"Jon Hamm's Dick! a.k.a 2019 DRAFT PICKS!!!" With Scott King

baby girls, baby boys, we back. Hello. Welcome to the very first episode of the season of The Bachelor at Hannah. Hannah be East season what is sure to be just a ship show. My name is Arta Marine, coming to you from my decorated garage somewhere in Los Angeles. With me today, of course, I have my friend Tanna, looking very cute in her scrunchy working on the not tanning so much due to sun damage. You can you're young and fresh now, but yeah, I have to maybe one

day not be Tanna anymore. That's you know what spray tan Speaking of the sprays and the love of a spraychan we have with me, We have a we have a friend of mine who I adore, who I worked with that Mad TV years ago, and then I have not. I've always been a fan of yours, but now you just came on. You're one of the executive producers this season of Insatiable and we just hung out for a couple of weeks in Atlanta. You also worked on Difficult People,

you worked on Smells all sorts. Very talented gentleman late and he loves his spray tan. Scott King Hi with a black eye from Bowtop. We just think of maybe it gives you a tan as it freezes your face. Yeah, you look great. I'm sure it's all part of the Scott and I just hung out in Atlanta. How many times did do we go? Multiple times for children's tacos? We went every weekend to Bar Taco and Inman Park Um and I think they got I don't know if they let sick of us or were they into it?

What do you think? They were nice to us? Yes, but the third time we were very basically Scott has a Scott has a limited palette, but we found it was the perfect meal children. The children's tacos on you. It just basically shredded chicken, white meat, melted cheese, lots and cheese, and a quornt for teas. That's it. That sauce. No fuss, no must, no fuss, no must. And you laughed at me at first, and then I and then

I ate your tacos. I kept stealing your tacos, and we kept ordering more, and then they were having none of it. They were not they were trying to get rid of And then and then I was saying on our Bonus podcast earlier, how much this season because I got to know Debbie from season one've instatiable. But the real way that I got to know her very well was she came and did this podcast a bunch and then because of that, she really became a friend this season. And we had a bunch of fun meals with her,

Yes we did. How delightful? Is she fantastic? And she and I went to the mall together? What did you do with the mall? She had to go to the Apple Genius bar with her phone. Oh my god, she just texted right now about that. That's hilarious talking about she got a free bath bomb. We are talking about you right now. Period. I am with Scott Kid. He's doing the podcast and about how you got a free bath bomb at the mall. Period. That's how why all of my texts are insane. Guys. Um, Okay, there we go.

I just texted her. Yeah, she she said, she she you guys, was it fun going to them? Or did she get mobbed at the mall? She did? And you know, I've got a fair amount of famous friends, but I've never experienced anything like that, because she's got that Disney magic and and this real people wanted they relate to love. They love her. I love her. I love I gotta tell you, Yeah, I found she is so funny. It's such a delayed and smart. And you know we went to we had a lunch together too, and I didn't

really know her that well. Yeah, and we had the best time. She's the best trip to the mall. I can I tell you how jealous I am. I would love to go to the mall with you, me and Sephora. I went to that Sephora one time and in that mall and they said, well, we're doing free facials today. Yes, I said great, So I literally walked out. I had to buy about four hundred never used together. Yeah, this is not I'll take your I'll take your products. I'll

take your free facial Katy Levine, how are you good? Now? This is exciting to have. We don't know your take on this. Did you like Colton as a Bachelor? I well, it's very mixed. When he was on the Bachelor in Paradise, I felt he just wants to be on TV. But then I did believe he really wanted to find someone. Agreed, And the jumping the fence really was everything I know. I feel that he didn't break his legs. How high I know that was that was worth the weight. But

she she doesn't like him. Chaco just wanted me on TV. They found somebody even more than him. She could not be lessened to him. I still was sure. Now I forget her name, but no, no, no, not well the handah hand, No, the red haired woman at least who left at least so she was not at the rose after the rose. Yeah, so I was sure that that was going to be the surprise ending that they was going to because they had a great date. They had a great date. She didn't have a dead sister. She

had a dead sister. Yeah, what's a better date than nothing? You got a sister and her dreams, children from somewhere and they went to the that's right, they cutting it. Yeah, did you watch that horrible special that was on? I got through a big chunk of it, so okay, I feel like it's three days long. It was so awful. Neil Lane, I want to say though, looked better than more lifelike than ever. I think that was the best. It wasn't so much the course. He wasn't as waxing.

He felt more just like an older man. Did you see Neil Not? Not my take? I mean, in my mind I say that he's the corpse of Neil Lane. He seemed slightly less shiny and waxen set. It was. He looks like the candle from the Beauty of the Beau and that woman who cried. They found these super fans who were so excited and one except for the very very cute girl that had a Nick Vile was sincerely hitting on her and he was like, oh, like she was whoever that was was like the producer's girlfriend

because she was adorable Nick Vile. His soul felt like it hurt? Are you with me? Like? I feel like he's like, okay, I went on the show four times, even Ben Higgins. Now, once you've been on, you've got to just marry the person, like when you when you just stay in the rotation and try to just keep doing, they dust you off for after specials. Better just to fucking marry the person, don't you think? Yeah? I mean he I thought Nick Vaile did. I'm glad he was funny.

He was classes at the Groundlings. I thought that. I actually thought that. I actually I actually thought his jokes were good. I felt like I was like his improp because he did he takes. He did the Groundlings like recently and his I'm going to say too, I thought his hair looked the best I've ever seen. Everybody who meets him in person says he's really hot. He's really hot. I saw him at the Women's March, and I followed him for a little because he was super hot. As

you do with the world, walk behind this. You're like, it's my day, it's my eyes. Do what I want, my time. I say, I can tech you if I want. Okay, but why do you think he's not ever? What's the scoop there? I honestly I watching his Bachelor season, his soul felt so dead too. I think he legit got so heartbroken by those first two ladies, by Caitlin and Andy, Andy, who I didn't watch. I watched Caitlin, but he seemed legit devastated. And then I think those were your two

chances of vulnerability. Then you're in paradise, then you're the back. Then you try to do dancing with the stuff like that. At this point, like, at a certain point, you can't keep the innocence. What do you think? I don't know. I'm genuinely curious. He seems a lot of people said they didn't really like him, but I thought he was great, yes, you know, personal fun. Yeah, but I didn't like him as a bachelor. I liked him with Caitlin. I didn't like him as compared to Ari. I mean, I know

they're all bad. They're all bad. I mean, rewatching on that special rewatching him saying to his fiancee came on camera. The longer I'm with you, the more I feel like it's losing the opportunity to like funk that other lady, Like, yeah, that's what happens when you get engaged. You don't get to go being the other women because we got engaged. That's the deal. That's what happens when you get engaged. He was awful. They noticed, They didn't dust him off,

they didn't mention them. Even though they got married and had a baby. Did they have their pregnant pregnant yet? I don't know. How did we feel about Rachel and Brian in the bridal shower, she was trying to rewrite history a little bit of like the day of my engagement was so many feelings. I couldn't believe this man was And it's like, we all know you were crying over Peter. We all know that. I'm honestly kind of surprised that they're still together. I know that Alexis and

other people like they all like him. They say they like him more than they like they like him, and I think people maybe he's really nice, and think I never thought there's anything wrong with he never says anything. Yeah, I was always in the in the interviews, he never says one word. And I was curious to see last night if she was gonna or whatever money I watched the last night if she was going to bring up Peter, and she kind of did, and bringing up the engagement date.

