaster of Paris. And it's just has been like working it, just working it. I Anna, Europe, you're gonna be reading blow Blake Monar. I'm gonna put thirsty for Blake Monar. Just looking at his photo the two name and he's a male grimming specialist. Take it, Tanna. He's from Phoenix, Arizona, probably Scottsdale. Uh. He grew up in oh He grew up Baseball was his life. But then two years into living out his boyhood dream of playing in the major leagues, a debilitating

neuromuscular injury pushed him into retirement. That means he didn't leave the practice squad and forced him into trying to figure out what he really wanted in life. So his next move, he packed up his life and moved to Phoenix and now he owns and operates a cosmetic company, a bold move, they said, to move to pix. His idea of a romantic night includes cooking dinner and watching movies and sweatpants UM. And he doesn't have any pets, but he loves dog sitting. He's never left the tree.

He loves to take his mom, and he loves pancakes. I think Blake Monar will for sure stick I think that Claire will like him, and I think that he will definitely stick around for Tassia. Tasha likes the two men's name, the two the two named men. Last year she was with UM was his name Paul Jones, John Paul Jones, three names. Blake Monar only has two. So if she liked John Paul Jones, she I think Tasha

would be open to Blake Monar. He's given me European you know what I mean, Like he definitely smells good. He's going to keep the hair good. He's hot, little body on him and he knows how to show it. Real cute. He's giving me like, you know, professional thought here office place a thought and you know he's got

the ground. Yeah, and you know what, I also think that, uh, it does bring me back to our first sweet a J. And I see that other people have better outfits and that means that A J's mom did did pick out that sweater and the first photo because other people are not in tan v nex So sorry, a J Okay, I will take um. Blake Moyne's all sweet guy. He's giving me what was what is the guy? He's giving me vibes of who is um? There's like a it's

like a movie. It's a he's like a red monster and he's a man that plays it and he is um. It's it's it's like it's been a trilogy roby Ron Perlman. He's given me Non Perlman, Young Ron Perlman Blake Moyne. He's a twenty nine year old wildlife manager from Canada. She likes Canadians. He's no stranger to putting in the hard work to get what he wants in life. He studied every kind of wildlife management and he works outdoors. He has it all professionally, but personally he's at a crossroads.

He hangs out with his friends um, but now his friends are married and he feels pressured to settle down and wife up. His dream woman is outdoorsy, beautiful and fun. He has a goofy side. He has self described potty mouth. I he loves the Ninja turtles, he loves pizza, he loves picnics. I feel that the guys are gonna love because what's fun about the Bachelorette is that there's a lot of romances. I feel that Blake is gonna be well liked in the house if he doesn't get cut

on the first night. I feel like the guys are all going to be friends with Blake, and maybe Blake will get to go to Paradise one day and find the lady. I don't see it being Taitia or Claire Um, but he seems like a sweet pee. I think he's too sweet and pure for this franchise. Miles. Yeah, his eyes are like he looks like somebody who if you're a scammer, you're like, yes, they've arrived, Yeah, has arrived.

But he's got Yeah. I mean he seems like somebody anyone who works with like endangered species has a good heart. I feel like, because that's not you don't do that for the checks. And although at the beginning when he said he was a wildlife manager, I thought maybe like Shamboo was one of his clients or something different times wildlife manager, but I think but he has yes, very kind like he almost you can tell he's Canadian from the photo. He's too sweet, he's better than us. And

he's got shirt on, a nice thick shirt. Yeah, he's got It's like, yeah, he has a thick shirt. That's practical, Lacy. Do you think he will make it past the first night? He's giving me Steve Irwin vibes. Yeah, yeah, like I tell you all I can say in Estralian next and his Lasa desk, but he's giving me Lisa desk and um he's giving me also like probably not good in bed, but we'll try. And then you could like teach him. He could be like to the left, Blake to the left,

and you know he would really learn. I think he would learn. Um, I don't know. He looked like he might have a boby on him, so he might stay past the first night. Might be tall. He might be tall, sweet and built. Yeah yeah, tall energy. Okay, alright, so far I have as my murderer Ben and as my villain the loafer guy from Ben. It's okay, mild you're up with and I think that I just visually I have to say, even though he's young, Claire will like him.

Oh yeah, he looks like he looks like Hot Knive from Catfish from He's Cleveland and a real estate agent from Cleveland, Ohio. Oh, Brandon is an Italian stallion in the prime of his life. Okay, we get it. So he's definitely getting drunk the first yeah Brandon. So he says, yes, he's employed, living at the last few years as a real estate agent and model in New York City, but now says ready to head back to Cleveland, the Cleveland Burbs where he grew up and started family. He's from

the Midwest. Yeah, within abs of an a list movie star. He's had trouble getting a date, but he loves older women, the most recent being thirty eight. His dream woman is someone who's uh, will never say no to going on a spontaneous adventure, etcetera, etcetera. Brandon has already said that he thinks Claire is beautiful. Is the only question now is what will Claire think of him. He loves being his own boss, has a phobia of dancing good. He does not fun good at all. Phobia and phobia of dancing.

First admit he wore a way too much ed hardy back in the day. So I think if you're afraid of dancing, you probably want to drink a little bit to loosen up in a big group setting where you gotta perform. So that's why I felt when you lead off with Italian Stalion and you don't like dancing, I think you might be drinking. Okay, I'm like Stallion's book Baby where, Yeah, that's a really great do. I don't think he's gonna win. I do think the ladies are gonna like him. I do think he will stick around

for Tassia. Yeah, for Tasia for sure. All right, I'm putting him on the Tatia pile. Um I'm having is so far a j and Brandon on the tast shape Tasia pile. I feel like there was somebody else. Um. He feels a little thirsty, but not He's almost too handsome to be The thirstiest ones are never this handsome, Anna, What do you have him on any pile? He you know? I think Claire will be into his looks, but I think that like it sounds like he's he's pretending to

be loose, because what is a phobia of dancing? If not, you're a little uptight. I also don't believe him when he says he's into older women. I feel like he said that because he wanted to be on the Bachelorette and it happened to be an older bachelorette. I think

he was just saying what he had to say. Well, he has a lot of unresolved issues because I forgot to read this part of the profile when it says that when he's dating someone he needs to see them happy and enjoying every moment of life, because life is too short not to like to say that you need so it's like you will participate in this illusion with me and we will not acknowledge this function in this relationship,

like my parents did everything. There's no room for no double damn on that he said in the thing No Debbie Downers. So he's really like sad bitches. If you listen a lot of dough right, don't you don't? Yeah, or he's the type of dude he's like, oh I have a drinking problem. Yeah, Yeah, there's no there's a little gaslighting. There's gonna be a little there's no room

for gray, there's no sadness. I feel gas like in the bio and I'm like, how I feel gaslate And I'm just reading no bio and I'm like, I guess I need to cheer up when I read your bio. Also, he said he didn't want to live in Cleveland, Ohio. You don't buy back to the suburb. I don't believe it. I'm gonna put him on the liar category. I don't believe that he wants older women. I don't believe he wants to leave New York. He wants to be a model,

he wants to come on this show. He wants to get Instagram followers so he doesn't have to do his like working for Corkoran real estate doing rentals and uh that's okay, lazy Europe with Brandon. Now, this guy gives me vibes of that French Canadian dude, Tanna, what's his name? This guy gives me ben Wad vibes and like that. Yes, okay, they got so many of these little bees. Okay, Brendon is Yeah, he's giving me euro with these blueys. Hey Brandon, Okay, Zandie,

are you in ways? Is he one of us? Um so Brendon Brendon says, Brendan is a sensitive soul who is ready to share his life with a special woman. After losing his dad at a young age, he knew his purpose in life was to be a father. After relocating to Los Angeles, Brendan decided to move back home to Massachusetts to work for the family roof in business and be closer to his family, especially his nieces and nephews,

whom he can't get enough. In his free time, Brendon loves some good true crime, working out, hanging out with friends. Brendon is all about that initial attraction when he meets a woman. Loves to make a woman feel desired, and describes himself as a true romantic Brendan can juggle. That's his special skills. Brendon's real passion is coaching high school's basketball. Brendon's buddies from home call him be Money. Brendon's signature look is a turtleneck can now Brendon down an interesting one.

