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It's I could hear in here, Yes I can the song Goodly Fighters making love right now. I'm need to believe you. I believe that that has happening. That's how I prepare for a podcast. Hello, Welcome to a very special finale episode of Will You Accept This Road? My name is Arden Marine, and I am coming to you from a little Compton, Rhode Island. And we'll get to that in a moment. Before we get to that, I want to introduce our guests, um our freet kiss had
it been all season? And uh he is a terrible man. I love it very much. Who hit on my mother in front of me? Seventy eight times and she loved it, and let's just give her a proper introduction. Uncle's around and he's hugging all the ladies. So that's bag is also sand. That's nice. It had the appropriate creepy going there. Thank you, thank you. It's on the neck the way that I wanted. It's got that late night barking lot at Ralph's got a weird vibe. I think you're you
selling quail like old school like. It wouldn't be molly, it would be loose. Oh absolutely, yeah, I look at this. They're authentic. It's a fool. It's raining men in the studio. If if you are a single lady and you're feeling some real like like pheromones coming at you, it's because there's three hot gentlemen in the studio right now. The second one you may know him as Batcher of the Year.
Let's give him a proper introduction. I've never think about I'm never not happy to hear that he was best you. Seventeen eighteen, he went to Nashville with J J. Maureen Kenny Paw Another year yet welcome back, I like welcome back for something. It hasn't gotten number one yet. I know I know I'm still waiting. Yeah, you know. His song had a lot more Molly do it, a lot more fun to it. My song was like I was dosing someone. It's just I'm just saying, I just trust
my incident. I was like the feeling I get around you at people. I really hope that you made love. That's just clos out of my body. I came out of your body, dude. That's why. Here's the thing. You can speak it loud, out loud, all right now. I apologize that I didn't have time this week. It's been a little bit time this week to make a new theme song. And I said, there's also some toneil arts levels people, and I will make your fucking songs. You're not bothering me. I will make your song. It may
just take me like ten days. So we have a new guest, so we might have to play a little. But I don't have an official theme song, But can you just make one up right now? Together? What is that party? Fancy? I did go to the Vanity Fair party, not because of anything that I've done in my career, though I'm totally piggybacking off the works of others. Who was the most exciting celebrity that you saw. Who are you like? Oh blah blah blah. Well, Lady Gaga was there.
That was cool. Chris Evans, Captain Captain America. I hear he's a nice guy. He was cool. Um, Dylan Sprouse and Barbara Palvin were hanging out. But my favorite, yeah, they were cool. Like you know they they both are beauty. They both are the most beautiful women I've ever I've ever seen. My favorite thing of the night, though, was was I went to go to the bathroom and and there was an old white man who who walked who took a ship and walked out of the bathroom holding
his Oscar. And I said, that's the coolest thing I've ever seen. He said, what the oscar? I said, know that you just took a crap with an ost like you took it in the bathroom. Wow, who was it, Steve, Yeah, you don't know Oscar. It wasn't mine. I took it was the guy that wrote green when he gave the speech. Side note, And I'm sure the audio just started getting
better at home. I forgot that I'm recording myself and Katie's editing it in and I paced about like four football fields away for the first half of this that you're I bet it's not don't worry about your iPhones, guys, it's not your technology, it's your hostess. Who. Okay, let's just get this out of the way. I mean, this is awkward. This is not the fucking podcast I wanted
to do again. But like I, here's where we are. Unfortunately, you were all with me a year and a half ago, which was horrifying, when my father died and we did the only podcast about grief Bachelor, and you all joined me on Grief Island where I watched Great British Bake Off and talked about being an angry samoan and I allowed myself two to four days to grieve, and then it took a little bit longer, and you were very sweet. I am absolutely so angry to say that I got
fucking sent back to the island. Your beloved J J. Marien, the patron saint of this podcast and of the Bachelor nation, and you've all been so kind. She passed away suddenly this weekend, and if you didn't know that, I'm sorry. I met your upset hearing this, and I have to just say I debated whether to do the podcast today, and my mom would have wanted me to do it, and she was a rascal. She loved the show. She loved the three men that are on, who are so
kind and brieve to come do it. You're talking to two of her future ex husbands. It was gonna be Rob was going to be first, and then they were gonna get divorced. And then Heightener clearly wasn't gonna allow us on. And she would actually and she would send me clippings of Wells and Sarah Highland. She would cut them out and nail with me because she knew Goals
was my friend. And I will say I've always been a very private person and the and um, I couldn't hide it when my dad died and I didn't want to do a podcast about grief in the batchelor. But in a weird way, it was therapeutic for me. And I know a lot of you guys reached out instead. It was healing for you. And then that kind of let you get to know my family more. And so now I see honestly like Jess. So you guys know it meant it means I've read every single one of
your comments. I've shown them to my brother. We love them. We love that you all knew j J and loved her, and it just like it means a lot that you all show up and listen. And I truly in a weird fucking way, unfortunately, if you guys are grieving like I, I wish you could also have this podcast because it's like the best grief therapy like it. Truly, I feel mysel feel better at the end, so I, I strangely
have the perfect way to start to feel better. And just in case they don't know what happened, they think it's probably a heart attack. And I found out the way she would want me to find out, taking a torque class with the pistol Debbie Ryan in Atlanta. So you know what, JJ Marine, this was for you. I love you so much. And and Aleric has agreed to do the podcast starting next season, so my brother will be on. So there we go. That's out of the way.
Do you guys want to say anything? You don't have to, You can't if you want. I might now have four cats, but all right, well I will Steve Heightener here. Um. Look, you know I loved your mom. I've known your mom a very very long time. You know, Um, Arnon and I did a series together, um many many years ago. She was four years old and I was in my late sixties. Um and uh we hit it off immediately. Um are not even know if you know this story.
But whatever I was saying, I was, you know, claiming you were a prostitute and like you, things weren't going well for you. And your mom would just laugh at anything I had to say. She would laugh at. But at that last moment, when she was walking off the set, back when we were doing that show, she was like, ha ha, funny boy. You keep your eyes on her for me, will you? And I said, you keep your eyes on her, your eyes on her, will you? I said, you know, of course, you know I will. And uh
so it's just been a long, great ride. Look, we all got robbed. This was this was supposed to be her time. She was tremendous, tremendous lady. I mean, I grew up in a town when those stoplights in a general store. I'm back here now. It's literally like I time traveled to the sixteen hundreds to come and I you guys will appreciate this. We're having her funeral Friday.
We didn't grow up going to any church. And I actually we basically like have begged we there's nowhere to host a funeral, Like we didn't know where to do it, so we've begged our way into the church. And yesterday, meeting with the reverence, I was like, um, can I play a song at the funeral? She's like, okay, sure. I was like, can I play Beyonce? All the same ladies? And it was like a record scratch, And I just knew that my mother fucking loved that I snuck into
the church one time has to play. They oh, yeah, it was amazing. And I know, Rob, she robbed she met you guys, spent an afternoon and you'd flown in, took the Red Eye. You told her you were so happy to be there, and she goes, are you are? Are you? And then after my dad died, she like, you know, in the last year, she tried a couple of online dates. She goes, Ard, I don't want to date an old man. The old man she goes, I would teach your friend. Rob. I'm like Rob and Mary.