It's like she should just not talk about it again, like to stop reminding us of like that's not what happened. We all watched it. That's not what happened. No, we we we saw and saw the people like Brian. I'm glad they're getting married, I guess, and our thoughts um honestly, like I don't even remember that season two. I feel like they seem she left Pierre and that Peter wouldn't propose, and then she was like trying. I remember hearing her saying she was very upset by her edit because she

I don't know. She the reason why I think they're still together. I believe it now more so because I heard herself just like oh no, like it was like strong feelings for Brian as well. You know, it's just

like a shitty situation. But I don't know, Like I I think because they're still together now that it was a lot more real than She was clearly super attracted to him in the beginning, right because I like intense to make out Sash, Yeah, no, she was really, but like Peter, it's all about what like if you can have the option of Peter, why would you ever not take Peter on that dog day. Oh my god, Peter will be back. No, no, no, I think he likes it. He's like, you know, he's on Instagram and he has

his like he's done a lot of followers. He's the only film any integrity, like he got it. He's like, I like Madison, Wisconsin. I'm actually a real person, just live in my life. He's like clearly friends of some of the guys because like I've seen like he and alexin he and Alex to like post together. But like I think he's like a normal guy. That's like I don't want to sell myself out. And yeah, he still

lives in Wisconsin. I want to just point out now, I have four cats, and that was that was an accident. I didn't even like cats until a couple of years ago. And I just Scott has never been to my house, and Scott just use my restroom. And I saw my life for the time through a new person's eyes, and it was I really did not like what I saw. I saw this really cute house, and I saw when we rounded the bend and he saw Elane and I saw him go, oh, another one after there were already

too many in the living room. There was already first there was one, and then there was like two fighting in the kitchen, and then I was like, oh, and then this is the rest of the house. And then there was another one like quacking like a duck. It was too many. Did it didn't get more distracted by the cat to the house? Right, it shouldn't be equal. It should all be house. It should all be house. I didn't know that's what they were doing fighting because

the orange one. Yeah, he was like trying to rape he's off. Yeah, he's horrible. Yeah, he was trying to like dominate her. Yeah, yeah he was. Yeah, he was on her back trying to like bite her neck. He's horrible. I actually just outsourced time. I've just requested some pet CBD to try to chill him out, so we'll see if it works. The whole thing is a fucking disaster.

I've actually it helps with my cap, my cat, who's like insane, and we'll like she's so emotional that like anytime you walk by her, she just starts crying and throws herself on her back like she's dying. Yeah, and then also then occasionally rip chunks of her hair out because she doesn't know how to clean it. She's crazy. She was raised by my boyfriend, so it's like, clearly she's lived in a house like a dude for her whole life. So she's losing her mind. So I got

her CBD oil and she's calmed down a lot. All right, I'm gonna try it. Well if I well, using CBD oil, my four cats turned them into one cat scientifically, how it's done. All right, we're in the honor of time and the interests of time. I'm going to start our first one up, and so here's how you're gonna Will you be our score keeper? So here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna If anybody's interested, you put? Are you put? We'll shout out our names if we're interested in keeping

him as a maybe. If nobody's interested, you cross them off. Okay, our first person is pretty cute Brian. He's cute, he's nice eyes. I'm in a math He's definitely gonna be on my maybe list. He's a thirty year old math teacher. Here, want to look at him. He's cute. He's a loves math. He loves math so much that he teaches at the same high school he attended. He's passionate about helping his students achieve their dreams, and he's helping this journey will

lead him to his dream. Woman um Brian was born on flag Day. He's a pun and sarcasm enthusiastic. I will say that Paget would say that that means that he's a serial killer, because serial killers like puns and he loves singing karaoke. I don't know what flag day. I don't think. I think, I y I love Brian. I feel like again now being so deep into this show that I am, I feel like only slightly bad boys win. So a math teacher will they never picked a nice guy. Look at his face, he's got he's

want to learn some math. I gonna put him as my number two right now. I'm gonna put him as my Maybe. I don't think. I think that we need more. I think mother Nature, she seems What do you think of Hannah? She's nuts? And how do you feel she's going to be as a bachelor. I think she's going to be terrible. Yeah, I think it's good and I think this is going to end in a no choice ending meaning nobody wants her, meaning it's she's gonna wind

up with nobody. I think there's gonna be it's gonna come down to something, and then she's going to screw it up somehow. I really believe this is gonna be tough. Here's why. Here's my pitch on why it might be interesting. She's mad enough, like crazy Matt Luna tick enough that she wants She literally is like, I don't date to date a date to get married, and I feel like everyone on this show is like, I don't date to date.

I date to get Instagram followers and get code so I could do my spawn con Speaking of Instagram, can I bring up something really interesting, Katie? So normally I look up when that whenever there's a new cast or whatever they call it, I look up and try to find know their Instagrams, And every single one of these

guys their Instagram's private. Now I think ABC made them do that because I think I think that maybe there's been some leaks in the past, like people put photos up and they leak ship as it's airing, all of them are private or we can't see any other real Maybe it's the equivalent of like, um, what's her name? Picking Garrett and then him liking all the racist ship they who got kicked off early. They're like, oh, let's all make ourselves private so no one can find anything

out about us. I bet people, and maybe they're literally going through and scrubbing the accounts of like people like that. There was that racist guy. Yeah, okay, yeah, I don't know. It was interesting though, because that's like normally you can see better photos of them, what they're like. Did you see Hannah's dad with the flat iron hair? What do you think again, I'm but what about her closet. She's a disaster, she says it though. She says I'm a desk. She says, I am a mess, and she is a mess.