He isn't a enigma, the turtle knau the be money juggling. Okay, I'm from this part of the world, So let me just say it could go one way or the other. You could either get the great Massachusetts guy that's just like a funny, good guy and let's be money and he works at this des roof of good but he's like, are you freak kidding me? Like just like he's just a good guy. He's yeah, he's just from moth that he's tried to throw. He's like a nice fucking guy.

Or the bad version of it is you get that douche that's on below deck that they don't film anymore because he was doing sex as the racist things, Pete. So you either get I'm gonna say it's probably not Pete. You're probably gonna get a good guy. He's like, you should be on the Bachelor. You're good look, ad guy, why did you come on? Be money? Let's like you love turtlenecks, Let's put you run. It's like, but what

about the roofs? Still like the roofs will be here when you're gone, when you be here giving me that I don't know, b money is giving me. I'll be saying data on my free time. Um, and he's he's giving me. I would not date this man because he's giving me like emotional like well, locoster, I feel like if you get with this man, you don't know what's left from right and he probably can fuck good. Those are my thoughts. You know, he's lay the pipe. He does also work. He does also want to be famous.

Because if you're from Milford and you walk in the family roofing company and you did try to move to l A and then move back, and a big move that you actually got out to l A and you had a like a leitsorce sub let here for a while, that's a big move getting out of Milford. Like he wants fame. And he was the hottest person in his high school and he thought he was going to l A and he was gonna tell the girls what was up.

He was gonna be the o C on the river Dales and everything, and then he got his ass sent back home and then he found the Bachelor. Okay, and everybody knows the most famous thing out of Milford, Massachusetts is outcast valve oil. For anybody who plays a brass instrument, Thank you. I'm gonna put him on the Tatia pile. I don't He might get drunk, but so far, I'm not seeing my drunk. I'm not seeing my winning, I'm not seeing my thirsty. Um. I think he'll try to

stick around for tation because he's at the right age. Um. Okay, Um, who is up? Tanna? Do you want to take Chason? Oh my god, Jason was almost named Brayson Clayson or Rayson. He was He was almost named Chase. He was almost named Chad. He was also named Brayson. With Jason, he looked like what he looks like what Donald Trump Jr. Thinks he looks like with a Snapchat filter on Oh my god, like he looks like the Snapchat filter version of Back in the Day Early Bachelor Andrew Firestone with

a Snapchat filter to make Okay, Tanna, you're up. He's thirty one. I t account executive from San Diego. He grew up in the world of competitive swimming. Um. He wants to win the race for Claire's horror. He's an ultimate romantic. He's never been close to getting married, but hopes to one day have a long and happy marriage, similar to that of his parents, who have been together for thirty five years. He ended a two year toxic relationship with his coworker. Record scratch, I need to know

more about that. Let's know, what are you talking about? You ended a toxic relationship with your coworker, Like, oh, thank you, thank you. Well anyway, he says, he's right. He's ready to finally be in the right head space. Look at what he's look at, down at his little final three things. His nickname is Wolverine because, according to his friends, he recovers and heels quickly. Okay, he can't wait to get a Golden Doodle puppy one day. Oh just get it. It's not that big of a deal.

Just if you want a puppy, go get a puppy. It might be that he's dumb, okay, because a golden doodle, you know how, they're all like really goofy and dumb and everyone's dog is basically just you know, an extension of themselves. And then that final thing. Uh. He once swam from San Francisco to Alcatraz only wearing a pink speedo. Okay, dangerous, that's sick. The self proclaimed adventure seeker, and people have

considered him insane, right, all right. If I hear insane, I hear toxic relationship, I hear coworker, I'm gonna put him in a potential secret problem. Not a villain, but a problem. I'm putting him as a problem. Chason isn't my problem category. I think he would also stick around for Tassia. I don't think he's gonna win. I don't think he's gonna get cut, but I do think he's going to have his chance for love with two ladies. Yeah,

Tasha wouldn't want him, I hope. I don't think she's wanting any of these guys yet, but for sure, No, he he's also the thing is he's I think he's dangerous. He looks like somebody I would have gotten in fist fights with, like when I was younger. I mean, he's got like this thing where you can in his bio. He doesn't know how to articulate what his own needs or wants are in a relationship. Like it's very milk toast, like I like them. I like a mixture of beauty

and brain. Awkward silence is because then I'm in my own head and that place is hell. Yeah, there's there's something behind those eyes that I don't I don't quite trust here. Next up, we have Chris, a twenty seven year old landscape design salesman. So he he sells the design. He doesn't sell the landscape. And he's not the designer. He's a landscape design salesman from Salt Lake City, Utah. You know he's doing the He doing landscaping. He just stressed that up. Okay, okay, so he is, Oh he

works in landscaping. There you go. And he's hoping that he wants his relationship with Clear to bloom. His last serious relationship and it didn't heartbreak and he was unsure if he was meant for true love. Um, but now he's got his groove back. He wants a woman who's sharp and witty but easy going, which is not Claire. She's anything if not not easy going. She also was she must love to travel. He wants to travel to two hundred countries and he has a hundred and eighty

to go before he's been to twenty countries. That's cool. Um. Asked to describe himself as a lover, he says, I like to think I'm good at what I do. Okay, um Um. He hopes to have three or four kids to have a minivan. Um, and he is the oldest of four kids, and they all have genius level. I cues he ran it as a child. He ran and operated a coffee shop on his parents front lawn. UM so he could buy himself an electric scooter. He loves camping and he won't go longer three days at a time. Um,

he's a good guy. I see him as somebody going all the way to paradise. I see him as being hot and paradise. I do think he'll make a throutatious season. I don't see him winning either or being that. Um. He might get in fights with guys that are the dicks. Like I feel like he would go stand up to a dick and be like, dude, you've been a dick, you know. But like, I don't see him being the problem maker. You think he's gonna get cut I think he's gonna be Okay, he's young. I don't It's like

he's talking about genius level. I q s like you're leaving with that or like that's a big part of your identity. I wonder like if he's gonna have that, Like he looks down at Claire like you know how sometimes the dudes turn toxic on like the woman to be like you know, honestly, because like I was actually looking for something like on my level and this clearly isn't even and I'm surprised for actually eleven years older