Rob was like, yeah, I date her for sure. Um, I know more than any I know. She's pissed to miss the party. I know she's pissed to not find
out what happened on this season. And I know watching it last night because my brother was actually the one who remember, he was like, we gotta We've both actually been so happy to have this task because if you've ever had to deal with a loss, like, there's like, aside from grieving, there's so much horrifying paperwork, Like to actually have to like unplug the phone and like we have to watch The Bachelor for two nights has actually been such a joy. And um, I know my mother
would be like she doesn't fucking like him. He just she just wants the fame. She's she looked at her, she's like a prisoner's like he captured somebody. She's wants the People magazine cover. Like it's so clear how she would feel about this. Yeah, even though she didn't get to see the end of it, she I'm sure she could read the writing on the wall. She knew she thought he was gay. Yeah, well, well I started to not think so last night. I started to go too,
like it's the deal. Maybe it's the kid that was the fat kid who never got the girl, and now he's just captured the one that doesn't want to well, you know, didn't we actually literally watch him hop the fence keeping in front of her? You know what's weird about watching? Okay, so overall, what did you guys? I mean, like, I mean, if this is not a four hour ad for he's just not that into you, I don't know
what like what she doesn't like him? Uh? Look, I don't think she hates him, right, It's not like so she doesn't want to date him. No, she doesn't want to date him. She seemed like she was in the witness protection program. She was a hostage. She was like like ABC was just saying, you'll, you'll do this for us, We will pay you, you will do this for us. And to me, there was nothing worse than um when she finally got on the show, right, to me, that was just like such at the end when they came
out and yeah, that was such such bad acting. But I mean, for a while I thought, and I don't know, I want to get your opinions on this. You probably covered it already, but when her dad came, now, do you think that the whole thing was a ploy to get her to be the bachelorette? That that you know, dad was coming in. They were trying to make a storyline and to get her to be third reality show like this is. She was on two seasons of like a Christian Laguna Beach. That makes me suspect are we
doing a podcast on that one? By the way, it really We actually tried to watch it. Have you ever watched it? No? God, no, what's it called. It's called Young Ones. Anna and I tried to watch Christians beach Um and Anna, you were so cute and goes, no, your mom was a goddamn national treasure. Was trying to
say something. Well, I thought it was interesting, like when he was on Paradise when I did that show with him, Uh, it was so much like Tea was like trying or was trying to make him love her right like, and it was just it was sad to see as someone who like watch it every single day. We were all like, dude, he doesn't like you. He just doesn't want to look like a jerk on TV. So he's kind of going through the motions and the exact same thing happened just
in reverse to him. At least that's what it seems like. You're absolutely it's interesting because it feels like Anna and I have now watched a few different iterations, and I
don't like, I'm not gonna like. But it seems like even in other countries, like generally every person kind of picks the one that isn't that into them, like there's the sure thing, and so if you're like, whoever, there's the one that's the short thing, and they never win the one that's not that into I would have a choice of thirty then that I mean, it's like, yeah, it's it's crazy, it's really it's really who did you
think like watching this seat? So you didn't know? Well, as I texted you Lessa, you said you didn't know. I didn't. I kept the blinders on. I thought it was hand like in the beginning of season, I voted Hannah g and my girlfriend voted Cassie, so we were we got pretty close. But like, going back to your point, that's how everyone likes the chase, and that's the whole thing in a microcosm, is that if you don't want the easy thing, you want the thing that you gotta
work for or whatever. But do you think that's true because it's more fun. She wasn't being that way to him. The whole season. He didn't know that she wasn't that into him until the last second, but I felt like every other cast member literally was like, yeah, Cassie doesn't look you. I mean, how many red flags of people being like, okay, I'm leaving, there's somebody that doesn't like you. And then eventually it's like can be asking directly to Tasia,
who doesn't like music? It's Cassie. Cassie doesn't like it. Even even her dad was like, now yea, even his dad like when they went to meet, yeah, dad was, and I think or her like one of his parents actually said, do you think it's a case of like, she's just not that Indians like no, no, no, no, no, yeah. So what's our take with the with when like now, how they're looking now? Like in the Live after show last night, she she wants to be on the People
magazine cover. Yeah, I mean, they honestly seemed a little happier based on how they were afterwards. To me, I thought, why did she have to film herself saying I love you? Did something like it felt like she couldn't say it eye to eye, like, so she had to like film that. I do wonder if something bad happened her because she did say her last relationship was controlling, and well, that's
how they were in the first episode that Love. In that first episode where her and that like ex boyfriend of hers on that Christian reality show she was he was basically trying to control her drinking and partying and her just being like, let me live and even just being like, no, you need to be a good woman or whatever Christian woman or so. I don't know what they were talking about. It was so boring, but um, that's what I feel like she's referring to to that dude. Yeah,
oh yeah, it has to be him. I think that's also in her Instagram post I Went Deep last night, she was talking about how it was like a toxic relationship. I don't know. I do wonder she's just been so burned that she's afraid. Also, she does she has one point five million followers, so she did it. She works. She also is it word? What did she start with? I don't know. I wasn't. Yeah, I wasn't on that training.
She's a door. I mean, she's so cute. She's so cute, and she's like natural and cool and she can skateboard and surf like she's the sexiest one. I get it, but like part of me is like like she kept saying at the end, you know, even to his parents, which was a brutal introduction of like so tell me about her. It's like, well, she broke up with me. I haven't seen her since I love her. She does not love me, And I'm so excited for you guys.