This is But you think she will find love at the end of this, I say, I think she'll think she found it, and I think the guy will she'll pick a guy that's there for the wrong reasons. I don't think she's going to pick the right guye There were also her birthday that's right, Oh my gosh, that's right, that's right. I remember that year. So she was born in ninety four. I remember, Oh my god, Wow, that was in the year I got my eighteenth cat. Okay, wait,

now we have Cam. I don't trust a man in a leather coat with no collar on it and narew collar. You can cross him off. I mean he was on the het the rose at that end of that. That's him. Now. They do style them badly. They style them badly. Yeah, their photos that okay. He's a He's a thirty year old software sales person from Austin, Texas. He is he has a competitive personality, he said Dick. He loves to be the life of the part and he's a self

proclaimed dance floor king. Notebook is his all time favorite movie. He can freestyle rap about anything, and he plays the harmonica. The most important thing Cam looks are in a woman is good dental Like how glad I am? I mean, I mean, I honestly think they also had a hard time. There's not that many. We're not we normally we have like four pages. I don't think they can get that many people to come on and compete for her. Really, normally it's three pages and this this is it. That's it,

that's it. This is not this is like yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it. These are just double yeah, all right, I guess I'll keep a cam and then maybe i'll put cam. Maybe it's in my number three now that I know that she gave him the rose at the other thing, but I remember fucking hating him at that, remember watching My Friends. I mean, like, if she gives this wrapping guy rose, I'm gonna scream and she all right, I don't think so since he hasn't he's not home,

he's not going home night one. Um, oh, first home is a good one. Well, I mean, but so many go home. I mean like a yeah, okay, I feel like she's gonna like this one. Chasen. Al Right, does anybody want to pick cam? Alright, I'm not so you can cross him off by cam, Okay, you can cam. His picture is so much worse than everyone else. Oh yeah, pictures are always so terrible, Like I don't know how they take such horrible photos of them. So we have Chasen.

He's a twenty seven year old pilot. He's cute. I think she's gonna like him. It's a bad jacket, but but you know what they I'm sure they didn't pick it. According to Chason, women always love a man in uniform, so naturally he became a commercial airline pilot. He's a soft spoken charmer who refers to himself as a forever wingman. He's ready just spread his wings and fine love. He loves watching The Bachelor and drinking cocktails with his mom.

He once bought a Tiffany necklace for a girlfriend, but she dumped him before he could give it to her, so he gave it to her sister instead. I hope he potentially goes to hometown so we can see his lush of a mother. Yeah. I think he's going to go to Paradise. I'm gonna not. I don't want him. Does anybody want him? All right? Anna? You want to read Connor J? Yeah, let's say, do you need a better pen? Yeah? I don't think Connor J. His dad pennas dead. We're going to use this. That one's kind

of going to all right, here we go. Okay, you're up, Anna. You want to read counter Jay? Alright? Connor Jay has no chance? Okay. He's a sales manager. He's twenty eight, and he's from Newport Beach Um. He's looking for a woman with whom he can build a life of love and fun. He's full of charisma and it's someone that will always open your door and pull out your ch He's a kind of guy, that guy your dad wants you to end up with. His biggest turn off as

a girl who gossips. Okay, good luck with that. Connor has been to forty out of fifty states in the US. I like his grandmother, his grandmother says, he deserves a sexy woman who's ready to give her grand Now, I mean I like the grandmother. I'm into that. I don't either have the grandmother on is a no, I'm going to cross him off. Okay, you want to read Connors? Okay, I feel like looks like a dick that might do well. Yeah, I'm gonna put him in for sure. He's an investment

analyst from Dallas, Texas. Connor s is a travel junkie looking he kind of does look he looks like that fratty okay for he's looking for He's a travel junkie looking for a partner with whom to make lifelong memories. Not only is he easy on the eyes, he considers himself to be a true gentleman. His family is the most morton thing to him, and finding someone to start a family is high on this priority. List sounds like he and Hannah could have a lot in common. It

says that Connor Connor loves Justin Bieber. He swam competitively in college, and even though he doesn't speak Spanish, he loves listening and dancing, just ning. Yes, you can write him in there and my running. He's gonna be there. He's in the running. Alright, Alright, let's say, okay, so now we have Darren Darren, Darren I T from Buckhead. Hey, he's an I T Conselt. Darren may seem like a tough guy on the outside, but really he's just a giant teddy bear. He's a former college athlete and no

stranger to competition. Along with sharing a love of football, Darren and Hannah share a lot of similar values when it comes to love. He says he loves a woman who can take charge. Tarren is a total total video game nerdies given even a globally ring champion and guitar hero, and he's terrified of spiders. He seems nice. I don't think he's gonna win. Okay, great, yah know, she's really horny to like I. We need some who like she seemed. Some of the outfits and the coming up season, Like

she was wearing a lot of like the dresses. Did you see that one that had like it was you didn't watch all the way through. It had a lot of holes on the side, like latex with the whole. So I think the fun of hers. I think we're gonna see her like. I think she's horny and I like that she's ready. Did they talk about her being a virgin or anything. No, she lost her virginity and then regretted. She regretted she can't give the presents to the guys. Devin He died twenty seven year old talent

manager from Sherman Oaks. Run You know what is He looks like he could be like Katie's brother because she was also in Sherman Oaks. Maybe she got her brother. Oh yeah, Um. He loves being in love of He's been in three relationships, with the shortest one being two years and the longest being five. Uh. He's trouble finding love in Los Angeles because no one and Ellie wants anything serious. Well, like, when did you have these other relationships? Dude?

Those nine years your seven it was like eighth grade? Why didn't you? Um, let's see he devon and Wills from beckat Season are good friends. That's why I went on. He's like, oh, Wills looks like he's doing well. He's really cute. He has an eight year old step brother. He's really cute. He's nice, and I'll put him on my maybe list. I like him. Okay, are you keeping track? Do you have a maybe? Let's what's your list going so far? I have Brian and Connor s on mine? Okay, Greg, Dustin, Anna,

you want to read Dustin? That's not happening. Some was that effect She's gonna wind up with a guy from the South. Yeah, don't. Yeah, he's thirties, a real estate broe home whoever. Feels like he just liked me feel like home. I don't know. I just say you and it's just like it just feels like roll tad, it's home. It feels like how um. He's thirties from Chicago and he's a real estate person. He's a passionate guy who

loves a good night of Netflix and chill. It's like, you mean fucking here, and he's looking from a woman that will that his family will love. He's the son of a single mom and that if a woman wants to be with him. She'll definitely need mom's approval first. I hear that somebody is gonna definitely need to get the mom's approval. That's and anyone that watched that after the road specially, No mom is going to exactly, um, what do I do? Do you want? Do you want

this rose? No? You're supposed to say, will you accept? Okay, here's a rose. He's gonna take this rose for me. How do I let it on? What do I do? Hannah Based, I'm crazy? I warrant you I'm crazy, Chris Harrison. She is absolutely insane, okay. And the other woman who needs approval is his English bulldog, Sophia. He letters somewhat of a red flag. He loves Tony Robbins somewhat. If

he loves this, there's no bigger red Okay. I was trying to offend anyone, but yes, we would just go get children's talk talk about and black guys as Yeah, he can beat anyone in a game of Jana, Chris. Christmas time is his favorite time of year because all the lights and music remind of childhood. I was about to say, I want to say one thing. What was about to say was this guy. It's like a dick. And then I started reading about him and he said, actually,

like a really nice guy. So you know Art and let's go to say that, but do you really think she's going to go for a nose ring? I don't know, no, no, no, And I literally felt the same thing. And then I read his and I was like, oh, yeah, his face. I was like, and then it actually he seems to actually he looks cute till now that I know, I Okay. So he's twenty four, he's a tech entrepreneur. He's a handsome entrepreneur, the giant smile and a heart of Clearly

ABC likes this guy, heart of gold. He's the co founder of a fitness company that allows people to work out well donating to food to those in need. How does that work? Like I've seen these people were like, you run miles and they just make money for every mile you run. Do you remember when Crystal when we first met Crystal and she was like, I'm an online fitness coach, heard her iPhone and then she was like,

I donate to like homeless people. But just like her being like a baggy of the seas like a guy that was like a crew member. It's like, dude, I'm like the sound guy could sound back. Um. By the way, did you guys watch that guy that had the American flag thing on his lapel in the on the after where are They Now? Did you see that he was like one of the bad boys who's now reformed and he cried in front of and he had like the he found Jesus, I had American flag thing on his lapel.