than me and like actually like I'm a genius. So that, Yeah, I don't know if he's gonna if he's gonna turn Did you do Jojo? Did you do Joe? Joe's goat season with us? And when that guy got real condescend Caitlin's go season when that guy talked to her like she was dumb, you're right he might pull that all right, Um, Miles, why don't you read Dale, who I think will do well because he's a former pro football wide receiver and

they women love professional athletes that have retired. Can I just make know a lot of these who say they're former athletes. Professional ones usually have never left the practice squad. That's right. In our research, we have always learned that they are not always actually on the field, unless you're Clay Clay, Remember Clay, the one that sounds like yes, um, okay, you're you know he's got He's got the smokey Robinson

with the hot Snapchat filter face going on. Dale he is a small town boy with big dreams of making an impact in the world. His mother passed away when he was young, but before her death, Dale says he she taught him to always follow his passions and nothing is impossible. And he played dad died, Claire's dad died. I'm just saying, and do you want? Oh? He played you want basketball? D one football spent four years in the NFL before stepping away to have a career in

consulting for sports wellness. He's doing, He's doing, He's living his best life. When Dale is feeling passionate, he doesn't like to hold back. He's looking for a woman who won't be turned off by his intensity. Okay, Claire is intense. Um. One thing he has not been mastered yet is patients. I don't like his turn to make a move for will he wait to be able to wait to make his move or not. He loves Oprah. He's very competitive.

His favorite game is hungry Hungry Hippos. He's an a baschador for the Special Olympics, and his favorite indulgence is a good martini in a perfectly cooked steak. He is gotta be top five. He is in. He is a contender. He's the first contender. I feel that we've met. He has a dead parent, he was in the NFL. He has ambitions. Um, he's super horny. Um, she's horny. And Williford Roofer has a dead parent too, yep has and um, he loves Special Olympics and he's a man. He likes

martini and a steak. I'm gonna say I'm putting her now down. I'm putting Dale right now in the running as a winner. Um. He doesn't seem like and he feels like an alpha. I'm putting him as a contender. So feels like the first contender. Do you agree? I do be because he I can already see like his like first talking head package where he's like, you know, I know how to handle pressure. I've been a I've been a situation with a lot of competitive guys. I've

played d one of sports. I've been in the NFL, so this is like not a new environment for me. Like I feel like he's that's how he's going to be operating. Yes, he he had on paper, has good things. So I see him going far. I don't know quite yet if he's ringing all the bells, but I don't see him going out early. How old is he again? Okay, so he's a little young, but I feel like he's definitely a contender. Lazy alright, dear, oh, do you think

he's an Yeah? I mean, just from what you said about her, I'm gonna say yes, specially look at him a little bit. Okay, Okay, great, um okay. Damar Miss lazy zmar Haney. Damar is twenty six. He's a spen cycling instructor r at years old, Damar is ready to find his wife and it's diligently on the hunt. He likes meeting new people, exploring local restaurants, and sipping on fresh cocktails from the local board. Sociable in Damar's life is his passion for spin that should not be okay.

He is a very popular spin instructor. Oh Instagram, ho honey. He's a very popular spin instructor in scott Stale and says that he can get on that bike and spin to any be thrown his way. Tomorrow works hard and wants a woman who will be able to appreciate his appetite for success. In Spain, you can put in spin, but he might as well have so much. Born and only child to two loving parents, Damar is very close to both of his parents and hopes to find a woman who will join him and his mama on the

Starbucks coffee dates and get into action. When he shoots hoops with his daddy, his infectious energy will captivate the room that he's in, and he's hoping that's an advantage. When he arrives infectious energy, he's like his far power gets all the those looking clear gravitated towards him off the battle. Will she send him home? Look at these things? This is thirst day and the first one. Tomar's dream job has been to be a DJ on the Loss Vegas. Yeah, I'm putting in a thirsty on the ones and wos

like from the Yeah. Damar writes poetry at his spare time, so he wants to be a rapper, but wouldn't consider himself a poet by any means. He's gonna try to be a rapper. Denver is one of DeMar's favorite cities in the United States, and when he goes skiing or snowboarding for the first time, he wants it to be there. DeMar's wine of choices Cabernet seven young is that supposed to be fancy? I can say your favorite wine of choice,

and then I'd be like specific. He was like, my favorite wine of choices read yeah, I like the cotton with alcohol and and and it's liquid. No boxes for me. The bottle um I put in Jamar. So it's so far. I have Murderer, been Thirsty, Tamar winning Dale right now, Tesia has Brandon a j uh Blake Manner, Brandon and Chason and the Villain. It's so far Bennett and Chasten. I have Damar on Thursday. I mean I have Dale on Thirsty too. Something about boards management stuff. I was like, uh, Tanna,

do you want to take the next gentleman? Yes, sir, easy, oh, yes, easy, easy all right? Um twenty nine sports marketing agent Newport beach Um. He's a great catch and with a smile that lights up a room. He has a great career and a fun personality, and he's the total package. He played for the NFL for four years, practice squad to shift gears and move into the marketing side of sports, where he has a very successful career as an agent. Okay,

and he he let's see he dreams of world domination. Okay, he's He says he's much more focused on his personal life now and he's ready to find his queen. And he's a hopeless romantic and he's looking for a woman to be the other half of his power couple. Um doesn't seem like I mean Claire could be a power couple couple, but I I don't really see it. Uh. And he hypes himself up more than better than anyone else. He hates insects, especially ones that fly. Who he is

not gonna want to cooking too? Um miss to be to own the New York Yankees. Okay's dream too. He's seen every episode of Grey's Anatomy. Huh. I mean I feel like Easy's a contender again the sports agent thing? You don't think so? And why he's a guy on all the day of lip ball. He looked like he went down to the swap beating at that lip ball. That's a oil that you get in the hair store, but when you check him out, it's giving me very oil. It's a Thursday. Is this a thirst situation? He's not

as thirsty as others. Others are thirsty, is parched, but I will say that easy could use a drink. So I'm throwing him on Thursday. Okay, al right, Next up we have ed ed is it already? Six year old? Healthcare salesman? So he sees like he sells pills. Um. He's from Miami. After dating around being single for the last year, he's finally in a place mentally, professionally, finding his soul made a priority. He's looking for a woman whose natural beauty without looking overly fake. Isn't for women

who can joke around to be playful. He'd love to find someone um to enjoy one of his many hobbies like kayaking or paddle boy. Um. Alright, loving relationship. He is serious about getting married and uh he hopes to never be single again. His biggest trod on as a woman with beautiful eyes. He loves all inclusive resorts. He's bad at multitasking and planning ahead. I don't think this

guy's Can I say one thing for Miles. I heard on a different podcast someone said this Ed is giving them Big Ed vibes from that from nineties, because okay, okay, looks like he looks like Big and he also looks like Frank Stallone. Okay, were like, it's such. I mean he's already out the door like it. I feel like when he gets out, like, no, get back in, get back in the car, just get right back in, sir. No, he's not. He's not making it through the first night,

and I am sorry. I feel bad for him that I could already say, like you, this isn't I don't think this is for you. It also say that Ed has been scorned. So Ed lives in Miami, and listen, there's plenty of bad bitch in Miami who's gone to dr Miami and got their lips, they asked their hips, etcetera. He don't dated a bunch of those, and he's done taking them the sandals and they did him like the city girl a free vacation and then left as that's what he was like, No, overly done. Yeah, what is

he talking about? Yes, you're absolutely right. He loves it all inclusive. You're right, and he's gone for the gals to have the new they got them titties and going around and then you're right, they got the all inclusive and they were like, I made it through. I needed a breathe or thank you ed. I did it like three times and that's that any funny thing to tell people. And I do love all inclusive vacations like nobody. That's why don't got no neck no more. He doesn't stuck

it out for bit just too many times. All right, up next, Miles, you're taking garon or from nohow. He's already a winner in my floor, even though he looks like somebody who was like an extra on the Steve Harvey Show. Brother. Yeah, so, Garen is a good old floor to boy. Described himself as an extrovert by nature. He loves his job teaching journalism at USC and takes ray pride in shaping the minds of future television reporters as most regient relationship taught him a lot about love.