It was the beginning with their first episode. We see Colton's jumped the fence and like Chris Harrison is like whistling for a dog and they're on like a man hunt, and you know, they were so fucking excited, like they couldn't believe their good fortune. And then they finally found him, just walking down the street and he was like, dude, dude, I'm done with the ship. I got my phone in
my wallet, I'm done. And then Chris Harrison, who I actually really like, but it is he is still I don't trust him, like he's your full friend of me, Like we just want to make sure you're okay. It's like now you don't ye. My favorite part of that was because Colton had ripped off his his mike, so Chris was having to talk to him but in his ear, I know, producer was like, dude, get close to him
so we can get good audio. So he's like close and you also know they found him in three and a half minutes and they just on the other side of that. I don't believe how well he hopped thence that that fence top was amazing. I couldn't do that. I heard that he would get up every morning and work out before having his dates, so he was like fit that fence. Every Chris Harrison would post photo or videos of them, like taking runs together when they're gonna
got a video. Every shower you take, probably want to be in tcent shape, dude. I couldn't believe that after the Fantasy Suite they fucking showed him showering. It like what was why? Well, what do you you've been on the show. Yeah, they never filmed me shower shower. The weird thing about the shower too, is like all that he had this oddly like comfortable with you looking at him shower. Yeah, there's nothing. He was like really lost
in his like spitting water out like that. You have a camera that close to you and it's like your seventh time They're like okay, enough to is getting the shower. He did seem strangely, it was like almost his most relaxed when he was just like daydreaming getting filmed again. Can you get your hands up on your chest a little higher little? We want to see the hands. I know that Nick Viale did that scene or that shot naked. I don't think I think Colton was in a bathing soon. Yeah, right,
you don't have to go. You're supposed to take that off. What am I doing? This is Disney? I do like my favorite part of Chris Harrison when he's on the phone with I'm assuming like Mike Flice or someone in production being like, yeah, it looks like we might have to call the police. You get your angles In that line, it almost as bad as his preview for being on that. My god, I loved every You know what, guys, danger just got fun? Can we disagree on that? You just
got fun? Um? So christ Actually, he's like, I'm done. I'm tired of I'm tired of saying I love you and not saying it back. I'll never be loved. I'm never gonna be enough. It's like, do you see that's the human condition? Because you're doing that to two women right now, like all of us have been rejected. It's because you're picking people that don't like you. Yeah, well, I mean to me. The other two women got over
it pretty well, Yeah, Bachanic did. Tasha. Tasia was like trying to summon tears like they to get to paradise or maybe like the best. Well and also so weird, like what an amazing con to dump someone and have
them console you. Yeah. Yeah, my brother last night after he dumped the two ladies, and and then because my brother's only seen a couple of the season, he's seen enough, but not that many, so it was interesting kind of getting an outsider's point of view, like after he dumped Tasia and Hannah and he goes to Cassie and he says he's cut the other one, and like, did she want to go to Spain to Mariorka. My brother was like, oh my god, you could see her calculating like an
entire episode starring me. Yeah, goes me and I'll get back lit, sipping my like cappuccino and the alley beforehand, like she was like a whole episode starring her. I thought it was funny too though, that she was like all right, let's just go be normal. We're didna go take a day by day I'm gonna go to my Orca and we're rock climbing. Oh my god, you gotta scale down this wall. Just in dress shoes. He had on like male dress shoes. Yeah, you noticed that, And
I was like, what the funk are you wearing? Dude? That was like classic, you're going you gotta know you're repelling. If you're recalling, don't wear like a tuxedo shoe. I look at the whole end of that show. Uh as to how to remain a virgin? To remain a virgin? First off? Start of the fantasy sweets, which should we get matching pajamas? Like I think to me, that is you agin about a lady boner killer, just a sort of a man that wears a full pajama set in
twenty nineteen, Like I can wear pajamas. I don't want a man that wears like a printed pajama. What are you looking for? What are you looking for your man to wear? I'm writing it down. I don't know that's trigger Reactually I was going to give you started screaming, Welcome to Steve's life. That blue shirt letter jacket jeans, A lot about that. You're not what's your matching pajamas? Said that? You what if I'm talking about? I get
a lot of pajamas for Christmas? Oh so you know I'm matching pajamas and women are like, what is what are you wearing? Yeah? And I always come in it was a gift. What's your what's your at least like straight pair of pajamas that you've recently warned in front of a wok. You know, people think I'm grumpy, So I have several pair of grinch underwear. What do you want me to do? Oh my god, what do you look like? Green? It is really not the color you
want on your underwear. For some reason, I envision like the screw, like the yeah, the long like, yeah, I do have them. I have ones that are a little hotter. I got to get her done. That's a little sexier. God, get her done. Yikes. I can't. I mean, aside from like even if I was calling you from Atlanta, I'm so mad that I'm not in the studio like this my favorite gentleman on Earth. When I come back from Atlanta, we need to do one in person and thing to do because it is horrifying to me that I am
not there with that trifecta really is. But you know our mom busy these days, my podcast that's gold An. He won't stop talking about his podcast Busy. So okay, So he goes to break up with Tassia and Hannah, and he was like, he just just again the guy
that had no game. Whenever somebody like when Tassia be like, Kaylin and Cassie aren't that into he'd race right to them and be like, Tassia said that, Kaylin and you aren't that into me to like, he immediately knocked on the door of Hannah and Tasia was like, knock, knock, knock, listen, I know you came here, but I'm in the with Cassie. Like just he has no sort of intro. He's a
He's a boy at the end of the day. He's a boy, right, he wasn't he first of all, he was he was affected by women that are leaving, women that want to take pot shots on their way into the van, you know, it's like and then of course once the other women realized he can be affected by those pot shots, then they're all taking them right. So to me, he's just you know, he's a boy, and
it's not the wrong with being a boy. The thing, the thing that he said to um to Hannah Gee that I thought was brutals went back to the well, which was his like you are you feel like home to me? Again? He did it again, and I realized that there's positive affirmation for saying that in the past. But while you're getting dumping somebody, don't don't say that.
And then and then he also said one thing that he just shouldn't have said, which was, I didn't want you to feel like um my backup plan, which obviously that's what she was, but just don't say it out laugh. You know, you're still you're still home to me, but you're the recycled band outside the girl and the craziest humanity even not even thought it until like it's like, I didn't actually think that until you just called me your backup plane, which you thought the phrase that's my
backup plan. She looked pretty good. I mean, I think it did not go as well with Hannah as it did with who was like cool, we good. That's a rough breakup, considering what her mom has taught her about running over lawns. You know here, I honestly think the last time I talked to my mother, she had finally just seen Hannah's mom and I think she called her Tootsie. I think she because it was anyway, Yes, her mom driving doing donuts on the lawn is god. I mean,
so did you add that up? Well, I mean, let's just let me just break this down for you. Her mom, and you remember which one was hannah mom Manage's mom and her call back in the day when she had a date with cold and her one on one her trauma when her parents got divorced. She took like her taurusts and drove like in doughnuts on her beloved dad's love.
Oh my god, that's her and those two people, the guy that was rapping, like cheering her on, giving her the rap beat, and then her mother that was like, that's my precious little doll. She did doughnuts on that guy's long people are crazy and I love it. And that's the beating. That is the beauty of the show.
So then I love um. So then he goes to so yeah, I love the tastia is also in like shorty shorts, Like they're all like fully full face and like little shorty shorts like like or and then little Hannah had her crop top and Juice just casually waiting like, oh, is there a camera crew? Like you know, they've all been more in that that He's going to stop by, and he's like, look, I was falling for you both, but I'm in love with with Cassie and I'm and
I'm not in love with video. Yeah. Uh look, I thought, you know, I didn't do the whole season, so I just thought Hannah G was the hottest chick the whole year. I thought, you know, she was the first super super huge she got the first Yeah, completely cute, and I thought and I thought she was really really into him. Yeah. I mean, I don't think it was fake a any time.
I don't understand why she wasn't the clear pick, but um, I just think he was pop committed at that point, like he had already told Cassie that she was going to be the one at the end. He can't take that back like that audio can't be scrapped. So at that point he was like, well, I I can't go on in the next fantasy to with Hannah G, which was sucked in that So what I hate about that whole thing. I mean, like he followed his heart and it was really romantic actually at the end of the day.