He was riding my brother's bike system on the show. Also, I also noticed when they went to the comedy store that Eddie Pepperton's name was up in the marquis when pepitone. Okay, so this guy he loves to drive his boat, scupa dive, and cook up a big meal. Um yeah, his favorite sport. I I he has two tattoos, a palm tree on his ankle and a heart with roses on his chest for his mom and dad. Like he's gonna I'm thinking he's all right. Okay, me too. You can put him

down for Arden as well him. Okay, then we have coming up here. You want to read Garrett. He's cute. Can we have two Garrets in a row? Could they? He's cute and he's from Birmingham, Alabama. You want to read him Scott, Yeah, Scarrett. Maybe a good looking pro golfer, but he's really just a humble country boy enjoying life in Alabama. What and he feels like how? He doesn't feel like how? I don't know why. You just you feel like home. Roll Tad when he's not practicing, is

putting on the green. He enjoys going to church, running with his friends. He's gonna win. So far, he's gonna and sister in law signed him up for the bachelorette because she sees so many similarities between him and too many Time will tell if this match is a hole in one hole and one hole. He once snuck into Mississippi States football stadium after hours and made out with his girlfriend on the fifth Why not in the touch Why not like in the end zone? That's true right

in the middle. Maybe it's just he says, the most romantic city in the world is Savannah, Georgia. Okay, so is it going to be too perfect? Is he going to be number two? Well? The family, they seem already like they approved, but once they're all like stage five cleaners.

Once family. If a family is too into it. Anytime the parents of the bachelor, the bachelor want the person they picked, the other one always well, I mean I kind of think his sister just being like, oh, you guys, I'm gonna say he probably pretty I'm gonna pick Garrett is my number two, right, what do you think, Tanna? He's definitely on my list. He looks like he's going to go far. He's on my list. Okay, great, are you enjoying this guy? I told you there is nothing

to prepare an advances nothing. Here's nothing to prepare heechail from me. Okay, here we got Grant unemployed. I'm going to stay drunk on the first night. I'm putting them right now, drunk on the first night. Grant San Clementi. He's a real life the dude. Okay, will you put him down as drunk on the first night. They could

all so be. I can also have Craig Cray be the same as drunk on the first night, but he's definitely gonna be no, because Craig Crap maybe also equals like usually Craig Crap is for the ladies, for the guy, and he's like, who's the dick, who's the chad? You could change it to Dick. Who's the dick? Okay, so the real life the dude. He's definitely drunk in the first night. He loves white Russians and has no interest in hearing about your crossbit, workout plan or recent Instagram.

He considers himself to be romantic because he enjoys p d A. Oh, he came to be like the wa boom he came to play. He loves to impress the ladies with this surprising was raboom on on the same season his Chad, I don't think so, I don't remember something. Chad would have killed him. Um. He loves to impress the ladies with this surprisingly good dance moves and is hoping to His blunt realness stands out to Hannah. His

biggest fashion regret is wearing fake earrings to high school prom. Uh. He's a hard time believing that any young guy who comes on The Bachelor it's here for the right reasons, and he plans to call them out of him. Why are you there? Came to be all right? So I'm gonna put him as the dick and drunk on the first night. I think he might be double trouble, but I'm going to see if I can. Sometimes there's like the nervous drunk on the first night to somebody else,

like a Hunter, who's coming up? Here comes Hunter. Um, he's beautifully This is a bad picture, sweetheart, that's a bad picture. Beautiful eyes. I don't think Hunter drinks. How about that. I'm just going to say that. He's a pro surfer. He's twenty four. His life revolves around the ocean. He's he, he looks, he his nice eyes, he looks like a nice guy. If the wave allows it, he'll

be in the water every day. He recently quit his dream job working for the World surf Leet to follow his passion, pursue his own surfing goals as an athlete, and to start his own creative agency meaning what Instagram? Yeah, yeah, what kind of He lives at home with his parents. Fantastic. Okay, he's not gonna win, but he's adorable. He's gonna get a lot of Instagram followers, and he's going to go to Paradise. I'm with you, So he's not on my list, but I love him, and I think he's going to

Paradise because he doesn't have a job. She wants a job. He's hot. He is hot, and he's going to go to paradise. Jed Jed is. I feel like Jed kind of look like Joe Joe's Jordan's if styled differently. Jordan Rogers. He's a singer songwriter that's never there for the right reasons. They just came on to serenade them with this. They say it's a song they wrote for them, but it's just their single. But I think she's gonna fall for that's not gonna figure out until the very ends. A

bag of rock. It's going to be a just god, you're right, Oh my god, you're so right. He might be part of the ship show because he came on for a single and she's like, oh my god, he's a singer and he feels like how you just feel like I love him? He wrote the song for me And they're like, girl, he's got a girlfriend and he's just trying to get a record deal and they're like no.

His face is also very small. Okay filter side note, guys, I learned about I learned about an app on Instagram called Sprout where you can literally you know, I would telling my my quirky body, you can make your proportions different, So like you can make yourself look like you have really long legs. You can change the proportions of your body on a filter. It's called sprout. Have you and you've done it? Yes? And should? We can play with it. I've posted him or anything, but like, yeah, you can

really alter your proportions. Huge dick, Huge dick? What are you about? Flashlight dick? What was the flashlight? Dick? Who had the flashing? Survivor? Somebody on Survivor has a flashlight? Are you guys watching Survivor? I wish I could, but on the kidding you, it's this this giant water bottle that you have. He's gone home. It's really one of

the worst seasons of Survivor ever, very boring. But this one guy who's in this underwear all the time, that's what is swinging in his pants like John Hamm, Yeah, yeah, but but much bigger. Jon Hamm is double John Hammon. You didn't know John Hamm. There was there was a summer.

John Hamm just started wearing only like rayon and linen pants or no underwear and you could see this huge you like a much room tip head and the best add the best quote for I think it was a New York Post that said New York John Hamm's dick is taking him out, taking John has dick is out taking him for a walk in the park. It was like eight years ago. Google John Hamm's dick. Oh say, let me see, let me say, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.

