"Mama Myrin and Mittens Mini Pod!" With Janet Myrin

honor of up so in Paradise? Will you tell everybody what I did this morning? What did I do? First thing in the morning, I went and got what lashes? I got my Paradise last extension lash. Yeah, the Marine ladies, there's a lady. It's not in Little Compton. Go to Angie and tiberda Um. But we this is my last day in Rhode Island, and I couldn't leave without watching at least one episode. I'm getting lashes and getting lashes. I'm ready for Paradise as you are ready that dress

for the show. I'm in my sweatpants and I'm in your slippers. Mittens is nearby. You have your gift, your your first fan art nearby. Thank you, thank you, Brittany. Well, let's talk about the show. Let's talk about the show. Okay, overall, this is just a little teaser. We're gonna do the main podcast. We will be doing it back in l A with some fun, exciting people. Um, but I want to say it was too exciting not to do a little mini one. How said, are we for Venmo Joe

and Jubilee? Were you shocked? I was kind of shocked. I thought they were going to give it to the last lady who came in, the blonde, the dark haired. You thought the Jacqueline was gonna get no, no no, but she wasn't with Kenny, which had Venmo jaw Venmo John. It was between Caroline, the sort of dark haired girl. We I thought, because she seems sort of I'm so glad Jubilee one, I'm so glad. I really hope they

fall in love and get married. Well, it's wonderful because I saw you leap off the salt sofa and scream. I've got chilled. I got chills. My hair stood on that. Okay, you need to you so much. Jordan's prophet that salts non times you have to okay, But for Kenny, you thought the Jacqueline was gonna get it, not analyies. I actually, even though Anilies is such a drag, I was happy for her because she felt the most authentic. Even though I loved my meat ball, I felt like and you said,

oh no meat balls going home? And she liked beautiful. She too long to start it because and he knew that it wasn't for real, right, he knew that she needed a roase Meatball, it's beautiful. And what was your what was your thought about meet Ball? She well, she's just she's the therapist of the therapist a shrink. She should become a shrink and the counsel people. Yeah, Jack's

relationship exactly. I go to the meet ball. Yeah, I mean truthfully, she gave really good advice out although kind of she was the one that did the intervention on Colton and Tear. I mean, how boring could they be. I'm mad be be Hona for telling them to stake. It's like, please just does not want to be there. He doesn't like her, and I think Laurie's right likes her, He just doesn't want to be her. Purse. He doesn't her person person, want to be her person. I felt

like wants to be free. I think he was to dat guys me too? Do you yeah, you think Laurie right? Yes? Definitely absolutely? Um? Did you think he makes too much about his football days and his masculinity but he guys that there's no chemistry's got no, he's got no sex, apal, he's got no sex? Okay, um, number, But I was I was happy for at least even though she's desperate. I love me some Kenny. I think Kenny's a really

good date. But I actually felt like they seemed to authentically have a nice time together, and it felt them she seemed at least just going after his rose, and like she actually liked Kenny. Oh, I think she likes him. She is not leaving without her person and maybe it's Kenny. Well, first it was Jordan's. He was going to make a great father, if you Jordan Jordans fell from grace. He did apologize that was hollow, he had to do it, but he did it. Yes, he did it. How much

do we we are not into the goose? The goose sucks. I'm enjoying Crystal Moore she's been fine. She's very fun because she drinks a lot, and she's like very slow. But when she drink on ary season, she got feisty. She's not just filled out. All I know is yes, actually she's she's been okay. She's been okay. She can

have him, because I think he's absolutely gross. I know, like she's actually been okay enough that perhaps she's somebody who's watched herself and it's like, oh, I'm gonna course correct. I'm not going to do that again. The word course correct. Well. I enjoyed hearing. I think she needed Bibionic to tell her. But she's behaved well because he's opposed to a lot of other people. Because yeah, I actually wish that she would pick a better guy like she she couldn't pick

a worse guy. I don't want to eat Kevin's sausage. I thought that was how bummed out would you be if if I was eating and sausage like that's somebody's daughter, I would go and do an intervention. You would fly to Mexico. I would fly to Mexico. Grabbed you by your lashes. You can grab him, because my lashes you can grab. I would put i'd have to get staying around here. Have you dragged in the back of the

car down the streets and lashes? Now I intentionally said, I don't want lashes that look like burlesque, that looks like a moth is laded on my face and they don't know, but they're so Unfortunately. Now I have to fly to Rhode Island every five weeks. You gotta filled in. I think that's a great plan. I know. Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, one more thing. Um so wait,

who are we missing? Jenna? Jenna? I love n She's so cute, She's so cute, her hands, she's so little out and she she's got a great joyous I like her. I like her too, and I like she and Jordans. I do think Jordan's immature. There's a stunting story that was tough. I feel like he doesn't know how to like and fourly, this dip ship has been poking at him and poking at him and poking out. That's why

they brought him on. I know. But it actually is now starting to work because because Jordan actually has some skin in the game, because he likes Jenna, and it's like, I hate to see him getting taken down like that dumb dumb is getting what he wants. He's like getting to him and that's all he wants. And now and now your gal that he had in his back pocket in case things don't is already taken. Ye, she's with