But what what sucked about that for me is and I'm the only one who's ever been on this fucking show, But like, you really only get a certain amount of time with these people, right, Like it's a very small window, and that like fantasy sweet time, He's on an entire day of hanging out with somebody, which can change your perspective on on that person immensely. And because he became pop committed with Cassie, it meant that he didn't get to have that opportunity to see if Hannah Gye might
have been the one I sucked for. And Hannah says that she was like, and I think it was on stage with Chris. She was like, you didn't even give me the opportunity. And she even said I thought I was the first one. I had myself believing that I was the first. And he even said, he goes, I thought you were going to be it. Ye, like he said that saw her, which is like, why would you
say it? But then I said this to Cassie, so I gotta go, Yeah, I mean that that day probably is the most amount of time that they've spent together in like onetive amount of time, right, because before that they don't spend entire days together like that. So that
totally could change his perspective on her. Like, when you go on a one on one day, you'll do like the morning portion first, and so that will be so you travel separately, yeah, because they don't have cameras in the car when you're like going together, and they want all your dialogue to be together, so you travel separately. So when you get to the thing that they start filming, and you do that thing, and then you finish, and
then you go to you eat dinner like the hotel. Uh, so you're separated, and then you come back to this like kind of fake dinner, right, no one ever eats the food, and then you have another conversation and then that's it. So it's separated in two things. It's us like four hours and two hours, but an entire night
changes I think a lot of things, you know. Yeah. Yeah, and then also he just seemed more and more like it kind of gets into my boy comment of he never seemed as crazy about Cassie until she started saying
she's out. You know, then of course you know, all of a sudden, now he had to have her or and quite honestly, until Tatious said it is Cassie that's out, until until his world got rocked by directly like it's like she became an issue, like in his brain and like he's so I felt like so easily swayed by everybody else. Yea, I have a question, Well, it's just
about the filming. So when and when they were saying when, um, when Katie was saying, at the women tell all about how they were in the van, and that Caitlin and Cassie were openly talking about how they wanted to be the bachelorette or whatever. So they wouldn't because we kept wondering, like, where's the audio of this, and they wouldn't have naturally been recording it. Then Yeah, so if you're if you're it's like a travel day or whatever, which sounds like
they were doing that. Um, you're not miked up for it. But that was the thing that kind of annoyed me that they used that against them, because you're living with these people and you're talking and so I guarantee you this is how the conversation went, and it was probably a little bit different than how she told it. I bet it was like, oh my god, you're gonna be the Bachelorrette. No you're no, Like, no, no, you're gonna get engaged. No I'm not. I don't think I don't
have a strong relationship. Is so and so, Well, if you're not, you're gonna be the Bachelor because you're beautiful. Everyone loves you and yourself. And then they were being like positive to do each other, and then someone heard that was like, oh, they want to be the Bachelor. It's all. It's on everyone's mind when you're doing the show. When I when I was doing we're all like either Jordan wins or he's a Bachelor at or they do
the Bachelor. That's just what it is. Well, so that's interesting, and people would say it out loud, yeah, and we we're there for that's what you're doing. And then everyone else was like, well, we're going to Mexico. I guess yeah, I mean to Mexico, to Mexico. I'd rather go to Mexico than be the Bachelor at That's that's now the new thing. Like when I when I came off the show. No one wanted to do Paradise. It wasn't considered the fun it's not even classy, but like the fun, funny show.
It was considered like don't go do that thing. That's terrible. Uh. Now everyone's like, I don't want to be the BA and I I don't know if that's what was going through Cassie's mind, but like it's like I want to go hang out in Mexico for a month and Eaco's and like hang out with a bunch of beautiful people, and that's the one that seems to actually like make
the most relationships at last, because it's adult camp. You know, you're just sitting around with a bunch of people and you see each other and actually feel the chance of act people actually falling in love on it. I mean to me, at this point, now that Instagram exists, like and it's just become more and more like truly, I think a lot of people come on just like I'll get a lot of Instagram, Like I think, like to me, the fun like I feel like it's made the two
main shows slightly less fun. But but Bachelor in Paradise is so fun, Like I feel like I kind of just watched. I mean, obviously I would watch them anyway, but and I do sort of root for people to fall in love and I want people to be happy. But I'm kind of watching just to get to the know the cast of the greatest show on television, which is Bachelor. And but I I wonder if if the show now has been like if they fell on their own sword. And I was talking, I was talking about
this on my show. There's a part of when you're on the Bachelor, the Bachelor, when you're romanticizing and fantasizing about if you do win and you get engaged, that that there's a level of celebrity that goes with it, right, like the the adventure doesn't really end if you get engaged this thing, you know, like you get you get married and Chris does the wedding and you're on the cover of People magazine and you get to go do
a bunch of interviews and stuff. And that used to be like that was it was a part of it, like, yes, I'm falling in love. I'm I'm completely like been brainwashing myself for this one person. And also I'm kind of still a celebrity or whatever. And then this season the girls like, I don't want that because I already got I mean, like not that she knew at the time, she'd never phoned, but she's like, I'm sure I got
a million followers. You know, I've been to Mexico. Yeah, be celebrity anyways, So exactly to me, I think in a weird way, just like jumping ahead. And I know we talked about this last week, but why I think at first everybody was someone because you know, it sort of leaked out that Hannah Bey was going to be
the Batchelorette. And I actually because I don't to me, why of all that, Like, I'm not that excited for her, but I think of the batch that they had, she's the best choice in that it felt like I feel like everybody was on the show to get Instagram followers except Cucko, crazy Pants, wild Card Hannah They who seemed to be like this Alabama pageant girl who said I
don't date to date, I date to get married. I feel like she came for a husband, and I think the fun of like, at least I do think there's a little more purity of her. She really wanted a husband. Yeah, it's gonna be I mean after her appearance last night, I feel like she's gonna need some coaching. Yeah, she can't talk and she's so young. Haven't they already started filming?
Because that made me her because I was like, oh, she'll get coaching, and I was like, wait, no they Well, I gotta remember I got out of the Limo on March thirteenth. That's what today is. So wow, that's crazy, like a week yeah, three years ago? How many years ago? Well, two years ago, three years ago I was thirty one. Crazy but yeah, so I bet you what this is
what I think. I don't really know because I'm not like him involved, but I think that they did that last night where they have like the four guys or whatever, and then I bet you they went back to the hotel, and I bet tomorrow is the is everyone gets out of Lima. She truly like the way she didn't even ask, well except this road. She seemed like she not started, dude, Yeah, and honestly, and all those guys were a little dippy in my book, like just none of them wasn't here
roll tide for a few homes. How about the last guy that was like I'll go down on you, okay? One guy made sense, you need a little I didn't know you were doing speechwriting, Steve that he got her attention. I'll tell you that right now. It's like we've done We've done an entire season of virgin talk. Let's just talk about cut lingers. I've actually made like a twenty eight year old bachelorette or a thirty year old bachelor.