There's so many is there? What is that? What? John? You can see the whole thing. And he also just just cry and it's like thin drapy pants and like hot summer, like sticky New York summer, like humid, sticking to every party. It's also like justin Throw. If you watch The Leftovers, there's like a couple of scenes where he's running in these sweatpants and it's just like I literally posh, Yeah, I paused, and when I was like, what is that? Katie loves a big one, I'm currently okay, right,

I want to tell you that wait, big dick justin Throw. Okay, Just coming back to here's my theory. Ben Affleck. In that movie Argo that he directed, I remember there was one scene where he directed himself. There was no reason for him to be shirtless like in this phone call in this motel room, and it was like, just I feel like guys who like their bodies just loved it like they intentionally don't they know? Pop Ross here taking

pictures of their big old dicks. Yeah, unless they're just like that aloof Oh my god, there's so many pictures of John Hamm's deck. This episode might have to be called John Hamm's Dick, No ship so good. Jed is a singer songwriter. He's an adventurous singer songwriter from Tennessee. He's looking for a forever type of love. He finds it easier to express his feelings and be vulnerable through

his music. I'm sure he does, especially but after his last relationship ended terribly, he stopped Mike in music instead. So now I'm finally written music again. ABC um what He can wrap Nicki Minaj's part and bottoms up. He can shoot a rubber band with accuracy. He grew up in the Smoky Mountains and his biggest fan is his little sister, who thinks that he and I think you're right. I think he's gonna win. Wow, you want to put him on your list? I want to put him. Everybody's

been number two. I'll put him again as my number two. I'll sell her kill back. I'm gonna circle back. But he might be my number one. And I think he's there for the wrong reasons. I think this is a terrible photo of him. I expect them to be better looking once we get to see him more. They put them on like businessman outfit, so they're all trying to be like, I'm adult. Why because she's like twenty one, Like they should make him You all, okay, Joe terrible?

Okay the box King. Can I just tell you real quick. My coworker was looking over my shoulder and I was looking at the same and he goes, the box King, is he eating pussy? And I was like, I was like, no, his family owns a cardboard five. But that's just when he saw the hard I was like, it was actually miles smiles smiles whenever eating. Yeah. He was like, wait they could write that. I was like, Yo, that's what that is. He's like all grocery store Joe from Chicago. Dude, Well,

I'm gonna beat the back skiing, is it? Daddy boys? Filmies everything Joe's to all the siblings both have families at their own, and his parents are ready for more grand babies. When he's not killing it, eating out ladies, box business here, just going to Vegas and club hopping. He's just don't big on black jacket crabs, tables. Vegas is his favorite place in the world. Uh. He went to was taking in college and he's most complimented feature. His eyebrows are nothing like my evers are way nicer.

He's unbearable. I mean, he just wants to be grocery stocks king. He's me, I'm the back sking. You know, Like, how much do you want to bet he's gonna show up in a fucking card woard. Oh my god, he a a woman. Oh my god, I just had a hardware box doing this thing. Oh my god, look at this. Look at Kevin. Okay, Okay, he looks like, um, what was this night you missed? You know, I know Joey reminds me of Joey reminds me of who did the All right, Katie read Joey. I just lost the internet. Okay,

Anna read Joey. Joey sure has a strong part going. Joey's thirty three. He's a finance manager from Bethesda, Maryland. Uh, he spent his well he spent his twenties having adventures and starting his career. He's lived in Australia, Hong Kong, San Francisco, all and all. While he still loves adventures, his priority now is looking for a life partner, settled

down and have children with. He is excited to be married, have a house with a pool in the backyards, to get married, got a couple of kids, and he's older. She really wanted to get married, and I think that's gonna be a thing. I think she's got my internet back, and I'm really worried about the part in his hair though it's like a shaved part. I think she likes the fact that he wants to get married, but I don't think he'll be the one that she really wants

to get married. But I don't think she wants to marry. I think he's going to be the hipster because it says he's relearning how to play the piano, like how casual, and he likes the document important moments with his Polarid camera. He's trying to be a hipster, but he is a bad haircut. That part is maybe maybec is screwing them over, but that looks like a cut that he did it. I think it's a shaved part. What do you think

I see? I think that this is he's a guy that's going to go pretty far alright, because she's going to say he's older, he's more mature, and he feels like home, he feels like, oh my god, he feels like she wants a guy that's going to tell her, I want to I want to give you. She wants she wants just to be taking care of she doesn't. She wants to have a man that wants to get a house and have babies, and she wants to get married.

She really That's the one thing I think that is good about this season is like this, I really think she wants to get married. Yeah, definitely, And he's trying to settle down and I don't think any someone's like like beautiful wife who kind of does nothing except probably, And I think she's damaged enough that like even the fame of the show I think ultimately will not override her desire to just really want to get married and

the pageant girl and will want to win. Yeah. Yeah, but I still think she's gonna oh it's going to be she can't, she can't she's gonna let someone go yeah and then regret it. Yeah. No, and she can't because she's also brought up with like weird perfectly, it's got to be perfect. And then she freezes and then she panics and she doesn't know how to. I mean, there's everyone's going to try and do a toe. Her broke out last season, and like literally she said, she goes, oh,

well first because she does accutane. So she was going on and office and then she said she had terrible stress acne. Of course she did. That's hard. Clearly she doesn't have any tools and a slightly emotional They will probably have like a more present onset therapist. But I think, but I think they don't want her to be I think they want the crazy. They picked. They picked her over that little cuby doll, that who was kind of funny and sweet with an awful rap, that rap with

the dad Hannah. The other hand, he was like, that was bad. Keith Ledger, John Paul Jones, this is my to his what is his occupation there? Wait a minute, John Paul Jones, his occupation Wait a minute, that's literally wait a minute, wait a minute. You haven't looked at read this crazy John Paul Jones, Oh, I guess he's Jackstone from Stuff It Was? Who was Aaron's number? He was Aaron's number one. John Paul Jones is a financial analyst from Maryland who's here looking for the real deal.

When John Paul Jones isn't day dreaming about his future wedding, he enjoys traveling the world and contemplating the meaning of life. Could Hannah be John Paul jones future bride? When refer to John Paul Jones always okay, he's top Craig cry He's top crag, his favorite drink is champagne, and he rarely uses words that are less than three syllables. Oh, he's top Craig cry Sez, You're basically like, get ready. We're trying to give you a shot across the bow

before warm of what's coming America. That sus is so fun about doing these in advance, so that when you watch now, you're more investing. When you watch Monday Night, we're just gonna be waiting for jobs. Yeah, freak, You're gonna forget everybody until he John Cauled Jones arrives and the Box King and you're gonna just and that's how you get into the season. Or he's top crazy Jonathan. He's cute, he's a waiter, he's a funny, he's a white,

he's an actor. He's the life of the party. He loves to go out, but when he really enjoys is the process of getting ready. He's a perfectionist looking for a woman who appreciates attention to detail, just as he does. When he's not at the clubs, he goes playing basketball and spending time with his family at church. I don't know, I don't know. Oh my god, it's so rare that you need me. Okay, I'm gonna hold it so rare that I'm the one that is inaudible. I religion is important.