He's an optimist. He now realizes he needs to go through heartbreak in order to learn what type of love he wants for his future now he's ready to go for it. He wants a queen by his side so you can have a family. He wants a woman who has her own goals to focus on, but can also be a companion and support him in his life. He loves to make sure people around him are having a good time and are happy. Uh. He studied abroad in Ghana and he said it was the best trip of

his life. He'll be the first to admit he has trouble with punctuality, don't we all, brother and Garrett. He spends his free time planning and hosting a local concert series and loves to get the party started. I don't I don't see either of these women picking this gentleman. I don't see you. He has boyface, yeah, and he's got like a dad vibe, like boyface dad styling. He's wearing a blazer. Yeah, he's a blazer. It's not like daddy vibes. He's got dad like actual liked from the

sitcom by Yeah. Yeah, it's not my father father. I could see like the NBC logo next to his face and this fall you know whatever? The alright, lazy, you're up with? Ivan? I even I even and let me get back Okay, So Ivan Haney, I think he's definitely gonna stay from Tashon and this from this photo, so I yeah, he's Ivan. It's twenty eight. He's an aeronautical Injean meyor man. He's from Dallas, Texas. What's up? Shout out to my home city? Um? So Ivan says. Ivan

is no average joe. In fact, some may say he's got it all movie star looks, a loving, supportive family and a seriously cool job building jets for the US military. Ladies, how is this man still sack all? Ivan was born in Chicago but grew up in Playing Texas and think, okay do I no? Ivan? Because with the same Aide told On he's very He's very close with his mom and says he talks to her every day after making a point to have fun and enjoying the single life

in his mid twenties. I haven't said he's ready for his bachelor days are behind him, excuse me, and he's time for him to settle down and Claire. Ivan is hoping to find someone who is not only beautiful and nurturing, but also smart and ambitious. Nur ten years older, nurturing, nurturing. He talks to his mom every day. Nurturing, nurturing. Intelligence is a huge afrodisiac for Avan, and nothing turns him on more like getting into a spirited debate with a

woman that he loved. We hope Claire is ready, because I haven't just coming in. I haven't favorite foods. I always wait a minute, I have. His favorite foods always come from his mom's Filipino cooking, throwing his mom and again, Ivan is a recovered so rock enthusiasts looked at that through your eyes, we got puffy in the building. I was like, that's a fun way to put recovering alcolic recovery. I don't recovered ry freedom. Ivan loved hi in cars and wants to run his own exotic car Rental Cup

one day. So I haven't tough Filipino. Listen, I love Lumpia, you know, Oh yeah, I might. Actually he's cute. I haven't gonna get horny for Tasha. He's gonna stay for ta Ain't nothing going to happen with him and Claire. And he just said his whole m O is fucking in fighting too, and fighting and fighting and fucking and fighting. Don't this show because that's what they need because you usually like, I feel like you get far when like you're like, I can't believe you did that to me. Yeah,

and then they and then they make up. I think Ivan might have a shot, even though he builds a you know, killer machines. But yeah, I don't know if Ivan's Claire's tight. I don't know. Having much time, I think he's too young. I think he's She also likes an alpha like she like although although her ben Wat was not an alfa, I'm I guess I'm didn't. She also like Jared on Paradise Tanna pared. Didn't she go after Jared and she was pissed? And didn't they go

like Bungee Joe bang like in the King Hall. Okay, you're up with Jason who I feel like Claire were like because he's another former pro football player. I feel like this is her lane of the highway. Give her a former pro football player, all right, let's see. Uh. Yeah, he prides himself. I'm having fun wherever he goes. He had to leave playing the NFL. He had way too much. He had way too many concussions and prior to prioritize

his health political. Um, he left the NBA and lost a hundred twenty pounds and he started a career in i T staffing and solutions. My count in twenty pounds is a lot to loose. Was alignment. Yeah, he was a big guy. Is he still carrying it emotionally? Yeah, and like when you get a lot of concussions that that can be hard, like emotional. Yeah. And he apparently likes to spend his time visiting historical monuments or going kayaking. I love suck off of racist died here in Gettysburg.

He had no business. He's definitely got Confederate flags and yeah, you're absolutely vir that's why a big personality. No he to racists, Yeah, No, he loves animals. He would open his home to every dog on the planet that needed one. And he's the first guy on the dance floor when it's time for the electric slide. And he likes to free coffee in bed, which I feel that Claire my life. I'm gonna put him on the Claire pile. Claire may just see, Claire may just see like former football. Um,

I'm gonna put him on the clear pilot. He cannot stick around for Tassia. No. Could you imagine though, he but he's one of those white guys who's been in so many locker rooms with black dudes that he's kind of he's got he's kind of got the cook out pass. So he's already like, no, like, I'm not actually faking, I'm not faking the funk man. I'm like, I'm not saying I don't believe that he could be that person.

But it would be a perfect script if that's what was actually going on with him, because everything and my body says, I don't want to I don't even want to share uber with this man. But I would hope that I was wrong. I would say that if his personality trains weren't drinks coffee and bit and likes to go to an electric an electric slide like the first guy with the electric slide. That's not no, you never know the week now the electric slide is we do like to do it to candy. And it's a black

tradition about that guy that he's probably doing. He's probably like it's electric that guy, that guy I don't the guy that's going to monuments on the weekend. You don't want him first on the Okay, Tanna, you're up with ja Jay let me? Oh yeah, he's giving me Evan of Carly and Evan vibes. Uh yeah. He's a fitness director from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. He owns and operates his

own personal training center. Um. He says that, oh no, he wants a woman that he could be a percent himself with and says the perfect date is one filled with adventures followed by good wine in meaningful conversation. When he falls in love, he falls unconditionally stage uh. He says, if you're someone who can't put down your phone for more than five minutes, then you are not the person. Get him out, not interested? Don't not having a phone now? And then he says, every song Drake puts out is

a banger. Another red flag. Here's a here's a third red flag coming out. Here's a third red flag. He doesn't like to go to hot spots or clubs because he hates paying a cover church. What do you ship? Pat? Um? Hey only cover chards. Let's be real. If you're not going he does said he spent a lot of his allowance growing up on clothes from a drink. He loves Duke basketball. He wears Abercrombie and fish. He probably Patriots.