And she's like watching her try to like and the guy that gave the toast, like couldn't even give a toast. It was like, oh my god, the whole thing. Yeah, they had something in common. They were both like, you know, and should I want somebody? She said, I wanted somebody who can string words together. Isn't it like like that was like her one thing she wanted. They were they
were on a string. The problem is that she is more probably has a shot at being fun when she gets catty, but there's not gonna be any other women there, so it's just gonna be her in dudes, and she's just gonna have enough thing to say and be stammering, and we're not going to get that crazy cat sound out of her because there's no one. There's no one to play off sound that sound. I mean, honestly, she had.
There's like a record scratch that happens in her brain when she has to communicate and not to smile, and you would she has to smile and communicate as bonkers. You could hear her heart beating because her mike was like right next to her chest, and you could hear her hurt being because I think she was nervous. But my friend was like, well, thinking as cardiover that, I was like, oh my god, you're over here. Okay, I'll
I'll be over here. Okay. It's like, I mean, I was happy for the distraction, but like that did not need to be four hours. The Bachelorette portion of the like a movie, like maneuvering her around the stage trying to figure out to put a boot in neuron Like, I mean, there was a little bit too much of getting the set together right. That would have like ten minutes.
That would have been really his backstage being like drag it out longer, just keep riffing, keep going, like to a person who can't even say, like to us cheers, like it's like the world's worst person of the house to rock What would have been wrong? Haven't I can't think of her name, the convicts daughter. What wouldn't mean it wouldn't have been okay to have a charodise for paradise. You go back to paradise Paradise. Well, we'll see. It's like it's it's a maybe right now. But I love
doing that show. It's it's insane to see that in firsthand in front of you. Are they is it just drinking the faces off? Well it was in the beginning, and then they're not allowed anymore. Yeah, now I have I got to lawyers that watch me the entire time I'm serving. That's a fun job. They'll come in like, um, measure my jigger to make sure that it's not like I'm not overpouring them and fun. That was flash. I
was just kidding. Okay, Okay, we're back. Wait, so okay, so they have to watch and make sure because they don't think it like one one drink an hour. Now you get you get two drinks an hour. So it can be a shot and a beer or a shot. Uh and uh it can be a shot in a beer. It can't be two shots. Like you can't do like to like two shots and then like wait for the next hour or you can have two beers or a
mixed drinking shot or whatever combination. And but it takes it takes everybody a little bit of time to figure out. It's not hard to get drunk on two drinks an hour if you just wait till like to have your two drinks and then once the hour turns over, then it's like, I'll have my two more drinks. Then you have four drinks by the quaw. Yeah, can you do it like a bird where I'll take the shot in my mouth and put your friend. Yeah, I don't know about you, but things agett. I think I'll your break.
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first month. I want you guys to feel good. The Eagle is landed Paradise last year, so up at its best we had We had Anna Lisas, and I gotta say, like, watching it as an audience member, like you know she was, she was sort of like a wreck and cried, what a lovely fuck see lady in person? I mean, I don't know if that was just for when we were all like, wow, she's beautiful and was lovely, like we
just adored her. Yeah, I love her, but she is a little She was in Paradise atleast a little delusional, and by a little, I mean yeah, she felt hard fast out of her mind. She would she would say stuff where everyone would be like, oh no, she'd be like, I really I'm excited to like get married and have kids with this guy, and he'd be like, right, such a cardboard of human For Jordan's watching this season, I was so I felt so badly for him. When the
thing happened with Jenna. We just like we all we I just thought he was a sweet delight who was funny and a little damaged, but like we all really liked watching him. Yeah, I'm sure he'll be back to I'm sure. Yeah, he's fantastic. Did you enjoy him or we can cut it out if you didn't know? He's He's great. He's a guy that I think like that goes to bed thinking of like one liners for the
next day, kind of like Daniel the Canadian. Yes, exactly, but he was much was brilliant the first season when he naturally just did it, and then when he came back, it's like, oh, you've been like storing these up, Like remember we interviewed him and he was that way. Actually, you're right. He is kind of like a savant. He
is better. He has better lines than like anybody I know. Wait, hold on, can I just read something that I recently saw Daniel the Canadian post on Facebook so picture of him and it says, uh and this is on his Facebook page. I want to be on reality TV question Mark. I'll be sharing my insider know how in secrets. In this two hour reality TV workshop in Vancouver. We'll cover how to ellipses, get into reality t in parentheses including
US shows, find an agent and figure out contracts. My earn money from social media, book paid appearances, get on seven TV shows like me exclamation point, this is my god. I want to sign up for that. We should go take that clicks how to make it look like your right eye pulled in? About it six months after birth? This has nothing. This is apropos of nothing. But I chext this like two days ago. It made me laugh
so hard. Dana Gold, our dear friend, who is a stand up a dark genius, he tweeted out about the Michael Jackson documentary Leaving never Land. Hard to believe that a glow in the dark skeleton hold on, Hard to believe that a glow in the dark skeleton who dressed like Napoleon and lived in in an abandoned amusement park with other people's children and a feral chip could have
such a dark side. I can't blow in the dark skeleton or just like Napoleon and in the bend, you know the best line, the best line I heard about that and it wasn't meme. I don't know whose it was. I can tell you it wasn't mine. But the last best line I liked was are we allowed to listen to Michael Jackson from when he was abused? I know Jackson's and I was like, oh my god, I love It's okay, Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right. The innocence.
Can I talk about when they actually got to the fantasy suite and they put on the no molestar. I don't. I can get the gist, but I mean she looked a little bit like, oh my god, I have to go like do flour this gay virgin right now? Like I gotta do what I got to do to be on the People magazine cover. So what I mean, what do we tough? What do we do? What do we think about that? What do you think about what happened there? I think they did it. I think they did too.
I don't do you think they've done it since? Or do you think they didn't do it? Haircutt that I think he's like I thought that was hair jilt, a new haircut, something like married. She's the next morning was like, my calf still hurt? They had calf? What move is that? Like? Let's talk about his sex haircut? That was like, God, bless him. He was trying to look cool for Cassie and and he's a sweet guy and he was so nice this season, and I would liked him more than
I thought I would. I'm not look I've had bad haircuts. I'm not trying to act. I've had a lot, Steve, you can a test. I had a lot of bad haircuts. It's been a bad stylists put their hands on this poor guy. That was not a good dialing job afterwards in the stud Was it that bad? I mean, he's pretty good looking, dude. It's better the second night, which was is it two different nights that they do it or is it one? I say they just styled it wrong. I feel like that somebody put like all sorts of
spiky jaw. Like the cut itself might be fine if he just washed straightening his hair. His hair always felt curlier, and I think it's just wanted. Maybe when it's longer, it's different. Maybe do you think do you think he'd like frosty tips it though, like legitimately is talking about this is my girlfriend. Last night, it was like it looks blonder right now, you could just because hopefully flat ironed it and like got some tips that he's not
a virgin. Let's get out of the hair, Salona, because I just saw something I want to discuss about that the whole thing where they made it like you guys, get out, that's gold with Steve Height. We were a five day a week podcast, the top iTunes in sports. Anyway, they was saying that they wanted to like, hey guys,
get out, get out. We got things to do. And I'm sure they were, you know, told that that that they wanted that then also, didn't you think it was weird all the things Harrison was saying about the virginity. The just wouldn't let it go. It was weird. We've also like kind of already forgotten about it, like this,
the ending of this. I really prefer, And Anna and I were talking about this last week, like I prefer a regular even if they don't end up together, Like I prefer whose shoes are getting out of the limo first? Oh my god, Hannah's that's Hannah has this traftie shoes. Oh ships, Hannah's gonna get some Like no one I wants more fissed than Neil Lane. I'll say that man. And it was like he was so angry that he got replaced by air supply. Yes, kids watching this show,
we're like, yeah, oh my god. I've never thought of air supply as a cry for help before the needed air supply. I think the candle I don't thinks he was alive when air supply was no way everyone whose name wasn't available who was on last the two dudes in air supply that I mean, they're really just two of them left, just the two grade dudes. They were so funked they could I try to figure out how many bands they like called before they got to air supply.