I'm confused. He loves is. He's really religious. He has attention to detail, he loves perfectionist getting ready. He just want admit. We love a sparkler, really weird things like what do I include about I just like sparklers and other kinds of sparklers, sparklers Amazon. He's not lasting. No, you know that's fun. I'll show once you've done this, because it is your virgin time here. Now when you go, now that you've been in it, you will like down the line, you were like, wait, now, when we get

to know Jonathan, you'll go, oh who will whoa? That Jonathan was the guy that likes sparklers. It's not gonna just like our friend Alex. That guy Alex was a salamander reader. Alex he our friend. He became our We befriends some of these people after the fact. We did not like him at first, when well we didn't because we were mad because he ate a salamander and we like animals, as evidenced by my cat cafe earl. What am I gonna do? What's I gonna do? But here's

your question. I wanted to do a side bat. Will Jonathan get out of the limo with sparklers? Oh? If he doesn't? Yes, I'm right. How this photo? This guy looks like a dick? You see? I thought that too, and then I read his bio. Is he Russian? What's happening? Is? Actually I'm conflicted? Is he foreign? Why this? Look? What is happening? This is Broadway head shot? You want sweet to read it? Ye? Okay? So he's a behavior the behavioral health health specialist. He's a small town guy who

is the ultimate family. Mean, he works as a behavioral health specialist for the Army, helping vets deal with trauma, which I thought was really sweet. It was like, she needs its trauma, she has trauma. Well, he's not working, he's pumping iron at the gym. Okay, you're losing me, frut. Relationships haven't worked out because he loves too hard, losing me.

He loves the Harry Potter series. I like that he loves to play piano and sing, and he wants to travel more but won't go anywhere that doesn't have a gym. Now that's okay. Yeah, then he loves He's like. I'm like, he's cam Out. He's a good guy. You're gonna love the water because it's the lemon from my trees. It's a really good lemon. Is that good? It's good lemon water. There we go. You don't have to like it. It's just my just taste like lemon water. Five cats and

some lemon, Oh my god, four four cats, four cats? Guys? What do we think of him? Camille? It's the Camille he's I mean, he seems fine. I just think the like so addicted to working out thing is a really I can't flag. I can't even like that's just like, dude, like, why don't you just go? You know if you're if you're traveling, you're walking, he's going to have a heart attack. Yeah, I can't. I can't with that. I can't with that guy. He's not on the slips. Wait did I not print

them all out? It felt really sure. I think there's thirty Did I not print them all out? You can just write it to rate Kevin is. Actually we can just alright, alright, so you can write Kevin's and now Luke luke p. He's cute and for export managers, as my father would say, a lot of money and import and export. Okay, I feel like and he's from Georgia, you feel like, how oh my god, I think he might win? Okay. He's a good Christian boy from Gainesville.

He prised himself and being able to get along with anyone. He loves team sports. After time, after a religious awakening in college, he decided that when he dazs is for marriage that's what she said, um for better or for worse, and his unconditional love. He seems to be everything Hannah wants in a husband. Too much, Tim Tebow is his hero. His worst fear is having bad gas on the date. I'm gonna say Tim Tebow's I'm gonna say Luke p is definitely on my list. Yeah, he's on my list.

He's on mine too. It feels like Luke pts on art and he's on all Art and Anna and Katie. Just okay, Lucas, I'm gonna speed it up. I'm gonna speed it up for Anna. Lucas is the guy that made the sex joke after the funnel. What was the sex joke? It was back said something to her. I forget what it was, but he made an inappropriate joke about like having sex with her. Okay, No, it's he the top crazy. You know, he's like the Nick File lookalike. He's not, even though he's like Nick File, who's facing

the poor man who his face got squished. He's a political fund ring because he's a political consultant. He's a tequila expert. He might be. He might be the drunk on the first night. He's looking for someone into the beauties of life with his best friend, says his perfect girl's a Southern bell with a quirky personality. Um, okay, what do we think he might be a secret Trump supporter? Obviously? Is he gonna be a How far is he going to go? Is he a dick? Is he drunk in

the first night? Political consultant? Of which party? Exactly? Who's he raising money for? She's not going for. She's not a Bernie girl. Luke says that once he hit on Emily Reditowski and made her blush. He looks like a Trump star from seems like those ones who are like I can't date anymore because everyone's so like aggressive and so Matt Donald. He's cute, but his name is Matt Donald. He's from Lost Gaddis. He's an old fashioned guy. He loves to bring flowers to girl on the first day.

He's not killing in the medical device sales money, and that he's lass Gaddis is expensive. He's spending time with his family watching Alabama football. Um. His brothers and parents are deaf, and he grew up speaking sign language. He can He like he can communicate. He loves Salca dancing. His biggest fear in the world is being trapped in a room with spiders. I like him too, like him a lot. Does he getna win? I don't know why art and watched Matt David. Yes, I think he's going

to get into a fist fight first night. How about that? Do you really do we write down Matt Donald drug out first night or fight on first night. I'm gonna make after this week, I'm gonna make a crafting board. You're going to go on it and then you have to come back perfect. I'm really excited for you to read this bio, arten for you to get to one thing in there. Okay, great, Matt Matteo one name only. Let's just start with the fact he has been Oh my god, the other guy met Donald was why did

they have hold? Because that's weird? Okay, Okay. He's a management consulted. He grew up all over the girl. He lived in Austria, Kenya before selling in the hot Land. His family graduated from Georgia Tech. Uh okay, it's virtual reality startup on the side. He's a sperm donor who has helped create a hundred and four child's crazy. He's a young gallant of milk in ten seconds and a talent show just like all of this, Jiz, if you could have any job in the world, be a firefighter.

So why don't you go become a firefighter and his fireside him at his bucket list is take someone to a ball in a castle. Oh, oh my god, I like him, you love him? You love him? Well, first of all, they're gonna keep on it's really cute. I thought I thought he was cute. I thought he was interesting. I find that interesting. I guess it's going to confuse her. And I don't know. I think it's a crazy look on her face. She's gonna smile and crinkle her eyes

and be like, I'm sorry. Hey, she'll find out he'll make the error of a professional sperm donor. He'll tell one of the guys in that mansion, and then they'll tell her. And what was his name? Matteo Matthews cue eyelashes ashes. Yeah, he's cute. He's a carbid spotter. He's twenty three. He works in the family business of auctioneering, mainly cars and motorcycles, but he's working towards getting really Oh my god. So he works at like a used

car loss. Yeah, um, let's see, Okay. He is a full sleeve on his left arm, its chest tattoo too, right arm tattoos, and four leg tattoos. I think that'll be too many tattoos. I think she's too I like it began and I have opposite taste on them. Yeah, for sure, for sure. Okay, Mike, Mike, you want to read Mike. Mike very handsome. He's an Air Force vag who enjoys crapmagaw and going to trampoline part I want to part. He has a lot of swag, but it's a romantic at heart. Mike says he's the city boy