You know what's all so bad about this guy is this is the guy that when you're a good woman and you're tired of men running over you, you you probably date this son of a bitch because you're like, you know what, he seems like a nice guy and then he's a asshole and basshole, Hi asshole. All right, we're gonna take a break and up right back. I don't know about you, but things are getting so hot in here. I think I gotta take break and we're back, and

we're back with Jeremy and you guys. Jeremy's coming in hot with the frosted tips. He's a forty rank kirk and he gotta blow out. He went down to dry bar and I said, blow it out. Put on the diffuse, all right, give me the blowjob. I am at forty years old. Jeremy is the oldest contestant ever to come onto the Bachelorette example, and he says he's feeling the pressure to finally settle down. His eyes are dead with that smile, he does not look like he wants to

be there. Not that he's not been trying, but he says that d d c s will type a women that he doesn't get along with. So ambitious women need not imply ladies, you need to be more passive get pregnant. Jeremen. He's been in too serious relationships ever. He thought he would marry them, and both times they broke his heart. So um, never wanted to stay down for long. He believes that the third times a charm. The perfect woman is cute, easy going, and funny a k not that ambitious.

He loves bold woman who aren't afraid to challenge him when the opportunity presents itself. Um. He gives back when he's not working at his fancy bank job. He loves volunteering and he mentors children with disabilities. Okay, so he's sweet. He has a lot in common with Claire. The two of them could really go the distance. Um. He loves that even though she talks to Raccoon's, he can't wait to get in on the conversation. He developed a love her painting or in the quarantine he tell himself how

to ruler blade. He hates Instagram models, both male and female. He's looking for love, not Instagram followers. His love language is witty, banter, and Halloween's his favorite holiday because he likes to geek out on haunted attractions. Jeremy, I think it's not gonna, not gonna shine. I don't see him making it far. I see him maybe getting quietly drunk on the first night. I'm gonna put him as a drunk on the first night, Jeremy. Who's wrong with him? Also? The I love that he was like, I love a

woman who can challenge me when it's appropriate. Ok. When I say you can challenge me never. This just grosses me the whole. I hate. I hate anybody who hates on anybody else. He's a yes, he hates strong women. He's forty in single, which I'm sorry. If you're a woman and you're forty and single, you actually could be a great woman if you're a man who's forty and single and your wife didn't die and're a big bus crashing wrong with you? Yes, yes, yes, yeah, I think

he's a no goes on? All right, you're up miles with Joe. Okay, we've got Joe thirty six, and it's theseologists from New York City paging Dr Joe. We have a bachelorette meeting to waiting to meet you and now let's see after spending most of fighting coronavirus on the front lines in New York city's too good for us? Uh? Yeah, we should have stopped there and the show and I don't even want to waste my breath. You'd be critical of this man or have his biggest turn offs, though,

I will say he's someone who litters man. He's just a good person. He loves to spend his weekend searching for the best waves to serve. That makes sense training for a Triathlon's favorite childhood game is scrabble, so he's literate and says that the best trip you ever took with a ten weeks solo trip to Central America. So he's fine in his own head and independence. Okay, because I hope he stays for Tasia. Yeah, be shocked by that. I am fascinating though, that he went that extra button

on button in his photo. Like I mentioned that that anesthesiologist. He was like, let's just do one more. Let's short. I think he has a good body. I think he's on the shorter side. He said that dating profiles haven't been kind to him on my dating which means that he must have a height in the bio and the girls are swiping right because he was He was voted one of the top twenty most eligible doctors in New York City. New York City is cut a bit when

it comes to dating. You're right, he's got to be short, and he's probably like five six or something. Women are like, I hope he's sorry. Joe. I love that you're selfless and like you've held the hands of dying COVID patients, but like, I kind of need someone who's taller than

five nights. He's so cute. Oh, poor love you. I'm gonna I'm gonna do a new category which is just better than us, like better than this and you know what, and the world is unkind and the world is a garbage fire sometimes and Joe, you're better than this world, and uh, you know what. Maybe he'll make it to

Paradise and he'll find his Carly. There's sometimes if I hope that he is enough of his storyline to be able to make it to Paradise to find the right one for him, because he seems like a he seems like a cat. I think now though, being like having all these opportunities like being on eligible bachelor lists, still being single, getting through COVID and having having these desires. He may come to fucking play though, Like I don't

know he's gonna be like, Oh, don't get me fucked up. Yes, I was on the front line, but I need to fuck and get married. Fucking eat somebody's face off. You don't know what I'm seeing everything. You're absolutely right because

sometimes the smarties. We had a contestant on Paradise who during his season is the smart He like helped found Venmo and he was like a shy sweetie pie and then he like fucked his way around Paradise like he had some these smarties have like seemed to blow off on the horn department and like because also the women in Paradise realized these are really like these guys are catches. Like these guys have jobs, they're nice, they're smart, like,

so it would be like valued in Paradise. I think if he can get to Paradise, he can suck his way around Sily to Mexico, and he can do that long of a trip alone in Central America. That means is probably very personalble He probably was making friends along the way, yeah, or he's a murderer. Either murder. All right, you are lazy with Jordan's ce. Jordan's ce all right, Jordan has got some glasses on and looks like he's about to do description. But yes, he s said the

glasses glass and honey. So Jordan's is six. He's a software account executive free okay, so he got an entry level job. Maybe maybe he got a manage a position. He put too many descriptions, so he said. Anyone who says glass, oh wait, what he was gonna come for the glasses this first sentences. Anyone who said glasses aren't sexy clearly hasn't met Jordan's So when Jordan's c was eight years old, his father suddenly passed away and Jordan became the man of the house. Responsibility he took very

seriously at the time and does to the stage. Jordan see his boot a great life from self working hard in the software business, and now all he needs is someone to and just it will live. His perfect woman will have a smile that's contagious like Covid. Well, he didn't say Covid. I added that we'll accomforted him to the gym and will spend hours with him on the

couch watching Jim Carrot movies. Just like Jordan's C stepped into the role of the man of the house, he is ready to step into the role of the husband. The only thing that may get in his way as his older sister, who's a bit who says, I want a hometown, I want a hometown. I want to meet this meet the sister. He says. His sister has never liked any girlfriend that he brought home. He says that she's just protective of him, but we can't wait to

see what she thinks of Claire. She will not like Claire. Jordan CE dreams of having a dog. Maybe Mad you're dreaming of a dog, may just go to the pound. Even if you offered him a million dollars. Jordan's C would not go swimming with sharks. Never gonna happen. Jordan C would love to learn how to sauce the dance. Jordan, your goals and dreams are very dry. A dollar and dance, yes, Jordan's sisters just him in a wig. If Jordan's got different glasses, he's like if her man who was doubling

down on his glasses. If he just had a glasses makeover, like if we sent Tan from Queer Eye to get Jordan's some new frames. Jordan's is like kind of a catch I just needed to, but it burns my type. He seems borrying, and I love a man who's just gonna be at home when I get home, we have the food cooked. Inspiration is a dog worship me. I'd be like, maybe next year you can get a dog, Jordan, Okay, yes,

work the middle tonight. If I can get the dog right next year doesn't mean he'd be like, hey, hey Lacy, Hey Lacy, somebody stop me. Oh God, I'm smoking. Do not go in there. I can't be with Jordan again, all right. I think Jordan is going to stick around for Tasia. Um so I'm gonna put Jordan on the Tasha pile. And I feel that Jordan would make it to Paradise, but would be too sweet to thrive in Paradise.