But I know it's like making love like nothing at all, because he's like, in my mind, we've all forgotten about the virgin things so long ago because the ending of the season is such a dissas. I thought that was a bit weak. It was like it became all of a sudden a game show about losing your virginity, which was bumming out a little bit. If you hot football player who's twenty six, it shouldn't be that hard to lose your virginity. I don't tell you, I was a
little disappointed in and Wells. I want to know your opinion on this. And Chris Harrison, does he have no? Couldn't he have just said, all right, can we just light up lighting up on this? No? No, he can't help legally. No. Yeah, like Disney said, listen, we got to really drive this thing home, even if he's not going to. But like, so I do know like inside stuff, folks. I thought was interesting. They've never asked anyone after a um, after overnight or whatever fantasy suite if they had sex,
like any year parties until this season till this. Yeah, and then I really focused on it, which I felt bad for him about because I look, I felt win in that scenario. No, you can't. Yes, I it was the first time I have had sex, and I was amazing. Yeah, I lasted forever and I knew all the pressure points. How about tatious face after their fantasy suite and she goes, that was interesting? So it didn't happen. I just I'm worried that he fucked Cassie in the calf first time.
You know, you gotta like, is it here? Is this swere it is? Oh my god, I just heard would like I thought you said Cassie the cat, But I said, like, why would her calf her? I'm like no, I do. You can't tell me they were doing like really fun exciting, like well they were going to do this, Like what were they doing? Because he got halfway, not even and he fucking came like that and then her leg crazy. I know he's probably run well and I hear I'm sure he's a lovely guy that. I'm like Ben Higgins,
it's time. It's time, man, I'm calling it right many times on the Bachelor stage, and I am I being harsh, Oh too much? She thinks he's it's oh, I agree, But I also wouldn't have turned it down, you know, like if they call, if they call you up, you're like, yeah, okay, I'll go and be on TV again. Yeah. I do like Jason and Kaylin. I just want to say I like the idea of them as a couple. Yeah are they Yeah? Yeah? And they love each other. They're so cute on Instagram and it was like they're going to
get like a golden retriever. I guess I don't know. I'm just I like I liked her. Wait, which one was Jason? Jason was the buffalo, the buffalo with the slick back hair that um Becca panicked when they started talking about living together. She panicked and was like had a panic attack and like dumped him. And he looks like the bad guy from Ten Things I Hate about you? Do you have a like a widow's Yeah, he's very
cute and needs a new hairstyle. I don't want to I don't want to back up too much here, but you're saying there's a way you can be all the way in before you were never that's impossible. You know, maybe you are wearing offering matching pajamas exactly. I didn't think it was weird. They have panel to discuss whether they had sex or so, how do you get on
that panel? All the people they thought would say the craziest stuff, like on Yeka and Demi, and then I was just saying, I hope that Cassie jumped on Colton like a Portuguese fence. Yeah, that was a good one. Um. And then on Yeko, which was gross that I hope he doesn't come a little short, which I didn't know that was weird. I didn't like that. So after all that, all the build up and everything, at the end of
the day, we still don't know. We got no comfort, totally had sex, ut moded to it like, oh, we did what was best, we grew like they've had sex since then? They have to if that would be fun, Steve, do you think that they had sex at night? And do you think they've had sex since? Steve? It was a finger job in a handy And do you think they've had sex now? I don't. I think he's a virgin. Okay, Well do you think they had sex at night? And
do you think they've had sex since? I don't know if I think they had sex at night, but I do think they've had sex since. Okay, Rob. I wasn't sure until he answered on the live show and he's like, you know, we prefer not to say and then I was like, you know what, they didn't do that and they haven't what I think they have. Do you think it's a no? I think it's a no across the board. Oh my god, So we have two nose and a yes. Okay, Anna,
I think they did have sex. They've had to have had sex right now, right because Cassie I mean, like unless she I mean I think if she had not want to have sex with him, and didn't she have a thing about sex, what was her thing about she had sex, and she was really ashamed because she's super evangelical, right, and that's easy way to not have sex. She's okay, not with somebody that you don't want to have sex with. So she's she's comfortable being in a relationship with someone
she's not having sex. Dude, he like, he's gonna like die from no. He like, I've never seen a show where more women have ejected for themselves from the season, like four or five women peeled themselves out, like he had no heat with any of the like, there is no which is why I don't think he said, Look, how old is he? How old is okay? So you're there's my argument for that. They haven't had sex. So he was capable of remaining of virgin for twenty six years.
But in the last two weeks, when the entire world was watching him, that's when he had sex. I don't think so. But but now, but then he would be doing and hiding in like an airbnb by oneyon Canyon Well, and he doesn't have to. Look if he's been able to hold off till now, he clearly has strong feelings about it. I don't think those feelings changed with ABC cameras on him every second of the thing. I could actually see them now saying, we're gonna wait till Mary. Okay, Katie,
what do you think now? No? No, Now I'm start to think that they did enough sex. Yeah, and that he that they're going to be like we're waiting for marriage because she probably doesn't want to suck them or something there. It was so funny I did last night watching it. I thought they had sex because she had to, But I think now he knew that She told him she was ashamed of having sex and she totally doesn't
want to have sex with him. And it's a good way to hide and still get on the cover of People magazine because she's this far and they've not had sex. Can I prove to you they didn't have sex. Her calf was hurting. Her calf was hurting. It's like in hiding. It's not that just that night. They've had like meet up since. Yeah, they didn't know what to say. What was sower for sex? Yeah, they watched a video of her saying I love you. Yeah, my god, that was let's talk about that. That to me, that was a
woman because she's a bad liar. So she kept saying like I can't look at your parents in the eye, Like, no, I don't love your son. She was pretty upfront about not being into him, although all season and even and there date when she clearly didn't want to go. She knows how to kiss, like she's into it on camera like she's a really she looks like a good girlfriend. She looks afficient, affectionate, but like if I was him, I would have thought that she liked me too. It
was more of a g F E experience. Yeah, yes, it's exactly right. Herself with the videotaping herself with the I love you was weird. Yeah, And and then then I was it was tripped out by them at the live studio watching a video of them watching a video she like Hannah be finding out she's the bachelorette, like
with like on an iPhone with a camera crew. They're like that and her her whole thing, Like you almost want her to say like I just want to find love, but she's like, I want this, want this episode the We're absolutely right, but also absolutely right. The weirdest thing about that I thought was the way that Chris Harrison facetimes he FaceTime sideways. Did you see that. Yes, who does that? It was like diagon All. Yeah, it was like opposite. They both did opposite, Like Chris Harrison. Yeah,
how you face time when you're pretending to FaceTime? Absolutely faked. I don't understand actually shot that when they're on the set of whatever, Single parents, single Moms? What? What's FaceTime? Is that? If you only find out if you go all the way in wish was the Bachelor rat? Literally anyway? Tasia? Tasia, especially Hannah Gee, I think would have en guys would have driven over themselves at one what she was in that black bathing suit. Good god, she was hot. Come
on all right, uncle uncle. She cut her out of the show though, Like she's completely cut from that show. Yeah, Like I didn't know she could talk until like I read that like multiple women from the house where like they just did not edit her well because she is like super funny and super cares yesterday. She's a rapper, but he's a great rapper. Her albums, I thought Calin would have been a really good bach Sorrette, but you
can't give it to her, like after what happened. But what happened, I mean you don't know, but like I feel like that would just said a bit speculation about her being shady. I guess who would have been she she everyone slid into Dean DM ding me. I can't get in there. I mean that Dean everyone who was like Laurie literally is married to a beautiful woman, is like, am I going to leave my wife for ever? Before?