who loves to get down and dirty. Perfect for Alabama Hannah. Mike's been to thirty countries. He's excited to meet Hannah, but terrified that she will ask him to go skydiving with her. Mike really wants to learn Mandarin and get it. Don't get into Parkora. You've watched the Get into Harbor. Just do it? Yeah, either do it fucking feet, Yeah, just do it. Um. I like him all right, great? Now I may like him for me, but I like great, great, we win. Scott and I went out for dinner at

the bar Taka. This is the best. Maybe like are you? Are you girls enjoying your Are you girls? Hello? Ladies? Gonna get you anything else in the has been a wonder girls girls, Tanna, what are you doing? And I lost the page. I'm finding it actually exted out. They kept saying, we're gonna text it to you. Yes. Every time they be like, girls, can we get you any more? Tacos ladies? Every time with Deep South ladies. Um, okay, there we go. And not only do I have lots

of cats, then I also have pictures of my cats. Okay, here we go. Peter, he's a pilot from Westlake Village. Um okay. His dad was a pilot and his mom was a flight attendant. He enjoys snowboard. She's gonna like this to like football, mind dancing. You should live His motto as you should live like like this is always expecting something great about to happen to you. His grandmother's name is Rose. I phone good about him. He still lives at home. Yeah, I will give him. Everybody's my

number two. I honestly then makes sense that he would live at home because he flies all the time. Like, why would you get your because you're living at home? Because you've got to not live at home. How how important are my notes? Because they're terrible important? They're important. Yeah, they're important. I'm not okay. I think Ryan looks like a dick Ryan Roller. What does that mean? Okay, he's an adventure's risk taker. He is a wo minute. Where does it say roller? I know what? It doesn't. It

does insistent, it doesn't elaborate on it. I don't know. I can't wait. He's gonna definitely roll up. He's never been in love. He was his high school lectorian. He's a tight rope walker. That's crazy. He runs, he wants walked a one inch wire over a three ft canyon in Utah. That's crazy that um movie was about. Yeah, he's walked over the twin that was him that they got him. I he's consideration for first night drunk. Okay, okay,

good Scott. Scott feels like he's maybe the kind of guy that like tries to like calm down the other guys in the house, like come on man. He's like he's like perpetual wingman. Yeah he is. He still executive. When he's not closing deals. He likes to day drink all right, drunk on the first night, drunk on the first night, tops and watch sports. He says, he's a great I'm employed with a real job. I have friends who are a blast to be a lot. Okay, well

this is the best. He's an admirer of Christian. Now we have our drunk on first night. Oh my god. Well he's very skilled at smoothing waitresses to give him free food and drinks just for fun. He once ran into circle around the mall food court acting like a flying chicken. That's drunk. That's not that's not fun. He is all right drunk down first night. Maybe for Art and Scott. I think we're back. So now we're back,

we're back on the thing. Drunk on first night, he's a maybe for me Peters and maybe for Art, and we're back on the list. Okay, definitely drunk on first night. It did seem like very few pictures. Yeah, I couldn't. I honestly was like, wow, nobody wants okay Thomas, let's see international pro basketball player. But then it immediately says before Thomas was a national recruiter for a big energy business, he was an international basketball right, right, you wouldn't be

on the show. He played overseas for a year, but he lives in Michigan. Um, he loves his mother. We're gonna love him. He's gonna go far. He's not gonna win. But Thomas family has never met any when he's dating. Oh boy, and he likes to go to clubs and dance to eat m music. But his basketball nickname was Mr. Fourth Quarter. That sounds good a lot in the fourth quarter. Yeah, he was a he's a strong closer. It doesn't really help here, but it's not exactly John Tyler. See looks

like a dick. I've been think Hannah will like him and the other guys will hate. He might be a villain. I'm putting him in my contention to be the villain. Look at him and I thought, this is looks like the type of guy who gets away with like literally assaulting a woman. Because the judge says, oh, but his future I think of his future day. He does have a rescue dog though. Okay, he's a general contractor. He got an m B a um, he's from Jupiter, Florida. Okay,

great pace culture. He's got a he does have a rescue dog. Um uh. He loves to dance. He loves to dance A drafted by the Ravens. I wonder what he was his business? She is gonna like him. He is going to go far. I'm gonna put him as my number three, and then the other guys are gonna hate him. How long do you think? He mentions that he was drafted by the Oh my god, he was definitely. Don't you think the other guys will hate him and that she will love She will be a bad photo.

She will want to go funk him in the fantasy suite and the other guys are gonna that Jaine is going to go far. All right, I'm putting him as my number three, Tyler g He's our last one. Someone said this is like an us, my friend or my coworker. Also, he looked like he was like, is that Adam Pally? Is he? He's a guy go with the flow attitude.

He's some Boca raton. He's a student. He avoids clubs at all costs and with much of other spend time reading, going to soul Cycle or relaxing on his boat show. And his life goals to get a PhD in psychology and become a clinical psychologist. It then he's doing it. He's on a strict keto diet. Yeah, and he's a side business and dream therapy analysis. I like this side business if you don't actually your degree yet, I'll analyze your dreams. You can call me and tell me about

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First up, Scott, let's hear your picks, Scotts in what order? We'll start with your number Who's gonna be your top? Craikra top, Craig Cray, No contest, John Paul Jones, that's it, drunk on the first night. That is going to be Scott great Dick. I'm going I'm gonna be controversial, and I'm saying Matt Donald is going to be a great, great great Who's going to going to be your number three? Who's gonna make it to fantasy suites but not make

it to parents? I keep going back and forth, and I'm gonna say number three, Luke Pa which one is he? He's the Christian great? Okay, number two, who's gonna he's gonna meet the parents? Singer songwriter there for all the wrong reasons, Jed and number one feels like how Garrett yeah to garretts in a row, Tanna, let's hear a top cray John Paul Jones, Yes, top drunk, drunk first night, Grant the dude guy, Yeah, great. And number one Dick Joe the good box Kig, come on, okay, he's gonna

hold that over everyone, kig. Okay. Number three, who's gonna Who's she gonna fun? But not introduced to her parents? I think. And then my number two is Peter the pilot. Which one was Luke p Luke p was the Chrichristian okay, number Peter, Peter the pilot lives at He's which pilot there was two pilots, one of his parents. He's the one that looks like right like he's hot. Okay, okay. And then number one Garrett another Garrett Okay, all right, Katie drunk on the first night. Dick is Grant. All

eyes are going to be on Scott first. John Paul Jones is my Grant. It's a kind of the same. And then and then Peter is my three. He is my runner up, okay. And Garrett's my number one. Okay, great, here we go. My drunk on the first night is my drunkard The first night is um Grant, Scott, I mean Scott, Okay, Scott. My dick is Grant, who had first was my drunk on the first night, but but my dick is now Grant obviously. Crazy is John? I hope he has a last name. I hope he's John,

Paul Jones and Gilt Yeah, oh my god. So then we have number three. You love his album, you've you've seen him on tour with with with the Arts, No Tony Arts? And who do we meet? Who now loves who? James Taylor, James Taylor sanger, songwriter Jed You're for all the wrong reasons. Number two. My number two pick is no who wasn't you changed it? I changed it? Who's my number two? Luke? Luke pay? And then my number

one pick is Garrett? So we all pick Garrett. Happened so it would be two seasons in a row of Garrett. Do we really think that she could pick another Garrett? Look, he seems nice. I really think he's got a shot. He's from Alabama, he's like it seems like a good boy. He really does. I just got excited. I wasn't excited about her yet, and now that we've been through it, I just got excited. Sister in law sneed said, sister that means like she like him, like probably a good guy.