And I feel that he would not be fucking like that other gentleman who's gonna be humping around Paradise, which is the better than us. Joe will be humping around Paradise Jordan's I don't think we'll be humping around parents. Jordan focks, I'm getting the jan Okay, glasses are distraction. They make you think he's like nice and sweet, and the next thing you know, he's on top of you. Okay, yes, I mean I hope so for his sake, I hope I want to get him new glasses just like these.

The one thing is when they allude to his sister like that, is that ever key like a clue that we will meet this person? Waste well, they waste the sentences and something like this. I hope that he gets to Tassia's top three and that the sister gets sent

into the bubble. I hope she gets sent into the bubble of like Kinta and we get to see the sister coming and like like why allude to this if it weren't like because I can see it happening, Like oh, like that the thing you talk about is like Jordan's Okay, then I'm gonna say Jordan might make it pretty far with Tassia that I'm gonna say, we're gonna get a hometown so we can meet his sister. Stir with Kasia, what is going on with his hair? Like I know

Jordan is black somewhat and he's like me. You know, he's one of the like we put you off balance where you're like, but I mean, I know, but what his hair? What hair miles were you putting? Were you putting? Got to be jailed in your hair like this? Uh yeah, well, you know, a little es girl tried. It didn't work out like I thought it would, but I think, well know because at that point I just had a fade because my ship was so wavy and I didn't know how to fucking do my own hair properly, so I

just had it. I kept it low. Like Jordan is giving me a white man hairstyle. So I wonder what that means because it's not even giving me like a mix. You know, you you get a little curl going, or you get a fade going. He's that's a white guy hair gel that's working like in he's working in like I t in an office park somewhere. Yeah. I'm guessing his daddy was the black one. So yeah, we'll see if he smells like ax body spray to probably who

read did you you read Jordan's lazy? Right? Yeah? Okay, so all right, so Jordan m Tanna, you're up, all right, Jordan's M, cyber security engineer from Santa Monica. He's a towering six ft and eight inches. Oh, he's a big boy. Um. He moved to Santa Monica to get a change of scenery. Uh. He says he loves to have fun, um, but it doesn't have the same priorities as people as his at his age. They all seem to be looking for the

next best thing. But Jordan M is truly ready for relationship and he spends most of his free time hiking, going to the beach, staying creative. He likes to write poetry and he competes in hacking competitions o um. And he says he's single because he hasn't met a woman with enough debt. Don't blame the women with enough debt. Um, I've got some debt for you. He says he very attracted to Claire and wants to date someone who's mature and knows exactly what they want. It's only knock is

that he's a very He's a little shy at first. Uh. He idolizes Barack Obama like the second one. His favorite Sunday activity is cleaning. Now he dream is to own a classic restoration classic car restoration. We need to get him to paradise where his six ft eight ass is going to be sweet and walking up and down that beach and somebody that loves a big guy, some other lady. I don't see. He's not alpha enough. I think for Tasha or Claire. He gives me Tim Duncan vibes. He's

he's looks like Dave Shilling cosplaying as Anthony Davis. That's a beautiful specific and that for l a comedy Twitter dude, Um alright, tann alright, Now, I'm up, I'm up, I am up. Let me see your oh my god, wow, Okay, chess tattoo murderer j boy band manager, you're just ready to murder right there, rhymes with Ben to the other murderer Ben and Ken thirty nine years old. This handsome man about town is ready to say bye bye bye

to this single life. Kenny is a talent buyer in Chicago, where he creates and manages boy band cover band so not even a real band, just miles just blew out a frame. He creates a boy band cover band. As you're doing, you're doing off brand copies by what was the name of that guy? That went to jail, and yes, I know all about him. A knock off lou Perlman.

He's like Lou Promit or he's loose Sparrolman. Okay, he is the first one to admit that in the past he's put his career in managing boy band cover bands for relationships. Okay, they're called like in brink or like or like Okay, okay, um, but now is he into he's thirty nine, he's also almost forty. As he's almost forty, he's tired of having no strings and chatch and is ready for someone to join him off his journey that he calls life for Kenny looks in personality or equal

and priority, and he wants him to have both. He was the one who's not controlling. Well, that's not Claire fake or wrongly opinionated. If he doesn't agree with her opinion, she should be ready for his spirited conversation because he doesn't let things slide easily. He's gonna keep bringing it up. He's gonna one way to secure his hard to sue music. He loves to talk shop and spend hours reliving his

favorite concerts. Keviny is misjudged by what people see on the outside, but inside he's sensitive and and he's caring. He's waited this long to find the right woman. He just isn't ready to sell it for anyone. This, I promise you. He and his dad put together every day. He hates cheese. The best time of the week is a Sunday morning coffee. And he wants to own his own dive bar on the beach one day. I just this one is a wo behind. He's stuck in his childhood.

He likes the party with early twenties boys, like seventeen year old boys. He's like, come on, let me take it to the strip club for your first time. You go ahead, toucher, toucher, toucher. He was Matthew mcconneugh. He was cool in high school. He was like his junior year. I mean, all right, So is he murderer? Is he thirsty? Is he drunk? Is he the villain? Because he's certainly not winning and he's not better than this, He's gonna

be drinking. He's Kenny's drunk. Kenny. He's drunk and a murderer because he's completely he's at odds with his own mortality. That's why he surrounds himself with like people. He looks like he's on the brink of getting some botox or something. Yeah, you know what I mean. So he definitely he's in full denial that he is aging, and that's a bad

place to be in. So I don't know, like he's he's got There's a lot of chaos coming with this man, alright, Tasha, Um, I do not think that she would even entertain this. I don't think that he will like make it. Do you think they'll keep him around for comic effect and the guys, like, do you think the producers will make Claire keep him around for like is he he's Is

he going to be like the Thirsty comedy joke? I think so, because he's definitely gonna be the life of the party because like with the other men, he's going to have a great time because his favorite thing is like hanging with the bull is a bully, all right, So I'm gonna put him on Thirsty as well. I'm gonna put him on Thursday. Okay, bye, Anna, are gonna take it by bye and we'll bye bye bye bye bye. And then the bones Zone. Let's get in the bone zone.

Gues Okay, we'll bay out these last ones real fast. Here we go. Um, who is next? Uh? Is it me? Or is it Miles? Mike and Hi another Canadian. He says he's a total Canadian stereotype. So I don't think we need to read much after that. I'll just say that he likes to have sex with maple leaves and he's good at hockey. Then the other things Olympics and pyeong Chang. He captured a video with Hoda kotahda Uh at the women's gold medal ice hockey game and it

went viral. Oh wow cool. He's a proud lifelong member of Twins Fan Club Season eight of Game of Thrones. Ever, there's like a Twitter reply. Guy, he said, the biggest thing is that his mom and his sister must love the girl that he's with. It ill Also, Um, you're anybody who gets hype over a video going viral like all that? Yeah, I know that he filmed. He wasn't even in it. Okay, you're page you're up with page alrighty page, page, page page. Every time we go to

the thing, I have to go back me too. I know I'm on my iPad. It so because visit his things missing? Is it? He has no description? Yeah, I clicked on it and nothing happened. Okay, al right, well then page man, all right, we'll put him under murderer. Okay, so then you can do the next gentleman. Who is the next whole place. I'm gonna have to go to my computer because it's not liking my second pages. Riley, the second page not coming up. I'm not doing the