Before I was trying to date someone? My My My defense for Kaylin was that, um, she obviously she opened up on the show about horrible experience in college. Obviously she was she was a victim. Um And I know this is like a funny podcast, but this is a serious statement. I thought that she would have been really good for the sad thing is is that these people now become role models for a lot of young women. And I thought she would have been a really good person to kind of be out front and and and
shook because she was so brave to do that. So I thought that was a cool storyline. Do you think she'll be a paradise a thing? Of course, she's got to get a paradise. I had her on my show and she was like, yeah, wait, doesn't she the one that didn't seem but she didn't seem like she was not there for the right reason. And I think when she kept calling people stupid bitches like it all, yeah, see, that was like she didn't handle it well. She didn't
seem apologetic or sad. She could have she could have just said we were talking in the car and because you could be right, like that might have just been the conversation. Maybe it wasn't facetious stupid bitch like twice and it's like and then and then, and the women tell all she like was really kind of mean to worry about it. Well, you know, yeah, you got to think that Hannah G was a finalist, Like I wonder why they got to Hannah Be, Like, why why Hannah Be?
They did the other ladies say no, you know it's yeah. I could see Hannah G saying yeah, I heard it was down to just Hannah G and Hannah Be. Really yeah, I doubt it. I wonder if they think this one's a real live wire, like you've got like yourself a little you've got a live wire. And but it's gonna be like so hard to watch, Like I feel that for the editors because they're just gonna have to like
cut out so much dead air. The cutie pie, little hand a g. I would have to just take the word for the people of the house because she didn't say anything season well, but like she didn't need to. I think it was the cutest little thing in the bloopers when she's like standing there in the light, false horn and she goes, I got it. It was like, the cutest thing was that last night last night last week? Yeah women till all oh yeah yeah. But I thought it was like real cute. I mean, I think she
had she seemed to have more potential. She was more well spoken, you know, like she I like. I like that she stood up for herself and I like that she got in the car and she was like, I'm not going to talk to you, like I don't want
to talk. I don't like that too. I actually and I felt like I actually believed her when she was like, this is my life, and um, I don't know, like I felt I she's quite honestly, because we again as well as those of you listen, no, we always do our draft picks, and we do it based on people,
and she was my number one. I picked her to win, But we do it based on people's bios before the show even aired, and you know, we saw a content creator, so I thought she would be just super foolish and thirsty, but that she was adorable and I actually found her to be very sweet. I found her to be very sincere on the end, like she seemed like a nice real person who seemed hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what,
I have a question for you, Hannah Gee. I have a question about going back to the Women Tell All thing, and you've been on that show. What about that thing with the with the pacifier and there's actually physical contact? Are they not protected from that or how do how does that work? I mean the weird thing is that I'm sure she like said something to someone was like, hey, it would be funny if I put as fire in her mouth, and I'm sure someone was like, I guess, yeah,
you know, let's see what happens. Yeah, I rated that. I hope she doesn't go to paradise. I didn't like that. No, I didn't like that at all at all. Who had the past fire? Courtney? Courtney? Courtney did it to death. She walked across the stage and it was like pretty aggressive, like she didn't like almost I felt like she could have gotten like a fat lip. She like jammed in her mouth like it could have hit her tooth. It was. It was a bit Jerry Springer too, Yeah, it was.
And then and then yells security yeah, yeah, which I loved. Yeah, that was a pretty weird, but there's there's that happens in everyone, like in my mental all. Yeah, Santa Claus confronted bad Chad and was like, let's fight right here, right now. My god, Santa Claus. Who was Santa Claus Nick ben Venuti. I went to college with. Oh that's right, Oh my god, that's right, that guy. I played rugby with him, crazy and so drunk, like the drunk Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was in paradise for sure. But I remember when he showed up because he was in Santa Claus outfit and he came up and I was like, that looks like Nick. And I walked up to him and I grabbed his beard and I pulled it down and I was like, oh my god. And the producers didn't know. They were just like, wow, wells really likes Christmas. That's hilarious. Yeah. Old on conclude the way, can we talk about Colton's
mother's just body language last night? Oh my god? Yes, when he had his leg his hand up between her legs between Like I just noticed when he his parents came up. When when when he took Cassie to meet his parents, right, and he had his hands sort of in between her legs, which, by the way, if I'm introducing a girl to my parent, I just can't like that being that sort of physical. I don't know, it was a little odd after I told him that I
love her, and she just dumb me right exactly. But every everyone in the family was looking down at yeah, looking I just just looking like checking that, like that's weird. He's got his uh, you know, even the dad. They were what was the physical language. It just looked like the mom hated her. Yeah, like the facial expression that
she had. And it could have been a shot that they cut that she was like looking off into space and they were like, oh, that's a great shot, but it just seemed like she was just like I hate this woman. And of course it felt I mean, if you're the mom and you've seen your son, let's say, let's just say for record, just give him the benefit of doll. Let's say that he was devastated after Becca
on TV. Let's just say she had her hands fall, and now he's got his big chance and he's going he's got thirty ladies and his heart's on his sleeve. He's been made fun of because he's an adult, virgin whatever, and you're hoping, yeah, exactly, you're hoping to meet two women like your son. Hopefully best case scenario is in love and he's like, I've gone from thirty to zero and she just dumped me. I would just be like, fuck you, and also like what did I do to
my son that this is? Like what what like the problems you dude? If you're this crazy? I felt a little stalkery, like I love you enough for both of us. Yeah, it was a little he had a little like MELI could put his upper teeth on his bottom lip and grin and be like it's okay, Like there's something really creepy about it. I agree. There's a fine line between stalker and romantic, right, Yeah, we're jumping on the fence on this one. Yeah, I love you no matter what.