Then how excited are you? Did you just get excited? Will you come to the podcast to guys? Yes? You like? Have you ever done a podcast as your first podcast? I have done one podcast before. Was this more fun? Yes? And just you wait until you get to break down

an episode. I can't wait. I think this first one is gonna be I mean, between the Box King and John Paul Jones were We've got a good night ahead of us of television boxing and John Paul Joel, I almost feel like Hannaby may even be sort of incidental on the first one. It's really gonna be about these guys. I have to say, I'm glad that I printed it out wrong and that there were the right number of guys, because, pardon me, it made me sad for her to think

that they couldn't get any guys. I'm glad I printed it out roll. I just clicked on Hannah for her description, and it's so much stuff I had no idea anything about. So she um went to University of Alabama, graduating magna cum laude with a degree in communication. Okay, and she'd be game communications, but she still can't speak. Who can't give a toast? Well? Then she did become Miss Alabama

USA and twenty eighteen, which again makes no sense. Um and her platform was she became an advocate for those suffering from depression anxiety, something she battled with, battled with herself in her teenage years. Now she's working as an interior decorator, helping transform people's houses into homes. She grew up in a loving home of her own. We saw her fucking closet. That she's an interior designer, we saw

her house. She looks up to her parents as example of the kind of love she wants one day, whether she's running around with her two Golden Retrievers, talking, taking over the dance floor, belting out country tunes, Hannah enjoys living life to the full. She needs a fun guy. What did we hear belting out country too? Do you think he's gonna win? I don't know. His forehead might be too large. How many weeks do we hear a song? I say three weeks a week. Three we're gonna hear this,

But it sounds like he quit writing. I completely disagree, he'll be back night too. I am saying night one with the guitar, yeah, singing, And then I saw you on the show started. Yes, Oh my god, it feels like how No, you make me feel like how roll Todd? How many times are we going to see Hannah beats with a hissing, Oh, don't like it, don't happen. It'll happen like two times. And what they'll do is they'll fucking show it in every single coming up on right,

We'll get real sick of it. Don't feel like it happened all the time, Scott, Where can people find you? Are you on Instagram? Not? Really? Do you want people to follow? You? Know? I don't you know? I'm no, great, they don't have to. I'm on Twitter, but I never do it anymore. Would you want anybody to find you? Or no, they don't have to. Great, God, that's the best. You are here actually for the right reasons. I'm here because you're my friend and I love the Bachelor reset. Also,

do you want to watch Bachelor in Paradise, Australia with us? Yes? Yes, I still haven't. Great, Well, we got we got, we got a new version. We have the Newest Australia when we haven't started. We're going to do the whole season. You want to watch it with us? Literally? Yes, like this next week? Okay, how was that season? We want? I we stopped. It was very good and if people kept demanding Paradise, so we're gonna watch it after. I loved it. He was great. He had a lot of

good crazy one liners. It was fun Australia because it's good. It's really fun. All right, everybody, Well, um, we'll be back our next Our first episode will be up on Wednesday following the Uh we watched Monday night, we record on Tuesday. We put it up on Wednesday. First, I guess that Hannah Beast my god, I think I'm gonna put it down that it's actually gonna be a fun season. I think so. Yeah, I think it's going to be Banana. I really you're going to watch someone the wrong every week? Yeah?

And actually Sincere, I think she's just since in my heart will break and yeah, I think she's now. Can I ask you a question? Anything curious? How did the three of you meet? I had this vision about this podcast, and um, Katie was working at Nerdice and I did a lot of at midnight and I called and I pitched it to her and she was the head of

the podcast network there and I Love the Bachelor. And then Annah and I met because I used to do a show that she produced Medina Gould, The Tinkle Twins, and she was like, I'm going to help produce this and it has been a black I mean, you ain't seen nothing yet. This is just the very this is the tip of the ice for this is just like the pregame. I just I got a I got an email from Arden that was like, hey, I'm Arden. You

have m comic thing. And she sent me what the theme song will be and I was like yes, Like I just said yes. I was like, I just pushed it. Yeah, yeah, I I could really like it. Like I think that show was literally starting the next week and I was like, no, this is happening, and I just fucking put it up. I hired I hired a guy to make the theme song.

I had a vision about it in Vermont and I was like on the mountain January one in the morning, yeah, and I was I had a New Year's even Vermont, and I was like, I need to have a podcast about this. And I so I called Anna and then I was like, how do I do this? And then I called Aaron Foley and I was like, do you

want to do this with me? And then I hired a guy to make the song that like January two, and I paid only three hundred bucks Mark Rivers, and I was like I needed to sound like very white and like like really violating, like a guy jumped out of a bush and like just on your feet, like hot breath on your neck. And he did it, and he did it, and uh yeah, and then Anna made and then Eddie Peppertone. It was me, Aeron Foley and Eddie Peppertone did the first season. And uh, it's so fun.

This is you. You You have no idea what insanity you're about to enter. This is just the tip of the iceberg. And I know we should stop, but I'm also curious that you have you have a different person every week. You're now I'm part of the clan. There's like twelve of us. It's like a rotating plan. Usually there's usually there's like it would be two guests. It's

here to the perfect number. And what's really fun is and there's people who all love the show who are funny, but like we we find quickly if somebody hate watches the show, it doesn't work with us, like because we can make fun of it, but we all truly actually want them. We want them to find us. And so, um that's how. So there's there's Aaron Foley and Debbie Ryan does it, and and there's a lot of very funny people who love everyone loves the Bachelor. So it's

all super fans. And then um, we have the best listeners in the world. They're all like and we have you'll as you get inundated with this. We have a lot of phrases the bone zone. We've got a lot of like certain catchphrases. We're so deep at and we know a lot of the contestants we tour with it. Yeah yeah, well get ready to get ready to see some madness. Yeah yeah, this is at the beginning. You

were great. We would love to have you back. Come on, okay, great, all right, here we go, bye, list bye, thanks, good luck, good luck, good luck. Hannah. Oh I just gotta want to push you, Freds to your word