second page right. Let me go on my computer and see if it comes up. I'm clicking them all on my desktop right now, and they're not. They're not coming not. So let's just do a quick scan of the visual of who looks like Riley ain't gonna make it. Honestly, He's gonna roll the window down and they're gonna be like, roll it back up. I know, I don't. Oh he's Tyler C. Lawyer, West Virginia. Tyler s is not gonna make it. Tyler as I'm gonna put down as a

villain just visually. Yeah, his bone structure says evil. Yeah, I'm gonna say, Yosef will not with the'll roll down the window and they'll roll it back up. Okay, I feel like Zack ja Oh cleaning service owner. I would say Zack Jay has a look that Claire could like, but I don't think she's going to be into Pages. Also visually creepy, but he's a chef, and that sometimes chefs are hot. Sometimes ladies like a hot. Oh I love a chef. I once saw chefs throw a pan

at someone. I later made out with him. Yeah, she Claire might like. Page Claire might like was a fight at a bed bath and beyond. All right, So, so now that we're doing our wrap up here, I mean, this is how do we feel about this batch of dude? It's like who, Okay, let's make our picks for who do we think. I'm gonna stick with Dale for winning for Claire. I am going to stick with Dale Jason or maybe that's the pan throwing page the chef. I think Jason wins for Claire. Let me see which one

Jason is. That's uh, the former offensive lineman who loves the Civil War. He's the one that is um sucking off racists on the weekends. Yes, I don't know what, but I don't know. I think he he has the vibes of like, he looks like he takes the very superficial boxes. I did like, this is your expertise. You are good at this, You're good at profiling people. You're gonna people's wants and needs, and like you're excellent at this.

Oh my god, thank you. Well. I've spent a lot of time I've I've spent a lot of time watching and then unfortunately I did recently rewatch Claire Seasons. I've never seen it and I knew her only from Paradise, and I feel like she wants an alpha. I feel like she wants a man. I think she might bond with a dead parent. I think she wants somebody in their thirties. Um uh, I'm gonna say either Dale Jason or Panther. I wish I knew more about panthering chef

Paige better than this. I'm gonna say Joe drunk on the first night. Okay, drunk on the first Who's going to be the drunkest? So do you think the boy band guy is gonna be the drunkest? Yeah, he's about to get liddy. He's gonna try to get everybody shot because he's a stunt queen. So he's gonna show out and he's gonna go he's gonna drink a little more

than he needs to him. And I've been maybe Milford, mass but Riley, who is from Long Island City, New York, which um shout out to y'all, but um, I think Riley, I hope you have you some good call. Yeah, because you ain't gonna be in the house but one night, so you got ahead and turn it up. Turne that. Sometimes the less flashy guys, like sometimes Jeremy the banker who's forty and like is mad at the women in Washington. Sometimes it's like the quiet guys in the corner, they

get hammered. I'm gonna say, Jeremy is drunk on the first night, quietly pounding it, pounding it in the corner. Villain I had Bennett was in the loafers or chasing let's see. So jeez, I'm gonna stay with Bennett. I'm gonna say, Bennett, the older wealth management guy is going to be a real dickhead with his loafers walking the highline. I feel exact. Jay is gonna be everybody's dad, Like I feel like he's gonna have a lot of calm are stations with people like you know, this is all

about the game. It's all it's all a part of it, you know. I really like that sweet Okay, who do we think is there? Who do we think is there? Just for Instagram followers, It's got to be Damar's number one Instagram thought. Yeah, I feel like he's going to be like trying to work his handle into casual conversation. And do you think that any of these guys so, I'm sure they'll bring a new guys for Tashia. They have to bring a new guys for Tahat. I'm sure some of them will stay. Do you think any of

these guys stand a chance? Well, I do think we might meet Jordan's sister, because I don't think I agree with you that they we wouldn't have heard about the sister if Jordan's sister wasn't mentioned. I think he might think it. But I don't see Glasses as winning. I think she may like the dude with the two names oh Blake Monar, but I don't know if I see her with a male grooming specialist. Yeah, I've in for sure for Tassia. I think that they'll let Ivan hang

with Tassia. They'll be like, oh, they're both racially ambiguous, but well, she like him and he's he's almost too like although she's she's like a businesswoman, like is he sexy enough as an engineer? Is that hot enough? I mean, listen, if if the bomb structure is there and the body's there, don he's cute, You're absolutely right. He's got a good job. He's got a good job. I mean, I I would.

I think Ivan would be a great pick. Oftentimes they pick do like Oftentimes they're like the ladies like their their panties, will pick slightly douche here, he's almost too sweet. But you know what, he's hot and he's cute, and it might just be the picture, you know what I mean, Like, maybe he's not that photogenic. Maybe he's going to come in with those daddy vibes, that calculator down and he's gonna pick up that swag. We love Joe, We love Joe fucking all over the beach. And then I asked,

have to say the chef looks like a villain. I'm mena or wa tyler S music manager. I don't know what he manages, but tyler S looks like a dickhead um. We don't have a bio on him, but he feels like the look of him feels like he could be a villain, as could the boy band. Man boy Band is definitely a villain. Are you kidding me? Trying to? Okay? Okay, Oh my god, this is exciting. How many? How many

do you think? I say, going sticking around Frotation and then we will let you guys go sticking around Frotation. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say sticking around Frotasia will be poor a. J doesn't stand a chance because he's not gonna make it with that sweater. I think Brandon is sticking around Frotasia. Blake Monar is sticking around fro Tasia. Brendan the Roofer is sticking around fro Tasia, Chris and Dale.

If if my if Dale isn't one of my finalists, I feel that Damar will be because he wants some followers. Easy think will be Ivan and Jason. If Jason doesn't win, I also have Jordan's sticking around for Tasia. Which one is which one? Or? Yeah? Yes? I think Joe. Will I think Kenny for sure? Will I think Robbie Insurance broker? Will I hope they kicked Kenny off? So I don't

want him to to helf. I don't want have to deal with Kiddy, but I just want her to look at him funny like this for real, Like I just I feel like we need that moment. He's like, you know what I mean, because I feel like in Sync is actually one of the most seminal music groups of our time, and we don't need that. I think Tyler, Tyler S and Zack J will stick around for Tasia. I think Tyler C will stick around for Tassia. Tyler he has very kind eyes, he has like eyes, He's

a sweete pet. I think Page will stry to stick around for Tassia. I think Jordan M six ft eight will stick around, and um, I think they'll keep I think the producers might keep Robbie, who wore a fun Hawaiian shirt as an insurance broker. Guys, Okay, have I wet your whistle enough that you're starting okay? Because because because the fun of it is the switcher roof, just know it's only going to be clear for four episodes and then the whole game changes. I mean, that's this

is madness. It's in a bubble where basically NBA, Tyler Perry and The Bachelor. Aut let's like see inside a COVID bubble of hairless, sunburned people looking for love in real time in a COVID situation. This is gonna be fascinating. Yes, into I think I'm gonna have to watch now when start next Tuesday night? That your set your dad R or your or set your Hello, lazy Miles, what would you like to plug? And can I tell you subscribe to their podcast if you were not subscribed? These people there?