Canada's You know what we've been doing. Also in Rhode Island, we've been dreaming up redecorating schemes from the Then we have a discount wall paper on a pinchest board. We have ikea blinds on a pinchest board, can to paint. I'm all about the I'm all about I'm all about you. Give me the high expensive version and I will find you that the affordable version right now. Yeah, we're just we're all on the We have two rooms now. It's

it's mushrooms. I know that was on you. You You tried to mushroom it into a third and I was like, slow your role. And then we watched Insatiable this week. Oh my gosh, guys, everybody, every you have to watch it and watch all the have to just keep moving, keep guying. The best is at the last, the end. It's so good. All of it's good, all of us good. But twelve and eleven are the best. It's so good. How much do you love your pistol? Your rookie of

the year, Debbie. She's amazing, isn't she? She is truly amazing. You love you already. You love her. You're like, that's your friend from the podcast. That's your friend from the podcast. It's fabulous. And you love her voice. Oh, she's got the best voice. And isn't she is hot? She's hot? Yeah? And I think Sarah who plays her, she does a podcast to plays Angie the mom. She does a great job too. It's fabulous, fabulous. Yeah, you gotta watch because

I need a job. He's gotta pay for some renovation. I gotta pay the the electrician, that freaking electrician man, man, don't guys, And this is not a big house. This is like a twelve square foot house. You never knew an electrical bill, Covita, You never knew an electrical bill of Viso High Well. Electricians and plumbers are members of unions, and they're yourn down. You thought you were coming here to hear about Bachelor and Paradise, and what you're really

hearing about is elect electrical unions. In conclusion, how's mittens the kittens? Oh, she had a big day. She's been very busy. We have five guys at my field today. Yeah, it was plastic. We're planting wildflowers, wild flower suits. We have to kill all the hay. You gotta kill the hay with plastic bags, well, plastic sheets, and then we take them. We take Mitten's out on a leash. Spent a lot of morning in the kitchen in the window watching.

She loves workmen. She's hot for She's hot for guy with a tool bell ever walked on the on the leash. And yes, last night she got out into the garage and was hiding behind the garbage garbage camp. We had to do an intervention. We had to do it a lot of interventions. And then today we were in town. You had your bridge, a little Compton bridge. Well, she was in DFL. I was like, mom, how do you do? She said, I'm not DFL? I said, was that? She said,

did fucking lass? That's exactly right? Were you DFL? Know? What were you? We were seventh out of town? All right, not DFL. But you're not good. We kind of suck. You're like TfL. Your third's right third less so there's always next week. Mom. In conclusion, how much do you never watched Paradise before? No? I like it better than Bachelor and Bachelor, right, I told you that you you we do it to get you do it to get to know the lineup. That's how much are you enjoying

the show? I like, who was going to get engaged at the an? Mom? Does somebody always getting gag? Usually? Yeah, at least one. Yeah. Usually yeah, Well you just threw a curve bought. Man, I didn't know they had to get engaged. They don't have to get engaged by the corpse of Neil Lane will show up with a diamond selection. Oh all right here, so here we ugly hope it's not Culton and Tilla. I'm so oh my god. I can't even she cannot take a hint. No, she doesn't

want a hint. I predict that he will break up with her because he's going to see the light that it's like she's so desperate to have him. Yeah, yeah, No, they're not going to get engaged. And so then I think, how about Kenny and Annelie's how about Jubilee and John possible Astrid and Kevin Colton and Jenna. I mean, I mean Jordan and Jenna. No, Jordan doesn't want to get married. He's too young and busy being beautiful. All right. I've never predict that it's gonna be. I really hope it's

John and Jubilee. Don't know if he's ready to get married. How old is he? John? Yeah, I don't know. I think she's ready. I don't know if he is. He's having so much, doesn't He reminds me of my brother. If Alaric went to Paradise, he'd be suked, doesn't. If al was in Paradise, he'd be a little bit like he'd be a little bit like John. If I wasn't, he would be so saying. He'd be like if Alec Andrew. And if Alec and Andrew went to Paradise, how sad they?

I mean, why don't you be so psychedif I was in Paradise a little bit, But I'd be psyched if you were there? Yes, who all those cheeseballs? He would to be said, what if I hooked up with then? Mo? John? No? All right, Mom, are you not coco nuts enough for you? I know, I know I'm a little more nuts. I'd probably fall for grocery store Joe and you and I would say no, next, You're not moving to Buffalo. He's not Rebuffal. That's Jason's grocery store. Joe's from grocery store Joe. Yeah,

is that? Hell? Yeah? From Chicago, from Chicago, from Chicago. Who are you gonna watch it with tomorrow night, Mitten's. I'll be definitely I'm missing you. We'll be sitting here giggling and laughing, all right, well, and Mittens will be cleaning herself. Well. I just want you to know, in anybody out there, I did that. There was a new Patreon episode that went out today with our two fans or two weeks of the grocer as they came to the studio. They did a podcast with me and Anna,

and they both loved your work in Nashville. Mom, They thought you did a great job. How much did you love Rob Benedict? Oh he was fabulous, he was so I had so much fun in Nashville. Everybody, all those people who watched the show or listen and listen to the show. Yeah, my friend keeps trying to watch it. The podcast. Yes, But when they sweet the people that did the podcast with us, they were so what a great audience. It was a best fan we're the best fans.

And Rob handsome, very handsome. He's handsome and nice handsome. But all the people came out to the show, so we just had a blast. We had so much fun. All right, Well, here's a little taster and then there'll be another one that's going to be up on Thursday, Thursday. Okay, enjoy your teaser. Bye. Oh yeah, I want it all up in you tonight. I feel so good. I just gotta wonder to push you girl where you w