I've had three courts. Try and explain that difference. Well, you can, you can't. You can't read English. I thought I could read body language, but apparently not. But well, she like, also, I don't know the whole thing. It truly like as you know, get Alec and I were watching a last night and she was saying how she always had controlling guys, and we were saying that Colton seems sweet, not controlling. But then I said, I was like, but it is kind of controlling that he won't just
let her dump him. Like it's like, no, but I'm not gonna hear you, I thought him saying to Chris Harrison last night or the night whatever, the first part being like, no, I think she loves me. I think she's just too scared to say it because it's TV. I was like, you have got to chill out and like just let it get to your head that this woman that's crazy not love you. It's crazy. Yeah, that's like literally a little bit like I have a crazy stock or like I went on a couple of dates
with this guy and he won't leave me alone. Yeah, but to defend him, that's the only play he had. He the mistake was telling her you're going to win this thing in the end way too early. So at that point his only play is I'm gonna be the you know, the reckless romantic and go after the girl. He couldn't do anything else, but like, to my mind, he I don't even know if he was savvy enough in the moment like I think he was that he was so devastated he hopped offense. Yeah, Like, okay, I know, Anna,
I know we only have eleven more minutes. We can wrap it up. So um, I've been a little busy. So I've had Anna pick out tweet of the Week and I'm gonna have Steve read them and then we can vote. We'll narrow it down to two and then we're gonna vote for a final season of Tweet of the Week. And my Tinila arts the level. People. If you want your own song, you can join on Patreon.
Katie and I I'm sorry, Anna and I have been doing um what was that I think on my phone's about Anna and I've been doing Bachelor Australia, which is a delight. And we there's an angel on Instagram that sent me the first five episodes of Bachelor England and I actually watched too this week by as part of my and it's so good a switching Bachelor UK. Oh my god. Bachelor England. First of all, I thought he was going to be disgusting and he's adorable and sweet
and then the crazy. First of all, they filmed in South Africa, which is bonkers and they never acknowledge why. And then um, and then the women. There's some of the most amazing like Scottish women that like it's that like fight with each other. It's as well female white rapper on that one as well Scottish. And it's also like, what's fun about it is he wasn't on the Bachelorette, So like all the women get out of the car and they're like they get out and they were like,
who's this guy? And so they're they're like, I hope he's cute, and they happen to find this like hotly he's like six six and like a nice hot guy, and the women are going like their pheromones are going, um bunkers. I think we're gonna have to do it on Patreons. My favorite line art and was Holy Chitango. He is stunning, favorite favorite. By the way, she's so
fast on the beach, She's like two feet tall. She's so like and there's anyway we already have to do it on Pareon because this is the thing that makes me happy, and so so you can join us on Patreon and um there's that, so you could do SI arts. I'll get the people who have recently done it. This week, I will get you the songs. And you're you emailed feeling like a bother. You're the opposite of a bother.
You make me happy, So keep emailing. Um, so we're gonna do tweeter of the Week, tweet of the week. All right, so do I read the who's who's read their name and their handle and okay, first we have from j D Burke at Busted Superman love It. That's you what he's talking about. I deliver, I land, I never mind. All right, what j D says poor Hannah g If Hannah b gets to be the bachelorette and a toast do over, at least give this girl the
keys to afford Taurus and access to Calton's front lawn. Yes, yes, yes, is front lawn of euphemism. Yes, her mother drove in to the taurus on her dad's lawn. I understand that that's not euphemism. Okay, so that's number one, number two with Melissa Jordan's at m J Jordan's seven. All the journals have been closed. Now I gotta wipe my nose because it's all just too hard. So you better watch your yard. She's Hannah g rap you do like a poem? I didn't see. Is there a Restaura? No? I did.
I've done a lot of rap hard. So you want to read the third one? Yeah? Keep going? Okay, Cheyenne constant at her? Why is Garrett there? He didn't get dumped, I guess, anything to keep him from liking stuff on Instagram and Twitter. Alright, so we have do we have a one? Three more? Oh? We have three more? Narrowed down to two? Oh seth vat at Bassbone one. Uh so twenty minutes of this Stockholm date followed by an hour preview of single Parents. Chris Harrison is not here
for the right reasons. Like that? We like that? Alright? Like that? Then we have Ryan Paulson at our Paulson photo. How did the Bachelor producers miss the opportunity to get footage of Colton crying uncontrollably while fully clothed and huddled in the fetal position in a cold shower. It takes a long but when you paint the picture, yeah, yeah, all right? And then Finally, is this the sixth? I think so three D three D de rito, which is
at J Shall. I can't imagine Chris being this thirsty for a bachelorette who's never had penal penial vaginal penetration Chris every four seconds? Is he gonna stick his PP or no one ever? Right? That sounded like more like that sounded like me. I think me and three to get together. I'd like the first one and Seth that What do you guys think? Yeah? I like those two. Yeah,
I like those two. Okay, so we narrow down, will you reread the first one and then Seth vats and then we'll vote on the final tweet to the week of the season. It would be my honor. Um, we're gonna start J. D. Burke, who is at Busted Superman. He says, poor Hannah ge if Hannah be gets to be the bachelorette and the toast to do over, at least give this girl the keys to afford tourists and access to Calton's front lawn like that one. And then we have the last one. Was that has got it? Seth?
That goes so twenty minutes of the Stockholm Date, followed by an our preview of single parents. Chris Harrison is not here for the right reasons. Yeah, alright, Rob Stockholm Date, alright, well Stockholm Date. Heighter, Um, give me a moment here. I'm gonna say, um, poor Hannah Gee, I'm gonna go with J. D. Burke. Okay, Katie, I like the Stockholm Date. Anna, I'm gonna go with Stockholm. Oh my gosh, here it is. You know what it was. It was our destiny. It
was our destiny for seth to beat the boat. Well, I just want to say much. I truly love all five humans that are in that studio and everybody listening. For real, my heart is full. I love all of you. I can't wait to see you in person. I'm not gonna hang up after we plits home to see um. But I just, you know what, thank you. But it's just like I was so I if I did not have this to do like it just me. It really needs a lot to me. So I appreciate you. Guys.
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you're listening up there, this one's for you. We love you, Love you j J. You're a little ding dong seed is just gonna keep this is for whatever reason. This is uh you created this and it's too late to stop me now, So I know you're gonna be my little guying start. I'm not gonna lay you down. We love you, j J. We love you, j J Jay. Where did you get those years? Girl over now bye bye bye. Okay, so thank you so much. Are didn't I have to turn the studio over at two thirty
for another show? All right? Hey, I love you guys, I want to I love you. I'm in Atlanta until May and then I'll be bad. Are you around later? Can I call you? Yeah? Okay, sounds what art? And I love you, love you, bye bye bye bye. Oh yeah. I want to get all up and you. Tonight feels so good. I just gotta wonder to bless you, to figure out when you reach up this rule, you reach upt this rule to your words. Who you acceptance rose into your word