What are you doing? What are you doing? What do you do you see? If I can time you, guys, lazy miles, where can people find you? What would you like to promote? And thank you for your time and your serve it today? This was so much fun. I love doing your podcast artists, always a blast. Um. I wish I could have done this even longer. Guys, it's always you can find me I D I B A l A C I DVA Lacy on all platforms. Aren't you might need to help me find a man because

you're a little good at this? Um, So I'm gonna start sending you my profiles like what I mean? Ye? I actually I'm good at this. I did that for my friend and she's totally in love now, Oh my god. Okay, see are this is your other hidden talent? This is amazing. And then my podcast Scam Goddess Pod. You can find it on all platforms and you can find our podcasts on all platforms as way. If you like robbery and you like comedy, I love it, Miles, Greg, Bye, Lazy,

thank you for your time. Thank you. I love it. Miles. Where can people find you? Oh? Find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Grade when I'm when I'm on there, you know, And I'm trying to wean myself off social media here and there because it can be emotional poison. Yeah, has a podcast that I think a lot of our listeners aside side from the one that he does with Tanna, he has one that I believe

all there's some very good crossover which is Fiance. It's in the same lane of the highway also on I Heart and you guys should check that out for sure. If you like Miles, like reality TV and you like comedy, there you go. M I try and give equadoses of them all. We'll talk, so yeah, check that out in the laugh We'll laugh again. Um, you can find me on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at Arto Marine dot com.

Once again, I have my event coming up with Kate Walsh and you'll be able to chat with us and everything. It's Saturday October. Um. You can get tickets on our website is virtual. It's at five pm Pacific. Okay, Well, she's so fancy. Grey's Anatomy Private Practice. I'm really Academy Fargo. She's fancy. She's actually gonna be like skyping in from

freaking Australia. Excuse me, excuse me, and thank you. You can still buy My book is out now, and if you bought it and you liked it, and you feel like giving it a review on Amazon or good Reads, it really makes other people be able to find it. And I really loved writing a book and I'd love to write a second book, and it helps me stand a chance of selling a second book if you write and review it, preferably if you liked it. Um, all right, Uh, Miles, I will let you go and I'm going to read

a few emails, but I will not toward you with that. Miles, thank you for doing this, Thank you for having me. It's always a pleasure and I'm glad to add another uh you know, brain poison to my wonderful arsenal of destructive distractions. Well, I believe that Anna reached out to you, and you're gonna be doing one, coming up with us with two of the former contestants, did she Yeah, you have the two of the popular contestants are doing it. It's a Dean and Uh Ashley I's husband Jared. Uh.

There are two of the more popular bachelors. Oh nice. Well, yeah, it'll be nice for me to come at them as like some very inquisitive guy who knows nothing about being on that show. So that'll be fun. Yeah. You speaking of reviews, um, not just Amazon or good Reads book reviews, but we appreciate you guys have been doing it. We now have seven star ratings, so we're hoping to get past the thousands. So if you haven't taken the time to do it yet, please do. And we've got a

few new awesome reviews. Um. Here is one five stars by Ned Fletcher and the title is Tool for Your Sanity. I've never watched the shows discussed by the hysterical host and her rotating panel of guests. It doesn't matter. Listen now for the ultimate escape from love. You guys, ned You're one of my favorite kind of listeners. There's a bunch of you out there that don't actually listen to the shows, and we love that you guys like come

along for the ride anyway and are completely delighted by it. Also, speaking of being delighted, we got so many great emails and you can email us at Rose podcast at gmail dot com. Here's an email we got recently. This is from Ashley McDaniel, o G fan of the pod and book received from Canada Arten and friends, Tanna, Katie Padget, Rob, Lori, Jerry and all. What can I say? Will you accept this? Rose is one of my favorite podcasts that I look

forward to listen to every week. I live in rural Nova, Scotia, and there aren't many people for me to dish too about the batch, So with you guys, you are my main outlet for the Bachelor related fun. I've been listening since the beginning. I love Art and because she is exactly the kind of person I seek out as a friend, namely, loud, fun, smart with just a touch of snark. Go shout out.

I love what everyone breaths of the party. In the pod makes having no one of my sister in law shout out to Lee to chat with about the show so fun. I started watching Ali's season because I was living in none of it, and I fly in community near the Arctic Circle and the family I baby set for always had it recorded and there was nothing else to do while the baby took a nap. That got me hooked. But most of my friends are academics, so they didn't really watch TV much less the trashy joy

nugget that is the Bachelor slash Bachelotte. So here we are like ten years later and I can't stop watching, but listen to the pod makes me feel less bad for watching, knowing interesting people like it too. Any who's I've retached my receipt for Artis book. I feel bad for not pre ordering but waiting for the audio book. Alright, guys, also the audio book. I recorded it, and I don't

know they're frustrating me. They're frustrating me with the mailing with the toad thing, and they're frustrating it is recorded. And I have actually have a lot of friends that have I problems. I have friends that are dyslexic. I know there's people out there who don't even just prefer the audio book but need the audio book. And again, I'm not really a strongly worded email, gal, but if you think there's not a bunch flying around this week

going where are people's books, where are people's totes? And where the freak is the audio book us? Know that I am on it and it and it is not cool with me. Um okay. I also will just read one more little thing. I got a fun I got a really fun d M from somebody on Instagram who was like, I hope this isn't creepy, and boy was it. It was. Not only was it not creepy, it was a total delight. The gist if it was they heard me recently on another podcast I think it was dough Boys,

but they've never heard me. They didn't know about the podcast, and I don't really think they watched The Bachelor Bachelorette. And they've since gone back and I've literally listened to every episode of our podcast in the last two weeks, so they're halfway through. They've just gotten up to where I started doing on our theme songs. It really like, just all of your emails are the greatest. I love

hearing I left finding people who were discovering it. Welcome to the new listeners, Hello to the o G listeners. And here's the final one I will read. This email made me so happy. This one came into me about ten days ago just from a woman named Emily. This subject line was Steve Heitner. Hello all, I had a horrible day yesterday. In the afternoon, I thought, what will

make me feel happy? And I went on to Spotify and I found all of the episodes of your podcasts with Steve Heightener and I listened to like six of them. So funny. I also love the precious friendship that you two have. There is not a joke too dirty in my book. So thank you to Steve, Thank you to Art and the whole will you except this Rose family

excited for your book? Love Nick Vale. I mean Katie what Katie has been lurking in the woods because Katie actually knows who Claire pick, so she didn't want me to see her visuals. But like when you hear something like that, how sweet is that that somebody had a bad day? So they went back to hear all the Steve Heightener episodes. That's what I love about this podcast. That's why it's a fun community. That's why the world of this everybody needs it in Um all right, you guys,

that's it. Get ready. I'm so excited. Highlight of next in my book and honestly, the true support. I cannot thank you all enough. Again, It's like, I think he's doing really well. I know, no, I mean, look, eventually I'll make my brother just let me have a party in my mom's yard regardless, hopefully when the world opens up again. But like I think it's doing well, and I truly feel everybody that came to our show, um,

the live one. I hope you guys come to the one with Kate Walsh like it's the podcast people, it's it's you. Guys have really been a huge part of this. I felt your support. I love getting your emails, all of you who have sent in your receipts. You are all and people can verify the people who when we did the fan podcast, like I have them all caught up there in a bag I pull the names out and I'll still be doing that once we start next week. So thank you so much. We'll be back. We'll be

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